SFW Rekt Thread

>>1631786
He did his best to salvage it.

>>1631795
>china quality

>>1631775
>No, no, no! You gotta hit him in his weak point! See?

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>>1631795
>filename

>>1631788
this one always gets me

>>1631786
Oh my fucking god, I laughed so hard at this. Nearly 5am and I should be quiet. Just...the way he tries to salvage it makes it so funny. Good effort.

>>1631822
"so long gay bowser!"

>>1631783
amazing

>>1631829
>weak point
>point
>implying yours is bigger

>>1631810
disgusting and shameful

>>1631916
I get a strange satisfaction to seeing rich dickheads getting their shit wrecked, not checking your blind spot when changing lanes is a pretty dickhead move for reasons demonstrated in this video.

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RIP Syria

>>1631845
>whenpigsfly.webm

>>1631941
Holy shit, i'm amazed she can just walk away from that.

>>1631947
how didn't this hurt like shit?

>>1631799
Love how casual Mike from RLM is in this.

>>1631954
Man, that twist, did he break his neck?

>>1631898
The birth of a battered housewife.

>>1631954
Guess who has reserved parking for life now!

>>1631778
Did he diet?

>>1631922
Oh no, the situation got resolved without someone getting shot to death, what a travesty!

>>1631948
i did it with my beard at work damn near the same drill , didnt hurt a bit

>>1632006
Only because the black guy was merciful this time, also some of the officers are in therapy now and costing the tax payer a shitlord more than before, it's an overall victory for non-whites.

>>1631788
Haiti gonna hait.

>>1632011
>has no beard
>dubs
kys

>>1632013
So? Fuck white people

>>1632006
>the criminal gets to live
>100% chance he does crime again

>>1631849
>canadian sport
>most brutal on the planet
fuckin' A

>>1631963
Don't bite the hand that feeds ya.

>>1631907
>AWW FUCK I GOTTA GO GET ANOTHA ONE NOW

>>1632053
Shot did anyone die.

>>1631812
oh herro

>>1631825
wtf

>>1631362
Always wondered what this little faggot was doing.

>>1631851
asian bike race

>>1632063
no one died amazingly

>>1632072
Three Miles North of Molkom

>>1631818
Jesus christ, what a bitch.

>>1631898
That famous turk sense of humor.

>>1631792
>stole a bike
>punched another nigglet
Dude, these nig nogs are getting smarter every day

>>1631912
Ugh. Goddamn it, you can put on a uniform, but that doesn't mean you can shoot.

>>1631806
Ness has not aged well

>>1631364

> Bro, doesn't look like you broke your neck yet. Let me help.

>>1632078

did anyone die normally?

>>1631810
Do they not have tasers? Pepper spray? A bigger stick? What the fuck are these guys supposed to do against a drugged up Mexican? Hurt his feelings?

>>1632222
They probably already tried that, doesn't always work.

who thought it was a good idea *not* to pu a wall behind that??
They need to be removed from the genepool

>>1632252
Ah yes, the age where you can't do shit about a guy just a few years older.

>>1632251
*Ryan smashes through the goddamn ceiling*
Billy: Hey Ryan!
Ryan: Hey Billy!
Billy: [Did] That hurt?

What the fuck do you thing billy? You fucking douchebag.

>>1631948
It rips it all at once, try pulling an arm hair out slowly and quickly.

>>1632269
Billy:Hey Ron.
Ron:Hey Billy. Well that hurt.
Stop being such a faggot.

>>1632254
Eh, the black kid wasn't exactly huge. The white kid just couldn't fight for shit.

>>1631795

>>1632278
He was big enough not to have to give a shit, even if the kid knew how to fight he probably wouldn't stand a chance save from punching him in the balls.

>>1632273
What the fuck was that? A unicycle that exploded?

>>1632249
I kind of want to hear more of the autistic screeching

>>1631799
why would he start running immediately?

>>1631852

Wow. That really is George Carlin.

>>1631852
dude what the fuck is wrong with you. i was in a good mood you prick.
>>>/gif/rekt
fucking hell man.

>>1632006
>the criminal dictates how the arrest goes down
>this is considered good policing in Bongistan

>>1631834
Doesn't matter how gay it looks. A wins a win

>>1631947

Surprised the drill didn't take some scalp with it.

>>1632034
nice dude you owned him *high fives anon*

>>1632267
>.

Why? Just Cause.

>>1631948
definitely did, you can tell by the look on her face

>>1632218
top

>>1631778
wasted

>>1631799
love how the dude is eyeballing him like a hawk 'cause he knows without a doubt that filthy monkey is gonna try to do a crime

>>1631858
gonna need a chiropractor

>>1632251
always wanted to know the story here, was he MGS'ing it? is this a skit from some show? was he repairing something in the attic?

>>1631806
context?

>>1631364
>yeah bro imma just break that for you
Got the video link?

>>1631941
How did that happen?

>>1632394
There isn't much story to it, just some dude falling through the ceiling. Full vid is better tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMSSHK4oNw

>>1631806
I like this guy. only punched once, saw it was enough and restrained himself.

>>1632319
>blacks
>rational thought
you may only choose one

>>1631936
this is whole years of rekt threads put together

>>1631783
Only a drunk could do something so magical.

>>1631786
That was a perfectly executed break.

>>1632306
One of those segways minus the handlebars. They're all chinkshit, so the batteries have a tendency to explode.

>>1632290

did he life? don't remember

>>1631822
I can't tell if these monkeys are dancing or fighting anymore.

>>1631882
It's okay, I'm still driving some of the car.

>>1631368
Is that Patrick Stewart? Really should've had him say something to Patrick. ....

>>1632273
The doc sure loves making things into time machines.

>>1632445
someone in another thread said he did, got no source on that though

>>1631853
God damnit I've been pissing myself at this for 10 minutes

>>1631936
i really thought it was a video game at first for some reason

imagine pilot saying
"if you want something done right, you got to do it yourself"

>>1632282
No, if that smaller kid knew how to actually throw a kick or a punch he'd do some damage.

>>1631831

A day without men.

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>>1631810
>>1631922
>>1632222
Merifats always laugh at this but the guy was restrained and nobody died. The British Police are far more effective at doing their job than any force in the US.

>>1631903
*God* is that satisfying

>>1632276
>slowly
>and quickly
senpai r u ok

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>>1631803
At first I thought he was gonna get the sit up his ass.

>>1632606
>continues to walk on street

seriously bitch?

>>1632173
doesn't even mean you can kneel down apparantly

>>1631845
When you think about it, it is pretty weird that we got people in blue uniforms whose job is to chase other people so they can lock them up in a cell.

At least I find it weird.

>>1632242
Poor lad

>>1631925
keked hard

>>1632257
what was he trying to accomplish?

>>1632332
DIABLE JAMBE

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>>1631819
>>1631907
>>1632247
>>1632273
I kek'd

>>1631818
my god how arousing

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captcha: niggers only

>>1631786
Heitä homoboltti :DDD

>>1631806
Arnold Schwarze-nigger

>>1632631
Imagine, all the flesh that is eaten. The teeth tearing into it, the tongue tasting it's savour, and the hunger for that taste.

>>1632222
Most drugs make you into a pain proof tank, which is obviously bad since you could easily bleed to death that way, or have something stuck inside of you and not notice, or both, or all of those things, and then you die.

Caffeine though? It increases pain sensitivity, which is, ironically a good thing.

I mean, if you can't feel any pain at all, how do you know you're alive?

No pain, no gain, no life.

Masochists can fuck off.

>>1631812
Story?

The fuck was she trying to do?

>>1632597
>nobody died
how's that a good thing?

>>1632445
>>1632538
You are inadequate
https://www.rt.com/viral/340505-lightning-strikes-video-panman/

>>1631936
and those idiots still fight about it. where is that damned meteor that ends all human life?

>>1632597
Compare population sizes you dink

>>1632670
There is no refuge in the forces of nature. The fire especially especially does not save. The fire only destroys.
And though it may purify, it takes and takes and takes.

>>1632679
It can take this entire fucked up planet of idiots. I wouldn't mind.

>>1632597
If there was anybody else on that street the perp could have easily done some serious harm to them before the police could intervene.

>>1632653
>feeling pain is good
>masochists can fuck off
wat

>>1631839
>>1632021
He injured himself at lunch.

>>1632541
"wellp i fucked up killing myself, now what"

>>1632053
Damn. Break failure?

>>1632047
>fuckin' eh

>>1631806
so, whom was the cameraman filming?

>>1632407
The mixtape dropped.

>>1632596
this is a lot better with sound where you could hear the snap and scream

>>1631858
he died of eternal bleeding

>>1632586
I see all those people invested in a luck build.

>>1632626
Bitch, why don't YOU go out and nearly get hit by a car. See how fuckin sympathetic you are to the person who nearly killed your faggy bitch ass.

>>1632573
>>1632278
>>1632254
>>1632252
Considering how his loser friends are also watching and one of them is upset that the anime moves didn't work, I think that there was more to it than just a fight.
Maybe their classmates insulted anime or some shit

>>1632242
DELET THIS
УДAЛИTЬ ЭTO

>>1632691
Hopefully enough nukes are dropped to wipe out humanity.

>>1631912
came her to laugh got triggered thanks

>>1632674
Wtf that have to do with it?

>>1632218
Tip top

>>1632604
How fucking stupid are you?

>>1631869
>down up

>>1631903
>take his door off
>TAKE HIS DOOR OFF
>YES

>>1632242
>save up your rubles for weeks to afford capitalist fizzy drink
>so excited you try a sip before you get home
>drop it
>ruin your coat and drink
>whole scene gets caught on dashcam because everywhere is dashcam on Russia
Such is life.

>>1631912
gave her a bindi lol

>>1631830
I wanted to see that hair slam

>>1632657
why do you think the police are supposed to be some kind of paramilitary force?

>>1631916
>allowed to overtake on the inside
Well I suppose it has a particular Darwin-was-right effect

>>1631806
Dude even asked if he was alright after

>>1631863
Well the driver is still fucking dead.

>>1631893
>they keep drumming

>>1632747
The only reason that car crashed was because she was walking in the damn street, if she did get hit it was 100% her fault

>>1631845
is that the helo pilot that got him?

>>1632627
"Oh dayum"
*Turns into James Brown*

>>1632633
and no one gave a fuck about that weaboo

>>1632242
I didn't need to see this
Nothing about this felt good

>>1632597
And now your tax dollars pay for a home for him until he gets out and potentially kills some innocent bystander- yes, good job man you did the do.

>>1632629
>oh
>HE NEED SUM MILK

>>1632650
All those webms and here I lose to this response instead...

>>1632654
>The fuck was she trying to do?
Uh I don't know. Kill herself ?

>>1631818
That awkward moment when female football is more aggressive than man

>>1632747
>Bitch, why don't YOU go out and nearly get hit by a car.
Maybe I haven't yet because I don't walk in the middle of a street like a potato gypsy, no?

>>1632006
>>1632597
Bruh, usually I'd take a point where I defend the British; but not equipping their police force with firearms is one of the most stupid mistakes they've made in recent times.
It just takes one criminal who does somehow manage to - illegally - get their hands on a gun.
It's mind-boggling, really.

>>1631806
Sounds Swedish, possibly Norwegian

>>1632298
What the fuck ? And why was he / she recording ?

>>1632871
It's norwegian.

>>1632315
Now that's fuckin' funny

>>1632561
You've been pissing for 10 minutes? What are you, a horse?

>>1631803
Kid must really miss walking.

>>1632541
Waaaat the fuuuuuck

>>1632586
How the fuck

>>1631858
>life-sized hot wheels track
He had to know what was coming.

>>1632799
That is the driver dumb dumb.

>>1632218
> genuinely fucking clever. top

>>1631818
female Winnie Jones?

>>1632735
kek

>>1632799
that dude was the driver, you can see him leaning away from the driver's side of the car
lucky bastard

>>1632290
I'll turn my frying pan, into a dying pan!

>>1632263
Just when Nerf thought they had the "poke out your eye thing" licked.

>>1632338

You. I like you.

>>1632275
He better be screaming because he bit his tongue or something.
Screaming like a bitch.

>>1631936
Wow, fallout looks amazing.

>>1632263
My god, she was right the whole time, I could have put my eye out...

>>1632736

Get to it then.

>>1631880
Kek

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>>1631364

>>1632586
3 intelect
10 luck

>>1632414
Yep. He was ready if the guy kept fighting but kept level headed and calm.
A perfect bouncer/security guard.

>>1632053
Hey it's Binghamton! I'm not surprised

>>1632633
fucking cancer weeabo giving true virgin masters bad names

>>1631845
When the police officer in the white helmet tackles him, probably the only time I wanted to see a "AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA" edit.

>>1632597
Truth is there's a lot less crime here than there is in the US, look at how many officers where there, do you think the usual US city is gonna be able to spare that many officers for one offense?

>>1631910
My sides have transcended this dimension

>>1631852
>"Serves you right! You were always barging in and moaning!"

Despite that this is the American dub, that was still a pretty British response.

>>1632588
I half expected him to go for a reacharound.

>>1631885
Kind of fits with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSav51fVlKU

>>1632333
Looks like it might be a standard drill bit, usually meant for wood, drywall, and other soft things. Which means the edges are sharpened a bit to help it carve through whatever you are drilling into.
It probably cut through her hair like a razor rather than just pulling it out.

>>1632647
>gif
What is this, 2007?
>>1632958
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GENETIC FREAK REEEEEEEEEE

>>1631936
So bizarre to see a modern city reduced to rubble because of a war. Almost like the last third of Half-Life 2.

>>1632651
The human phenomenon is but the sum of densely coiled layers of illusion.

>>1631947
Hmmm... it's a video of a girl putting her mouth on a large phallic object. Why aren't there any sexually aggressive comments to that?
>0:05
Oh...

>>1631849
>that one guy getting smashed THROUGH the pane

>>1631818
what an absolute bitch

>>1632267
Boy, the Chernobyl nuclear disaster is smaller than I thought.

>>1631925
>that shitty console aim jerking

>>1632963
The birth of an internet misogynist.

>>1632963
Boy I know that feel. On a school trip we played "funny" games after dinner. A story was told and people were sent out of the room and subsequently led in. Each one coming in new saw some kind of routine, but they themselves got the punchline. In this case, a row of people gave kisses on the cheeks like the french do. The person who came in freshly, however, got a slap in the face. When it my turn to slap, the girl thought I wanted to kiss her and already recoiled. Then I "slapped" her by merely touching her cheek. Shameful display, but I was 13 or so at that time and she was ugly.

/wsg/

>>1632963
Brutal.

>>1632586
>CrazyTaxi.webm

>>1632633
Fucking kek, the guy in front just plugs his ears

>>1632247
Why?

>>1632857

Well that's true in EU at least

>>1631898

This is as depressing as the first time I saw it every time I see it

>>1632316

Oh, so that's how Carl lost his eye.

>>1632807
>>1632970
It's K-Pop you stupid faggots

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>>1631845

>>1631937
ahhh clemson

>>1633018
*tips fedora*

>>1632633
Call me a faggot, but I actually feel sorry for the little autist. Leg cramps fucking hurt, when you have nephrotic syndrome.

>>1631822
this was banned in fucking jamaica cause to many dudes broke their dicks.

>>1633155
fuck i was just about to post that verbatim

>>1632625
He's clearly a Canadian with a fake British accent.

>>1631907
Rich dummies dont even know how to use the toys they buy

>>1631931
Y'know I go on /r9k/ and with the flock go "why don't girls love me T_T" but when you look at an actual man like this guy, I legit don't blame em.

>>1631849
>canadian sport
>created in Europe
Canadians really enjoy just spewing bullshit huh?

>>1631910
too bad the father is dead now
rip

>>1632633
>Tom_scream.webm

>>1631882
Holy fuck, does anyone know what happened there?

>>1632875
That was the shelling of Donetsk

>>1632806
kek

>>1632647
>Oh noes!

G e t o u t .

>>1631871
did I just watch a man die?

>>1631787
Those ankles are real fuckin lucky

>>1631795
Fuckin hated that fight

>>1633109
finishing the job obviously

>>1632290
>dodged the lightning
fucking kek

>>1633421
usually has something to do with a cylinder either misfiring or throwing a pushrod, after that since these cars pull so much fuel in the cylinder fills completely with gas and then gets ignited which grenades the whole car usually

>>1633186
>>1631937
I just confirmed for Honor's College there. Is it as bad as the other campuses as far as crazy lefties?

>>1632594
Was this an exercise machine?