Throw in any birb webm you got. rep for talking birbs

>>1690382
what kind of bird is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7CUfku3yo&feature=youtu.be

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why do birbs sound so creepy

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My perosnal favourite.

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>>1690382
hi

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>>1692924

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>>1692926

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>>1692927

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>>1692930
bye

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>>1692940

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>>1692943

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>>1692946

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>>1692951

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>>1692954

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>>1692957
Last one lover boys

>>1690491
Oh my god what song is this? It's driving me insane

>>1693083
I think its from the RL Stein intro.

>>1693088
Thank you!

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>>1692812
i love lyrebirds

>>1692819
>that "My god, what have I done" look at the end

>>1693831
It must be rough living in the tree tops.

>>1692812
Why does it make such strange sounds?
I mean, I know they tend to imitate what they hear, but where the hell would it be hearing all those weird noises?

>>1693950
It sounds like it could have heard somebody's phone game or something.

>>1693083
>>1693088
R L Stein is the name of the author of the books, the series is called Goosebumps.
Come on, man, git gud!

>>1694116
That's one autistic doggo

>>1694083
you mean guy fieri

>>1690387
source on music please?

>>1694116
I'VE BEEN THERE!

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>>1695139

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>>1695141

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>>1695148

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>>1695152

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>>1695153

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>>1695156

>>1693925
>Filename
Heheheheheh.

>>1695139
Thank you for not posting the one with the shitty captions

>>1695316
U wot m8?

>>1692943
>Death Grips live

>>1695114
i believe the song is "soulful strut"

>>1690392
HEY! That's my money.

>............ok

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He is called Noot and he is my Noot

>>1692812
There's a skinwalker in them thar hills

>>1695139
>oh hi. I'm gonna look in your eye. You have nice eyes...

>>1695152
ALWAYS
BE
BEEPIN

>>1696031
Chaim's birb.

>>1695312

I'm still not sure which part of this bird is the front

>>1695240
>montypythonandtheholygrail.webm

>>1695152
>keybirbs

>>1696418
you think that's bad, look up the Kea - people in New Zealand have clauses in their insurance policies against them.

>>1693915
Nah, Cockatoos are engines of ruin. They hold no regrets for destroying anything and everything.

>>1695312
What a gorgeous animal.

>>1695697
He is a cute Noot. Congrats.

>>1692819
Bad attitude

>>1692954
This one always cracks me up

>>1695089
Noice

>>1692959
sauce please?

>>1692959
>Bankai

>>1695139
>LOOK AT ME HECTOR

>>1695152
>twitter.com

>>1692957
mans got moves

>>1692137
This is a rather startling level of intelligent thought.

>>1699997
So close

>>1699999
Noice

>Friendly reminder birds have more advanced brains then we do, based on neuron density

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Anyone got sauce on this song?

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>>1692951

>>1697766
"You think you got what it takes to stand up to Chad 2 Badd? Heh! Heh! Heheh! We'll just see at Lethal Leap Year!"

>>1692951
lost

>>1700080
sounds like billy joel but i have no clue

>>1700163
It's the theme from My Neighbor Totoro.

>>1700080
Theme from My Neighbor Totoro.
Miyazaki film, pretty good desu

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>>1699447

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>>1700285

>>1694208
It's a rabbit you idiot.

>>1700080
Is this fake? Sounds kinda human.

>>1699999
Congratulations my man

>>1692927
My 2 cockatiel do that

>>1695152
on the internet nobody will know you're a bunch of birbs

>>1697849
Cormorants dive underwater to take small fish and invertebrates. They may dive to depths of at least 160 feet. Asian cultures used them for centuries to catch fish by placing a constricting ring around their throats so they couldn't swallow the fish.

>>1693831
Poor birb =(

>>1696418
>dwarf fortress . webm

>>1700642
STFU man its clearly a Guinea pig

>>1692943
shave and a haircut

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special edition 4 u

>>1700080
sorry about your dog

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>>1690382

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>>1698083

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>>1692951

>>1695522
yes that is indeed what is said in that webm

thank you

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>>1690382
They are actually friendly creatures once you kill the babies

>>1702025
I know and I love it!!!

>such funny
>much laughs

>>1700080
sorry about your dog man

>>1701737
>h-he's fast!

>>1695247
>emu_occupation_force_fraternises_with_local_population.webm

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>>1702133
>immediately offers up the sandwich
Smart move.

>>1699999
>>1700000

>>1692940
You gonna extract him?

>>1700080
Sorry about your dog.

>>1694208
>>1700642
>>1700830
You're all wrong. It's a fucking snake. Birds = reptiles = snakes. Fucking retards.

>>1695139
It kills me every time because that cat looks a shit ton like mine, except mine doesn't have the light splotches in her fur and has a dark nose. That's also the exactly look and everything she does when I annoy her.

>>1692830
HIIIiiiii
Love that birb

>>1702133
>>1703582
Fuck that! Those are so goddamn dangerous

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Serial killer reincarnated into a bird.

>>1705080
mostly a bunch of bullshit thanks to WWII. only real times they attack is trying to get food otherwhise they're pretty tame. if this wasnt the case i wouldnt work with them almost every day

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>>1705069

>>1705341
When we develop AI this is how it will be.

It'll scream to drown out the pleas and cries of the humans its obliterating, then resets with a friendly "Hi!" when there are no more souls to extinguish.

>>1697058
Fuck back off to /x/ with those shit tier board ruining stories.

>>1693182
lost

>>1695148
>chocobo theme
adorable

why don't these birbs fly?

>>1692819
Next, he comes for you..

>>1695156
sam hyde reincarnated as a bird

>>1692137
Car was in the shop.

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It's an he

>>1702133
Dinosaurs

>>1697777
Checked

>>1707254
… His name's Juarez.
His name is fucking Juarez.

He's an emu, and his name is Juarez.

>>1693088
Oh damn, I was just going through the Rayman 2 OST looking for it. Thought it was a remix.

>>1694234
And he's gone before the other fish could react.

>>1707254
>you're walkin an ostrich ya daft cunt

>>1702133
>once you kill the babies
What

>>1707254
>his name is juarez, he's an asshole
lost it

>>1692932
I want a never ending gif of the final 3 seconds

>>1693831
>Well, at least no one saw that.
gorillion views

>>1692812
>let's kill God
Did it come from fucking Nocturne?

>>1692927
Conures are supreme cuddlers.

>>1699997
Once I had the following going on:
>Riding my bike on street.
>Lots of small crows in the area.
>I stop at a red light.
>Small crow that was investigating the area on a bush flew to the lights on the ground.
>Still red and he kept on waiting.
>Light turns green, he walks in the middle of the street, picks up some broken nut (from the cars).
>Casually walks away and flies of again when he is on the sidewalk.

>>1695139
Jesus.... That bird was clearly estimating the difficulty of ripping that cat's eyeball out. Remind me never to purchase a bird that's bigger than 6 oz.

>>1695158
tfw Bird-Matrix bullet dodging

>>1695141
is this real?

>>1693831
That's an osprey isn't it? Those are gorgeous.. even when faceplanted upside-down into sticks.

>>1702113
Sorry to hear about your dog, bro

>>1707254
that shit is awesome.

>>1695247
IT'S A FOOKIN EMU!

>>1694083
seagulls are vermin and i embrace their extinction

>>1702133
NOPE

>>1692946
Lose...every...single...time

>>1692819
kek! What a dick!

>>1693930
>filename

gets me

>>1719032
No, but it does do some retarded sounding breathing in the unedited video

>>1694083
what kind of haircut you want?

just fuck my shit up

>>1692812
the next death grips song

>>1705082
sounds more like iori yagami

>>1695152
feeping creatures

>>1707805
If they're defending a nest or chicks cassowaries will fuck your shit up and give no quarter. A kick can break a bone and the claws can gut you.

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This is the Australian menace, Emu.

>>1702113
what song is this?

>>1695141

>wen u nut but she still suckin

Requesting more crows or ravens.

>>1699999
nice digits friendo

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>>1721691
Seconding this, corvids are awesome

>>1695156
How do I train my bird to do this?

>>1700730
truly an angry birb

>>1720862
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

>>1721622
>can't even kill them by running them over

>>1722509
the mother will then regurgitate the food because the chicks can't digest the meat properly

>>1690382
These threads have motivated me to buy a birb, which one should I get? It can't be too expensive.

>>1714244
That's not even the crazy part. Did you know the bird put the nut in the street so that the car would crack it?

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>>1702133
>>1721619
Cassowary are a threatened species pivotal to their ecosystems as they are one of the few birds that can eat large seeded fruits which they pass on in their feces to help keep the forest flourishing. They're also natural cleaner uppers.

Please don't kill cassowarys in the same way you're destroying your Great Barrier Reef, Ausfags.

>>1700600
pls stop treading

>>1694083
What a cute flying searat.

>>1697094
Probably thinks the ball is carrion.

>>1692812
Sounds like a tom waits song

>>1721622
>not again!
Unexpected laughs after a seemingly tragic event

>>1720862
I'm sorry your dog broke your fidget spinner

>>1692819
>Spec Ops: The Line

>>1693831
holy shit that sway of the tree, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>1693831
>things people do when theyre home alone

>>1729203
Probably isn't so bad if you've got wings.

>>1697395
Half the images on google when you look it up are of it fucking with shit. lol

>>1700080
Why do people always reply sorry about your dog to this.

>>1732457
>just ignore him and he'll go away.

>>1694116
How'd he get his raccoon to play fetch like that?

>>1728757
>kestrel

fucking idiosyncrasies

>>1728757
sauce?

>>1693925
lost

>>1732636
It walks and talks like a kestrel, and is in the genus falco. DNAfags can fuck off with their unhelpful rebranding of everything.

>>1732457
>shitposting.webm

>>1732638
cream

>>1692957
Birb on coke

>>1732459
Dog about your sorry

>>1703582
>just swallows the whole damn cube

Birds

>>1692120
A cute one

>>1690392
Mango is a she. Also she's plainly orange.

>>1722336
cockatoos become easily understimulated. This is probably just a result of that.

>>1695141
audio is fake

>>1733708
Inded, it's so obvious, but nobody ever points it out.

>>1693083
Goosebumps theme

>>1723380
this is why the aussies lost

>>1694083
>Dodo the Hedgehog
Worst Sonic OC yet.

Sorry no birb to contriboot.

>>1692959
On my signal, unleash hell!

>>1732721
Nigger, what the fuck are you on about, I play a dumb game that has a "Kestrel" ship you can fly - that's it, I don't give a shit about classification of species

>>1732457
There are two types of people in this world.

>>1732457
the weak should fear the strong

Does anyone gas the one with the crow that screams and then bites the dudes finger?

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>>1737687
I don't have that but I do have the fuck you crow.

>>1692812
>>1693182
WTF I love lyrebirds now.
No seriously, they're awesome.

>>1692946
KEK

>>1693987
Imagine birds that huge walking around

>>1722135
How do you tame those birds?

I love birds and I'm not usually scared of them, except the ones with pointy bills.

I just can't stop thinking that they can poke my eye anytime. This thought scares the shit out of me.

>>1726385
It's actually pretty common sights among corvids, since, duh, they are one of the smarter birds around and animals in general. If you have an animal capable of using (not making, but still) basic tools, it's entire leagues ahead of intelligence over other species. And corvids do that without any training, just by figuring things out on their own.

And yet one of the dumbest birds around, owls, are the symbol of intellect. What the fuck?!

>>1700016

He got it!

>>1693831
holy shit i've been following this same osprey nest for years now

>>1738502
If you ever get bitten by a parrot you'll know you have more things to be scared of

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>>1733785

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>>1713915
Shit quality, but that's all I can do for you while in train.

>>1732457
>God dammit Steve I just want to sleep, please stop

>>1707254
>mfw 'you cunt' and 'you're fucked up' are endearing terms in straya

>>1738671
that's not even close to straya

>>1721622
FUCKING EMU

>>1738671

>Straya

Fucking hell, man. That is in England, and sounds like from around the Manchester area.

>>1692120
A caquie parrot

>>1728144
>Do you feel like a hero yet?

>>1732459
meme from /f/
Got posted a lot with the caption "My dog died today"

>>1695152
JESUS OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT STOP WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP STOP NOW OH GOD

>>1692830
>Yeah....whatever man.
t.cat

>>1733696
Its actually them wanting to hear another cockatoo so they do this for the echo

>>1695139
u focking wot m8.webm

>>1692819
Should be a version that plays this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOelUkweVgc

>>1695139
>do you feel in charge?

>>1721628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1RhMA5NpsM
The bird is singing the chorus at 50secs.

>>1734082
H-he's fast!

>>1692819
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>1732457
Aussies vs Brits

>>1692943
Alright I giggled

>>1705414
Fund it!

>>1720477
Pretty badass

>>1701273

Two bits!

>>1734082
Is that a small cobra?

>>1734088
>I play a dumb game that has a "Kestrel" ship you can fly
Elite

>>1694234
not naming teh file KingFisher9000 ... fagot

>>1692957
I don't understand how it's doing these human-like moves

>>1695139
>the cats eyes widening
>that look at the camera like "You gonna do something man?"

>>1707254
ENGLAND

>>1738563
Take pictures of bird from the train window pls.

>>1692959
>That last one
>"Fuck i'm late"

>>1695240
>The Rescuers

>>1697805
>Libertarians hate him

>>1733785
Metal dubbing is the lowest form of comedy.

>>1700016
All terrain penguin right here.

>>1734088
I used to have a Kestrel. Then I had a Blackbirb. I'd jam the shit out of people and my friends all had Ravens. Well except the guy who wanted to feel special and had a megasomething with guns instead torpedos.

>>1693925
He's the nicest, most genuine swan I've ever met.

>>1741308
You didn't met too many swans in your life I guess (yeah, I know you were joking)

>>1740883
>Metal

You OK there buddy?

>>1740696
Hahaha

>>1693907
the title got me. sounds like some women i know

>>1742561

Kek

>>1696418
>LOOK GUYS I'M A KITE!!

>>1727257
heh, normy, that is not a dog and that is not a fidget spinner

>>1727257
Nigga doesn't even know what a cat and a Bop-It look like.

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>>1733663

>>1693950
It might hear things in a different tone than we do too. We just don't know.

>>1722574
Angry? Greys love it when you react to what they say, especially laughing.

>>1733663
> gib Austria
> gib Sudetenland
> gib Danzig

Anyone have the one with some guy feeding the vultures and once he leaves a they all start flocking at it like a flood?

>>1695139
>I am the captain now

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>>1743553
This?

>>1743873
Clearly some vultures have had their asses whooped in the past

>>1743144
>autistic screeching.webm

>>1740853
What the fuck is it doing

>>1743873
>>1744000
... why?

What's the explaination behind this? Is this them waiting for "carrion" to be left alone by other animal? Or some other instinct?

>>1692137
Did he pay for the ride though ?

>>1744347
Most people don't realize it, but vultures are one of the smarter species of birds and can learn or be trained by humans fairly quickly. Those vultures are fed every day by people.

>>1743144
Dude what the fuck is wrong with this turtle?

>>1744347
to prevent the extinction of vultures some countries leave food for them near their habitat, back in the day they used to throw away cattle that's died from natural causes but due to regulations they now have to give them fresh meat instead

>>1745817
>turtle
Are you retarded? It's not a turtle it's a tortoise. Turtles live underwater tortoises live on land.

>>1745849
I mean the way they flock around. They only go for food when the caretaker goes away. So it appears they consider the caretaker to be the predator currently "eating" the hunted animal, hence the waiting for "predator" to leave.
At least that how it looks, I'm no expert about vultures

>>1745974
animals are pretty damn quick in associating humans with food (which is why they sometimes attack humans because they get angry when they encounter one that doesn't have food on them), they're probably just waiting for him to be done leaving food

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>>1695240
kung pow im coming

>>1733663
someone feed that birb already. fuck

>>1737687
i wanna see this too
which one is it?

>>1721622
I think I know where this is

>>1695139
>Do you feel in charge?

>>1733694
why are all sun conures named mango

>>1749351
Kek'd

Source on voice?

>>1749676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx1L1OtRQC8

>>1749870
why do some parrots do that head thing?

>>1750448
it's parrolets that do the wiggle most birds do a sort of up and down wiggle to regurgitate parrolets do a side to side. It's also part courtship display for them.