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British themed stuff only
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>>1657078
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Why are brits so degenerate?
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>>1657096
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>>1657078
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>CBBC
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>>1657126
Sauce?
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>>1657134
I gave you the name of the show, and the station it was on. What more do you want, the fucking youtube link to the first episode and a news article about how it was considered "too racy" for children's tv back in 2002?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF1jfMP3trk

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/tv_film/newsid_2190000/2190151.stm

Anything else master?
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>>1657124
this disgusts me
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>>1657096
How fucking gay, and the fucking inbred bongs call us gays
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>>1657075
>brits and Emus have made an alliance
fuck me, we shouldn't have been talking about becoming a republic
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>>1657136
lol
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>>1657396
did he die
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>>1657096
>picks up a tossed cig from the ground to pull another drag off it
Fucking fags.
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>>1657096
There's so many layers to this
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can't beat this one
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>>1657117
>>1657126
It was a better time
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>>1657096
Lost, what a bunch of faggots.
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>>1657145
This is super hot.
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>>1657198
So british morning shows are exactly the fucking same as american ones, then?
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>>1657714
nonce
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>>1657119
Impressive
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>>1657070
lose every time
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>>1657096
>tfw I'll never be this hench
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>>1657981
Those women are clearly over 16 years old anon
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Brits are not funny :(
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>>1658252
this whole episode is the shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
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>>1658276
Every second is a fucking meme, holy fuck, the americans thought me british people are boring.
I was wrong all my life.
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>>1658294
too right
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>>1657145
Yeah, shame she's half caste
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>>1657186
Vine closing down was probably the best thing to happen in the past 5 years
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>>1657780
Same content, but the hosts aren't creepy robot people.
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>>1658404
Shit, I never knew there was a clinical term for this. Gonna get a doctor's note
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>>1657096
Looks like a Renaissance painting at the end
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>>1657087
I understood a 3rd of that.
Also wanksteen.
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>>1657198
Everytime.
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>>1658732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhBuCcNjan0
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>>1657103
wh...who is this
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>>1657124

You ruined a perfectly good Monty Python sketch
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>>1657110
they probably have a different attitude after bregzit
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>>1658761
Better?
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>>1657117
she looks like tiffany holiday
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>>1657457
He hit his head about a hundred times. Do the math.
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>>1658772
>math

*maths

This is a British thread
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>>1657124
fuck you weeb faggot
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>>1658773
I was quoting peep show
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>>1658257
This is the same thing a school shooter says.
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>>1658794
>17 years
>scammed 2 million quid a year in expenses

>European Union paid him 34 million to bitch and whine about the European Union

kek
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>>1658797
>Campaign based on the idea that the EU is costing them money
>People Brexit to pinch their pounds
>Everyone finds out he was lying
>Lol, it was just a prank, bro. You just got fucking PRANKED!!!.
Kek

But my favorite part was all the "protest votes"
>Votes to Brexit as a "statement
>Brexit happens
>"Oh I never thought brexit would happen, i just voted as a statement"
>"I don't want brexit, i just voted to make a point"
Actual Kek.
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There was a gif/webm that I thought summed up the result of the Brexit vote well. It was just a few seconds long, of people hastily disassembling a stand flanked with a European and UK flag, that was probably intended to be used for congratulating the UK for staying in the EU.

I just wish I could find it again. I haven't seen it since.
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>>1657112
not really british themed but relevant to that
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>>1658820
This is actually really good
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whatever I'll just dump a few
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>>1658732
Still brings goosebumps and a tear to the eye
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>>1657457
He Safri did.
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>>1657104
he's just well trained

or a lizard man
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>>1658859
His scouse accent was terrible
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>>1657631
>assembling your raid group.webm
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>>1657096
that kiss turned me on I won't lie
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>>1657104
>>1659002
I have to assume it's some retarded tactic used to ensure that no matter what quote they end up using as the headline of the article for the interview, it will definitely contain his talking points instead of him giving real, human responses and then them being able to pick one that sounds outrageous because it'll sell papers/get clicks
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>>1658803
t. butthurt remainer
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>>1658404
>>1658662
do brits really do this?

why doesn't everyone just buy their own drinks?
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>>1659054
Because if everyone goes to the bar, you'll lose your table and interrupts conversation
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>>1659059
Why are you all finishing your drinks at the same time? The guy who gets 2 shots should finish faster than the guy who gets 2 beers
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>>1659054
why would you go up invidually, you would spend loads of time at the bar and there would be people missing constantly.
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>>1659084
Because we're drinking pints.
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>>1658704
You nigga is the funniest,
my sides are all gone
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>>1659089
It seems really inconvenient to have to drink 6 beers because everyone should be buying a round when you only wanted 3.

>>1659114
Yes, but what if someone wants something different? I don't even like beer, I'd be buying shots which are undoubtedly priced differently and how do you figure out the money?
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>>1659116
The thing is, in Britain, if you're going to the pub and you're part of the round buying system the chances are 6 pints is a good start.

If you're not planning on drinking that many, or not having any alcohol at all you just don't take part in the round system.
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>>1659054
Yeah, we do. Partially to have someone keeping the table while everyone else keeps up the conversation, partially because it's a way of everyone being polite because they bought everyone a drink but at the same time everything's fair because everyone gets as many drinks as they paid for, and partially because one person giving a list of drinks to a barman instead of 6 people each telling the barman his drink is most efficient for service (although perhaps that won't make much sense if American bars work much differently from British ones).
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>>1659116
If you just want a double no one's going to mind getting it in for you, or you just give the guy a fiver. You don't worry about doing the exact number of rounds every time, we're going to be having twelve thousand pints together, it'll wash out.
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>>1657104
am i tnuff enough!?
HELL YEAH
I'M TUFF ENUFF
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>>1657127
kek
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>>1657129
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>>1657108
the dole is for whites only
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>>1657124
what exactly was the point here
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>>1658338
shame you're a fucking waste of a human shitstain
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>>1658276
brass eye s2 plz
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>>1658276
That was great. Thanks for posting it
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>>1657124
nice
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>>1657075
Lost
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>>1658885
lol
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>>1659262
I didn't make it. I gather that it's basically the same scene, just one is anime so they mashed the two together.
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>>1659495
Do you think Germany and Britain are the same thing?
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>>1657075
i was literally about to correct him saying that was an emu, and he beat me to it, fuckin 10/10 where have these been all my life?
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>>1657075
>his name's Juarez
>he's an arsehole

Jesus Christ
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>>1657124
why so much hate? like seriously? the sound was very well synchronized, and i love monty python...
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>>1658820
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>>1659268
Sorry did I trigger a half-caste?
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>>1657198
I'll put my ham in her and make her into a british carbonera or whatever the heck she said
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>>1657124
wasted a great monty python sketch with fucking shit anime.
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>>1659054
australians do it aswell, its a mateship thing and like the other anon said it means less people at the bar on busy nights
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>>1659116
if you do that here in straya youll get roasted for being that puff drinking pink vodkas while everyone else drinks beer

everyone finishes at roughly the same time because its a race of sorts
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>>1659268
go back to plebbit nigger
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>>1659046
Its also probably all the talking points they could come up with that worked well in the focus group
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>>1658859
as if you want to hear it properly anyway, fucking awful noise that it is
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>>1659685
If someone's being a stingy cunt, people notice, but you just buy a round of drinks because nigga you're out with mates. I hate those faggots that have like 3 slices of pizza and start doing long division to figure out exactly how much they owe.
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>>1658803
All of the polls suggest that even more people would vote leave, you butthurt cuckold.
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>>1658767
They would get martyred for this today
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>>1659689
I drink cider with the boys if I'm not feeling beer, but yeah shots are for girls and poofs that go to Cloud9 every week to munch their faces off
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>>1657103
>HowFeminismStarted.webm
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>>1658767

Better.
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>>1659689
>>1660112
Is this really brit culture?

In burgerland shots are manliest, followed by beer. Cider is appletini tier
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>>1658704
you cheeky cunt, made me spill my drink
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>>1658713
>>1657087

Right, don't put too much weight on it right.

Where the fuck am I meant to put my weight!? I can't even put my weight on the roof, I can't even hold on to the gutter, what I meant to do with it, throw it away for five minutes? You fucking wankstain. Don't put- don't shift your weight, where the fuck are you talking about!? I can't even put my weight on the fucking roof. I can't put my weight on the gutter- where is it meant to go!?
Is what I can comprehend from it. I live south west (Wiltshire) so I can understand why Americans have difficulty deciphering what these northern barbarians are saying.
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>>1659557
Because why put fate zero over it. They have like literally nothing to do with each other.

Although people throwing around the term weeb need to remind themselves what website they are on and also need to be removed from it. I can handle newfags, but not idiotic newfags.
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>>1657127
Fucking catchphrase. This... This was my childhood.
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>>1658767
Ahead of their time, they was.
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>>1660283
>throw it away for five minutes?

Actually he's saying "Aw here andrew hold it for 5 minutes"

You fucking wankstain
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>>1660257
Shots are mostly a kids going out to get drunk thing. Cider over here tends to be stronger than the beer.
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>>1660257
If you're in a nightclub then sure, shots are fine.

In a pub it's wierd
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>>1659196
It's funny because she's actually quite hot

Also calling her Scary Spice because she was the black one was kind of offensive
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Oh fuck that was amazing. My neck hurts and I had trouble breathing
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>>1660424
>>1660429
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>>1660433
>This surreal horror used to be entertainment.
Are other countries even trying?
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>>1658276
this got him blacklisted from the bbc for a while hahaha
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>>1658294
>Every second is a fucking meme
You're fucking disgusting.
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>>1659089
Most non-redneck bars in America have servers.
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>>1659042
fag
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>>1660333
Eh close enough.
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>>1657103
Literally Women: The webm
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>>1657117
fuuuggg
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>>1657631
I've watched this whole show through countless times. I'll treasure that video tape forever.
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>>1658803
t. 17 year old cuck who thinks he's super informed because he watches the BBC propaganda machine
>do my own independent research? why would i ever need to do that? the BBC tells me everything i need to know!
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>>1657096
kidney damage.
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>>1658859
he missed out entirely the best one!
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>>1658257
Awesome
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>>1659546
Holy shit. This thing just kept getting better and better!
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>>1657127
my favorite part of this is how the darkie bitch doesn't understand why it's funny
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>>1660822
thats a slav, not brit
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>>1660424
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>>1660432
>>1660433
holy fucking kek that's demonic
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>>1659042
Same anon
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>>1659084
Look, if you want to get more off your own back because you finished early then fine. You'll look like a tit but whatever.

But you're still buying your round.
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>>1660292
>Important scene in the series that basically comes down to two people telling King "Arthur" that he's a shitty dumbass king that shouldn't even be one
>LITERALLY NO REASON TO PUT FATE ZERO TO THIS REEEEE
Try and imagine someone that likes Fate Zero and also Monty Python instead of someone that likes Monty Python and also Fate Zero.
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>>1660416
>>1660417
Nice
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>>1659268

THE FUCKING CURRENT YEAR MOTHERKEKERS!
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>>1659054
I hope they find that cure soon for autism so you can get well, buddy
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>>1657112
i would pay thousands to be able to trample through a bunch of hippies on a police trained horse. shit would be awesome.
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>>1658276
holy fuck this could actually pass as a legit show on the Criminal Investigations channel
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>>1659054
You need to get some friends and go out. When people go to the pub to chill out, they don't do shots. They usually get a pint or something like that. People usually drink at the same pace.
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>>1657396
Did he Safri Die?
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>>1660429
That cut from blobby falling and then to Jack's concerned face gets me every fucking time
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>>1657145
>British
>Two blacks
being born in a garage doesn't make you a car
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>>1661503
Hi /pol/
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>>1659556
>Juarez
Nigga he said Wallace
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>>1661227
Nah, it ruins the scene. Monty Python is part of my childhood and having it tainted is just disturbing. 'REEEEE' all you like but it's still disgusting.
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>>1657385
Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah
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>>1657089

>That filename
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>>1660414
Quick Kill ya self
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>>1657385
How the fuck did the Brits train those bastards? We lost a fucking war to those flightless pricks.
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>>1657124
Oshit that's it guys! Monty pithon is ruined now and forever, all because anon posted this. Better throw out all the DVDs and VHSs, delete all the mp4s and ctush all the storage drives because it's all ruined forever. Can't enjoy it now, not with this, and definitely can't put it over anything else. No sir.

[spoiler] top stuff anon, 10/10, would chuckle again [/spoiler]
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>>1661614
nice spoiler newfriend
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>>1657089
sides are in orbit, that filename
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>>1659206
whats up with his face?
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>>1661534
I disagree. He rolls an r in the middle, and besides - what kind of shit name for an emu is Wallace
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>>1659260
I suppose. The dole implies you're looking for work.
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>>1658338
>caste
Fuckin currystain.
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you know, i'm glad we're losing these tossers.
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>>1661874
Don't be like that Francois/Klaus/etc.
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>>1658276
>halfway through watching this and my doorbell goes
>open the door to and its my neighbours kid
>she's about 10
>awkward silence as he keeps shouting about paedo's

fuck
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>>1661701
Obviously got dragged through the mud by the dog.
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>>1660257
That's because American cider is shite.
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>>1660424
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>>1660433
I actually went to that horrific Mr. Blobby theme park thing, I met it...
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>>1661904
Oh, I thought his lower jaw got ripped off or something. I guess after years of being on 4chan I have become used to seeing things like that and it has become the norm.
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>>1660827
They're the same, just in two different locations.
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>>1657096
They're the Americans of Europe.
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>>1661503
good thing we aren't cars
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>>1658343
What is the kid saying?
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>>1660257
Ever had scrumpy mate?

Cider is a hard man's game
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>>1658276
I always had a thing for Doon.
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>>1660424
>>1660429
>>1660432
>>1660433
The person in the Mr. Blobby suit is an absolute legend, he sold that perfectly, especially the answers.
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>>1658877
He seemed upset.
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>>1659260
Fuck off, shitskin. Go on the dole in your own shitty countries.
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>>1657104
>implying the questions weren't pre selected
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>>1657117
>nice ass
>tits are great
>face ruins the whole thing
how did americans get the pretty gene?
and dont say native americans, they're just as ugly.
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>>1658704
Good job.
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>>1660424
>>1660429
>>1660432
>>1660433
>>1660450
Jimmy Carr is fucking great
>>
>>
>>1657117
my dik
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>>1662093
man
>kid

do you know who you'd vote for?
>uuuh UKIP
you'd vote for UKIP?! Very Good, why's that?
>uuuh like, get all the foreigners out t'country

[translator's note: t' is a dialectic contraction often found in Yorksire, England. It replaces the word 'the' and often a further previous word, in this case 'of the'.]
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>>1662701
[Editor's note: Yorksire was a misspelling of Yorkshire]
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>>1662031
No, Americans are the English of the Americas
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>>1658767
Just watched Life of Brian. Lost me shit when

>YOU'RE FUCKIN KNICKED

I don't know why it was so funny. It caught me off guard with the perfect sentence to do so.
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>>1657136
your tits, calm them.
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>>1661479
You've got weird friends.
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>>1657112
oy vay its 1066 all over again.
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>>1662603
good question. maybe because so many germans. usa is more german than british iirc
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>>1662005
>location is what defines being british
you don't fucking say
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>>1658704
What's seen cannot be unseen....
You magnificent bastard!
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This is unreal
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>>1658338
yeah, but would you not?
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>>1663501
Other halfie girl in Misfits was better
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>>1663504
Admittedly I have not watched, but I have to agree. Curly hair is worst hair.

Also, nice butt.
>>
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>>1663506
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>>1657104
>mfw
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>>1663508
Thank you, I'm now fully aroused.
>>
someone post the brits in a car arguing while the car theyre in is floating and spinning
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>>1663587
You might be thinking of Russians
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>>1660257

Spirits are more for those wanting to get a buzz.

Wine is usually for something a bit more upmarket but also an alternative to pints.

Beer is standard drink, meant more for those only having a few or for football matches

Cider is an alternative to beer, same premise but can either be very sweet for the more feminine taste or dry for stronger drink.

Ale, while seem as an old man drink, is the definition of one or two.


Each is fine to drink but there are social ques for them. Wouldn't say any particular alcohol is manlier than another here but we do get a lot of plebs arguing that drinking shit-tier whiskey and piss water is masculine.
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>>1657087
what dialect is that?
>>
>>
>>1663658
twats
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>>1663658
lads having a laugh
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>>1660257
I'm not going to get snarky with you but where do you live? In the south shots are certainly not the manliest even to frat guys
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>>1658820
the last one, o i m laffin
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>>1659116
>Yes, but what if someone wants something different? I don't even like beer, I'd be buying shots which are undoubtedly priced differently and how do you figure out the money?

No one keeps specific tabs on the money it all just works out. Some people have lager, beer, whiskey, cider etc... and it all costs something different.

But over the course of several nights out it all averages out so no one cares.

Unless you're THAT guy. There's always that guy and everyone knows who it is.
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>>1661503
But being born on an island named Britain does kinda make you British
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>>1658877
The caller sounds like Theon Greyjoy from GoT.
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>>1663650
Northern
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Dumping my load of Brit Wembs
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>>1660593
this kek
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>>1659586
God i love the scots leed.
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this is me last one
im drunk as tits and snaopchatting my ex
have a goiod one lads!
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turns out i got one more have a good night
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>>1658338
get it right

its half BREED
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>>1664018
I can translate:
"Are you trying to go easy on me? That's ridiculous! Think again, for I will never tell you what I know. Fellow, I do not associate with higher class, officer type, wealthy types"
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top gear was great until it got blacked and cucked
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>>1658767
fucking love that movie
>>
>>1662603
>>1663223

Depends on where you are, but yes lots of German immigrants. TX (where I'm from) specifically has a lot of German ancestry, Czech too. I noticed on a trip to Chicago lots of girls had a specific look about them, later I learned that there's a heavy Polish population there, and Poles historically were close enough to Russians, it's the cheekbones and nose thing Russian girls have going on

I guess the more important factor is we've had a wide variety over our 300ish years, vs England mostly staying within its own island gene pool for 1,000 years
>>
>>1657103
>barefooted
wew
>>
>>1657117
That's the kid from the arcade episode of Mr Bean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjMwagcoKdY
>>
>>1660442
He had a music single too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4

Fuck, I regret my childhood so much.
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>>1657070
The feisty, dangerous, cousin of Pepe.
>>
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>>1663996

I've been waiting for this day
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>>1658276
TECHNOLOGY
>>
>>1663971
Wow
>>
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>>1664038
you sad bastards
>>
>>1659586
was all of that english?
>>
>>1657396
This is amazing. Source on the song? I know it's Safri Duo but looking for this exact remix.
>>
>>1657096
>gay chavs
My nightmare rings true.
>>
>>1664326
No, it's Scots.
>>
>>1657087
>angry brit noises
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>>1659189
Who are you to travel all alone in these treacherous times?
Oh hogwash! who am I to judge?
You can call me,... Pate.
>>
>>1663492
Danny Dyer is pretty self aware
>>
>>1658766
why would they
they also voted during brexit and the collective vote of the 4 countries was to leave
>>
>>1657396
This is in South Africa btw, not the UK. They're speaking Afrikaans in the background. SA - SAFA - SAFRI - nice tie-in.
>>
>>1664435
You're unsure as to why they might feel differently about leaving the union now?
>>
anyone here watched keeping up apperances?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B15Cy_7iHEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEEQ3AQQt0g
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>>1663971
lmao
>>
>>1657148
what's this
is this some who's line ripoff? name?
>>
>>1664575
Mock The Week. It's a comedy panel show (topical, the week's news) with a who's line-style segment at the end
>>
>>1659116
Shots are for getting drunk quickly in a club. In a pub you want a drink that you drink steadily and over time so you can have a conversation between sips.
>>
>>1664068
kek, i didn't even understand what the other guy was asking him
>>
>>1664038
fuckin impressive
(the plane, not the "mustache")
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>>1664028
The dad fucking dying always gets me
>>
>>1657126
wew lad, I forgot about this show
>>
>>1664096
this makes me feel sad
>>
>>1663650
Thinking Scottish
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>>1663996
lost
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>>1664280
Top fucking kek
>>
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>>1664381
why are british girls eyes so far apart?
>>
>>1660292
>remind themselves what website they are on and also need to be removed from it.

Get fucked mad weeb.
>>
>>1664004
Ded?
>>
>>1658704
I'm officially done
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>>1666141
Those girls in particular are victims of foetal alcohol syndrome.
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>>1665956
Real human bean
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>>1666226
Not really, It just that you belong on reddit because you are either too young, or stupid for this website. Also, I know you are newfag and all but try not to embarrass yourself on you're first day.
>>
>>1657198
I love the horror on the guys face at 0:05
>>
>>1664031
>focking hell geoff
>tell em about mau mau
>>
>>1657198
>>
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>>1657198
>>
>>1657124
anime was a mistake
>>
>>1665956
>stick a hot bean through him
what?
>>
>>1657124
I want to be angry but I'm just disappointed
>>
>>1667412
fuggggg
>>
>>
>>1659586
>>1664326
It's great being Scottish and seeing the confusion Scottish vids cause non scots to feel.
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>>1657075

Fucking Mancunian's

Never change.
>>
>>1658851
this was in sweden
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>>1667600
A hot bayonet
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>>1661811
It's Warren
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>>1663989
We have the same in France, there is a family feud between two gypsies family on the internet and it became a meme here
>>
>>1658704
goddam son shiiiite
>>
>>1658851
the rider in the middle swinging his baton is larping way too much
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>>1664012
The Homunculus he summons onto his show are bad, but Jeremy Kyle is a cunt. I like that one episode where some lad twatted him in the head with an envelope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAneU22gAaM
>>
>>1662662
Is that the guy from Dr. House or whatever it was called
>>
>>1657089
>R2-Dindu

Jesus Christ. Upvoted.
>>
>>1658732
I cant watch that scene when i watch the series, because you know they all instantly get shot to shit. It's perfect how he says good luck everyone, because he does care about them all. And Darling and George dont say anything, because they are obviously shitting themselves. Fuck.

F

;_;7
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>>1660416
Would mouth fuck into oblivion.
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>>1658767
Smart fellers they were.
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>>1664096
why does it matter?
>>
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>>1660450
I'm going to hell
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