saddest webm of all time ultimate edition

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>>1645040

>>1645049
damn...

>>1645050
>house isn't too clean or messy
>has a clearly well behaved dog
>plays with water guns
>wakes son up in the funnest way possible

You've spent too much time on /pol/ anon, that is definitely a pretty good dad

>>1645040
so why is this sad, he die or something?

>>1645056
did he died?

>>1645085
No dude, this dude films it all
This isnt just one video
There are SO MUCH MORE
OF THIS EXACT SAME THING
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
This dude makes a living vlogging his whole family, his family of fucking 5

>>1645049
F

>>1645040
Based af

>>1645215
correction thought this was daddyofive
still hes a piece of shit

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
my soul is crying for Gabe

>>1645049
F

>>1645091

Because youll never have playful fun with your own son, which your loving and emotionally supportive and reasonably hot wife bore you gladly after 5 or so years of contented marriage, whilst she is out at the store picking up a few things for dinner, on a bright and warm saturday morning, in your reasonably sized family home which you will own outright well before your mid 50s, in a nice little quiet ish majority white suburb where nothing particularly interesting happens, but nothing particularly bad does either.

>>1645040
>>1645320

so this should be called a pessimism thread then. only depressed losers would call this webm sad.

>>1645049
:(

>>1645320
Boring and economically costly, fuck that noise

I just want to bang boatsluts in VR

Sexual normalcy is for McInness Zaddy complexes

>>1645643

VR sluts wont hold your hand as youre dying and tell you that you lived a good life, they love you and theyll see you on the other side.

>>1645049
F

>>1645698
>VR sluts won't lie to you
Sounds pretty good to me

>>1645698
>le afterlife meme
Quaint

>in about 20 years artificial skin and robo-waifus will exist
Hope you're ready closet cuck

>>1645049
Why can't I hold all of these F's?
;_;7

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I dont think its particularly sad, but it really excites my neurons when i watch it

>>1645049
kek

>>1645993
Wasnt this audio ripped from Swiggin's old video? Either way, this is always my audition speech for plays and shit. Truly an amazing speech. Too bad not many people even know about it

>>1645993
he lost me at borders.

>>1645049
rot, you piece of shit parasite

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Time to unload.

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>>1645993

>>1645993
Wasn't that man a comedian?

>>1646031
haha u got him good

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>>1645320
haha epic post famalam

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1645320
>white
uh huh. Let me guess, that's how it used to be before the minorities came along and ruined everything.

Nobody has a perfect life, and nobody ever did. Don't make up reasons to be depressed.

>>1645049
F

>>1645320
Obvious agenda for making the thread. Nothing anyone says here will make you feel better, So go fuck your mother, you're not our problem.

>>1645956
Awk Honey :) Its cute how you think that sex bots aren't about to be banned.

>>1645049
F

>>1645993
So fucking comfy after all the /pol/ shit
Do not despair.

>>1645049
REB IN GEEZ BUBBEN

>>1645320
Literally my life. This morning i woke my one son up with the dog licking his face and the other by tickling. Wtf are you doing with your life that you can't achieve this? It's really not that hard.

>>1646603


>implying anyone on this site would actually know what to do with happiness

You do not belong here normo bitch.

>>1645049
F

>>1645320
speak for yourself faggot

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1645993
>>1646073

Is there a version without that shit music?

>>1645049
F, teared up

>>1646934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7GY1Xg6X20

>>1646218
no that's hitler

>>1645993
do you have the video of gta v space chimp with this speech?

>>1645049
F
RIP puppers

>>1645049
F

>>1645040
>dododododododododoyou'vebeeninbedwaytoolong
Lost my marbles here.

>>1646470
niggers are pretty terrible, desu senpai
t. person who grew up in the poorest county of FL with tons of them around

>>1645956
>le afterlife meme
>Quaint
Lmao is this bait? Go back to r/atheism you fucking sperg. Or, better yet, kill yourself.

>>1646586
Low key this is what hitler envisioned only jews had to live in israel

>>1645049
Look at that, it's gotta be raining.

>>1647058
>The only atheism that exists is dawkins atheism
>He isn't a voluntary egoist and still a sheeplelord

>>1647058
>>1647313
>Furthermore, he still hasn't accepted that he can control his god by killing him and doesn't believe in Christianity ironically
How does it feel to be a pleb?

if you want something sad then there is this movie about this guy getting mean as fuck cards for some holiday where they pretty much tell him to fuck off and kill himself

>>1646555
This isn't 1952 anymore, I can just get a visa and move to a nation that allows them. Embrace globalism you closeted cuck.

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1645993
Damn that's liberal.

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1645405
>only depressed losers would call this webm sad.
where do you think you fucking are?

>>1646029
same

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1647725
why i am crying?

what a fucking shitty thread. literally just spam from reddit fags using a dead meme.

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>>1647737
heres a redditfag dead meme for you

>>1647734
'cause o' them feels man

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
Sleep well pupper

F

>>1645049
;-;7 10/10 would cry again

>>1645049
F

Hey guys, anyone have the "tfw no gf" suicide pepe?

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1645320
lmao, you speak as if thats the best thing in the world but that lifestyle is when you have the most to lose, everything can go wrong, your kid gets bullied, wife gets raped, you get ran over and all of a sudden medical bills are stacking on top of your mortgage. this isnt the 1930s anymore

>>1648255
Everytime.

>>1645049
Sleep well pupper

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>>1645049

good night pupper

>>1647725
win

>>1645049
>that sleep at the end

anyone got the "i'll always love a dog named beau" poem?

>>1648550
ohhh please that always kills me, that part where, halfway through his voice beginns breaking.
Dont know why certain things make you cry so easy and other things dont...

>>1645049
i fucking cry rivers

>>1646470
hey, we'd all gladly live in a black neighborhood or any particularly brown neighborhood if there was a single one, in any country, at any point in time, that wasn't shit.

>>1646603
>Normalfag is unable to process why anyone would be unable to live a normalfag life according to his just world views.
Leave.

>>1648760
What happened to Kyle?

>>1648933
he are kill

>>1645049
F

>>1647725
dumb fucking koreans

>>1645049
F, sleep tight buddy

>>1645742
Yup

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F
God Speed

>>1648760
Oh shit, is this the Kyle Dinkheller aftermath?

>>1645049
F

uck this dog.

>>1648933
A quick google:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kyle_Dinkheller

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
Fuck Gabe, he is in doggie hell. He was a bad dog and a bad boy.

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>>1647725
>I'm sorry I was born deaf

>>1645049
f

>>1645049
i cant F hard enough

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
f

>>1647725
Fuck... I cried...
I heven't cried when Mufasa died, but that one got me

>>1645049
Why you guys post F?

>>1649549
as in: Press F to Pay Respects

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>>1645049
F
F
F

I cried the first time i watched this. and now im tearing up thinking about it

>>1645049
manly tears were shed in this thread

>>1645049
F

>>1645215
>>1645274
So much moral faggotry. Go back to 9faggot fucktard.
Go cry over "B-B-BUT MUH CHILDREN" or something.

>>1649256
Maybe he was a bad dog, but he was /ourdog/

>>1645993
>we think too much and feel too little

literal retardation

>>1645049
F

>>1645040
I wish I had a father like this growing up, who wouldn't fucking bruise me.

>>1645049
;_; F

these webms are 90% sad music, cheap ass way to extract feels.

>>1645049
>4chan crying over a dog
>4chan pretending to care about a newfag meme

The fuck is wrong with y'all?

>>1649682
The most "rly makes u think" phrase ever spoken

>>1646952
So? Hitler was my favorite comedian

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1647725
What is the point on this?
The girl is stupid as fuck

>>1645049
F
Good pupper

>>1647725
Why didn't she just learn sign language? baka

>>1649659
Edgy.

are the image servers down for anyone else?

>>1645993
>tear down borders and gut the nation
Bolshevik shill, inb4 r/The Chap fanboys.

>>1649587
i cried

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1649325
Jesus Christ.

Was that audio from Apollo 1?

>>1648255
>>1647725
>>1649587
As a man who has a family, this killed me inside.

>>1645040
F

>>1645049
RIP in F. Sleep tight.

>>1649729
It's not even a 4chan thing, dogfags have gotten out of control worldwide. I see people talking about murdering people who harm dogs all the time now instead of only a few fringe idiots.

>>1645049
F

>>1650117
good flick. good flick.

>>1647725
this one got me.

my dad is deaf and he tells me how terrible school was for him in the 60's

>>1649593
at the time yeah pretty feelsy

of course now we know that fry lived upstairs the entire time and everyone was good

>>1645049
fuckin f my dudes

>>1649589
i sobbed

>>1649325
How can people say The Fall was a bad album?

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

>>1647725
Fuckin' gets me every time.
W-what? No! I'm not crying! There's just something in both of my eyes.

>>1647730
lost
shits sad senpai

>>1648255
>And I am Bob

oh god

>>1645049
F

>>1649587
I am way to fucking selfish to ever to that. I wouldn't give up my own happiness for another like that.

>>1645049
What song?
Also F

>>1645049
F

>>1645049

love the song

miss the doge

F

>>1645049
Sleep tight, pupper

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
Why cant i hold all these Fs

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F

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>>1650349

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>>1650350
context of this webm is that this is right after bob's wife died

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>>1650353

>>1649279
i fucking love remi

sauce is
Rémi Gaillard

>>1650115
gg on filename but this webm haunts me. This man's passion brought him to sobbing and I envy him. Also fuck that music, that shit constantly gets me.

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
Why is everyone saying "F"? Did the doggo died?

>>1650117
Literally no idea what's going on here. Looks ridiculous.

>>1648255
Never fails to get me. :(

>>1645049
F

>>1650363
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO KNOW THE SONG FOR SO LONG THANK YOU VERY MUCH

>>1650343
Fuck whoever added the laugh track to this one.

>>1650415
I know, it completely ruined it for me.

>>1646934
fggt

>>1650350
>mfw I was molested by my "friend"
>didn't know what sex was or at least had very little knowledge

>felt complete shame at it happening fortunately it didn't go far and I told parents
>I will never lose my virginity to someone who I love
>I will never have a 'first time' because that first time was robbed from me because of a horny teen

Kinda minor but it feels bad :<

>>1645049
Ffff

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Alright, get ready to tear up.

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
Why the fuck did the dog have to have my name?

My heart

>>1650442
Make Half-Life 3.

>>1650437
He sounds like a cool guy.

>>1645049
F

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>>1650397
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448134/

>>1650425
I was molested by my moms boyfriend when I was 5 or 6. It took me a very long time to realize what had happened. I still have never told another person.
I was lucky compared to many people, he barely touched me, but still it weighs on me.

>>1650459
I deleted the post because I don't know if he would want to to post this. He passed away in 2009 in his thirties. He was involved in a car crash a became quadriplegic in his twenties. And of course he was molested when he was younger. His life was shit from beginning to end, yet he was still a very kind person and we still mourn him to this day.

>>1650466
He's writhing in agony in cripple hell.

>>1650472
Rude.

>>1648760
always makes my blood boil when the video of the murder is posted somewhere and I see people replying with "yeah let that pig squeal." or, "do you smell bacon?"

>>1645049
f

>>1645049
F

>>1648550
>>1648561


>>1649589

>>1645049
Absolute cancer: the dog, its "fans", and the shitting up of an actual good song.

>>1645049
F

My grandma died to this song at the same time as my cousin was born.

>>1650498
fggt

>>1650498
Cancer or not, I think you fail to realize how much happiness that dog brought to people.

Hundreds.
Thousands.
Millions.

Happy.

Pay respect to the doggo.

F

>>1650094
It was

>>1645049
F

>>1650433
Ive seen it once, dont have the bravery to watch it again.

>>1650514

>>1649161

>>1645049
The Webm that broke the thread.

>>1645040
F

>>1650433
Wtf is the story behind this? How did she die?

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
Sleep tight.

>>1645049
sleep well doggo :'(

F

>>1650433
carbon monoxide poisoning? Sh has to have been dead for a few hours or have died by blunt force because there appears to be alvor mortis or severe bruising on her lower back.

>>1649587
This made me cry heaps

>>1650871
I believe she has died over night from cancer or something like that. And the "bruising" is not bruising but pooling of blood known as livor mortis.

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>>1649583
same my dude
it hurts and he wasn't even my dog
I actually think about my dog while listening to this
;_; goodnight sweet puppers

>>1645049
>F

>>1645049
F

>>1645274
>I was wrong
>But no wait I'm still right!

You are the most retarded kind of faggot

>>1650820
>>1650433
I think the story is that she was guaranteed to die of cancer that night and she wanted to spend her last night sleeping in the same bed as her parents instead of a hospital bed, of course that meant that the father would wake and find his own daughter dead.

>>1645040
LMAO
i do that with whatever object im holding when i get the impulse to glide around the house and pretend im the doom guy

>>1645049
F

>>1646059
>>1646053
comfy/10

>>1645049
>
F

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>>1645040
He dindu nuffing wrong.

>>1645049
FUCK GABE

>>1645222
FUCK GABE

>>1645294
FUCK GABE

>>1645295
FUCK GABE

>>1645309
FUCK GABE

>>1645411
FUCK GABE

>>1645704
FUCK GABE

>>1645962
FUCK GABE

>>1646437
FUCK GABE

>>1646446
FUCK GABE

>>1646488
FUCK GABE

>>1646573
FUCK GABE

>>1646900
FUCK GABE

>>1646921
FUCK GABE

>>1646932
FUCK GABE

>>1646936
FUCK GABE

>>1646980
FUCK GABE

>>1646984
FUCK GABE

>>1647236
FUCK GABE

>>1647326
FUCK GABE

>>1647423
FUCK GABE

>>1647486
FUCK GABE

>>1647498
FUCK GABE

>>1647546
FUCK GABE

>>1647643
FUCK GABE

>>1647649
FUCK GABE

>>1648220
FUCK GABE

>>1650241
it just happens naturally, you feel like you owe a person that much, and then you start doing all that, and in someway it's also selfish, putting others infront of yourself.

>>1648237
FUCK GABE

>>1648271
FUCK GABE

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Not really the saddest ever but still gives chill

>>1648403
FUCK GABE

>>1648463
FUCK GABE

>>1646603
I have your life too. No dog cause we rent, though.
Anyway, I was severely bullied growing up, and coupled with two broken homes I eventually became numb to right and wrong. I may have a happy normal life as far as my wife and peers know, but I am also a rapist, murderer, thief and deserter. I'm pretty sure I am a shitty person, simply cause the motivation for anything remotely good I've done has been "appear nice, so they won't possibly think I've done wrong". Only convicted once, but I said I was on vacation, and nobody knows. I don't, and never will, know happiness, because I depend on being numb to cope with all the shit I've done.
So there. No mystery, just an asshole posing as a man.

>>1648505
FUCK GABE

>>1648526
FUCK GABE

>>1648537
FUCK GABE

>>1645049
f
bye dog

>>1645040
I like that the dog is watching to door. Dogs are so nice.

>>1647319
Our teacher gave us a task last year of HS. We got a sheet with the name of every classmate, all 29, then told to write each something nice. Teacher said she'd sort them and to not bother with any mean comments as she'd leave them out.
Anonymous, of course. Day after, each get envelope. "Open them", teacher says and plays some music.
I get 16 notes. Slightly worried, cause 12 taken out.
I read them, 14 say "Long", "Tall" or "Can reach stuff on shelves".
1 say "Kind eyes". Mute girls' handwriting.
1 say "Die alone cunt". Favourite phrase of my best friend incidentally, but he in another class.
Look over to mute girl, she looks apologetic, realize it's cause I was in tears. Drop notes on floor, pocket hers. Leave awkwardly, teacher bitching about attendance.

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>>1650433

>>1645993
>Why cant we all be friends the webm

>>1649587
I cried but only because I'm tired and it was sadder than I expected.

>>1648548
FUCK GABE

>>1648871
FUCK GABE

>>1648967
FUCK GABE

>>1649046
FUCK GABE

>>1649065
FUCK GABE

>>1649156
FUCK GABE

>>1649229
FUCK GABE

>>1649250
FUCK GABE

>>1645993
>do away with national barriers

sounds good, mr. (((chaplin)))

>>1649276
FUCK GABE

>>1649277
FUCK GABE

>>1649331
FUCK GABE

>>1649370
FUCK GABE

>>1650374
>press "f" to pay respect.

an yes. rip

>>1645049
F

>>1649441
FUCK GABE

>>1649549
FUCK GABE

>>1651274
>>1651276
>>1651277
>>1651279
>>1651281
>>1651282
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>>1651288
>>1651289
>>1651292
>>1651293
back in the day, mods would ban your kind.

>>1651150
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>>1651306
>>1651310

>I'm Mr. edgyandnew, look at me!

You could have done something like this you know?, instead of being a spamming fggt

>>1649595
FUCK GABE

>>1651316
go back to /b/ attention whore

>>1649611
FUCK GABE

>>1649668
FUCK GABE

>>1649697
FUCK GABE

>>1649715
FUCK GABE

>>1649754
FUCK GABE

>>1649758
FUCK GABE

>>1650024
FUCK GABE

>>1650068
FUCK GABE

>>1650082
FUCK GABE

>>1650092
FUCK GABE

>>1650126
FUCK GABE

>>1650157
FUCK GABE

>>1650178
FUCK GABE

>>1650201
FUCK GABE

>>1650208
FUCK GABE

>>1650226
FUCK GABE

>>1650247
FUCK GABE

>>1650253
FUCK GABE

>>1650254
FUCK GABE

>>1650276
FUCK GABE

>>1650281
FUCK GABE

>>1650324
Because you're a faggot.

FUCK GABE

>>1650329
FUCK GABE

>>1650331
FUCK GABE

>>1650371
FUCK GABE

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>>1650116
>>1650117

>>1650400
FUCK GABE

>>1650427
FUCK GABE

>>1650435
FUCK GABE

>>1650442
FUCK GABE THE DOG

>>1650460
FUCK GABE

>>1650478
FUCK GABE

>>1650483
FUCK GABE

>>1650503
FUCK GABE

>>1650513
FUCK GABE

>>1650514
FUCK GABE

>>1650628
FUCK GABE

>>1645040
he goes singing the glorious EM1 song, while holding a water gun, just to wake up his son. then he will ask what sing is that , and the father answers that comes from one of the greatest videogames ever made - shows the old dos box and puts doom. and there my friends is how a strong bond is done. sad, yes its sad, because i wanted to be that kid, but i remember i can be that father to my sons, or that uncle to my nephews.

>>1650847
FUCK GABE

>>1650862
FUCK GABE

>>1650866
FUCK GABE

>>1650954
FUCK GABE

>>1650967
FUCK GABE

>>1651057
FUCK GABE

>>1651104
FUCK GABE

>>1651120
FUCK GABE

>>1651229
FUCK GABE

>>1651299
FUCK GABE

>>1651311
CAN'T SPELL GARBAGE WITHOUT GABE

>>1651314
EQUALITY, FREINDO

MUST PAY DISRESPECTS EQUAL TIMES

FUCK GABE

>>1651317
FUCK YOU

FUCK GABE

>>1645056
Pretty sure even at terminal velocity, a bird wouldn't die from a fall

>>1645274
I bet you were raised by your mom and never had a faster. So you don't know what a normal father acts like

>>1645049
F

>>1645049
F