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>>1680874

>>1681825
They're just sleeping, right?

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>>1681836
they'll respawn in a few seconds

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>>1674958

>>1680873

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>>1676642
Is the joke that the South African guy looks like Hayden Christensen, or the expression on Phelps' face?

>>1681880
Phelps grimacing like a lunatic

>>1680873
>>1680873
>more people think Argentinians are white compared to finns

>>1681836
yeah, just taking a dirt nap

>>1681816
lol what's the sauce my dude?

>>1674963

More like Pyromancer

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>>1674958

>>1681869
best one so far.

not
>kishibe rohan
>>1674958
fukkin reported

>>1681825
They are already on the ground and they keep shooting at them. wtf?

>>1683258
Welcome to Brazil

>>1683258
They might be playing dead to lure in the cops. Gotta think about the safety of the officers, y'know?

>>1682648
mah roflcoptr gos SOISOISOISOISOI

>>1680873
Pretty banging, honestly.

>>1680873
Except they're from Mongolia?

>>1681842
How quintesentially British

>>1674967
i never figured out what was going on here. the guy filming seems to expect whats going on, but the guys near the water take of running for their lives when the see the ship.

>>1684067
the contracted workers dont have to know about every decision the management does

>>1684029
>being this fucking new
lurk more fucking faggot

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>>1681896
I suspect Phelps has killed before. And will again.

>>1681825
Nsfw get out

>>1684029
Newfag

>>1681816
Sauce on movie?

>>1683758
Top kek he's the first thing I thought of

>>1684084
>the contracted workers dont have to know about every decision the management does
I feel like intentionally grounding a big ass fucking ship would have been mentioned at a safety briefing somewhere...

>>1674986
>not playing the song upside down too
kys fag

>>1681816
kino

>>1680797
movie? looks pretty rad

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>>1684642
>that file name

>>1683119
>rururu
>doesnt make a single r sound

>>1684639
new godzilla

it's.... not

>>1675322
That is strangely cute...

>>1684640
that's some final destination shit right there

>>1684032
he's not an arab though.

>>1674958
IN THE NAME OF THE KING CEASE YOUR ROUSINGS PEASANTS

>>1684648
fucking lost

>>1684645
What movie?

>>1683118

>Bang
>"Thank you Senator"

>>1684651

>What do you do for a living, Fred?
>I scuba dive in shit, Larry.

>>1684067
Theyre grounding aship for scrapping, the guys on the side probably didnt realise the hsip would make such a big wave, but the guys at the camera are waaay further back than it actually looks like they are

>>1682106
Nobody things argies are white
theyre niggers and finns and mongols

>>1684624
is this some physics simulator or something?

>>1684576
This actually happened in Somalia
30 US marines vs 300 Somalis with Aks
5 casualties on the US whilst 100+ Somalis died

Somalis weren't shooting to kill but rather shooting to warn off the US marines whilst the US marines have been trained and disciplined to shoot to kill. Just goes how the Marines Corp break you down mentally before indoctrinating you to have extreme trigger discipline.

Of course shooting to kill was much lower (especially during WW1) and people who did shoot were either psychopaths or fatherly figures fighting to protect their squadron (again WW1)

>>1685374
No shit, everyone knows what Black Hawk Down is about, no need to regurgitate lindybeige videos for us.

>>1685374
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>1685383
Yes, scorn him for posting relevant information.

>>1685387
Didn't you hear? EVERYONE (including you) knows what he is talking about. Don't ask questions that you already know the answer to, you sillybilly.

>>1685388
You mean unsolicited info dump stolen beat by beat from someones mouth and diluted with own moral outrage.

>>1685393
>unsolicited
I for one found it interesting.
>moral outrage
I sensed nothing of that sort.
but eh

>>1685367
Trackmania, a multiplayer time attack game with goofy physics.
>>1684614
kek

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>>1684612
>that file name

>>1684576

I believe original file name was

"Flat tire in Detroit"

>>1683112
Song sauce?

>>1684375
Song sauce?

>>1684651
At least he has a proper suit...

>>1685374

>Somalis weren't shooting to kill but rather shooting to warn off the US marines.

they dindu nuffin.

>>1685374
>Somalis weren't shooting to kill but rather shooting to warn off the US marines

Sounds like an excuse for poor aim baka. Somalis aren't exactly the most sympathetic folk.

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>>1674958

>>1684029
kill self

>>1685374
They were fucking Delta Force. Army special ops. Not Marines, you fucking mouthbreather- and the Somalis weren't 'shooting to warn off' the soldiers, they were shooting to fucking kill. They just sucked shit at it because it was a bunch of coked up skinny somalians versus a handful of some of America's fucking best.

>>1685374
>>1686224
For that fucking matter, every goddamn military in the fucking world trains its soldiers to shoot to kill: that's the whole point of shooting, goddamnit.

Are you fucking twelve?

>>1684610
Excellent

>>1681869
>not naming it stepladder.webm

>>1684640
Straight dumpstered

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>>1684640

>>1684699
genius

>>1684640
did he died

>>1684651

At least you can never have nightmares more horrible than your real life

>>1684666
you're a moron.

>>1684603
Gosh, that's so adorable. What the hell kind of eggs were those?

>>1684651
Aaaah so that's what bookface looks like up close.

>>1682648
what the heck was that

>>1675000
>webm of a gif

>>1684638
perfect

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>>1685374
This actually HAPPENED? WHAT EH FUCK? Why hasn't there been news about this? fucking hell.

This is why I come to /pol/, fuck CNN.

>>1685383
>>1685387
>>1685828
>>1685864
>>1686224
>>1686230
>>1687147
>All those delicious (you)'s
Fuck you guys are autistic, you obviously don't know what you're talking about so don't even reply.

>>1685361
Aryantina is white
You are just jelly of our pureness

>>1682401
>>1681816
Either
King Solomons Mines
Or
Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold
kinda like a indiana jones rip off

>>1684572
>safety briefing

Look up the countries that actually do this kind of shipbreaking. They don't give a fuck about personnel safety, that's why "shipbreaking" consists of "ram a massive ship onto the shore then set a swarm of people with blowtorches on it"

>>1687411
>Detroit

>>1684891
Source on that?

>>1687577
It's fucking Terminator 3, judgement day? how fucking old are you, man?

>>1684611
How can you play a song upside down?

>>1687603
Invert wave form.

>>1687147
>Why hasn't there been news about this?

because it happened over 20 years ago you mongoloid, fucking educate yourself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Mogadishu_(1993)

>>1684767
Invasion USA with Chuck Norris, my dude.

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>>1687157
>Don't even reply
>Says while replying

>>1687411
n1

>>1687592
Don't sperg too hard now, not everyone watches shitty ass movies

>>1687829
Yeah, wasn't sperging, it's a genuine question. The movie is so old now that most should know the nuke scene.

>>1680874
What movie is that from? Also, What the fuck is this? A ygyl thread?

>>1683117
IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

>>1684032

he's not a paki though.

>>1687033
Flying rats

>>1680874
songname?

>>1687942
>>1688049
no fucking idea pals

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>>1687972
lmao

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>>1687157
>Somalis weren't shooting to kill but rather shooting to warn off the US marines
>you obviously don't know what you're talking about

>>1687407
Now that's cute

>>1687592
56

>>1688049
>>1687942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QvMcQ2Eejo

>>1685374
>Of course shooting to kill was much lower (especially during WW1) and people who did shoot were either psychopaths or fatherly figures fighting to protect their squadron (again WW1)

Yeah that's why almost nobody died during WW1

>>1684631
holy fuck my sides

>>1687942
Movie is Pearl Harbor I think?

>>1684385
Fuck. Got me

>>1687401
>imput
kek

>>1687972
God what a shitshow that election was. I wish I could do it all over again.

>>1680874
this one is just perfect

>>1684621
>filename isn't Three-Fifths Compromise

>>1688327
amazing

>>1688327
1:01 - 1:05 Best

>>1684682
I liked it.

Needed more cranston though.

>>1684891
lol

>>1685374
>30 US marines
you mean the Army Rangers?

Also, the CW4 in my unit was one of those Rangers, guy had some cool stories.

>>1688259
It was the perfect storm.

>>1684651
You actually get a shitload of money for doing this job.

>>1688987
har har

>>1687834
The nuke scene i remember is from Terminator 2, not Terminator Turd

>>1684651
Reckon it's warm?

>>1687942
Movie is The Eternal Zero. Probably the 6th time I have given source on this. Welp, guess that is the burden for the one who made the webm.

>>1686970
Obviously

>>1687033
quail

>>1685632
took me a minute you nut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCRxaoxPlRs

>>1689183
K
Thanks.

>>1688327
Why are there so many snakes?

>>1681869
not
>budget metal gear.webm

>>1684891
the entire movie is garbage.... save for this scene. This scene was pure magic.

>>1684642
What exactly is the Matsumudo clip from?
Are there subs?

>>1674986
Damn, that got me good!

>>1682354
i loved the marx brothers growing up, you know that dude is actually mute!?

>>1684638
beautiful

>>1680874
couldnt he have just dropped the bomb and gtfo'd

>>1689055
T3 had one, being that it was the one that actually featured Judgement Day.

>>1689975
that is not how allahuakbaar works
memes aside, they did not had the fuel to make it back. and they refused to get captured (there where reports of japanese soldiers holding to handgranades, if the ships aproaching is jap, they all good, if its the muricans they just blow themselves up)

>>1687406
unexpected loss

>>1689726
check in the /t/ board for the gaki no tsukai thread, there should be sauce there somewhere.
I might be wrong tho, but i think i remember seeing it there too

>>1687657
As soon as he started glitching out, Geddan started playing in my head.

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>>1688327

>>1684682
You take that back!

You take that back right now!

>>1687592
Whoa... simmer down there, kiddo. Just because you ran outta Doritos and Mountain Dew doesn't mean you gotta take it out on the rest of us.

>>1683758
its probably been 7 years since ive seen that

>>1684029
Back is where you have to go

>>1684612
top kek anon

>>1687592
Terminator 3 was an R released in 2003. So you know, anyone born after 1985 who didn't have cool parents didn't see it when it came out. Maybe later on though.

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>>1685374
>Of course shooting to kill was much lower (especially during WW1) and people who did shoot were either psychopaths or fatherly figures fighting to protect their squadron (again WW1)

t. I watched the history channel once

all soldiers fight to protect their squadmates

ww1 had the fucking Pal's battalions where every member grew up together, went to school together and died together. at the somme entire battalions of these friends,fathers and brothers were wiped out or suffered 95%+ casualites in a single day

how do you think they were able to find 1000s of women who had lost their husband and all their sons in the grear war to line the Unknown Soldier's route to westminster abbey?

60,000 dead in a few hours from machinegun fire and nobody was shooting to kill? that entire "not shooting to kill" was from 1 study on vietnam you inbred

>>1674967
It's like Speed 2 but with a bus!

>>1692177
Artillery killed way more men than machine guns could ever hope to achieve.
Also machine gunning is very indiscriminate, you're not taking aim at individuals you're just spraying lead into an area.

>>1684385
Welp time to rewatch all of ATHF

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>>1687147
>This is why I come to /pol/,

Never would have guessed you were a retard!

>>1692202
Its time to shut up now you fucking mongoloid.

>>1692202
>Also machine gunning is very indiscriminate

no more indiscriminate than rifle fire at the same range

a vickers weighed 30 pounds and was mounted a 40 lb tripod so it was very stable. you could easily pick someone off at range with bursts or rake accurately across lines of advancing troops( the latter tactic was used very successfully at Omdurman in 1898 where not a single Mahdist cavalryman got even close to the british trenches)

>>1688120
the oregon wildlife sure are something

>>1685374
>Somali's were good boys
>Ebil Americans :((((

>>1692790
rofl where's the locked black guy?

>>1692790
is this what christians look like?

>>1692202
you have no clue what you are talking about.

>>1685374
As many people have and should point out you know nothing about what your talking about

>>1687147
Your video not that funny but your comment killed me

>>1692221
EXACTLY

>>1684605
kek

>>1688120
Sounds like a fun instrument.

>>1675322
KILL IT

>>1675322
Looks like something from abes oddessy. maybe the crab things

>>1687418
Kek

>>1692790
That really zozzled my nozzle m8

>>1688120
I don't know why but this made me really happy
Thanks anon

>>1684637
kek

>>1689077
thank you for your cervix

>>1685374
do you watch lindybeige?

>>1684621
>>1688314
>Filename isn't Syrian Lannister

>>1687592
I saw it in theaters and I didn't remember this scene.

>>1687157
Thank god you were able to save face with this well-crafted comeback. That would have been embarrassing!

>>1692021
Shin Godzilla dwarfed that shitty Godzilla a thousand-fold

>>1695873
Man I love your Reddit-tier Sarcasm!

>>1689950
Harpo? I don't think he was irl.

Most definitely my favorite Marx brother though. There's an artistry to his physical comedy.

>>1696130
>being sarcastic is now the domain of reddit

Umm sweetie try again :)

>>1696053
Different anon here. I agree that Shin Godzilla was really great. I'm super looking forward to getting it when it come out. But Legendary Godzilla was good too. It had its flaws certainly, but still good. It was also one of the slower Godzilla films, but that doesn't mean it's a bad thing.

>>1685374
It was mostly Rangers + several members of Delta

I don't know where you got any of your information, literally every part of your post is incorrect in some major way.

>>1684635
>>that filename
You. I like you.

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>>1692149

>>1684610
what gaem? i don't know much about these

>>1692021
>>1696463
Both of the american Godzillas fucking sucked ass. I tried to watch the new one recently, and I couldn't even make it past the thirty minute mark. It was just so fucking shitty.

Shin Godzilla was so beautiful it made me want to cry.

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>>1684029
Mongols are finns anon...

>>1687972
2016 was awesome.

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>>1680873
Finnish Khanate grows stronger everyday

>>1688327
>1:10
>you pass the test, young guy

>>1684651
that is a water treatment plants aeration tank. it's continuously fed with air bubbles from the bottom. Because of that, the water has zero buoyancy. If you were to fall in, you would not be able to come up for air no matter how hard you tried, you'd drown in this fecal infested water.

>>1692889
normal well adjusted Christian kids from a white american town. of course you dislike it schlomo.

>>1684621
>LankyKong.webm

>>1682648
Neat.

>>1690083
Furthermore, they had REAL katanas (not the ceremonial ones the officers had) in case they survived; they were to die fighting or commit seppuku to avoid capture and dishonor. Those pilots were the ultimate incarnation of honor.

>>1697404
ye. bad guys won ww2.

>>1697417
There are no good or bad guys in war, only points of view.

>>1692396
>>1692908

He's right, y'know. In modern armies, soldiers absolute shoot to kill in very high percentages, but that's only because of lessons learned from WW1 and WW2. Most soldiers in WW1 did not even fire their weapons in combat, and most of the ones that did deliberately did not aim at someone, because killing someone is hard, and it's not totally badass and cool to do so. How di you think things like the Christmas Truce even happened if all soldiers immediately shot at enemy soldiers? German and British troops were constantly talking to each other and passing messages in the trenches, which just made it harder to actually kill them when an attack happened. Artillery was the biggest killer by far, and the people firing those aren't aiming for people they're aiming for coordinates.

Of course SINCE then there have been all kinds of advances in infantry training. You don't aim at circular targets any more, you aim at man shaped targets to get used to shooting at man shaped things. You don't lie down or stand up facing a target that stays still and shoot until you can hit the centre, you go to a range that has moving targets and targets that pop up randomly so your brain gets wired to shoot immediately at man shaped things that appear where you're aiming. Modern armies have a significantly higher shoot to kill rate than the armies of WW1 or 2.

Pacific theatre was a bit different though because japs be crazy. Should be noted that the Japanese training regime included shooting prisoners because even they recognised that it's hard to bring yourself to kill someone. Hell, even ISIS trains their troops by shooting at corpses so they get used to shooting at humans.

It's really not easy to deliberately kill someone, no matter how much someone yells at you that they're bad and deserve to die. And if you genuinely believe it's easy to aim down a rifle at a human and pull the trigger in a deliberate attempt to end their life, you might actually be a psychopath.

>>1687409
lost fucking hard.

>>1695523
That's fucking adorable.

>>1695868
It's the end of the movie, you must have walked out too early.

>>1687210
allan quatermain 1885
indiana jones 1981

>>1692790
Fuck, marry. kill?

>>1682648
Is there an explanation for this or something? What is this from?

>>1689975
Read up on Japs that out lived their squads/platoons/companies.
They were treated like cowardly failures by the other Japs.
>You and your squad managed to hold an important position by yourselves for 4 days against superior enemy numbers, but as a result only you and another soldier survived?
>YOUR BOTH COWARDS! YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED FOR THE EMPEROR YOU FUCKING DISGRACE!

>>1687608
Now I want to hear that

>>1684603
What country sells fertilized eggs?

>>1684793
Game?

>>1698290
kek

>>1675000
I'm crying. You made my day sire.

>>1687319
Team Hippo all the way. Fuck that croc!

>>1683101
kino

>>1688120
so random
so geek
such a normie

>>1687147
>how big is will?

>>1698377
grav, looks like
fun shit

>>1698377
Osiris New Dawn

>>1684029
do you take any medication for your autism?

>>1684651
whatch out for that DELaT=P

>>1697031
um....no that's just wrong dude

>>1688120
this is great

>>1688330
NO CHINA WITHOUT CCP

>>1698372
Not realizing that there would be no eggs without them being fertilized. kys

>>1692790
>white people

>>1700542
You do realize that chickens lay their eggs regardless of whether they are fertilized or not?

>>1699521
>Performance is a downtime skill they said

>>1698377
osiris new dawn
not to be confused with planet nomads

>>1700788
Why didn't you read the replies to that post? someone had already sourced it for him, it wastes a post man, I know it doesn't mean much on such a slow board but but still.

>>1698365
Sadly, people's ears have no phase sense, so you won't notice the difference. You can only detect it indirectly, like playing it simultaneously with the original and observing interferential canceling.

>>1684891

Wouldn't Skynet nuking everything also completely fuck the powergrid that it needs to survive?

What a stupid AI.

>>1700956
That depends entirely on it's power source and how well shielded it is. Also, it was at least partially, a military project, it's very likely that it had the absolute best hardening available, which would be immune or at least very resistant to a Nuke's EMP.

>>1689950
He's not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiatjttPdwE

>>1700542
just... no

>>1687592
>remembering anything from that piece of shit

>>1700987
I never said it wasn't a PoS but I happen to have a pretty damn good memory, can you really blame me for something, I can't change?

>>1680876
:(

>>1687147
>this is why I come to /pol/

well that explains it

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>>1700850
>it wastes a post

>>1701319
I know, I know, I've wasted two now, but Ah wasn't baitin' Anon, just asking why he didn't do something that should be second nature for anyone by their 2nd hour on this website, day if you're retarded.

>>1684631
underrated

>>1700542
are you retarded?

>>1698372
i think they can just slip through. most countries have places that sell unpasturised eggs, theres always a slim chance

>>1684635
thats good. i like that
>>1684603
>>1684610
>>1684631
>>1684637
>>1684638
>>1684648
>>1687406
>>1687418
these are gold

>>1684621
HE HAS NO GRACE

>>1697031
MGS2 plot points

>>1687972
People thought Trump would sink himself LUL

>>1692156
>Darude Sandstorm

>>1700995
>stroking your own ego this furiously
careful there anon, I hear friction burns feel pretty nasty.

>>1701918
If asking a question is stroking your own ego, some as egotistical as you imagine must know everything.

>>1702306
>You can't remember this one scene from this one movie that was a piece of shit and some people may have never seen? wow you're such a faggot 12-year-old. my memory is so good that i remember all of it.

>>1702348
It was never about stroking my own ego, it's 14 years old, and the likelihood of anyone coming here having seen it is high. So I assumed he was too young to have seen it, the movie is entertaining even if it's shit, hell the only reason I ever watched any of the Terminator movies was for cool robot action.

>>1684651
it's funny and all but we don't have much room to talk shit ya know

>>1687786
he's replying to the (you)'s, not the bait, dumbshit

>>1700931
Get down

Yureru mawaru fureru setsunaaaai kimochiiii

>>1688327
the fucking best. never give up.