Souls. I need souls. You cursed fool.
>>1639428
got the To Be Continued version ?
This was in the vidya thread.
>>1639583
Oh god no...
>>1639583
The visual definition of bad luck.
>>1639745
I honestly thought the Stray Demon was taking a smoke break at first. I am disappointed.
>>1639737
Stop posting this shitty webm
>>1639600
After DS 3 the kid should be a dark spirit and the doggos should be a mix of phantoms, suns and blues.
>>1639771
I don't play Dark Souls. Why did this obvious cloaking spell fail?
>>1640247
Is only for PVE, not for PVP. Check "Chameleon" spell for comparison.
Or the game.
>>1639583
>Shit, man, 2 pursuers
>Well goddamn, It'll be a hard fight, but I can-
>O H S H I T
>>1640463
This seems like it would be such a fun run.
>>1641064
>"Getting better..."
>>1640459
I have 500+ hours in DS3 and I have never seen that attack
>>1639583
>circle right and still beat all of them
>>1641196
>>1639431
this is the first dark souls related thing I've ever seen
>>1640468
Is there a link to the origin from which this webm was created?
>>1639737
Love this, never gets old
>>1643271
Gmod Idiot Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kr7KDCsIws&t
>>1639771
DURATION DECREASED
FP COST INCREASED
STAMINA COST INCREASED
>>1639583
Is this a glitch or does that usually happen?
>>1643795
looks like CE shenanigans
>>1644277
Looks like cheats to me.
>>1640454
>raaarghglglgl!
>flails wildly
This is why I never completed dark souls 3.
Seriously it's just obnoxious after a while.
>>1644227
Quick fingers.
>>1644257
I kind of like watching other people play the Souls games. Because after a while, they tend to consist of "yeah, yeah, don't know why I expected anything else."
>>1639752
death is Nagash and Nagash is death
>>1639583
Source on this one? I want to do this.
>>1639445
The fucking drake sword sells it, even if it makes no sense at >SL100
>>1639737
You'd think I'd be tired of this one by now but that fucking bird at the end man.
Every time.
>>1644394
you dont say, dipshit
>>1640463
song?
>>1639690
anyone know the song?
>>1639435
>milkring
He deserves to get owned.
>>1645987
>linking the flame
>>1646004
>What is Dark Souls 3
>>1645987
>tfw you see of your favorite npc delve headlong into danger in the name of honor, only to be rescued again.
>tfw you see the once proud knight, now without purpose, put on a brave smile for the sake of a friend.
>tfw you have find him hollowed and maddened after losing his last chance at personal redemption.
>tfw you realize you killed the only friend you had.
Feels Fucking Bad Man...
made a few for /v/ recently
>>1641070
What the fuck they roll? Have i been lied to this entire time?
>>1640468
>that fable music.
>>1639751
He was though- did you not see him just smoke that fag?
>>1644414
What? These are literally the only guys who actually do shit like that.
>>1645639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTx3G6h2xyA
Here you go.
>>1646401
Thanks, anon
>>1644414
Yeah, THAT's why you gave up. Sure.
>>1644246
dks2 was such a pile of shit for this exact reason. fucking unplayable in pvp.
>>1646032
blues are so fucking cancerous
>>1645591
Get Ya Hands Up (TheFunkyFr34K Mash-Up)
>>1646482
It actually has the best PvP out of the bunch, shame the PvP in all games is shit.
DaS2's biggest problems are how generally boring most of the designs and levels are, and how floaty it all feels because it has bad animations.
>>1646050
I like how good dragon fights are always DLC.
>>1641067
>Boss tribute killed by boss specific weapon
Kek. That's goofy as hell.
>>1644414
>Never experienced the madness that is farming covenant items from silver knights.
You quit because of a low-level mob?
>>1646579
Are you saying you quit because of silver knights?
>>1645612
>leaping through the ranged attack
Rad
> pro Anon with beast claws
Most players poke and run this boss. Nice.
>>1645612
>that dodge
Fuck!
>>1646583
Just saying that farming silver knights with a 3.33% drop rate at best, is far more frustrating than a suicide mob.
>>1646651
Somehow I always assumed everyone was gonna do Cleric as the first boss.
>>1646672
Most people usually do, but it's just because he's on the most obvious path and they bump into him. He's totally optional. Father Gascoigne is the first one who blocks the way forward. If you fight the Blood Starved Beast, you can beat the whole game without ever having to fight the Cleric Beast at all (and vice versa). Or you can come back to him later in the game and fight him at nighttime
>>1646679
I'm aware he's optional, over half of BB's bosses are if I'm not mistaken.
I think the ones you need to do are Gascoigne, Amelia, Three Stooges, Rom, One Reborn, Micolash, Wet Nurse and technically you can already get your credits, right?
>>1646685
Assuming you don't glitch, obviously.
>>1644417
Or a macro
>>1646605
Orphan is arguably the best boss in the series because it's designed to mess with everything you've learned in the game. It's attacks have really odd timing so that staggering it can be difficult. It swings at you from odd angles to you have to shift your dodge pattern.
I couldn't hack it, ended up summoning help.
>>1646743
One piece of advice I remember from /bbg/ is that you have to dodge FORWARDS into him.
>>1646759
That generally works, though some of his attacks track really well.
Also, if you get the timing down he can be parried during his first stage, and both Oedon Write and Blood Rapture runes are double effective against him (ie Blood Rapture will always heal you to full off a Visceral, Oedon Writhe will give extra bullets etc.)
Once he transforms though it gets brutal.
>>1646759
>>1646762
>you have to dodge FORWARDS into him.
that's horrible advice for Orphan, and probably the main reason why I died to him so many times the first time I faced him (which was NG+ still on my first character).
You need to dodge sideways and backwards from him, only forwards if he is attacking with a long range yoyo attack (and even then it's gotta be one with a wide arc). He tires himself out after his long strings of attacks, and that's when you should be hitting him. There's no need to dodge forward into his range if you can't safely counterattack him anyway. Just wait til he runs out of stamina and smack him as he slowly turns to you. He'll probably flinch for another swing or two, then he'll immediately counterattack you
>>1644277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNoaRcxDBIg
>>1646787
Whilst we're on the subject. Any advise on how to deal with Maria?
The hitboxes on her second form are fucking disgusting.
>>1646967
Parry and combo, otherwise dodge sideways or towards her.
She can easily be staggered and parrying her is also very easy.
Not that guy but really, there's not too much to it.
>>1646967
Get gud.
Honestly though, just stick to her like glue. Dodge left, try to parry when you can. It's a fast paced fight, you'll both be jumping around a lot.
>>1639445
I like this version
>>1646989
delet this
>>1646989
Cinematic as fuq.
But seriously though, some would consider this spoiler material.
>>1647670
I think since there's no health bar and thus no name it's mostly safe to post. Besides, he's not even the real final twist.
>>1646679
Even by Souls series' standards, that boss is intimidating.
>>1647770
I think it has something to do with it's weird, loping movement. The fucker just shambles towards you. Then all of the sudden it's in the air.
I can't help but think that it's a callback to the Capra Demon too, the way it hops onto the bride with no warning.
>>1646228
>>1647771
And it's random screaming. Those fucking screams. I wish I could have one as a guard dog. :(
>>1640463
toppest kek.
>>1645612
>that bloody "scythe" is actually its placenta
What a weird boss
>>1646545
>Kalamit
>Sinh
>Midir
I agree
>>1639737
That fucking bird man
Forest bump
>>1645987
Why did they have to cut so much oscar
It's actually infuriating to think that DS1 could have been pure videogame Kino if not for the push for release from namco.
Well, this got me hyped up again, time to play some Bloodborne.
Does anyone have the webm with the play where a king character is screaming?
>>1649852
you mean the father ariandel scene?
>>1649859
It usually goes by the filename of gwyn, lord of cinder.webm
>>1646482
This is just a connection issue, happens in all souls and other games.
>>1644277
guy deserves it for trying to fuck over a pvp host anyway
>>1639428
>>1639622
>Not posting the superior version
>>1639737
For those who may need context, a man by the name of danny (forgot last name) is known to be the lead singer in a "band" called ninja sex party. He goes by danny sexbang there. He did a cover on take on me, and someone created an sfm with the audio.
At least, this was what i was told.
>>1654370
Too bad this is is the original audio from A-Ha's version, and not the version Dan Avidan did with TWRP. Also, that webm definitely existed before he did his cover.
>>1647670
It came out over two years ago and you're on 4chan. If you're watching Bloodborne webms it's your own damn fault desu.
>>1654370
>for those who need context
Do you have fuckin autism
>>1646998
>>1644246
heh...nothing personnel, kid
>>1647778
>>1646679
>>1654884
Jesus Christ...
I haven't played that DLC yet and it has even more crabs?! What is the deal with DS3 and giant fucking crabs man?!?!
Crab Souls 3
Anyone have the BB webm of the WHEEL guy going down a ladder and the hat clanging on the whole way down
>>1655831
Just attack it's weak spot for massive damage
Shitty play with me.
there was a vine of the cutscene when Siegward enters the boss battle for Yhorm, anyone manage to save that?
>>1641084
you liar ds3 isn't 500 hours long
>obscuring ring
>silver cat ring
>greatbow
doing shit like this is the most fun ive had while invading
>>1656352
Amen brother.
>>1655831
Another FUN fact.
The ringed city has TWO fucking swamps.
>>1656473
Aaaahhhh.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>1646032
>backstab, the game
Just did the Abyss Watchers. Got real lucky in the end.
>>1656402
Entertaining as fuck.
>>1646032
That blue is retarded.
Also you're playing DS1, expect people to BS you no matter what
Posting more OC
>>1657239
>>1657240
>>1657241
>>1657248
>>1646714
It was legit, it was on stream for like 3 hours. Plus you can hear each individual swap
>>1646998
What's the youtube video of this?
>>1657406
It's simply called: the ruse
>>1646989
How can I git gud enough to play without a HUD
I need a fucking HP bar man.
>>1641083
I lol'd
>>1657678
Just check your HP through the stats menu, it's 4 quick button presses and you can still move around as you navigate the menu. You should heal any time you suspect you might be under half HP, if you know you have 60% HP or less and can take the whole vial, or if you think the boss can one-shot you with your current HP (even if it's at 80%)
t. plasma TV owner
>>1656473
Only one of them is poisonous though.
And the other one is super short.
>>1647867
Pay2dragon is pretty funny when you think about it.
1 has Seath who is kind of not good but not exactly bad, same goes for gay pink dragon.
Ancient dragon in 2 is just godawful and the guardian dragon is too easy and a bit boring, but overall not bad or anything.
3 just has the wyvern gauntlet which barely is a boss, and King of the Storm who still mostly attacks by flying into your general direction and hoping Nameless will hit you.
>>1659895
The problem is that memazaki gave way to swamps which could've been replaced with something more interesting.
The ringed city is small enough as it is.
Also, did you know you could skip the entire dregheap swamp and get to the bonfire by landing on the root below the house near the edge?
>>1644414
sounds like a case of MAD CUZ BAD
>>1657678
Play with 10 vigor.
Everything one shots you, but Tears of Denial has a big yellow glow in your chest.
>>1646596
Wait you can backstab with the jump attack?
>>1660734
nope they just managed to deal enough damage to stagger him
>never beat DS1
>start playing it again because I want to beat all 3 of them
>get further than I ever had been before
>get stuck on Nito for a bit
>have a good, practical idea of how to beat him
>it fails
>next day at work look up a strategy video
>my fucking plan was the first thing they say to do
Anyone else have some good stories about when Fromsoft turned you into a moron?
>>1660734
>>1662426
You can backstab with the jump attack for the two-handed form of the beast's embrace claws.
Orphan of Kos can be made to *flinch* after taking a lot of damage, and that interrupts his attacks, but only parries and backstabs can actually stagger him so you can get a visceral attack on him
>>1646040
DaS3 PVP in a nutshell
>>1656771
That was a great fight
>>1664198
Nice
>>1655506
>>1641084
its just the standard jump it does. only difference is the player is up two flights of stairs at the peak of its normal jump.
you've likely seen it jump a billion times, but never were that high above it when it jumped.
>>1645683
There's nothing wrong with milkring, are you confusing it with bloodring?
>>1653997
You're retarded
>>1646482
DS2 had mechanically the best pvp. the problem was with soul memory fucking up matchmaking
>>1646078
Man, it fits really well too.
>>1664498
No, the retarded person is the guy invading a 1v1 pvp world, seeing what the world is, and immediately trying to kill the host to ruin everyone's good time. Fuck off faggot.
>>1664593
You seem to not know much about the game
1. You have no choice on whom you invade
2. You can host fightclubs unembered
3. You can't be invaded unembered
4. Those phantoms were summoned by red sign and therefore had ember status. The invader did not.
5. You are more likely to invade people with phantoms in their world.
If with this information you can't tell why the host was the asshole, you're simply brain damaged. By the way, the dude was also retarded. He should have tries to befriend the host and THEN hornetstab him.
Finally, the host literally cheated, you retard. Cheating is never excusable, no matter what scummy shit the other dude did. Barring cheating himself, of course.
>>1664601
As an avid Souls player, I know just about everything there is to know about the game. Knowing all of that, I still don't give a fuck that the host was cheating because he wasn't participating in any of the combat himself, he was simply watching the duels. Also by looking at the webm you can clearly see that the invader is embered (the symbol in the top right with his rosaria's fingers covenant is embered) meaning he was summoned to participate as well. Seeing that he was summoned into such a world, he intentionally went after the host and tried to sucker punch a victory out of him instead of just leaving a world that he didn't want to participate in, he deserved it.
>>1654370
The real question is, does bruno mars is gay?, i need to know
>>1664608
Well aren't I a little retard then. Didn't notice the ember effect. Cheating is still inexcusable though
>>1649399
How the fuck is he taking all those hits and not dying?
Gherman always two or three shot me
>>1666749
~1600 hp and lots of rally from the axe; probably had like 50 hp left at the end
>>1643943
Dude probably got invaded at some point by a hacker who changed the memory of his game world leaving him with multiple pursuers as a boss instead of the standard
>>1656402
You either die a hollow or live long enough to see yourself become the anor londo butress snipers
>>1667296
Very good! Very good indeed!
>>1645987
I converted the whole thing just now
my webm's keep getting strange borders or weird aspect ratios, any idea what's up with that?
>>1655831
There's literally 5 crabs in the entire game including the DLC's, what's the big deal? They're not even hard if you're not trying to run away.
>>1656771
Such a great boss, if only they had given them 30-50% more health.
>>1646040
I'm surprised nobody pointed down
>>1667803
I think there's about 5 of them at Smouldering Lake alone.
>>1667837
Oh shit, I forgot about the Smouldering lake. I recall there being 3 or 4. Still I don't see it as a big of a deal
>>1667296
Holy fuck, is there a soundless one of this?
>>1640247
If he stood completely still waiting to make an ambush it might have worked but the idiot did it in front of the host while being locked on.
>>1656050
>>1645612
Out fucking skilled
My first time making webms with sound, any tips?
>>1667780
You're probably using a garbage training wheels program.
>>1664464
So after the webm end it just lands back on the ground without attacking the player?
>>1639428
ZOINKS
>>1654370
wrong
that's a-ha's audio
this webm is also a parody on marlon webb's band of the bold, which spawned this meme
>>1668130
>host gets blindsided by accident
kek
>>1645612
You know this webm highlight my most hated thing about these games. The overly loud fucking screaming that drowns out everything else.
I'm not sitting there going "oh man that's so spooky!" I'm sitting there going "Holy shit that's annoying as fuck"
>>1655831
I remember some crab-like creature appearing in dark souls 1 if someone lost a lot of souls and/or humanity and died again without recovering it.
Could be related to that.
>>1668755
>You're already dead
>>1669167
Of course he's screaming. He just realised he's now an orphan.
>>1667295
>Using the fucking breakdance sword
>Ever
Oh boy I sure love mashing L2 xDxDxDxDxDxD
>>1670788
Are there any weapons with a cool moveset that don't have automatic stigma on them?
>>1668171
> typical brazilian
I agree
>>1656402
PTSD
>>1672466
No.
>>1646040
>DS1
"The invader is here to fuck you up and ruin your run. Get ready for a fight."
>DS3
"Lol here's some free souls."
>>1669876
Vagrants, in 1100 hours of playing I only saw 2.
>>1669167
He's crying. He's still a baby and has just born
>>1673265
That's why I did this >>1656402
Sometimes I waited for 15-20 minutes before they went on that bridge. Lots of times I used gorilla warfare tactics like hitting a phantom once from afar and then re-positioning. Taking out phantoms who split from the group trying to find me etc. Carthus has great loops for getting away too and obscuring ring had a longer range at launch. Instead of getting ganked my goal was to be most annoying dickhead ever and waste maximum amount of their time, even if I got killed in the end. When the host was alone I usually went and honarbru dueled them tho.
The weird square in the right corner is just hiding the streamers chat. The glitch is legit
>>1655506
Someone had this idea so i made this
>>1668032
yeah man, they're all soundless you just gotta slide the volume bar to 0
take my picture as example
>>1664608
>As an avid Souls player, I know just about everything there is to know about the game.
you care way too much
>>1674780
i think he was asking for a version to post on /vg/ or something.
>>1675497
I forgot /wsg/ has a 4MB upload limit. Here's a slight better version
>>1675569
>>1675577
>>1662596
what was your plan?
This one's pretty good
>>1646228
kek
>>1640463
lmao
>>1639430
Speedrunners take note
>>1668110
How is the stake driver and cannon combo?
>>1668163
Might wanna get that checked out.
>>1675981
>>1676011
>>1657239
>>1667290
What does this have to do with earthworm jim? are those little wormies on his frame?
>>1676126
its the music, its from earth worm jim. and yes those are worms.
>>1676145
I know it's the earthworm jim tune. I couldn't tell what was going on though
>>1676126
There's a creature in DSIII where if it attacks you, it adds parasitic worms to your character that slowly drain your health nonstop.
>>1676151
Anyway to remove them? I'm surprised there's no splash damage from the firebombs to burn them off.
>>1676304
You have to equip a torch to remove them
>>1676304
1. Equip torch
2. Arm torch (champion of ash holding it in hand)
3. Maggot grubs fuck right off
A fire weapon or pyromancy won't do. It HAS to be the torch, active in your hand.
>>1646858
such fun...
>>1668763
Is this like a level 200 build in a level 50 area?
>>1677509
Fully charged R2 thrust with Leo ring probably.
>>1675960
It works... sometimes...
To be honest you will be better off with something else but it is so much fun to explode stuff with a punch. Every weapon in Bloodborne is viable with the right build and gems.
>>1667818
>great boss
>can be r1 staggered, parried, backstabbed, and pancake chained not to mention the first phase literally kills the boss for you
I was dissappointed desu
>>1664484
>wasting a ringslot for an aesthetic effect and 2 dex
I mean...
>>1674485
you don't get the souls at "kill" tho
>>1668085
is this real?
like does this actually happen in the game when you wear that hat?
>>1678573
The character does the animation of hitting his head on the ladder, but the sound is edited
>>1675924
lol what?
>>1678956
I'd play that
>>1664608
>Also by looking at the webm you can clearly see that the invader is embered (the symbol in the top right with his rosaria's fingers covenant is embered) meaning he was summoned to participate as well
I don't see how being embered means that considering he didn't appear right in the middle of the arena where he would have had to place the sign for the host to see it. It looks like he normally invaded to me.
>>1679545
You can in debug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcUx46lfTRU
http://www.nexusmods.com/darksouls/mods/837/?
>>1674709
TARKUS TARKUS TARKUS
>>1655506
>triggered amelia.webm
>>1679843
dingus, you don't spawn right where you put your sign down.
play the game before you talk about it