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Upmost classy only
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It's so sad that OP's fine gentleboy is of no interest to /gif/.

OP's gentleboy must feel very lonely right now.
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I would post some but I do not have a single one.

Next time, OP

I will contriboot a whole heckton!
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>>1560482
Aw, that's kind of you.

P.S. I think OP died shortly after starting this thread.
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>>1560600
Song source?
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>>1560600
Now THAT'S what I call "a conservative young man"!
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>>1560600
SONG SOURCE
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>>1560600
>>1560750
>>1560686
12 Canons melodieux, ou 6 sonates en duo Sonata in G Minor, TWV 40119 I. Presto
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who here /cultured/
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>>1561055

>I'm cultured, just watch me post this scene from a poor film adaptation of Coriolanus.
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>>1561107
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>>1561107
How did they transfer a drone/GoPro camera into the 1950s London??? How did they retrieve it back into the 21st century???
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>>1561055
>some thug porn
Obnoxious. Discarded.
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>>1561378
There you go, let that pretentiousness shine.
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>>1560962
That really isn't helping much. Any links?
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>>1560482
>>1560549
I lost faith and thought this thread died, glad its still around.
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last one for tonight
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>>1562326
I'm glad it turned out this way.
Resources are scarce though,
so I contributed only one file.

I'm glad that OP is alive.
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Whats the song? Shazam doesn't help
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>>1560600
that was amazing sir.
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>>1562326
What's this?
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>>1555355
>Upmost
yeah, real sophisticated there, OP
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>>1562366
wow. I can't even imagine the level of jackassery required to take yourself seriously while wearing fingerless gloves in your fucking camry.
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>>1561680
That was exact name of the song. Start looking better, retard.
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>>1561680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqDGa4JII1w

It's literally the name you fucking troglodyte.
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>>1561368
>a drone/GoPro camera into the 1950s London
I hope you're mememing right now, because they are very clearly driving the camera around
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>>1563074
Yakuza can do it
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>>1563390
But that camera is colour and 50fps and stabilised with gyroscope...
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>>1562328
What's the genere of this type of music?
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>>1562326
Willing to bet this actually tastes underwhelming to flat out terrible, but because it probably costs so much and has so much pedantry going into making it anyone who can afford it will convince themselves its great.
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>>1563482
*pageantry
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>>1563542
Yes. I am poor and my education was sub-par.
Leave me alone
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>>1563634
Were that true, you have enough materials at your very fingertips to kick the hell out of any college in the world simply by having access to the internet.
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>>1560600
this is how I imagine Alexander Hamilton
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>>1555364
murder
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>>1562328
sauce on song and also genre pls
>>1563454
this

>WHAT'S MY FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC??
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>>1562366
what is even happening here? retarded yellow fellow gets road rage and stops?
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>>1562328
this isn't classy. cigarettes are for poor people.
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>>1563656
I dunno if I'd go that far, but you've got the right idea
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>>1563482
I agree that fine food is for skinny people.

>>1563692
I agree that cigarettes aren't classy.
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>>1555364
>chinese peasant-food
>classy
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>>1561107
song?
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>>1563074
Yakuza don't give a fuck
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>>1567089
First Arabesque by Debussy
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>>1562621
Takumi Watanabe
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>>1555355
>upmost
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>>1567089
>>1567205
Close,
Clair de lune by Debussey
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>>1560600
the definitive alpha Renaissance man

also, probably lives in Canada
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>>1560600
my god, the snobbish way he deters his eyes from the camera, with a general air of disgust

i'm in love and i ain't even gay
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>>1562326
I will never have a drink that fancy in my life and I have to accept that reality
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>>1560289
>Putting milk in before tea

I want these foreign posers out my country
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>>1569498
>he doesn't know about fine bone china
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>>1567116
>>1563406
>Yakuza
>driving on the right
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>>1560289
>tfw no autistic gilf
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>>1562326
>lighting a cigar with a fucking bic lighter
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>>1569011
Norway
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>>1569669
>he thinks he's knowing what he's talking about but calls a cigarillo a cigar
LMAO
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>>1569686
>when he thinks he caught you on something but he is too stupid to realize that a cigarillo still is a cigar and is classified as such
>when he also fails to address the point of contention in question and just tries to deflect

LMAO
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>>1569498
>putting boiling hot tea into your best tea set with nothing provide a buffer
HA
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>>1569686
>>1569844
take it easy guys
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>>1563413
All post-processing
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>>1555364
>korean?
>cutting along the marble instead of at an angle for perfect flaking
4/10
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>>1563128
you cant call someone a troglodyte when you spoonfeed like a upperclass peasant.
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>>1560600
>On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch
>not on mine way to plow thy wench
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>>1569900
>>not on mine way to plow thine wench
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>>1562366
chink autistic driver "You giv time and prace, I give you a five minute window."
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>>1561055
Having born and raised in the town of Shakespeare, can say, Shakespeare would see thy webm a lube for sodomy.
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>>1569900
>>1569941
i want reddit to fuck off
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>>1567089
it's clair de lune you dumb fuck
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>>1569554
>>1569849
>drinking from your best tea set
it's meant to be decorative, your nan'll be fucking livid.
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>>1569564
>yakuza are only in Japan
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Let's see what i have
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Meh, just that >>1577440 and some soundless whatchmaking videos
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>>1577441
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>>1577458
Truly most astounding
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>>1577448
German porn
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>>1555355
you mean utmost you fucking retard
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>>1561680
You fucking uneducated strumpet. The first god damn link is Amazon CDs WITH the song
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>>1564162
Because you are a child brainwashed by "truth" ads. Fat rednecks and Marlborough reds arent classy, but an unfiltered is, or a woman in gloves and a cig.....
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>>1568849
Thank you for posting the good version, I was worried for a minute...
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>>1570549
I want reddit to stop fucking you
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>>1568849
Am I looking at CGI or what is that weird filter?
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>>1560686
>"song"
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>>1561680
Fucking retarded working-class uncultured uneducated vulgar uneloquent illiterate peasant swine
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>>1578309
Work on your punctuation before you call others illiterate, poseur.
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>>1577458
/b/ in a nutshell.

>>1577840
How about "uppermost", you enormous scholar?
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>>1577808
Have you ever seen actual german porn..?
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>>1568849
Thanks for making me giggle like an idiot.
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>>1577850
smoking is never classy
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>>1555364
hrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghreeeeeeeeeeee!!
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>>1555364
>expected to be eaten in a single bite
>gigantic portion

Why do chefs do this?
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>>1579545
Breh, you can eat your food however you fucking like.
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>>1577850
The only people who think cigarettes are glamorous are people who smoke.

You have a narcotic addiction. You're sick. Get help.
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>>1562326

>chars the beans to ash with a fucking blowtorch

mm i love that taste of ash
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>>1563685
>>1569988

Yakuza
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>>1579729
No, you weeb fag.
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>>1569988

Source of webm?
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>>1579750

Do you know for a fact that he was not yakuza?
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>>1579773
Do you know for a fact that he was?
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>>1579790

Do you, in fact, suck cocks? He is obviously a mobster, who else keeps fighting gloves in their car?
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>>1579803
Wow. Amazing logic there.
>fighting gloves
Neck yourself, kid.
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>>1561107
What year was this?
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>>1560289
>can' say that word, but y-kn-wh-I-mean
actually
>entire webm

This is not considered sophisticated in England
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>>1563675
faggot
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>>1579771
Mutiny on the Bounty (1962)
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>>1580664
Such gross slander of Captain Bligh. His only failing was not perceiving the perils of yellow fever amongst his crew until it was too late.
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>>1562344
This is Sydney, right?
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>>1560962
You can say a lot about modern music, but at least the titles are short and simple.
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>>1561107
What a disgustingly racist video, those people need some cultural enrichment
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>>1562366
Anyone else think this guy looks like Mads?
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>>1561107
non stabilized version?
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Old man a very sophisticated.
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>>1562326
>there are people who unironically pay for this.
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>>1569669
honestly, drink aside, this is horrible. If you want your cigar to taste of petroleum, this is the way to go.
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This
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>>1579557
that's not a narcotic, but it's gross
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>>1579690
That was wood. He was adding wood smoke.
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>>1563684
she's fucking hot though
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>>1569988
nice subtle "fuck you" at the end

this thread needs more of these
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>>1569988
I'm curious, the movie appears to have been shot in B&W, yet this clip is in color. Is there a specific edition that's been colorized?
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>>1569868
>>1579545
He is literally the most famous and (possibly) best sushi chef in the world. I daresay he knows a tad bit more about his craft than you two do.
Jiro dreams of sushi, great documentary btw.
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>>1588498
>He is literally the most famous and (possibly) best sushi chef in the world. I daresay he knows a tad bit more about his craft than you two do.
1. What if he knows TOO much for his sanity and he's now doing it all wrong?
2. If he's such a yuge expert, how can we know if he isn't trolling us?
3. If he is peerless, who can confirm his skills?
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>>1555355
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>>1569988
This loops pretty well too.
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>>1569669
people in cigar clubs do that all the time. You're just not supposed to inhale while you light as to get methane in your stoge. A small propane torch works quickest
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>>1562326
we had this as a drink special once at a restaurant I used to work at. It's pretty good, but I love rum, and the sweet smoke of the cigarillo is a great combination. It was $14, and we prepared it the same way ($7 is average mixd drink price where I live), so it is kinda pricey, but worth it after a big meal.
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>>1588746
It doesn't take a Catholic priest to get seduced by those voices. Thank you, kind anywho.
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>>1555355
>Arthur Schopenhauer as a child
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>>1581842
Ye dog, wynard Station. My daily commute
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>>1562566
Whenever someone uses Sir online I picture either a neckbeard or a Pajeet
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>>1569988
The cheese at the start and the cheese he cuts is different. Inconsistency
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>>1560731
goddamn you man, made me laugh for a solid minute

also nice dubs
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>>1588746
Dude on the far left is terrified
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>>1579729
>>1579773
>Yakuza
That's China or Taiwan you fucking moron. Triads are there, Yakuza doesn't have a strong presence and they sure as fuck aren't enlisting actual fucking chinks.
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>>1569988
>This is a typical seaman
>A half witted, wife beating perpetual drunkard
>His whole life is spent evading and defying authority
Well fuck you too
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>>1577448
>>1577441

"ugh why do rolexes cost $10,000"
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>>1592228
Well in this case it's pretty obvious because it's made in Europe by exceptionally skilled individuals.

What doesn't make sense though, is an Iphone costing 800 dollars when it's made by a 14 year old boy in a factory in Chengdu, China, that has suicide nets around it to stop people jumping off the building.
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>>1592145
Glad you've enjoyed my post but I'm still searching for my binocles.
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>>1588746
what has science done..
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>>1592223
Impressment often accounted for over half of the Royal Navy's intake of seamen in those days. None of the people at the table are seamen, so they oughtn't take personal offence.
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>>1562326
This is some of the most useless faggy shit out there, all for a fucking dumb drink.

That being said, I wouldn't mind trying it.
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>>1592167
1. On THEIR left or on OUR left?
2. http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Far_right
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>>1593028
/thread
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>>1555364
>raw meat
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>>1561107
>poor film adaptation of Coriolanus

it was breddy gud though
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>>1589137
>It was $14

see I'd pay fourteen dollars for this, but you just know this place would be charging like $100+ for it
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>>1562326

>mfw this bar is located in the salubrious surrounds of a vacant lot, discount market and run down old garages
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>>1561107
https://youtu.be/B-m9A8mY-U0

>Music: "Time" by Hans Zimmer
Also known from the film "Inception".
https://youtu.be/U5IailIzqdc
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>>1600520
>>1600521
When I attempt to talk like this on 4chan, I’m told I’m an autist and I get dismissed as a visitor from Reddit. Whereupon I earn mass scorn, filtration and forced exile.
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>>1563406 >>1571071 >>1567116
http://europe.newsweek.com/yakuza-gang-members-japan-arrests-570110
>Infamous Yakuza is disappearing across Japan
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>>1590063
In case you're interested, the piece is called Miserere by Allegri
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>>1600642
Gratias ago.
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>>1597188
sauce?
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>>1600970
>>1597151
Thank me in that thread.
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>>1562366
thats what you get for tailing mads mikkelsen
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>>1555355
hehehehehegel
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>>1606578
this is terrible
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>>1594172
Stage right
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>>1579729
Hes fucking chinese you hmong.
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>>1562366
Would have been cool if the other driver got out with a shot gun and blew fingerless glove douche away.
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>>1588746
wow
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>>1569456
Coward.
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>>1560600
Alexander Hamilton
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>>1577440
for some reason, watching this i thought the guy was going to kill himself with the gun he built and was gonna be deep or something
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>>1560600
Someone finally uses my filename. ^_^
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>>1561055
Gerald Butler is in a good movie, for once.
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>>1563684

Are you serious? It's called fucking jazz you faggot. Only been around since the 20's. If you want to be specific it's just called 'smooth jazz'. Go listen to a radio station.
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>>1569498
You only put in the milk second when using teabags like a peasant. When using real tea the milk goes in FIRST.
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>>1564162
its not a cigarette its a cigarillo. Handrolled from what I can see.
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>>1592228
Patek Phillipe watches start at 10k my poor friend. Rolex watches are for people who think these are the watches that rich people wear.
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>>1567668
Yeah, I realized I goofed
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>>1555364
Jiro: Dreams of Sushi if you want the sauce. Goddamn the best and most expensive sushi you can get in Ginza
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>>1560600
absolute class
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>>1561055
is there some Macbeth vs Macduff fight in your collection?
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>>1570549
thine is correct here, you fucking idiot.
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>>1578624
that's an electronic music producer

pretty good, too
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>>1578565
>pr0n
Nice 2007 you got there.
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>>1569498
putting the milk in second alters the milk because of the massive instant temperature change, the tea doesnt taste the same when you do this, also you can end up with a film of protein on top of the surface doing this

you should put the milk in first and let the temperature change gradually so it isnt intantaneous

>>1569554
it also can crack stuff like fine bone china by going from room temperature to boiling temperature instantly

t. bong
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>>1569498
>>1569554
>>1569849
>>1620391
>>1570883
>putting milk in your tea regardless
t. limey philistines
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>>1563454
Sounds like instrumental MPB (Música Popular Brasileira)
>>1620373
>Jazz
>acting like much of a cunt while being wrong
>also assuming "smooth Jazz" is a genre of music
You were given only one life and you fucked it up this much.
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>>1588558
these are great philosophical quandaries, but very bad realistic arguments lmao
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>>1606596
>Standing there with her mouth open catching flies
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>>1560962

>>1563125
>>1563128
>>1577847
>>1578309

And yet none of you knowledgeable, cultured gentlemen even cite that the composer is Telemann.

At least he's >>1561680 interested in and enjoys the music.

Don't be so boorish for him asking for help to enjoy it further.
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>>1569011
>Canada
too much hair and not enough people blaming him for being a while male
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>>1560791
>when the girl you like is as autistic as you are
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>>1588498
>most famous and (possibly) best sushi chef in the world

oh so you watch netflix too, you fucking pleb? la de fucking da
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>>1582292
underrated
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>>1631230
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
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>>1561107
uhmmmm where the fuck is the diversity????
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>>1583042
Is it not gonna taste like fucking butane/propane though? Why didn't he light another way?
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>>1562366
>That little touch on his nose

LOL what a douche
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>>1561107
>British people still think Winston churchill was the good guy
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>>1562680
hahahaha
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>>1560600
entp: can't stop to chat, I'm already 15 minutes late
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>>1563164
elegantongola :D
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>>1600520
nice
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>>1569498
This is done so not to scald the milk.
Silly american, don't you know your tea?
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>>1562326
I always love how this looks innecesarily and hideous expensive.
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>>1555355
that gif is stupid
this thread is stupid
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>>1562366
Does the Camry lock the doors if the key is in the ignition. `cause i was thinking how funny it would be if he locked himself out.
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>>1597188
The people then wore better clothing than today. It may have been itchy and uncomfortable. But in my opinion western society needs to adopt btter dress.

Women walking around in Yoga pants and men in torn jeans should not be the mode of fashion or dress of a modern civilization.
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>>1634332
Source? Enlighten a pleb
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>>1633517
Better version
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>>1588498
>I daresay he knows a tad bit more about his craft than you two do

Becuase he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living chef could best him the ring of honour!
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>>1634834
so that's where that reaction image comes from.
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>>1555355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QY8G4OJG6c
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>>1555355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzvlivbptXk
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>>1634642
such a wonderful film! do you have the webm where the english ship discards its disguise and unloads a broadside onto the french ship?
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>>1635147
daddy! would you buy me a squirrel..?
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>>1561055
>Now THIS is Shakespeare.webm
>film
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>>1592119
he also cuts the nose off of it, which is a faux pas. but maybe that's what the director intended
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>>1634429
so glad i'm not the only one who thinks that.
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>>1633390
cringe
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>>1569018
i love the descriptive words
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>>1634587
AAAAAUGGGGAAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!
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>>1592099
Not him, but I call people sir all the time and I'm considered a chad, sir.

I just stopped giving a fuck about what people on this site want me to say and say what I want to say, because that's more fun.
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>>1555355
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>>1567089
>being this uncultured
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>>1634332
Never knew Čiurlionis composed music. Fancy indeed.
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>>1588746
>thanks to modern sceince the Castrati is no longer in practice
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>>1635445
>JAV Recordings
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>>1615484
you should learn how to make short films and do this idea
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>>1560791
Is this a british black comedy?
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>>1555355
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>>1561107
Utterly disgusting. They need millions of people from the Indian subcontinent, middle east, Africa and Eastern Europe
I M M E D I A T E L Y


I have literally no idea how they must have coped without them.
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>>1579803

>fighting gloves

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>1631427
>uhmmmm where the fuck is the diversity????
1. In America?
2. By the 1950s, Britain was already a declining empire. Not immigrants' fault.
3. Britain was greater in the EU than it was before or after it.
4. Britain has brought ethnic diversity to the EU, not the other way round...

>>1635520
>I have literally no idea how they must have coped without them.
5. The fact is that they didn't.
6. Nöone has forced them to invade the Middle East, Africa, India and Eastern Europe. It was their own wish.
7. Ireland and Scotland are doing pretty well without English people.
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>>1561107
>It will never be this good ever again
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>>1563164
that brush texture
;_; why
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>>1641488
>1488
>Nöone

Well hello little Mr Scandinavian cuck.

>5
The fact is we did. For a thousand years Britain was relatively untouched by any major invasion and therefore had the opportunity to develop it's own unique ethnicity and cultures. The lands we controlled through our empire by the end of the 19th century and beginning of the 20th century had absolutely no bearing on the 400 years of history before when we performed incredible acts of economic, social, cultural and intellectual brilliance.

You are an absolute Idiot if you don't think that the Irish and Scottish have enormous amounts of English blood in them. Ireland was expanded into and permanently settled as an area of colonization from the middle ages by England. Scotland less-so, but not by much. Scotland became the world capital of surgical and medical education and innovation under 18th Century England.

By no 6's logic, all Japanese should have vast populations of chinese. All central Europeans and middle easterns should have vast populations of Mongolians. All African tribes should not exist as they have attacked and invaded one another a hundred times over. The Turkish should all be Berbers. Russians should be prussians. Prussians should be russians. Greeks should have huge amounts of Ionians in their populations. Babylonians should have huge amounts of Judeans in their population. The Swedish should be finish, and the Danish should be Belgian. There should be no distinct cultures or peoples. All people who were ever invaded, ruled, conquered, colonized, taxed, should have the right to, free of charge, move to, live within, and claim money from the nations who performed those acts generations ago.

The han Chinese should go extinct because they conquered and united other areas of China. The Aztec kingdoms and now Central Americans should all go extinct and have the natives of the Amazon take their homes. All of Islam should perish and return everything to extinct tribes.
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>>1642194
>All of Islam should perish and return everything to extinct tribes.
I like the way you think.
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>>1642194
But you don't expect that to happen. You don't even want those things to happen. It is absolute, unrefined, mind-boggling insanity to retro-actively punish, ethnically replace, and financially bully each and every nation and people on earth about things their ancestors did to one another. But for some reason, people like you think that Europe needs to be punished for doing what everyone else has done to everyone else at one time or another.

India should give England back it's railways. They shouldn't want them, they're reminders of colonial oppression. Give them back. India should destroy every single piece of track, and every single locomotive. China should dismantle every factory and every piece of western-technology infrastructure. The entire world needs to give back modern medicine to Europe and forget everything they ever knew about it.

Italy should pay money to the whole of Europe and north Africa, and every single person should be allowed to live in rome for free. We didn't choose to be part of the roman Empire, they chose to make us part of it.

See how utterly nonsensical your ideas are?

If you want to just be honest, and don't care about cognitive consistency, then say what you mean:

>Fuck white people, they should go extinct and have their counties filled with people from around the world because, to lots of cool white people who enjoy all of the benefits their ancestors gave them, that's a really cool idea and makes them look like nice people to others who think the same way, and if I am one of those foreigners, I get a nice place to live I did no work for.

Think of ONE Empire in history, which did not originate in Europe, which involved multiple ethnicities from across the world, which left more knowledge, technology, information, literacy, industry, infrastructure, universities and architecture in its wake than the empires of Western Europe. ONE

Invading someone doesn't mean you deserve to loose your identity, culture and race.
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>>1642212
What is the cut off point?
When should the process of going back in time to punish expansionism end?

The 19th century? 18th? 17th? 16th? 15th? 14th? 13th? 12th? 11th? 10th? 9th? 8th?
Does it happen once? Should it include the members of one village owing everything they have to members of another village? Or just nations? Or just vague ethnicities?

The iron age? The bronze age?
Should we set up a field of social-anthro-archaeology about finding out "Who owes Who what?" finding out which prehistoric tribes descendants should give up their homes to another set of descendants?
Should Homosapiens find Neanderthal DNA, clone them, and collectively kill ourselves as a species?
Should the members of certain Polynesian Islands find the remains of the last known strand of non-sapien DNA in the jungle and do the same, as they only died out around 8 thousand years ago?

When should it stop? Who decides when the punishments are enough? Do white people deserve to die for trading spices and guns and building embassies and mining minerals and denying farmland to native populations hundreds of years ago?

What about the neolithic era?
The paleolithic era?
It would consume the entire processing power of all the universities and all the computers of the world to try and find out with any accuracy the details of who fought who, when, what they took, what land was covered, what possessions were taken, and what punishment should be exacted upon them. There have been THOUSANDS, MILLIONS of human cultures in the entire history of our species, all of them at one point invaded or ruled another one, both during recorded history and before.

Why should one collection of people right at the tail end of millions of years of that process have a certain political alignment turn around and claim we should be ethnically cleansed for doing it better, more humanely, with a greater degree of technology, and at the greatest scale of all of it?

It. Doesn't. Make. Sense.
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>>1642234
Unless you hate white people, or are trying to signal to others what a 'good person' you are. Then it explains why you would hold such a stupid opinion.
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>>1569554
>>1569849
>>1620391
>>1625524
>>1569498

You only put the milk in first if your cup is of questionable quality. The tradition of putting the milk in second is a way of showing status by demonstrating the high quality of your china/cup.

Scientific or academic reasoning aside it is not correct to put the milk in first. It's is a huge sign of being an unrefined tea swilling lout. If made a cup of tea for the queen she would want the milk in second.
There is no argument about this. Every book on etiquette mentions it and high society observes it fastidiously.

inb4 Not English

My family line goes back to the 1066 invasion. I am as British as they come. More so than the queen who is of questionable blood
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>>1593028
FUCK ME NIPPLE KING BABE!
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>>1642194
>Well hello little Mr Scandinavian cuck.
1. First of all, I'm not a little cuck – I'm a giant cuck.
2. You can't cuck the willing.
3. Teaching Englishmen proper English is one of our favourite pastimes here in Scandinavia.
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:English_terms_spelled_with_Ö
4. Yes, I spelled it wrong. The correct spelling is "noöne".
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>>1643607
>addressed none of my points and defended none of his clearly ravaged ideology

Assuming you are even the same person.
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>>1561107
I liked some your webm, thanks.
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>>1643120
MUH HERITAGE N SHEEEEITTTT
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>>1604064
Woul you like some keptuch with that steak, Mr. Trump?
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>>1582292
racist
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>>1634429
>>1635246
fedora-tier opinion
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>>1600623
>forced exile
>anon
This is why we think you're a reddit fag.
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>>1635514
stop trying to make nu male tier humor happen, its not going to happen
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>>1569988
What did he mean by the cheese is tainted comment at the end? One anon said it was a subtle fuck you, but how?
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>>1569456
you dont have $30?
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>>1563692
True. Probably the most tasteless way to enjoy tobacco.
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>>1563164
>>1642086
I know, it's fucking with my eyes.
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>>1647231
Making fun of an accent isn't exactly racist, mate.
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>>1635445
>JAV recordings

this is a blue board anon
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>>1634642
i cant understand single shit they are saying but looks good
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>>1634520
M.K Čiurlionis

Harmonizuota Lietuvių Liaudies daina ''Beauštanti aušrelė''
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>>1654419
I wonder at what age this girl realized what she said in the film. Like did it dawn on her >oh my god I said I'm into the bbc in a shit movie
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>>1634332
I think I had an epiphany while listening to this. I've never been a wrong-generationfag. I rather like living in a world with the internet and modern medicine and freedom of whatever. However, I always felt there was something missing from our culture today, something vital yet elusive. I think I may finally understood it while listening to this nice piece by a man I just learned existed.

We don't make anything beautiful anymore. I know this sounds a bit fedora, but honestly think about it. We make things that are exciting. We make things that are fun. We make things that are thought provoking, but how rare are things that are beautiful. When was the last time you heard a song or saw a film or viewed a work of art all created in our age and thought they were beautiful? Again, I hear plenty of new music that is good, that I enjoy, or that I like. I go to the cinema all the time, but none of it is beautiful. This isn't a condemnation of today, rather an observation.

I think the problem lies in something I touched on above. We are obsessed today with logic. We all want to be the smartest man in the room. We champion reason; we all "fucking love science". The zeitgeist of reddit, honestly. This is it. Our art today does not want to be beautiful. It wants to be thought-provoking.

Emotion is seen as weakness. Not in the feminist critic's claim of physical weakness, but weakness mentally. So emotion is swept-aside. Men relish in the fact that they are emotionless, women claim to not be in chasing some ideal of equality. I don't claim that rationality is a negative thing, but the way we go about it is wrong.

We make nothing beautiful, because beauty is not rational. It isn't. It's emotional. It plays on our hearts, and so sadly it is slowly drifting away. It will do so until this Age of Reason finally ends again.
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>>1656112
Man I remember when I was naive enough to think I could come up with something original or capable of provoking thought from someone other than myself. Keep it up we need more philosophers.
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>>1656112
desu that sounds more like depression senpai. Beauty is everywhere, you just no longer recognize it.
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>>1642031
It is amazing how this is still relevant today.
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>>1654354
You're a gentleman and a scholar. Thanks.
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>>1560289
That was the most autistic thing I have ever seen
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always classy eating these with my tea
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>>1654419
>oh my god I said I'm into the bbc in a shit movie

>a shit movie

>Airplane

>shit movie


You go away, you go away and you do not return.
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>>1642031
>think too much
>feel too little

legitimate mental retardation
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>>1655626
Maybe she's just not a racist

Also fuck this thread, 2 months and still going. OP is a faggot and /wsg/ is a shit board
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>>1600623
>When I attempt to talk like this on 4chan,
>I’m told I’m an autist and I get dismissed as a visitor from Reddit.

Because you are an actual autist to begin with.
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>>1656112
This is a very interesting idea, and I think you're right to an extent, but no entirely. Art today is not tottaly obscured in this theme of rationality, although it may represent the world today it just isnt accurate. La la land was beautiful and at the same time terribly banal and thoughtless for instance. But yeah, I do think artists today are a bit too focused on philosophy rather than pure and wordless emotion. I also think this has been the case for quite some time however, despite classical music being an exception in the trend.
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>>1643120
maybe high society should observe a fucking biochemistry textbook or two

putting the milk in second spoils the flavour
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>>1648150
It comes up to individual taste, a very subtle jab at the captain after his very barbaric description of punishing his sailors
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>>1631423
>1631230
Penis
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>>1653419
Weyland Yutani, right?
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>>1643120
>My family line goes back to the 1066 invasion
NORMANS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1654349

he gets the nerd in a cheap pun " lesser of two weevils" like "lesser of two evils"
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>>1600520
>>1600521
these are awful
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>>1648150
The implication is that the cheese, like the old captain, hasn't improved with age and is now tainted. Saying it's up to individual taste is also implying that the old captain and anyone that supports his view are the kind of poor quality persons that would prefer his "taste" of advice.
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>>1642031
for the longest time I thought this was hitler's speech translated and preformed by chaplain. Am i retarded?
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>>1658950
High society doesn't care for reddit-tier technocracy.
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>>1657910
everyone knows this already
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>>1634642
Man, I had to listen to it twice, but it gave me a heartly laugh.
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>>1562680
>>1567598
>>1577840
Interesting how the second one mentions "classy" on the internet, it immediately devolves into a dick-waving contest.
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>>1635514
>>1647622
Aw gosh. I thought it was a pun on the Britons.
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>>1653419
Where is this from?
It's clearly Prometheus... but was that extra content?
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>>1657910
definitely goes best with coffee imo
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>>1660410
lol stfu
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>>1660472
Yeah it was a trailer. It's on youtube.
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>>1563675
Only reason we don't eat you is you got AIDs
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>>1579545
>it only seems large in his tiny jap hands
Damn, kid. Bet you think all those manlet pornstars are hung like horses too
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>>1656436
wow.. really made me thnik
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>>1655626
who gives a shit what a little jewess says in a shit movie?
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>>1659151
Does anyone have the webm of a man talking about I think a Russian chess prodigy?
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>>1562326
>high level alchemy.webm
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