cat thread

I feel as though these animal threads should just be all encompassing. Doesn't seem like there's much traffic when they're too specifci.

>>1620836
>this kills the cat

>>1620836
lol my kitteh often likes to go into the freezer but i've never locked the poor bugger in there. poor kitteh

>>1621876


Had three kittens in the clothes dryer enjoying the warmth.

Turned it on for one second and they never went back in there again.

>>1620841
>>1620844
whoa

>>1620931
out fucking skilled

>>1621876
My mum once accidentally shut our cat in a drawer in the cupboard under the stairs. He was in there for a whole day. We were about to print out some missing cat posters when we finally heard him meowing. As soon as we let him out, he charged out the back door to take a shit.

>>1621871
>this chills the cat

>>1623738

Maru is a gift to the universe.

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>>1630355

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>>1630357
hope your ready

>>1630354
Laugh out long

>>1630294
was

>>1631155
ahhh pavlov, you magnificent bastard

>>1620931
How in the fuck

>>1620929
thats so cute

>>1620931
not gonna lie thats really impresive

>>1631156
"this is life now"

>>1631165
Shadow of the Colossus 2 confirmed

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>>1631165
Now with sound!

>>1620929
just let it save you, damnit!

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>>1620841
>>1620844
Thanks for taking me back to simpler times, anon.

>>1632393
amazing

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>>1632393
this cat is blind/almost blind, and "paws" its way forward to not run into shit

not to mention that horses don't run like that naturally, only in a circus

>>1630980
What exactly is the music ? I know it's from Interstellar but I can't find the exact song.

>>1634092
>only in a circus

Never heard of dressage?

>>1630980
is this what DMT is like

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>>1634355
that's what i meant, they do that if trained to for a performance, if a cat was just watching horses they'd walk normally so the cat would too
why you gotta be like that meng

>>1632393
Facetwiddit bullshit. This cat was recently declawed and walking hurts.

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>>1634036

>>1634092
>the cat is blind
>it looks around the corner

>>1620929
looks genuinely upset and concerned

probably an evolutionary thing so it would be compelled to save its offspring in the event of drowning

>>1631162
>you asshole

>>1631155
I love how when the brown cat rings the white cats bell and gets food, the white cat looks at it like it's defective.

>>1632352
This is Skinner you fuck.

>>1631236
Hooman! Cocaine! Cocaine is falling from the sky!

>>1636645
Am I the only one who wants to fuck that big-ass girl?

>>1636645
T H I C C

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>>1636645
So thicc

>>1620929
>"Don't worry, Anastasia! I'll save you. Somebody halp! HHHHAAALLLLLP!!!"

>>1620931
Feral cats always make the best hunters (but the most difficult pets).

>>1623769
>As soon as we let him out, he charged out the back door to take a shit.
Classic cats.

>>1634329
Main theme. But this sounds like it was from scene when they were trying to dock after Matt Damon blew himself out the airlock. Not all the songs were released.

>>1634036
Shadow of the Meowssus.

>>1632393
Definitely not what it looks like. But DOGS have been observed to mimic the behaviour of animals it was raised with. Ex.: Tally the Husky.

>>1631217
is

>>1636762
Honestly I want to know the type of music this is, is there a genre that someone might prescribe to this?

>>1637153
Daaaw

>>1630360
If cats are doing that, then they're bored.

>>1634058
what January?

>>1631226
Oww... kitty not gonna do that again in a hurry

>>1636645
OH YEAH!

>>1631155
Their poor ears

>>1620931

Look at him walking away with that much swag. I would be too.

>>1636640
Rare cat

>>1641822
that kitty be like "when i grow up i'm gonna murder you in your sleep"

>>1641872

I don't remember this episode of Thunderbirds.

>>1634036
Good post

>>1636631
Whoosh

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Still waiting for somebody to get the filename for this one.


That's all for now.

>>1636640
>>1641020
pretty sure that's a lynx

>>1642580
What, the fact that it's in the shower? But there's water coming out.

>>1636645
POWEEEEEERRR!!!

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>>1642624

>>1637160
You might like Phillip Glass's work. Check out the Koyaanisqatsi soundtrack and his album Glassworks

>>1642044
We've all taken 9th grade biology, we got the joke. The point is that this is operant conditioning, not classical conditioning. The cats are learning to associate their own action with a reaction, they aren't associating an external stimulus with a different stimulus.

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Operant conditioning: When I perform a certain action (ring a bell) a set reaction happens (human gives me food)
Classical conditioning: When a certain thing happens (a bell rings) another thing will happen soon after (human gives me food)

>>1631155

Nice job. Now you've got cats ringing bells all damn day.

>>1642643
cat heaven

>>1642643
The funny part about this video is that the dozens of tiny chicks under the 10 pound cat are all suffocating

>>1620929

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>1642580
because it's like a gas chamber?

>>1642624
Uhm do he still have fingers?

by the nine divides, cats are the cutest creatures to grace this earth, holy cow

>>1636645
Can just about see the hands of the person who threw the cat. Poor cat.

>>1620929
Fucking hell, this actually made me feel bad. The cat was legit meowing for helping and trying desperately to help. That shit broke my heart to watch.
>All it took was one cat video to fuck me up
HOW CAN SOMEONE BEAR TO MAKE A PERSON CRY OR CAUSE PAIN TO OTHERS? HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO FUCKING CRUEL IN THIS WORLD? WHY DO PEOPLE HATE AND KILL EACH OTHER? THE WORLD IS A HARSH ENOUGH PLACE AS IS WITHOUT VIOLENCE BUT STILL WE TORTURE OUR OWN BROTHERS.

>>1642585
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas's_cat

>>1642624
>lepord

>>1637151
"great, another 45 minutes of that sound again"

>>1636611
dude I think your snake is sick

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>>1636647

>>1634329
>>1636762


It's called 'Mountains', not the main theme. And it's from the scene where they're trying to escape the water planet when they figure out those aren't mountains, they're waves.

>>1643666
Thanks my dude
Nice satanic trips

>>1642580
you must be very proud of yourself. your magnum opus of comedy?

>>1643645
#relatable

>>1634036
my favorite part is that the kitten actually slips like you do in SotC.

>>1643652
I wonder if there's been any more recent work on stuff like this. Computer are quite a bit more powerful now than they were in 1999, so I'd assume you'd be able to capture the information from many more cells than in this experiment.

>>1636765
all animals will mimic the behavior of animals they were raised with. cats have also been observed to act like dogs

>>1620931
wuuuuuut

>>1641872
That would scare the shit out of me in the evening.

>>1645279
Sauce, bitch?

>I believe you, but I want to read.

>>1636611
Your dog looks kinda autistic, honestly

>>1642561
that just never gets old.

>>1636637
This made me yawn.

>>1643645
Someone should put some lofi hip hop over it

>>1643002
It looks like another cat he was playing with.

>>1636640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_LGaK3oxIk

>>1642564
sound warning

>>1636756
but they make one hell of pest control, and sometimes nice to have around.

>>1620929
You know... it just occured to me. Recent neurological studies have found that cats perceive human faces to be cat-like, just like how we can see a bit of human in animal faces; perceiving smiles and terror and other emotions as though we are interpenetrating them from another human face. So it would make sense, even from a evolutionist back ground, that this behavior is exhibited. They have the capacity to see us as one of them, just like how we can sometimes see cats as little humans (acceptations withstanding). Thanks again, shower thoughts.

>>1630980
I might get some flak for this, but i personally think that the soundtrack to interstellar is one of the best ever made. It captures all of the wonder and beauty of space while maintaining the anxiety and tension that comes with delving into the unknown. Plus, im a fucking sucker for the organ. The hunchback of notre dame is on my list for the same reason. Truly a masterfully composed score.

>>1636611
My cat does this with the plastic ring below the lid on milk jugs.

Where are the big cat webm's?

>>1643641
>he named a cat without legs anakin
would've been funnier if he named it maul

>>1636756
it's not just ferals. one of my cats is entirely dependant on me but he is a terrific mouser. brings me something every time i let him out for a few minutes.

>>1636611
how do you get the cat to bring it back

my cats love it when i toss something but they never retrieve it, they're retarded

>>1642624
this is so terrifying. even little house kitties can do some damage.

>>1642843
put a looot of trust in that big cat, and apparently it payed off, probably half raised it

>>1642576
the thing the guy does with his fingers before scratching his back makes me laugh everytime

>>1636645
i wanna bust my cock through those big fatt butt cheekks just like kitteh busted through that snow

>>1642568
fucking pigs ruining everything wonderful in the world

>>1645837
let's not.

>>1646191
Almost a decade old and still funny

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>>1646278
I dunno, since she was a kitten she's always done it. S' a shame I never filmed her bringing back ping pong balls like she used to. It was like the cutest thing.

I'm pretty sure she's autistic though

>>1630354
WAKE ME UP

>>1646397
It was never funny. Are you gay or female?

>>1643342
Still one of the best

>>1646195

I want this as my wakeup alarm.

>>1642559
Heart failure imminent

>>1643652
This is honestly disturbing on a certain level. I get chills whenever I see it. Reality itself may not be as we see it, that may be only how we interpret it.

>do you dare to look beyond the veil?

>>1643648
...i've seen you. come closer. yes, you're the one from my dreams...

>>1642624
>if you pull your hand away i will rip your hand off lol :^)

>>1643009
this

>>1646196
this cat was a mongolian throat singer in its past life.

>>1646326
>>>/WorldstarHipHop/

>>1646177
My cat had attachment issues and would do this whenever he suddenly felt alone. I would hear him make the same noise then rush around looking for me. Always looked so relived when he found me.

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>>1636634
I guess that cat likes the watered down scent of his paw

>>1643342
Damn could I use a cold bear right now.

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I'm running low on pussy here.

>>1620836
>Keeping your catsup in the fridge

>>1650236
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>>1636611
I love that he has a shotgun sitting in the corner

>>1643652
FAKE AND GAY

>>1646196
So what's going on with cats when you scratch that area? They don't seem angry afterwards, so I'd guess that they don't hate it, but the sounds they make during it don't seem to indicate they like it either.

>>1620929
she sold her cats feelings for internet fame.

>>1647628
Lurking just outside my field of vision...

Where is thriller cat? That gets me laughing like a looney everytime.

>>1649963
I don't believe polar bears are in season, but I'm not gonna stop you.

>>1646278
Some cats just do it naturally.

>>1645837
nigger

>>1642564
Screamer

>>1650391
It honestly depends on the cat. Some cats bite the air, some purr and let it happen, some furiously lick themselves and some hate it to the point where they'll attack you if you do it.

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>>1620836
OC

>>1651185
KEK

>>1631155
Great going you pavlovian fuck

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kot

>>1651492
Ugliest cat ever

>>1650232
>when the skooma hits.webm

>>1642574
Ahahaha... Its like watching Patton Oswalt get a tummy rub

>>1647526
One of my cats does this, but only with filbert nuts

>>1651598
kek

>>1650391
They're getting excited, but I don't think it's sexual. I've had cats that just like being scratched there but don't do anything too crazy. Maybe it's just a hard spot for them to reach themselves so it's a big deal to them

anyone have the video of the guy slapping the cat's ass?

>>1651492
Fuck I hate dogs.

>>1642571
Women shouldn't be allowed to own animals.

>>1641872
Fucking nightmare fuel.

>>1636645
Nice gif of animal abuse faggot

>>1646127
So kinda like how we see negros?

>>1649958
asshole

>>1646071
he froze. kek

>>1620836
DISCLAIMER: This is an opinion.

Dogs > Cats

>>1642624

my wife works with big cats at a refuge, they had an intern that wanted to do this with a cougar
right after feeding time
she can't use whats left of her dominant hand anymore

fucking big cats are wild animals, some people are retarded

2 young tiger siblings would run up to anyone and puff/chuff, in their inclosure, because they wanted love and attention so bad
but you can't do that cause they can turn and attack at the drop of a hat

>all the cats got so excited and happy when young kids would go on tours, kids are so easy to hunt

>>1643009
>that same cat has almost certainly tortured mice for hours on end

>>1650304
the return fire is the best part

>>1641822
>how to give a kitten shaken baby syndrome

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>>1652038
5 seconds in, one of them pees itself.

>>1631165
GRIFFFITTTHHHH!!!

>>1652227

That cat is horny as fuck or something. That's just bizarre.

>>1641872
That fucking spastic transformation and movement is creeping me the fuck out.
Obviously the music doesn't help.
Neither does the japanese myth about white cats being demons.

>>1651675
how can you be so sure nigger

>>1645850
>>1643002
>>1636645
No. They deliberately made an alcove in the snow (see the light getting through) and tossed the cat.

>>1651598
Best file name.

>>1652227
I am just a cat. Nothing to see here. NOTHING!

>>1637160
>Honestly I want to know the type of music this is, is there a genre that someone might prescribe to this?

You'd probably be into other Hans Zimmer stuff, for instance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kzKJL6TfnM

>>1637160
>>1652508

Some Batman by Hans Zimmer too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clndZD_beQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04iKnUkfMbs

Then you got composers like John Murphy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0UJk4EUzB0

Tron Legacy was good too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_zqdnl09VI

if you want more, then say so

>>1651660
Don't worry, Tyrone, they hate you too.

>>1646278
Yeah my cat just automatically did it. I shoot rubber bands, and she goes after them. Then she brings it back.

>>1651610
now you know why Patton killed his wife

>>1636640
I see what you did there.

>>1642564
you cat, you lose.

>>1651675
You should start a protest

>>1650227
American women have the most infuriating voices.

>>1649958
i dont like this cause of the potential for harm, but once the box starts going and the cat does that little jump inside the box and falls backwards is so cute

>>1652227
Kitty be trollin

>>1636637
Damn, it is contagious... I never noticed it could happen with different species.

>>1647819
Fuck...
Thanks, I won't be able to sleep tonight thinking about this.

>>1654226
>>1647819
Are you two 10 years old or what?
I remember coming to this realization on my own before I even hit puberty.

>>1651660
I hate those noisy rats that everyone keeps telling me are dogs.

>>1652227
"Woof... I mean meow, meow, etc... "

>>1654243
This. Fuck those pieces of shit. There are mutts way more pet worthy than those damn ugly critters. All they are good for is to make noise, shit and piss everywhere, and piling up vet bills because their inbred asses are fragile as fuck.

>>1654235
Good for you! I hope someday the world would recognize your genius and put you in a throne above all other inferior beings that can just dream of having the intellectual capabilities of such an advanced being!

>>1654269
The point was that it's normal for this realization to set in at a young age, kiddo.
Thanks for proving my point with your butthurt though. ;^)

>>1654235
... And at what age did you realize you were an autistic faggot?

>>1650227
That'd be like a mannequin just walking towards you man, scary as fuck.

>>1654272
So having a certain epiphany is restricted at certain specific ages? People have different experiences, different ways of thinking and their own different way of discovering new ideas.
Your pedantic diatribe implied there were something wrong with the other anon and me for not experiencing the same you - supposedly - had at a young age... Are you seriously that insufferably arrogant?

>>1653845
she has a southern accent, everyone with one has an annoying voice

>>1652148
Fuck off.

>>1654686
>triggered babby

>>1654696
>Trying to berate someone else for being arrogant while being this fucking bombastic
;^)
Your words might have had more sway if you weren't trying so hard by being needlessly verbose.

>>1652227
>watcha doing there rabbi

>>1652227
Fucking falseflaggers!

>>1620836
CoolCat SHINE GET CoolCat

>>1634058
Queen of the night aria starts playing.

>>1634485
why do americans love to declaw their cats so much? it's mind boggling how you can point and laugh and go 'aww cute' and pretend to care about an animal you mutilated that's in constant pain.

>>1647819
You are the universe. Prove me wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZROOz-OKbe0

>>1631156
>ok, I'll accept my fate, it's over.

>>1654958
Fuck you.

>>1655348
Declawed cats are not in constant pain you retard.

>>1650223
that is a pretty chill cat

>>1654715
More like the stereotypical valley girl accent. Sure as hell not the southern accent I grew up with.

>>1642580
If I were that cat I'd shit i those humans' shoes every day for the rest of forever.

>>1650274
kek

>>1646196
Sounds like it's running a little rough.

>>1654690
It'd make a good prank, though.

>>1642643
the chicks at the bottom are suffocating

this webm isn't very cute

>>1642561
what song is this

>>1656273
Sail
Awolnation

>>1643646
Holy shit it's a slugcat.

>>1643009
i know anon. but especially women tend to see their pets as just that. cute property. while men tend to see them as a companion or friend.
it's all about perspective.

>>1641872
guys, yes it's weird behavior but the video is also played reversed. it doesn't look nearly as freaky when played normally

>>1643648
i hate that faggot who animates videos of his cat.

>>1656173
yeah that's a bit autistic. huge overreaction

>>1620836
Asshole human...

>>1630980
You're*

>>1631156
This would be rather amusing to the song Spaceman from the 90s

>>1650391
It's for mothers to encourage their kittens to suckle.

>>1656173
The other cat's reaction is what's fucking hilarious. He looks like he just accidentally summoned a demon after the slap.

>>1656834

Someone needs to redo this with the MGS2 or MGS3 UI.

>>1654879
I kiked

>>1656173
Reminds me of that girl flailing a balloon at a policeman and he proceeds to blow the balloon.

>>1657067
Mate, I was thinking exactly the same thing.

>>1651185
>It's a fucking Doritos bag

I kek'd

>>1656173
>FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEE

>>1634036
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

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kot

>>1656834
>when you dump all your stats in stealth

>>1620931
Cats are fucking magical

>>1630354
>CAT WAKE UP

>>1643641
Anakin finally got the high ground

>>1636995
will be

>>1642840
You never heard of Jews being sent to the showers?

>>1643645
Does anyone know the song in this one?

>>1643646
The way it learned to balance on 2 legs, it looks like a birdcat

>>1656834
I love how when he finally finds it he's like "oh there it is" and casually picks it up.

>>1650228
SAUCE PLZ

>>1654858
You figured it out as a triggered babby? Well I guess it was pretty obvious even early on.

>>1657708
Miles Davis, song from his Kind of Blue album

>>1652494
poor kiten then

>>1652199
I watched thos documentary of pic, beautiful

>>1656173

That's funny. I heard the same sound coming from the kitchen at this Chinese place I go to.

>>1656173
Feminist triggered

>>1643652
DUN DUN DUNNNN

>>1650223
ultimate pets

>>1643641
Fucking civicfags.