Last one hit the archive. New one go!
>>1550235
Having now actually watched jojo up through the early Egypt chapter of Stardust, I can say I'm disappointed they got rid of this trope.
>>1550071
!รน https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R86IMdAHxIc
>>1553867
goddamn birds are smart
>>1553859
R2?
>>1552738
What a bop
>>1553867
this bird is a fuckin weeb
>>1553875
this always gets me
>>1553863
Today's camera size and quality allow this fucking incredible shit to be seen from their point of view.
>unnnnffffff
>>1554923
Sounds like the beginning of that japanese anime song with the leek onion thing. You know the one? I don't remmeber what it's called but it goes something
a des yunna yo me men na moo na yee sa me na me ne moo.
ya di di da, ya yenny ya you manna mi na me na me sna snoo.
>>1554943
Oh I found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TraoV0dvjYM
>>1553844
This one never gets old, comedy gold.
>>1553875
i came to post this
glad someone else already did.
kek
>>1554948
It's Finnish btw.
>>1554943
>that japanese anime song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
>>1553867
Why do they do that short "ah" before moshi moshi?
>>1555444
>epor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG3YBwuT_S0
>>1555343
So... whats up with the syringe and spoon in the video? cooking up some smack? lol
>>1555405
this breaks my heart
>>1555405
Must be devastating with sound but can't find source if there's any.
>>1553933
no D2
>>1555405
It's kind of odd to put these scenes together without the later one where it eats the chick. An animal can be sad, but it doesn't hold on to a memory so long that it can just ignore a delicious meal lying in its nest for more than an hour or two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIA_0cvS2gQ
>>1555524
It's still a baby. Those are for hand feeding it. (That noise its making are "I'm hungry feed me!")
>>1555337
made me kek
>>1551109
Fucking anime only fags.
>>1553867
kawaii~ desu
i like how it sounds like a higher version of its owner.
:3
>>1554943
>Sounds like the beginning of that japanese anime song with the leek onion thing.
This is the state of 4chan...
>>1555359
God ruby-crowned kinglets are adorable.
>>1555445
my guess is it's imitating its owner when they're on the phone, dunno bout you but people ah and uh a lot over the phone
>>1556478
is there some information im missing that indicates this woman is in indentured servitude
Someone post more of the white autist birds.
>>1550147
>"what's your favorite food?"
>"I want a cookie"
So cute I couldn't help but laugh
>>1555343
does he have dwarfism?
>>1554923
What is the name of this birb?
>>1556655
Greater bird-of-paradise.
https://my.mixtape.moe/mclalf.webm
>>1555591
No sense wasting a meal. It's like how some species of rodent will eat their children if they're starving. It seems heartless from a human perspective, but for the species it's better to survive and get the chance to reproduce again rather than lay down and die.
>>1550071
Fuck, I hate birds. They make so much fucking noise. Painful to live in the same place as them.
>>1556799
Oh gods my sides.
requesting webm of the birb getting super excited over hearing their favorite song.
>>1557091
>>1557076
fuck off Shale
>>1557148
This is so cute, how he seemingly lightens up when he hears it
Hnnng
>>1552738
I'm reconsidering my universal hatred of birds. This one is good. This is a good bird.
>>1555924
I must admit, I was half expecting the other bird to peck the guy's face.
>>1554943
I've never wanted anyone to kill themselves more than now.
>>1557661
Just stick with this thread. It's mostly peoples pet parrots, which are super smart and super cute
>>1554923
My wife bop is so cute
>>1556653
From the REEEEEEE sounds it makes and the feeding syringe he's probably a babby
>>1553867
this birb died :(
>>1557943
well thanks for ruining my day asshole
>>1555888
>CHECKED
>>1554988
sun conures are dope
>>1557148
What's the song? Sounds nice
>>1553859
Its even better the little guy is blue. That fucker got lucky.
>>1553872
>Hi!
>>1555359
Under PETA standards, this is animal abuse
>>1554923
The shit bird go through to get laid.
>>1555924
>>1555343
How much money you wanna bet that birds trippin the fuck out on that smack
>>1557950
its okay the owner is training a replacement.
>>1557902
You know that bird has a fucking death laser with a laugh like that
>>1557902
>AH
>YES
>THE PLAN IS FINALLY COMPLETE
>>1557510
how can coyotes even compete?
>>1557661
>
Hey gabe.
>>1558172
that's a weird ass looking doggo
>>1558180
I think it has autism.
>>1558172
Dude your dog needs a haircut
>>1553867
These are called Myna birds. This particular one is a "Common Myna," and can be identified by the yellow flaps on its head.
>Thanks Shenmue II
>>1557983
This dude is so happy, it's amazing to watch. Love this webm.
>>1558172
i think your dog has autism
>>1554923
Fuck ben
>>1553873
Fuck what a sexy birb
>>1557966
I second this, it sounds pretty nice
>>1553859
Birtoo DeeToo
>>1557902
>have guests over for the night
>bird breaks into their room and scares the shit out of them
would buy a bird for this sole purpose/10
>>1558328
Ben is a hoe
>>1554948
/k/atchy
Do they cut the wings of all these birds?
>>1550161
Owl: Do you think this is a fuckin game? Don't ever in yo life play wit me like that!
>>1558959
>tfw birds have better taste than this board.
>>1555968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9_QwOlBR6I
>>1557644
dat swag
>>1557978
under peta everything is animal abuse
>>1559300
>>1550235
loved the meme. watching with my mom and i bust out laughing, she's like what?
>>1559195
> The filename
Anyone have that WebM where the bird is ranting and says something like "we are fucking actual"?
>>1559743
Yeah, I have it. It's a pretty stupid webm, almost as stupid as people who request for stuff vaguely.
>>1559780
YOU TOTALLY SCHOOLED ME!!!
AWW MAN!
HOW COULD I POSSIBLY RECOVER?!!
That's some top tier bantz! Oh god oh man!
You really socked it to me!
Keep up those awesome words. You're earning a turning!
I bet your dick is like a fucking sewer pipe!
>>1559816
Yeah, you are triggered alright.
Dont worry though, just wait patiently, I'm pretty sure there will be some sucker here who will deliver it to you.
>>1559860
Oh so triggered
Thank you
Sometimes I need a helping hand
Sometimes someone needs to tell me what's what
I'm glad you were that guy...
Aww man
>>1559860
>>1559883
Delivering :*
>>1559892
Nice job, sucker.
>>1559900
this dude's on suicide watch
>>1559577
how do you teach them this?
>>1559641
Hey buddy, your shoelaces are untied.
>>1560015
>Trump PR
>>1560675
What kind of birbs are these. They seem so energetic and adorable.
>>1559641
He forgot what the sky was and thinks he's soaring.
>>1559641
this bird looks circumcised
>>1553863
this shit needs fighter jet noises
>>1558938
no
plus when they do they cut the feathers not the wings stupid
it grow back
>>1554898
if we were able to see their point of view we would need a telescope camera on the bird
>>1553972
hearty kek lad
>>1560718
Caique I think
>>1560048
they know he is going to feed them I guess
>>1560015
>ontheinternetnooneknowsyoureabunchoffinches.webm
>>1559577
I want to be a poultry commander.
>>1559195
>That angry headbob when the cockatiel gets a hold of it
>>1560724
You made me lose real hard, anon
>>1561311
>because we need to militantly enforce the same stupid filename jokes over and over again
what is this /f/?
>>1550158
>ministry of silly walks
>>1553863
>tomahawk killcam
>>1556655
Ben.
>>1558317
>he needed to throw the fucking bow
That's pretty sad 2bh.
>>1553872
>Preparing for a job interview
>>1556585
They're muttering
>son of a bitch
in spanish.
>>1553867
Here's a rough translation:
Abe-tan (birb): Hello? This is the Ono residence.
(phone rings)
Abe-tain: What's wrong?
Owner: Abe-tan, you were a little too early. You have to-
Abe-tan: Okay.
Owner: Mhmm, you have to wait for the phone to ring, pick up, then answer and say "hello?"
Abe-tan: Okay, I got it!
Owner: Do you really understand? You gotta say "hello? This is the Ono residence."
Abe-tan: Yup, I got it!
Owner: Okay~
>>1557943
As someone who watched this video in middle school and rediscovered on a nostalgia trip a year back, finding out that Abe-tan passed was really sad. Also Gabe passed away this year so I'm grateful for all the good memories they left behind but do miss them dearly even if they were just internet celeb pets.
>>1554886
if you play this in reverse its birbs performing surgery
>>1553875
O Fortuna never fails to make anything feel intense
>>1555541
>>Must be devastating with sound but can't find source if there's any.
might be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYEpFE8n14I
>>1562609
that's not a crow that's a eurasian magpie
>>1560675
your cat has autism
>>1553861
awww
>>1562610
Allow me to correct him.
I love corvids
>>1562600
kek.
>>1560718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FmC35GIOk
>>1562585
Poor guy. It was just too hot and he dieded.
>>1562970
i love it when animals used as decorations fuck things up so the pretty fagots have to realize they are actual living things.
>>1562665
>mfw footfags show up
>>1561924
not naming it "the female orgasm"
>>1562970
That penguin wanted to give a message.
Could be his opinion about that wedding dress, her being black or a woman, or what he thinks about marriage in general.
>>1562603
I think your bird has autism.
>>1563553
Dude just had to take a mad fat shit.
>>1557902
>ancient evil has been released upon the world.webm
>>1563553
look at the expression of that bitch when she reached out
>you better behave you lil' shit or you gona be the dessert
The bird just replied in kind, animals can feel shit like that
Or its just being a dick, birds are prone to that too.
>>1563628
no worries, the hero is on its way on his trusty steed
>>1563730
>>1561882
Haha god damn yes
>>1558328
>Lemme smash.
>Please.
Holy shit, top kek.
>>1555591
yeah, having an extravagant ceremony to bury the dead corpse and wasting resources is much better
>>1556799
what about the anime?
>>1562602
Aww yeah, look at that strut.
>>1551090
wtf, I love vultures now!
>>1556529
underworld- two months off? whyyyyy?
>>1563708
>what the fuck Thomas
>>1562597
Fucking badass
>>1563708
Proof that birds are telepaths.
They were obviously having an intense mind debate over telepathy, when one of them had enough and ended it in a more... traditinal manner.
>>1562607
Whoa, what a bird
>>1558220
This particular one is actually a Hill Myna, sorry fa m
>>1554943
Ievan Polka is Finnish you fucking weird cunt. Please mods permaban this queer for having the gall to post this faggot shit.
>>1562604
This seems like Velociraptors testing the electric fences
Something dodgy is happening here, I don't trust those birds
>>1561985
The owner says "Do you really get it? I'm counting on you"
>>1564067
The worst part of this one is that it's clearly not the first time this has happened
>>1550158
win
>>1553860
lol
>>1564407
>Not fuck off reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>1561924
that's a dinosaur eye if I've ever seen one
>>1564143
Shoebill
>>1561862
I lol'd
>>1552979
>bullocks
kek
>>1550158
>/pol/ gets a pet
>1 week later
>>1554943
>that japanese anime song
Oh dear...
>>1553872
>Feelgood.Inc ensues
>>1564563
hahahaha
>>1563871
Aliens visit earth,,
Disgusting, they don't eat their deceased while they are still fresh, they bury them till later
>>1562600
this fucking egg!
>>1550158
>1486 in filename
off by one anon
>>1554923
Lemme Smash
>>1555343
now that fuck clearly was a dinosaur some lives ago
>>1559641
feelsbadman
>>1563753
bird is stressed
look at his neck
>>1564487
pls put hava nagila in the background
>>1550071
That's a retarded dog
>>1564407
That's a beautiful vulture.
>>1562598
"Jim, what the FUCK are you doing?"
"Fuck off Gary I'm just hangin out"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JIM? YOUR HEAD IS ON THE GROUND. LOOK AT THIS SHIT"
>>1565002
That fucking ending got me good holy shit.
I want a birb now.
>>1565002
I have no editing skills but I think if have this and that last part transitions into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>1561985
Thanks, pretty fun to see that my Japanese 101 class have paid of. I understood a lot of it but couldn't really confirm it without your translation
>>1555337
Finished MGS2 a week ago. what a game!
>>1557510
How can a coyote know that it's edible?
>>1566142
smells like an egg, looks like an egg
>>1566109
jesus christ, imagine that. your kid finaly stops crying at nights.. Your birb caries on in his legacy.
>>1566161
or imagine if your kid is at your wife's place and you hear it screaming in the night
>>1566171
your wifeยดs place? is that a meme?
>>1564407
>>1566109
I think the lesson to take away here is, "Have kids, or have a bird, but not both."
>>1560015
ALWAYS BE BEEPIN
>>1566545
they're curious and smart birds, the different sounds that are made by objects amuse them
>>1559577
>select all and right click.webm
>>1555343
>RRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>1565002
Birb asmr tapping and scratching.
>>1552738
is there a youtube source
>>1566671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYXA5jZvd4Y
>>1566271
Eh, that's true. I'll conceded that. The other Magpies are corvids, but not Australians because how the fuck would the European corvids have gotten there? The prisoners probably saw them, though they were similar, and that was that.
The other video the guy quoted were definitely crows, though. >>1562604
Man I fucking love birds.
>>1555343
>Well, I'll be in my basement room
>With a needle and a spoon
>>1554943
omg those lyrics im dying
>>1564067
talk about hating your neighbor.
>>1566122
the people filming are not speaking Spanish either. The birds are not saying anything, just making sounds.
>>1554886
Context?
>>1554943
This is some Karl Pilkington level shit.
>>1554923
Do you mean Ievan Polkka?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
Probably one of the Miku Hatsune covers though
>>1567416
Ah, i super slow, thats what I get when responding without opening the whole thread
>>1566109
lady deserves that considering the tiny cage she put that thing in
>>1562598
I think ur bat has autism
>>1567073
>neighbor
I remember one anon explaining that's how penguin parents try to force their kids to learn to swim. Making them feel uncomfortable and take a bath and thus learn self reliance. The penguin being shat on is a NEET failure.
>>1567648
I'm afraid your dog has autism.
>>1561924
What's the name of this bird species?
Please respond
>>1567722
kookaburras
>>1564487
>When your Jew neighbor show you their bird
>>1561924
This should be a police siren
>>1563068
>Ey nigga gimme yo nife fast
Wha?
>It's ane mergency I needta stab samman aysap
Yo, nigga come bak with muh fukkin nife
>>1564407
The bio metal gear
>>1566109
that cage is too small.
>>1567741
>deja vu
someone edit with eurobeat pls
>>1557510
biggest dick gets the egg i guess
>>1553873
The black one is all serious, almost looks like it's brooding or something, but the other one looks confused as hell
Like " I didn't even want to be here why are we in the rain my feet hurt"
>>1551109
As someone who has both seen the anime and currently reading the manga I'm glad they got rid of it, as a meme the people ran it to the ground early, I liked what they did as an ending but it was just memed way to much.
also captcha: french tourist
>>1568258
Jesus this is fucking sad.
>>1555591
It's called being sanitary and avoiding attracting other predators.
>>1558317
Go vegan you fucking worthless twat.
>>1568445
Until you realize the birds are shouting WORLDSTAR and HEEM SLEEPY in birdspeak
>>1565012
what song?
>>1565012
Gets me every time.
>>1550071
I AM A SHADOW, THE TRUE SELF!
>>1559577
looks like hes got...all his ducks in a row
>>1561924
>birb sound drivers are out of date
>>1568638
I'm sure there's literally hundreds of guides but you won't find a single one on /wsg/
Google it you sum bitch
Someone make this please >>1564563
>>1568632
fucking amazing
>>1564407
[Autistic Screeching Intensifies]
I'm not sure if any of you have seen this one, but it's great.
>>1569076
fake
>>1559577
he's more powerful than some x-men
>>1553875
What's the context here?
>>1558328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0qqprbcQTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVmlVKJ7KAQ
>>1557902
>THIS TIME, GOTHAM IS DOOMED FOR CERTAIN, BATMAN! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
>>1568040
they're talking nip m8, it'd 'daijoubu'
>>1563810
this is so great
>>1569076
sorry about your dog man
>>1568258
i've seen something like this happen
had a bunch of magpies flying around my yard all the time and sometimes i would throw them a potato (magpies be loving them cooked potatoes)
then one day i hear all of them screaming at the top of their lungs, so i walk outside to see what was up, and i see that a sea eagle had caught one of their friends and they were just standing at the top of a tree looking down on their mate being eaten
nature is a cruel bitch
>>1563730
Why won't you answer me Lisa? Speak to me! You are tearing me apart Lisa!
>>1568638
I will only say to please see if your local shelter has any before you buy from a pet shop. Birds are one of those pets that people "get rid of" pretty quickly once they realize you have to actually take care of them.
>>1568583
In-game tune from "Monty on the Run" for the C64. Look it up on youtube, tune's kicking rad as fuck.
>>1567723
kookaburra
kookaburra
kookaburra
beesting
>>1555405
kek 3/4 in and and its a carbon copy of the autistic screeching inauguration chick
>>1561690
Fucking love it.
>>1550161
In my head, owls always sound like Maurice LaMarche doing Orson Welles.
>>1564205
Seems like he's been rejected from the flock? pack? idk anyone have any more info?
>>1552979
this kills me every time
>>1554988
>okay ;c
>>1561731
feelsgoodman
>>1555343
soooo cute <3
>>1553972
kek
>>1561924
That bird can throw some nice beats down.
>>1564407
>this isn't even my final form
>>1556529
>l
What's the song?
>>1560090
Off yourself Redditor
>>1569076
Sorry to hear about your dog man
>>1550071
Waluigi.webm
>>1553867
So do these birds legit understand human speech? It said "what's wrong?" so it knew something wasn't right.
>>1562705
>not naming it birb jistu
>>1554943
this is the newest post i have ever seen
>>1569076
sry for ur dog
>>1575170
yeah you can have conversations with some birds and they will understand you, at least a big bunch of words.
Abe-tan got spooked there, and she knew about the word and how to use it. Search for some african grey parrot videos and you'll see they are quite talkative and have semi-intelligent conversations.
>>1552979
kek
>>1569201
this is gay
>>1562598
thats one fat bat
>>1569076
I'm so happy for your cat man
>>1576355
>african grey parrot
wasn't Alex an african grey? the birb that could answer questions about shit?
>>1555985
YES!
>>1553873
Are those the same birds that are eating a monkey in another webm?
>>1562604
I think if i saw that I'd be tempted to go stand there and let them hit me in the face
Then again, they'd probably fly awayy
>>1558328
That's a young male, indistinguishable from a female. So in essence, this is trap porn.