Spongebob Squarepants thread

>>1609894
I remember seeing a list somewhere that showed what all that nonsense would do in a real hipster burger joint.

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>>1609866

>>1610993
wat

>>1610993
when youtube poops were really shit

>>1610988
MA NIGGAAA!!

>>1609935
>In and Out
>hipster burger joint

That's like calling Whataburger, Cookout, or Rally's a hipster burger joint.

But, to be fair, it's vaguely hipstery in that this was just kitchen staff jargon that leaked out into the public because so many kids had their first jobs at In and Out and it was easier to them to order in kitchen jargon to make the same specific burgers they'd make back in the kitchen.

>>1610993
Cancer

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>>1609817

>>1609935
double triple = 6 patties
Bossy = all beef
deluxe = with everything (onions, lettuce, tomato ect)
on a raft = on toast
4x4 = four patties by four slices of cheese so 16 patties and 16 slices of cheese (added to the 6 that make the core of the burger stacked
animal style = cooked in mustard
extra shingles = extra toast
with a shimmy = jelly on the toast
and a squeeze = orange juice on the side
light axle grease = with butter
make it cry = extra onion
burn it = well done
and let it swim = extra sauce.

>>1610988
holy shit that was great

>>1611471
jesus

>>1610988
Have a youtube link for this gem?

>>1611471
Good post.

>>1612107

its a trip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4bgI9tv9nw

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Let the dump commence!

I've got plenty more. Ask and you shall receive

>>1612308
Anchor toss contest

>>1612314
Sorry about the shortness of it; I don't have the full clip on hand atm (I can make an extended version in the morning)

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>>1612329
Forgot clip

>>1612330
I love the anchors chasing the ref

fucking classic

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>>1612337
As promised

>>1612417
fucking NIGHTMARE fuel

>>1610993
kys please

>>1609817
why is squids hand yellow when it says the sassy no?

>>1610988
My sides.

>>1612290
this scene was so worthless but it somehow works as a dub

>>1612295
>kid
Isnt he like 40 now?

>>1613992
I came

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SOnsCZvFbk

>>1611462
GOLD!

>>1611471
Actually that would be 96 patties.

>>1613992

Holy shit

>>1610988
Peak thread. Hitler approves.

>>1612330
/fit in a nutshell

>>1609817
Venezuela 2017.

>>1612151
There should be one for afterwards, where the jellies sing la-la-la

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>>1609817

>>1614064
>why am i still a kid on this old vhs of mine im 40 now !1!!

>>1611471
Most of this is wrong. But good effort my man

>>1613992
This is beautiful.

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>>1612842
>the ref hollering as the anchor chases him

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Is this show still good or not? I keep hearing conflicting things. Nothing can beat the classic episodes though.

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>>1624150
good job at lining up the mouth to the words

>>1624222
He didn't make that, that's an oldass video.

>>1612153
That was fucking wild

>>1613992
That is some god-tier editing to get the mouths to line up like that

>>1616988
this is terribly done and not funny

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>>1624219
heres the whole thing

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>>1623160

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>>1609817

>>1623904
Eagle eye'd viewers may notice that Spongebob claims to have 374 consecutive employee of the month awards. This equates to just over 31 years.

>>1624210
The show got really shitty after season 3 when stephen hillenburg left after making the movie

>>1612286
Fuck you, I watched this episode during a really bad DXM trip and thought I had brain damage

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>>1609817
We need these threads more often

>>1627125
Source?

>>1627509
POGO

>>1613992
this is fucking amzing

>>1627121
Sauce on the song??

>>1613992
kek

>>1624210
it's all run on jokes from the most memoriable episodes being used over and over again like the girl with the biggest tits at the brothel. You can almost hear the animators screaming to be set free from inside the frames.

>>1613992
saved

>>1627525
Mucho gracias, friendo.

>>1610004
Anyone have the Russia scraping Germany off a shoe?

>>1615006
>an heroes

haven't heard that phrase used in a long time

>>1612417
now mix that with some bioshock shit

>>1611222
No one cares whitey

>>1611222
You realize the definition of hipster is being outside the cultural mainstream, being as the mainstream doesn't know any of that burger lingo, what he said is technically correct.

>>1623160
what songs are they scatting anyway?

>>1628264
I know that it's by Ween. Hillenburg apparently had a massive hardon for Ween, judging by the shoe tying song and ocean man.

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>>1621823
no
this is

>>1629953
part time /fit/izen here, can confirm.

>>1629532
Me with every girl who said they like me, and I'm in the Presence of booze...

>>1610993
kek

>>1628889

lol no

>>1613992

His candor is on point...even without the expert dubbing. Fascinating...

>>1612292
Pretty good song t b h

>>1613992
Fantastic dub

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>>1619071
related

>>1610993
It makes me feel bad that I would've laughed my ass off at this when I was 13.

>>1612301
>dude drumpf lmao

>>1613933
Looks like they re-used a scene that had Spongebob holding it.

>>1611471
You forgot the pickles.

>>1631104
Meta

>>1616988
absolute garbage. are you fucking 12?

>>1627121
Whoa, that hit the feels!

j =etta,[y]

>>1612330
TETSUDOOOOO

>>1628264
>>1628996
Flutes of the chi

>>1631104
>
noic

>>1612295
>I'm ready
>depression

>>1630956

got the one about venezuela?

>>1612292
>>1612303

Anyone know why before the spongebob movie the first few seasons of spongebob had actually good singing and original music?

>>1639466
Most of the original staff left after the movie

>>1611471
I could forgive all of that, but he ordered his burger well done.
This is a fish beyond redemption.

>>1639612
>>1639466
Looking back on it, somebody, possibly Hillenburg himself was a metal head. Got both Pantera and Motorhead to do songs for spongebob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SOnsCZvFbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yLhA0ROGi4

>>1613900
Like to see a shooting star version

>>1640115

are you not American or are you just retard?

burgers are usually cooked well-done, unless you like the mushy texture of undercooked ground beef

it isn't steak, having a pink interior doesn't really mean shit when the meat is homogeneous mixture.

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>>1628734

>>1609838
Underrated.

>>1631104
Ty

>>1626187

reading your post it's clear you did sustain brain damage

>>1612144
>That shit soundtrack

No wonder DBZ isn´t as popular in the US as it is in latin america.

>>1640660
FAGGOT

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>>1638957

>>1631056
do people actually think drumpf is funny
>haha le vere funy name xddddd
i dont get it

>>1631104
zing

>>1613900
This one is by far my favorite of these

>>1640660
sound warning

>>1640660
Thanks.

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new

>>1623160
Always wondered what the second song was.
I know that I know it but i can't remember the name.

>>1647075
I know it's the song in the 'This is SPARTA' remix but I'm not sure if it was its own song beforehand.

>>1612153
a true masterpiece

>>1613992
fuckin dead

Does anyone have the DIO webm?

>>1611223
>>1612919
Fuck off, negative nancies

>>1631209
Said the actual 12 year old

>>1640660
lmao im in tears ty

>>1640689
>epic kazoos

Nah the soundtrack made the dbz dub goat

>>1628932
The first one is the hammer theme from Donkey Kong. The last one is Clash on the Big Bridge from Final Fantasy 5. Dunno about the second.

>>1646931
Dont cut back after the communist scene

>>1628932
I think the last one is battle of gilgamesh

>>1640545
t. someone that's never had a quality burger

>>1626187
Nobody cares

>>1623160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-OcTebEjg
related

>>1610988
The star wars music just makes this better

>>1661087
I'm really loving the P5 memes

>>1611471
Close. 4X4 is 4 patties with 4 slices of cheese. It's one of the hidden options at In-n-Out.

>>1612295
what is the song at the end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORBeelx9PY

>>1647721
YT link to the vid this is from?

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Cannot goof the roof.

>>1630348
Yeah I'm sure that happened

>>1665784
Context please?

>>1666068
Some white supremacist kid in Charleston killed 8 black people in a church back in 2015.

>>1666068
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dylann_Roof

>>1666068
bob dylan, clearly

>>1640732
it is a true example, but the stalinist nations are not. It's also not fair or realistic to dismiss an entire half of economic ideology based on isolated failures in poor regions. It would be like saying free market capitalism is bad because it failed in 1754-1770 france, or the US under the AoC.

both are gross oversimplification

>>1612303
>mr krabs
>voiced by louis armstrong

>>1631104
quality post

Anyone have the one with the Russian music and then hardcore moans?

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>>1624150

>>1609894
>A small salad
Every time

>>1661087
kek. Keep at it dude.
Btw, what's the song?

>>1668234
dumb commie

>>1624241
The post must've been deleted. What was it?

>>1681202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jXxnJgeTd8

>>1626187

>by the way i did drugs once

thanks for he heads up chief