Eurovision YGYL

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slick as fuq

Was there anything in that "competition" that wasn't a boring, generic pop song?

>>1687234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk

>>1687221
best song by far

t. spaniard

>>1687253
Remember Knorkator? These are done just for the laughs, right?

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>>1687234
you dont understand just how good this eurovision was.
like 6 to 8 decent tracks
usually its ballad women bellowing

also its meme material and were not just talking 2017

>>1687265
>you dont understand

Because I only saw a popular (here) handful. As in, the generic crap I mentioned. I didn't actively look for it, it was just on the half-hour TV I watch before work.

/blog

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>>1687267
MOTHERFUCKER
its like glastonbury you set aside the time nigga

theres always a couple of good shit or a laugh at least

its a once a year event

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>>1687213
IS THAT EPIC SAX GUY!?!

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solid 2017 eurodub

>>1687277
Sunstroke Project
yes

>>1687279
Eh...nothing spectacular. I thought this was supposed to be about the really good shit.

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All I can hear is "I'm so handy" - weird Al

>>1687287
gandi and the wiggles kek'd hard

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Best stage invasion?
No Australian shitposting pls u_u

>>1687294
>cameras keep it out of shot

Fucking pathetic.

>>1687307
here you go
>>1687302

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>>1687294
>Invading the background effects

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>tfw you cant get your son to appear on stage with you

>>1687315
great loop

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rawr

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Coming Soon.

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any spaintards want to translate this?

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Can't tell if real

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Should have won!

Fuck off with this gay shit.

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>>1687360
GTFO

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>>1687361

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>>1687366

>>1687365
No you gtfo you faggot lowest common denominator normalfag retard.

>>1687336
>>1687342
>>1687345
>>1687351
This guy is a comedian who was sent to Eurovision 2008 ironically and he got more points than most of the Spanish singers in the last decade. I'm so glad our shitty participant this year failed so badly.
>any spaintards want to translate this?
Actually that part is in English (with a horrible Spanish accent, so I had to look it up)
"give el chiki-chiki to that little sister
with el chiki-chiki she´s gonna like it mister !"

I can translate the whole thing if you want.

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No idea why this won really

>>1687380
i heard "gonna let you fist her"

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>>1687383

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>>1687388

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Why did this song sound so contemporary compared to the rest?

Is it just the accent?
I mean I felt like I might hear this outside of eurovision

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>>1687400

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>>1687403

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>>1687408

>>1687400
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>>1687408
>>1687415
my favourite song to be honest

also liked Hungary's for being original and sticking to their culture

>>1687400
Probably Fireworks from Katy Perry and Titanium from David Guetta

>>1687221
That is gay

>>1687330
ayyyy, Divine should've won that. Based French Jesus

No wonder the brits fucking left...

>>1687380

lo mejor de este año fue el gallo

>>1687383
probably because is the most genuine music sung on their native language, every single song in eurovision is another shit show fest of good looks and your typical pop song that goes out of fashion next month.
no variety, all the fucking same, good times when Lordi won now people like you applaud degeneracy

>>1687383
Eurovision is a lot more about politics than it is about artistic merit

Isn't its theme diversity or some shit this year? A shame everything has to be poisoned with liberal idealism these days.
I'd rather see countries put forth some original music, maybe their own traditional sounds. Not american pop music ripoffs.

My favourite this year was belarus to be honest, the rest wasnt that special and seemed kind of generic.

>>1687400
>>1687403
>>1687408
>>1687415
Best song of the evening IMO
>>1688131
Some passages sound a bit like a sped-up version of "Stay" by Rihanna.

>>1687360
Why don't you start?

>>1689335
Theme was diversity. All the presenters were white guys and only once act was non-white.

I think they expected people to make really sombre songs about refugees, but instead we got yodel rapping

>>1687400
My favourite of the night. It's such a shame she kept choking so hard on stage

>>1687294
That was part of the show though.

>>1687279
That was the only good part of the song though.

>>1687270
>KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

Seek help Norway bro

>>1687383
Pity because he'll be dead by next year's show and his sister will have to perform instead

>>1689380
Why do you say this?

>>1687213
>eurovision
>2017
kek

>>1689380
seriously, man? :/

>>1687400
>>1687403
>>1687408
>>1687415
The production is horrible, it doesn't fit to her vocals.

>>1689489
Fuck off, Russian scun!

>>1689500
What are you talking about? It's perfect.

>>1689496
Yeah he has some sort of heart thing and will die without a transplant. He was too weak to do some of the rehersals so his sister did them as a backup

>>1689380
>>1689496
>>1689528
Bullshit. He was treated for two hernias and therefore missed out on one of the rehearsals. His team was VERY clear about those heart-transplant rumours.

>>1689522
but its the reality senpai
who cares about eurovision?

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Let's have some entries in the "Too Radical for the Finals" category.
I'm gonna start with Georgia 2014 and the brilliant idea to send a jazz fusion group plus female vocalist playing some sort of ... folk jazz pop extravaganza consisting of 90% signature changes and 10% yodelling, which probably a lot of people just couldn't make heads or tails of.

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>>1689584

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>>1689584
And let's not forget Finland's Pertti Kurikan Nimipäivät, 2015.

>>1687253
im sure he didnt mean something just as stuppid d and gimmick ridden

Did anyone save the Romanian Yodellers?

>>1687302
gay still, i saw no memefroggin fuggin pepe anywheres

>>1689645
No, thanks. Still trying to get that one out of my head.

lordi was the last good song that wasnt topeuro40 shit, not like they're far off in their hardrock muh metal station alternatives. too bad they play theyre terrible tier shit too on stage.

>>1687213
Guy Fieri and Alex Jones have a secret lovechild,

>>1689655
Fuck off! They didn't have shit on Pöllaponk from Iceland (2014).

>>1689359
And of course it HAD to be a fucking straya

>>1689693
Nope. He was actually a known Ukrainian prankster who just had an Australian flag draped around him for no discernible reason.

>>1687403
>>1687408
>>1687415
Top qt

which is all that matters really

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>>1689655
Nah, There hasn't been a good winner since 95

>>1689721
>>1687400
>>1687403
>>1687408
>>1687415

I honestly can't decide whether I find her cute or not. But her voice is sultry and the song was damn fine for an ESC entry.

Post

Hungary and Montenegro (based Slavko needs more recognition)

>>1689159
the UKs performance made me almost cry because of how none degen and beautiful it was. not every county were parading sluts and gay men on stage to pervert peoples image of Europe

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>>1689587
Hadn't heard that one before... but it's not too hard to see why it didn't make it to the finals. It sounds like they took a fairly genuine pop song and then just ... added in stuff.
While those signature changes are interesting to listen to in the beginning and would be perefectly okay in another genre, in this case it ends up sounding like they tried to fit three songs into one...

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I cant believe the Belgium cutie lost to that autist

I cant believe people actually fell for his schtick


Better than a tranny I suppose...

>>1689919
the fucking juries were too easitly swayed.

>>1689847
She's not a classic beauty, that much is for sure, but I would cuddle her forever...

>>1689919
So cute and fragile

France was qt too, someone post her

>>1689951
Actually, in terms of qts, this year wasn't too bad. The female half of the belarussian entry was cute as fuck, Denmark's singer had awesome tits.. nice overall selection, I'd say.

>>1687383
>>1687388
>>1687395

The truth is that Portugal has been submitting the same song for the past 60 years, only this year was the first time anyone listened...

>>1690028
Hungary was great, too bad the judges fucked them over.

>>1690005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFXvlOHjOhY

I love this version.

>>1687265
>I'm gonna kill that boy in my shed, he's gonna bleed til morning

>>1687358
>claiming Slavic Sasuke should've won over Moldavian Motherfuckers

>>1687383
The amount of people falling for his trap is insane. He studies Psychology ffs

>>1689359
I love how slow security was, he could've stabbed her four times

>>1689993
nah senpai ur wrong

>>1690879
'Twas but a jape!

...referring to the fact that musically the song could as well have been a 1950s song. Note that I'm well aware of the fact that Portugal didn't even participate in the contest until 1964.

>>1689584
Why has that guy got a parachute?

>>1689700
>He was actually a known Ukrainian prankster

Is that why she didn't even flinch? Like, at all

>>1689919
She was shit on the night, even if her song was best

>>1690028
>look a bit middle-easterny
>song sounds suspiciously like you're saying allahu ackbar

Gee, I wonder why it didn't win

>>1690938
Because it's a song about skydivers... now you wish you hadn't asked, don't you?

>>1690948
And every commentator on every network was very eager to point out that the guy is, as a matter of fact, Romani.
You don't know a whole lot about Europe, do you?

>>1690941
she actually grinned slightly.

>>1689359
How does 'Straya get to compete in this?

>>1689584
>>1689587

Outside the ESC those guys are actually pretty darn good. Some fine "ethno jazz" stuff:

https://youtu.be/mP_-7B0-Smc
https://youtu.be/HE0Gu7C1O6w

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Real winner coming through

>>1690992
>Couldn't sing
>Couldn't dance
>But look I'm acting like a total faggot swinging my faggoty braid around vote 4 me I'm the next Conchita

No.

>>1691001
>But look I'm acting like a total faggot [...]
that's a given, considering it's the ESC though.

>>1690028
Disgusting gypsy bullshit

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>>1691042
Yeh

>>1687400

DANGER ZONE?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

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>>1690759

That's assuming he could have gotten a knife through security before that.

>>1691128
You beat me to it...

>>1687213
>YGYL
>Eurovision

You fucking what, mate?

>>1687221
Honestly, he should've won, but he didnt have a sob story of being an autistic retard with a medical condition, so we're gonna have to suffer through Portuguese bullshit next year

>>1687380
Stop singing in fucking spanish
and people might vote for you

same shit goes for France

Only romance language that gets votes is Italy

>>1689159
he won cause hes an autismo with a health condition
thats eurovision for you

>>1689700
>>1690941
>he could be up for 5 years in prison for streaking

>>1690959
are you autistic or something?

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>>1690712
Eurovision always had beautiful men

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I wish there was more outlandish stuff this year. The only remotely absurd stuff I can remember off the top of my head was a guy in a horse mask and someone in a gorilla suit.

>>1690712
Because only faggots watch unironically

>>1691235
>are you autistic or something?
No, it's just what she did. Right after the guy got removed from stage, of which the WEBM shows only a split second.

>>1691266
No, she'd been moving her hips the whole time you dipshit

>>1687287
>>1687294
>>1687302
I genuinely like this song. It's good pop. It's the only one I've listened to since the event. It's catchy.

>>1691273
https://youtu.be/MG0wZVK3QvQ

0:18 - 0:20
Now fuck off.

>>1689159
That's the thing though, I don't want good music at Eurovision. If we had only good music at Eurovision I wouldn't watch it. The whole fucking appeal is that most of it is trash.

>>1687383
Every year you guys question the same, because you europoors are whiny sore losers

>>1690028
I liked this song a lot more than I thought I would. It's actually well done.

hh

idk if Americans should be sad that their missing this

>>1691446
Barely a handful of good entries every year among a huge pile of crap? Nah, no need to pity them.

>>1689604
the fuck is this?

Can someone please post Lasha Tumbai I haven't DANSEN in ages

>>1691556
It's exactly what it looks like.

>>1689159
>the most genuine music

How the fuck is anyone supposed to know it's genuine when they don't understand it? It could be about cocaine and hoes for all anyone knows. This reasoning is bullshit.

>>1689136
Pues sí. Por lo menos nos echamos unas risas.
>>1691216
There's a lot of debate over that very same topic in Spain, actually. However, pro-English and pro-Spanish people can't agree, so we end up singing in a shitty Spanglish mix which is even worse.

>tfw you will never do it for your lover

>>1689604
That's actually just what punk rock is SUPPOSED to sound like, tbqh

>>1692229
>tfw imma skiliton

>>1690964
Aging British expats have a cultish devotion to Eurovision and watch it at 2am

For the 60th anniversary they got a wildcard entry and have been competing ever since.

>>1692187
>having to hear the words to understand the emotion

Get to /mu/

Don't leave until your musical autism is cured

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>>1687358
*downvote*

>>1690005
*hottest* song of the eurovision

>>1690621
so cringe

>>1692279
>Hot

Hell no, look at those ayy lmao eyes. I could park a truck between them.

>>1692292
Still hot.

>>1687230
Supremacist hand gesture at 00:25. Good lad.

>>1687221
his eyes are so small

>>1689604
Lol the guy strumming his heart out at the end but no sound comes out haha

>>1690978
>>1690984
This sounds really like 'Let it go' at parts

This seems kinda cool but why are so many of these songs shit? Noone can sing live?

>>1693031
What kind of question is that?

>>1693031
>why are so many of these songs shit?
because some just are. Others aren't.
>Noone can sing live?
The SINGING is always done live. It's just the instrumentals that are taped (probably because every performer has exactly three minutes and some instrumental setups would take longer than others).
And they rarely send an outright shitty performer.

>>1693393
>And they rarely send an outright shitty performer.

Maybe YOU don't. Google Jake & Josh

>>1693396
Joe & Jake

>>1693396
Rarely. Not "never".

>>1687230
the treadmill choreo is mesmerizing

>>1693455
Yeah but when it comes to treadmills, there's little that OK GO haven't done already ten years ago. Digging up old memes there.

>>1693491
links?

>>1693519
What, you don't know that one?
Come on, that's CLASSIC YouTube.
https://youtu.be/dTAAsCNK7RA

Now, this video was uploaded in 2009 but I'm fairly sure it was originally released back in 2007 or even 2006, just around the time YT started to make a serious impact.

Granted, I should've written "AN old meme" and not "old memes".
Still, it's one of the most famous viral videos of the last decade. Right up there with Afro Ninja and Chocolate Rain.

>>1689604
system of downs

>>1690992
this is why islam will overtake us

this is the kind of "men" that we have here in europe

>>1691216
No faggot, the reason why this show is so fucking boring is because everyone sings in fucking english.

I want to hear people's native languages/music for a change, instead of shitty wannabe american pop music.

>>1687322
What the actual fuck are those pants

>>1689735
my FUCKING GOD that is sweet!

>>1690987
ITS THE SERBIAN SMASH MOUTH!

>>1695745
I appreciated the attempt at mind control

>>1692145
that guitar riff still pisses me off

WAAROM

>>1692145
>>1692141
>>1692142
>>1692143
>>1692151
>>1692153

Wilson Phillips are better at being Wilson Phillips though...

>>1699345
DAAROM

>>1687262
Knorkator are actually pretty catchy, serious or not

>>1687265

Always wondered how does one redo a song in such a way? What software is being used?

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>>1687262
>>1700897
Yet still Knorkator never made it to the finals... bummer.

Here's a quick reminder that this could've been Germany's 2000 entry – six years before Lordi:
https://youtu.be/6ZH86ufaAUM

>>1695721
Possibility A: leather
Possibility B: leatherette

>>1689584
>>1689587
This actually sounds like a well written song. Sounds a bit like Yes or some classic Krautrock band. The real problem is that the singing is lousy and the instrumental track is mixed in too low (or maybe it's mixed badly anyway – all drums, no guitar)

did all those bombs in ww2 make everyone tone deaf over there in euro?

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>>1705207
OMGEEZERS I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WROTE THIS!
*yawn*

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2006 was truly the best year of eurovision, so many good songs.

>>1706037
meh

Really? Nobody else felt like mentioning Azerbaijan's Skeletons?
I liked it...

>>1709546
It wasn't bad. The singer was rather charismatic. I just felt that musically it was nothing special.

>>1692187
If one day someone asks about me
Say that I lived just to love you
Before you, I only existed
Tired and without a thing to offer

My dear, listen to my prayers
I ask you to come back, that you come back to love me
I know we can't love alone
Maybe little by little you can learn again

My dear, listen to my prayers
I ask you to come back, that you come back to love me
I know we can't love alone
Maybe little by little you can learn again

If your heart doesn't wish to do so
To feel the passion, If it doesn't want to suffer
Without making plans about what will happen
My Heart can love for the both of us

>>1691216
Didn't Portugal sing with a song sung in Portuguese? Not like translations don't exist

>>1712934
ohhh, so that's what the song's about. I thought it was about some old geezer who only has two hairs left... cause in Spanish and Italian "pelo" actually means hair and if you know only these two Romance languages you would think that "Amar pelos dois" would translate to something along the lines of "Loving Two Hairs"...

>>1687277
Spoke to a support company, this was their hold music

>>1689919
ad some organs, war drums
and you get the female version of woodkid

>tfw france will never win because they simpy dont put woodkid on there
he has the perfect type of music for eurovision, plus you can make it baller as fuck visually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snYJtHb1ayg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSkb0kDacjs

hmmm.

>>1687213
HES NOT EVEN PLAYING THE SAX
HES A PHONY
A BIG FAT PHONY
HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY IS A PHONY

>>1691292
Thank you. If everyone tried to make a generally good song it would be boring as fuck. For me the entertainment value is the most important.

>>1687302
>coldplayeurotour

Yeah I could definitely hear Coldplay in there

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>>1691618
With all the flashing lights and rapid movement going on, this one's a bitch to encode. Look at this. Look and suffer.

>>1717014
no one's playing any instruments on the ESC stage, m8. Not even Lordi back in 2006.

>>1692823
... the ok hand sign?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6J4tyAB_5o

best shit on this yurovision
please convert to webm

>>1692823
no one outside the US would ever associate that gesture with white supremacy. Especially not coming from a gay guy with black background dancer (who doing the exact same gesture)

>>1717136
best shit to EVER come out of Eurovision:
https://youtu.be/Cv6tgnx6jTQ

>>1689359

How can Yuros even compete ?

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>>1717102
giving it another try (1/2)

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>>1717102
>>1717432
(2/2)

>>1687221
Cheesy as fuck, holy shit.

>>1693519
How fucking old are you? Why the fuck are you discussing music when you dont even recognize an old clip from OK GO? Lost your path on your way to 9gag?

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no one is voting for the music in this contest. lot's of masterpieces (like this) ignored bc of political issues. this one was 7th in 2008.

>>1717432
topkek

>>1718085
although I hate Turks, I like this one

>>1717138
They know where their bread is buttered. Never too gay or black to be a white supremacist.

>>1687253
hehe, yeah, that's pretty cool

>>1687213
>looking for ygyl material in ylyl contest
Why?

>>1687400
>>1687403
>>1687408
>>1687415

She brought a new kind of cute to the ESC. Before Blanche you had the sassy schoolgirl cuteness of Lena and the barefoot elfin cuteness of Emmelie de Forest. Blanche brought a sort of "ugly duckling who's not quite ugly"-cuteness to the contest.

>>1718105
Turks hate you too

>>1724723
So... Turks hate everyone?

>>1687342
2008 was the GOAT year. This, Sebastian Tellier, Icelands mental entry, all while being at uni with no cares in the world.

Where did it all go wrong.

>>1691129
nice loop

>>1718085
What episode of Nathan for You did Nathan do this for?

Eurovision thread with no mention of the actual fucking GOAT. Great song, dominant performance and most lopsided victory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXwgZL4zx9o

Rybak is the GOAT

>>1687221
Sweden always manages to have the most gay contribution, somehow.

>>1687287
Oh jesus christ, that song was all over the fucking place. They turned their meme cannons up to 15 and just blasted buzzwords and recognizable imagery for 4 minutes. Utter trash.

>>1687358
>hey look it's a 12 year old kid singing about hormone-boosted strong emotions. I've never seen that before.

>>1687383
It's not a pop music contest, it's a song contest. If the song is well written, it gets points from the jury.
This also got the most caller votes. Probably because it's the only piece of heartfelt music for how many years?

>>1687400
This had a great build-up, but never took off. Immensely anticlimactic.

>>1690972
>>1690978
>>1690984
Oh look, it's an obese homophobe.

>>1693535
Remembering that a large portion of 4chin's userbase wasn't even on the internet save memebook ten years ago is... Disturbing.

>>1714464
You obviously have never even tried to comprehend portuguese. I don't even understand spanish fully, and I still got that.

>>1717432
Lost. Verka is pretty fucking catchy.

>>1725413
I try to comprehend it as far as its fun to misunderstand it, compañero.

>>1725329
Catchy.
But très gay.

>>1687358
he looks fucking gay

>>1689700
>for no discernible reason

he might be from /int/

>>1725396
Its pretentious bullshit

>>1687230
im actually upset that the retard won and not this

>>1687221

and people say Sweden will be islamized, when they'll just make the africans as homosexual as them in like 2 generations

>>1687365

>Ireland sending JedWard

kek they are pretty much making fun of it

>>1725553
kek

>>1687234
Finland should submit some metal again, like they did with Lordi that one time.

>>1718085
>turkey
>europe

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>>1725555
I liked them. They were a riot. Also one of the catchiest ESC tunes ever!

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>>1726147

>>1689656
lost

>>1726147
>>1726150
Please kill yourself

>>1687230
bogpilled

>>1687383
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO POISON US WITH HIS ARTIFICIAL RETARDEDNES REEEEEEEEE

i get it, the rest is propaganda, but the message feels=retarded is evil

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>>1695745
>Last decent song Lithuania sent was in 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeOn-GG_eHo
>It got disqualified because of the props
>Every year after has been just boring singer after boring singer.
How are they letting these other people they send get to the finals?

Look at this for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VLhnzk_dAs
There's all this hype at the start and even when it "picks up" it barely goes anywhere. They haven't even sung in Lithuanian since 1995.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmh95boVZY&t=16s
Vysniauskas is amazing by comparison to nearly everything Lithuania has sent barring Eastern European Funk in years and it ended up getting 0 points for crying out loud.

Artsvik - Fly With Me (Armenia Eurovision 2017)
Joci Pápai - Origo (Hungary Eurovision 2017)
NAVIBAND - Historyja Majho Zyccia (Belarus Eurovision 2017)

>>1726418
>sucked
>sucked
>alright

>>1726227
no, you!

>>1726418
The female half of Naviband was cute as fuck.

>>1725972
Lol that was exacly what i was talking about. No one is caring music.
Europe preffered this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmOeISUYXuI&app=desktop
Over this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=524Yy7JWBd4&app=desktop

>>1727850
Both those songs suck

>>1687213
>Eurovision
>YGYL
Slit your throat.

>>1727897
It must be pathetic to be you. Can't enjoy that masterpiece.

>>1727850
>No one is caring music.
>Posts bland radio rock

>>1725329
>that fucking jaw line
FUCKING CHADS REEEEEEE

>>1725429
>Gay originates from Old French
lmaoooooooooo

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>>1725329
I dont why but he really reminds me of hammond

>>1727850
so what, you could bring an F1 car to a gokart race, turkey isnt europe period. should americans compete as well next year if they have a good song as well?

>>1727850
>manga
>good
Nigga what are you smoking? All of their song is the same shit as their debut song.

>>1725329
>Rybak is the GOAT

nah mate, a wee irish girl could sit on a chair and out-perfom all that noise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYTLoa6DGS0

>>1728638
>>1728641
>>1728642
has aleady been posted, m8.

>>1727850
>lickable qt3.14 singing silly, yet unpretentious sing-along pop song
>lil' buttbois pretending to play rock

Gee, I wonder who won...

>>1728162
'twas but a jest

>>1689735
i'm getting strong shrek vibes from this desu

>>1687400
>>1687403
>>1687408
>>1687415
Favourite song from this year's ESC, actually had fine other ones like from sweden as usual and norway

She has this vibe of.. cuteness/fragility, kind of made the performance unique, and I guess she sung it passionately

>>1725399
The studio version def is , the live one not so much, at least it has some sort of a finale

I always liked a few songs from ESC here's my list.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8J3GAg5zaI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXFGFCRV3z0

>>1729026
>and I guess she sung it passionately

I actually liked the fact that she sounded so "DISTANT". Yeah, sung in a distanced manner... pretty much the opposite of passionate...
And it was great.

>>1728929
Oh yesss, she was absolutely lickable!

>>1690987
Sviraj ga marko

>>1706037
why are there israel flags

>>1730874
because Israel has taken part in the contest since 1973 but will probably not be able to take part anymore after this year.

you guys make me sich, you are sickos!

>>1692187
if you sing with genuine emotion about cocaine and hoes the music can be beautiful, now kys

>>1730995
glad to hear that.

>>1712946
Portugal only won because the contestant had health issues so it was a great sob story for him to be there

>>1733215
He doesn't actually have any serious health issues though. That bit of news was only purported by some Spanish tabloid and has been denied and debunked by his management even before the contest.

>>1689604
>>1693561
Syndrome of a Down

>>1701006
WHAT WHAT WHAT
I didn't know Knorkator was on Eurovision
I love them

>>1734005
They didn't make it to the finals. Stefan Raab beat them to it.

>>1691202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3i4S4E7h3I

this is better than 80% of ur trash 'lofi' 'chill' hip hop threads lol

>>1738334
Ugh, Turkish.

>>1691129
He could always gouge out her eyes.

>>1689584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dllo85ZSUk
t estonia 2013 that didnt make it

>>1739140
Beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

I can't remember who won in 2013... was it Loreen or was it Emmelie de Forest?

>>1689541
Bigots are not allowed in eurovision threads

>>1740162
Who's a bigot here? I honestly don't know what you're getting at.

>>1687230
He looks so rapy..
and im swedish..

>>1687279
>
Creative tho

>>1687287
more tone deaf than anne frank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejQ0N2SMZNA

>>1687400
normie here
This should've won

>>1743685
Pretty sure it turned out to be the most MARKETABLE song in this year's contest. I'm hearing it on the radio all the time – and I'm not Belgian, so I guess it's fair to say that the song fared rather well internationally.

>>1687400
>>1687403
>>1687408
>>1687415
Why do I want to hug her?

https://youtu.be/gAh9NRGNhUU?t=6

>>1740860
salam alaikum my fellow swede

>>1695623
He is in better shape than the majority of chan users and probably yourself cuckboi

>>1747353
hehe

>>1695623
>us
>we