SFW sexy thread

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muh dik

>>1543807
>she will never release anymore videos or clips ever again

why still live

>>1543783
why does this give me a boner?

>>1543871
ohh yes

>>1543871
i knew it was gonna be a man as soon as the camera started panning up the legs

>>1543807
who

>>1544246
Mal Malloy

>>1544182
/fit/ pls go

>>1543783
why are her hands and feet so big

>>1543871
I'd hit it.

>>1544585
I guess so the hitboxes can be bigger, to balance with the male characters

>>1543871
Cash is a sexy beast.

>>1544585
for maximum cock coverage for hand jobs and foot jobs

>>1544585
Why is she so fucking ugly?

>>1545116
holy shit sauce?

>>1543771
NICE DADDARIO

Yet another thread ruined by weebs.

Ai Shinozaki is an overrated ham planet. Those floppy muffin tits are nasty and if you've heard her speak you'd know she sounds like a middle aged chain smoker. Don't get me wrong there are times I enjoy bacon as much as the next guy but not enough to spam a thread with that chunky jiggle butt.

>see thread has 30 new posts
>its all shit tier asians


REEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF WEEB SCUM

ASIANS ARE SHIT

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>>1545273
>>1545275
kys

>>1543871
Kurt Russell has great legs

>>1543780
K-pop performances would be really fucking hot if the girls had lips, tits and asses

>>1545679
>girls
They are androids anon.

>>1543777

A montage of Katy Perry getting fatter.

>>1545713

I knew there was something funny about them.

>>1545573

The dialogue, it's from an actual porn, isn't it?

>>1545163

Nature, faggot.

>>1545163
i think the mare's name is mystery, not too sure tho

>>1545573
Dude has great comedic timing.

>>1545721
yes it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BlYUBZCCmE

>>1543871
Not bad, Kurt. Not bad.

>>1545565
(you)

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>>1545830
webm version

>>1545573
this is amazing

>>1544191
>>1544210
>>1544618
>>1544633
>>1545570
>>1545865
FREEZE!

I'm a cop! You are now under arrest for soliciting prostitution, which included oral, anal, PiV, fisting, strip teasing, spit roast, 69, two rainbow parties, bukkake, pegging, 50 rim jobs and two dozen handjobs and two counts of unprotected anal and PiV.

You dirtbags are going away for a long time to think about what you fucking perverts did!

>>1543770
is this the sort of stuff people are jacking off to nowadays?
hell of a time to be alive

>>1545573
holy shit fucking lost

>>1545573
>>1545830
>>1545916
>tfw you will never be forced to have sex with Lisa Ann

I should probably stop drinking dihydrogen monoxide right now

>>1547140
>dihydrogen monoxide

DONT DO THAT! THAT MAKES NERVE GAS!

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I think I have a couple

>>1545713
they are gynoids, unless they have a package

>>1547535
sauce of this?

>>1547736
more konno pls

>>1544585
All wimmin by Capcom look like this

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>>1548501

>>1545116

This gave me an erection?
God, I'm sick

>>1548735
Dont worry, it tickled my pickle too

>>1545116
>tfw you are not a horse cumming anime amounts of semen

>>1545911
hat er aber recht patrick

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>>1545519
>>1545393
A fat Asian girl I knew caused a lot of problems for my degenerate buddies and I and now I can't stand 3D Asians

>>1545679
Just imagine that dance with some tits and ass bouncing. Fuck.

>>1545393
>>1545519

Ai Shinozaki is a fucking goddess. You apologize right the fuck now.

>>1550563
So this is what ma level looks like

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>>1550587
ma level? What's that?

>>1550651
whoever shot this was quite the creep

>>1545116
>how can whitestallions even compete?

>>1550651
creepy af

>>1548735
>intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

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>>1543770

>>1549716
FUG

>>1550612
i'm in lesbians with her

>>1551664
ikr, i can only dream

>>1549370
holy shit MORE!

she's perfect

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>>1551632
implants, I assume?

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>>1551218

go back to 9gag pls

>>1544585

It's a street fighter thing. They always had big hands and feet so you can see them move. Most art and fan art has better proportions.

>>1545163

Nature bruh.

>>1551632
Why does this retarded cumdumpster think the chair in the machine is for?

>>1552198
whitegirldancing.webm

>>1544585
>Not having a enormous feet and hands fetish

>>1550481
im sorry the pussy was a slip and slide man

>>1545116
why is this so hot

>>1549370
sexy bitch

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>>1543770

>>1551218
>>1551234
Why are redditors not autobanned?

>>1551222
criminally underated post

>>1553243
s-sauce please...

>>1553393
That's My Boy, Adam Sandler movie.

The only good part of that shitty movie is the first 15 minutes with the teenage boy and the teacher.

>>1547537
>tfw u will never pass out from lack of oxygen while having youre head smashed between the firm squeeze of those two firm butts as u deeply inhale the fragrant musk of fertile pussy and butthole

> why even live?

>>1544585
>stylized
>video
>game

Why is this such a hard concept

Safe for Work is a strange term, isn't it?

I can't think of many jobs where any of this would be considered acceptable.

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>>1554710
and? i just grabbed a bunch of my sfw sexy webms. didnt think to not include ""gay"" stuff

>>1554716
geez I looked this lady up once and she has the worst boob job. bummer.

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>>1554752
>literally raped by somalis 15 days later
poetry

>>1552113
Because doing that activates and trains the glutes

Never been in a gym, b?

>>1544585
I don't know. Why do a lot of cartoons have big eyes?

>>1545116
>technically sfw
Not at all, but holy shit the amount of twitches the horse's legs when it climaxed. I wish I had orgasm like that.

>>1545573
>tfw guys are always this clueless when I flirt
:(

>>1554711
sauce?

>>1545679
they are top tier. die in a fire

>>1554851
...Either you are really bad at flirting orrrrr dudes just not that into you

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>>1554977
kys

>>1554942
Pornstar Workout - Elegant Angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIGwV1HNix8

>>1550617
this ass is literally perfection. please.. please give me sauce

>>1554617
more like this?

>>1545573
holy shit, is there more of this?

>>1545830
the fuckin guy looks like scout

>>1554840
>>1554837
>>1554675
>ayane

Great taste good sir.

>>1554843
There's a machine for glutes you know?

The reason for that is simple: attention.

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>>1551632
Women were a mistake

>>1554842
false

>>1554685
it means not explicitly sexual you dummy

>>1554721
i jackoff to girl zelda all the time

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>>1554747
unff she is wonderful

>>1552113
>>1555138
go home /fit/ you're lost

>>1545717
I think you mean getting thiccer

>>1543780

Damn anon that should NSFW

>>1555098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0G8znfy_hs

>>1554977
not even close

>>1547535
yeah baby let me get a big whiff of that shitter

>>1553577
mmm shit and old fish. my favorite.

>>1555900
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>1556053
newfag please go

>>1556053
the good lord wouldn't have put the butthole right next to the pussy if it wasn't intended to be it's counterpart in sexual endeavors

>>1543907
It's the large hands. Man hands. You are fucking gay and you disgust me.

>>1547134

eh, I'm 22 and I busted my first nut to a Second Life adult mod

>>1550576
Sauce on this?

>>1554851
you need attractive or at least female for that shit to work.

>>1551845
>>1553047
Elizabeth Zaks
She has a self titled youtube channel.

/watch?v=H9nWFv3zJB4

>>1555901
when it is faint, it is good. trust.

>>1550588
who??

>>1555074
since when /mu/ is a red board?

>>1554756
oh my god babe

>>1543770
Post this shit in Adult Gif. sick of seeing nude/half nude girls on every fucking board.. post them where they belong and go out and get laid. This shit is fucking meaningless when you come

>>1552289
I bet you like trannies too.

>>1547127
Thank you.

>>1545573
Tracers facial animation in the last 4-5 seconds is actually incredible, thats really well done.

>>1556811
/mu/ defaults to blue but you can browse with a red scheme if you want.
Or it's taken from the /trash/ threads rather than the /mu/ ones.

>>1556732
>an attention whore that unironically thinks she isnt one

from 10/10 to 0/10

>>1545519
>>1545565
Actual faggots detected

>>1556782
Whozzat?

>>1558824
the filename says Briga Heelan so it's safe to say it's probably Darude - Sandstorm

>>1558874
source?

>>1558928
>living the dream
i only imagine him trying to conving his girlfriend to sit on his face

>>1550595
has anyone got a webm of when Jeremy Clarkson challenged Michelle Jeneke to a race. one of the funniest people in Britain with one of the hottest chicks in Australia

>>1558928

Seriously are they doing this right?

I mean, i thought facesitting wasn't so literal. More like a gentle meeting between the cheeks and the face.

The forces involved in this process must not be very pleasant, after all your head was not meant to bear 100+ pounds of weight.

>>1563259
not as bad the videos where the girl actually slams her entire body weight on his face

masochist and cuck fags fucking ruin femdom for me

>>1544182
this is the sexiest meme now

>>1549716
What is this from? My dick needs to know.

>>1558877
s a u c e pls

>>1563619
I'm a bit skeptical.

>>1563816
Of what?

>>1554851

The way he's acting is really similar to how someone acts when a person is hitting on them and they're trying to find an opportunity to politely disengage or otherwise get out of the situation without being rude.

If you see that alot ... well ... at least you know you're meeting a lot of nice guys that don't just laugh in your face when not interested.

>>1550576

I'd rather have that front door than the girls. Damn, that's some nice construction. Probably more loyal and longer lasting, too.

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>>1550637
muh dick

>>1547537
this shit is just depressing me

>>1563391
Show called Picket Fences, not sure of the episode name.

>>1558871
look up steve wrestling adventure KO

>>1558871
But chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed batman's head in between his thighs

>>1558876
source?

>>1556053
Oh, come on! Sniffing assholes is a human thing too.

>>1558884
katers17 was a youtube personality that got hacked and her youtube accounts (yes multiple) got deleted. She's a home wrecker turned dike so nobody cares.

>>1558874
shibal

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>>1564451
Underrated.

>>1554842
>Rio2016
>Raped by Somalis
Is that how the refugee crisis in europe got this bad? Teleporting Somali Pirates?

>>1565080
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>1565103
they prolly did it on the off-chance an autistic sperglord was lurking
and hey! look where we are now :^)

>>1565103
new copypasta?

>>1565103
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M

>>1565218
No, but you're a newfag apparently.

>>1556753
CHURCH

>>1555694
everything in this thread should NSFW.

>>1553188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8

>>1563998
stop being a beta faggot then

>>1554708

I need a fucking name right now holy fuck

>>1565680

I don't usually do this, but I guess I can call you Grisbo.

>>1565685
sauce me please for the love of god

>>1545573
I was listeing to music at the same time and bohemian rahpsody kicked in at 0:25


IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?

>>1565699
>needing to wear that to go buy some bananas

>>1565713
what should she be wearing lmao

>>1565713
I've heard is pretty hot down there :^)

>>1554708
Anyone got sauce?

>>1565735

Farken 36 degrees celcius in melbourne today

interesting definitions of sfw here

>>1554721
Wish I could have that

>>1545573
story of my life... minus the sex
HAHAHAHA HAHAH fucking kill me god damnit I'm so lonely

>>1554708
http://justporno.tv/1/8978039/renee_spanked

literally 30 seconds of googling.

>>1554617

muh dickkkkkkk

>>1545916
why isnt this guy an actor

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>>1543771

>>1543771
I wonder what's wrong with her right side.

>>1545573
>tfw need to do this with my gf

IF I HAD ONE

>>1556732
I was already subscribed lol

>>1543785
dang gir

>>1558883
>implying that monkey is hot

>>1545916
Aw he's so cute.
-no homo

>>1556053
You've never eaten a girl out from behind have you?

>>1554610
Man this game was fucking cool

>>1543871
reminds me of the leg scene in one of the naked gun movies

>>1545573
The guy needs to quit porn and do voice acting, for real

>>1566735
I bet she fucks like a fighter jet

>>1545679
You know, when you put it that way, the generic asian female is characterized by her lack of sexual features. Huh.

>>1545573
wait what vidyagame is this animation based on?
—Someone who has never interacted with vidyagames

>>1568096
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Filmmaker

>>1568096
Left character is scout from TF2
Right char is Tracer from Overwatch

>>1543780
>plastic no hip gooks
>sexy

>>1547140
>dihydrogen monoxide

100% of people that even consumed it for elongated periods of time have died anon
you probably should stop

>>1554851
because nobody wants to fuck an ausitic, hairy, trans faggot who still has a dick

>>1568231
That's true, gotta get rid of that hair

>>1567910
STOP

>>1547127
good shit

>>1565377
Bullshit. This pasta has been around for years, you fucking retard.

>>1557990
the key is to rarely/never come, dumbass.

>>1566578
He was destined for greater things.

>>1545916
I can imagine him going through the whole sex scene with that same confused look on his face.
>I don't really know what's going on, but...

>>1565524
I was literally humming this in my head. I'm glad you had the same thought I did.

>>1553243
Funny how you can put this in a movie to laughs, but if the roles were reversed and it was a male teacher and a female student it'd be creepy and everyone would freak out.

Not trying to make a judgement on this, I think people should just be consistent, that's all. It's either all okay or none of it is okay.

>>1545573
Is that Josh from the NLSS?

>>1554756
Is that really a man?

>>1558881
Is that a man?

>>1571256
>>1571271
well seeing how i got it from a gay board on 2x4chan....yeah.

>>1571228
Men and women arent equal. Thats a meme

>>1563268
i don't like sand... it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

>>1543785
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

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poland

>>1543770
She looks like Famke Jansen

>>1552224
she killed that shit fagt

>>1550625
thankyou based camera man

>>1563619
wait....this....this isn't really a thing right? a girl can't get an orgasm this way right?

>>1550637
Asians always seem uncomfortable.

>>1563902
Lol i'd have to agree with you on that one, that house is fucking sick

>>1555845
she sounds like lisa ann

>>1567910
Cold and immobile??

>>1571228

Well, it's a really shitty movie so it doesn't really matter... not funny and creepy as shit

>>1551854
amanda elise lee

yeah, implants

>>1572497
no, that's an animation. You should spend more time outside

>>1566959
me in the back

>>1549716
>ywn be statutory raped by a hot milf with a chocolate cake
Just allow my transition to adulthood already!

>>1574601
It is.

>>1571377
would fuck that man
no homo tho.

>>1571228
>implying sex means the same thing to girls as it does to guys

I mean sure, some guys experience trauma from it, same as any girl could, but the ratios are gonna be way different.

>>1569902
Don't you mean land?

>>1570379
what is this from?

>>1543871
High Heels: Mark Of The Hooker

>>1579886
Pretty sure it's from Mad Tv

>>1554851
Tell them you want the dick instead of dancing around the issue dumbass.

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>>1564451
God damn dude, made me laugh