/r9k/ webms

>>1623085
Aww

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>>1623466
>Aww

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>>1623720

>all referencing shitty newfag memes from 2014+
frogposting was a mistake

>>1623723
>bitching about maymays and webms while posting nothing in return
Hey newfag.

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>>1623805

>>1623720
Lost hard at the scream at the end

>>1623893
i cant even get a begal sandwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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>>1624441
>can never get quads
fml

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>>1624445
>off by 1

>>1623080
wasn't this /fit/?

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>>1624445

>>1623833
Got the music source?

>>1623830
this scene always felt like way too sad

>>1623722
6 6 6 8 5 6 8 5 6

>>1624445
>>1624444

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>>1624644
>>1624457

>>1623080
I hope he died from the strain

>>1623083
I hope people like this die before they breed

>>1623988
pushing for the restriction of rights as always

normie media is the source of normie mindset

>>1623720
someone have only the last scream?

>>1623083
quality music choice from Black Hawk Down

>>1625254
>>1625257
Newfags like you really need to stop breeding and coming here.

>>1625351
I'll try and make an edit. No promises.

>>1623828
music? sounds familiar

>>1626219
FFXV

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>>1624441
>>1624445
So close.

>>1626219
It's a rendition of "Dearly Beloved" from Kingdom Hearts

>>1624535
Different anon here, the source is a flash game named "The Company of Myself". It's the main theme of the game.

The full song can be found here under the title "Jack": https://dvgmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-company-of-myself-soundtrack

>>1626286

>How not to deal talk to someone suffering from these kinds of issues.

That lady needs to sort themselves out.

>>1623842
I know this music from somewhere... I think it was in a porn game, without the seagull noises or the choir.

>>1626845
>tfw still haven't rescued my father yet

>>1626285

Song?

>>1623080
The only thing I ever liked about this sound bite is that you can hear (who I assume is) his mom in the back.

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>>1623083
Nothing short of amazing, in my opinion.

>>1623722
Today I learned that frogs actually do ree in real-life.

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>>1623818
Hits a little too close to home.

>>1623836
Oh yeah, I forgot about the lost episode of KotH where Hank was a domestic abuser.

>>1626985
That's from the boggle episode
Or are you making a terrible joke?

>>1623988
Oh, the cringe...

>>1626988
>Or are you making a terrible joke?
It worries me that this wasn't obvious to you.

>>1623985
oh man..

>>1626845
I relate with her, she's obviously been sitting on these emotions for years and now they're bubbling up all at once. She failed as a mother, her child isn't strong enough to live in the world, and her sadness at her failure is mixed with anger at her and the child and technology, and you can hear the exasperation in her inflections that she has spent so much time and resources on this person only to see him fail to get off the floor and become an active participant in life, and yet there is still an undertone of hope, if only a fool's hope, that maybe the child can still be saved.

>>1623985
:(

>>1626285
This hurts so much.

>>1626888
Check'd
What game was it anon?

>>1625067
source?

>>1623093
christ i always wondered what those little faggots sound like, now i know why aussies hate them

>>1629850
a werner herzog documentary

>>1624445
omg fucking feels bad

>>1623985
Retarded

>>1623080
i think i busted my headphones

>>1623985
these sort of videos are why you should never trust women

>>1623842
need sauce

>>1633442
>tfw gf is mexican

>>1626285
I can't even articulate now how hard that hits me.

>>1634061
Source?

>>1634074
file name man

>>1623988
Whew, this website the news lady is talking about seems pretty scary. Pictures of dead bodies? Anonymous posters? That sounds freaky...

>>1633442
i believe him

>>1634061
Mu autismeter went out of scale...fucking japan

>>1634061
>watching dub

>>1626966

Never too late my son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOEbj9vM0NA

>>1635723
believe what? you can understand what's going on?

>>1636176
illegal alien is forced to have sex with land whale or else he gets deported

>>1623093
Wtf is that a faggot koala or something?

>>1623722
fucking stereotypes...

>>1623720
have to hand it to him aint bad

>>1623985
FAKE NEWS

>>1634061
>Young Austrian artist in Venice, Italy 1920

>>1623985
See her alot, whats the story? Didnt she die?

>>1623085
it's a guy doing a female voice

>>1626285
Goddamn dude...

>>1626997
stop trying to look like smart

>>1634061
i hope he rapes her later

>>1635862
George Costanza's was so much more deeper than even the show's writers realized. If a movie had been made about the more sincere and human traits of this character, he could've been the next Forrest Gump, or the Bizarro Gump at least.

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>>1623103

>>1623849
Replace "panic" with orbit

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OP here. Feel free to post gifs and other crap here too. Fuck I hate myself.

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>>1623818
>laugh track
YES THAT'S VERY FUCKING FUNNY YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS

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Part of this should've been the banner.

>>1634061
this is /r9k/ in film form and OST is extra chill and comfy. watch it, really.

>>1627092
>>1626845
>>1626286
The guy that happened to is an extremely proficient guitarist. More technically proficient than 95% of "professionals" and she was giving him shit about it because she is a cunt. Women literally have no idea of commitment, real hobbies, or passion.

>>1626286
>WOOOOW you're such a loser, why can't you just be born into easy mode like i was and have society set up to hand you everything on a silver platter just because you're a woman??? :^)
REALLY made me think

>>1626845
Considering that her son is a reasonably famous and successful music writer, yes. She was 100% in the wrong, and I hope it burns her up inside to know that her son she calls a failure is more successful and happy then she'll ever be.

>>1623080
Where's the reee?

No, seriously where is it? It literally fits into audio like that.

>>1623103
>start of the video is quiet as hell

saw it coming from a mile away

>>1648779
Its funny how she proved him right later.

>>1626937
the voice is henry rollins

>>1648365
Indeed.

>>1648553
But goils

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>>1626285
Yep. Hits the nail right on the head.

>>1623985
holy fuck

>>1624441
Sauce?

>>1644485
Song?

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>>1623985
Holy shit that's the cringiest shit I've ever seen.

>>1623842
>>1626888
>>1633562
I'd also really like to know the source.

>>1626286
oh shit, someone other than me who played lunar!

>>1648365
It was scary how the Tawanese-based humor-news site got such accurate perception of /r9k/ while most of western media could barely get around the concept of 4chan.

>>1649347
debussy, reverie

>>1649343

靴屋の民男と瞳 by 勝手にしやがれ

>>1649376
>>1633562
>>1626888
>>1629821

夕凪 by Choro Club feat. Senoo from「ARIA The NATURAL」ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK: Due

>>1649646
Asian countries have more people that hate themselves than westerners so the Asians can relate to /us/ easier

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>>1649154

>>1626888
>>1629821
>>1649376
>>1649733
>>1633562

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwGHGho3-9Y

>>1635823

The dub on her sounds amazing in this clip though. is it actually not as good as the original?

>>1650733
>>1649733
thanks and god bless, really beautiful music.

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orijinaru contento

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>>1650669
>woman
>sorrounded by friends
>holding sign
>streaming self to thousands
>pretending not to be a normalfag
And this is how you know /r9k/ became an even bigger joke than it generally is.

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hi brobots

>>1651097
The sound is a second late. I don't know what I did wrong.

>>1648572

Sounds like textbook projection, shes basically projecting her inadequacies onto him (i.e. shes jealous)

>>1623814
Haha, wasn't this like 2 episodes after he rejected being a tibetan religious leader because he wanted to stay with connie?

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>>1626285

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>>1623985

>>1626285
Fuck

>>1623838
his foot disappears

>>1626285
>male voice
Dropped

>>1626285
>you were too short
>you had bad skin
lol nope. Stop picking your spots, manlets.

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>>1653626

>>1651790
No they stayed together for like 2 more seasons.
Bobby could've potentially became a lama in Season 4 Episode 18
Connie and Bobby break up in Season 6 Episode 5.

>>1623988
Pictures of dead bodies? Has that bitch never used the internet before?

>>1626286
The sound of suicide evolving into murder suicide. Nature is amazing.

>>1626845
>That lady needs to sort themselves out.
And that's that.

>>1623839
That's not sad... Having the entire compartment for yourself like that is great!

>>1653686
That's the one I can least relate to. I was picked on frequently for being too tall and socially awkward.

>>1654706
Which is why he's smiling a little. Its lonely, but comfy.

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>>1623078
R9k you say?

>>1649104

I know but that piano though...

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>>1624439

>>1649350
How dare you ruin 28 days later with this faggotry

>>1648004
people actually went out and socialized unlike today

>>1624535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5HSHYu7Rg

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>>1659555
Isn't this some sort of VR game?

>>1654247
king of the hill lore is surprisingly deep

>this thread
I need to revisit r9k every now and then to really remind myself how worth it it was to stop lurking that place and actually work towards sorting myself out

>>1660238

Essentially a dwelling of chaos, or hell in which people have yet to find their way out, and instead choose to turn to resentment.

Sometimes I wish I could help people the way Peterson could but I still lack confidence in myself, and have a long ways to go.

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>>1623078

>>1660138
Is she dead?

>>1660122
It's a vr application created by google called Tilt Brush. Btw song sauce on yours is Gnossienne No. 1 by Erik Satie

>>1623985
>pronounces it "uh-NAWN"

dropped immediately

>>1644484
if you like this kind of gondola you should look into moomin, its more than just a kids show, its very deep, eerie and relaxing at the same time

>>1633442
>girls in the audience laughing
if only it was role-reversed

>>1660776
No, she survived.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU21_-g__yg

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>>1651090
>implications

For what it was, it was fucking hilarious. The entire Shia fiasco is hilarious. They doesn't have to be a /r9k/er to use the phrase. They just wanted to fuck with these people.

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>>1663023
>le epin IRL mememem spoutin

Nah thanks.

https://youtu.be/ZStZ-IQ6c9Q

>>1623985
ah, oh fudge. Poor girl.

>>1663023
that guy is a turbo-chad normie, fuck this

>>1655703
>Torque3D
Oh man, it's still around

>>1626985
There actually is an episode where Hank is thought to be a domestic abuser.

>>1626285
>mfw actually got invited to a party in my first year of uni, after 5 years of nothing at high school
>Couldn't go because my ID and wallet fell out of my pocket in my sister's boyfriend's car
>Went home, laid down on bed for nearly half an hour and felt numb, contemplating suicide

>>1660391
This webm is a masterpiece

>>1623985
>it's so hot
>wears track suit

>>1664124
The absolute madman.

>>1665943
>audio at nanoquantum levels
>duplo block video resolution

Supreme(me)!!!

>>1644490
"hi im a fembot and"
OOORBIIT
OOOOOORBIIIIIIIT HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
ORRRBIIITT
OHMYFUCKINGGODILOVEYOUHAVEMYBABIES
HAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1640886
her names Eliza and r9k FUCKING WORSHIP HER they give amazon gift card and obsess over her life it's really really sad

>>1666281
What's sadder is that, if what they say it's true, she's already such a junkie fuck up at such a young age.

>>1623988
checked

this is a funny one anon

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>>1626285
Do people really have problems like thse? Lmao, what losers.

>>1640872
lmfao

>>1653840
this has to be writen by a robot. I dont think she understands more than 40% of what she is saying

>>1659524
Not that anon but thanks man.

>>1666361
The signs are there, she looks really messed up.

>>1623988
>that NWA rip off song
How did they even find that, hilarious.

>>1664124
>That smile
Slick.

>>1648572
What? Where ypu took that from? Your ass? No he wasn't such thing. He was just a loser game addicted teen

>>1667102
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME A SOURCE

>>1623830
I miss the old spongebob music

>>1667194
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH FILENAME

>>1654299
This stuff made for ultra oblivious middle aged normies who have trouble navigating google and facebook. They literally believe everything in these sorts of news stories too.

>>1667102
>look up her videos
>has a video called "My Depression and How I Handle it"
The thrill is gone

>>1667096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFe8TBhLeQQ

>>1660391
topkek

>>1661597
>say anonymous
>now say anon
If you are pronouncing the 'anon' differently in the full and short words, you are a problem.

>>1623839
Looks comfy desu

>>1648779
I never liked this scene, Harry did nothing wrong.

Fucking Rami is a lazy hack

>>1664124
Fuck i love review brah

>>1626285
>tfw got to experience the chad life until my whole circle of friends got torn apart by a single 5/10 roastie
I feel like an evolved robot. For all intents and purposes, these days, I'm a total robot, no friends, never leave the house, no job right now, girls aren't interested, living with parents, no car. I have the same sort of resentment for society as a typical robot but it's not born out of feelings of inadequacy or being left out. My feelings are born of experience, normies really are shallow brainlets who only and I do mean ONLY care about being considered "cool" and they will stop at nothing to achieve this.

They'll stab their life-long friends in the back, they'll spread lies to break up relationships just for fun, they wont think twice about fucking their best friend's partners, stealing from eachother, talking shit behind eachother's back. Nothing is off-limits to these desperate social climbers and here's the most revealing part; without fail almost every circle of "friends" like this has some degenerate vice that brings them together, drugs, alcohol, whatever it is, that's just what normies need to use to tolerate eachother's sociopathic, narcissistic company. Believe it or not Chad and Stacy aren't actually having as much fun as it seems, they are under enormous pressure from all their peers to keep up appearances and avoid shattering the fragile illusion of fulfillment they're all invested in. The only good part of the normie life is a higher chance of getting pussy but really if you asked me, it isn't worth it. Even the dimwit normie cunts who let you put your dick in them are highly annoying and neurotic, you have a better chance of finding a decent girl on r9k than you do down in normieville, not even joking.

>>1668619
Find traditionalism, friend

>>1623821
Somebody's gotta put this song over this clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-BxS5jtxuI

>>1624441
you tried

>>1626286
at first I thought it was his mom talking.
>but it his mom

>>1623988
What's the name of the nwa song?

>>1623821
WHICH WAY IS IT SPINNING WTF

>>1626285
Lmao what is this shit ?

>>1623842
Aria the animation and manga with the finish bear meme or whatevr its called.

>>1670502
>he's a normie
wat r u doin here?

>>1623818
Damn, right in the tortellinis

>>1663162
>I been here long enough to see Carlos Alvares on 4chan

>>1671991
hahah holy fuck

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>>1623818
>that feel when your life is mockable by a laugh track

>>1671991
>flirty behavior
>just tug her hair a bit or something
>kicking her on the ground

Nice.

>>1671991
jesus fuck is there more to this story

>>1671991
That head kick
>Gimme yo gimme yo gimme yo attention baby

>>1671991
T H O T P A T R O L

>>1623823
Seems accurate to the anime

>>1671991
Full source and/or story? Dangerous autist sperging out should've been everywhere in the news.

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Anyone happen to have the gif where there's this really awkward kid standing around and fidgeting by an aisle of chairs, not able to decide to walk up or sit back down. He just poses like he's thinking deeply and sperg twitches around for a minute or two

I wish I saved it when I saw it and its so hard to look for shit like that

>>1650741
underrated

>>1671991
what the fuck

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r9k's always seemed like a board filled with a lot of self pity and blame being thrown around to compensate for their own shitty circumstances.

I don't visit it very much, though.
Am I wrong or is that all it really is?

>>1672427
>>1671991
What

>>1671991
Fucking whore got was she deserved.

>>1676638
Kys cuck. If it was the opposite you would be applauding her.

ITT normies pretend they're robots because its the newist cool fad

>>1663162
>es el zoro chino

>>1675957
They used to have some really good greentext story threads a few years ago.

It's gone downhill. It's overrun with trap threads, straight up gay threads, and normies with gfs/friends/fuckbuddies/good jobs who come and want to bitch about life and pretend they're a robot with crippling social anxiety.

The only great threads left on /r9k/ are the /belly/ threads. If you're into fat chicks.

>>1626285
>Tfw 6'3 chad

stay mad, manlets.

>>1671991
Holy shit, reminds me of when Jeff Daniels took the playful snowball fight seriously in Dumb and Dumber

>>1672107
I've been watching plenty of El Especial del Humor webms here showing La Chuecona.

>>1626286
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BOOMER WHORE

>>1650669
holy fuck is that Shoe

>>1676703
How to spot the autists the post. Even if the girl was taunting him (not clear), the sperging out is in no way justified.

>>1623837
This is what I visualize to clear my mind when I try to sleep.

>>1669388
it's not spinning- its swinging back and forth, like a pendulum. It never rotates more than 180 degrees

>>1677851
nice

>>1677937
Is this movie good?

>>1676868
sounds like what happened to /b/

>>1623103
I was expecting John Cena

>>1663692
>sheevposting
>a normie
he must be at least a little far gone

>>1664124
The absolute madman, I should listen to his podcasts again.

>>1623893
this is the only skit i like from him

>>1677937
>dude has to reload every two rounds
>nobody thinks to rush him while he's disarmed

Come on.

>>1644479
The whole Seinfeld reunion story lines throughout Curb Your Enthusiasm with everyone referring to him as the putz and making Larry seethe with anger were some of my favourite moments.

>>1626285
>too short
wrong already
fucking kek

>>1667096
retard

>>1665943
context?

>>1623985
wtf is this?

>>1678884
bleeding good use of looping chiptunes

>>1678430
every fucking time

>>1623837
Source? Looks familiar

>>1658983
Thank you for this.

>>1626286
>tfw that's what my mom sounds like and I'm going to school for guitar
This is a weird sad feel

>>1660122
What instrument is that?

>>1675957
I've always assumed it's mostly underage teenagers letting out all their angst. I refuse to believe anyone over the age of 22 could have the opinions people on that board do.

>>1678884
>showering
>eating square meals
fucking normie

>>1678884
>>1679883
>always having the same time schedule
normie as fuck

>>1677006
Brittany Venti

>>1676638
>>1676703
>>1677028
>>1672427
>>1675886

it is also in no way real

staged as fuck

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>>1679883
>>1680620
this any better?

>>1678136
Kinda. Movie is like 2 hours and takes forever to get to this part. Also somewhat confusing if you're not really paying attention. Watch only if really interested and have time to watch.

>>1623849
This shit is fake as fuck, all these fucking losers wants a pussy to living on it

>>1623985
I NEED INFOMATION PLEAASE

>>1640911
Welcome to 4chan.

>>1623720
lmafo@scream

>>1658983
>My kettle's boiling

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>>1681185
>staged
>because some random anon said so

You sure convinced us!

>>1678136
I'd say it's pretty damn good. It can be cliché at parts, but if you get bored just skip to the last 40 minutes or so

>>1658983
the wails of a thousand regrets

>>1681669
Anyone know this song? it sounds familiar.

>>1675957
I go there to vent, and even though no one might listen it feels good getting it out. There are good threads on every board. 4chan is like sticking your arm in a barrel of shit to find a penny sometimes, but if you look long enough you will find a diamond.

Also in real life if you show how fucked up you are emotionally people will push you away. r9k allows me to show how fucked up I am

>>1682516
Gentle Rain - Mother 3

>>1677937
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1675833
please sauce

>>1623085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yyaxg6pRao

>>1634061
That was a good movie.

>>1682907
c-cute

>>1623988
>you don't have to go there I already did it for you
>tfw she's keeping the newfags away
>tfw none of you realized that she's actually a regular

>>1683041
Song?

>>1683399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsZDWNk_RIA

>>1679342

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoOy4_F2a44

>>1668044
Pleb vs Plebeian

>>1640872

You mean Vienna

>>1678430

> women

>>1682907

> Two years of high-school drama class

Not bad tho. I always felt that a good solid fuck would have straightened Yuno out.

>>1626937

Here's the song without this shitty voice over
https://youtu.be/Y6mbUQUZUXw?list=PLlySaH3BLhdr0NIULixTkrmMXOSCI1lGs

also playlist for the rest of the album. I think it's pretty good, reminds me of autumn