Alex Jones thread

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>Alex jones thread
>Start with Stefan
One job OP

>>1615918

I tried

Wrong fuckin webm

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>>1615908

>>1616067
i hope the libcucks at superdelux got some redpills going through all those alex jones videos.

/r/ YOU WILL DIE, NOT US

>>1615922
KEK

>>1616080
can't open a pickle jar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEDA8ArRlgY

>>1615908
alex jones is just one hyperactive weeb

>>1616067
>i am 1776

FUCK that got me good

>>1618210
>every political discussion with a hillary voter

>>1615908
i see Alex Jones as Eric Cartman

>>1618185
>cancer meme, the webm.

>>1618494
Hillary voter here
Debate me

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>>1618737

>>1618494
Normie detected

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>>1615908
OC here

>>1618047
I love that, kooky as Rogan is, even he is like "damn dude lay off the psychedelics".

>>1621178
nice

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>>1615908
>alex jones
>is stefan

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>>1615908

does anyone have a webm of him saying "im alex jones and this is the infowar"?

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>>1615922
POP

post the one where its edited to make it seem like alex jones is executing the viewer

>>1616080
They're ok but they got less willingly to fuck with the left side as the election actually came to the wire which was disappointing.

Anyone have the dramatic one where he's standing outside by the fire pit and it slowly ramps up until he's yelling about how the globalists already killed everyone he knew and most of his family?

>>1615908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qX5ZbZJrY4

This is the only thing this thread needs.

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>>1618494
The door is to the left newfag

>>1618213
>webm of alt-right man freaking out over politics
>says it's how hillary supporters out
I don't understand your point

>>1623142
He's not alt-right you dumbass.

>>1622790
pls someone do this

>>1622212
Whomever made this. You done good.

>>1624526
That would be Richard Linklater.

Anyone have the one where he's outside in the dark by a fire saying "welcome to the infowars"?

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>>1616080

Super Deluxe was the reason I voted Trump

>>1618087
No holds barred fight between these two.
Who wins?

>>1623896
>[ ] Call Alex Jones a russian agent
This is going into my bucket list

>>1615922

V A C U U M S E A L E D
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>>1621236
got me good, jesus

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>>1622201
the worst part is he's right too. minus the interdimensional stuff, i have no idea what he's trying to say there.

>>1624784
Jones. I'm not even meming. He'd destroy him in a second.

>>1624784
>SUPER MALE VITALITY vs roach

gee anon i'm not sure

>>1622201
where's the music from?

>>1616080
desu i dont know what superdelux is politically. its like they have 3 different chief editors and they all approve whatever the hell it is they feel like.

>>1623142
He's not alt-right, and that's part of a comedy bit he did.

>>1625776
Deus Ex I think

>>1618185
Welp, now I have to fap.

anyone got the one where they chopped up samples so he's singing that nasheed song? It starts with salil al sawarim

>>1618073
I've been wondering for so long what that overlay image is on that video.

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>>1615908

>>1616080
why are right wing retards -assuming youre not just memeing- so incapable of ever arguing their fantasy conspiracy theories that constitute their narrative?

>>1628177
>fantasy conspiracy theories

lol did you literally just crawl out from under a fucking rock?

>>1628070
shills btfo

>>1623896
Heard him swear before but never fuck/fucking, so weird so hear

>>1618737
I have never felt the shockwave of a fedora being tipped this much before.

>>1621236
sauce on original movie?

>>1618494
Listen bro, run a hot bath, get a straight razor and just get to work!

Well

>>1615920
I need a longer version of this.

>>1618073
Nice Vegeta SSJ theme but what the hell is that a picture of?

>>1622212
11/10

>>1622201
WOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH ALEX!!

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>>1626596
>>1628821

Pretty sure.

>>1628177
>constitute their narrative?
stop trying to sound smart

you're a dumbass

also look up gay frogs atrazine. it is 100% scientifically conclusive

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My attempt

how does manly man of american manliness feel about the current situation in syria

>>1632305
all arab moooslim goatfucker cucks need to be genocided. syria needs to be given back to the syrians

>>1624619
And his team of russian, alien rotoscope animators.

>>1631847
This is actually pretty catchy.

>>1623896
That escalated so quickly in the context of the conversation.

>>1621178
kek good work anon

>>1628713
edji

>>1632305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj4h99lIZ84

he thinks it's really bad. Honestly, I thought he was just going to shill for Trump but it's pretty cool to see him come out and literally call trump a dumbass. AJ is so based nowadays.

>>1633448
haha yeah fukc drumph amirite xD 2017 2017 2017

>>1615908
gotta say people always think israel is somehow relateable to other states. thats just plain wrong. they are hardly a democracy and the state itself doesnt really accept citizens based on citizenship but on the reeligion the people have + ofcourse they are wildly racist against black jews(which is another level of hypocracy in the whole system). but yeah whole thing is a gotcha moment.

>>1633521
Found the Trump shill.

Trumpites > Trump shills forever and always. Don't you have a retirement home to get back to, you honorably discharged from his janitorial job in the Navy baby boomer cuck?

>>1633614
Found the Moloch shill.

Niggers > Moloch shills forever and always. Don't you have a degenerate gay homosex gay anal millennial /utg/ IRC junta to go back to, you CTR ShariaBlue cuckold gay anal faggot interracial tranny cuckold SJW jewish kike millennial? Kill yourself. Die in a bus fire. Die in a river fire. Fuck off back to your gay anal millennial /utg/ IRC junta.

>>1633618
>implying Moloch shills and Trump shills aren't the same.

Open your eyes, you cuckbrain. We were conned. Trump ran as the new choice. The one who was outside the influence of Skype & Friends. The one who wasn't going to follow the same pathetic, pro-Saudi, pro-Jew, pro-interventionist bullshit as all the other politicians and (((businessmen))). That's what he was supposed to be. But then...

>No wall
>Obamacare is still around
>Swamp is not drained, and the cabinet is filled with the same lobbyists he was supposed to tell to fuck off
>Europe has decided to stay in their liberal wasteland
>Our hope of allying with Russia to defeat ISIS is fucked.
>We're getting into war with Syria

He lied to us, and now (((Jared Kushner))) is going to lead him into war with Russia and we're all fucked. But go ahead, keep using your "muh liberal" buzzwords, because there's no way that maybe we're just fed up that the one man who was supposed to be different is just turning out to be more of the same.

>>1633630
fuck off back to /utg/

>>1633633
>>>/Skype/

>>1633644
>>>/utg/

>>1633630
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Everyone)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) that disagrees with me is a ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((JEW))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>1633699
t. jew

>>1633521
are you retarded? Trump did a bad thing by bombing the same people who are fighting ISIS?

He is giving in to the NWO you idiot.

I am not saying Trump is bad overall, but good people can do bad things.

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>>1615918
Translate to Japanese and weebs would be creaming themselves all over this.

>>1621178

Good one.

>>1633521
I like trump i was just glad to see alex calling him out and proving he wouldbt support trump when he makes bad decisions

>>1633739
Source on the music?

>>1633843
Why?

>>1634035
joji - love u

>>1634282
Probably because it sounds like typical shonen protag high energy speech

>>1615920
oh my god... my side

>>1616067
>i am evil
lost

>>1622201
ALEXPILL

Part I

The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; Some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organize, the bad instead are the ones that organize, because they lust after power. Powerful consciences don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.
Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evils will have to contend, not just good.

>>1634721
ALEXPILL

Part II


And the Elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology to try to take our best minds, and build some type of breakaway civilization where they’re going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the failed species that is man, which is kind of like a false transmission because they’re thinking what they are as ugly and bad, projecting on to themselves instead of believing, no it’s a human test about building us up, and so, Google set up eighteen, nineteen years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I’m just saying I have good sources. They want to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a super-computer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into the internet exchange (holy shit), and so all of our thoughts go into it, and we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future.

>>1634727
ALEXPILL

Part III

And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system. There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the paedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed.
(((whait a sec. the vamps ctrl AI,how they do it)))
The paedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations.( That’s Satan..)
That’s Satan. (((explain..))) Satan became something, that you know, the stupid preacher tells you about, who’s totally controlled or something you read about in the news or TV, but this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we are given to build something much better and empowers the species so the species is now making a decision about its entire future.
(((Where you getting this from..)))
I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, watching the enemy, that’s the big decision that humanity has now got before us.

>>1622201
I almost came when I watched this live

>>1628371
Breakfast at Tiffanys, I think.

>>1615920
my sides are in orbit

>>1615908
That's Stefan, not Alex

>>1622201
ALEX,THE FRUIT FLIES

>>1620611
I'd like 10 please

>>1625726
Exactly, he's right about all these things

>Elites wanting to live forever
Of course they do. Rich people are always trying to fund medical advances, and even cryogenics and all that shit.

>Google modelling human neurons
They already do, they're called neural networks and they're used in modern artificial intelligence.

>Elites using machines to build a new civilisation
That's exactly what rich people want to do; use technology to separate themselves from the plebs. Watch the movie "Elysium" starring Matt Damon, it's all about that.

>Elites being paedophiles
Jimmie Saville, Woody Allen, I'm sure there are more.

As you say, the inter-dimensional thing is the only thing that I'm not sure I accept... or understand.

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>>1615908
since u failed OP, i got some fresh stefan "not an argument" molymeme.

Can someone add a thug life to the end of this video? Would be awesome.

36:58 https://youtu.be/m-ceNsIb9G8?t=2218

>>1631981
correct

>>1618743
hahahahaha

>>1622212
this is pure awesome

>>1615908
This guy is a fag

>>1615922
I thought this webm was going to be funnier than it actually turned out to be. I thought he was going to somehow make a crazy conspiracy theory about demonic possession because of how she opened the jar.

>>1637093
Stefan is a bit of a jackass, I'm virtually positive he goes out of his way to challenge people that he knows for a fact can't defend their positions before he argues with them. You'd think that EVENTUALLY he would have had one guy that didn't trail off into nervous and uncharismatic laughter and stuttering every 30 seconds, but it hasn't happened yet.

>>1637566
Watch his debate with Bill Mitchell

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>>1625776
>Not having played the best PC game of all time
You're fucking with me, right?

>>1637549

No conspiracy needed for that one, it's true. That bitch is dying.

>>1624784

Alex Jones would beat him so badly he might even acknowledge the Armenian genocide

>>1623896

Yeah Alex would obliterate Cenk

>>1637018

>That's exactly what rich people want to do

Also why they are trying hard to colonize another planet. The first person to do so instantly becomes the most powerful person ever, with the ability to start an entire civilization from scratch while leaving earth, and everything they dislike about it, behind.

>>1624752
Hartman hip.jpg

national treasure

Well hey, my thread is still active.

>>1615908
Ive gotta say, I dont agree with everything stefan says, but this is savage.

>>1616080
Obama turned the frogs gay that's a greenpill right there

are you all this stupid?

Alex is a fucking jew, hes not out for your interests. He only exists to make right wing people look retarded.

>>1637940
The joke is he cant even open the damn jar of pickles

>>1622201
How close do you think alex jones is to CHIM?

>>1615922
The reason he can't open it? The GLOBALISTS put plastic over the lid so people will think their isn't any Zyklon G (Zyklon Gay AKA the GAY BOMB) in their pickles. These LIBKEKS are trying to make people gay through pickles.
I don't want to turn gay from pickles. Consuming pickles is already gay enough. Shoving them up your ass? Whoever thought about how pickles are to be consumed probably was a globalist. But boy are they good! I probably shove 5 or 6 pickles up my ass a day. I aint gay tho, my vote for Trump proves it.

>>1631850
Is there one of these with The bone broth?

>>1616067
>i am a liberal uuuhhhh
Im dead

>>1643910
Holy shit me and my friend always joked about this being some kind of video game live action movie.

>>1616067
>I am 1776

10x kek power

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>>1615922

>>1622201
let me give you a basic gestalt

>>1622201
>>1625726
interdimensional just means realm of the mind. very intelligent people are his "5th/6th dimension" because they see patterns of the primitive dimensions. he could use psychological terms like animalistic survival instincts for 2th dimension or chakra terminology or whatever but he choose to fit the space exploring metaphors. nothing unusual because people always use metaphors connecting the next step of human science with emotions. in the middle ages people connected body fluids with emotions in poetry because this was the zeitgeist they were exploring.

>>1622212
it's from the movie waking life. pure mind fuck

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Fresh webm

>>1644983
>>1645011
This is a quality meme. Thank you, friend.

>>1618280
Did you think that up yourself? ;)

>>1637566
I thought the dude in that video was pretty well spoken and it was actually the few videos with a caller that I can say Stefan wasnt a grade A jackass

>>1643910
Jesus Christ 10/10

>>1622201
>invent AI
>merge it with humanity and create a c-consciousness
>transcend into a higher dimension

>all so you can fuck kids

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>>1643910
>ywn have an actual Alex Jones Sega CD game
Why fucking live?

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>>1648754
And the shit version