Can we have a Mass Effect: Andromeda thread?

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>>1618834

>>1618850
>filename
holy kek

Well, It's official EA killed BioWare. I mean shit, I've seen better facial animations from a corpse.

Man I'm glad i'm not one those suckers still buying games form EA

>>1618850
unexpected kek at filename

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>>1618850
>filename

ah don geh it

>>1619864
>early onset dementia

>>1618850
>filename
my sides

>>1619548
>Well, It's official EA killed BioWare.

It was official from DA2. Where everything went batshit insane. Just the fanbase kept gobbling up shit.

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>>1619542
The male version is even weirder

So why is no one mentioning that the entire animation team was composed of 32 women and 1 man? The guy in charge wanted to make a statement about diversity so just hamfisted all these women in there. The project lead's resume was literally about cosplaying and zero real world experience with animation. And this is what happened.

Why is that not mentioned anywhere? Are mods deleting it?

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>>1622421
Dont do that again

>>1622418
its wierder but it almost seems like he cant decide how he wants to react, so it at least feels a little more natural. Scott is autistic, yo know.

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>>1622418

>>1622426
He did end up making a point, just not the one he wanted to.

>>1622426

Is there any actual evidence this is the case?

>>1622868

The gameplay designer for the game was Manveer Heir. Do a google image search of his name and "diversity" for an infograph. He's been fired now.

The cosplayer with no experience given the job of lead facial animator is named Allie Rose-Marie Leost. BioWare is scurrying to do crowd control on her with the typical denial stuff because she is getting a shit ton of harassment online.
Again, google image search her name. I can't post here since since this is /wsg/ and the images aren't animations.

I am trying to find the group photo of the animation design team, but I am having trouble. It was all women except one lone indian guy in the back row.

>>1622426
He certainly made a point.

>>1622460

Fuck off, Reddit.

>>1619864
Cody's Lab actually proved his point correct. In a vacuum things that are more porous are suddenly lighter than things that are more greatly compressed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lliBy-S4ZPA

If Cody says it's true, then it's true.

>>1622894
Been hearing a different story:
https://techraptor.net/content/report-bioware-outsourced-mass-effect-andromeda-facial-animations

tl;dr Human modeling and facial animations were outsourced to some EA-owned company in Romania.

And yeah, you can point a lot of this to EA. Cost cutting, Limited production times, etc and you get these kind of products before the company is dissolved and spread apart.

>>1618834

So, aside from some bad animations, is the game any good?

>>1624598
It's not like they'd be ruining anything. It's been 10 years and I'm still shocked at how completely the people at Bioware embraced being terrible.

>>1624678
>cash-in spinoff of a franchise with a ruined reputation
>developed by a shit dev's Z team founded entirely on being diverse instead of competent
>getting ratings below 7 from game journalists
What do you think, dumbass?

>>1622854
The last 5 seconds of this really hurts.

>>1624678
Probably the shittiest "AAA" game ever made.

Its a Mass Effect where you cant explore galaxies/planets. Let that sink in

>>1625443
Video games are dead. Jewed into nothingness

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The captcha's have gotten more creative.

>>1624678
The game is fun if you can set aside the the bad
>facial animations
>other animations
>cinematography
>enemy a.i. at times
>shitty fetch quests

>>1618838
finally a game that's been balanced for lean.

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Finally I can dump all these fucking .webms I saved from /v/

>>1622441
Go fuck yourself with a barbed wire dildo.

>>1625586
>That rag doll fall
what is this, fucking g-mod?

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>>1625634
Gmod has better animations

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This one is just sad.

>>1625682
there is no emotion in that blank empty stare. is every character retarded?

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>>1625637
Amazing.

>>1625652
When the autism hits hard

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>>1625710
Yes.

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Has really no one posted this yet?

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>tfw your game's lead facial animator has never worked in a videogame before and is actually a make up artist, cosplayer and sales representative but you hired her because she's hot
Look up Allie Rose-Marie Leost on Twitter.

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>>1625736

>>1624563
All that proves is our way of measuring mass on earth is flawed.
Mass is completely objective. 1kg on earth is 1kg on mars or jupiter of the moon, it's just the scales would need to be recalibrated because the force 1kg can exert in those places is different due to effects like buoyancy and gravitational acceleration. Mass is not weight.

This game is an example why this shit should not be given a pass, BioWare proved they can make way better games

They failed basic shit, they could have just reused assets from the previous games and it would have look better
Fucking horrendous disappointment

>>1625825
holy shit i laughed so hard

>>1618850
gotta give it to the filename

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I made this for /v/
i forgot that /wsg/ exists

so yeah heres what i got

you may appreciate my lazy work more than them

>>1625762
>I am not being disrespectful by no looking at you
>I have autism; please be understanding

>>1625763
>If rock'em sock'em robots had less movement

>>1625770
Jesus.

>>1625459
Where did you even get this from? They literally brought back the open planet exploration from the first game...

>>1622426
Even though the problem is with the animation software as it is all automated. It wasn't actually the animation team's fault...

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>>1625763
Classic.

>>1626035
>>1626088
Hi cocksucking Bioshill

>>1626125
No the anon you replied to, but didn't they?

>>1625658
Purple drank, I'ma grip and sip

>>1624563
If we were to measure 1kg of feathers in an atmosphere we're really measuring the feather + whatever air is trapped in the feathers due to their porous(ness?).
I would say measuring it in a vacuum is just more accurate

>>1625658
I can't tell if she looks drunk or retarded.

>>1625641
Needs a sonic edit.

>>1622894

Been looking at his twitter. It's impressive how someone so unprofessional manages to get a a job even as a burger flipper.

Even more interesting considering the fact that people such as (((career consultants))) always claim that a good online presence is required, and proper etiquette and manners when posting are a must, as it is essentially a new public space.

Yet this guy is openly inflammatory and just behaves like a 12 yo brat.

>>1626355
kek

>>1618838
i might just have to put the music to this you know

>>1625658
if she's supposed to be drunk then this is fine

>>1625825
this has to be intentional, its too perfect

>>1626541
It even seems like he is literally racist against white people, too.

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>>1618850

>>1626355
TOP KEK!!!!!!

just pirated this game
is facial animation of your ryders less shit if you customize it?

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>>1626736
I think it's worse, actually.

>>1618834

>>1626600
Holy shit Joe got super fat.

>>1622854
i miss old bioware

>>1622418
the fucking eyebrows

"damn right he's dead baby"

>>1625604
edgy

>>1626541
>>1626634
Welcome to a world run by kikes

>>1625463
I've thought that since DA2, but Nier gave me hope again.

>>1625652
im dead

>>1626736
noticably less shit, ive dumped 60+ hours into my fem ryder and its still pretty bad but not nearly as cringey as the default ryder

tbf most of these walking vids are just the player goosing the controller and forcing the game into trying to alternate walk anims. it looks stupid as fuck but as long as you dont move like a retard on purpose the anims are pretty nice

>inb4 bioshill/cuck/whatever the new edgy fotm insult is for petty contrarians, try appreciating the good stuff games have to offer

>>1629296
You better have pirated

>>1629296
>try appreciating the good stuff games have to offer
high price tag = high expectations

Is this the greatest high profile train wreck in the history of gaming? How much money was pissed away on this compared to N64 Superman, or ET? I'm dying here.

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>>1625825

I'm so glad they put their resources where they needed to be, making sure straight white males weren't in leading roles.

The amount of shit they've already fixed in the latest patch makes the shipped product even more baffling, since apparently a lot of issues are easily fixed.
That or they brought someone in who actually knew what they were doing.

>>1622854
>:37
H-HE'S FAST!

>>1629306
>>1629354

60 bucks isnt a super high price tag. try appreciating games the way i do then.

say a good quality burrito costs 5 bucks. eating that burrito will make me happy and content for at least 3 or 4 hours, maybe more. 60 bucks worth of burritos will most likely keep me content for 40-50 hours total.

if a game has enough decent content in it to keep me happy for 40-50 hours, then its worth the release price. otherwise im better off buying burritos to fill the gaping void in my soul.

like i said, ive dumped around 70 hours already into my fem ryder, and ive been pretty happy with all the content. yeah the anims are shitty as fuck but all the meat of the game is still there. plot is pretty solid, combat is fun, the planets are interesting, all that stuff. and the games theme of exploration gets me amped as fuck.

if youd rather spend that money on 12 burritos then thats your mandate. but it passed the burrito test for me so id say its worth the price

>>1629902
And this is why games are made to such low standards. Because players lower their expectations instead of expecting more from gaming industry as the time passes. Releasing a game with animation like that in 2017 is absolutely unacceptable.

>>1625763
jesus christ did the devs not play ME2? Krogan butt heads.

>>1625637
Is that really Ownagepranks or an imitator?

>>1629056
Slavs will deliver us from evil.

>>1628980
I'm looking at this animation and can't believe it made it into the release version.

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>>1618838

>>1629902
You are the reason games like andromeda are allowed to exist. Grow a fucking backbone and stop excepting these piles of dogshit as "good games"

>>1626355
Already knew what it would be before turning the sound on.
It's getting lame.

>>1628980
>>1630062
its like some shit out of a shrek blooper

>>1629957
>>1630071
>low standards
>piles of dogshit
what kind of autism spurs you to play games for the animations instead of the gameplay? i really do want to know

>>1630367
because mass effect andromeda is a story based game with Action RPG elements. Bad animations can completely ruin this by taking you out of the expeirence, ruioning the vibe, etc. shitty animations also ruin combat by making it feel less satisfactory, responsive, and all around look silly.

>>1630420
The combat doesnt have shitty animations though

>>1630436
yeah it has shity ai instead

I hope you all live unfulfilling lives

>>1625763
The best part about this scene is the middle school drama level argument that leads up to the fight starring Krogay the sassiest krogan in the galaxy.
It's too annoyingly long to make into a reasonable looking webm at 4mb so here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDit1WO12fs

>>1629352
This can't be real

>>1622418
"Alec is dead?"
"Yeah, wanna fuck?

>>1625658
that's pretty top tier animation if she's supposed to be fucked up on something

>>1630732
But it is. And people defend this game.

>>1630420
I play the games for overall experience, and those animations look like they were done by an amateur after a youtube animation course. While it's allegedly a AAA game released by a massive studio and known developer. It doesn't have to be cutting edge graphics, but this is not even half-assed product.

>>1630367
It kind of ruins the experience when a character tells someone that their father has died and either keeps a blank moron face like she does or wiggles his eye brows like he does.
How can I care about something in the game if the characters clearly don't.

>>1625658
But that's what SEA monkeys actually look like

>>1622854
ronaldo statue at :30

>>1625474
https://youtu.be/wezYKBFRt-s

>>1628984
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.

>>1622421
kys

>>1630999
Suicide is not something to joke about.

>>1629902
I hope you get both your hands broken you fucking faggot

>>1630913
People even tried to specifically defend THAT SCENE. When most of what people saw was the still image, the defense force went all out saying that blue!shrek was handing her gun over.

>>1626374
yes

>>1622854
im crying AND laughing

>>1631107
eat my dick nigger

>>1629902
Because burritos aren't art you stupid nigger.

A bad burrito will at worst, make my stomach upset and I'll never go to that restaurant again. A burrito isn't meant to say anything. It's just food. And your analogy sucks too. I'm not going to buy $60 worth of burritos and keep eating them if they're shit. I eat half of a shitty burrito andI have 11 shitty fucked up poorly animated burritos that won't shut the fuck up about wage gaps.

If it's a shitty game it's a shitty piece of art and it pisses me off. Bioware should be embarrassed but it's the common theme now to double down and take all criticism as "harassment".

>>1631391
youre missing the point you dense fucknugget

take something you enjoy with a known cost-to-benefit ratio and compare it to the game. if it matches or exceeds that ratio then its worth the money.

but im guessing youre that one faggot who wants to speak to the manager because the lettuce isnt green enough or some shit

>>1622854
Did they even do a beta test?

>>1631543
>if it matches or exceeds that ratio then its worth the money.
And this game does not match let alone exceeds my expectation for a full price AAA game

>>1631561
Yes they called it release date

>>1624563
But that wasn't his point
his point was that from his perspective, the weight of feathers could never stack up to steel, because steel is heavy and feathers are light.

>>1625634
committed gmod animators like kitty0706 produced more worthwhile animation in their spare time that provoked more emotion than that scene ever could

>>1619864
Mfw I learned about the JQ.

>>1625682
What a ridiculous love combo that you can tell was forced to appease sjws and far-lefters. There's no reason there should be an option to have this particular scene happen. It's just so fucking stupid and it looks comical at best.

The facial animation is a separate subject in an of itself.

This game baka...

>>1625770
>not keeping the elbows tight

So she doesn't know what the fuck she's doing

>>1632058
She's clearly having a stroke, don't be insensitive.

Honestly the first time I started seeing these webms I thought they were fan animations. I had a huge show when I found out they actually released this shit.

>>1631836
that kid knew more about comedic timing than most people who are given direction over whole cartoons, the jokes might not have always been good, but they had a good punch

Enjoying this game is a bit hard when every second person you meet is either trans or trying to coerce you into fucking him in the ass.

>>1624563
jesus fuck
the video already starts with the motherfucker using retarded units

>>1626374
Drank too much cough medicine.

>>1628974
Beautiful
Fucking beautiful

>>1625825
Magnificent!!

>>1618834
https://youtu.be/wezYKBFRt-s

>>1628974
>Wait, I'm in Mass Effect Andromeda? Fuck this, I'm out

>>1628974
>That was the worst throw ever.. of all time
>Not my fault, someone put a wall in the way

>>1629902
i cant stop laughing

>>1628984
lulz

there's something called Dad's Rock? what the fuck is this game

>>1625682
>Wanted to bang a wide-hipped Turian Girl ever since I saw the designs
>Get this shit
Pull the trigger.

>>1625736
I'm more concerned about Archie Andrews over there.

>>1625763
Why did they make the Krogan females so... gay?

>>1631836
rip in flatulence kitty ;_;

>>1622418
>i fucked my dead dad

>>1629983

ME2 was probably the last actual Bioware game. The tone was kind of weird and actually a step down in scope and level of threat from the previous game but the characters were still decent and the combat was satisfying.

You can tell that ME3 was done by people who had never played let alone worked on any of the previous games and just went with whatever they could get from the ME Wiki.

ME:A is just an extension of that.

>>1631391
>Because burritos aren't art you stupid nigger.

NEITHER ARE GAMES YOU STUPID FUCKING COCKMONGLER.

>>1626353
underrated

>>1619864
that chick has such a hot accent holy crap.

>>1625463
That is maybe the only thing jews are not guilty of. It's those fucking console faggots. They ruined gaming and they should all die of buttcancer.

>>1638953
Yes PS one was launched 24 years ago but it's now they ruined gaming
And somehow The Witcher 3 which is also on console and made by a studio with a fraction of the founds EA and Bioware have at their disposal and somehow does not fucking suck.

But you blame the consoles while companies like EA and Ubisoft fuck your ass without any lube.

>>1637316
All of the original writers of Bioware left the studio mid development of ME2. The new writers were just piggybacking off of the work that had already been done at that point. ME3 was the first new game made entirely by nuBioware since nobody from the company was still around at that point.

Then the founders left knowing they could never make quality ever again

>>1622854
>1:00
kek.

>>1626355
Where is that screaming from anyways?

>>1625652
Filthy Frank?

>>1639112
looks nothing like him

>>1625682
Hot

>>1628984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klzsk5_a3Ak

>>1639057
This is what happens with feminism and forced equality.

>>1639099

World's loudest orgasm

>>1625762
good coping skills

>>1628974
this gets funnier every time i watch it

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>>1622418

>>1639099
loud nigra

>>1639029
The WItcher is overhyped garbage.

>>1639132
It was more EA buttfucking the studio. The other stuff was there already.

>>1640121
It's not though.

>>1622854
The filename should be Mess Effect

>>1619500
i love this compilation

>>1625652
>oh shit cutscene
>look busy

turns out they send all their autistic soldiers to Andromeda

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>>1618850

>>1644799

>"What the hell is this woman even talking abou... wait, lemme check to make sure the blondes tits are still there."
>"...yep. Still there."

>>1622854
Oh yes another beautiful example of the impact of diversity/affirmative action

>>1644904
booooo

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>>1618834
>>1618838
>>1619542
>>1622418
>>1625474
>>1625586
>>1625641
>>1625770
>>1628977
>>1628980

i refuse to believe that this is anything other than early alpha footage

>>1645307
It happened, believe it.

>>1622854
i would love to know the sauce

I quit this series after the second game, but Jesus Christ I didn't know that it had gotten to this point. Say what you want about them, but Bethesda has really improved since Oblivion's potato faces and uncanny valley animation. Bioware seems to be going in the exact opposite direction.

>>1645307
it's real

it was so bad EA publicly apologized and started patching in new animations and bug fixes for scenes, and in some cases texture changes to reduce uncanny valley

>>1622418
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>1622854
JUST

>>1624563
>grams are used to measure mass, not weight

American education at its best.

>>1622854
Unexpected feels at the end.

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>>1645307

>>1645947
The only thing they apologized for is how they handled the trans characer, which who really gives a fuck about that. All they said was, "thanks for the feedback, we'll be rolling out updates in the future"

>>1645307
>early alpha footage
Which is what EA call release version these days

>>1646226
You do know that mass and weight are not the same thing right ?

>>1646425
Which is why I laugh in a face of anyone dumb enough to still buy games from EA. They fuck the their customers over time and time again and people still trip over themselves to buy or even pre order their games.

>>1645947
Good to know i never have to consider playing this game in the future. fuck if i'm downloading gigs of patches after the core game files because they're too incompetent to release a quality game on launch.

>>1646226
Retard alert

>>1639057
This explains everything,

so this is the power of female animators...woah

>>1625774
I think that asari is a super qt

>>1640121
Eh, at least it's better than meme games like Dark Souls and Bloodborne.

>>1640121
hahahahahaahahahahaa No

>>1640121
If The Witcher is garbage I don't even want to know what Andromeda is.

>>1646862
Where the everloving fuck did that even come from you retard?
That's not how arguing works despite the other guy being wrong too.

>>1646449
Titanfall 2 is getting pretty alright support and launched in a good state though.

>>1648113
>pretty alright support and launched in a good state though.
The fact that this isn't standard in a gaming industry says it all.

Haven't actually played, just seen videos of the glorious animations, but did they fix them at all with the update? I want to give the game a chance, but if it isn't any different there is no way I'm getting that shit.

>>1648238
Don't know about all the animation but they added newest DRM to it with last patch.

>>1620413
By making me associate her with Vince you're only making my dick harder.

>>1622418
It's like being on drugs and being too self-aware of your reaction, so it becomes weird.

>>1648241
seems like a dumb move considering the only way people will play this is if its free

>>1628974
ALAHU ACKBAAAAAAR

My theory is that team was betting how shit they can make the game and get away with it.

>>1638946
Yeah this awoke something in me

>>1648229
It's not standard in any other industry because people are greedy, what do you expect?

>>1648447
When my monitor broke I sent it off on warranty on Monday, it was back on Wednesday fully working. That's what I'm expecting.

Not to beat the dead horse, but when I paid for The Witcher the game may not have been perfect on day 1 but the characters didn't look like retards.
the reason people gave up on any expectations and accepted not even mediocrity but pile of steaming shit is why games look the way they do.

All you'd have to do is what I did, I haven't payed or pirated any EA games since 2013, nothing from Ubisoft since 2011. If few million of players voted with their wallet things would have changed. Time and time again you buy from those companies and time and time again you complain how shit what you got is, and yet you trip over yourself to pre order the next log of shit they release.

>>1648489
The AAA scene got overjewed completely.
I'm hoping for the indie developers to fix the industry but it won't happen for years if ever.

We'll have to wait and see.

>>1622418
We'll bang, okay?

>>1648512
Oh yeah totally.

The last indie devs to produce a decent game was CD Projekt Red. I hate the witcher but I can respect the effort and success of the series but if you expect indie devs to "save the industry" then all we can expect is "deep" 8-bit trash like Undertale.

In the age of cheaper 3D engines, why bother to use them when it's easier to pump out trash in RPG Maker?

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>>1649517
Just because CD Projekt Red is Polish doesn't mean they are indie anon.

>>1649789
Indie just means independent, i.e. not owned by someone else.

>>1644295
Kek

>>1625825
Brilliant

>>1648110
It's just an observation, lad, no need to get upset.

>>1639099
A porn video starring OG Mudbone, a black pornstar with a humongous penis who screams really loud when he shoots copious amounts of cum from his massive gorilla cock.

>>1649814
According to that logic fucking Actiblizz is Indie.
That's not how it works even if it technically is and yes, I'm aware how dumb that sounds.

>>1648489
>All you'd have to do is what I did, I haven't payed or pirated any EA games since 2013, nothing from Ubisoft since 2011
But that's exactly what I did, anon.

Well, with the exception of Titanfall 2 but that's an entirely different story.

>>1644904
Was that really the most apparent problem with the game, Anon?

>>1648241
lol Bioshit cant die soon enough

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>>1645746
This is CrowbCat's work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

Skip to 19:08

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>>1622418

>>1626605
it is!!

>>1631836
Rip in pussy kitty
>F

>>1625763
Jesus Christ this is some Team America shit right here.

>>1650114
Glad to hear other are doing their part.

>>1650902
Not enough people, really, they're still doing super well. Especially with shit like selling Battlefront at essentially 100-120 bucks depending on where you live.
As I said, Titanfall 2 is actually the only example I can point out to EA not being worse than Hitler, but one game sadly isn't enough.

>>1650567
Can I steal that gif?

Mass Effect: Andromeda is fucking pathetic.
They managed to make a game worse than its predecessors in every single regard, the only good thing to come out of the game is the Backlash skill, every single character is shit, the Forerunner Diadact belongs in Spongebob Squarepants, every other good element was drawn from the old games (meme character appearances) or a product created by the gamer while interacting with the shitty story (context of the story gives decisions more weight to thought than those of previous games)).

I don't care for the retarded facial animations and meme shit, the game is fucking bad and anyone who thinks otherwise should kill themselves.
See this post >>1622426 and know that every single faggot who had a hand in this game was a piece of shit idiot, not just the retarded feminist animators.

>>1625770
omg the face

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>>1622854
>HAHAHAHAHA
>then the ending
Jade empire is in my top 5 games...

>>1639118
haha
it works

>>1644799
It actually looks good on a man.
>"What the fuck are these two whores on about? Fuck, I'm outta there!"

>>1649517
Ever heard of Crate Entertainment?

>>1650340
It was made by Canadians so evidently so.

>>1625474
kek

>>1648247
This really puts a spin on it. I'm watching all these webums now with Ryder trying to 'be cool' on 'cid

>>1645307
i'm playing the first release version pirated. it's true, all of it.

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>>1618834
Are there different Sara Ryders in the game or can you select her race?

>>1625641

H-he's fast!

>>1629902

You're the reason devs fling shit at their keyboards and don't care the kind of mess it makes.

You have no standards, and its the reason American games have been dumbed down to ridiculously low levels.

>>1630367

I dunno, a story driven game which relies on quality animations to tell its story through close up animations?

>>1651121
They also fucked Titanfall 2 by making it compete with Battlefield One, their own fucking game.

>>1618849
I can fap to this.

>>1625762
This kills the human

>>1646425
there was a tranny in the game? The more you know.

>>1625658

Is that drunk Michelle Obama.

>>1653915

man, after leaving the white house, she fell on hard times

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>>1653909
>>1653915

>>1622418
Anyone else notice the Addison chicks eyes spaz the fuck out?

>>1649814
CDPR is independent, but receives a a budget of some kind i believe

>>1644799
>its the future and women are still not in the kitchen
>imma out here

>>1646862
and uncharted and the last of us, you forgot those anon

This thread needs more Mass Defect
>>1625641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hu8EJ36MBw

>>1625710
Female Ryder is an autismo
Male Ryder is a sociopath

>>1619864
>kellergremm o steeyul

love the accent

>>1628980
did they fix this with the patch?

>>1625710
Yes, and they were all based off of the game devs.

>>1653831
Yeah, the human that is playing the game.

>>1625770
"Lets go kick their asses, but first I need to shit in my pants!"

>>1625825
By far way more believable than anything in the actual game.

>>1652694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVOUlNCJK2Y

>>1625770
if a woman ran at me like that I'd bust a nut laughing

>>1652860
if u pick a ching chong ryder ur dad and ur twin change to be ching chongs also

>>1646226
Limmy please.

>>1625658
>mfw after 10 shots of brandy

>>1630625
>FAGGOT KROGANS
IM SO GLAD I DID NOT WASTE MY MONEY ON THIS SHIT

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>>1625774
Her face reminds me of private Pyle for some reason...

>>1647994
a bucket of 10 year old puss mixed with shit, piss and cum from the corpse of a mentally handicapped (kinda redundant because they all are) console fanboy.

>>1625658
>U fockin' wat, m8 ? I'll bash ur fockin' headin; i swear on me mum !

>>1637319
They literally are.

>>1626674
You did it at the wrong part, it should be when they're trying to explain it to him.

>>1625658
>fuckin' abbos m8

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>>1628984
>everything about that webm

>>1618850

Rofl

>>1619864

>lady with a scottish accent

wut a lass :3

>>1665203
this

>>1661090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXZt4-LTtHw

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>>1622418
>yfw your father is dead but you gotta get laid

Anyone got a webm of the asari lecturing someone about her pronouns like she has a tumblr page

>>1629902
Go die.

>>1637319
Go die.

>>1649517
>Shitting on the one group that's trying to help gaming revive.

Go die, your opinion is provably stupid.

>>1631561
they released gameplay a few months before release. Also a lunch trailer before the day of release. Guess what, the trailer looked like shit too

>>1640121
Yes but at least its high quality garbage. It is a well done game done with enthusiasm. People worked hard to develop that. On the other hand, we have this pathtic of shit of a game.

>>1618849
HE HAS ACCESS!

>>1652019
CAN YOU?

>>1653372
ur sick

>>1622418
THE SHEPHARD IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE.

>>1625736
is xe supposed to be doing sign language?

>>1618849
kek