ITT: Joey Webms! Give me your best funny/creepy edits of Joey

>>1679730
True

>>1679638
goddamn why is this so fucking funny

>>1679848
Because shame is hilarious

>>1679740
What is the lady getting axed from?

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>mfw this thread

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I'm never eating again...

anyone got the one where he eats the pizza and goes "WOO" really loud at the end?

Anyone have the one where he eats a ton of shit and his mouth looks like an asshole that is shitting and the video is edited all fun?

>>1679638
my favorite fucking one

Along with all the other anons with requests here, anyone have the webm where he does his intro in a normal voice really calmly?

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>>1682216
holy fuck lol

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>>1683485

>>1683605
>0:17
is that worksafe

>>1680072
>PRODUCT NOT YET RATED
holy shit im in tears

>>1683496
oweeeeeeee mi ashol ;'c!!!!!

Anyone have the one where he's doing asmr and he calls the plastic wrap beautiful and the definition of beauty comes up?

>>1680065
Tenebrae. Dario Argento film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzeJr8iiit4

>>1685195
This guy is not actually this big of a moron is he?

>this whole thread

>>1685359
He makes videos of himself sitting in his car eating fast food with a camera so close to his greasy face he might end up eating it in his feeding frenzy

Why would you assume he isn't a moron?

Someone make some I, Joey webms

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>>1687153
woops, I should switch the aspect ratio around

>>1687174
It always amazes me how much time and effort people put into something and somehow not realise what they made is complete crap.

>>1687178
dude, what?... I, Joey's a fucking masterpiece...
https://youtu.be/YP_0iPn52Kk

>>1687179
>15 minutes long
>fifth episode
Oh fuck I thought that webm was the extent of it. This is the point where the "satirisation" of Joey has become worse than Joey itself.

I feel genuine pity for whatever life the creator is living.

>>1687184
>he says while spending his sunday in a Joey thread on 4chan

>>1687184
stay pleb

suck my bloody nuts.

>>1687192
P U R E K I N O

>>1683605
The best.

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>>1687192
ffs keep flipping the aspect ratio

>>1687200
>when webm for retards doesn't cater to a low enough denominator of retard

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>>1687192
better

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>>1687211

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>>1687200

>>1687214
GOAT scene, season 2 when?

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>>1687214
well this got dark quickly, don't think I want to do anymore

>>1687241
incredible

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cool intros tho

>>1687211
kek

>>1685191
where's the audio from?

>>1687332
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

>>1687184
Eat shit. I, Joey is god like.

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>>1679599

>>1687217
K I N O

>>1685359
I'm fairly certain a lot of it is pretend. He's quite self aware.

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>>1688966
The music parts are pretty good

>>1679638
>Noodles

Those are curly fries.

>>1679848
its really not, and if it is funny to you you're underage. when is the video of him dying of a heart attack, ill watch that one

>>1688970
Wasn't prepared for that groove. The sauce is Bill Withers - Lovely Day btw.

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>>1679599

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>>1689187
got rid of the annoying border

this is so weird. Its like we are watching a guy eat himself to death.

>>1687241
Sountrack?

>>1687254
Soundtrack?

>>1689192
Get rid of your life

>>1689725
a joey apologist on 4chan

never thought i'd see the day

>>1685359
you're an idiot

>>1689720
>>1689724
I don't know them specifically but he made a playlist of all the music he uses

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2B9q-mq2Y2M7yvVpMCP59xogZ5npEyq2

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>>1679599
you could of said Joey thread
instead of posting all that extra autistic shit

yup. im going to fucking bed right now

Anyone got the "too much lettuce" one?

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why is he so awkward holy shit

>>1689948
Cheers anon

Is Joey like Kaceytron in that he's just playing a character or is he legitimately brain damaged and/or mentally ill?

>>1684237
its literally just a open staph infection boil, anon.

>>1684237
I dont see why not, just a bootyhole.

>>1681019
HAHAHAHA I GET IT! IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S LOUD!!

>fuck off

Do you guys think he knows how pathetic he is?

>>1691840
Maybe, maybe deep down inside. But I highly doubt it.

>>1681022
delet T.H.I.S. now

>>1687226
>haHAA what the fuck is this xD

>>1688974
>edgy teen calling someone underage

>>1691787
Fucking newfag.

>>1686064
For one, he's monetizing on it while people give him views just to get mad later.

>>1690315
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2B9q-mq2Y2M7yvVpMCP59xogZ5npEyq2
this is depressing

>>1691787
it really is funny though.

>>1692269
nice meme arrows

>>1681019
Sounds like a car being crushed

>>1679599
i watched it about 4 or 5 times before i realized the video was looping. i feel really fucking stupid.

>>1691787
Oh look, it's the guy who gets to decide what's funny and what isn't for everyone else.

Fuck off.

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sorry for not contributing but can someone please provide the metal gear ones?
I really loved the "les enfants terrible one" but I can't seem to find it anywhere

>>1689960
>The final video Joey uploaded before his suicide in 2006

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>>1696147

>>1679599
WAS HE EATING THAT SHIT IN REVERSE?

>>1687211
>>1687214
>>1687241
Top tier shit

>>1690315
>that wretch near the end

fucking kek

There's one where he asks how everyone is doing and then says "I'm great" with sad music playing and a funny edit. Please... someone post those

>>1679599
does this piece of shit even have a job

>>1697892
that is his job

>>1682216
Hypnotizing af

>>1697814
>this fucking guy is sitting in a parking lot doing this

truly a filthy human being

>>1698346
Do you think this fat piece of shit really has the autism to play his youtube character in the middle of a restaurant just to eat his McFuckers and McFaggots?

>>1698352
why the fuck not, it seems clear he has almost no dignity left

>>1691787
I agree that louse videos are dumb, but you should cease your existence

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNGA_TzNeTs

welp, looks like more joey kino is on the way

>>1698394
I just saw this in my sub box. I knew there would be more.

>>1698394
>>1698457
HYPE

>>1691787
Hi joey

>>1682216
song?

>>1691787
wewewewew

>>1698346
Isn't it better than those dudes who sit in fast food parking lot jacking off to teenage girls that walk passed?

>>1679599
one of the best feelings is waking up in the morning and seeing a joey thread. It's like going outside and smelling the air after it rained.

>>1682216

A real hooman bean

Hi, does anyone have the metal gear one?

>>1688973
Knowing the Americans that's probably just a huge deep fried noodle

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>>1705211
>>1695192
nevermind, found it myself, here it is

>>1705227
Or it's just actually a curly fry. (A deep fried potato for you moron brits.)

>>1698568
College & Electric Youth - A Real Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>1680072
love this one

>>1679740
I'm gonna have to check under my bed tonight. Just to be safe.

>>1679599
dont you wanna just suck up all his muchacho sauce

>>1688974
BADASS DOOD THAT'S RAD

>>1685195
I'm American, and where did Joey get his PhD?

>>1687226
>I'm Chris Hansen
>gags
10/10

test

>>1705249
thank you dear melanin enriched brother

>>1703615
I bet he does that after he does his retarded videos. prob jacking it to kiddies too

>>1698346
so what. he's not hurting anybody. all he's doing is giving us hilarious content.

>>1708479
With those greasy hands? Eww

>>1709523
probably has filled up some of em with his muchacho sauce

>>1679599
heres a rare video that no one really knows about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhZq6adW_J0&t=16s

>>1687241
The woo woo when the first punch lands got me

>>1690315
He isn't awkward, the guy serving him is

>>1690315
that "Hi" before she opens the window, amazing

>>1691787
fucking newfag get the fuck off 4chan.

>>1692269
hey summerfag, get the fuck off 4chan.

>>1709441
If he ate his own shit he wouldn't be hurting anybody, it'd still be a fucking revolting thing to do and you'd be right to judge him for it.

>>1718928
>>1718944
you sure showed that guy

>>1679638
Fucking disgusting.

>>1690315
>thank you.
>excuse me?
holy shit that's funny

>>1687200
that was really good, what's the movie source?

>>1681019
Fuck off

>>1722040
Fuck off

>>1697760
Bumping for this, don't want the thread to die.

>>1721803
Mulholland drive

>>1697814
is he mentally retarded for all the unhealthy food he eats?

>>1726265
I seriously thought he had a mental disability when I started watching him

>>1726265
Probably.


I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

>>1681022
please never again

Guys if you havent seen the newest DQ episode I suggest you do.

>Some clown was bothering me but I took care of him.

You see the potential?

>>1687200
Who made this
I want more Joey getting put into movies

>>1728084
Look up I, Joey on youtube. It's a good series.

>>1728662
thanks senpai

>>1728662
God bless your gentle soul

>>1681022
the emperor palpatine and his diet

Woo

bamp

>>1679599
I'm looking for one I saw in a video that's been long deleted, it's a 'How it feels to chew 5 gum' and then it cuts to Joey choking on Nutella while giggling, and then yelping at ear deafening volume with a close on his face

>>1692275
He's a post turtle.

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>>1681019
>spits some chicken back into the tray

Holy fuck.

>>1692277
It's kino.

>>1679740

Anyone recognize the song?

>>1685195

"Read it in book once."

Yeah right!

>>1679599

i used to really hate Joey, but now i find these threads hilarious.

fuck y'all

>>1681177

song? thought it was sinatra but now im not so sure, maybe andy williams

>>1738900
You got it right the first time.

>>1679638

it looks like he's eating a giant bee

>>1738920

great, thanks, found it

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Whenever a thread about this guy shows up, I always find myself wondering what it might be like if you happened upon him in the secluded part of a fast food restaurant's parking lot filming one of these videos and you just stood there, watching him make all those stupid faces and noises and then eat in the most disgusting way possible. Hopefully he wouldn't notice your presence until after he was done. You'd hope he might feel a modicum of shame by witnessing first hand the utter disgust plastered across your face and speed off to cry himself to sleep at home after ploughing through a couple tubs of Ben and Jerry's.

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Time to lube up your earpussies - Joey's gonna tear em up.

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>>1741490

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>>1741493

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>>1741500

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>>1741501

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>>1741508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OszYuO6RJ3U

>>1741501
I want to fucking die

>>1718928
To call someone a newfag without using a capital n is to concede that you yourself are in fact the Newfag

>>1697760
>>1742948

THANK YOU

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>>1741501
this was hard to watch

>>1741501
PLease, someone beat him to death while recording it.

>>1697814
>that fucking sound at the start
please someone tell me they have more of this

>>1703731
oh my god
woowowooowooo

What the fuck am I even doing here
What am I doing with my life

I hope he doesn't have to sift through a bunch of sexual comments to get to the friendly fans that are just asking to be pinned

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first ep of season 2 out!

>>1738191
Otis Redding These arms of mine

>>1752464
how long does it take you to make an episode? be honest please.

>>1753759
He said 2-3 weeks

>>1681019
This is genius, looking at his chin waving while eating, watching him spit fucking piece of chicken, the noise, the stains, the place. All those things are fucking disgusting, so disgusting that it can become an art.

Joey gave this dude a shout out and I believe it has lots of meme potential. Let me know what you think muchachos!

https://youtu.be/8zXODtlyrAI?t=2m12s

>>1741493
>>1741500
>>1741501
>>1741508
>>1741512
He hasn't brushed his teeth

>>1753759
>>1753800
Depends really, mainly on how enthusiastic I am about making it. If I'm feeling really into it I can get it done in a few days, if not then it can take up to 3 weeks(ish). Season 2 will probably be the last season I do

do you think this guy has ever gotten laid?

>>1679599
this guy is cancer AF

>>1755353
Of course muchacho. He has several children!

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>>1755530
I dont understand how people could dislike the guy.
He is a warm, easygoing guy in his videos. Very comfy

>>1755622
Nice try, Joey

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>>1682216

I just realised that film came out six fucking years ago.

Holy shit.

>>1755327
You're the mastermind? Well, I congratulate you. Great series.

>>1688974
>CRAAAAAWLIIING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIN

>>1691787
Maybe reddit is more your speed

>>1683605
>the burp

Gets me every time

>>1685359
>not understanding irony

>>1687174
>The Twin Peaks music

Kek

>>1687184
Maybe Reddit is more your speed

>>1755353
>>1755530
Thanks for joining us, reddit. Please enjoy

>>1690315
i didn't find joey akward here. you're an idiot

How do you people enjoy this fat awkward cringy fuck. Every video is him being obnoxious and gluttonous.

>>1759842
I dont know. I just enjoy the edits people make from his videos.

>>1679638
nasty

>>1754119
wow this guys channel is off the HOOK.

>>1754119
a 5 oh yeah baby yeaaaahhh

>>1754119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz11D5ZMCxk
okay yeah i'm definitely watching this guy he does anime reviews too

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>>1726265
He was born that way

What a piece of trash human being.

>>1680072
Song?

What does Joey do for living? How does he get money to support his habits?

>>1767466

hes been a chef for a long time, presumably he still is working somewhere

>>1679599

I'm literally downloading every single webm to watch with my friends the next time we get high.
God bless you people.

>>1767614
DUDE

>>1767614
WEED

am i the only one who's noticed this thread has been up for a month?

>>1768764
is this board just slow?
I've tried to bump this a few times because I was worried a few times but it never dies

>>1692270
>>1707999
>>1759049
>they hated jesus because he told them the truth

>>1767167
>his filthy fucking shirt
GUARANTEE he's not the one keeping the house clean and he'd turn it into a shithole real quick if he lived without assistance

>>1770765
heheh joey is such a fat disgusting swine I wish nothing but death and destruction to come into his life
it's nothin... personnel....

>>1687214
sauce on the song in the background? heard it before in a ygyl thread but never saved the info.

>>1689720
>>1689724
>>1770890

found it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE&list=PL2B9q-mq2Y2M7yvVpMCP59xogZ5npEyq2&index=33

>>1682216
>Driver: Staring Joey

I want.

just picture that scene where it's cutting back and forth between his love interest at the party and him sitting in his dark apartment woo-woo-wooing a bucket of chicken wings

>>1687174
lynch/10

>>1703731
holy shit I was not ready

>>1767614
It never gets old, i've been doing that since this thread got thrown up.

>>1767238
Sounds like an orchestral version of 'Where is My Mind' by The Pixies.

>>1770882
>>1682216

What happened to the rest of the joey drive thru song webms? I regret not savjng them now, some were pretty chill

>>1691787

Welcome to 4chan, you seem new to this place, pls kill yourself

>>1681022

pure art

>>1685359

Hes successful, thats all what matters.

>>1687189

hit and sunk

>>1698354

You clearly underestimate the profit he makes with those silly videos you dont like.

This is my favorite thread of any internet forum, ever.

new episode lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVWTNFG599o

>>1740520
he'd probably be very confused and wouldnt understand why anyone would look at someone eating completely normally

>>1770882
This one is my favorite.

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>>1776932

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here's my favorite one

>>1778346
That's hot, and greasy.

>>1774546
I have GOT to see the floor of his car

Holy shit

>>1778346
that double take to make sure no one's looking though

>>1679730
op is always a PHaggot

>>1707985
>>1767238
>>1772973
The Hit House- Nathan's Brain
https://youtu.be/g94-qhmRVW4

>>1778346
This man should wash his fucking fingers more often.

>>1785978
Just imagine it. Old fast food containers, cups, sticky floor mats where the soda has spilled, some moldy bits of lettuce and meat. Purely, a sight to behold.

Actually, imagine the smell.