Robots are pretty cool.

no fuck you

>>1645217
That's cool as fuck. I'm glad they're not wasting all their time trying to make humanoid shapes work; they're super impractical

>>1645278
swiggity swooty

>>1645772
Humanoid shapes are more useful though, as they can do human things.

>>1645217
Fukkin neat

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>>1645772
Dunno what you mean anon

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>>1645280

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>>1646264

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>>1646269

>>1646270
Imagine getting a handjob from her.

>>1646266
What an asshole

He'll be the first to go.

>>1646262
in the future we will marvel at such primitive early attempts

>>1646262
>blue and yellow bot vs door
Even robots can nope.

>>1646302
>robots can land pilot a plane and pedict terrorist attacks but can't open a door

Remember how in old Star Trek, the super-powerful aliens said they evolved beyond the physical realm?

That's what we're witnessing here

>>1646313
anon i gotta bust you on your semantics. robots don't predict terrorist attacks. statistical models and computer programs do.

though a fly-by-wire plane is a sort of sophisticated robot, basically. millions of parts working together. it's like an iron man suit scaled up to a size we can engineer in.

>>1646265
The fucking shifty eyes.

I don't know how to make webms but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ju4upwhdvM

>>1646267
>>1646316
Got these mixed up, fuk.

>>1646242
But humans can already do human things, and even then, we're not that great at it because of our shape. If we create robots specially designed for certain tasks, then they become much more efficient at doing "human things".
But that's just my opinion. I'm not an engineer at Boston Dynamics so maybe I'm retarded.

>>1646262
these might seem silly but you have to keep in mind the robot is working out what it needs and where it needs to be on the spot. Localization and inverse kinematics are very hard.

>>1646242
It's a general consensus that bipedal robots are going to be the most useful, it's just that the kinematics are complex. Besides being able to traverse terrain more effectively than wheeled robots, they would be able to operate in environments already designed for humans e.g. drive cars.

>>1646683
i want to gape her perfect asymmetrical holes

>>1646270
So just wondering, is she missing her other arm too, because if you put that one on her arm, it would be the wrong way. I might be mistaken though.

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Where to get one of these?

>>1646718
Good chance they made only one robutt hand for testing

>>1645217
What is it useful for though?

>>1646265
>>1646266
Do you want to get machine uprising boston dynamics ? Because that's how you get machine uprising.

>>1646269
The moment he tells him he's got two of those, the future is here.

>>1646262
>>1646262
We've advanced so far as a species we can now replace all our drunks with more efficient robot drunks.

>>1646271
Deus ex HR is in 2027 seems like we might just make it.

>>1646262
>early prototypes have problems so humanoid shapes cant work

>>1646711
>program ends
>*happy beep*
>I have served me master well today

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Obligatory.

>>1646711
>>1646846
still better than most women today and just as pleased with its duties

...sorry, had to let the /r9k/ out of me

>>1646846
>>1647038
Her alarm clock video had me in tears.

>>1646785
That changed that video from somewhat interesting to fucking mind blowing. Probably exaggerating a bit, but it the video was done very well and built a good amount of suspense and reveal. Easily one of the better webms I've seen in a while.

>>1646695
why the fuck would you get a robot to drive the car when the car can just drive itself

>>1646724
Just grab the tentacle itself by the base since it only attacks on 2 sides.

>>1647242
It goes to all sides though

It has a bias towards two directions but the knife whips to all 4 sides at least once

>>1645278
Kill it. Someone kill it please.

>>1646269
i'm high as fuck, and this shit blew my mind

>>1646899
The timing in this one is spot-on.

>>1645278
My friends little dog use to eye fuck me and hump the air from across his living room with his little pink thing poking out and ...I guess what I'm saying is who the fuck put Sparky's brain inside a robot!

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Soon

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>>1646316

>>1647976
>despite humanoid design, no video of this thing ever walking
>definitely not hitting targets, just mindlessly shooting
>someone dropping bullet casings on ground in front of the camera for dramatic effect
I want it to be real. But this is just propaganda.

>>1646899
>timing

Damn, its like Tesla knew

>>1647999
Well that was unsettling

>>1646262
More like DERPA test.

>>1646265
>you shouldn't have made me slip on all those banana peels, humans
>you shouldn't have laughed

>>1646711
Yeah, real fucking amazing, if you're into eating breakfast off the floor. Fucking useless shit technology.

>>1646267
>those smug fucking eyes as he does it

>>1647995
This one actually looks practical and feasible.

>>1648358
They actually turned it off so it looked like he slipped.

The robot didn't actually slip.

>>1648429
That's even worse. Making you fuck up when you wouldn't have fucked up.

>>1645217
JIBUN WOOOO

>>1648364
That's the fucking joke

>>1647145
So how often do said brains like the robo-brains of Fallout just go batshit crazy?

>>1647999
So I'm locking into a robotic manipulator cage and it just winked at me?

...


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>>1648364
You build one then, faggot.

>>1647145
thats like a downgrade for the rat
shit must suck

>>1649763
it's just a solution of rat neurons. It's a misleading video.

>>1649763
>thats like a downgrade for the rat
everything is better than being a rat

>>1646683
That's not a robot, that's just Taylor Swift

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>>1646711
>>1648364

>>1647976
>>1648200
I don't want it to be real. Drone technology makes it possible for the power elite to outsource the controllers and eliminate the dependence of public support.

>>1647976
>that person clearly being seen shooting the targets at 0:15

ayy lmao

>>1651776
It was probably a competition

>>1646695

The problem is the hubris. Just give the robot a set of wheels on axle suspension so if it really has to climb a ledge it can just push the front half of its wheels up the wall and then follow it.

>>1647995

we zoids now

>>1651776
>>1648200
Christ, you people are dense.
They have their own sets of targets so they can compare a normal person firing with one gun while the robot fires two at the same time.

>>1651966
same exact thought went thru my head
spent months watching the animu and battling my buddies with those kits when i was a wee lad
>zoids reboot when???

>>1646272
thats what the guy was thinking

Fucking Boston Dynamics will start Skynet.

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>>1645217

>>1652657
but what about the machines that jerk you off?

>>1652665
different room

>>1646262
So we already have robots that are as smart as the average Russian gopnik?

>>1652657
>everything in this room has been modified to FUCK

lost hard

>>1646269
This is hollywood script super villain origin story 101

>>1646270
That's a way to keep a long distance relationship.

>>1646262
>The most expensive game of QWOP ever

>>1646262
>Blue and yellow robot
My fucking sides

>>1648732
Underrated post.

>>1647995
>Use your intellect
>Evade my blows!

>>1646262
0:35 always gets me.

>>1646269
Yo what the fuck.

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>>1646270

>>1646899
Delete this right now, Tesla is going to steal this for their next commercial.

>>1652532
>>1651966
>blasting across the battlefield in a Liger Zero Jager
>blowing everything up with Berserk Fury's charged particle cannon
>raining hell from far off with a Gun Blaster
God damn, I love Zoids. They need to be a reality.

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>>1646766
Development of balance and movement handling programs, better suited mechanical parts to allow said movement through complex enviroments.

These advancements can be used to create machines that can handle complicated maneuverings to overcome obstacles, used in rescue operations or for infiltration and killing operations.
The tech can also make for better bionic enhancements.
I would like to have sick built-in wheels.

>>1649743
They only let people with high IQs that waist all of their brain power writing essays over and over and sitting in desks get into the mensa group. They've no common sense to make things work.

Like that guy from the breakfast club that couldn't make the lamp work.

High IQs and being reputable is so meemish.

>>1645772
Well, the advancements on creating humanoid machines are useful for a bunch of things, but thinking outside the box is best sometimes.

Sure, a machine that moves around erect in order to fit and traverse an enviroment made for humans is useful if it is going to make any kind of task in it, but it doesn't mean it has to emulate the human gait, just a robot with wheels and inverted knees can work.
Also keeping them away from looking too human keeps them out of the uncanny valley.

>>1646262
Aww, they're doing their best.

>>1647145
this is the first like futurist/robot video to actually make me uncomfortable. and the music doesnt help either.

i have no mouth and i must scream.

>>1647995
>Time to leave them all behind!!!

>>1646262
>0:35
It hurts, this is too funny

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>>1652657
That's what happens if Johnny 5 could get access to the internet to get his INPUT

>>1661708
By the time we can build this kind of machine would you be ok to change your body into one of those?

>>1646899
Gonna need some hentai audio track for this one

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>>1649770
It's quite disturbing still. As much as I want our Cyborg future, the steps needed to get there are still frightning.

But quite impressive.

>>1661711
So much potential wasted on such terrible script...
It's almost like they actively tried to make the worse script possible.

>>1647145
> I have no mouth and I must scream.

>>1662685
if its affordable

>>1647995
this reminds me of the robot AMEE from Red Planet

>>1646718
Giving how her right arm is sort of wobbling as she laughs, looks like both hands gone. But the right one looks to be blown the elbow instead of above like the left so would be a bit more involves to hook up the nerves.

>>1662652
It's too bad you didn't end up a savant, you are certainly autistic enough.

>>1646695
>drive cars
if you can make a robot, why not make a selfdriving car?

>>1666073
Because selfdriving car can't walk into the building through the normal door and kill everyone inside.

>>1666092
>Self Driving truck of peace

>>1665303
Holy shit

>>1645217
That jump at the end kills me

>>1652657
Grant Imahara is such a cool guy

>>1667636
oh yeah i remember seeing a video on this guys insane wind powered contraptions
i forget how many different models there were
he put a beach of them on a beach and it looked like an army of monsters
cool shit though

>>1646262
I got fucking wrecked by that blue and yellow robot. Crying with laughter.

>>1661785
kek

>>1647145
How horrifying.

>>1665620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w41gH6x_30

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>>1665620

>>1646724
A towel would be enough to stop it.

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Robots walks up and slaps you loli's ass. What do you do?

>>1665621
Damon Lindelof

>>1647995
Reminds me of MGSIV

>>1646262
The robot at 0:46 has a seizure.

>>1647999
He's wearing a helmet!! I love him!!

>>1661785
underrated post

need more vids of robotic limbs fucking up

>>1647145
WE HAVE GONE TO FAR GO BACK GO BACK

>>1646269
HOLY SHIT

>>1662685
Yes.

>>1647145
Dear god, the instinctual drive to eat, sleep, and reproduce must be driving the poor thing insane.
How deliciously horrifying

>>1666022
>Affordability for an immortal body
You can just swear to be their worker for 200 years. You're fucking immortal.
That's even if material worth means anything anymore at that point.
What point is money when we're all fucking immortal?

>>1672740
>What point is money when we're all fucking immortal?
Paying for maintenance since robot body doesn't make you indestrutible.
Buying entertainment and confort to make your life woth living.
Helping advancing sciences, because the future isn't only your grandkids' problem anymore.
Just to name a few.

>>1668606
I find the robot's loli, and I slap her ass. Justice!

>>1649996
>having 3 wheels, no eyes, shitty mobility
compared to
>actual body of a rat, the agility,....

>>1662685
thats gay as fuck

>>1645772
then how will we get our sexbots then?

>>1646264
why is this shit so damn funny?

>>1672547
Too bad. You won't get many because that's from a TV skit.

>>1646683
chloe looks great

>>1661708
>328 lbs of pure ROBOT ASS

>>1647999
Imagine ALIEN but instead of the alien it's this fucking thing.

>>1652657
>"...yes."

>>1662685
Turn me into a living sex doll p-please senpai

>>1668606
God, they're even replacing our country's paedophiles.

>>1667636
>onmywaytofuckyobeach.gif

>>1654220
kek

>>1646773
Go away

>>1647145
Reminder that this is a small membrane of neurons taken from the rat's brain, and not a whole brain plopped into a casing. It's no more aware of its own existence than a normal circuit board. The only difference is that some of the 'wires' on this circuit board are produced by a living organism.

>>1647995
That's from Transformers

>>1646724
METAL GEAR???????

>>1661708
>the way the exposed thigh pinches between the pantyhose and the butt
HNNGGGGHHH

>>1646269
that is fucking amazing

>>1672750
Underrated, fucking lost it.

>>1645717
>robot nazis are going to become a reality within your lifetime
oh boy

>>1646269
Saw a girl with a leg prosthesis in the gym. Looked pretty neat desu and I also thought that you wouldn't even notice had she had long pants on. Cyborg qt3.14s are my fetish now.

>>1646267
>Cyber Rebellion: Origins

>>1646242
If there is a most useful reason for the human shape in robots, it's because it would be the most acceptable to people emotionally. That is important in certain tasks, like for instance if you are creating a robot to interact with humans.

>>1646271
>"one day go beyond biological function"
>using military funding
>his voice
>"just like you don't realize I'm wearing two right now"
Add an evil looking scar and a god complex and we have a pretty good supervillain.

>>1677668
tachikoma type 0

>>1673943
Well you tried.

>>1661708
MOAR

>>1651338
Holy kek

>>1647145
Wait, is this real?

>>1677702
*thomaskoma

>>1647145
this made me feel sick

>>1679947
Swedish army?

>>1673998
fuckin' A

>>1646789
Dammit, thats good.

>>1645280
How to defeat robots in the future

>>1646899
>the way it takes a moment to readjust before going in

l-lewd

>>1661708
>some gooks in china or some shit put more effort into the way water dries on the ass of a robot than Bioware did in the entirety of ME:Andromeda

>>1665303
wheres the one with the music damnit

>>1661711
i always think that this is going to be a Twinkies commercial but it never turns out to be

>>1647097
> corporate_america.webm

>>1681691
What do you expect? The Japanese love making what they find sexy. Meanwhile, if a company loves money more than what they make, they'll rush a game out with a preexisting reputation.

>>1647145
>not showing the brain

>>1647145
Even a vacuum cleaner robot can do this.

>>1661785
This is from french comedians, this is not real

>>1645217

facsinating

>>1682887
Nice, I have to Ctrl+Alt+Right

>>1662342
Tesla doesn't do commercials.

>>1645278
>dark souls 4 final boss

>>1672750
>war, war as changed

>>1680239
Thats the future the elites want

>>1646262
I'm so glad I'm paying taxes so that dumbshit college students can get funding to make this bullshit.

>>1646269
This and the John Hopkins modular arm are the most amazing prosthetic limbs ever...that I know of, anyhow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_brnKz_2tI

>>1672750
whaa ....what is this

>>1645217
Seems like it would be pretty shit vs stairs.

>>1672750

I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SPIT

>>1647145

Does this mean vacuum bots are all rodents?

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>>1668606
Oh sure, when a robot does this it's cute but when I do it suddenly I'm on a list.

>>1646265
Guaranteed replies.webm

>>1687756
Fucking Boston Dynamics is going to kill us all

>meanwhile in korea
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rgFtkMiXms
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPEg83vF_Tw

Anyone feel like webming these?

>>1646269
5 years ago he'd have been in a wheelchair for life

dat shit ain't right, but I like it

>>1646271
sarif was the good guy though, if you choose the darrow ending you're a tree hugging faggot

>>1646269
ASMR maximum

>>1647999
marvin 's great grandfather

>>1645217
https://youtu.be/PYRqOfGenk8

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>>1667636
>>1668019

>>1646271
>"Just like you don't realize I'm wearing two right now."

Has science finally gone too far!?

>>1665621
It's supposed to sound like one of those cheesy Apple ads you see on TV all the time

>>1688812
I think he meant the movie not the commercial

>>1687749
Reminds me of that Star Trek episode where Worf keeps asking for death because the answer to fixing his broken spine acts just like this.

>>1688715
What is this? We living in a Hayao Miyazaki film
now or something?

>>1665303
>When you take your NTR fantasy a little too seriously

>>1688715
>>1688934
There basically really elaborate wind powered kinetic sculptures by Theo Jansen. He's some brilliant but delusional tinkerer that thinks he's going to eventually make his own species.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjke85GXNks

>>1646269

Yeah, this dude was totally unaware of the guy who he went to see. And sure as shit he didn't hear the whine coming from the motors as he was walking with him. I mean shit's impressive but the surprise is scripted.

>>1689225
>delusional tinkerer
Bwahaha, fools! You will see!

>>1689306
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if I heard an ambient whine at all times in a robotics factory with live testing

>>1688715
this was fine until GIANT CARDBOARD TARANTULA PIG and I noped the fuck out

>>1647145
I AM RATLEK, EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

>>1672168
>>1672168
I really want someone to edit this with the second renaissance scene where the robot worker is watching a video during his lunch break

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>>1647145
It's kind of twisted. Like its worse than death. Reminds me of that scene from Robocop 2.

>>1646262
Yfw the EMP won't even allow us to watch epic robomeltdown on our tech devices

> New stone age approacheth

>>1662685
The hope that this will happen within our lifetime and that I can be the QT3.14 robutt grill is the only thing keeping me alive.

>>1648751
>>1649743
I was making a joke you dumb fuckers.

>>1647999
Hey there, GERTY 0.2

>>1691025
It wasn't good.

>>1645717
Idę Ci wpierdolić

>>1646270
what a cutie!

>>1647999
>that moment before your building gets flooded with deadly neurotoxin

>>1691025
no you weren't

>>1645280
nice Underworld reference
i have that single

>>1645278
>all the sensors are actually on the body and the "head" is just a manipulator arm
>those are literally just googly eyes someone stuck on there to be cheeky

>>1682887
Couldn't fucking rotate it? Lazy faggot

>>1668601
>the robot hand is controlled directly by his own hand movements
>the robot hand spins 360 degrees

>>1691025
>I was PRETENDING to be retarded you dumb retards!

>>1688931
They ended up replacing his spine with an artificial one though. So he had that going for him.

>>1691970
personally just thought it was that it was performing a function check, you know, the kind most things do to make sure it isn't jammed or something is wrong.

>>1651429
Kek

jesus fucking christ the comments in here are fucking plebbit tier

fuck off back to plebbit you fucking niggers

>>1690441
That would be the worst hell. Even a paralyzed person can move their face, eat, speak, and listen. All this guy could do is look forward and think.

>>1692102
That only works because they cooked up some fresh Klingon plot armor for him. His role as ship punching bag finally caught up with him.

>>1693707
You expect otherwise where the common name for anyone is "faggot"?

>>1646262
New transformers movie.

>>1646270
I'm having the weirdest boner

>>1646899
fuck tesla
they lose 14k every time they sell a car, because people would never pay over the cost to makes that garbage
government has to give them money to stay afloat
feels good being a tax payer in this broke system

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>>1654126
under-fucking-rated

>>1700354
pedobot

>>1668606
i can just see this going so wrong...hand gets caught in hair or who knows what..who lets there kid be the one to go sit in the chair..

>>1700360
The guy controlling the hands

>>1700354
And if I do that they call the ticking police on me. Fucking robo privilege

>>1646269
>Just like you don't know that I'm wearing two of them right now.
He sounded like he was about to kill the guy.

>>1691970
Dude, you gotta exercise your wrists more.

>>1687749
why did you put that awful music on there

>>1645217
>brakeing ur neck when u go down stairs

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>>1673952

>>1646269
>military funding
I raged a little.

>>1701939
Considering this, the future doesn't look so bad.

>>1647145
>>1648908
>>1649763
>>1662658
>>1666016
>>1668595
>>1672555
>>1672735
>>1674609
>>1679721
>>1680239
>>1682722
>>1682724
>>1687725
>>1689555
>>1690441
It's misleading. It's running a program to simulate a rat's behavior, they just used rat neutral tissue as a middle-man

>>1687801
Imagine if Google bought Boston Dynamics.

Google AI's + Boston bots = DESTROY ALL HUMANS

>>1701946
Who else is going to fund it?

Private medical doesn't care and public medical can't afford it.

>>1674609
Thanks for the clarification!
Actually a bit more cool than, we trapped a consciousness in a robot for lulz.

>>1702053
is this ironic?
google bought boston dynamics years ago,
actually wanted to sold it again to Toyota in 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkv-_LqTeQA

>>1646773
No. THIS is how you get a machine uprising, you make a robot who's only purpose is to feel pain and fear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upinUMR2wpY

>>1700360
you over estimate the power of these things, they are more fragile than human parts the little girl could easly rip those things appart even by accident, they arent made to be un breaking mass destruction weapons, that comes later when they ironed the controls out.

>>1645278

Boy, I sure am glad they added the googly eyes... otherwise it'd just be creepy.

Robump

>>1687931
Taggart ending was the best one.

>>1701900
It's from Ghost in the Shell. Movie about cyborgs.

>>1646267
Transcendence

>>1647995
BORN INTO A PACK
THERE'S NO CHOICE
BUT TAKE ORDERS TO ATTACK

>>1645217
dude imagine if they made one of those that you could ride? It would revolutionize transportation and warfare.

>>1645717
reminds me of that movie .. fuck, whats the name of it.. the one with Matt Damon.

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>>1707118
i remember now.. Elysium.

>>1702053
Google search robot has now completly new meaning now. Little agile robot helping his bigger brothers to burn what remains of humanity from cities' ruins and metropolitain tunnels.

>>1707115
It's called a horse.

>>1646270
that made me smile

>>1702053
its a parent company of Google

>>1651776
Why is that funny?
You think they intended to hide that fact with the camera angle they ended up using?

>>1691970
>shows person controlling hand with motions
>this absolutely must mean in every scenario that that is the one and only way to control the suit and there can absolutely not be any other features that would otherwise make that 360 spin possible

>>1646269
deus ex 2017

>>1645217
teach that thing to kick and you got a god-tier crowd control machine there

>>1687805
>That second video
Fucking hell imagine that running after you

>>1646269
Cylons when?

>>1673957
Because all it took was a banana peel to bring it down.

>>1646773
Your mum gave me a major uprising in my pants last night,then i went full automaton on her rear end shock absorbers.

>>1645280
No matter how far the future goes. The banana slip will always be comedy gold.

>>1673943
Still better than some kids that I've seen play.

>>1646269
we are on step closer to ghost in the shell.

we will soon ascend to a point where man can fully explore the universe and remain intact.

>>1688794
no, no its not even close.

>>1645217
Until they take your job, or kill you.

>>1662685
I'd rather stick with a biological body. In a couple of years we have the telomere repair working and we can make our bodies immortal. After that we can probably change a lot of stuff to. For example breathing underwater and staying strong without the need of exercising regularly.

>>1662685
Nope, not untill the self repair functions surpass human healing.

>>1646270
>Fuck yes handjobs are back on the menu

>>1701939
>>1700354
When you realize we're tricking people who like loli into piloting drones that are actually molesting real little girls.

>>1707012
yeah, put the illuminati in power and sacrifice every shred of freedom, nice idea

>>1711159
If someone could make spare parts in their garage, and quickly change them out as damage occurs with a professional overhaul only once every five years paid for by insurance, would that be ok?

I often wish humans came with easily interchangeable parts.

>>1712097
Freedom never existed in the first place.

>>1652657
>>1668002
What is this video from?

>>1673961
should have let william die