post all things animals involving water, be it cute/scary/interesting. what have you, its free game.
>>1676315
>>1676313
Cracks me up every single fucking time.
>>1676313
top fucking kek
>>1676538
Underwater hunters eh. AI is scary shit, yo!
>>1676655
Skynet is coming.
>>1676313
[Mastodon plays above surface]
>>1677324
Can't even become Aquaman anymore. Nowhere to hide.
>>1677345
I think I'd move if I found that. Fuck those pieces of shit.
>>1677439
Even if it wouldn't eat me, I wouldn't want to be in the water with that.
>>1676313
The fact that he feels the need to point the specific fish out, not once, but twice. It just slays me.
>>1677233
imagine the calamaries
>>1677345 damn, I thought sewer gators were just a gag in cartoons
>>1677345
The fact he's/she's not running away isn't good. Do they taste with their tongues?
>>1676313
Fake. you can see it easly.
>>1681543
This happened a few miles from me. Hearing the story at my dive shop was a bit creepy.
>>1679653
what is that?
>>1682728
they're called fucking moss piglets, you gargantuan faggot
>>1684425
who the fuck call them moss piglets, they are water bears
>>1684432
>water bears
they're called pudgy wudgies
>>1678922
that's me trying to pick up chicks at the beach
>>1683009
some kind of nudibranch, i think
>>1676313
>angry bubbles
>>1682728
two whales. it's how they catch prey, by swarming it to the surface.
>>1676313
this .webm brings joy in my life
>>1677345
>alligator in sewer
>more concerned about a bear in your back yard
>Florida
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCWoxeOUJzc
>>1684439
>water bears, moss piglets, pudgies
>not calling them tardigrades
>>1684898
only tards call them tardigrades
I call them pudgy mossbears
>>1679653
ebrietas?
>>1679653
this is some cambrian explosion tier shit
>>1677792
They are extremely gentle, I believe.
>>1676313
>when he calls the fish a nigger
>>1676314
I always got disgusted by hermit cab's abdomen
>>1679653
that's looks like a phallus
>>1685719
Exactly what I was thinking
>>1685672
you're dumb and imma beat you up you pudgie apologist
>>1677439
I know they're peaceful
I know they sometimes like to play with humans
I know they don't eat people
But I would shit myself if I saw something that big in the water with me.
>>1678922
These fuckers are damn near invincible, too.
>>1685786
Everyone does, that's why they were told to get a shell.
>>1677439
>Murky water
>That massive fucking thing appears out of nowhere
This is why I'm terrified of water
>>1676514
Woah - if that seal had felt like it, that guys skull could have been crushed..
>>1676313
>calls a fish a nigger
the man has done more with his life than I ever will
>>1685795
What have you been getting boned by and how can I get some?
>>1677439
This type of shit is why Subnautica is by far the scariest game I've played. Fuck.
>>1676538
>A big weapon
I like X-com too.
>>1685711
haha i thought that instantly.
>>1677439
more like this pls
MORE WHALES!
>>1690791
Are there people in those? I would shit my wetsuit so much.
>>1679770
You're a faggot.
I would make webm's from my videos but I'm too lazy :^)
>>1691084
Liar liar, pants on fire.
>>1691087
You do it then
/watch?v=aqj73kQjzBs
>>1691064
It's a rov
>>1684876
Uhm... what the fuck?
>>1677345
What's Killer Croc doing out of Gotham?
>>1684788
>[Pacific Rim theme plays]
>>1690789
Most beautiful video i've ever seen, source?
>>1693614
Technically it *does* come from the water in the backstory.
those are its eyes. the eye looking things are the nostrils. i don't know where the nostrils are.
>>1693380
Lol that was just a newborn.
>>1695807
no it's a space monster that landed in the ocean and not an animal it's a scifi monster
>>1695851
No the plot is that the thing landing in the water was a satellite or some shit that woke up/disturbed the monster.
Also it's a baby and the mommy is like 10 times bigger or whatever. Who cares, movie was weird and the ARG backstory was dumb.
>>1677439
>ever existed
lmao
>>1695990
But blue whales are indeed that
>>1676313
The webm literally starts with him baiting the other fish that "scares" him.
So many people reacting to his reactions of situations he's constructed... to react to.
I just feel like we could do better.
>>1695893
Cloverfield
>>1696103
eh, the third fish was immediately taken by a grouper right after he speared it.
>>1696103
>Spear fish
>it kicks and struggles
Yeah, sure baited.
>>1693353
Dead squid in Indonesia, locals began worshiping it like a god.
>>1696232
>squid
Nigga that's a little bigger than a fucking squid
its a whale carcass
>>1696103
Autism: the post
>>1677512
Life,
finds a way
>>1679364
Unfortunately you can't eat giant squid. Their flesh is impregnated with toxic levels of ammonia for some reason.
>>1676538
Wait, they're training an autonomous killer robot.
Huh. I guess we're in the future now...
>>1684876
Watch out, that Orphan doesn't fuck around.
>>1696077
>megalodon
>>1698739
wait, you think megalodon are larger than blue whales?
>>1698757
Story? Is she okay?
>>1698929
she resurfaced right after and a guy jumped in after her. so yes.
>>1691084
download XMedia Recode. It's easy
>>1698929
A old Asian man saved her. I cut that part out because I want people to be scared of wild animals.
>>1676315
The scientists are like, "Ha. what a dumb fish."
>>1698739
http://animals.howstuffworks.com/animal-facts/question687.htm
>>1677512
fuck sake. these fish know when to fucking stop for cars but a kangaroo sees a car and fucking hops out in front of it thinking its a big game of chicken.
>>1684876
Ahh, Kos or some say Kosm
>>1695777
4 days late but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YARe1etnNZE
>>1676313
This is why people call Goliath Groupers, Jewfish
>>1701684
Thanks mate
>>1684432
>that contraption
Does it detach at some point? If not that,s kinda rude.
>>1698756
YO DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT A CHILL OUT SITUATION THOSE ARE KILLER WHALES THEY ARE THE APEX PREDATOR OF THIS ECOSYSTEM FUCKING MOVE
>>1677345
that's horrifying
>>1690791
I guess it can't surprise me that young scientists are huge sperglords but holy shit shut the fuck up nerds.
>>1698994
that's how they clean themselves and shed their skin
>>1698757
i see pantsu
>>1703044
I'm no scientist, but I would assume they have some kind of tracker on it to pick it up later, and it could probably rub it off, probably what it's doing at the end.
>>1677792
>>1685877
>Don't worry bro, they can't swallow anything larger than plankton
>>1704797
>wanting 3DPD pantsu
>>1704054
I highly doubt that you would just sit there quietly. Imagine hours of nothing happening then suddenly a giant animal swims into view.
>>1704054
>no fun allowed
>>1705083
gotta love cute octopuses
>>1705085
>aussies
>surprised by nature
How?
>>1676514
The teeth on a seal is not a fucking joke, that shit hurts
>>1705050
normally I'd agree with you but thats a loli, and lolis are best.
>>1698757
>>1695893
a shit one
>>1705661
that was fast
>>1705744
check it
>>1695927
The plot of the satellite falling can either go two ways, which way hasn't been decided. The monster was woken by the research group extracting the chemical from the monster for slusho.
>>1705880
Sea lions are seals, yes.
>>1706273
They're pinnipeds, like seals and walruses but aren't seals themselves. There are a variety of differences between them, the most obvious being sea lions possess ear lobes and can walk on land while true seals do not.
>>1704054
Lol ikr get a live nurdz xcitement isnt cul 0/10 wouldn't bang
>>1693378
Didn't know the army invested in stealth tanks
>>1698757
>striped pantsu
little slut
>>1698757
"Wild animals are wild" is something that surprises an annoyingly high amount of people.
Should generally steer clear of anything dog sized or larger. Unless you're on a farm. And even then it's a good idea.
>>1703066
The one (1) wild orca attack in recorded history took place 45 years ago and it bit and let go immediately.
>>1707184
>"Wild animals are wild" is something that surprises an annoyingly high amount of people.
There are people out in this world, and no insignificant number, who are convinced that cows are lilac.
Because of chocolate commercials.
This is the world we live in.
>>1710573
I don't believe you.
>>1698739
blue whale is the largest animal to have EVER existed. twice the size of your precious megalodon.
>>1690789
holy shit they're just so big bros.
>>1676313
>laughingcheetahs.jpg
Every time, my man. Every time.
>>1677439
Fuck the water. That episode of The Land Before Time where they all get scared of the ocean was completely right. Fuck the big, big, big, big water.
>>1690789
a big guy
>>1684432
They're called moisture oysters, you bumbling BITCH
>>1698756
What the other guy said. WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. You know those meme pictures that have a caption that says something like [Screams Internally]? Well right now I'm [Screaming Internally]. WHy the FUCK would you do this?
>>1710573
Damn cows. Sometimes they're smart, sometimes they're dumb, but they're always kinda pissed off at one thing or another.
>>1707184
This. I have two male ovcharka/caucasian shepherds. They are giant dogs, just under 200 pounds apiece of teeth and muscle. A giant, ancient race of dogs...and when I'm out, stupid people (women mostly) go and reach out their hands to touch these dogs without asking as if (1) the dog was theirs but more importantly (2) as if the dog wasn't big and strong enough to rip their arm off if it wanted. They have no concept of fear.
Now, the Africans and Arabs and Eastern Europeans who come from a harsher life, they steer clear of my dogs when they see them. My dogs are well-behaved and very disciplined, but the Africans sometimes cross the street...just in case. Westerners, though, they stretch out their fingers to the dog...so ignorant.
>>1711122
What the fuck are you talking about
>>1710561
You don't hear about the other attacks because they're all DEAD
>>1711136
anon walking a dog around in public is not the same thing as wild animals being wild.
If that dog hurts someone that's because you're a shit dog owner, not because "no concept of fear".
Now, a WILD dog running around in public? then they're the dumb ones trying to stick their hands out at it.
>>1711219
Cows always seem to have this underlying sense of bitchiness to them. Like a mean girl from Mean Girls. Not to say that some of them aren't sweet; but they can get very moody sometimes, especially if they're hungry or thirsty or something.
>>1711136
"im scared of something because its big"
>>1711049
Its the salt I believe. It makes atp or some shit. Ive seen gif/webm of Asians doing it to frogs or octopi after cutting them up.
>>1711237
Orcas are apex predators, like you said, so they are only really interested in larger prey. Whales, seals, and other marine mammals with loads of blubber and meat. We're basically a single sardine to them, and they don't see it as worth their time.
>>1711267
amazing
>>1685773
pretty sure he says let go
>>1707123
trying way too hard m8
>>1704837
They eventually fall off and float to the surface to be recovered.
>>1711418
Is it like a vacuum? Why doesn't the fish just swim farther away instead of that jumping back constantly?
>>1711423
It was stung with a paralyzing poison.
>>1704053
"just pull the sashimi right out of the fish, pre-sliced and everything"
>>1711417
what, the fuck, is that thing
>>1711416
shark is trippin balls
>>1711348
Certain resident killer whales only eat Chinook, they're smaller and have less fat than the average swimmer today. Killer whales have taught cultures that define what they eat, that is why they don't humans... probably.
>>1711415
Trypophobia the gif
>>1711431
Looks like a sea cucumber.
>>1698756
Orcas are worryingly smart. That dude was perfectly okay swimming with them since there's only one recorded instance of an orca attacking someone in the wild and it let him go immediately. I think they know better. They're an animal that can beach themselves to get seals, use a bow wave to knock them off of ice floes, and will bring them out to deeper waters to let their young practice hunting them. They even know how to use bait- several were seen to throw up near the surface, wait for seagulls to come down to feed, then grab them.
They can also be kinda cheeky, see vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMGGubjrhFw
>>1711481
Chads DOG is bringing him LOBSTER while your MOTHER brings you TENDIES
waterwelone 1/?
>>1684835
America's Australia
2/?
3/4
4/4
Sadly, this is the most relevant thing I have. This thread is great though.
>>1711315
I believe the salt is depolarizing nerve junctions to the muscles and once the muscles are depolarized the muscle cells whatever ATP remains to contract
>>1677439
>All I could thing of was it say "swiggity swooty, coming fro that booty" as it looked at him swimming by but like in a super low and slowed down way.
>>1704054
>Be a scientist
>Doing research and putting your degree to use
>Doing a ROV mission you've probably done a 100 times before and is pretty boring
>See something that most people in your field have not and will not ever see in their life time
>they're spergs for getting excited about
>>1704955
Most of that buldge is just water it hasn't pushed back through its mouth yet
>>1677345
>"Next time on Crocodile Hunter: Steve goes underground..."
>>1711431
Sea Cucumber, and it has teeth in it's anus to protect it from species of fish that like to hide in said anus.
>>1705407
They're aussies dude
Not exactly known for their intelligence
>>1711049
>barking dog
grotesque creatures
>>1711433
kys
>>1711498
LaughingLuthor.jpeg
>>1711495
smart as fuck
>>1693614
what i hate the most about these movies is that first person "omg shaky cam live streaming this looks like in the social networks right" shit effect, I can't just take them seriously.
>>1711267
Fuck. Just because you're unseen usually doesn't mean you have to look so freaky.
Fuck. I hate the ocean so much.
>>1690789
>You see that cloud?
>Imma eat it.
>>1711782
Last I heard, they don't mind the fish in the anus.
>>1690789
The ocean is equally comfy and terrifying.
I get the best chills watching these videos.
>>1698757
kek
little bitch deserved it for being surrounded by irresponsible people
>>1705083
>tfw you'll never have a cute octobro
>>1711255
kek
>>1711469
>Orcas are worryingly smart
But they don't know differential equations dude so chill
>>1711497
>The black guy in the back starts laughing
priceless
>>1712397
Well, have you ever heard the ocean say something nice to you? Yeah. The ocean hates you too. Cunt.
>>1711469
>They even know how to use bait
>>1681543
Water graboids?
>>1691064
Of course! can't you hear the 4-5 scientist inside the ROV?
>>1711281
Who are you quoting?
>>1711136
just walk my ovcharka with a muzzle. He's super nice, but you never know if he'll rip a poodle in 2 at the park.
>>1712668
fuck poodles, they deserve to get mauled
>>1712780
When she won't stop sucking
>>1712788
How the fuck? How can it break off smaller circles and them blow them up like that? This is impressive as shit.
>>1712780
this kills the crab
>>1712532
WAT ok that's just on a whole other level.
>>1711417
JSUSFCK
>>1711508
Fucking hell it disintegrated that melon.
>>1713321
>implying physics isn't child's play for dolphins
>>1677439
>We all float down here
Can't believe no one posted this yet
>>1712045
And yet you have us to thank for WiFi.
Ironic considering it's so fucking slow here.
>>1712788
Is this like vaping for dolphins?
>>1713670
It's their natural version of fidget spinners.
>>1711498
So you're saying dogs are better than women?
>>1711416
DEUS VULT
>>1713739
shut up furry
>>1711049
Me and my mom would clean the fish my dad freashly caught. They do this sometimes and I always find it facinating. I sometimes cut their hearts out and watch them beat on the tip of my finger.
>>1712788
Aren't dolphins one of the only other (if not the only other) species that's known to have sex for pleasure?
>>1711136
Read the Koran man, Arabs and Africans avoid dogs because of the prophet Mohammed. Think of the violent shitholes these people live in, and then think why would they be afraid of some mutts.
People want to touch your dog's because they are domesticated. And if your dog's ever hurt anyone, they would be put down. And it would be YOUR fault
>>1711418
>I have evolved! You're next 18!
>>1713895
Wow, what a good shot of the chase. Am I seeing things or does the octopus flush red for a second when he catches the crab?
otters?
otters please
>>1693353
Dead whale
>>1697314
Ammonium Chloride is lighter than water and they use it to maintain buoyancy
>>1699144
Fish take over the world when?
>>1712780
>once its gotcha, its gotcha
>>1711267
Imagine the beasts in the deep sea, who aren't yet discovered. It's like space, but on earth.
>>1714289
Give us the cuttlefish!
>>1711417
>I could've gone to my grave never having to see that.
>>1711503
From that day forward the pod referred to Todd as the Jerk.
>>1713895
You guys wouldn't be rooting for the octopus if the crab was a turtle
>>1679653
Buttface
>>1713651
WiFi =! line sync
>>1713838
Yes. They also masturbate, and they're serial rapists.
>>1714210
Beat me to it by 20 hours
>>1715255
So relatable.
>>1679668
Fuck Bobbit Worms. Those things are nightmare fuel.
>>1714215
Those "beasts" that remain are most likely small fish that no one cares about.
>>1676514
that's cute
>>1711417
that's a big sea cucumber
>>1712780
It's incredible how concentrated that suction is
>>1684425
Tardigrades are also called as water bears anon
>>1711782
>>1712412
Can confirm some sea cukes like the anus fish (they go in tail first if you were wondering, and they have sex in there).
Some of them can also eject all their intestines out of their mouth to deter predators. Others reverse their gills out of their anus to scare off predators. Why do I know so much about sea cucumbers?
>>1684432
I'd play that video game
>>1695828
>when you just buy random ass evolutions in E.V.O.
>>1711418
>It's my first time I swear
>>1711417
ew lad
>>1684876
eyess grant us eyesssss
>>1677233
rip
>>1679668
"Kalros, the mother of all thresher maws.
>>1696584
boyo
ever heard of giant squids?
>>1711682
He already did that back in late 2006.
>>1690791
oh fuuug
If there's a sperm whale that means they are on squid territory, right?
>>1698929
lil girl caught an infection from the bite, dunno if she's ok now.
>>1711418
that thing is fucking scary, a poison lab all on it's own.
>>1714473
das rassis
>>1712780
It's like that scene from Alien 4 but better
>>1698739
Man you are dumb...
>>1711596
thanks captain obvious, you can still clearly see the big ass school he swallows.
>>1711495
The amazing part about this is, its only one family of orcas who does that. One Matriarch female supposedly started doing that and it caught on and they teach it their young now.
Much like the ones in Argentinia who beach themselves to get the seals. That was a bigass male patriarch who started doing that and taught the other and the young ones
My favourite animal by far.
>>1714473
You wouldn't be rooting for the turtle if the octopus was a crab.
>>1718521
We need to investigate the water creature battle hierarchy further.
>>1677439
This is my fear.
>>1676314
Stay cucked little crab...
>>1711418
>Tries to wiggle to get out
>Fails
You had your chance you little bastard
>>1711548
indeed it is
thanks for the kek
>>1714028
It does, I read that they do that to portray different emotions. I have no idea what it felt then, maybe happiness but I'm just guessing.
>>1718787
I don't know why posted that with my reply, my apologies.
>>1711497
>using fish to disarm your enemy
>>1690791
I also want an underwater cuckshed and chill with whale friends
>>1676514
REEEEEEEEEEE! BAN ASS-SEA-SALT LIONS, NOOOOOOOOW!
t. Diane "I'll get you my pretty, and your little barrel shrouds too" Fienstein
>>1711267
is this a squid?
>>1711418
I want to fuck that hole...
>>1711417
I want to fuck that hole, too.
>>1693380
Fucking hated the ending abit because the monster seemed to get INcredibly small, In the earlier bits it was Bigger then buildings except that last skyscraper, and after that bombing run it fucking flew at this random ass helicopter and it just looked incredibly small would have been cool to have it accidently hit the chopper instead of just singling it out and then >>1693387 that showing it to seem even smaller then what it was shown in earlier scenes, other then that this movie was awesome when it showed the monster and the military fighting or well Had the monster Running as the military threw more and more shit at it
>>1718687
*golf clap*
Well played sir
>>1713838
what are monkeys and rabbits
well... there goes the bump limit.
>>1711498
Literally laughed out loud. Good post.
>>1677345
>When you're down here with me George, you float too
>>1676313
My favorite part of this video is that, that isn't even an average sized grouper, that's a small one.Them fuckers get HUGE
>>1712049
muslim detected
>>1711416
>you will never pet a shark while wearing chainmail
>>1712504
>Black guy
what is face paint
>>1713344
checked and keked
>>1723076
wrong thread
>>1719740
It's their turf man, they are like us. If an elephant starts stomping around in your fields we'd go after it too
>>1723142
What's the point of hunting lionfish?Aren't they extremely hard to clean without killing someone?Are they just getting rid of them?
>>1679653
#relatable
>>1718513
They are massive dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq80f7jR3Qo
>>1711506
>>1690789
Way to miss the money shot moron cameraman
>>1723551
kindly go back to your containment thread
>>1723536
You guys think it's possible to steal this and run away from it's angry parents?
I'd imagine you'd be tripping over the snow and from it struggling