Food Porn

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that's all i got

>>1593069
>>>/ck/8694605

>>1593072
>Eating raw meat

>>1593072
Perfect

>>1593086
That looks disgusting actually. It looked good 'till he added the second round of meat.

>>1593089
Can someone really eat all that much? Is this how americans eat?

>>1593089
literally watering my mouth over here

>>1593092
>pancake

>>1593373
wat

>>1593072
Fuck yes.

>>1593376
That's "Pat le chef", and the plate is "Pogos aux Corn flakes"

>>1593387
I hate this one so fucking much. It's cheese, butter, and wonder bread but they dressed it up in the most pretentious way possible.

>>1593331
We kind of eat a shit load of meat. I have friends from Korea and they say they'd get sick if they ate as much rich food as we do.

>>1593430
Not to mention the guys making the food has to be just shedding hair everywhere

>>1593076
>you have to eat all the eggs

>>1593430
isnt the point to showcase the level of care and attention he pays to a simple grilled cheese? to show that even the simplest thing can be a work of art?

>>1593498
but its not he's just bending over it and sweating and breathing and shedding hair all over the food. Thats not care and attention, that's manhandling and its downright unappetizing to watch.

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>>1593373
>americans trying to be fancy
>mfw im american

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>>1593549
i meant this gif. either or. fuck american food culture. rolling god damn hot dogs in ketchup and bread crumbs. kill yourself bitch

>>1593387
>>1593430
This. Chef is the most pretentious fucking movie.
>too autistic to handle the restaurant bants anymore
>"like let's open a food truck like totally"
I hate it when "indie" studios pander to millennials, the results are always fucking horrendous.

>>1593373
Stick to exposing your meaty snatch on the Internet. Cooking isn't your gift.

>>1593072
eh, i can do better

>>1593326
i was thinking the exact same thing. i actually said "oh, that's dumb" out loud when he put it in

>>1593373
garbage

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>>1593841
mmm, carcinogen sandwich

>>1593387
shit bread, shit cheese, probably shit butter. why the fuck does he butter it badly, then use oil, then butter it more? why is the cheese falling out of the sides? why is he rubbing his fingers into it and sliding it around?

the final product looks disgusting.

>>1593551
that looks like crap

>>1593331
That's probably a family meal or something.

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>>1593841
>microwave egg
>fake bacon
>only one slice of cheese
>burnt bread
>flour on the bread
>deluxe

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easily the best food porn webm there is.

>>1593554
this movie was fucking awful, there was no conflict after the first like, 30 minutes. Nothing with the food truck getting stolen, no debt issues, no betrayal. He gets the idea of having a food truck, and boom, everything works out, you know, just like real life always does.

>>1593948
this is becoming a /ck/ thread

>>1593072
>missing the dipping sauce the first time

>>1593076
when your sleeping outfit is also your work outfit

>>1593092
what is the dough and how do they extend its shelf life

>>1593373
>ketchup as a substitute for egg wash
>replacing breadcrumbs with corn flakes
>using processed hot dogs for deep frying
>cute girl who can't cook

>>1593948
>fake bacon
that's turkey bacon

>>1593954
amazing

>>1593242
faggot

>>1593387
>>1593554

You mean this isn't a satire? I always thought it was.

>>1593089
a-anon this is a blue board

>>1593072
i can recognise a chef john from food wishes dot com video anywhere

>>1593372
>>1594042
its ice cream, specifically a vienetta or similar

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>>1593948
eating directly off pan wtf is this guy NEET or something

>>1594051
yeah that's what he said

>>1594113
i'd have intercourse with this person off for each dessert he makes for me. i'd swallow too.

i hope its a woman. i pray so.

>>1594051
FAKE

BACON

>>1593092
Oh, so THAT'S how they make it!

>>1594054
True but he's not getting stomach cancer like you raw meat eating retards.

>>1593424
>"Pat le chef"
You sure it isn't Ariel Rebel and the start of a cooking-themed porn shoot? That would make a lot more sense

>>1593331
It looks like a platter to me. I don't know anyone who could or would want to try to pack that away.

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>>1593954
This one's better

>>1593549
>>1593553

They're Canadian

>>1593387
That's a shit grilled cheese man. Get some havarti and cheddar slices, lightly coat the outside in shredded parm. Leave the Kraft Singles at the store.

>>1594034
> it's got webms
> they're worksafe as fuck

the fuck's your problem fucker?

>>1593086
>muh meat, cheese and potato
this shit is actually disgusting

>>1593072
isn't that shit raw? nigga is even struggling to cut through it

>>1593846
literally the most ambiguous post I've ever read

>>1594199
honestly, i wouldn't risk eating it that undercooked, but it looks good - same as i wouldn't try everything i see/enjoy in porn :P

>>1594252
>>1594199
>>1593242
Thats a decent medium rare.

>>1594261
this. the meat is pink not redish.

>>1593076
I wonder how often he washes the spoon he stirs the eggs with, or the hands he grabs the chopped onions with.

>>1594252
>>1594199
>>1593242
Where I live, pussies like you order their steak well done and pour ketchup on it. Then we meet you in the parking lot after your meal and kick the shit out of you.

My town sucks and there's little to do, obviously, but you get my point!

>>1593331
While I can honestly say there are people who would try to eat the whole thing, that looks more like a platter of nearly every kind of meat a barbecue place prepares.

Normally, someone would get one or two of those, and a side and maybe cornread.

>>1593331
It's not an actual meal. That's an austin barbecue restaraunt showing off it's entire menu for a food article

http://www.eater.com/2015/11/9/9695648/austin-tasting-menu-la-barbecue-video

>>1593080

>That'll be $30 please

>>1594355
mmm just how I love my food, all over the fucking table

>>1593396
I puked a little in my mouth when i saw the ending

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>>1593076
>STILL not calling it 'Surly King of the Egg Fort'

Step up man

Anyone have the webm of the guys making a mess over a restaurant table like it's art, when it's a dessert or something? There's like three of them working on it

>>1594353
Calm down edgelord

>>1593535
>tfw you don't like hair in your food
Get over it faggot, this is Trump's America now
MAGA

>>1594355
am I going to eat that or hang it on my fucking wall?

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>>1594497
Up top
>>1594355

I also have a couple of ones without audio.

>>1594506
Yours was the one I was after

Thanks

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>>1594505
You heard the man.
>have fun

>>1594156
>scissors
Coulda dun without

>>1594252
>tl;dr
>i have a vore fetish and think pink is nasty wat do

>>1594509
>>1594506
>>1594355

Alinea is a shithole to work at

>>1594581
bill for 4 people (this was like 2011): 1800$

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>>1594581
You got any stories anon?

>>1594509
That's such bogus fucking food, people trying to come off as all sophisticated and refined and they're eating off of the table with their hands, wtf.

>>1593551
>look /wsg/. I microwaved a frozen $1 pizza

>>1593069
maybe you should go to fucking reddit

>>1594494
God that's sexy

>>1594506
so, what's the edible part? or am I supposed to lick the table?

>>1594341
that's where the flavor comes from, silly

>>1594642
All of it ya fucking dumbass. The table is cleaned and used as one big plate.

Fuck you're stupid.

>>1594756
>The table is cleaned and used as one big plate.

mmm sounds appetising and totally not a disgusting mess!

my arteries are clenching just looking at some of this good stuff

>>1593331
>Can someone really eat all that much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ2aZnwkhsw

>>1594051
So fake bacon, you fucking autist

>>1594465
I hate using whisks. I never actually use a whisk to mix my cake mix.

>>1594465
>that last shot

Fuck's sake.

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>>1593081
is this a play on this one?

>>1594187
/ck/ doesnt stand for /cock/ though you might think that.

just sayan

>>1594846
Both were done by the game guy

>>1594673
why do you need make it so fucking gay?

>>1594851
>>1594849
>>1594596
Fuck this shit is annoying to look at.

>>1593396
yeah it don't look tasty but it sure is satisfying

>>1593954
why didn't i realize it started again 3 times .... delicious

>>1594919
>vendor food

That's how you get parasites eating your brain

>>1594943
Well we already go to 4chan so it can't really get much worse

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I'm getting real hungry making these.

>>1594756
Wow, I'd love to pay hundreds of dollars to eat food by licking it from a table. (When I can do that for free in my home)

>>1594943
that's how I wanna die

>>1594199
That's not raw, that's perfect

>>1594994
Do you not use utensils? What century are you posting from?

>>1593954
This is other level

>>1593551
now i have a vore fetish

>>1593086
Fucking nasty

>>1593242
>>1594252

That's not raw, nor undercooked and even I don't eat rare steak. You guys are fucking retards. >>1594353
If you can't cook a steak well done without it getting tough then Congrats, you're just a shitty cook.

>>1594943
finish every meal with a shot of pure grain alcohol, immunity to parasites unless they make some that are immune to 95% alcohol dosage

>>1594113
That ending is like a cock cumming

>>1594355
I wouldn't pay 100 for this shit

>>1594494
There's no reason for that.

>>1594494
Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

>>1594506
THIS RESTAURANT JUST MAKES PEOPLE PAY FOR THE WAIT STAFF TO MAKE A MESS ON THE TABLE

>>1594563
An hero

>>1594596
Fuck this pissed me off

>>1594846
Pfft

>>1594353
lol did you hear the D.C. scandal if the week
Trump eats his steak well done.. WITH KETCHUP

>>1594851
>Here's your 500 dollar AIR sir

>>1593089
you've gone too far I now have a food boner

>>1593373
hearty chuckle. Also laughing at the dummies who take this seriously.

>>1594904
This dude just cooked an egg once and accidentally dropped it on the ground outside picked it up and still ate it and said to himself "hey not bad, I bet I could get pretentious fucks to pay top dollar for this shit"

Literally wtf, just throw some leaves and flowers onto my food and don't forget the goddamn pigs tail

>>1595104
What are you supposed to pick up, the smashed crumbs?

>>1594051
it's not like what we call bacon is actually bacon,
traditional bacon is Canadian bacon ie back bacon, the word Bacon means BACK

We Americans started making it out of pork belly during some pork shortage some time ago cause the fatty pork belly was cheaper.

honestly what do they teach kids nowadays

>>1594994

it's called deconstruction

The future of cooking is eating all the ingredients raw, then we will have achieved all of what cooking has to offer (note sarcasm)

>>1593092
fucking ford and capitalism dude.

>>1595287
You mean thank you America!

Fuck it I've run out of corned beef

Guess I am making Patty Melts for dinner

>>1595290
yes, not only is aesthetic as fuck but just the efficiency makes me hard. Thanks based burgers.

>>1594261
I'd call it more on the medium than the rare side personally

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>>1595213

>>1594943
Being that close to the fire, I don't think many parasites survive

>>1595305
as long as it's hot you should be good, people forget that refrigeration and general cleanliness are a recent invention

We survived thus far, I think we'll be ok

>>1594841
Fork then?

>>1594353
Sounds like a good way to get shot.

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>>1594355
>>1594506
>>1594509
stop it. this should be illegal.

>>1594503
But the guy in the video looks like a cuck what the fuck are you trying to meme you leftard

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>>1595298
>DbD
Muh man

>>1593373
she is fuckinnn cutee...

>>1593396
What is this, it looks delicious.

>>1593841
is this a fucking meme?

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>>1594355
nigger what are you doing

>>1594506
does working here require any skill?
or do you have to have passed kindergarden and participated in minimum 1 arts and crafts session?

>>1594943
>see charred meat literally searing in flames
>"...parasites..."
i dont think you know how "cooking" works anon

>>1594974
you dont eat the meat WITH the skin,
you just eat the skin.

>>1593089
now i'm not gonna outright say my dick moved when he pulled that pork apart but i might have to start jacking off to food

>>1594355
>postmodernism

>>1594506
>That'll be $600, plus tip!

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>>1594943

>>1594355
If he'd just made me a desert that let out a plume of smoke at the table, that might have been cool

The rest is just nonsense, just give me my fucking meal

>decorating

Waste of fucking time. Make good food that tastes good and put it on a plate. Fuck off with the fancy shit.

>>1594795
The fuck is that black chicken?

>>1593072
Great, rare enough that you can still hear the cow crying in pain.

>>1593076
cant blame the guy for trying, at least it isnt the shit mexicans eat by pouring 34.87 different types of shit

>>1595705
I think you don't know how parasites work. A lot of parasites and bacteria can have a 'dormant' state where they protect themselves against harsh conditions (e.g. heat).

>>1595271
>I've never eaten crumbs on a plate before, nope, not ever. Those things don't exist on a plate

Welp, I'm done with you. I'm just going to assume you have clinical brain damage.

>>1595729
It's about $300 per person.

>>1595744
this guy is great

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>>1593841
I'm just sad when I watch this.
Will my taste buds go to shit when I'm older?
Is this what's waiting for us?

>>1594899
what triggered you

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>>1593092
This is all I could hear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyntb-lBTAw

>>1595854
People his age ate the same meals every day, usually at the same time, for their entire lives.

It's just his routine, he doesn't know any better.

>>1593396
>raw egg from inside
>too much rice
Probably tastes shit but its cool looking

>>1594199
>>1594252
Pink =/= raw
Red = raw

>>1594355
This is the most pretentious thing I've ever seen

>>1594355
Are we gonna eat the food too ?

>>1595900
I mean table fuck me

>>1594465
This is depressing

>>1594355
At some point this wouldn't be called. It would be art.

Eating it would be experiencing art, not food.

>>1593092
>>1595879
This think this is what you meant to hear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU

>>1594506
Rocks, dirt and paint. Thanks a lot Picaso...

>>1594355
and in the end it tastes like shit lol

smoke and mirrors; just make good food and serve it.

>>1594601
You said it! Hahahaha!! I bet they wipe that shit down with a bucket of dirty water XD. No need to clean plates/hire extra staff!! Hah

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>>1594355
>So we start your final course with a combo of [ineligible] tart crust, Retsupurae..

Mah nigga.

>>1594844
hahahahhaahaha

>>1595295
enjoy your shitty cheap ingrediants!

>>1593387
this webm triggers /tv/ so much

>>1595946
It's
>a crumble of baked tart crust - pâte sucrée.

Do you even sift.

>>1593076
inspired me to get off my lazy ass and make an egg sandwich

>>1595744
ty for this

>>1595854
Nigga this music is so sad..
It reminds me of the guy who sent out invitations to his own burial to get his children and grandchildren to come and visit.

>>1594673
Did this mother fucker just say "feen herb" as opposed to "fine herb"? If intentional I want to stab this cunt in the throat.

>>1595967
lol

>>1593086
porcoddio!

>>1593551
i'd eat her pizza, if you know what i mean (sex)

>>1595964
>600 pounds of potatoes a day

Jesus christ

>>1595854
It feels so insulting to make fun of an old man, man... like, put the actual video, but the music. It's just stupid.

>>1595977
>a large and thriving restaurant sells a lot of food
Surprise!

>>1595978
You know he's a sex offender, right

>>1595989
NEVERMIND!

I just discovered good people don't need pity!

Thanks.

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>>1593841
Holy shit I lost it at the raw flour on grilled bread.
In what way does that benefit the taste at all?

>>1595977
Video's from this article if you want to read more about the other food they go through.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/20/magazine/22-hours-in-balthazar.html

>80 pounds of ground beef, 700 pounds of top butt, 175 shoulder tenders, 1 case of New York strips, all from the Midwest; 5 pounds of chicken livers, 6 cases of chicken bones, 120 chicken breast cutlets; 30 pounds of bacon; 300 littleneck clams, 110 pounds of mussels from Prince Edward Island, another 20 pounds from New Zealand, 50 trout, 25 pounds of U10 shrimp (fewer than 10 pieces per pound), 55 whole dorade, 3 cases of escargot, 360 Little Skookum oysters from Washington State, 3 whole tunas, 45 skates, 18 black sea bass, 2 bags of 100 to 120 whelks, 45 lobster culls.

>>1595744
cheeky fucker

>>1594943
Reminds me of that /v/ thread, was some good shit tbqh

>>1593396
Never had this before, is the stuff under the egg hot or cold??

>>1595893
>raw egg

This bait never gets old

>>1596036
Hot, it's basically just fried rice.

>>1594494
she could've fucking died...

>>1596070
Clearly it's not the first time she's done it

>>1596071
wont stop her from dying

one small slip up; easy death. For no reason.

>>1595224

pure alcohol doesn't kill all parasites, bacterias and viruses.

learn to biology please

>>1595368
these numbers are still at degenerately high levels.

>>1596165
Apart from botulinum spores, what else can survive?

>>1594644
The belgium voice actor is Benoît Poelvoorde, I love him, it looks like he is taking cocaine 24/24h.

>>1594644
lol

>>1595595

Rather be a leftard than an autistic Rightard who uses cuck unironically, friendo :^)

>>1593387
>white people cuisine

>>1595991

It's not meant to be serious. The dude, Tom Willett, was an actor/comedian but now he does weird cooking videos on YouTube.

>>1596307

That's racist and I'm offended. Why is it okay to be racist against white people? You're probably a fucking nigger, you racist shithead.

>>1595761

It's called a Silkie. It's a breed with black feathers and skin and blue earlobes

>>1594465
>creaming the butter and sugar with a whisk
kill me

>>1594465
anybody know the song?

>>1594841
>>1594844
>>1595906
>>1596370
>>1594465

What's everyone's issue with this webm?

>>1594509
holy fucking shit
>candy still in the wrapper
idiot,and THEN,after he's laid out all the shit food that looks good, he goes and ruins it BY SMASHING THE CENTERPIECEAGTYUFSHRFGNKIUHDBFIJD

>>1594355
i want to fucking kill that guy holy shit

>>1596384
It's deconstruction cuisine

This feeling you have, that's intended

>>1595669
Omurice

>>1596390
Why was he shilling for Pizza Hut? I don't get it

>>1593373
All the responses to this just goes to show food fanatics are literal autists. If you couldn't figure out that this was a joke, you have developmental issues

>>1596394
trash pizza for trash people

>>1593387
>fat
>disgusting facial hair
>glasses
>tattoos
>pretentious

>>1595854
So this video inspired me to try this. The sad music makes it funny and everything. I did it with salsa con queso instead of disgusting fake cheese in a jar, and a can of extra spicy and extra chunky chili and it's delicious. I feel like I lost a few years from how gross it is towards the end, but throw in some quac and sour creme and it's heaven.

>>1596307
Grilled cheese sandwiches are delicious, you shithead

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>>1593086
fucking disgusting. how do you even eat that?

>>1596345
Those in black are kinda scary...if it weren't so small.

Thanks.

>>1595854
Isn't this the music from Dead Island tho?

>>1593089
Who the fuck eats burnt food? I can accept the outside being black but your meat isn't even red. Fucking disgusting

>>1596390
Why did he appear in the Little Rascals or Home Alone 2?

>>1596393
Thanks m8

>>1593086

>yes a meat sandwich with a side of fries please... i need to start watching what i eat
>oh-ok you've already added the extra deep-fried beef with cheese wrapped bacon? that's fine i guess, now the bun's all greasy and falling apart
>w-what what are you doing to my fries? no you're mushing them stop, there isn't any room in the sandwich
>can i have a spoon?

>>1595901
Anon, how are we going to fit an entire table inside you?

>>1596394
Because in the 80s and 90s he would take any opportunity to be portrayed as the living stereotype of wealth, no matter how inane. Say what you will about the man, he cares more about his identity than even the worst Tumblrite.

>>1596453
Have you never had smoked meat?

>>1593396

Reminds me of Trump.

>>1596696
Me too. It's excellent and upsets retards.

>>1594877
Pes

>>1596165
>Hand sanitizers don't kill all germs and bacteria, so I don't use it
>There is no such thing as 100% purified water so I don't drink it
>It's impossible to clean a house and remove all bacteria floating in the air, so I love sucking cock

>>1594494
>challenge
it's a fucking dare. since when did people start calling every dare a challenge?

>>1595800
i dont think you know how "cooking" works anon

>>1594156
literally food porn

>>1593387
>how to kill your son

>>1594494
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azIbARyRxOI
>holy fucking shit
>she's a goddess

the moment your friends realize you are a slut

>>1593081
jeb! approves

>>1593089
>tattos
i don't want aids in my food anon

>>1595964
>$39
>12oz steak and fries
>nyc

that actually sounds cheap as fuck

>>1596698
>Not using 'eggcellent'

>>1594465
>putting a soggy cookie ontop of the rest of the perfectly good cookies
Mother fucker.

>>1594673
>siphoned scrambled eggs
Wait what.
How.
What.

>>1595966
pretty sure this dude was convicted for molesting a child, so it's not so sad anymore

>>1596390
that man is our president

>>1596181
>>1596710


First : pure alcohol doesn't kill anything, it has to be mixed with water, 70-73% alcohol is the most effective.

Second : it works only for a few minutes, if you put alcohol on something, parasites will start to spread again 5 minutes later

third :
-alcohol doesn't kill any spores, not just botulinum spores
-doesn't kill all fungus, molds and naked viruses (only a few species for each)

in the video what will kill the spores and the parasites is the heat produced by the flames (just like how they do in cheap labs, they let a torch burn near the test tubes when manipulating bacterias and spores)

>>1595268
Say what you want, that guy is a chef at restaurant Noma, which won 2 michelin stars.

>>1596181
>>1596710

Also : alcohol doesn't kill pathogens it's a bacteriostatic agent, it only "fixes" them by dehydrating them or destroying their envelope by reacting with the proteins

and gram - bacterias and spores are 100% resistant against alcohol

what this anon initially said is right

>>1596671
I haven't actually. How's the flavor contained?

>>1594795
mother fucker do you know what cross contamination is?

>>1596641
>no matter how inane
You're never too good to turn away a decent check for a day's work, and the man's own life will show you that real estate is volatile enough to ruin you, so that Pizza Hut money might come in handy.

>>1593086
everytime i see these massive sandwiches i ask myself how the fuck am i supposed to eat them

>>1594355
>have fun

>>1594795
Is there no middle ground in China?

>>1596990
Yes he is. Isn't it great?

>>1595153
When I was young my Grandma and me were making biscuits like these and I though the oven was some kind of magic machine

>>1597417
It's somethin'

>>1595819
>Having to scrape food from a table
Oh boy that sure is fine dining.

>>1595224
yea puking after every meal sounds like fun

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>>1597841

>>1597552
Why would you be puking?

>>1597848
cuz you want me to take a shot of grain alcohol?

>>1597855
jesus christ what a pussy

>>1597909
its 95% fucking alcohol

>>1597948
so fucking what
it won't kill you or make you puke unless you're a feeble queer

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>>1593069
How can it be a food porn thread without Ja/ck/?

>>1597955
>consuming 180 proof alcoholic beverage for no purpose
>calls others queers for not adopting same behavior

son, you got problems.

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>>1597968
Here's your chicken with complementary salmonella.

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>>1597841
>mfw

>>1595368
>Wait, that's actually quite a lot!

Got a kek out of me.

>>1597955
you fucking triple nigger are you seriously expecting me to take a shot of ninety five fucking percent alcohol

>>1597969
>>1597997
where you from niggers
maybe it's a cultural thing

>>1597997
What is your problem with that? Shit's healthy, if it's only a shot. Good one doesn't even have much of any taste. So it's not as if you'd have to vomit from that.
It's only the cheap shit to be wary of.

>>1594642
You roll up the table cloth and eat it as a one giant burrito.

>>1598000
It's not a cultural thing, I can't even stand distilled beverages, I'm pretty sure a 95% alcohol shot would fuck my stomach up

>>1597970
isn't this some special cooking method?
I remember reading something about this

>>1598000
>cultural thing

I can see that, in places like appalachian mountains or little isolated towns where the family trees did not branch out for obvious reasons (isolation). And I say this having lived for years in eastern kentucky.

but as a western european i can tell you, it is not common to do what you describe unless you are an alcoholic with the shakes because you haven't had access to anything else. do you seriously "like" the taste of the shot of 95% alcohol? even moonshine is 80% or less, and the ones sold in liquor stores is 45% the highest ones and they still taste like shit compared to other liquors and spirits like whiskey, scotch, and bourbon.

>>1593479
>underrated post

>>1598127
Nobody here wanted to know that you have no idea what you're talking about. Why post it? This isn't your blog.

>>1598218
>all that salt

>>1598276
Me? With a sentence? As opposed to an uninformed paragraph?

>>1596307
>says Paneet as he sprays shit all over the pavement

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>>1596390
>you're only entitled to half

>>1598000
Where are from that 180 proof alcohol is common?

>>1598626
would be funnier if the kid had asked for money before helping him imo

>>1595368
40% have tried anal sex? We've truly become degenerated haven't we.

>>1598035
Might be sous vide. God, I hope it's sous vide.

>>1595368

6% of women piss themselves during sex. wew.

>>1593841
I can smell the geriatrics.

>>1597444
quads of truth
also this "food" looks like overpriced shit

>>1594596
>People charge money for this

>>1597415
>Food standards
>China

Pick one.

>>1601348
not even quads...

>>1594601
There is a spoon in front of each of them. Do you have eyes?

>>1593086
I put that butcher knife up to her neck, and I said 'you better start frying that bacon up a little bit crispier than what you been frying it. I'm sick and tired of floppy, chewy bacon.'

>>1593086
>rectangles of bacon

>>1593089
pity that it'd be cold by the time the entire platter is put together

>>1593841
I love how he says egg

>>1596387
>>1595934
>>1595897
>>1595747
>>1595719
>>1595685
>>1595563
>>1594472
>>1594505

You guys are being cynical. What they're doing is cool and that dessert looks beautiful. You wouldn't even bother beginning to understand how many man hours and how much science went into creating such a thing. Instead you say hurr durr give me my food. They're giving you your food, they're just trying to make the meal literally the most special meal in the world. It's one thing to say "I would not go and spend my money there", it's another thing to say "THIS IS STUPID, FUCK THESE PEOPLE".

I will say that the cooks doing the plating are not the most convivial chaps around though

>>1596378
People ITT just have a whole lot of hot opinions about food

>>1604358
Stop trying to justify blowing hundreds of dollars to eat off a table.

>>1597423
It sure was, man. That's what magic is - just unexplained science.

>>1604358
I don't think it neither looks good or is cool

>>1604540
Alinea is booked months in advance. You have to buy a ticket. You're being served 10-18 courses. They do this infamous table dessert thing because most people who eat there will think it's a memorable close to an incredible meal. The restaurant has 3 Michelin stars, which is one of the highest honors in the culinary world, and which means it is "worth a special journey".

I personally have never eaten there but if I were in Chicago, I would pay the money to see what it's all about.

>>1595967
that's how it's pronounced you fucking retard

tell me this is bait

>>1593954
that's some fancy shit anon!

>>1596307
thats a grilled cheese, not a mac and cheese

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mmm meaty(ish)

>>1605381
that's kinda disgusting

>>1593373
Everyone who talks about this being an American atrocity need to know a lil something. The leafs are gonna have to answer for this because this is a Canadian art/cooking show called Pat le Chef using Ariel Rebel. It's on vimeo

>>1598035

Yeah. It's called "not fucking cooking." Pretty sure people in Africa do this shit for days. Probably invented it.

>>1606032

>that filename

I_got_that_reference.gif

>>1593076
The eggwich champion