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Enjoy the d'oh

>>1548771

That was fucking terrifying.

>>1548771
what a moron
he's insanely lucky that he didn't get shredded to shit by the propeller of that thing

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>>1548829
>music starts
>"where have I heard that before?"
>remember
>get erection

fuck this webm

>>1548849
is "performance artist" synonym for "mentally handicapped"?

>>1548865
Yes

>>1548771
my friends father died on a jet ski. He wanted to go between two big ships and couldn't see that there's a wire between them, it sliced his head in half

>>1548885

How fucking fast was he going to have his head cut in half?

>>1548849
I'm pretty sure they faked it, not by any small error in the filming, but by the logistics of things. If the plan went wrong and he actually had drowned, his friends would be prosecuted for murder.

>>1548892
I don't know, but I suppose jet skis are pretty fast

>>1548909
>I'm pretty sure they faked it, not by any small error in the filming, but by the logistics of things. If the plan went wrong and he actually had drowned, his friends would be prosecuted for murder.
At absolute best the prosecutor could attempt manslaughter but there's no way they'd win a jury trial.

>>1548833
those propellers spin at, like, 400RPM. hardly enough to "shred you apart," certainly enough to kill you in any case though.

>>1548909
Nah. I'm not saying it isn't possible to fake, but I have several reasons to not doubt the veracity.

For once, I downloaded the original (longer) video in 2005 from some shady site. It was a different era. No viral marketing, no consumer-grade cameras and seamless video editing on smart phones. Not even any big platform to distribute web video (YouTube was just a few months old and unknown), any kind of online video streaming service was in its infancy.

Secondly, these people exist. I've touched on the performance artist circle here and there. Self-harm (or at least disregard for one's own personal safety) is a big thing and to be quite honest, a very powerful message. You think Abramovic faked passing out in the middle of fire? Fuck, people do the shit he does not even for art's sake, but just for fun (breath play, autoerotic asphyxiation, etc).

Thirdly, hard to get murder charges to stick, when you have a ten minute video of the "victim" enthusastically explaining that he himself set up the whole thing. And there's a lot of shit covered under "free expression" in the constitution.

Fourth, it happened supervised with very clear boundaries. Once he lost conciousness (signalled by the involuntary exhaling and reflexive gasping) they pulled him out immediately. And fifth, his reaction is anatomically correct. Both the drowning and the resuscitation. The original video goes on longer. You can't fake his response. I've almost asphyxiated several times in my pre-adult life (probably why I was initially drawn to the video). As best as I can tell, it's the real deal. And one hell of an experience (speaking from my own).

>>1549108
>I've almost asphyxiated several times in my pre-adult life
Well do tell.

>>1548892

my friends jet ski does 60 km/h

>>1547037
[Insert 'nigga spittin fire' joke here]

>>1549123
Eh, nothing special. I've always assumed it probably happens to a lot more people than you'd think, since it happened so often to me.

I grew up with severe asthma, so by the time I entered my teens I was pretty used to dealing with heavily constricted breath. The brain is amazing, you learn your survival strategy. You just can't freak out. Freaking out makes everything so much worse - more oxygen expended, more blood rushing everywhere, the panic making you lose your mind. So in time I learned to slow my metabolism and detach my mind.

And then across a few years in my teens I almost drowned twice (love the water, but never learned to swim - you can see where this is going) and I almost choked on food twice (no real clue why it happened - it just did). On two of those I would have died without outside help.

It's a wild ride. Your body is completely freaking out and going into an emergency mode only a true threat to your life can induce. For me it was like standing calmly in the eye of a fucking tornado, watching everything go to shit "around" me while I methodically come up with a plan to survive and/or get help. And when it's over - it's a stupid clichéd saying, but it's true: The air never tasted sweeter in my life. You collapse. You are exhausted without much physical movement, literally bathed in sweat, your muscles all over your body sore both from convulsions and lack of oxygen.

It's an amazing and unique feeling. I totally *get* people chasing highs through (auto)erotic asphyxiation. It's a level of complete lack of control and an emotional rollercoaster/state of emergency that knows no second. Maybe I'll find someone I truly trust one day to do it for fun and old time's sake.

>>1549108
>Self-harm (or at least disregard for one's own personal safety) is a big thing and to be quite honest, a very powerful message.

Yeah, no.

Its attention whoring behavior at best.

The problem with modern academia in develped nations int he notion that:

>I'm a no good piece of shit.
>Can't do math or any other hard science for shit.
>Can't be bothered with serious human sciences.
>THAT MUST MEAN I'M AN ARTIST!
>Time to "express myself" and let the world know how I'm 2deep4you

>>1548771

Can someone explain what this person was trying to do, and why he failed at it? Never rode a jet ski before, so it just looked to me like this guy refused to turn away from the ship.

>>1549179
This is getting very much off-topic, but you are describing two unrelated things. There can be both serious artists and an inflation of """art""" from failed college wankstains.

I actually think you are making a point against your own stance. These wannabe artists never risk a thing. They do all kinds of shit to get a rise out of the public (confusing infamy with fame), but they rarely put anything on the line. Shitting on a piece of paper was a statement when Brus did it in Vienna in the 60s. Nowadays it's derivative and lame attentionwhoring. But nailing your balls to the red square, cutting off part of your ear sitting on an asylum wall or lighting the FSB front door on fire (all done by Pavlensky) is a fucking statement. Sitting perfectly still and giving visitors knives and a loaded gun just to see what they'll do to you (Abramovic) is a fucking statement.

That's people transcending their own mortal nature to protest an oppressive regime or to teach us something about human nature. Saying, writing or painting about how Russia is a police state or about how humans inherently have the capacity to do evil if left unchecked will get you nowhere. Nobody cares. But putting your own health on the line and *showing* it to us is a different beast entirely and makes the statement so much more powerful.

It's the difference between lecturing about civil rights and taking to the streets for them. It's the difference between condemning facism or islamic terrorism and taking up arms to actually fight Nazis in Europe or ISIS in the middle east. One is impotent, the other heroic.

Having said that - I'm neither here nor there about the drowning video. It speaks to me personally, it's rather unique (albeit self-admittedly derivative), but it's probably not high art. It's interesting, but it lacks a statement. It's probably more of an experience for the artist than the observer.

>>1549291
>But putting your own health on the line and *showing* it to us is a different beast entirely and makes the statement so much more retarded.
ftfy

>>1549271
He's just "messing" with the ship, thinking it's fun to come up so close, he just didn't realize he would probably get rekt

>>1548771
Why did that make his jetski start sinking?

>>1549481
Suction from beneath the ship started to pull him under I guess. He underestimated its pull

>>1549481

I believe he hit the wake of the ship which was bubbly and his jetski couldn't remain buoyant.

>>1548885
Was your dad a crony in a 80's kung fu movie?

>>1548774
It was fucking stupid too

>>1549152

I've done 120km/h on a friend's1300cc

>>1548771
>>1549271
>>1549481
The red line from his left wrist to the handle is an emergency stop. If you fall off, you automatically pull a pin out of the handle and the motor shuts down. This keeps the vehicle close to you so you can get back on, but mostly it prevents the damn thing from barreling aimlessly into a group of innocent people.

Hard to tell from his perspective, but I think he is even more retarded than you all give him credit. I believe he pulls his left hand away to swipe the side of the ship, inadvertently pulling the safety pin like an idiot. So the motor shuts off, he falls forward and the damn things starts sinking. Then you can see him fumble with the pin to try and restart it, but he goes under due to the drag and waves.

>>1548846
This one got me good. Lols of lols.

>>1549957
How embarrassing.

>>1548846
you have good taste in porn

>>1548829
holy crap
story?

>>1548829
>>1551227
I guess the parachute didn't open.

>>1548833
the propellers are like 30 feet below the surface of the water he'd have to be pulled down pretty far

>>1549170
How are you even fucking alive

>>1548846
I know that feel due to the amount of fap heros I watch.
By sheer coincidence my gym uses the exact playlist from a Bastati video.
But what video has Sail in it?

>>1549732
LOL

>>1554252
>>1551227
He missed the ramp. Look at the white line on the ground.

>>1549481
Water is less dense and filled with air from what i understood in a tv show.

>>1548846
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>1549291
top tier delusion. none of it is art, its just retards retarding around for attention. you sound like a yuppy faggot

>>1554245
the doggo couldn't give a fuck

>>1555876
i think hes referring to some porn shot with a go pro that had this music in it.

>>1548849
>drowning in 3 minutes

that's not how that works

>>1549481
It's the difference between trying to float on air filled foam churned up by the ships propellers and regular water.

>>1556389
Retard.

>>1556389
i love how that dude points out the guy under but talking to the driver like its their fault the dude decided to lie down in a cross walk

>>1556443
oh shit this guy literally wreked his ass doing this

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>>1556452

>>1556452
>>1556524
Not what I expected

>>1556389
>how to become instantly rich in America .webm

>>1556452
Scared the shit out of me mang.

>>1556435

Sadly it's often the drivers fault legally no matter how retarded the pedestrian are.

>>1556567
Fortunately for the driver, that is not America.

>>1556452
The forces involved in shipping are incredible. My dad was in the navy and saw a guy get his arm ripped off by a destroyers mooring rope.

>>1556535
that's a new level of retardation

>>1556445
So he was ready to dive but the branch broke?

>>1556700
Worked on a mediocrely sized sailing ship once (which we only used the motor on). Captain was drunk and had not realized that the oil in the gearbox was diluded with water and thus unusable. So he came 6 knots heading towards the dock only til he realized the gearbox won't react so in order to save an expensive boat (with people in it) and the dock itself that was a couple of tens of metres in front of us I tried an emergency stop with the mooring line and got two om fingers stuck inbetween which were chrused insantly...

Shit sucks to only have 8 fingers man :/

>>1559785
Who cares about your fingers - did you save the boat?

>>1548849
What is dead may never die.

>>1559824
Came here to say this.

>>1556443
Welp, he's fucked for life. You don't come back from that. Not paralyzed but. That kind of lower spine damage is forever.

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>>1555809

Holy shit tok pep

>>1556443
>>1559907

Pro-tip: there is absolutely no way he didn't crack his spine and pelvis. Not way.

If he is lucky, he only cracked the lowest part of it, if unlucky, he could have even fractured the cervical spine. Just look at how the impact travels all the way up as he fell perfectly straight.

He is fucked for life.

Stupid people live hard lives.

>>1549481
Big ship have big gravity
Small boat like meteor, smack into big boat

>>1556524
Using the live version, interesting

>>1556435
>Obstruction in the road
>Start from a standstill to collide with it
How could it be anything other than the driver's fault?

>>1559955
The obstruction was a retard, he purposefully put himself in that situation and should be prepared to suffer the consequences
I want to know how the court case went desu

>>1559957
>When the light goes green, I'm going to close my eyes and step on the accelerator. If you happen be in my path it's your own fault!
It may surprise you to learn that road users are expected to conduct themselves more sensibly than a petulant ten-year-old.

>>1559991
You stupid motherfucker, I bet you've never driven a day in your life. You're probably some NEET who never leaves his room, much less his house.

If you had any experience driving a car, you'd know that you can't see something short that's just in front of your car because the hood blocks your view. You'd also know that when people are stopped and waiting for their light to change, they often take the opportunity to do something else in that break when they don't have to focus on driving. So it's not unreasonable for the driver to not have been looking ahead for only a few seconds the moment that fucker decided to lie down on the road. So when the light turns green, he didn't see anything in front of him and he never saw anyone fall in front of him, so of course he goes forward because it looks like the road is clear. Are you so out of touch with people from your seclusion that you have no ability to see things from other people's point of view?

Furthermore, whenever there's an accident, the legitimacy of each person's actions are called into question. Just because Person A hit Person B because Person A couldn't stop in time to avoid it doesn't mean Person B is absolved of negligence. Was Person B being a reasonable person and using the road in legitimate ways? There's a big difference between Person B suddenly braking to avoid hitting something in front of him and Person B suddenly braking when the road is clear and in good shape. Sometimes people intentionally do things to cause others to hit them. You may have heard of it, it's often called insurance fraud. The difference between insurance fraud and an accident is that in an accident, Person B had a legitimate reason to step on the brakes.

You should pull your head out of your ass and learn about the world around you.

>>1548983
The shaft is rotating at 400 RPM.
The ends of the prop blades are going 300 MPH

>>1560036
this

>>1548771
LOOK AT ME
I'M THE JETSKIER NOW

>>1556535
Russians have no regard for life.
Still rocking that ant mentality from communism.

>>1560374
My dad told me once Russians age really fast, now I understand his meaning

>>1560036
How sharp are those propellers anyway? I feel like they'd be too blunt to shred you up

>>1560031
>You should pull your head out of your ass and learn about the world around you.
The fact you say that after everything you just typed...

>>1560036
I don't think that was his point. the slow rotational rate would only chop you up into a few chunks. shredded involves way more chunks than that

>>1560623
>slow rotational rate

400rpm is like 6,7 times per second. It WOULD shred you

>>1549732
>>1548885
>Being dumb enough to go between ships
Fuck, Iranian tried that shit during an underway refueling on my second deployment. You'd think people would realize how stupidly dangerous that is.

>>1549957
You can see him putting the pin back in

>>1549481
He slowed down in bubbly water. Less dense, suddenly you're no longer more buoyant than the water. This can cause two big ships to "suck" together as well if they're steaming side by side.

>>1548833
>>1548983
>>1554254
The props are nowhere near close enough for the surface for that to happen unless he actually tried diving in.

>>1560570
A piece of fishing line at 300mph would shred you let alone solid metal

>>1556443
What a colossal fucking retard, he's going to be in chronic pain until his last days, imagine sitting there the wheelchair at 80 and thinking back about that one time when you were younger, you caused yourself 20,000 days of suffering wearing a piece of fucking tinfoil and underestimating the jump to a bouncy ball, that would make me want to off myself right the fuck to death.

>>1554252
It opened right before he hit the ground.

>>1554245
>german suplexed by a machine
the end times are close

>>1560585
>the sharp sound of chipped teeth

>>1555880
the what?

>>1560595
He's right stop being a faggot you know don't know shit because you sit on your ass all day beating off to porn and trying to sound witty on 4chan

>>1561129
Different guy, but you can see that the dude is nearly an entire car length away. I drive an suv. Going by this vid, that dude for sure should have seen him. if he started accelerating prior to looking at the road, then he is still in the wrong. Very good chance he should have seen that guy. You can also see that the guy had not even completed lying down before the light turned green. You are wrong on this one, though what you stated in your previous post is true.

>>1561143

the driver might have been able to see him, or might not have. IF the driver could see him, the driver fucked up. IF the driver wasn't looking before accelerating, the driver fucked up. the other guy DID lie down in the middle of the road. that's stupid no matter what else happened.

>>1559919
>>1556443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H59jSIoqMSE
better with sound.

>>1556443
Apparently this is the original video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_eOvbyTGo&feature=youtu.be

> jumps from a 15ft roof on to his arse, breaking two vertebra in his back. After a week in hospital and back surgery he uploaded this footage for the world to see!

>>1561246
>the other guy DID lie down in the middle of the road. that's stupid no matter what else happened.

A driver is supposed to be in control of his car at all times, if someone decides to be retarded or is retarded and lays down in the middle of the fucking road it does not ever give you the right to from standing still accelerate and run over top of the retard.

Also driving is a privilege not a right, in order to earn that privilege you promise to follow certain rules, hitting pedestrians under any circumstances, in civilized countries (not US) should be grounds to throw you prison to rot for as long as any other type of murder with a deadly weapon.

all i want to see is some gifs, not shitty fucking arguments that doesn't matter.

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>>1556443
He shatters two vertebra , that's it, but a faggot anyway.

>>1561353
Is that a small child or a woman?

>>1561361
what's the difference mentally?

>>1561465
You throw grenades with your mind?

>>1561470
that was incredibly bad, please stop posting forever

>>1561508
You're pathetic.

>>1561512
HA, GOT HIM

>>1561353
can someone explain to me how that would of shattered anything it looked like nothing and everyone seemed fine?

>>1561698
previous webm you cunt faggot retard

>Darwin award thread
>No one killed or sterilised
sasuga /wsg/

>>1556535
>He thought the GTA IV glitch worked in real life

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>>1556443
>> butthurt

What exactly did he expect would happen? Even if he landed on the ball, he would probably bounce off it, likely injuring himself.

>>1548771
> amateur rider
> tries to get cool shot of ship
> gets a little too close
> spills spaghetti
> tries to move ship with left hand
> rips out kill chord
> jetski bogs down
> begins shitting
Just a case of a dumbfuck being a dumbfuck

>>1548829
The reflection at the bottom of the screen at the end still says, "Be a hero." Also, the "an" isn't moved over to create equal space on both sides. Bad photoshop job.

>>1548849
This guy and his friends are fucking weak. They don't even wait for him to fully lose consciousness to pull him out. He's still convulsing.

>>1559955
>>1559991
>>1560595
>>1561143
>>1561329
Did it ever fucking occur to you that maybe the driver was looking at something inside his car while the light was red, and then just happened to look up right as the light turned green? He might not have seen the guy at all.

>>1561300
I definitely, definitely, definitely do not want to watch that video.

>>1556443
>>1561061
I am so unbelievably glad that I was born with a fully functioning cerebral cortex. The monstrous, planetary level lack of critical thinking skill necessary to make such a proposterous blunder is frankly terrifying.

An animal only *slightly less intelligent* than me did this. That is how close we are to the apes and the slime.

I'll never stop thinking about that.

>>1556445
Oh, that's a loooooooooooot of broken bones right there. Oof.

>>1556445
A Separate Peace

>>1562272
Do it.

>>1556535
humans were a mistake

>>1562257
>fully lose consciousness
>still convulsing
I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about. He's out cold. Spasms are not an indicator of conciousness.

>>1561931
>Even if he landed on the ball, he would probably bounce off it, likely injuring himself.
Yeah, it's surprising how many people don't get conservation of energy at all. You're pumping a lot of potential energy into the system which has to go *somewhere* once you're turning it to kinetic energy.

>>1556444
Fuckin checked

>>1560585
Is this footage explaining how Bjork got so weird between her first two albums due to brain damage?

>>1561470
lost

>>1548846
Uhhh... dunno what you're thinking, but I'm thinking of this: https://xhamster.com/movies/3056609/slutty_katy_fucks_wall_dildo.html

>>1559957
doesnt matter. obstruction is obstruction

>>1561102
I just realised that .... That made the video much more uncomfortable.

>>1562267
His lack of awareness does not absolve him of responsibiltiy for his actions.

>>1556389
>Grand theft auto.webm

>>1556445
Did he make a sound?

>>1561278
Justice...

>>1549170
Great post. I totally know what you're talking about.
That fight or flight adrenaline rush is terrifying and completely wipes you out afterwards - pretty much takes you out for the entire day, energy wise.

>>1561300
>>1562272
the sound is him screaming in pain.

>>He shatters two vertebra and needs extended time in the hospital

>>1561931
He's got a jackass style channel

>>1561931
>>1562409
Alternatively, the ball might just… pop?

>>1562617
Sure, but you guys are making it sound like he drove over the guy out of petulance or malice.

>>1562409
>I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about. He's out cold. Spasms are not an indicator of conciousness.

Sure, but they could've still waited a few more seconds for the spasms to die down, so they could be absolutely sure he was gone.

Plus, the guy resuscitating him is just incompetent. He's not even doing any chest compressions. The dude could've fucking died.

>>1559790
The boat and the people in it.

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>>1556443
>>1561300
Reminds me of this. No idea what the context was.

>>1562865
Did you get hooks to replace your fingers?

>>1561512
internet won xD kys

>>1560570
it doesn't matter
could be as blunt as a block of wood, 300mph will fucking disintegrate anything it touches

>>1562241
alright captain autism

>>1556435
he had a heart attack you numbskull

>>1562899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcjRr6lnyC4
Once again. Better with sound.

>>1562787
>Sure, but they could've still waited a few more seconds for the spasms to die down, so they could be absolutely sure he was gone.
If they wanted to kill him, that's the way to go. And it might be more interesting for the viewer, but also fundamentally less safe for the performer. Every minute without oxygen to the brain increases the likelyhood of permanent damage. Pulling him out as soon as he lost conciousness was the right move, medically speaking. Excellent chance of pulling through.

>Plus, the guy resuscitating him is just incompetent. He's not even doing any chest compressions. The dude could've fucking died.
Actually drowning is one of the very few instances where this makes perfect sense. It causes respiratory arrest, not cardiac arrest. If you catch it early enough, the heart is still beating and you just need to get air back into the lungs and everything's peachy. With low oxygen the brain gives out way before every other organ.
First aid teaches to do chest compressions no matter what, because most people have a really hard time checking for a pulse, especially if it's a weak one. If you have no way to determine what kind of arrest knocked the patient out, chest compressions are the safer way to go, but this doesn't apply here, because they know exactly what happened. I still maintain that you have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>1562272
Fucking normies on 4chan

>>1561278
i was hoping to see him kissing the tree

>>1563282
>Every minute without oxygen to the brain increases the likelyhood of permanent damage.

But they pull him out like two seconds after he starts thrashing. Surely they could have waited like… five seconds? Ten? It wouldn't have made much difference. As it is, he was barely drowning for even an instant before they removed him.

>It causes respiratory arrest, not cardiac arrest.

So chest compressions are *only* for cardiac arrest? They don't have benefit for respiratory resuscitation at all?

>>1563974
CPR has gone from breathing+compressions to just compressions ("unnecessary risk to rescuer" for little benefit) to compressions plus a little plastic jobber so you don't get cooties or whatever from the guy dying.

Compressions do affect the respiratory system, but you actually have to have proper rhythm (amusingly, the chorus of "stayin' alive" is nearly perfect) and force. You'll often find people resuscitated with CPR have broken or fractured ribs.

On the other side of the coin is the devil's advocate saying that with every second of CPR before the brain regains control of the autonomous systems, the likelihood of the victim regaining full mental acuity drops. Basically, if you do CPR on a dude that's had no pulse and no respiration for 2 minutes, expect to be thanked by someone with permanent brain damage if they even wake up at all.

>>1556445
Yeah, that right arm is fucked.

>>1548846
They show this video in forklift training courses

>>1561698
it was a flashbang

>>1561061
painkillers are getting pretty sweet tho

>>1563974
>So chest compressions are *only* for cardiac arrest? They don't have benefit for respiratory resuscitation at all?
Pretty much yes, it keeps the blood flowing and nothing else. The trachea is too long for the chest compressions to affect much of anything in terms of breathing. You're just pushing air back and forth inside the body. The roundabout 5% of volume you force out at the top during compression never gets back deep into the lungs where the gas exchange happens. Proper CPR is at 100 bpm these days - try it yourself, if you take tiny shallow breaths 100 times a minute if you feel oxygenated.

But it doesn't matter so much, because on an average deep breath we inhale with 21% oxygen in the air and exhale with something like 16%. So there's still plenty of oxygen left in your lungs to be used up, as long as you can keep the blood flowing.

Chest compressions need to be both rhythmic and uninterrupted, because every time you start from rest you need to build up cardiovascular pressure before you achieve circulation. Hence why CPR has evolved a lot in the last few decades from silly shit like 5 and 5 to something more like 30 and 2. And before you don't do anything or some harmful stupid shit, just do the fucking chest compressions until professional help arrives. The guy's already dead. Literally *anything* you do to potentially improve his condition is better than doing nothing and you can't exactly make his condition any worse.

Because of the pulse detecting issue discussed above and the reservations of pressing your mouth on a stranger's discussed by the other poster (>>1564038) the public is increasingly taught to just ignore mouth to mouth. When unconcious, head straight to chest compressions (after all even a drowning victim may have had a heart attack that caused him to drown in the first place, meaning just mouth to mouth would be utterly useless).

>>1562336
Got me good

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>>1548846
never gets old

>>1561698
It's a practice grenade. Just a very small explosive, enough to fuck up a hand, but can't do damage to anyone within half a meter basically.
>>1564250
no

>>1561470
i'm fucking dying

>>1564259
>When unconcious, head straight to chest compressions

As long as he isn't breathing! Sleep is not an indicator for CPR...

>>1562899
Who the fuck plays beer pong on such a tiny table?

Also, nice dubs.

>>1561948
Thank you for your point by point break down and conclusion.

>>1556389
"It's just a prank bro" - The Driver

>>1556445
Why even bother trying to save him

>>1561931
what the fuck is even going on here? Is he having baby powder powerblasted onto his ass?

>>1556445
I imagine he would have come away injured if he had jumped cleanly. Broken wrist or something. An untrained idiot jumping from that height is just asking for a ride on the pain train.

>>1547039
Why am I laughing so hard?

>>1562554
That's the one

>>1561470

You do everything with your mind.

>>1562622
Fuckin' kek

>>1564655
I miss Jackass so much.

>>1548983
What is "rotational velocity" for 300 miles per hour, Alex?

>>1564494
Because he was their friend(most likely) and people have survived far worse. Duh.

>>1556535
I guess when your life sucks that much you'll do almost anything to feel alive.

>>1561353
>See army uniforms in this type of thread
Oh boy, this'll be good.
>scrub misses the throw
lol yep

>>1561470
Lost, good one

>>1561332
Under atedd

>>1564497
A Belgium player fell and slid on his ass. He received embarrassing treatment with magic/cold spray, which is basically just skin refrigerant that numbs the area and reduces inflammation.

>>1565347
Me too. This generation doesnt deserve jackass. Honored to be the last generation in my 20s.

>>1554245
Did he break his back?

>>1556535
I've read that Russian paratroopers and commandos would jump from low flying planes into thick snow banks during WW2.

>>1559785
I don't want to be insensitive, but I really want to see your hands now.

>>1561278
he couldn't roll on the pavement?

>>1561698
Learn to 4chan

>>1555877
>>1549318
Not him but, you guys have really good opposing starements.

>>1562933
I also want to see his hands now, do you put forks in place of your crushed fingers?

>>1561470
Thank you for posting.

>>1548885
My father's friend's son died in a similar way, but he was decapitated by a crashing helicopter while filming a movie or something like that

>>1561105
The doggo.

>>1566215
Sounds like

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_Zone_accident

(1982)

>>1547038
did he fall into an ancient egyptian tomb?

>>1547038
He was breaking the floor of one story which doubled as the roof of the other. He hits the floor of the next story in the last few frames. Mud huts do as mud huts do.

>>1548829
The panning of that song is too much.

>>1549732
kek

>>1556567
>how to get your dumb ass killed in russia.webm
Ftfy

>>1561097
Hahahaha

>>1547037
You're supposed to blow the flaming moe out first

>>1562267
Maybe, that wouldn't hold as an argument in any court though. Doesn't explain why the driver keeps accelerating when clearly hitting something on the road either. You must be extra retarded not to notice driving over somebody/something.

>>1564655
fun fact: steve-o did so much sick shit in 3 because he felt he owed a penance to the jackass team. He was a major alcoholic and drug addict and threatened suicide and they had to intervene.

Interesting documentary about it on youtube if you're as interested in them as I am. He was majorly, majorly fucked up for most of jackass.

>>1568237
How did he not die

>>1561300
Life sucks when you're a dumb asshole.

>>1568251
How did you not die when you fell from heaven bby

>>1568366
Aww how nice.

>>1568237
The webm cuts way too early - the best part of this video is how the other wrestler dives in for the pin immediately

>>1568237
jesus fucking christ i've never cringed so hard in my life

>>1568237
Lost >>1568421 again

>>1561105
>>1555880
big ole pupper

>>1556535
Is russia so bad that they have to do shit like this and hang off buildings to feel thrills?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnbeq5nh57o sorry not webm

>>1568242
I noticed his problems during wildboyz. What's the name?

>>1548849
>going for mouth to mouth with no cpr

???

>>1568996
>what is respiratory arrest?
see >>1563282

>>1562393
>russians

>humans

pick one

>>1567450
>chav

ok dimitri

>>1568965
"Broken face and broken collarbone" (from comments)

There doesn't seem to be a follow up video

>>1568379
Jokes on you, you aren't really a baby, ahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>1569287
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2151383/Shocking-footage-of-youth-crushed-by-wall.html

>>1559955
>>1559991
>>1560595
>>1561143
>>1561329
>>1562617
>>1568205
please do the world a favor and never work in law-related business. Or any business where your decisions matter, for that matter. The lack of comprehension of what's happening around you and the inability to reason is simply absurd.

>>1567450
Anti-chav wall™
Install one in a council estate near you!

>>1567450
This takes me back.

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>>1561353
Same guys?

>>1569939
dude, he comprehensively made his point and defended it well. You're just an imbecile who seems to get off on people getting run over. Fucking kill yourself, schmuck.

>>1569939
>The lack of comprehension of what's happening around you and the inability to reason is simply absurd.

I think this fucking idiot is projecting. Good lord you're fucking stubborn and stupid. How long until we get to see a webm of your dumbass doing something stupid?

>>1548846
Jesus Christ I can't breathe.

>>1569015
I felt myself shudder

>>1559785
is it because of your missing fingers that you cant type words correctly

>really activates my almonds

It probably couldn't be posted here anyway but I remember this video of a drunk guy with his drunk friends who attempts to suplex one of his friends as a joke and ends up breaking his own neck killing himself instantly. Its amazing how frail people are if you land in just the wrong spot. I wish I saved it so I could post the link.

Also a Funfact, ladders kill just as many people a year as cars with the average height of the fall being 6 feet.

>>1569094
Is he ok?

>>1570668
>Also a Funfact, ladders kill just as many people a year as cars with the average height of the fall being 6 feet.
gtfo, source?

>>1556535

hold my vodka...

>>1562336
lul

>>1562865
I hope you got a massive promotion and compensation for your heroism

>>1562933
lmao

>>1570668
Is this the one?
>>1549572

>>1568237
>>1568421
>>1568683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQlc71oqxEw

>>1561727
its the new UAV with ass seeker

>>1570090
lost

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>>1549271
>this person was trying to do
I bet he doesn't even know what's he doing.
>>1571757

>>1563082
No he didn't. It was a retarded social experiment to see if others would help you dipshit.

>>1564655
Jackass was the most retarded fucking thing

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>>1562622
woefully underrated comment, and dubs to boot

>>1570090
same kind of fucking retarded

>>1564655
>Indian space program

>>1559824

What is dead may never die.

>>1562622

Just got back from the YLYL thread and this made me laugh harder than I have all night.

>>1571514
Oh hey yeah thats it

>>1571441
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm6316a2.htm

I was a bit off, 90% of treatable falls are from 16 feet. But the most common height for a fatal fall is 6-8 feet. But its the most common at 28%. Still interesting how a small fall is more fatal than a slightly taller one. I'm assuming people have slightly more time to brace themselves for the fall. Falling flat on your head compared to having that extra split second to stick your arms out and soften the landing a bit.

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>>1556443

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>>1572171

>>1572171
>>1572176
Retarded cameramen. Do they actually think you'll be okay after jumping off a fucking roof? Christ

>>1560667
What happened to the iranian

Anyone have those gay british lads trying to break chairs over one another?

>>1572180
>Retarded cameramen.
Everybody's retarded in that situation, especially the girl who actually did the jumping.

>>1559957
> he purposefully put himself in that situation
Not sure about it. Could've been hit with a stroke or something.

>>1554252
yeah it needs to fall a certain distance before it can open

>>1572171
Was that dent in the lawn left by that guy's head?

>>1569092
that fucking dog

>>1572109
what happened? Looks like there's someone in the driver's seat

>>1549291
good posts

>>1572109
Needed that parking space.

>>1572109
>>1572360
Idiot probably got his foot stuck on the accelerator.

>>1572581

women tend to let a car speed out of control when they panic for no reason.

>>1555841
You can clearly see his tire going off the end of the ramp. He didn't have enough speed / someone didn't calculate the physics too well.

>>1564670
Underrated.

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>>1547037

>>1549170
As someone who also grew up with severe childhood asthma, I can also confirm that you learn not to freak out. Whenever I'm in a terrifying situation (like when my friend spun out on the highway while I was in the passenger seat) I never yell or say anything, I just tense up a little and stop breathing until I have some control over the situation. Luckily my asthma is gone now, but the habits from it remain.

>>1572176
You can do that but not if you're an overweight girl.
>>1572275
>Everybody's retarded in that situation
This.
I don't understand what goes through these people's mind.
They're ruining their life and the life of their families.

>>1556535
>>1565808

My dad used to do this out of second and third story windows in Alaska.

If you get a very, very deep pile of that ultra soft powdery snow you can do this with no injury.

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>>1572752

I am more creeped out by this than ISIS propaganda videos.

>>1572752
This belongs in a creepy thread holy shit

>>1572109
>>1572570
holy shit lost

>>1572176
nice tiddys

>>1567450
Man this was like the first gif I ever saw on the internet

>>1572360
>>1572581
elderly woman who mixed up reverse and accelerate

>>1572614
Women and men do that. dont know what its called in english, but your body stiffens when you get scared so you push the gaspedal down on cars and.

Also the reason why we get those motorcycle videos where kids and women drive straight into walls.

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>>1572078

>>1562721
that's really satisfying audio.

>>1572180
The fact that the cameraman keeps cool and deadpan in that situation indicates that he's the least retarded one there.

>>1562541
hi r/eddit

>>1556445
man thats some great looking water. very clear with the perfect blue/green water color. makes me fucking thirsty

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>>1574078

>>1574084
that water is gross. 0 clarity. you cant see the deers legs. its that color because its filled with disgusting algae

>>1574084
Looks poisonous.

>>1562336
Underrated

>>1574084
The racks on those things, my god. Awesome.

>>1574107
What's disgusting about algae? It's just plants my man. The grass of the sea.

>>1570436
neither could he

>>1563423
>not fucking ending it in REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking newfag piece of shit pisses me off literally every time I see this fucking webm it's a fucking wasted opportunity and doesn't fit with the meme I hope he fucking blows his head off on some childish stunt shit fuck

>>1563423
>>1574288
calm down nobody cares

>>1570668
>probably couldn't be posted here anyway

nigga do you know where you are

>>1574084
That is a fucking beautiful webm

>>1568237
This is basically what brock did.

Both of he and this men should thank their lucky stars their not dead.

>>1572752
Casey Neistat?

>>1569094
he need some milk

>>1572912
that probably fucking is an ISIS propaganda video jesus christ

>>1572752
What. The. Fuck

>>1574084
Looks like a paradise.

>>1572180
I've jumped off lots of roofs and I'm fine. That girl is just fat and nonathletic. Funny tho.

>>1568237
Ouch! I thought his neck was going to be broken for sure.

>>1556389
MISSION SUCCESS

>>1562257
By all means, go lie underwater and don't have anyone pull you out until you've fully stopped convulsing.

We'll wait.

Show us what a big tough guy you are eh?!

>>1568237
I'm crying holy shit

>>1548849
I watched this shit while listening to "Main Titles" on the Logan soundtrack. Made it EXTRA fucked up.

>>1572752
>Ripping that earthshaking fart

>>1556535
>How it feels to chew 5 gum

>>1576240
Music makes everything worse :)

>>1570090
and there's the guy that lags

>>1568242
He also got paid astonishingly little for what was at the time the highest grossing MTV show ever. First season he got paid a couple hundred per stunt, depending on how dangerous it was to him.

>>1573864
or just people who cant drive

>>1572109
ended in the parking spot straighter than 90% of people around where I live

>>1548846
Human trebuchet.

>>1560688
He's asking about the propeller's sharpness. Your answer is dodgey. The props are sharp, speaking on their scale. They'll look blunt.

>>1564250
If that's the case they'd be very deaf. Also flashbangs have a 3.5 second fuse. That training grenade appears to have a 1.5 second fuse for whatever autistic reason.

>>1561361
A woman

>>1561361
men have done the exact same thing