ITT: Birds and bird accessories

>>1617605
Wasn't this some kind of therapy for the bird?

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>>1618292
I saw the original vid on youtube I think, he shows off this big huge cage wth no corners and is like, "hey, this cage is really cool right? It gives your bird lots of room and the fact that it's round maximizes the- NOPE FAGGOTS CAGES ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING USE THEM" as he smashes the fucking thing. Paraphrasing of course.

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>>1620056

>>1620056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY436JiiCjg

>>1620070
pebble is rad

>>1617608
I love how much fun this guy has with his bird.

>>1620070
wow that bird's great hang in there bird

>>1617605

someone post the one saying 'fucking legend'

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>>1620609

>>1620070
>"I'll break your cock"

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>>1620070
Anyone have subtitles for this wild maniac?

>>1627194
>how a cock reacts to a hot hooter

>>1617605

BIRD

>>1617605
>Fucking ram Taylor

Always gets me

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>>1627150

>>1627161
Team work makes the dream work

>>1627194
>notice me senpai

>>1617618
best filename

do birds have autism?

>>1622517
i love the different inflections he has
>what the fuck.
>what the fuck?
>what the FAAUUCKK!

>>1622517
Subtitled version is in the OP, you blind fuck

>>1628541
Think of them more like a two year old.

Highly curious, destructive, and playful. Also loud and messy,

>>1627182
>when you love the song but can't remember the words

>>1627194
>cats vs dogs

>>1628541
In short, yes.

>>1628525
>0:04
I usually do this sound with my fingers when knocking on a table for example.

Where is this from?

>>1629515

Very common little rhythm which is known throughout the world. Can be referred to as "shave and a haircut" - google it for more info; wiki was a simple enough little page for it.

>>1627194
Makes me wonder what's the evolutionary advantage of being a mad cunt.

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>>1627194

>>1628525
>tfw you do a sick drum solo but your owner still won't give you a treat until you tap that stupid fucking rhythm they like for some reason (twice)

>>1617614
lel

wtf i want a bird now?!??

>>1631183
Oy vey!

>>1627194
>Tripfag enters the thread.

>>1631272
It's probably a lot more fun to have a friend with a pet bird than to own one.

>>1631272
>>1631359
What he said. It's like playing with someone else's cat: all of the fuzzy wuzzy, none of the puke and piss and shit and vet visits and super fun claw time.

>>1627192
>australian joins the thread

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>>1629530
Bitches love a mad cunt m8

>>1631183
>Goldberb is at it again

>>1617613
I'm 99% sure i've been to jail with this guy

>>1620067

:/

>>1631241
This is the real straya

>>1617610
>"So instead of just killing them, you just... feed them a nut."
>gives it an actual nut

Oh thank fuck! Because at first I thought he was going to... never mind.

>>1617614
>I must go. My people need me.

>>1620067
You know, I can understand how the bird might not let you near his dead friend, grieving and all. But rolling the corpse into a joint might be crossing some boundaries.

>>1620067
hahahahahaha look at that little fuck rolling with his dead buddy.

>>1631756

underage b& get the fuck out

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>>1620067

>>1631639
>mgs final boss

>>1631765
Magpies partner for life, when you see a lone Maggy the love of it's life is either on the other tree or gone forever

>>1632091
oh

>>1632168
oh

>>1632447
Why has this bird call become shorthand for madness?

>>1632945
Repetition maybe?

>>1627179
that's some sinister kaiju shit right there!

>>1617608
translation
>sluts
>shut the cunt
>hahahah ahh
>bullocks
>shut the fuck up
>cuckold
>sluts
>heheh cuckroy (????)
>hooker
>fuck off you slut

>>1633327
he says twat not slut
fuck off then not cuckold
cunt rag not cuckroy
fucker not hooker

>>1632156
It doesn't seem to appreciate the wrapping job.

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>>1631639

>>1632993
That's the movie set of the next Pacific Rim. They'll just touch it a little with CGI before release.

>>1628528
>>1628529
>>1628530
>zach_hill_rehearsal_footage.mp4

>>1617610
hugh laurie?

>>1627194
drunk VS sober

>>1631454
>feeding a cassowary
Damn fucking right they're shaking.

>>1631232

Always, always when I see that face and movement remind me of those freak angels from Evangelion

>>1632075
Don't spread bullshit. Magpies mourn their dead, like most corvidae. You wouldn't claim that humans mate for life because of our tendency to mourn our dead, would you?

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>>1634432
It's a common piece of knowledge and a known fact, it's why many people salute Magpies when they see one solitary. Look it up of you have to.

Your comparison is also ridiculous, some spiders eat the heads off of their mate after sex, you can't say for that fact that humans do. Get pecked

Requesting the raven saying fuck you.

>>1634443

Now that's hardly a parrot

>>1631756
xxxDD

>>1633878
s o f t

>>1631732
god dammit anon, not while I'm high. That was good though, you got me good.

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Anyone got the one where the bird smacks its beak and explodes?

>>1633802
>zach_hill
not
>portnoy

weak as fuck bro, at least reference a good drummer

>>1632918
oh.

>>1628530
>when you beat your meat for the first time

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>>1635328
>rude
That thing is made for tearing flesh apart like its nothing, and you are showing a camera in its face when its feeding. That bitch should be glad it didn't add her hands to the menu.

>>1631241
sorry m8 im austrailian

>>1635265
>Kill gods!

>>1635265
what species?

>>1635830
I'm not very good at identifying birds, but, going for the amazing sound mimicry skills, I'd say that's a Lyrebird.

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>>1635265
ya

>>1634480
Yeah it's more of a magpie, or maybe even a pigeon

>>1617605
>Trump's bird
Even has his hair, am I right?

>>1636359
Sorry about your dog

>>1636359
this killed my cat

>>1636375
>>1636500
i don't get it

>>1627194
Obnoxious loud south American man taunts native American reserve resident

>>1627155

What the actual fuck is wrong with cockatoos?

anyone have the webm of a bird being given a treat, and 2 other birds try to take the treat?

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>>1634354

I think I like the build up to this one more

>>1636605
I've heard that they go genuinely insane when away from other cockatoos, but also they're weird birds to begin with.

>>1635864
Fucking. Hell.
Got me good.

>>1636713
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>1640512
>"bird" walking.webm

it's motherfucking eric, b*tch!

>>1629530

I'm an evolutionary biologist and
>>1631513 is right. It's mate attraction and sexcual selection.

>>1627179
Way to go buddy. It took us 3 days to make that city of cups. 3 DAYS!

>>1635265
>8-bit music

>>1631639
Put some Irish music to this and make this bird a riverdancing St. Patrick

>>1635348
It's magic

>>1632447
oh shit I'm late, it's 26 o'clock

>>1617605
>You'll scream
>I'll break your cock
Lost.

>>1628528
>Michael J Bird.webm

>>1640784
How many bongs is that?

>>1641057
lol

>>1631720
XDDDDDDDDD so funny le hidden double meaning. Hahahaha good sex joke about cum

>>1627182
song?

>>1635599
>weabirb.webm

>>1636302
Mrs. Nezbit

>>1640511
Song name?

>>1627179
That look at the end
>"My god, what have I done?"

>>1617605
His cockatiel died the other day.
It's very sad. The man really loves his birds.

>>1633878

Why do its pupils dilate every time it talks?

>>1629530
You can survive Australia

>>1641384
indian ringnecks, together with other species, show emotions through their pupils. they dilate, for example, when they're happy or excited.

>>1640516
banjoThreeie.WebM

>>1635599
its voice is so clear, what is it? Is that actually the birds voice?

>>1641244
What lovely plump dinosaurs.

>>1641946
It's a mynah bird, and yes, they really are that good at emulating speech.

>>1634443
In Britain its an old wives tale that seeing a lone magpie in a tree is bad luck; for this reason, one of the ways to "counter" the bad luck is to ask where their husband/wife is.

>>1642104
My Grandad told me it was 'Good day Mr.Magpie'. It's stuck on me and it is based on fact if you look it up, they pair for life

>>1642113
For me it was "good morning mr magpie, where's your wife?" or "good morning mrs magpie, where's your husband?"

>>1635599
Holy shit. Like, other "talking" birds in this thread sound like they're saying words, but it's clearly bird screeching that sounds a lot like words.
But this one sounds like it's an actual speaking voice. That's fucking amazing.

>>1641244
Is this a form of ASMR?

>>1641981
their feathers are so cool, then you see their face which looks like an albino's sunburnt ballsack

>>1642115
WOT

>>1631183
Oy vey goyim!

>>1632091
Oh fuck. :(

>>1635847
Yep, it's gotta be a lyrebird. They're amazing

>>1627150
it looks very happy

>>1627171
that's cute as fuck

>>1631639
Miia dislikes this

>>1640568
Fucking legend!

>>1635519
that was nothing short of the most adorable birb i've seen

>>1642653
beautiful

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>>1628530

>>1631756
2 edgy 4 me

>>1636605
Their instinct is to fly and be in the open, not confined to sitting around indoors. They also mate for life. They quite literally go insane when kept in captivity like this.

>>1627175
>bored shitless and deprived of freedom and companionship to the point of insanity
Fuck anybody who keeps birds as pets.

>>1629530
>>1641592
So, those tips from that "Ashley gets bullied" Fresh Prince episode are actually true?

>>1632091
>/bird9k/

>>1642914
Yeah, I only think a few dudes actually manages to do it right- theres this guy with "MrMax" a cockatoo he basically always keeps a person with at all times.

>>1641244
The Birdman Group

>>1635599
Laura. Laura.

>>1641057
Did he died?

>>1642110
>Bird equivalent to the the loudest orgasm yell

>>1617605
>bords home gets broked
>gets upset

this webm is making me sad /birb/bros

>>1628525
very fucking cool my man

>>1631183
>these comments

4chan, you are still great sometimes

>>1631241
DAIMO, GIT ORF THE FUCKIN CLOSE LINE
>nah fuck you mum waaarblewarblewarble
DAMO OIM FARKIN SIRI ARSE, OIL GIT YA FARTHER
>nah no worries mum yewwww

>>1631765
bird feels are hollow, making them lighter than human feels but they are able to soar much higher.

:(

>>1632945
easily recognisable call brought to the surface as a calming anchor in the midst of brain trauma?

maybe the tie in originally started with animated cartoons showing cartoon birds, which then evolved to cuckoos, swirling around peoples heads after traumatic cranium encounters.

i think a better questions would be why are you asking serious questions on 4chan

>>1633878

h e r e a t g i r l f i n g e r s w e l o v e o u r b i r b s

>>1640512
is eric having a good time bros?

>>1641236
flocking kek

>>1642834
What band?

>>1643269
Birdy nam nam

>>1617613

Would feeling his dick up your ass confirm that last 1 %?

>>1617614
>ood quality bait

>>1640784
Lost

>>1641331
Lunacy by Swans

c'mon man just type the lyrics you hear into google and it gives it to you. Or if you are a lazy fuck use shazam

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>>1627194

>>1631183
top kek

>>1627171
clipped wings and voice box removed. real cute.

>>1635751
>shin megami birb

>>1636359
This is great. Which song is that?

>>1643650
These things are so fucking cool. They look like god damn dinosaurs.

>>1636605
they're the malkavians of the avian world

>>1631183
oy vey! Every egg is another shoa!

>>1645236

The theme from My Neighbor Totoro

>>1644832
really needs the Jurassic park theme

can you teach a birb not to shit on you or even on your furniture?

>>1645409
If anyone says T. Rex would look stupid with feathers, I invite them to imagine this thing, only the size of a bus.

>>1631183
never change 4chan, never change

>>1644832
Holyshit thats metal.

The other day I saw here a great .webm of toucan jumping around a office. Anyone has it by any chance?

It's not on youtube (searching for "tamed toucan")

>>1644832
Out fucking skilled

>>1642973
Couple of hard, box-hitting chukars.

>>1643650
something tells me that these aren't very good pets, but I still want one as a pet, it's cute and it's cool, fuck you mom, I chose both.

>>1642573
tail looks very different to the lyrebirds I've seen

>>1644832
I enjoy the cat's "wait what just happened" expression.

>>1628530
he's fast!

>>1640516
WELL DONE HUMAN, WELL DONE

>>1644832
>rulesofnature.webm

>>1631241
>I've come from a land down under

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>>1647202

>>1642115
>heil

>>1643650
>>1645409
>>1646323
>>1646847
THE TALON KING WILL GUIDE USH

>>1647824
i see what you did there

>>1635519
angery birdo

>>1642834
I can't help but think that that probably feels really fucking good. Kind of like scratching an itch in its brain or something.

>>1643010
RIP Waldo. You will forever be in my heart.

>>1642653
Lemme smash

>>1648657
as much I love me birbies, that shit is unsettling

>>1632091
what the fuck man

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>>1649258
Things like that stop being so emotional when you realize the current species aren't the only ones, the best ones, the ones that have been with us the longest.... There has been many millions before them that no longer exists, with or without human intervention, and there will be many millions more. Almost all species of us, animals, plants, fungi.. will cease to exist in our current form eventually, but our offsprings, or genetical relatives will go on. That is life. Extinction is just a macro version of the traditional life-death cycle.

>>1636302
"YES I'M GETTING THE PETS"
"The fuck is this?"
"A FUCKING HAT REALLY?"

>>1645409
>look like god damn dinosaurs
>look like dinosaurs
>like dinosaurs

>>1644832
I once watched as a pack of chickens ripped through a nest of mice.

Chickens exist to eat and run in formation.

>>1636552
/f/ memes.

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if anyone knows the track.... let me know

>>1627179
>what have i become
>my sweetest friend

>>1636557
stop whining bout how your ancestors traded their landed for casino rights

>>1652371
2pac - heartz of men instrumental

>>1647113
I met one of those yellow ringneck parrots at a nursing home this week. I walked over to say hi to it and it began screeching at the top of its lungs at me.

Birbs hate me :<

>>1620056
the message was that the rounded cages with no corners were bad, not all cages

he says he puts pebble into a cage with a padlock

>>1649470
Damn I haven't heard lady sovereign in years, I wonder what she's up to

>>1644733
...Voice box removal is a thing?

>>1642914
They can do funny noises without being "insane", you know that, right? It's a cockatoo.

>>1642179
Pretty sure its because japanese lends itself to their mimicry better than english.

>>1653824
why is that exactly, im interested

>>1642118
>>1642113
So that's where that Radiohead song comes from

>>1643145
No, it's just upset at all the noise he made while crushing the cage. That one belonged to another bird he owns (named Jojo apparently), and destroyed it because he insists that round cages are terrible and you should only put birds in ones with corners.

I believe the bird in that webm, Pebble, previously had an abusive owner and learned the swear words from them.

>>1649066
[spoiler]HAI[/spoiler]

>>1646323
frankly, T-rex didn't have feathers.

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>>1634298
Sachiel a cutie

>>1649066
[spoiler]henlo[/spoiler]

>>1620067
nuuuuuuu

>>1627194
*autistic screeching*

>>1631639
Someone should cuban pete on top of this.

>>1649036
please

>>1631229
Aww

>>1635599
So what is the birb actually saying?

Pretty sure Ohayou is good morning right?

>>1628530
fucking brutal

Anyone got the one where the bird is whistling next to a toy that repeats what you say and then gets mad as hell when the toy copies it?

>>1635519
>I'm angery. Angery about finger.

>>1641236
underrated

>>1643650
This is a bird thread, that is clearly a velociraptor. I must ask you to leave.

What's the webm with the parrot that get's chill then shakes it head to the music? It was also one with a certain song that I've been trying to find.

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>>1659576
I got you

>>1620070
>you fucking nigger

>>1631208
Kek

>>1654484
More vowels, less consonants probably

>>1660102
I had a tiel that made behaved just like that when I first got it. I miss her.

Also, that Hitler cat in the background.

>>1636605
Cockatoos to birds are like Japanese game shows to humans

>>1631454
an offering so it doesn't disembowel you

>>1653572

Yeah, it's most commonly done to dogs in the US. People like mutilating animals for the person's convenience. Most are just ignorant, though.

>>1635265
if J-Roc was a bird

>>1659995
No it was a green bird, and the song in the webm was very electronic.

>>1659995
my parrot also gets mad at me when i whistle

its the funniest shit

>>1659995
damn I miss my little nymph

>>1644832
clever girl

>>1652344
I'd heard a few times chickens pick on one of their own until it dies, and they may eat it.

>>1627155
This bird has autism i'm sure

>>1652286
Surprise! Dinosaurs had feathers!

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>>1663665
Birds are technically dinosaurs.

>>1663676
Good birb.

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It's just birds

>>1631639
>I specifically requested the opposite of this!

>>1646847
Well they're a social bird and they're not doing good extinction wise. Kinda big too.

I think buying one might be the biggest problem.