animals

>>1673751
This shit right here is what keeps my hope for this world alive.

>>1673740
Aww

>>1674990
The one pushing is the one who knocked him over in the first place. He just wasn't finished headbutting yet.
>hope demolished

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>>1676806

>>1676812

Sleep tight doggo :3

>>1677009
How old are you?
12?
It's always the same 12-year olds who post this.

>>1677020
It was from a guy on /an/ who had a "friend" watch his pets while he was away, and he got that snapchat

>>1676806
What kind of dog is this?

>>1676812
this isn't good laying corgis on their backs actually activates the nerve gas that's trapped between their spines

this is a video of a corgi puppy dying

>>1677036
at least he was a comfy doggo while he died
RIP in pieces ;_;7

>>1677009
fucking lol

>>1677033
comfy scale doggo

>>1677036
that's the most retarded thing i've ever heard

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>>1676812

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>>1677423

>>1674990
Similar to what the other guy said. I'm pretty sure they are fighting. The one tortoise is probably why the other is on its back in the first place.

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>>1677429

>>1677429
I really like the one with text on it.

>>1675305
>We are infinitely your greater.webm

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>>1677432

>>1677423
Gross. Fucking faux dogs. They're just animate Furbies.

>>1678596
at first i thought he was just humping it...then i realized

>>1676517
fucking kevin

>>1678596
Damn that is intense but cool

>>1678710
Nah man.. he's just giving him a friendly bear hug

>>1678596
>call the... call somebody!

>911 what is your emergency?
>Yeah there's a bear attacking a deer in my yard
>Sir, I'm going to ask you to hang up and let people with real emergencies use this line

>>1678596
This is nature at its most honest... Yet i am compelled to help the deer. Also, faggot its a bear cub. Go fuck it up if ur that worried.

>>1678774
>Yet i am compelled to help the deer
with a bullet to the head so it'll stop annoying me with its futile scream.
let the bear eat, it's earned it.

>>1678774
I believe it's our mamal maternalistic insticts that makes us side often with the prey, not the predator. Into the wild, in a scenario completely devoid of technology and human inteligence, we would share their spot on the food chain, alongside the other lesser primates.

>>1674990
Well then you're a dumbass

>>1678928
A meaningless statement. We evolved intelligence because it is useful directly and lets us use and make tools. If we hadn't evolved intelligence, then we'd be something completely different than what we are. We sympathize with prey because sympathy is a social survival tool and part of our intelligence and prey additionally tends to have large eyes and make high pitched sounds. Why in the world do you think that's somehow related to an imaginary world where we aren't what we are?

>>1678928
This desu

>>1678972
Did you even read what he wrote?

>>1677008
dat title

>>1678928
considering a human without tech and intellect is like considering a bear without fangs or claws or weight

>>1678928
>Into the wild, in a scenario completely devoid of technology and human inteligence

Nigga I can show you how to make a sharp rock with two dull rocks, then use that sharp rock to make a fire, sharpen a stick, harden the point of the stick in the fire, and then use that to kill a fucking bear.

>>1678596
And that's how I met your mother.

>>1677008
L.E.W.D

>>1679304
How can an animal so chill survive in nature?

>>1679339
I wouldnt take zoo animals as indicator for how wild animals behave.

Got any Raccoons?

>>1679365
Capibaras are supposed to be chill tho. All they do is eat veggies and swim.

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>>1673737

>>1677008
that's lewd and funny.. but also so fuckin cuuuute.

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>>1680144
and get chased by tortoises.

>>1677036
>nerve gas that's trapped between their spines
They got two of them? Fuckin rad!

>dying
*farting

>>1675305
That scream kek

>>1673737
>it jumps over to the two dogs being left out
This dog is a better parent than most people.

>>1680008
fortunately not!

>>1678774
>>1678878
>>1678928
Or we could take our place as the true apex and kill and eat them both.
Fuck nature, we run this shit.

>>1680185
>someone fapped watching this

>>1678596
Fucking Brutal. That cub is a god damn champ

>>1680185
BRAAAAPPPP

>>1677423
We force-fucked wolves and killed their lineage for this?

>>1680293
Whenever someone bitches about "purebreds" being unhealthy remind them that every dog is a hideous inbred mutant with a laundry list of genetic issues which cannot survive effectively in the wild thanks to humans turning them into a tool. Their mutt is just as degenerate as any designer dog.

>>1680220
WE
>supervolcano erupts
WUZ
>5 mile meteor drops from the sky
GODS
>exchanges nuclear mutual assured destruction
N SHIT

this
>>1678596
or this
>>1680164

I can't decide which one is more horrifying to watch...

>>1680329
calm down peta

>>1678596
kek how did a cub catch a deer?

>>1677031
>>1677020
what was it senpai

>>1681221
A penis.

>>1678757
isn't a bear near houses kind of an emergency? at least it should be called in so the authorities can assess the risk to people.

>>1674557
thats one hella cute pupper

>>1681221
it was a snapchat video of a guy flushing some /an/ poster's hamster down a toilet.

>>1680174
>swiggty swooty I'm coming for that booty

>>1678757
Nope. They would still show up. The bear is a threat to neighborhood.

>>1676517
kevin you cunt

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>>1673737

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>>1678596

>>1673751
lad.

>>1683035
Bro, sauce on the bird?

>>1683197

It's a Shoebill

>>1677033
brown recluse

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>>1677033
best one

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>>1677036

>>1677432
i think i would rather like to be cuddled by a friendly orangutan

>>1680185
quite pungent my deer

>>1683222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKazAmOUlbw

>>1673751
how did they evolve this shit

>>1683172
plasma fish?

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finally got video of the family of feminine doggos that have been wandering around my property
apologies the godawful quality

>>1674557
>wash my balls

>>1678866
This is actualy a gesture of dominance. And people atribute human emotions to it.

>>1683742
do they stop running and just spin intentionally?
they started running again to spin the other one around more when the wheel slowed

>>1683746
they're hamsters, I don't think they have a plan

>>1673737
so many puppers

>>1680185

My group of 10+ friends always sent this video to one guy on steam. We would find different videos if possible so he couldn't memorize the link and ignore it. In group chats we'd get someone to share something and we would all pretend it was something amazing to get him to watch it.

But it was just that fucking deer farting

>>1683690
Hey nice doggos

>>1683387
DON'T

>>1683197
I find that barbecue sauce goes quite well with it.

>>1683127
what an ass

>>1676517
This is a cunt free zone, Kevin

>>1683035
shittiest friendo

>>1683712
Does it activate nerve gas though?

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you laugh you lose

>>1676517
RIP in peace Kevin
Fuckin cunt ass collar on you so tight it strangled you, when they took it off you had a fuckin stroke mate

>>1679304
I think your dog is autistic

>>1677036
>Nerve Gas
>Between SPINES
Nigga that shit is so fake.

>>1683130
The sound a futa cock makes.

>>1680164
dogs seem to do a lot of eye brow gestures compared to other animals.

>>1680293
Actually new genetic research has shown that dogs are descended from a now extinct Canid species

they were more fox-like then a wolf therefore more easily domesticated

>>1678928
>>1678972

I think we gained some sympathy with prey because of our predatory nature. We'd think about where prey would run and hide, where it was likely to be, how it lived to hunt it better. We'd put ourselves in their place, "If I was a boar, where would I hide from something trying to kill me?" and use that to our advantage, with the side effect of sympathy for the creatures we'd eat up.

>>1685172
Why, for helping an alligator eat?

Alligators gotta eat too.

>>1683387
OH HOLY FUCK

>>1680337
>5 mile meteor drops from the sky
we've already destroyed a big one a while ago with an atomic bomb. you missed a thing

>>1685440
Well he couldve jumped into the river himself if he wanted to feed the alligator

>>1685438
Modern day wolves and dogs have the same direct ancestor. Wolves and dogs are still similar enough to be extremely compatible genetically so I don't really get overly autistic when people lump dogs and wolves together. They are practically siblings in a sense if we call chimps our cousins.

>>1686014
>being unable to grasp the fundamentals of how this world functions

>>1683387
That joke doe

>>1678596

> when-bae-lookin-extra-fine.webm

>>1683712

m8, get stuffed. You ain't the fuckin dog whisperer. And dogs imitate human emotions all the time. Sod off.

>>1686000
I must achieve this level of fiber.

>>1674624
How big is a "football pitch"?

>>1683151
They do this because they need the calcium.

>>1687008
I see you're feelings have been hurt. Stay delusioned.

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>>1683742
That filename.

>>1678726
Cool my arse. Fuck you!

>>1685172
>>1685440
I hope his mother dies today. I'm just helping God.

>>1683152
Lol.

>>1683161
That is fucking amazing.

>>1677036
lel at the guys who don't understood the joke

>>1680293
I'd force-fuck a wolf

>>1685320
The fuck you talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKJgGzdMLnU

>>1683030
I was pleasantly disappointed

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>>1678596

>>1685351
It's almost as if they were selectively bred for human itneraction

>>1679304
There is an untapped market for japanese capybara asmr

>>1674623
Anyone know of a version with sound?

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>>1687861

>>1687869
The T-1000 ain't got shit on that doggo!

>>1674029
Nice autism shoes

>>1687296
Roughly 100 yards long, 75 yards wide

>>1680329
Wild dogs exist you utter spastic

>>1678928
Humans are an apex predator and have single handedly caused more extinctions that any other animal. Retard

You're identifying with the deer because it's screams sound human

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>>1676517

>>1680174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M

>>1687917
Yup. Lemme hear you say that when you meet a bear unarmed.

>>1687008
He's right though. I love dogs as much as the next guy, but when we attribute Human qualities to animals, even ones as intelligent and capable of emotion as Humans, we forget that they are truly animals.

>>1688192
Why would I be unarmed?
I live in Kansas we have constitutional carry

>>1683152
what horrific fuckin acid trip is this

>>1688305
a bear stole your pistol

>>1676806
always be aware of the reptilian agenda

>>1685172
Not really. They are wild pigs. Look at the other one still trying to eat the bait while the other pig is being eaten alive.

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>>1688548

>>1687887
>hiking boots are autistic
???

>>1688567
hopefully justice will prevail and he'll go to prison for this

>>1683759

Kek'd

>>1685172
Except those pigs destroy other species' and their habitats. Fuck them. let the gator eat

>>1688588
oy vey it's like anudda shoah

>>1688582
>needing special shoes to walk somewhere
>>1688192
>unarmed
In which case the bear should be de-clawed, de-fanged and starved for weeked beforehand

Our ability to make weapons is our weapon, that's why were the apex

>>1686465
>A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird

>>1683628
It's eating a type of plankton that emits light to spook the fish into spitting it out.

>>1688879
>
Pretty much, but that type of fish that eats them is transparent and since they are in pitch black, plankton emits light making the fish vulnerable, thus she spits them out. Evolution is amazing.

>>1688265
Its still cute tho

>>1688305
LOL stupid Americans don't even know how to fight bears.

>>1683222
Damn

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Can someone make a webm out of this one?
feeding little dinosaurs:
http://instagram.fvno1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t50.2886-16/17580746_1489408161082999_7706397288783937536_n.mp4

>>1687872
he ded?

>>1688853
>states that humanity's greatness comes from our ability to invent and use tools
>detracts from people using tools to aid in walking through difficult terrain
autism.mpeg

>>1689205
>difficult terrain
If you're a fat yankee cunt maybe. Walking is not difficult

>>1681017
The deer was taught to ignore it's instants because profiling is wrong.

>>1689305
fuck proofreading

>>1678596
That's pretty cool. I'm amazed that a bear cub was able to capture a deer

>>1673751
hey, don't run away. you own me a blow job

>>1683130
>yfw you just took a huge dump

>>1683143
some days you just can't wait for your wife to make dinner for you

>>1683155
sloths don't move that fast

>>1687860
Fuck me, I haven't thought of Pingu Throw for over a decade, even as I've been playing its derivatives.

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>>1688588
It's just a dog, relax
>inb4 I took the b8

>>1689412
in water, they do. They're pretty good swimmers.

>>1687941
PERFECT

>>1689574
that cat is retarded.

>>1689551
That's Portuguese, you retard!

>>1689551
I think it's portuguese

>>1689491
He ate ALL the gum drops!

>>1689295
Is that Werner Herzog speaking?

>>1687887
>>1688853
>>1689209
Are you literally retarded? I can't even imagine how you function. Have you even done a 12 mile ruck in your life, let alone 20, or 30?

>>1689651
Walk 6 miles a day everyday. 12 would easy as fuck

>>1689651
>>1689661
Which is all in one go i mean, i stand all day at work too so i probably walk over 18 every if not more

>>1688588
Go to jail for a Hitler Pug Joke? Who's going to arrest him the thought police? I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're just pretending to be a fucking retard. If so good job because I fell for it.

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>>1683176

>>1689818
Mmmm crunchy

>>1683617
We evolved consciousness but this surprises you?

>>1689818
That'll be a rough poo

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>>1683742
Hot off the presses.

>>1689802
the guy was actually arrested and is actually facing prison time if he is convicted

>>1689532
where's the one with sound?

>>1689664
>>1689661
>>1689651
its not the walking long distances you need the boots for, its the type of terrain you walking in. Yes you could do it in many shoes easily and style be fine, but they won't last as long in the rough terrain as something more suited for it if you hike in that terrain all the time.

I live in the mountains so I got a pair that lasted me for the past ten years, even resoled one of them.

>>1689040
course not, too busy learning how to fight alligators. Even ten year old Americans know how.

>>1689299
>the music
WHERE IS IT FROM
I HEARD IT SO LONG AGO
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS

>>1683148
I am death,
A winged beast,
I am borne on the velvet wings of night.
And I'm hungry for a feast

>>1687860
pinguins are not supposed to fly.............

>>1689295
tekeli-li, tekeli-li

>>1680160
kek anyone know the sauce

>>1690145
It is a mystery

>>1677167

Anyone know what breed this is?

>>1690030
thanks for that

>>1681647
>>1677031
So he murdered that guy, right?

>>1688265
Humans are animals too you delusional shit.

>>1685172
>>1686014
That gator has more of a right to live than those invasive and destructive feral hogs.

>>1687503

Shut up vegan bitch. There is a deer eating a poor birb in this very thread.

>>1677429
>>1673737

>tfw golden retriever never ever

jdimsa

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>>1689046

>>1690429
MOAR

>>1688853
how do you function

>>1690450
>if you don't wear autistic boots then you're clearly not a functioning human being
Yanks are mentally ill

>>1690429

These guys look so comical

>>1690450
Believe it or not but this would still be categorized as "high-functioning"

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>>1690029

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>>1690429
Thank You!

>>1690259
The consensus of everyone in thread said taking him to court would be a smarter decision

>>1689551
>>1689618
>>1689621

That's Portuguese, more precisely: Brazilian Portuguese.

>>1677485
post it

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>>1690603
Summoning owl satan I see ! Do you have the sauce on this ?

>>1675838
why do they even fight?
>OH NO THIS DUDE WITHOUT ANY KIND OF WEAPON IS ATTACKING ME
>Whatever i'll just stay inside my comfy shell

>>1676812
sleep tight lil pupper

>>1677429
>hey boy, papa's got you something
>yeah that ball's fun, am i right?
>nice leaves you found there
>don't try to eat them you'll hurt your...
>good boy
>leaves = evil
>now back to the ball
>yeah go scratch yourself first
>really? dumb motherucker
>now play with the bill
>noooo
>not to the cam
>urgh wish i used a condom

>>1678928
actually this
inb4
>hurr durr we stronk and shit
yep we are, but we still have insticts of a prey animal
we also have instincts of predator animals

>>1680164
poor motherfucker is hurt

>>1683140
this fucking doggo runs up to 40 km/h

>>1683175
Dragonfly Larva
this thing is called a hunting mask

>>1689905
What consciousness have to do with evolving into a creature that will die if they fall on their back?

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>>1689491

>>1690688
Have you ever heard about the reptile brain thing?
Suggest you look into it. It kinda explains the part even in humans that are senseless violent.

>>1689626
Yes. It's from Encounters at the End of the World.

>>1683742
>>1687477
>Large Hamster Collider

>>1690206
some border collie mix? idk

>>1677167
why does this make me smile so

>>1683155
>>1689412
>>1689550
okay am i having a fucking stroke?

>>1683152
How do you get that dog filter?

>>1678928
>>1690695
The Hell are you guys talking about? Humans were savage cavemen that evolved alongside wolves.

cucks like you are what's wrong with society.

>>1690029
you got caught fucker

>>1677008
Hardblush

>>1689616
why is he wimpering so bad? did the cat get him in the eye or something?

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>>1692048
dogs are pussies.

>>1680179
actually each individual vertebra has a spine, its the part that juts out

>>1683030
how is its fur so clean?

>>1683176
>tfw you will never be a 10 foot long 800 pound crocodile

>>1683168

>sharks bolt for it the MOMENT he let's go

>>1674557
>unnecessary washing
why do some people just have to wash their dog every fucking week

>>1677036
mustard gas*

>>1691717
i think it's called deep dreaming by google

>>1678757
>there's a huge deadly predator killing a deer in my back yard
Fucking city folk don't know about cranky bears guarding their kills.

>>1689001
this triggered me because it reminded me of blackfish

>>1683746
they can't get up until it slows down because of centrifugal force, then once they can get up they just go back to running

>>1689574
Master, destroyers!

>>1689931
they can digest bones and shells

>>1687696
more dark souls dogs plss

>>1690061

>"so what are you in for?"

>>1690429

cute little snapperdoodles

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My pastor a couple years ago

>>1692068
>sharks
I thought those were tunas.

>>1690036
Mate that ain't a baby armadillo, that's a full grown 3 banded armadillo.

>>1688588
hopefully justice will prevail and you'll be gassed fucking kike

>>1693579
holy fuck.
>>1692646 >>1692068 ye, it's tunas.

>>1683712
first of all im not sure what part of that is standard dog dominance seeing as it isn't humping (like I assume you thought it was) or any other normal dog behavior for that matter. it looks to me like the owner just taught one of his dogs to dos this weird hugging motion. Nothing to do with instincts or love. Hell he actually looks anxious to me.
I work with dogs all the time.

>>1678596
its gotta be one of his first kills. beautiful.
hes gonna be okay

>>1693579
>>1693580
>>1693582
more tube creature please

>>1693579
So this is the power of the Spiral

>>1687703
i think those people are plenty tapped

>>1680329
Thats false. A mixed breed will have a much higher chance of less degradation than purebreeds because dogs, fruitflies and some bacteria i've forgotten have a 'slippery genome' and can survive shift mutations.
Everything else only produces viable offspring of point mutations because they lack a backup copy of a working 'dog'.
Its why you see so much variation in dog breeds in the first place, and why a mixed breed will quickly stabilize

>>1688265
joy, sadness, loyalty, despair. those are all human emotions that dogs can feel. now fuck off

>>1679339
>How can an animal so chill survive in nature?
the capybara is everyone's friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nVKetRKZ0E