Birb thread

>>1582487
Eric always stirring the pot

>>1582487
>ah!
>eh!

every
single
time

>>1582487
Is his first statement 'Stand Back'?
Fucking legend.

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Here's one more Eric

I should have one more somewhere in my folder, so gonna try and find it

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>>1582875
Here's another Eric video

Should have one more but fuck I cannot find it

>>1582704
i think your dog has autism

>>1582699
is it ok?

>>1582479
Hey guys do you know how to make a parrot stop hating you?
My father has one but the bloody cunt hates my guts

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>>1583389

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>>1582479

>>1583389
Kek this made my doves flip out.

>>1583181
Underrated.

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I used to think that an owl lived near my house. It wasn't until I saw this webm that I learned what was making that sound every weekend.

>>1583387
got a source on the song? seems groovy.

>>1583453
I'm worried
that birb doesn't look right
is it ok?

>>1583185
And here I thought passenger pigeons went extinct.

>>1583453
do birbs have oral sex?

>>1583453
Alright, let's get this straight. The father bird is overheating, it is not crying. Though the chick is dead.

If you want to you can say the stress of it not knowing what's wrong with its chick is frustrating it, but birds do not show emotions like we do.
>>1583184
This is more like it. The turkeys may not know what is wrong with their "friend", so they simply observe it in a seemingly ritualistic way.

>>1583462
The little one died and the parent is very, very distressed about it.

>>1583471
I thought were circling a sleeping/dead cat.

>>1583451
thats a dove.

>>1583179
if you're serious and willing to make a commitment there are plenty of resources out there

This thread is awesome. Birds are the best.

>>1583454
the song is from BOYS NOIZE, thats all i know

>>1583454
Found it, It's BOYZ NOIZE - & Down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwzRLgJorYQ

>>1583464
well played sir, well played

>>1582981
I see Goldsteinbirb is at it again.

>>1583185
I love how he seems to be able to estimate where the door will be

>>1583179
It's probably jealous of you and thus acting protective of your father.

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>>1582603

>>1582487
God I love Eric.

>>1583184
Did they kill that cat?

>>1582710
this is so cute

>>1582891
erics such a sweetie!

>>1583746
LITERALLY the same thing

>>1583405
you're a good boy abe-chan!

>>1582518
Thank you for this filename! I had always wondered!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1HVp3GfyBY

>>1585569
That's hot!!!

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>what's going on in this thread?
>aww shit

>>1582716
PollyDidWeForgetSomething.webm

>>1586062
I fucking love corvids.

>>1586062
Crows are litterally best birbs and nobody can argue otherwise.

>>1586058
I'm sorry for your

>>1586067
poor guy expected lunch

>>1586405
lovely

>>1586080
I love abe tan so much

>>1585569
these things kill snakes by literally stomping them to death

>>1583179
Does it put up with your dad? Have it sit on his arm and give it like salad or something it likes, out of your hand. Works sometimes, but some birds bond to just one person and dislike and distrust everyone else (mostly because of jealousy or territorialism, but can be just down to the bird being a cunt).

>>1586058
hey man, I think something's wrong with your bird.
you should take it to a vet.

>>1585540
>>1585569
Secretary birds are so awesome.

>>1586405
sorry about your dog

>>1585569
Look at that guy, you just know his dad's a dinosaur

>>1586069
Did my thesis on Crows. They are the best, fuckers knew my face by the end of the whole thing.

>>1585883
Oh shit haha

>>1586405
How do the japanese make their birds like this?

>>1587686

>mfw mom doesn't bring home tendies

>>1582488
Big bully

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>>1582603

>>1583181
<=[To be continued]

>>1587687
Is it possible to have crows as pets?

>>1587687
Some jackdaws have started nesting in my neighbors attic so i see them around alot. They're pretty brow tier. It's a shame they have a habit of chasing buzzards away though, buzzards are chill.

>>1583746
A mourning dove to be exact. I used to have one as a kid, they're neat.

>>1583405
Bird:" 'Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family."
Bird: "What's wrong?"
Owner: "Abe-chan, you're a little too early. Once the phone's picked up, then properly say hello."
Bird: "Okay, understood."
Owner: "Do you really understand? I'm counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu."
Bird: "Okay, I understand!"
Owner: "Got it."

>>1586072
younowwantaduck.webm

>>1585552
Bitch do you even bird?

>>1586058
Cute birb, but was it born without a beak? Does it have trouble eating?

>>1585550
I thought zebra finches didn't like handling?

>>1586080
Anyone have any clue what they're saying?

>>1585357
alright you got a hearty chuckle out of me, right after i said how the fuck does /pol/ manage to invade literally everything.

>>1589069
/pol/ is a board of peace

anyone care to make a webm of this birb playing a piano?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9r2B08FMvo

>>1583451
Befire I moved there was a family that used to nest in different spots around the house. One year they were in a windowsill so I got to watch the babies grow up. It was pretty cool

>>1586058

Excuse me sir but I think your budgie has the downs

>>1582716
We are fucking actual

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>>1586718
Fun fact: The heat of the impact when they strike rubberizes their enemies

>>1583448
RIP in piece

>>1586080
It disgusts me when a girl tries too hard to be cute with her voice.

>>1589801
that's what japs sound like

>>1582488
Are they only playing or they are two males and this is the way they assert dominance?

>>1589806
Nah. They dont. Seen plenty of jap live action films and women do not sound like this. That bitch is trying hard to sound cute.

>>1589814
because she's talking to her pet you dummy

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>>1589630
heres a couple I saved from a previous thread

>>1589815
She's clearly doing it for the camera. Dont play silly.

>>1589830
which is why the pet talks in the same cute voice
kill yourself you pathetic nigger

>>1589832
The bird will talk in the same manner whether its being filmed or not. That's the way that bitch has taught it to talk.

>>1589839
because it's her pet voice, it's the voice she uses when she talks to her pet

>>1589840
First you said that that's how japs talk, now you say that it's because it's ''her pet voice''. Make up your mind, dummy.

>>1587742
Lots and lots of obsessive training and patience

>>1586405
this post killed my dog

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>>1589630

>>1589817
>When birb sounds the start of the apocalypse

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>>1589882

birbs are the real horsemen of the apocalypse

>>1582875
>>1582891
my favorite part of the eric videos are the husband and wife

my favorite yt channel easy

Anyone have the webm of the guy/lady is pouring a glass of water and the bird hops in a circle around it? I think it's the same kind as in these webms
>>1582603
>>1583448

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>>1589939
Poor birb is colorblind since it obviously confused the water with the virgin blood it needed to complete its summoning ritual.

>>1586058
You think that's cute. Little do you know that bat is licking his hand to probe which spot is the best to bite to start sucking his blood.

>>1583389
Hearing this reminds me of hl2.

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>>1589921
Just imagine this for a moment if you will:

It's 4 a.m.
Cat running around being an asshole and shit
Wakes this birb up
sleepparalysis.noep

Then you hear the bird cackle just like this...

>>1590205
>you talk in your sleep
>mention anything about vets
>this related triggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUjJysUMTw

I swear i had webm of it but cant find it for shit

Hello, my given name is Byrd.

>>1590095
Many dry-region birds love the everliving shit out of bright, cool water, and everything it touches. Cue webms of budgies bathing in lettuce.

I wonder how a crow and a parrot would interact?
Also someone should teach their cockatoo to go Super Saiyan.

>>1585569
i wanna fuck that birb

>>1587686
*autistic screeching*

>>1586058
the best pet for a lonely woman

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toot toot

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I love birds, but all my stuff has already been posted, so have some bird food.

>>1582891
Is it the same bird who shouts FOOKIN LEGEND?

>>1591299
it is indeed the fucking legend, Eric.

>>1589801
100% of japanese women sound this way
they're not trying to be cute, they're just speaking properly

you're probably just gay

>>1582487
I love this. She sounds like her life is falling apart because of this fucking bird.

>>1583184
If I could edit videos, there's so much I would do with this one

>>1590697
hello where are the webms of budgies bathing in lettuce

>>1583187

so well made

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>>1591352
birds can be cruel jack

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>>1591361
tell us a few ideas, mabye somone will bite

>>1585477
lost

>>1591462
MAJESTIC AS FUCK

>>1591459
Fuck, do I hate babies.

>>1590934
SO MUCH CHOCOLATE

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>>1591577
Fuck you for making me hungry.
Have some revenge.

>>1582520
LEAVE THE QUAKER ALONE

>>1591600
but anon, those foods look awful.
im sure they taste fine, but they look TACKY and UNAPPEALING WHEREISTHELAMBSAUCE

>>1586718
Sounds more like an ex-wife than a secretary...

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>>1589789

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>>1589801
>tries to be cute
....there is no trying with Japanese women.

>>1582520

>ThreeStooges.webm

>>1582710
>tfw the music genre is so bad a bird can make it

>>1586070
> This is a nice towel. I like towels
> Lemme upside-down smash?

>>1589935
10/10 would rage with

>>1589027
They don't seem to be particularly thrilled in this webm.

>>1583448
F

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>>1589882
>he doesn't know that it's already started

>>1586076
that auto stabilization.

>>1585357

Nah this one is Birbstein

>>1589812
Neither are all puffed up so I think it's just playing

>>1582603
Is there an original version with sound?

>>1591608

holy shit my sides

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>>1590237
This one?

>>1582959
it's a bird

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>>1592135
how can we ever stop them?

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>>1592135

>>1586058
That's a mammal.

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>>1592335
You're a mammal

>>1586060
fuck that thing is a beast!

>>1586060
Owls are just majestic creatures, pity they make terrible pets

>>1591398
I Googled it, no webm unless you make one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xBZQIh_J2s

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>>1583389
O-okosan not in public!

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>>1589882
We shouldn't fear birds. We should fear who they call out to.

>>1590798
kek

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>>1592571
>tfw my birb does this too
They have an international network set up

>>1592333
Who lives in that house?
The fucking anti-christ?

>>1591764
>birb uses low kick
>it's super effective
>snek faints
>birb uses low kick more 8 times just to be sure

>>1591459
oh my fucking god that's horrifying

>>1592378
This is also true.

>>1592571
That fucking filename
10/10

>>1592800
crows need places to chill too.

>>1592983
Those are vultures

>>1592997
oh my

>>1589550
this guy really trusts his cat

>>1591607
oh sergeant? Im not a quaker.

>>1591462
they're like figure skating on water

>>1588067

It's illegal in the USA. A coworker of mine had a "pet" crow, legally, though - he saved it from being attacked by an animal in his yard, and nursed it back to health, then let it go. Afterward, it kept visiting him and accepting food he gave it. Now, it and its whole family visit him a lot. So, it's not an indoor pet per se, but it's as close as you can legally get as far as I'm concerned.

>>1591459
Fuck, do I hate babies.2

>>1592769
Birbnet. They are the modems themselves.

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>>1593090
why is it illegal?

>>1593167
They're classified as songbirds and you aren't allowed to own a songbird

>>1588067
Jackdaws are, apparently, more easy with close human contact? Almost self taming at times. Or so I heard multiple times.
Then again, so do many other animals.

>>1593205
No wait I'm retarded.
Its because they're migratory birds.

>>1592800
I don't know but they should probably go to the doctors, they're obviously dying.

>>1586061
I love him.

>>1592285
woosh

>>1589550
Hitler cat

>>1583389
>>1590183
and see it reminded me of the first Savage

>>1588575
Lmao I was expecting someone would flame that guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbidae

>>1583446
>MAGNUM

>>1589058
>bird says hello
>girl says hello
>bird asks if he's been good
>girl says he's been good
>girl asks if he can do something (no clue what)
>bird says yes
>girl praises bird

Then it goes back and forth like that a bit more.

>>1587742
its the radiation

>>1594145
smart cat thats one life down the drain

>>1593648
i'd legit die of laughter if i had this fucking african grey in my place

big keks would have had

>>1594169
Just buy one and let it hear you cursing everyday. That's all you need to do to have your ''big keks''. Whatever that even means.

>>1592407
All animals were not meant to be kept as pets to begin with. We force them to, just because we want and can.

We humans are the ultimate assholes of the animal world.

>>1587686
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1588067
My mom used to tell me that her grandpa had a pet crow. I;m not sure how he got it, but I'd assume there pretty easy to tame if you can find one thats hurt or something. She hated it because he had trained it to see out and harass the kids whenever he said "sic em".

>>1594216
What breed of dog is this

>>1582981
cute shekaltoo

>>1594216
>Birds make an ASMR video

>>1585477
Noice

>>1582704
What type of dog is this?

>>1590798
Ayyyyy

>>1585569
>designer dinosaur

>>1583385
Is that a fucking Kakapo? I thought they just froze when feeling threatened.

>>1592571
our bird had a bigger bell where she put her head in when she slept.
... She also masturbated with that bell.

>>1590095
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so cute

>>1585482
> moist owlette

>>1594577
Nah that's probably a photographer.

>>1585550
>twitter.com

>>1589801
Anon, that's a bird.

>>1582716
IIRC this was an abused bird kept locked in that thing so the guy destroyed it in front of him.

>>1594446

boxer

>>1588067
IIRC they make shit pets because they're so intelligent they get super fucking bored and wreck shit just to get some sort of stimulation.

>>1593806

I fucking love grackles

I know most people here in TX view them as trash birds but if you get to know them and really look at them they're pretty neat as birds go

>>1585569
That's a fucking dinosaur

>>1592135
Gary...

Let us in Gary...

It's time...

>>1594145
That's right pussy, you just keep walkin

>>1595231
We hate them because they are our pigeons, and we have pigeons. They shit everywhere and on everything, and their call is garbage tier.
Yes I'm mad

>>1591459
is that hell? it looks like hell

>>1582981
Give me your shekels

>>1589846
>all anon r same
>hur dur wut is pet voice
nigger have you ever heard ANYONE interact with a pet before? Rarely do they talk to it in a non-cutesy voice shitbeard

>>1586061
Shoebills are amazing.

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>>1593648
Was Tony Montana reincarnated as a bird?

>>1589789
brutal

>>1589875
UNDERRATED

>>1594135
Holy shit
i want that

>>1596509
good one

>>1593017
underrated honestly

>>1594344
what a newfag you are

>>1595085
Underrated post.

>>1586060
whooo fucking made a mess

>>1587686
>mom mom mom mom *nomnomnom

>>1592571
>string and cup dial up

>>1591995
theyre bitching because they want food

>>1586058
BATS AREN'T BUGS!

>>1585569
At least we know where Argonians came from.

>>1586061
>Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?

>>1586096
Jesus. I'm not sure I've ever felt comfier.

>>1582981
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>>1583187

>"Can Can"

Sigh. Kids these days don't know it's the "Infernal Gallop."

>>1597443
uhm
*raises paw*
whats that :O?

>>1583385
Why do I know that song? I'm freaking out

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>>1597521
>:O?
>*raises paw*
neck urself fag

>>1597560
what?
he gave the signal to act like gigantic, flaming faggots. i was just playing along.

>>1597540
It's used in if you are the one (thst chinese dating show)

>>1597205
Sure you have. I bet that you have felt comfy af resting your faggy head on your man's lap after you suck his cock and drink his load.

Don't you, gaylord?

>>1583479
It's a dead cat, correct.

>>1591400
Animated with a fucking DS.

>>1597540
It was a meme for a while.

>>1582487
Holy shit
"Stand back"

>>1597865
uh, o- ok

>>1597540
ever been to /g/? that would explain it

>>1597193
Bats are bugs though. This is birb thread. It doesn't belong here.

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>>1597865
I for one, feel comfy as fug when my man sucks my dick and drinks my load, then takes a nap in my lap.

>>1589812
No. It's the end of the round. It's an intimidation tactic to not use the stool to rest, and make it look like you're ready for the next round

>>1597540
Because it's a great song, that's why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

>>1589921

Every time I see this clip I think of the "Maniacal Laugh" clip from the Muppets

>>1591892
>A music genre so great even birds want to emulate it.

Requesting the webm of the bird taking a coin but when it's owner says "That's my money!" the bird drops it and pauses for a second before saying, "Okay."

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>>1598638

>>1583187
fucking superb

>>1583387
wena nido

>>1591459
unnerving yet cute

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>>1595085
Brilliant

>>1586080
"Good morning!"
"Good morning."
"I'm a good boy!"
"Yes, you are."
"Abe-chan, I'm leaving for a bit, can you take care of the house?"
"Yes."
"You can? Amazing. You be a good boy now."
"Yes, understood."
"Really? *some dialect part I don't get*"
"I'm a good boy!"
"You're a really good boy. Take care of home while I'm gone, okay?"
"Yes, understood."
"Yes you're a good boy."

>>1597560
Are you implying there's any kind of quality to these constant fucking bird threads?

>instantly created one after another
>same set of images every time
>"I think your dog has autism"
>"What kind of cat is that?"
>"Sorry about your dog"

>>1595076
close. another cockatoo came in that cage, but the one in the video was a previous rescue who "oversaw" the destruction of the cage. its a bird sanctuary/rescue.

>>1594346
to some extent maybe. i think with proper care, a safe home where all their needs are provided for without being exposed to the elements or predators is worth the trade off for most animals.

>>1592266
Sounds just like a Hitler speech

>>1598876
I like how people bitch at him for teaching Pebble shit like "fuck" and "nigger" when that's her tenth home.

>>1589817
> "the fuck?"

>>1598863
Agree. It's that kind of humor I just cant really get into aswell.

>>1582716
AL QUAIDA .. BIRD !

>>1590237
god bless max

>>1588067
as others said, not as a conventional pet. however if you feed the same ones enough they will remember you can befriend you. its best just to make friends with them and let them be. there are even reports of people making friends with crows and they follow them in cars/buses wherever they go. just never try to keep on as a normal indoor pet.

>>1598652
Thanks mate

>>1586058
What a cute flying doggo

>>1587845
best version :@)

>>1586067
Can I take a stroke off if a roadrunner steals my golfball and tries to crack it open on the pavement or do I have to do the hole over?

>>1592769
>Maximum Strength

>>1598652
no bully the birb

>>1591462
good stuff

>>1600216
Looks like the type of chicken that beat up Kramer and Little Jerry in that cock fight episode of Seinfeld. Anyone know the name of the breed?

>>1600516
Cochin

>>1582518
holy shit THERE IT IS THERES THE SAUCE I FINALLY KNOW THE SAUCE AAAAAA

>>1598760
cockatoos are fuckin nuts

>>1600216
Anyone who looks at this and still disbelieves that chickens are the closest modern equivalent to velociraptors is a toolbag. That's a goddamn dinosaur.

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>>1582479

>>1602769
>chicken

>>1582716
>/Pol/ly doesn't want your damn cage

>>1585550
This is how I imagine the "navy seal with 300 confirmed kills" copypasta was first written.

>>1583187
however did this must be proud, and he should

>>1587651
Yep.
I also get that feel whenever I watch the magpies in our garden. Fucking mini raptors man.

>>1585550
>advancedshitposting.webm

>>1590857
>i dindu nuffin

>>1582482

every thread this gets posted and still i dont know if this bird is having fun or a heart attack

>>1582981

that owner is a good goy

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>>1592415
>>1591398
>>1590697
it's not lettuce but I've got birds 'n water

>>1603056
Kévin Gemin
he's a fucking real sweetheart
and based on the hundreds of such gifs he's made I'm guessing a real bird-lover, too.

https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote
https://k-eke.tumblr.com/

>>1603225
i had a cockatiel that died like this.

>>1603228
>westworld for birds