Reptiles, froggos e co.

Please tell me that there are more

>>1600150
This is now a thread dedicated to worshiping out god Kek

Is this the official /pol/ embassy?

>>1600150
>average pissed off gf on her period

>>1600150
this is the first thread in like 9 months I genuinely want to see more of

>>1605886
There are more.

>>1600151
I like how the one in the back turns around to watch

>>1600151
do frog bites hurt?

>>1600150
i want more frog thread, but i have nothing
some one save us

>>1600150
Stop harassing Froggo dammit!

And What The Fuck is wrong with your hand?

>>1608679
Yes, a bit.

>>1608679
absolutely not and anyone who says it does is a bitch

>>1600150
the cutest frog

>>1600150
the fucking nasty warts all over his hand

>>1608679
depends on the frig. there is toads with actual teeth.

>>1608679
bite yourself with your lip and find out

>>1614416
this is kind of fucked up

>>1616973
Welcome to 4chan.

>>1600150
>that hand

Poor frog, the owner molestes it so often the bite marks don't even have time to heal

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>Australia

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This is probably my favorite froggo gif

>>1616973
I advise you not to visit /b/.

>>1600150
ree!

>>1617483

Fucking kek, I love it. It's like a webm of my life.

>>1607379
kek, she's a good actor. i hope she is redpilled

>>1617616
But this is gif...

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>>1600150

>>1617483
kek what

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>>1600150

>>1620076
Fucking kek

>>1620068
How do people do this to gifs and webms? I can totally use this to make horrors/monsters for /tg/ stuff.

>>1620089
It uses Google Deepmind to reconstruct the image

>>1617483
i can see why, is good gif

God damn it why are frogs so fucking adorable.

I need a pet frog now.

>>1620076
I have a theory this frig may have actually survived

>>1620974
thick

>>1620068
Tzeentch's froggo

>>1621333
lol made me chuckle

>>1621317
Well, aint that a clumsy snake.

>>1617443

The venom of most american rattlesnakes is far more effective of a coagulant than taipan venom

>>1621317
>mouse sensitivity too high

>>1617633
Why would you hope she is redarded.

>>1614416
YLYL?

>>1621639
underrated post

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>>1621639
>this guy

>>1621013
I would be fascinated and hopefully relieved to hear it.

>>1621320
What a dumb cat.

>>1621639
10/10

>>1617717
I always forget the name of this song. If someone could sauce it for me, I'd appreciate the assistance to a shitfag sauce beggar like me.

>>1622319
Nevermind, I found it myself. Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders.

>>1621323

This man is far too calm and cheerful.

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>>1621314
Did that croc just rip off that other croc's fucking arm?

>>1614416
I hope that's a dead froggo

>>1620076
F

>>1621314
>>1622353
Crocco: Really nigga?

Really?

>>1621319
ssssssssssssssssssssplat

>>1621323

either those snakes had their venom glands removed, or this is the most retarded man on the planet.

You never take your eyes off a venomous snake when their enclosures are open. This is rule #1 they teach you when you're getting certified to handle them. And turning your back on them is just ... brain dead level.

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>>1621330

>>1621639
ahahahahaaa

>>1621333
still epic

>>1621317
Poor snek just gives up

>>1621330
>hey guys what's going on in this thre-

>>1621330
how are animals this stupid?

>>1623563
help i cant stop watching this

>>1622446
god you made me cringe

>>1623916

well aren't we a delicate little princess

>>1623937
*teleports behind you*

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>>1621639
>mfw my joke is still being told

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>>1624002

>>1622446
He is cobra keeper, has like 120 venomous snakes in his house

>>1621320

holy shit that big motherfucker ate that little motherfucker just for having some food wtf

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>>1624354

>>1623563
High Quality Content™

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsjU29olBEQ

>>1621330
it is terrifying how still those animals can get

>>1621317
my sides

is this from that guy that takes care of a shitload of vipers

>>1622446
No, they're all still highly dangerous and venomous.

>>1624002
>my joke
>we did it reddit

>>1620076
You are going to hell

>>1617483
me on the right

>>1620076
MODS

>>1621314
that's definitely not cool

>>1621333
best webm i ever saw

>>1625785
lost

>>1617717
>not one with a guitar
gay

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>>1621333
superior american version

>>1617483
makes me think of frog and toad

>>1620076
This is how Kek ascended into the heavens

>>1621323
The guy needs to get a smaller less conspicuous camera. The snakes probably think its a predator.

>>1621333
Indiana Dragon!

>>1626974
>>1621333
Post the eurobeat version.

>>1621330
>oh, so this is 4ch-

>>1621330
WOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS GONNA EAT ME

>>1624354
ᵣₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑ

>>1621320
What horrible animals.

>>1625785

Oh fuck I've never seen this and I am dying its not even that funny but

>>1617388
Nah, that looks more like eczema.

>>1626974
>barry sanders.png

>>1627570
Yeah, lizards are great and sneks can be okay but crocodiles are just seething hatred manifested into animal form

>>1624115
Where's it's teeth?

>>1626974
this is great

>>1627935
Wilhelm scream won

>>1621314
He is lIke "Dude!?!? Wtf?!?!

>>1620068
What a cute little shoggoth.

>>1626974
But handegg is stupid.

>>1614416
>michigan frog

yea seems right, we're all dead inside here

ps fuck ohio

>>1620076
lost, oh wasn't a ylyl... well I couldn't help but watch it... allot.

>>1621435
You mean Nurgle

>>1627533
:DDDD

>>1621330
This fucking croc has comedic timing.

>>1630755
I was thinking the same thing haha

>>1621330
>the way he slowly closes it just enough
legit split my sides

>>1621330
This is pure comedy. It has a croc, a stupid bird and perfect timing. Also, I hear the croc giggling as the bird approaches

>>1627533
kek

>>1621816
I guess the balloons would eventually lose their buoyancy until the frog was heavy enough to make them descend. I don't know how long that would take or how long it takes a frog to starve to death though.

>>1621317
my fucking corn snake does that too holy shit its so funny

>>1628044
Didn't survive millions of years and rainbows and sunshine my nigga

>>1622446
Or, he probably has a fucktonne of antivenom in a fridge meters away, and doesn't give a fuck.

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>>1617483

>>1621639

kek

>>1625785

I just fucking died

>>1622408
I can't believe you've done this

>>1632160
Antivenom is incredibly expensive.

>>1617483
>I can't believe you've done this

>>1631227
>Also, I hear the croc giggling as the bird approaches

How? The webm doesnt have audio.

>>1621639
i remember making this joke haha

>>1620076
Fuck you faggot. This is no better than some faggott taking their heel to an animal and crushing it. What, am I supposed to laugh because of nostalgia for a game I'm 100% sure he wasn't even able to enjoy himself -him being a edgy millennial memelord that grew up with a xbox360? Fuck him, fuck you.

>>1630402
No more stupid than divegrass.

>>1600150
soo cuteeee

>>1634326
Damn, this post reeks of newfag. (Or bait!)

>>1621013
>>1632134
The balloons pop once they reach a certain pressure and altitide, so he most likely had a very big fall and instant death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4xNcF6T7Is

>>1627518
perfect

>>1621333
imagine being the first european explorer to set foot on this island.

>hey this beach looks nice
>OH GOD FUCK HOLY FUCK SNAKES EVERYWHERE

>>1621330
>Oh, A Cp Lin-

>look at shit in this thread
>suddenly sneks in my recommended on youtube
what

>>1637544

C U T E

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technically froggo

>>1632160
That guy probably has some natural resistance if he's been bitten enough, but i imagine he'd dose himself at meals with extra just in case.

>>1637544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3pO0cSdaKY

>>1628150
It's not a poison snake?

>>1621639
>same joke every time and it still gets replies

Where's the fucking ylyl banana when you need him?

>>1621653
1/10 obvious b8

>>1632150
I like this post

>>1621314

it'll grow back

>>1638682
This snake is so fat it's kinda lewd.

>>1638682
THICC
H
I
C
C

>>1637881

Yeah, numoot is data mining the shit out of this site now

I have frogs everywhere

>>1638340
>only venomous snakes have teeth
special ed is down the hall

>>1638682
C U T E
U
T
E

>>1633331
What the fuck is this

>>1639932

it appears to be an animated short about cartoon frogs in australia

>>1617483
>*lick*
Hey fuck you Jo- wait, is that a worm?
>*stares*
>...
>*lick*
Holy shit John, you're a fucking asshole.

>>1638054
>tortoise

>>1600151
NO INCHE LO HUEVOS NO INCHE LO HUEVO

>>1600150
sauce?

>>1621317
>dont tread on me

>>1625785
omfg fucking apex kek

>>1638682
dat boi thicc af
its the snake version of Ethan Klein

>>1640107
Fucking pickles, man

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>>1640548

>>1638057
>Jurassic Park's main theme now sounds in your head

>>1640835
underrated

>>1621323
That is the most holy shit workplace I have ever seen.

>>1625778
Think that little one is a guana

>>1621330
>I couldn't even do anything

>>1638055
yes hello, this is boner.

>>1628044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv3O-dxplPs

>>1620076
All you frog cucks chill out. As the balloon is let go of it cuts to a rock attached to the balloon, not froggo.

>>1626784
>>1626762
>>1634326
This video might actually be older than you newfags. General rule #2.

>>1621330
Is there a Darwin award for chickens?

>>1640548
>that fucking top one that isn't even close to touch it.

>>1644078
Gonna be honest, the lizard using that thing as a drum is hilarious.

>>1616973
This is kinda funny

>>1623372
Did anyone else yawn when watching this?

>>1630529
ex michifag
can confirm

ps fuck ohio

>>1644078
does this kind of lizard usually bludgeons its prey to death or is it trying to break its neck/spine by momentum, and is just happening to hit the walls?

>>1644641
I know that crocodiles can't eat preys too big so they shake their catch just like in the webm to break little pieces of meat that they can then swallow.

>>1620068
Lost at the doge face

>>1624115
I want to fuck the roof of that snek's mouth

>>1644628
current michifag
pps fuck detroit

>>1644078
notice all the blood on the glass. It's fresh.

>>1640154
Turtle is a general word to describe both tortoises (land) and turtles (sea). Besides, in many languages, the distinction between the two doesn't even exist and there's only one word that translates into "turtle".

>>1623563
>that one in the middle who remains unfazed

>>1626031
my dude stamper

>>1628150
most snakes have retractable teeth

>>1644078
>>1644641

This sucks. That's a huge savannah monitor that would run many kilometers a day, trapped in a tiny enclosure. He's trying to thrash it to death with pure momentum, hitting the glass is not intentional and its hurting him. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the blood is his.

These are creatures of pure instinct and he cant help but behave with this response. shame on the owner for not having this animal in its own room or walk in closet or something, or at least letting it out to feed.

>>1600150
What the fuck is wrong with that hand? You can tell it's been touching a lot more than just frogs.

>>1600150
When normies post on r9k

>>1600150
Why do I get the feeling this guy would fuck his toad given the chance

>>1633331
what the fuck did i just watch

>>1642984
the frog starts squirming, it is a frog.

>>1640835
CUTE

>>1640107
>*autistic screeching*

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>>1600150

>>1621333
>snakes hunting in packs
This is awesome.

>>1640835
that fucking lizzo in the right corner that still gets the party hat gets me every fucking time

>>1650348
What am I looking at?

>>1650405
A Frog Woman

>>1650405
Reasons not to sniff gasoline

>>1617483
The one on the left is just too small to eat the one on the right, even though he really wants to.

>>1644078 Where can i watch the full video

>>1638057
>no feathers

>>1622446
Look up viper keeper, all his snakes are venomous and still fanged, even his spitters.

He's been doing it for over 35 years and only bitten 3 times, and of those three envenomated only once.

>>1644078
>get home
>open pc
>make like
lizard and beat my meat

>>1650405
Homozygous for ooga booga

>>1627533

that made me laugh harder than it should have

>>1621320
Clueless tourist in Paris.

>>1621319
that fucking plop when he hits the ground

lost

>>1637639
plenty of animals can fall quite far without dying due to not reaching a deadly velocity. I feel like a frog is probably one of them depending on size.

>>1625785
fucking lost. well played anon

>>1621314
Reminder that crocodiles are basically unevolved dinosaurs.
This must have happened on a daily basis back then.

>>1638575
KEK

So is that it then? Is this all the reptile gifs and webms that exist?

>>1657218
Yes, you've seen the end

>>1621333
the new Gex looks amazing

>>1633331
Up Next:

Another one of those CS1.6 stick animations

>>1620076
>the day /b/ sent a toad into space
nevar forget

>>1621314
>>1621314
Thee must be a version out there with the audio from "This is how you eat a big mac"

>>1607379
Best Emma.

>>1638055
plz no

>>1608679
More than you can imagine.

>>1621333
There's an SnK edit waiting to be made here

>>1638049
Fuck you faggot. This is no better than some faggott taking their heel to an animal and crushing it. What, am I supposed to laugh because of nostalgia for a game I'm 100% sure he wasn't even able to enjoy himself -him being a edgy millennial memelord that grew up with a xbox360? Fuck him, fuck you.

>>1617717
>the frog beats are not synced with the music beats
the maker of this webm had ONE job

>>1650405
I think its either batsalts or that one that starts with EI. Either way they make you go absolutely fucking mental.

>>1626107
idk, but thats a corn snake

>>1658757
>This is no better than some faggott taking their heel to an animal and crushing it

>comparing video game violence to actual violence
Jack Thompson pls go and stay go

>>1620076
nevar forget

>262 posts
>47 images
What the fuck?

>>1627518
>>1641849
I WAS HOLDING BACK THE ENTIRE TIME WOOOW

>>1640054
Filename fucking killed me

>>1638570
Snekfast

>>1640054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmapcYDxVMI

>>1641849
>>1627518
>>1662041
am dead

>>1646737
you dont know the owner and youre basing your opinion off of a fucking webm. lizards name is reptar and his owner is ryan ploof. ryan lets out reptar more than you get off of your ass.

it's also a water monitor jackass.

>>1621333
>>1626974
>>1627935

truest version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oTLlM2AD7U

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>>1621639

>>1620076
I made a game based off of this video.

>>1662079
10/10
what's the sauce

>>1621330
What a stupid quail.

>>1621314
I remember being at a important award dinner with family, and us all laughing our asses off at this

>>1662557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKc4L59-NL0

>>1650405
the deterioration of western society

>>1658747
But less than you'd hope.

>>1643078
>>1623731
>>1626095
>>1627518
you're all idiots, it is the crocodile who is in the wrong here, and will probably die from it.

Birds and crocs live symbiotically, where the croc allows the birds to feed from leftovers in their mouth, and the croc get's a teeth cleaning which helps prevent infection and rot.

>>1659347
he was referring to this >>1634326

>>1645416
Of course the mouse is fresh, it's fucking moving.

>>1623563
Isn't this made by the same guy that did slenderman videos?

>>1662557
Song is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzI3tmvrCc

>>1620076
>there are people posting on 4chan younger than this video

>>1638575
That snake needed the discipline

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>>1644078

>>1664120
BETRAAAYED

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>>1664120

>>1617483
this here is a top-tier .gif

>>1662213
T. Ryan

I'm really interested in reptiles lately, do some pet reptiles actually give a fuck about human contact or are they just parasites relying on me to feed them ?

>>1664789
What specie ?

>>1664824
Savannah monitor, I think

>>1664820
Tegus are scaly dogs.

>>1664820
Tegus care about you, as do some monitors.
I'm not sure about iguanas, but I think they do, too.

>>1640835

Yoshi tongue noise now.

>>1664759
>COWER, BRIEF MORTALS! I AM GODZILLA, DESTROYER OF- shit wait what are you doing no don't put me in a bag fuck this shit i'm out

>>1608679
idk maybe not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdAI2mN89v8

>>1665112
now with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xRPXHR9nEY

>>1626974
>>1621333
Original Brit version w classical didn't need replacing

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>>1644078
>>1664076
not sure who would want one of these absolute animals as a pet

>>1665863
Man, they're almost as bad as cats.

>>1632134
Probably, but the air is cold that high up. He could have frozen to death. Not to mention he'd still be stuck in the harness.

>>1650405
The female negro, in a state of confusion due to being taken from her natural habitat.

>>1665923
ALLAHU

>>1665863
And to think that Australia used to have 20 foot long monitors.

>>1665929
"The youngest fossil remains date to around 50,000 years ago. The first aboriginal settlers of Australia might have encountered them."

>>1665938
good lord, do you think one would even stop after their first kill?

>>1665961
I can't really say. Never seen even an ordinary monitor up close.

>>1664759
poor doggo

>>1666134
It's okay, doggo escaped.

>>1665875
holy fuck
delet this

>>1665875
>tfw i thought the cracking was edit
holy fuck

>>1666293
That's a smart-ass snake.

>>1620076
he's off to see rocket frog

>>1628150
Looks like a Boa. They have lots of small teeth used to pull food into their mouth. They kill by suffocating then slowly eat. Teethe are very sharp though and if they bite you will bleed and risk infection.

>>1665872
>Man, they're almost as bad as cats.
Fixed that for you

>>1665872
ratto died in less than 20 seconds, don't be a fag

>>1666861
I don't see the difference, neither does CTRL-F.

>>1667111
I was trying to tell the anon I responded to that keeping these guys as pets isn't really that absurd compared to some of the other animals humans surround themselves with.

>>1664789
song?

>>1667261
Fuck if I know, I don't particularly like it.

>>1667261
>>1667384
Somewhere over the Rainbow
Some acoustic version of it

>>1667261
somewhere over the rainbow, cover by some fat samoan; he's awesome

>>1640107

chad-erpiller

>>1621639
Noice

>>1664789
Seeing this lizard enjoying the warmth and contact of someone makes me really happy like I've just seen the cutest thing. But it makes me heartbroken to see that person slowly pull away, and the music is only making it worse.