Birb

>>1609849
Song sauce: Soulful Strut by the Young-Hold Unlimited. Awesome song.

>>1609889
what even is that? I need to know!

>>1609926
Secretary bird

>>1609846
I know so little about birds that this behaviour means nothing to me. It LOOKS like the bird is enjoying itself, but when some other animals bounce like that, it's a sign of severe stress.

So who knows. I'm gonna assume it's a happy bird.

Someone post the one with the hawk and highway to the dangers zone.

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>>1610069
Search for caique videos on youtube, they love hopping and rolling around.

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>>1610064

>>1610211
I find this webm racist and offensive please remove it from your video

>>1609855
>Shitposter-bird

>>1609889
Amazing how their use their legs to kill snakes :O
And they move like dinosaurs

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>>1610625
Hilarious since kookaburras are AUS birds

>>1609859
"Hey that's my money."

"....................ok."

kek

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>>1610728

>>1610204
>Search for caique videos on youtube, they love hopping and rolling around.

Here's the thing. Caique birds are kinda shitty fliers so they mostly walk or hop to get around.

>>1610204
the lengths some people go through in the name of nofap

>>1610294
That thing is huge

>>1610204
I need this keyboard in my life

>>1610712
>LIKE a dinosaur

>>1610294
This needs Initial D music.
Running in the 90s is probably most appropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

>>1610729
found the jew

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>>1609855

>>1611452
no

>>1611452
Weak.

>>1609874
imagine him walking around your house at night

>>1611533
Hmm. Not bad

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>>1611533

>>1611456
Any translation? Loose or otherwise I'm always interested when mimic birds accidentally use the correct context

>>1609856
d-did he die?

>>1611620
Taken from youtube comments:

Abe: Ah, hello, this is the Onou residence
Abe: What's wrong?
Lady: Abetan it was a little early, [abechan says 'okay']
Lady: Please try once more once the phone is ready, then go ahead
Abe: I understand!
Lady: You do understand? I'm counting on you Abechan. It's "Hello, this is the Onou residence" Alrighty?
Abe: I gotcha!

>>1611601

Fuckin saved. I wish the other one had the same length

>>1609870
It's the little victories that mean the most, man

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Any more with birbs filling in songs? I love this shit, though the Disturbed one is my favorite so far.

>>1610211
i think about this webm at least once a week

>>1611451
this is incredibly sweet

>>1610712
>birds aren't dinosaurs

>>1609874
feel birb inc when?

>>1610729
Dirty hook beaked cockatoo, the dusty feathered Jew of the wild.

>>1612320
the person who filmed this was never seen again

>>1611412
corsair k70 lux

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>>1610214

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>>1610223

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what the fuck was its problem?

>>1612735
That's an evil cunt of an Australian Magpie. The males get very territorial during mating season and dive-bomb passers-by, often pecking or clawing hard enough to draw blood.

>>1612835
BIRD

>>1612835
>What I'm thinking?
>I love licking birds
>For me

big kek

>>1611458
Autistic dorg.

>>1612871
>>1612873

Need some metal with these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_9yJIDcU8Q

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>>1612928
shit, wrong one

>>1612928
planetary annihilation?

>>1612878
I feel bad for the owner of this specific bird.

>>1612932
Nah man thats Supreme Commander

>>1612959
TFW u notice how planetary annihilation is a copy

>>1612965
The people that made Planetary annihilation (Epic games I think) are total shitters. The left the game a mess and then went on to make Human Resource, another RTS with a different concept.

They made Super Monday Night Combat, was a cool game but they totally fucking killed that one too. Didn't support it after launch, just moved on.

>>1612965
Now look up Total Annihilation

>>1612878
Is it possible to untrain a bird? Because those noises would depress me.

>>1612965
Copy? It's a sequel in all but name (intellectual property, yadda yadda), just like how a Supreme Commander was a sequel in all but name to Total Annihilation.

(Planetary Annihilation derives more strongly from Total Annihilation than from Supreme Commander though.)

>>1612931
>Mexican gang member
>Birds tells him to fuck himself
>doesn't kill it

See they're not that mean.

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to the guy who wanted it last thread

>>1612875
>deja vu
>car noises

>>1610223
Yes!

>>1611458
Hey buddy, I think there's something wrong with your god.

>>1612997
holy fuck

>>1612928
where can I find more videos like that one?
I love these kinds of sped up game summaries.

>>1612716
pure evil

>>1612970
>went on to make Human Resource, another RTS with a different concept
the kickstarter failed, it never got made

>>1613122
Ah, so people learned not to throw money at people. I thought people were gonna shovel money at it like they do all the other crap on cuckstarter.

>>1612680
thx

>>1612360
Do you know the song that plays in the video

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>>1613081

>>1611533
Kek

>>1612931

I love crows.

I want to start feeding the ones in me neighborhood and become the murder king. I used to be a night shift janitor for a movie theater, so I'd frequently have to throw out huge bags of popcorn, which I would save until morning. The crows were up at that time, and and there was always a few that would hang out and wait. I'd tear a small hole in the bag and give it a good sweep to get a bunch out for them. When I'd go see a movie in the evenings, I'd occasionally get a few crows caws at me, which was cool.

>>1611443
This shit is so fucking funny to me. It's like "I've got a good thing going!"

>>1612997
jeeeeeeeesus
And props for the Swans.

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>>1613335

>>1613393

I was actually just watching that video. The real one that is...

>>1612735
The australian army was severely weakened after their defeat at the hands of the emus. This led to an increase in tensions with other species, who wanted to reclaim the territory the british had taken from them

>>1612737
>FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF MY BOARD

>>1612735
>>1612820
makes me kek

been swooped a few times but never that bad

>>1612835
>fuckin ram
>fuckin ram taylor

>>1610030
it sounds like a nazgûl

>>1613112
what kind of DOG would allow this

>>1612973
you could probably train it to make a less upsetting noise but i don't think it would ever forget that one

>>1612922
how about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6X-7esDzw

or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDIkDOtAuoo (starting at 2:26)

or maybe even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac

>>1613220
no
can someone shazam it?

>>1609855
>IM THE SCAT MAN

>>1613220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvJ3f7SAcKI

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>>1613006
I think they're saying "daijoubu".

>>1613221
R2-D2

>>1614128
>>1613393
masterpieces

gj to whoever made them

>>1611239
autistic birb

>>1609856
It'sa me Waluigi! Waaa

>>1609863
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how amazing birds really are.

>>1609863
>Ey woopie da poopie

>>1610294
beep beep

>>1612701
Bravo, Ivan. Bravo

>>1612704
dude I think your dog has autism

anyone got any bird up webm?

>>1612701
Someone should put this to Hell March.

>>1615302
Socialisminanutshell.webm

Anyone have the ride em cowboy owl?

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>>1611458
Birby Birby Doo
>>1612704

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>>1615866

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>>1615869

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>>1615256
I'm not good at making webms. Doesn't stop me from trying.

>>1612739
>HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>...
>Hi! <3
Surprise adorable

>>1611422
>>1612374

Isn't calling a bird a dinosaur a rather contentious issue? I'm under the impression that it's pretty much unanimously agreed that birds are the direct descendants of a branch of dinosaur, but to call them "dinosaurs" is misleading?

I'm not sure - please educate me.

>>1614144

>owlgasm.webm

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>>1615674

>>1615217
I miss my jenday :(

>>1609855
I thought monkeys were the ones who made that song

>>1612835
>Betrayal
>I'll clean up
>BIRD
top kek

>>1616016
>alljapanesepornthatdoesntinvolvetenticles.webm

>>1616362
Why does its beak sound like gunfire

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>>1616366
You sure its gunfire?

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>>1616725
>

>>1609853
Thanks man

anyone have the one pecking the baking pan?

>>1616725
wat da fug

>>1612711
The last time I saw this someone commented on how birds still got more than a little dinosaur in them...

>>1616839
why are you doing this

>>1615226
What kind of bird is this?

>>1616746
Song source? It sounds like GMS.

>>1616725
>>1616746
Goddamn, do I hate drug addicts and the shit they create while high.

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>>1611623
the sequel

>>1612206
>Disturbed one
?

>>1615971
No. It's not like how people call crocs dinosaurs, because crocs technically aren't. Birds however are direct descendants of a specific group of dinosaur, and fossil records clearly indicate avian dinosaur survival throughout the extinction periods.
Which is why shit like the secretary bird and shoebill birds are so fucking terrifying.

>>1616845
cockatiel

>>1617263

See

>>1611601
>>1611533

>>1612704
>>1615308
>>1611458
>>1612859
These threads are pure cancer.

>>1609874
City's breaking down on a camel's back

>>1617505
i think this dog has autism

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>>1612206

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>>1612206
too bad for the earrape

>>1617542
underrated

>>1615971

Birds are the last surviving branch of the family of bird-like, reptile-like creatures that dinosaurs were part of.

>>1617171
I vaguely remember this thread.

>>1617171
I haven't heard lady sovereign in forever

>>1616062
You don't know much about australia do you?

>>1612739
>>1615964

the bird is max. his owner does a lotta youtube videos

>>1611428
Oh children... It's...

DINNERTIME!!

>>1611451
this is so adorable it's making me tear up, I love birds <3

>>1612739
feel good inc.

>>1610072
what bird

>>1609855
That part where it's shaking it's wings and hooting gets me everytime

>>1615226
Sorry about your dog

>>1615226
The way it looks at the camera right at the end warms my heart.

>>1615866
Man, am I the only one who thinks this is so soothing?

>>1618262
Woodcock

>>1612739
bird has a trump cut

>>1613420
>>1613393
Does anyone have the original?

>>1618338
STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS IT'S NOT FUNNY FUCK OFF

>>1618788
https://youtu.be/AfsnHVaScjg

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>>1610294

>>1615226
this flash killed my dog

>>1617143
Yahel - IM Legend

>>1610729
(((subtle)))

>>1611422
Open the door
get on the floor

>>1615224
>hatebeak

>>1615231
>FUCK YEAH MUSIC
>aw shit headache, wait a sec
>it's gone
>FUCK YEAH MUSIC
>aw shit headache, wait a sec
>it's gone
>FUCK YEAH MUSIC
>aw shit headache, wait a sec
>it's gone

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>>1619055
i want a machine so i can see into the mind of birds
I cant even begin on this one

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>>1612835
>We are fucking actual

>>1616362

>muffled kawaii in the distance

>>1619486
Ghost Birdos

>>1615866
That sound gives me PTSD. There was this old PC game where you had to find a fucking pigeon by sound and I could never catch the fucking thing.

>>1615093
I didn't realize birbs could speak Swedish

>>1612737
>Final Boss of Dark Souls

>>1610294
>Quack! It's the chickun police!
>Hide the eggs!

>>1609856
>>1617261
What kind of bird is this?

>>1619736
>There was this old PC game where you had to find a fucking pigeon by sound and I could never catch the fucking thing.
Which game was it?

>>1612997
uh...what is going on here

>>1618853

Thanks man.

>>1611239
This will always be my favorite bird video.

>>1620044
That actually turned out to be a bit funny.

>>1612878
My sisters african grey mimics the sound of her kid crying, laughing and some of his words. Shits disturbing as hell to hear a baby crying in the dark when you're trying to sleep and you know there isn't a baby in the house...

>>1616825
Man people don't realize how savage birds can be, even domesticated ones like chickens. I've seen hens and roosters both kill mice and rats and saw our rooster kick the ever-loving shit out of an opossum and a racoon in the same week. They've still got that dinosaur brain kicking around in there.

>>1620203
>I've seen hens and roosters both kill mice and rats

Someone post the webm of the rooster (or was it a hen?) stealing a mouse-kill straight from the cat.

>>1620194
have it listen to some /x/ shit
You will be wishing for babycries isntead of *I'm watching* and the like

>>1620359

You should check the reply chain before posting

>>1620369
For some reason I thought I was in another thread. Oh well, fucked up.

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toxoplasmosi, that's why the cat are so unsettled.
the chicken give a shit about it.

>>1617261
allu akbar ?

>>1619913
Soulbringer

>>1615866

When I was a kid my grandpa always had various birds, mostly various doves and some chickens. I hear mourning doves and white wing doves outside my house and my work, but this call takes me bake.

>>1609855
Kookaburra, a genus of terrestrial kingfishers from Australia.

>>1616825
Biologistfag here, birds aren't just a little dinosaur. They're just a branch of dinosaurs that didn't go extinct because warm blooded. They're the last dinosaurs.
Explained better on in this documentary series.
>https://youtu.be/sLlibrF5DRM

>>1613081
damn what a pretty bird

>>1620979
DEEEEENVER THE LAST DIIINOSAUR!

>>1610064
is this a jojo reference?

>>1611239
>*/r9k/ screeching*

>>1611458
dude i think your dog has autism

>>1612835
>/pol/ly doesn't want your damn cage, merchant

>>1620134

neck yourself my man

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>>1609849

>>1619886
Waluigi's parrot

>>1618822
noice

>>1620979
>They're just a branch of dinosaurs that didn't go extinct because warm blooded
It's highly unlikely that most dinosaurs were ectothermic.

>>1612835
If anyone doesn't know, this bird is a rescue and came in that tiny little round cage. Round cages are bad for any bird and especially one of that size.

>>1620991
>Angery

>>1616746
>the filename isn't "when the skooma hits"

>>11618790
Yeah every thread has this exact same same, old as hell comment... But nobody ever tells me if dog really has is autistic

>>1611428
U Wan Sum fuk?

>>1611452
>the one eurobeat song i know is probably the best

>>1617686
I think he means how shows and movies always put kookaburra noises when showing a jungle or tropical forest.

>>1610729
oy vey

>>1612878
Holy hell it sounds like an android baby malfunctioning.

>>1619486
Dark souls mushroom?

>>1610064
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

>>1612320

John...

come out John...

it's time to go...

>>1610294
I wanna hear it with the Magnificent Seven theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iteRKvRKFA

>>1619886
Gullah

>>1611451

I love how birds get music. Play music for a doggo, and it just thinks there's an injured animal in your speaker.

>>1618810
ty

>>1610064
What the fuck has evolution done to this bird?

>>1621592
I get it

>>1612701
God bless whoever edited this.

>>1619320
Its probably their little routine.

I mean birds are basically prisoners, its probably nice to have a habit to perform.

>>1610722
bro, boxers are my fav kinds of doggos too!

>>1618338
What the fuck meme is this

>>1616016
>/pol/ posts on /wsg/

>>1621710
It has crafted it into the ultimate dancer. Who are you to question nature?

>>1621632
lost so hard

>>1621632
I fucking love Eric videos.

>>1619993
Druid ritual. They even wild shaped and everything.

Johnny?
Johnny!
JONNNNNHHHYYYYYY

>>1615226
Sorry about your dog dude

>>1622039
kek

>>1620422
This needs some country music about being an AMERICAN.

>>1621169
fuck niggers

>>1622171
this is just giving the poor birb PTSD

>>1611458
fooled my dog

>>1621368
RareParrot

>>1622171
Finally something new. Thank you.

>>1610204
Stroking a banana-bird

>>1610294
H-he's fast!

>>1621729
If that's how you want to put it, then in a way, we're all prisoners, maaaaan

but at least I'm having a good time with my feathery cellmate. He took a nap on my forehead yesterday! :3

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>>1620044
>>1620134
Go back to /b/ you fucking losers.

>>1615875
what song is this

>>1620044
> :'(

>>1610294
m-masaka!?

>>1615875
>"Signs your birb might be into vaping"

>>1622195
Looks dead to me...

>>1612997 name of song please

>>1624181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzdw1MVJQME

>watch videos of birds doing pretty much everything but chirping
>phone's alarm sound somehow changes to something resembling bird chirping
WTF happened to my phone.

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>>1624511
T̵̛̼͍͍͎̮͔̬͙͢ͅh̴̨̛͍̪̣̗͕̦̲͖̘̳̙͟͡e̶̥͚̝̗̰̟̤̳͈͔͠y̴͍̪̜̥̙̩̗ ̢̛̭͈̥̮̺̳͇̦̰̫̣͙͔̝c̥̤̯̘̮͖͙̣ͅo̙̳̠̺̦̲͚̙͓̫̗͜͠m͎̘̻̩͘é̡̹͙͍̲͉̹͇̤̼̺̮͍͙͎̙̀

>>1618822
Underrated.
Thanks Anon.

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>>1614421
Waluigi nambra waaan!

>>1624400
ty :D

>>1611451
Song name?

>>1613083
lmao. amazing

>>1609859
kekkkk

>>1611443
he's like, "why stop now?"

>>1611449
birb was taught well

>>1613393
kek, lemme smash

>>1615217
this is adorable

>>1620422
>Meanwhile on the ground in Monte Grappa...

>>1621368
literally fucked in the head

>>1620362
Imagine doing that to a friend. Let's say he/she goes away and you're put to watch their house because of their pet bird. Put on some /x/ shit on repeat and watch your friend slowly decent into madness

>>1621054
no? you are either underage or from a non English speaking country. its the song. that's how people think ancient Egyptians walked because f the art.

>>1621248
yeah they are so big