Bird thread! Gimme all your best birds

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>>1671933

We require additional birbs!

fucking bump for more kek

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No thread is complete without this webm.
No.
Thread.

BIRBS!

>>1672174
fuck, got me

>>1672061
I'm sorry for your dog

>>1673367
Is he trying to break it down?

>>1672242
Fucking keeeek

>>1673584
>WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST FUCKING DESTROYED MY HOUSE

>>1673596
parrots hate round cages apparently

>>1673584
>All those "fucking nigger"

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what's the filesize limit

>try to upload a 58MB gif because it's a webm that won't fucking save as a webm

>upload failed

>no explanation given

>>1673635
Looks like they hate crushed cages even more

>>1673663
he's happy it's getting crushed though, they yell when they get excited

>>1673660
>>1673660
like 3 or 5mb

>>1673660
>58MB gif
not that high

>>1673666
It's 3 MB elsewhere, I think it's like 5 MB here

>>1673665
Are you sure? I've seen a lot of cockatoo videos where the bird seems to get angry when they have to do something they don't want to do like going to the vet. That bird looks really angry not happy like this bird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEQuDyuQFKE

>>1673666
>>1673669
>>1673671
well, have the version that's on imgur

https://imgur.com/ZY8QQMf

>>1672225
What's the music?

>>1673590
Nigga call a priest.

>>1673673
From what I know due to many, many /wsg/ bird threads, birds don't like round cages because they like to hide in corners, or something like that. In this particular case, that bird was rescued from a bad owner who kept it in that cage. So it's a catharsis type of thing.

>>1672061
Sorry 'bout your pal, dog!

>>1673584
>FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING BLACK NIGGER FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>1673639
>>1673974
Is that really what you guys are hearing?

>>1673584
This bird brings sailors to shame

>>1672061
Sorry about your dog :(

>>1672225
>>1673795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EcgruWlXnQ

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>>1674453

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>>1674455

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>>1673584
Subtitle version

>>1674031
1:23, 1:36, 1:44 etc

>>1674517
me on the right

>>1674453
Fuggen shave and a haircut caught me off guard.

>>1672242
holy mother of christ that is hysterical

>>1674453
Cuuute

>>1673365

Grant us eyes... grant us eyes

>>1674517
*gasp* adam...!

>>1673373
Ai vittu repesin

>>1673656
HUGE, It's giant

>>1673367
Source?

>>1672130
Wait a second
Is that a...

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>>1671932

>>1674456
Dude, I think something's wrong with your doggo.

>>1675583
woah, neato

>>1675583
>you've made a bad move, little ant.

>>1673367
>Kill god, kill gods!

Creepy.

anybody got the webm of the lyrebird with david attenborough?

>>1673584
>You fucking nigga I'll fuck you right up
everytime

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>>1676802
Original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ

I only got 2.
1/2

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>>1676907
2/2

>>1672061
Precious bird! ~ <3

>>1675344
JOJO REFERENCE!?

>>1672064
>Not posting the nazi version

>>1673812
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

>>1673656
I say, I say, what's the big idea?

>>1675583
can they swim?

>>1673656

how many australian soldiers can that thing kill?

>>1672061
what song?

>>1675229
i cant believe youve done this

>>1676986
no. they all had tfw no gf

>>1675583
Now we need drones that can do this.

>>1673590
jesus fuck that deranged laugh gets me every time

>>1677052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dv_iIuFJtA&ytbChannel=Matthewliu1

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>>1676929
>posting the nazi version

>>1676907
>>1676909

You da real MVP :)

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>>1671932

>>1676854
>turntable cockatiel

>>1674453
>>1675008
>>1675106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVvvtSMH4q4
I wonder if it's the same one.

>>1672064
Send help
I'm dying

>>1677405
>That one at the end
>"Dude just let it take me, I don't even care."

>>1674453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OlAx4Dok38

>>1677339
The sad fucking this has happened to me several times up where i live these fucking things get out from the farm almost everyday im just glad they are females that break out

>>1677454

me

>>1677405
sourse?

>>1671981
>a cute giant girl will never pour a waterfall into a swimming pool while you dance around it.

>>1677405
this is probably why i always found bird bones in our grain silo as a kid, had the similiar thing going on with fuckton of birdies around, cows ate them anyway

Can someone post that webm when parrot opens the door and starts evil laughing

>>1672062
>look there's a bird man and it knows what's good
this line continues to confuse me, and i'm not even memeing when i ask; what did he mean by this?
tell me your secrets birb

>>1677339
song name plz?

>>1678344
nvm found it

>>1673665
>>1673663
it's reating to the aggression, and going by the words it used it probably lived with quick to anger and aggressive owners which made it more tense to aggressive behaviors

>>1673367
He sounds like a glitched Hall of Fame in Pokemon Blue/Red

>>1676983
Underrated post

>>1672067
Preddy gud

>>1675593
>are you upset.jpg

>>1679465
*BOUNCE*

>>1673561
That's both amazing and disturbing

>>1673635
Especially ones that tiny

>>1674455
So what does it mean when their feathers get splayed out like that

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>>1677478
Return of the Jedi

>>1678328
I dont know why and I have no real reason to back this up. I just assumed they were smoking weed and the guy was sort of implying that the bird also wanted to get stoned?

>>1680646
Why does everyone call this hardworking birb a jew? He's just trying to make ends meet as a musician and you mock him for it?

>>1680795
Oy vey, yeah such antiavianism just makes me feel like its anoah shoah.

>>1676928
Nope, grocery store radio reference.

>>1672061
I have the biggest smile on my face right now.

>>1672061
sorry, really sorry

>>1673367
that robot is telling me to kill god.

Well, I must to.

>>1673367
the cosmos, of course!

>>1677464
Wait, do you live in around Phoenix, Az. There is an Ostrich and Emu ranch

>>1680048
It's like when you get a boner.

Thank you guys

I bought a cockatiel because of this thread and I love him.

>>1672064
Haven't laughed that hard in a while

>>1673373
swans are dicks mate

>>1675583
birbnet error

>>1677405
entry to secret birb club

>>1671933
Where do you even get super smart, curious birbs like that?

>>1681720
Cockatoo's are pretty common!

>>1677973

You've got no clue. I used to work in an elevator. We had special grates for catching their splayed out corpses when trucks were offloading and a few more throughout the facility. I probably fished out a half dozen every week.

I really hope the pressure crushes them quickly because I cant think of many more horrific deaths than suffocating in grain after it breaks your limbs sucking you down.

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>>1679914
BEER IS NOT GOOD FOR BIRBY

>>1676983
Fucking kek

>>1672061
been seeing normies post this on facebook recently. I literally have an irresistible compulsion to say 'sorry bout your dog' every time. I cannot stop.

>>1673367
There is a 99% chance that birb is Loki in disguise and SMT is about to be real.

>>1673367
These birds are crazy interesting. A big part of their mating practice involves the males flying out and finding the most unique sounds
The ladies of the species go nuts for "artificial" sounds like digital beeps

Anyone have the one where that japanese song comes on the radio and he/she starts singing/dancing along with it?

>>1677405
im trying to figure out if thats gravity fed or hopper fed. Hoping gravity. atleast that way the birbs might has a chance to fly away after they get out of the pipe.

>>1677500
Holy shit that killed me.

>>1680529
that bird is tweakin the fuck out

>>1681008
>EscapeRope.webm

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>>1682096
ye, they need some weed

>>1682333
is he dead :(

>>1672242
>Wearing a helmet with straps loose enough to trip over
>Riding with one hand
Silly bitch.

>>1673656
That is an honest to god dinosaur.

>>1682341
I think he's just stoned.

>>1677523
>I never knew the thought of missing out on an experience so bizarre and obscure could fill me with so much remorse and regret.

>>1675583
>malaysia airlines

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>>1673674
Converted it to webm for you.

>>1676929
pls post it , i don't have it ;__;

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>>1682635

>>1672174
Let me guess: natural gas

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>>1682577
i think that branch has autism

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>>1672225
>>1673795
>>1674393
It's even more impressive wehn you realize how basic it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIA_0cvS2gQ
An anotehr favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPEaI0GHBI

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>>1672067

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>>1672067
slightly better version imo

>>1675593
>alarm never went off

>>1677405

Yet another horrifying example of the silent killer, GRAIN DEATH

he looks p dead

>>1681821
Are they all smart and curious enough to muck about with stuff on their own like that?
I want to get a birb and nurture its curiosity and teach it how to play videogames.

>>1677405
Jesus fucking christ I love this

>>1682333
I'm not a killa, but don't push me

>>1678328
As someone from the age group who speaks like this

>look dude, it's a bird, it knows what's good
has no real meaning, closest way to translate it into non-retarded speak is "this bird is cool.". Literally has no implications beyond that.

>>1672062
HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT NIGGA

>>1673590
>that scene from the new IT recited perfectly

>>1676983
GUFFAW

HOW DO I DUB THIS THING

>>1676968

Quit enabling Eric, anon.

>>1682341
Nah he's resting. He's all shagged out after a long squawk.

>>1677282
>cockatoo
>delinquent version

>>1673671
And 2 MB on /b/.

>>1675583
I wish this had audio.

Also that one that shows up late right at the end.

>>1683513
I'm pretty sure smoke like straight up kills birds though.

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>>1682199

>>1682539
Underrated

>>1678328
There's a bird and he shows some kind of perception of what could be a good spook or trick on the dudes recording

>>1677402
Didn't know Disney princesses could ride motorbikes.

>>1683327
i get it

>>1676929
Nazis were fedora wearing neckbeard tier edgelords.

Prussian marches>prole control music

>>1681720
>Where do you even get super smart, curious birbs like that?

It's screaming into a fucking cup what are you talking about

>>1676854
dont do dis it makes ur bird horny

>>1673656
>Heard you talking shit 'bout me like I wouldn't know!

>>1684568
It's showing a high degree of curiosity, playing with sound and objects like that. It's definitely very smart by non-human standards. High tier sentience, but of course not sapient.

>>1675384
>doggo
That's clearly a cat you fucking retard

>>1679465
Well.. I mean... it works...

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>>1674453

His head looks like a sprouting onion.

>>1686029
This one blows my fucking mind every time.

>>1675628
sauce on the song?

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>>1686407
through fire and flames

>>1672062
lemme smash

>>1685732
That's cute as hell and confirms to me I could never own a bird. Even the dumb "beginner" birds.

>>1686546

ron, no

>>1682193
Do to the nature of parrots bird song and rehabilitation efforts, there are parrots teaching others dirty words. You can go hiking in the jungle and be called a twat.

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>>1686990
this is the future we choose

>>1681008
>You're gonna extract HIM?

>>1673656
>>1677000
I'm wondering how quickly it can make the french surrender tho

>>1683000
more setup and less punchline, how is that better?

>>1677464
can you ride those fuckers?

>>1682701
>Harry Potter
>We meet again

>>1676907
this seems fake, I don't know.
I don't think those birds can make chords.

>>1682704
Loved that second one

>>1672071
Oh good, the unfunny version is here too

>>1673598
Not
>Bring it around town.webm

>>1673656
That is the Clydesdale of chickens

>>1680795
t. BIDF

>>1674456
That dog has autism

>>1683001
On the internet nobody knows you're just a bunch of finches

>>1686572
why not?

>>1686503
thats probably how I would react being caged and people yelling hello at me all my life

>>1673535
Carlton?

>>1684408
you thought that was fake?

>>1687947
this needs eurobeat asap

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>>1686503
i was sitting in a Uni library and was having a rest from doing assessment; i couldn't help but burst out laughing, and I was giggling like some retard for the next couple of minutes

I was asked to leave

Hello!

I'm looking for a video of a cockatoo tripping over a soda can and then saying hi.

Thank you for your time.

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>>1688432
RIP anon

>>1688805
>the gravel in henry's eyes
I know that it probably doesn't hurt him but it really makes my eyes hurt

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>>1688895
If i were ever any other animal, what would drive me insane is how helpless they are against shit like that. Turtles falling over, grazing animals with shit on their back, fishes in general...

>>1687737
Too much attention. I have a cat and I love it. Still give her attention often, of course, but it just seems like a bird needs you 24/7.

>>1687997
no it fucking doesn't

I can't believe this isn't a /birb/ staple. Always leaves me with a massive smile.

https://youtu.be/CEQuDyuQFKE

>>1677263
>dubshit
Please off yourself.

>>1682152
What's the meme, I don't lurk wsg often?

>>1683581
not true, i've blown smoke in my parrot and parakeet's face a couple of times and they still love life.

>>1673367

Sounds like he's imitating the opening sounds to some kind of talk radio show.

>>1683000
I prefer the first

>>1687729
You know the true!!

>>1672061
sorry about your /f/

>>1679465
>play of the game.webm

>>1674517
Good ol' shart and dart

>>1673656
>>1676983
Perfect.

>>1673656
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING.

>>1690973
A huge cock.

>>1672242
fucking australia man

>>1671932
This is the superior version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MolSAeHebAs

>>1686990

fucking hell that almost makes me want to go outside

>>1678328
In the simplest form, the young man understands the bird's nature as both a predator and prey in the natural environment. He knows that the bird helps regulate the population of bugs, worms, and other grubs by hunting them, while also serving as food for those creature higher up on the food chain.
The bird is a selfless entity, bravely serving its role in the local ecosystem so that life may trudge onward in the eternal struggle for survival.
The bird is what man strives to be: a pillar for all creation to build upward, to advance, to succeed.

We aren't there yet, I'm afraid, for we do not know truly what is 'good'.

>>1672061
fake

>>1672242
Ahahaha

>>1692167
Tell me how is that related to birbs in any way

>>1677454

profoundly sad

>>1692454
It isn't.

>>1687952

i saw one of these attack a golden eagle once. got killed the fucking idiot

>>1687667
Of course it's fake you moron, it's a gag.

>>1677454
Teared up a little.

>>1672061
Dog about your sorry.

>>1674520
The Goodfeathers

>>1692331
Hearty chuckle and a well deserved (you)

>>1677454
I was going to ask why you would do that, but then I remembered that I'm on 4chan.

>>1673584
>>1674303
Ironically, his owner is a sailor.

>>1673584
>True Facts: That guy adopted the bird from animal rescue program.
>The cage in the video is where the bird's former owner kept them in 24/7
>The cockatoo's speech makes you wonder what their former owners were like

>>1687947
JET GRIND RADIOOOOOOO!

>>1693237
Jsrf?

>>1690397
Don't be mean to him!
You give that birb a head scratch and a hug.
He's so cute :<

>>1675360
>Twat.

Every fucking time. That dudes laugh is god dam infectious

>>1673367
ok well i guess we need to kill buddha

>>1674456
i think my dog is retarded guys

>>1684583
>dont do dis it makes ur bird horny
get off the internet, bird.

>>1673367
Sounds like Autechre.

>>1692853
scared.jpg

>>1676928
Hori shito niceu jojoke.

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>>1693669

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>>1693675

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>>1693675
i wonder who's behind those posts

>>1683748
Name of song?

>>1685732
Anyone goona say something about kitler in the background?

>>1672170
That got me m8

Can secretary birds make pets?

>>1673471
>>1682152
>>1674326
>>1673901
Can someone please explain this?

>>1676666
>The countless birds that rained down were less significant threats than the humans in the sky
also, checked

>>1694794
No but they make good secretaries.

>>1694906
/f/ joke

>>1674453
>tfw you do a sick drum solo but your owner still won't give you the damn peanut until you tap that stupid rhythm again

>>1673365
Establishing connection...

>>1672068
Awww

>>1672242
To good.

>>1688919

>imagine being an animal and having no hands to wipe your bottom with

These threads always make me wanna get a cockatoo

>>1701449
Don't do it. They're cute as long as they don't belong to you

>>1692915

Normies: The Birb

>>1690408
tfw you'll never be this happy

>>1676968
is eric the mascot of /birbg/?

>>1702297
He's a fucking legend. And the best bastard detector out there

>>1686133
Crows can imitate human voice and even understand words.