Nicki Minaj Thread

>tfw the only way you can get attention as an artist is having a big ass and acting like a whore on stage
Remind me again why anyone thinks this bitch is good?

>>1584381
no.

>>1585152
>implying this thread is about her music

>>1585309
kek

>>1584436
who is this?

>>1585152
>music
Not in years. She actually has lyrical capabilities, but discovered that she literally doesn't have to try if people will come to her shows and buy her albums so long as she shakes her ass, pops her pussy, and does that weird laugh.

Then again, most mainstream rappers find a gimmick and stick with it instead of doing anything interesting. Black music has finally gotten to the same level as pop music: the only way to find anything good is to look to indie shit.

>>1585152
Modern Pop culture doesnt require you to have any talent or any redeeming qualities besides ass

>>1586115
Sex always sells. Nothing to do with modernity.

Post more, for evaluation purposes, you know.

>>1586129
her ass isnt real

>>1585621
her chain mail gives her +2 missile defense. but she has a -10% movement debuff from the silicon ass

>>1584429
she's so goddamn perfect

>>1586201
wait what


dropped

>>1584429
>you will never fuck dat ass
>inb4 shape shifting android sex bots

https://b.w0bm.com/1462069633.webm

>>1584429
looks like a goblin

>>1584381

shes /everybodysgirl/

>>1584381
Get the fuck out here you pathetic fucking commercial.

>>1586282
Commercial spotted. How much are they paying you?

>>1586455
>>1586458

What the fuck

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>>1584381
Gross

>>1586201
Nothing about her is real. She's got implants in her ass and tits and had a nose job. Thing is though that silicone is the future of attractiveness. The industry has made phenomenal improvements in looks, safety, and cost effectiveness over the silicone valley super stars that gave it it's bad name in the early 80s. The revilement against "Fake" women is nothing about the slander of bitter middle aged women who can't afford to stay beautiful except the tricks afforded to the run of the mill housewife.

If only war would break out with North Korea, then the rotation of soldiers and medical surgical exchange between South Korea and the West Coast would get the barbie doll ball rolling. Of course we'll need to get rid of those ridiculous pod caster chicks with the balloon tits.

>>1586115
>implying this is a new thing

The sex-appeal shit has been around since forever

As for people not needing talent to be famous, it's been a thing since the late 80s.

>>1586939
Nice wall of text nerd

>>1586953
>wall of text
>not even two full paragraphs

nice millennial attention span, dumbass

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>>1586429
>You rush into the room and you notice a creature in the corner of the room!
>How will you defend yourself?
I raise my small morningstar (1d6+2) and roll a 7.
>You're mace strikes the Goblin. Reducing HP to 8!
>Goblin prepares her Ass Slam attack (1d4+1)!
>Goblin strikes you (glancling) for 3 dmg!
>Your HP has been lowered to 13
I cast Inflict Light Wounds (1d8)!
>Your spell lands a critical, 16!
>The Goblin's rear explodes from the damage! The Goblin is defeated!
>Loot: Silicone x2, Zirconium Ring, Linen scraps x4!
>The room is now clear. However you hear a strange voice yelling from the next room, "NO MY NIKKIBLIN! YOU WILL PAY!"
>The door erupts and out of a colorful room comes a Drizzle Drake!
>Drizzle Drake casts Hotline Bling (1d10+4)!
>It strikes you fatally for 15 dmg!
>The party has been defeated

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>>1586903
YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes
Fucking yes!

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Dumping

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>>1586903
Don't lie.

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>>1586455
>>1586458
How am I a commercial?

>>1584381
BUMP!!!

>>1584381
How can people find her attractive? I don't get it?
>Fake Ass
>Fake Tits
>Fake Everything

big shitters make my peepee go boing :^)

ok, so none of this has sound

>>1589499
Why would it?

this thread is pathetic

>>1584381
>/ourgirl/
She will always be our girl. <333

>still no nudes

>>1591507
She will send nudes when her career dies down.

>>1584381
Nah she got roasted by Remy

>>1588756
Look up the definition of an opinion. Yours means absolutely fucking nothing to anyone, never has and never will. Go wank to pancake tits and a flat arse it that's what you like. To each their own.

>>1588481
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>>1588468
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>>1588425
what in the fuck are with these filenames?

>>1591816
>caring about filenames over Nicki Minaj's sweet, juicy, tender, moist, delicious, delectable, mouthwatering, appetizing, tasty, flavorful, toothsome, delightful chocolate cake ass!

>>1592064
>sweet, juicy, tender

>>1592064

She makes a majority of people want to vomit.

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>>1584381

>>1586903

show tits or gtfo

>>1586903
Back to fucktardbook with you.

>>1586939
>t. plastic surgeon

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>>1587100
>1d10+4
>15 dmg
sure

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>>1584381
https://www.instagram.com/p/57u56tL8Ui/

where to get this whole performance in full HD?

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>>1584381
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>>1586455
>>1586903
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>>1592213

Like you wouldn't openly take a dump in your chest of her. I let her shit in my mouth just to see her asshole move then i would shove a hose in her butthole and eat it.

>>1586206
The bracelet and the mic kinda improve her unarmed combat and speech though

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>>1593070
Drizzle Drake gets a +1 on spell damage if he gets to hit first and crit-hits if it's done a turn after one of his allies died.

If you read the Monster Manual, you'd know this.

>>1591771
Hes not just talking shit. Shes entirely plastic. Im all for curves but not with scars and shifting implants.

>>1584381
The definition of QUEEN

>Deflated Ass, Female Meek Mill
R.I.P

>>1597662
>Female Meek Mill
Wanna know how I know that you know completely NOTHING about Nicki?

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>>1584381
About to dump a lot of files in this thread...prepare yourselves...

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>>1584381

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>>1584381
Stormfronts are triggered by this thread.

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>>1598371
>Stormfronts
kek, who gives a damn.

>>1598470

She is a fucking satanist

>>1600395
A satanist with a big booty.

>>1598139
that hand....

>>1584381
i need more twerking webms in my life

>>1585152
>acting like a whore
Fucking puritan plebs

>>1587100
>1d8 spell
critical hits

>>1591816
Trigger words to wake up MK Ultra candidates.

>>1612465
now I'm even more confused

>>1585536
Kendrick Lamar is far from indie

>>1607000
exactly mate, she's not 'acting like a whore'

she sells her sexuality, so she's an actual prostitute - no pretence necessary

>>1584381
Feel free to join in!!!
>>1614930

>>1584381
bump!

>>undefined
what

>>1584381
not a fan of her music, but she has a nice butt

>>1584381
demolition d was ;urking this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKtjQcK7W2w

>>1634450
lol

>>1585514
Mia bunny

>>1587100
Oh look, it's Mr. Ex-Disney star monotone half Jew black "rapper".

>>1584381
thats too much ass for me.

>>1584381
bruh...