Alex Jones

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>>1539689
>plugging all of humanity into a supercomputer AI just do you can rape kids
fucking vampires

>>1539689
>millions of people watch this unironically

>>1539689
has the idea of putting deus ex conversation music tracks on nutjobs talking nonsense been done before? Because it's brilliant, and I hope more come

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>>1539563

I'll never understand the hate he gets, why are libcucks so jealous of everyone?

>>1539877
They don't have their own dedicated thread in /wsg/

>>1539853
I laughed way too hard at Eddie not being able to remember the last time Machida fought.

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>>1539689
Here's my version.

>>1539900
Yeah fuck clouds man

>>1540032
>basic gestalt
alex jones is honestly one of the greatest minds on air and sometimes I border on unironically believing him

>>1539822
A character in deus ex is based off alex jones

>>1539853
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/50/1520a

>>1540147
>https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/50/1520a
Holy fuck the police can literally gas US citizens

>>1539810
>millions of people support the Left onironically
Wake up and smell the 1s and 0s. Everything you see around you is fake. Google it.

>>1540092
He sells "alternative medicine" on his website.
>discarded

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>>1539563

fucking normies cant handle alex's intelligence.

>>1539689
holy crap, that amount of woo physics triggered me.

>>1539689
That last minute is pure truth though.

>>1540092
You should probably kill yourself then. You're too far gone.

>>1539689
He's a bit mental but the basics seem to have merit if you ignore everything about pedo-vampires and different dimensions.

>Data from your phone is used to predict exactly what you're going to do (They can basically already do that, look at some of the stuff you get from Google).

>All of this data from every phone is fed into a massive supercomputer which crunches the numbers and analyses trends. With data coming in from every single phone, computer, weather satellite, traffic control system ect. the system can accurately predict a certain time into the future.

>If something unfavorable crops up a stimulus like a false flag, media campaign or a new trend is released to minimise the chance of said unfavorable thing happening.

If you have enough data and the computing power to make sense of it all you could predict the future to a reasonable degree of accuracy.

>>1540147
Holy fuck.

A) Alex Jones is a bit of a whackjob but he knows his shit

B) Wtf the police can gas citizens!?

>>1540147
>>1540158
>>1541620
>https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/50/1520a
>Holy fuck the police can literally gas US citizens
What do you think CS gas is? A powder?

>>1541627
There's a fair difference between a well tested riot control method and whatever experimental chemical or biological agent they feel like pissing around with.

>>1539571
Lol wtf

>>1540158
>https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/50/1520a
thats literally the opposite of this law. Read sections (a) and (c). Context matters.

>>1540702
After a quick glance it's mostly just generic supplements. Super male vitality is basically just a testosterone supplement

>>1539689
Eh, this is just false flag distractions based on half truths.

>>1539689
cant even get away from google on 4chan

>>1540117
Not only that, a lot of the world-building in Deus Ex was based on the devs listening to Jones on the radio all fucking day (they, like Jones, were based in Austin)

>>1539599
what the fuck does that filename say breh?

>>1539689
i'm from the 12th dimension, i came here to tell you, u r an astro cuck

>>1541686
>I'm red-blooded and I hate murderers.
He's like an alien who doesn't quite get the concept of patriotism so he tries and fails to recreate it

He's Bill Hicks I don't care what anyone says.

>>1539877
He's talking about a global conspiracy involving interdimensional Satan worshippers.

>>1548512
>Satan

no not really, go read some david icke books

>>1548584
>david icke
You're proving my point here, he's suggesting some really whacked out shit.

>>1540511
song ?

>>1539689
jesus fucking christ. Why do people listen to this guy? Why?

>>1539689
>tfw this is almost exactly the plot of C.S. Lewis’ “That Hideous Strength”

>>1541606
the pedo vampires are sort of real; he just means that some of the elite/famous/politicians are or know about pedo colleges and hide it. The vampire thing is in reference to certain theories on pizzagate and the rumoured blood doping of young children.

>>1548859
Because it's fun to watch a mentally ill man fuelled by fake nutritional supplements have multiple breakdowns on the air

It's a shame they figured out they could make more money by throwing out a lot of the conspiracy stuff and just becoming a trump apologist network.

I don't even know why they let limp wrist faggots like Paul Watson into the organization, he isn't funny

>>1541606

This is surprisingly cogent if you apply it, say, to the election.

The tech isn't mature enough to actually shape events and there's still enough rogue entities allowing free speech and organization (twitter, 4chan) that it was twisted to jiu jitsu Trump into office.

Interesting to see where it goes from here.

>>1541606
>With data coming in from every single phone, computer, weather satellite, traffic control system ect. the system can accurately predict a certain time into the future.
NO, just no.
You don't understand computing and statistics. Don't go on babbling about things you know nothing about.

Just a little thought for you: do you know all of these colossal super computers that we hear about? The ones that occupy several warehouse, consuming literal megawatts, so magnificent that only the estate can come up and finance them in to existence?

You know why they get used for? Scientific simulation a weather simulation. That's essentially it.

Now, how great do you thing the weather prediction is? Not very good right?

You can get nowhere in prediction to any degree in accuracy, even more so on one based on phone spying, which has no evidence to back it up whatsoever.

>>1548855
Thomas Bergerson - Final Frontier

>>1548997
t. NSA

>>1548997
>reddit spacing
t. second year computer science major who is aware of all intelligence organization projects

>>1548941
how was trump elected?

>>1548584
Please see >>1540032
2:28, "That's Satan"

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>>1540147
"Subject to subsections (c), (d), and (e)"
Everyone gassed needs to consent, dumbasses, that's subsection c. Fucking hell, people need to read the entire fucking code before they go off.

>>1548997
>being this wrong

>>1550585
lel

>>1540511
before he goes into the stuff about alien colonization it actually sounds like he's an intelligent, perceptive social commentator

>>1550749
Well he's a passionate man.

>>1548859
Because he's fucking hilarious. How can you watch that and not find it hilarious?

I think he's the funniest guy on the internet

>>1548911
>I don't even know why they let limp wrist faggots like Paul Watson into the organization, he isn't funny
PJW is awesome and he redpills teenagers

Good guy.

>>1549093
There is no such thing as Reddit spacing. Go be a muh reddit boogeyman mouth breather elsewhere. Also: evidence of gtfo.

>>1550640
Prove me wrong.

>>1549093
>>1550869
I've been on 4chan for 10 years and this whole "reddit spacing" bullshit has only been a meme for the last year or so

People have always put spacing in their posts

Because big posts

attract

more

attention

That's why people do it.

>>1550877
Also because it separates your paragraphs out nicely.

If you have a big massive block of text with no spacing, people will just go "TLDR".

>>1550879
Sentences aren't paragraphs. Nothing wrong with spacing out paragraphs, I personally take issue with people thinking a single fucking sentence is a whole paragraph.

>>1550749
That's his pattern. He starts talking about something that actually might have something to it (9/11 or something) and then slowly goes more insane over the course of his rant until he is talking about interdimensional alien ghosts posessing obama. Unfortunately the ratio of quality to insanity has been rapidly going in the wrong direction recently.

>>1539689
holy fuck alex is WOKE

>>1541606
>>1541620
>>1540092

If you watch the rest of his video the ONLY thing he is unable to back up with facts and media reporting is his pedo-vampire shit.

And he says multiple times its not that he believes these things are real but rather THEY do. (though he later admits to having a perspective that is related. A sort of techno-judeo-christian ideology)

But generally; It'd be like saying if I say someone else is christian I am therefor a christian faithful.

>>1539589
Lel this guy is such a nutjob

>>1548997
>>1550869
kill yourself ledit

>>1550869
>boogeyman

plebbitor detected

>>1548997
Back to work Johnson the PGP files don't encrypt them on their own.

>>1548997
>don't go on babbling about things you know nothing about
>proceeds to babble about things they know nothing about

Was it autism?

>>1541606
You realise like 20 years ago we needed warehouses worth of computers to match what our phones can do now?

>>1549887
Tech's not there yet.

>>1540117
wait, is this true? Who?

Or are you talking about 2011's Deus Ex, which has a Alex Jones sound-a-like on the radio?

>>1550869
>Prove me wrong

Your argument is based entirely around current tech that we know about. Technology advances extremely quickly and the military/lizard people/elite will always have better technology than we know about.

Also it's demonstrably true that the CIA at least are working on developing this tech, look up Recorded Future.

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>>1548457
more like, he gets it on a more pure and historial level. that's what the whole 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN rant was about, and unless you understand what the 2nd amendment is on a purely ideological level, you'll think alex is absolutely crazy

>>1550869
>>1552852
Look up 1970s CIA spy satellite. More advanced than some of the shit we have today.

>>1552852
>>1552862
also check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmajJTcpNk

you think the CIA wouldn't have a better version of this? go to 4:20 for the best part

the CIA has way better and crazier shit than we would think, like anon mentioned the Hexagon camera

DARPA is constantly researching crazy shit, CIA gets funding from the drug trade in latin america, among other things

Look at Anderson Cooper from CNN aka fake news. even though he is ironically the only "journalist" i like from that network, he is a vanderbilt.

the vanderbilts were literally the richest family in america during the 19th century and onwards, up until the 1950's where allegedly they had a "fall". rockefellers, rothschilds, morgans, vanderbilts, these are the ones who own you because they own all the banks and since government gives them free will, they dictate all economic policy. they own everything, they have trillions, and they own you.

anyway, back to cooper, his only formal training was being a CIA "intern". now go look up operation mockingbird. the CIA and the jewish banking elite are connected. they killed kennedy because he wanted to shut down the CIA and the federal reserve- ie THEM.

don't believe me? look at Georgi Markov. a WRITER who was killed by the KGB IN LONDON using a super hardcore poisoning technique

go look up Yuri Bezmenov, former KGB agent that straight up tells everyone how the KGB used to subvert the truth and spread communist propaganda in the US during the 60's. they had JFK's brother over and made a nice 'show' for him to make him believe russia was all good and prosperous. The process to subvert and take over a country goes

Demoralization->Destabilization->Crisis->Normalization

A big player is destabilizing nations today is George Soros

There really is a WAR going on your mind and you don't even know it. Follow the money. Look at who likes who. Why do "journalists" and their networks and owners contribute to the DNC?

AYYLMAOVAMPS AAAAA

t. Alex

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>>1548997
These are the kinds of 'people' we are going to have to kill before society can be something decent again.

>>1539689
>the first man to ever explain serial experiments Lain.webM

Surprised no webm of this.

https://youtu.be/TzNeg9D-EZ4

>>1540712

That first "I like to EAT" always fucking gets me

>>1552940
>rockefellers, rothschilds, morgans, vanderbilts, these are the ones who own you because they own all the banks and since government gives them free will, they dictate all economic policy. they own everything, they have trillions, and they own you.
asinine garbage without a lick of substantial evidence to corroborate it. you're assuming conspiracy where the reality is confusion.

>>1552851
Not him, but I assume he means Human Revolution and not the original.

>>1550868
t. 13 year old

>>1553399
t. brainwashed cuck

>>1539689
I fucking love filterman

>>1550877
>>1551856
Newfags please get the fuck off 4chan and go back to redbit

There is no such thing as reddit spacing and there never was such a thing. It was dreamed up as a divide and conquer tactic by shills and it only ever gained any traction amongst total fucking morons on cripplechan who read rebdit daily.

>>1553517
Why can't you type names correctly?

>>1541620
>Implying the government cares about legality
What are the CIA's LSD experiments?

>>1548512
And how much time have you spent looking into that topic? Probably none. It's easier to just ignore it.

>>1553517
I'm not saying it is reddit spacing mate. I'm just saying that the thing that's being called reddit spacing is stupid for different reasons.
Shut the fuck up.

>>1552860
I was just talking about the way he speaks, not the underlying ideas. Like just the way he arranges words.

>>1553540
IS there any credibility to what he says?

>>1539689
nothing he said is wrong

>>1550821
This is my alarm clock.

>>1553795
that's not what you said in the other post but ok

also what the fuck is this cancer
>>1554236
been seeing it in a few threads here

>>1550634
Well what does consent count as? It just vaguely says consent. Being at a riot could be considered consent to be gassed by the police. All the police would have to do is say over a P.A. that they're gassing the area of the riot and anyone who stays has consented to being gassed.

>>1539689
>and so Google
Fucking lost

>>1539563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN_VBc98dzg

>>1554244
>>1554236
It's not just here. Some one is trying a new bot out.

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>>1553399
this is not even a conspiracy theory. this is like if i saw 2 rich business partners walk into a room and close the door behind them and somebody said "WOW THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE THAT THEY ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER".

they used to say organized crime was just a conspiracy and was racist against italian americans.

they used to say corruption didn't exist

the government, media, military, banks and corporations are all 1 big club- and you are not in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBNmecVtdU

as far as proclaiming they are all followers of the rituals and system of illuminati or satanists or whatever, THAT is a conspiracy theory, then again, i'm sure you've never watched this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpKdSvwYsrE

skip to 1 hour for literal footage of the gathering of massive amounts of influential people for a ritual where they burn an effigy and dress in robes and carry torches

also here's an interesting oprah show from the 80's which brings it all back to the jews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVHqp4CdHQ

the banks really have the most power in the world. think about it, everyone literally just gives them money. all of the savings, wealth, excluding the shit that has REAL value (gold) which nobody has anymore because the government specifically undertook efforts to take all the gold away from the citizens in the early 20th century- the banks have everything. and it's not like they're playing by free market rules- they and the corporations buy the politicians and thus write the law and tax code. the government then insures all of the bank's assets and guarantees a bailout, the federal reserve keeps interest rates low during shitty economic times- that's how the 2007 crash happened. and the banks are fine because everyone gets a bailout, everyone is buddy-buddy with wall street and DC. they pretend those were hard times but no, the top guys are all fine. maybe the entry level brokers are fucekd, and YOU are fucked too.

>>1540702
His Survival Shield X-2 (nascent iodine) is actually pretty good. Shit tastes and smells like a fucking doctor's office mixed with chlorine and two week old stale water, but I dunno if I had a thyroid condition that I didn't know about or if iodine really is some kind of miracle drug but it's seriously improved my health. My motivation's shot up, I don't feel dead anymore, I can wake up in the morning and my energy burns nicely thoughout the whole day and it's all thanks to Alex Jones. Plus the only side effects is that I occasionally have something similar to an acid trip when I'm about pretty tired and my head hits the pillow, but is that really a problem? I think it's great. We're making mental health great again folks, my health is great, my life is great, and the globalists are crying because even my DREAMS are great. Praise Alex Jones, he is an absolute Hero, I swear to God.

>>1554369
Wow, Alex Jones is actually sensible for once.

>>1539810
>unironically

>>1554283
>this is not even a conspiracy theory. this is like if i saw 2 rich business partners walk into a room and close the door behind them
This is not proof of your assertion that those old money families have 'trillions of dollars' of wealth totally unaccounted for and that they 'dictate economic policy'. Businessmen coming to mutually beneficial arrangements is not the same thing as "a cabal of financiers control all the banks and ipso facto the governments". Before you post that picture of Nathaniel Rothschild with that quote about 'i don't care who sits on the throne of England...' know that it's widely proven to be bogus.

>the government, media, military, banks and corporations
The military industrial complex is real insofar as defense companies DO wield a certain degree of influence in that they provide for tons of jobs in many congressional districts & actively lobby for contracts from the government and being that their business is to sell weapons they have a pecuniary interest in seeing a demand for their products. Now saying that 'the government, media, military, banks and corporations are all in bed with each other' is erasing the complexities of reality and replacing it with conceptually tidy explanation that's easy to digest but doesn't stand up to scrutiny.

>i'm sure you've never watched this
It's essentially LARPing at a getaway retreat. How many influential politicians & business leaders DON'T attend Bohemian Grove? A fuckton more than the ones that do. You only think it's something sinister because you're already convinced of the conspiracy.

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>>1554971
>wealth totally unaccounted for
is this that unbelievable to you? you know what the panama papers are, right? you know what offshore accounts and swiss banks are, right? i'm sure you believe in that whole putin boogeyman (which i'm not saying isn't necessarily true)- putin has amassed billions upon billions, though not "officially"

>erasing the complexities of reality and replacing it with conceptually tidy explanation that's easy to digest but doesn't stand up to scrutiny.
then scrutinize it, because you haven't done it so far

All of the rich influential people are friends with each other- their end goal is just more power, but it's a thing of "you scratch my back and I scratch yours". This is not a conspiracy theory, but a reality of life, and I'm saying this as a big time capitalist.

Donald Trump used to do the same thing- like he said, his job was to "get along with everybody". That's why he was friends with the Clintons and many others in the liberal NYC scene. A little contribution to the big guy there, a little coercion of the little guy there, and he gets what he ultimately wants- building permits, tax deferrals, etc. And Trump was considered 'small time' compared to many of the other guys. Like I said, I am not necessarily referring to conspiracy theories like in the movies- logistically they are probably more simple than that. However,
>BOHEMIAN GROVE

>LARPing
>You only think it's something sinister because you're already convinced of the conspiracy
You only think it's fine because your emotional brain has already tried to justify these acts as "haha it's all in good fun". Next, the Podestas and half of DC are also just LARPing and fucking children for an ancient Canaanite god because it's a fun fraternity environment.

I myself dubbed this phenomenon "Dad's devil fetish". Here's an OC pic http://i.imgur.com/4JIHWrp.jpg
Strongly encourage you to read this and the mental gymnastics involved in rationalizing it

>>1552385
If Jones were to speak truth, then Jones would be no more. If I have truth, but I can't speak, what do I do?

>>10084604

>>1550877

its because it looks like nice paragraphs inside the small textbox you are writing in. then when you post it, i realize that it has bigger space and it looks shit. so its a newfag mistake. but its not reddit

>>1539689
Someone write a scifi book about this. It will sell millions.

>>1555787
There's already a game series about this that has sold millions

>>1555114
I think Jones does speak a lot of truth but is too allegorical for his own good with most things and leads people to think he's more crazy than he is. To the MSM and others he's not a threat because what he talks about is "too strange to believe".

>>1552860

why did you post the worst edit of this beautiful .webm?

>>1555812

Is he making fun of that guest who believes in that stuff or in agreement with him and poking fun?

>>1555103
> you know what the panama papers are, right?
Nothing in the Panama Papers suggests the existence of the T-R-I-L-L-I-O-N-S of dollars you allege these old money families to secretly have.

>All of the rich influential people are friends with each other-
No they aren't. SOME are. For every mutually beneficial arrangement between 'the elites' there's way more points of contention from conflicts of interest as everyone is out to get theirs.

Yes, corporations do spend money on campaign contributions & lobbying. The existence of lobbying is not proof of a grand conspiracy among 'the elites' to 'control the government'. Do certain specific corporations wield considerable influence in certain areas that effect them? Undoubtedly. Big Pharma pays billions to try and have favorable policies passed for their industry, but there's nothing to substantiate a claim that big pharma is in collusion with oil companies & facebook & the banking industry to 'control the government'. Just many disparate entities all competing for their own interests.

>you only think it's fine because your emotional brain has already tried to justify these acts as "haha it's all in good fun
I say that because that's literally what ever attendee has attested to it being and there's no evidence that they're doing anything at bohemian grove more sinister than a costume party. I'm open to REAL & SUBSTANTIAL evidence. What I'm not open to are wild speculations from someone who is already convinced he knows the answers and only has a mind to see evidence that supposedly confirms his own suspicions.

>>1555787
theres many like this, but yeah I am unironically on it anon

>>1539689
I love how often in this episode Joe stops Alex and just says something like "What? Where is your evidence for this?"

>>1555860
He's making a joke about being called a tin-foil hat wearer for agreeing with the doctor that was talking about the hazardous chemicals in our water and food these days.

>>1550585

actually top tier

>>1555103
Not sure why you would waste your time on such an obvious piece of shit.

You already know hes going to be just another corpse in the pile.

>>1553093
Are your feelings hurt?

>>1552860
>you'll think alex is absolutely crazy
no, he is very sane, just completely fucking stupid.

>>1539689
Edgar Mitchell emailed Podesta about getting tech from interdimensional beings.

>>1539689
I love Joe's face 45 seconds in.

>>1556235
'I'm just saying I have sources'

>>1548997
I'm not a conspiracy believer but
>do you know all of these colossal super computers that we hear about

The operative term there is 'that we hear about'.

I'm pretty sure there's some crazy classified shit in the world.

>>1541606
The main issue for prediction of the future is that any mechanism that would do so would have to account for itself i.e. it'd have to be self-aware.

>>1540032
Music source?

>>1539689
take a shot every time he says consciousness

>>1556074
Not him but the other anon sounds a lot more convincing than you do. You're a lost soul anon. Sucks for you.

>>1557832
>Pedophiles are being arrested around the country
>You have to be really careful how you talk about this because people look for any little thing to discredit it
>They're psychic vampires stealing energy from the kids

Thanks Alex

>People still don't realize that Alex Jones is one of the greatest artists of our time

>>1558129
Nobody would bother classifying that they have a supercomputer.
>>1548997
You can build a supercomputer by putting playstations in a cluster, it's not bleeding edge technology.
>>1541606
>They can totally predict the future
Then why did the NSA bother recording phone calls you dickwad? At most the two known databases Echelon and Titan can tell them if you have been in contact with someone who they have on a list.

>>1558286
>Nobody would bother classifying that they have a supercomputer.
You're saying that a government might not classify their most advanced and secretive technologies?

I'm not saying that there's a big conspiracy here, I'm saying that you don't know what you don't know but what we do know from the past is that large superpower states like to hide their best shit if it isn't directly used for propaganda.

>>1558287
>You're saying that a government might not classify their most advanced and secretive technologies?

It's just a fucking cluster of computers they buy from private companies, it's not some super advanced secret alien hardware, it's stuff anyone can buy, just in larger quantities.

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>>1540032
I too study the elite! And he is completely right, They truly are out of this world and Kenny Omega is a wrestling machine!

>>1558273
> People still have not accepted that Alex Jones is and will always be a national treasure

>>1558143
https://youtu.be/_a11w18k1u8?t=5m45s

>>1539689
this is Alex Jones after taking a puff of a blunt, imagine what he would be like on acid

>>1558179
>wild speculation that distills complex problems into simple conclusions is more convincing than acknowledging your own ignorance

Yeah no shit. That's how Alex Jones has as audience. It's more comforting to think you've got things figured out than to admit you don't know shit about anything. Swallowing conjecture about 'the elites' is easier to digest than reading a book.

^^^
You have to go back

>>1558652
Look at it this way. Poster 1 made a claim
>rockefellers, rothschilds, morgans, vanderbilts, these are the ones who own you because they own all the banks and since government gives them free will, they dictate all economic policy. they own everything

When asked to substantiate his claim he produced totally unrelated youtube videos like Eisenhower's farewell address, contorting the president's earnest appeal to check the potentially pernicious & growing influence of a new sector of the American economy which could compromise our peaceful American values to mean "a monolithic cabal of bankers & oil men own everything and control out economy".

If you make a claim, especially one as fantastic as that and you cannot produce ANY evidence whatsoever to directly corroborate it, why should I or anyone believe it?

>>1558690
you think youre so much smarter than them, but really youre just a coward.

its not a 'conspiracy' anymore, its staring you straight in the face everyday, but you would rather hide, spineless faggot

>>1558700
>be asked for evidence
>cannot present anything credible that directly substantiates your claim

>>1548441
Dana (White) - No one watches UFC alone

>>1558287
>>1558286

>fucking children arguing about shit they know nothing about.

So you are both fucking wrong I'm actually doing a phd on scalability of computation for wireless sensor networks (the weather shit the guy was referring to)

So Alex jones on this is completely wrong, unless there is some actual 'alien interdemensional whatever' that they can do computation with, even with proposed models for quantum computation it is impossible to scale up computation to the levels alex jones was alluding to, eg, influencing everyone collectively on the fly. Certain levels of computational complexity are just not physically possible regardless of the technology.

But the poster who was talking about the weather is also wrong. The NSA monitoring and searching through every phone is totally computationally doable, no problems at all, the P-Space of the population of the US for instance is totally doable. Weather prediction fails for completely different reasons.

>>1558767

As an addendum so you know I'm not just pulling this out of my ass, please click around this wikipedia page. It lists all the different ranked classes of computational complexity that we commonly use to classify various problems within.

When you are working on a problem involving variables spread across a large network you can start your work by figuring out if the problem you are working on is in a computational class that is actually feasible to work with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complexity_class

Also this page from the great Scott Aaronson is fantastic, he does a lot of work on quantum computational complexity.
https://complexityzoo.uwaterloo.ca/Complexity_Zoo

>>1558767

>Realized I was maybe not simplifying enough.

Nsa monitoring phones is a polynomal space problem, meaning, I can literally count the number of phones that exist in the world. It is a solid number that I can do calculations against, and it is not such a large number that it isn't a searchable space. It might require a lot of computing power to search, but it is doable, and if the Snowden slides are to be believed, is currently what they do regularly at the NSA, there are several slides detailing how to properly narrow searches so they don't take too many hours to complete.

Weather on the other hand or every single persons preferences and thoughts on the fly are in the broad class of computational complexity known as NP or non-polynomial. I cannot count the number of gusts/their direction/their velocity, and then do a mathematical operation on them. There are an uncountable number of gusts and they are too spread apart, meaning even if I covered the entire surface of the earth with sensors every centimeter, the latency between my computer getting information over a wire from the sensor and the sensor actually sensing things would be too high for me to get an accurate prediction even still. Weather, and massive internetworkings of social consciousness fit into a Lorenz Attractor pattern, they are effectively not physically computable with all known and theoretically concieved computing power.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorenz_attractor

If they were currently possible, or the NWO had some sort of technology that could compute in this way, it would be bigger than every other conspiracy combined. Also it is highly unlikely that they have such a technology, because if they did they could do all sorts of crazy things, like break all encryption on every bank card instantly. If they had this secret it would be more valuable than any other secret, and there would be clear and apparent signs of capitalization on it. IMO

Hope that clarifies some things.

>>1558825
This makes sense to me. Thanks for the clarification, anon.

>>1548978
I don't understand. Obviously he was clarifying that he hasn't gotten into aliens, metaphysical, religion etc. on his show before he goes into a tangent relating to that.

>>1558945

No that is not how it worked in the context.

>>1558767
>phd
>trust me I'm an expert

>>1553086
holy shit kys

>>1559011
This gets me every single time. The guttural noises he makes.

>>1558700
I haven't posted in this thread yet, just watching. But let me just kindly say that you are making yourself look dumber and dumber by the post.

>>1554241
for real?

>>1541606
This poses a shitton of problems, that make the whole process impossible.
First of all, you would need to parse everything. Every comment, every phone call, every piece of information. In every language, with complete understanding of every culture, dialect, slang and approximation of personal writing style. And it would need to be constantly updated, as things change. Then you would need to throw out any garbage data collected by the system. And then build a complex model of reality. Good fucking luck with that, you've just entered Sci-Fi territory. It doesn't matter if you have unlimited resources from space jews, or whatever conspiratards believe, it is beyond anything humanity is capable.

>>1559992

I can cite whatever you have questions about or are skeptical about and give more detailed explanations, I tried hard to make my points clear. This is a subject that I care deeply about and want people to understand.

>newfags calling other newfags newfags
None of you ever fool anybody. There are always tells, the retarded spacing and using faggoty terms like 'normies" are only the most recent.

>>1563586
>says the newfag

>>1539689
joe's face always makes me laugh

>>1548859
Because he is so crazy he starts to make sense. You don't have to agree with him to think he's interesting.

>>1548997
Give it another 100 years tops and it will be easily achievable by a country like the US that funnels hundreds of billions of dollars into this shit.

Google is the future of warfare. Just look up US and Google's involvement in the Arab spring.

So what's the verdict?
Does he really believe what he is saying or is he acting?

>>1554386
He's only sensible by proxy, he's still spouting BS

>>1539831

Holy shit. How does anybody take this man seriously if he can't even open a jar of pickles?

>>1540511

I used to think like this until I realized that sports are simply an integral part of human interaction and if you don't pay attention to them to some extent it's very hard to talk to other people at all.

>>1558308
Why is he back with NJPW

>>1564550
That's not how you open a can of pickles

>>1539689
keep in mind he smoked pot just before this probably for the first time in a while

>>1564586
Creative freedom and he probably wants to prove that he can be the face of a major company and have a heavyweight championship run. Al in all it seems as if he keeps comparing himself to AJ and prove that he is a better wrestler. He wants to be to New Japan what AJ was to TNA before he goes "there".

>>1554971
shills are posting on /wsg/ now? wtf

>>1550821
This actually made me tear up.

>>1539589
this is why i love alex jones

>>1564916
kek

>>1539572
I like this kind the best
not that i'm gay and watch anime or anything
i just think the tunes are catchy

>>1539831

He's fucking RIGHT GOD DAMMIT

>>1540032
>>1539853
>>1539831
>>1539689
>>1539571
>>1539567

Everything he said in these webms was true and he was being serious. It's stupid to laugh at them

When he asked joe "what do you think about the nature of consciousness on this planet" and started going off on a 12th dimensional psuedo-string theory tangent he was being speculative because he's on the Joe Rogan experience and Joe Rogan is the KING of vague and speculative stoner bantz and he was trying to interest Joe Rogan

Also yesterday he posted a video to his youtube channel stating that he was a little bit high and buzzed. Not that anything he said was stupid

>>1539689
What most people won't get when they hear his shit is that most of the terminology he uses and metaphors are intended to make concepts easier to discuss.

For example, he calls people "vampires" when they are part of a class of individuals involved in satanic blood rituals - not that they are literally blood sustained vampires like Dracula. Or his reference to a crystal ball to see the future, or everyone "plugging in" and giving up their autonomy - these already exist through heuristic prediction algorithms and suggestive controls through consumerism, media, education, etc.

If you don't know what he is going on about it sounds like he is making shit up and crazy as fuck, but his whole thing really does just come down to reporting on current events and pointing out connections between events. A lot of what he talks about really comes down to obscure religious beliefs held by some parts of society.

I've only listened to a few casts in full and it's actually quite incredible how much he factually knows about both current affairs and history.

>>1565318

I like how within the first 15 minutes of that podcast he all but proves that at absolute LEAST Podesta was involved in a pedophile ring

When Podesta's emails got hacked they blamed it on the russians to distract from the true nature of those emails. That's what Putin said.

>>1564554
good goy

>>1564907
they have a pretty big budget now. these roaches are crawling all over the place

>>1565323
yesssss

>>1548997
>>1558286
>mfw an old army vet i used to work with told me the whole NSA reveal was probably a false flag operation
>the concept that the information leaked was to cover up something even bigger is quite worrying

>>1565323
How does this shit not pump you the fuck up and make you want to get /fit/ and fight for something good and right

>>1565748
real human bean

>>1565657
>Old army vet
Yeah I'm sure the top brass bothered to tell the canon fodder everything, especially their secret conspiracies.

>>1555860
Nope Dr. Group is a frequent on the show and he work with alex
>>1556239
Is correct
t. an alex expert

>>1539571
Oh Alex Jones... The dude has either got to be a damn good actor, or he's actually batshit insane.
Either way, it's fun to look at it.

>>1566400

because he is dead serious

>>1548997
This guy is right. The biggest problem today is that we have too much data. There's a new computer science field emerging on how to deal with so much data that it's physically impossible to analyze it all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_data

Until we develop supercomputing, or miraculously break P=NP, this is always going to be a problem. That's one of the reasons I think memes are so powerful is because they are able to move and exist and manipulate big data. It's all about the trends.

>>1566400
t. false dilemma

>>1566443
>P=NP
hur durr I watched that law and order episode

>>1566400
He's acting on his show to get attention but from the Joe Rogan episode he was on I think he's dead serious in his beliefs.

>>1539831
Alex Jones uncovers Picklegate

>>1539689
He's explaining a massive conspiracy into separate ulterior motives, all as one (which is proving by each passing decade to be true) constructed through various classified information. The domination of certain positions, managed and made possible with the collaborative effort by the handful of Secret Societies whom predominate the vast majority in oversight and collective rule, which impose society. Social manipulation, Social engineering, this conduct necessary to distract and manipulate the common people - cattle for the New World Order.

The Silent War, Project STARGATE, along with the Bilderberg Group and the Rockefeller Foundation (1954) utilizing Economic inclination, funded a study at Harvard in the 50's.

(Studies in the structure of the American Economy -- copyright 1953 by Wassily Leontief, International Sciences Press Inc., White Plains, New York.)


Basically they've composed a simulated scenario, utilizing computer technology, to race ahead of civilization and predict and pinpoint economic and demographic capitation, in their eyes this would mean enslavement and genocide, to realize absolute control of the Planet's population and resources.

Always remember these people worship Satan as their one and only God. Satan is Wisdom, Satan is power, A symbol as the harbinger for which all Secret Societies throughout history have hungered for, total control.

Does anyone have the clip of him in Waking Life?

>>1539689
It's like I'm watching Eva again.

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>>1567314

>>1567212
>pinpoint economic and demographic capitation
demographic *capitulation

>>1540032
>"What's happening?"

>breathes in deep before a long winded explanation

I know that feel.

>>1553131
seriously underrated post

>>1567325
Holy shit I think he's nuts most of the time but he sounds really pertinent and sane here.

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For my favorite nerd

>>1567325
I've never seen this one before. Source?

>>1539689
Redpill overdoses are not funny.
He could have gotten seriously hurt.

Friendly reminder that it's just business

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qwLWq5roN_k

>>1567647
you're retarded
>>1567314

>>1567212
If he really was uncovering some massive conspiracy that the elites are behind, I think he would have been assassinated by now.

Why would they allow him to tell everyone?

>>1568182
Because the fruition containing their utmost desires are but within the grasp of their hands.

At some point you have to step back, look around at the monstrously perplex and unnerving situation that's been slowly manifesting over the span of the last century, a Civil War can only be called a 'godsend', for all of humanity.

If these people manage eminent control over our lives, and the future as it is, you can expect everything written on the Georgia Guidestones to become reality.

>>1565323
>tfw globalists

>>1568182
Because it's far easier and more effective to just deny it and make people seem like crazy nutjobs, you're simultaneously handling the opposition and discrediting their ideas in a subtle, invisible ways

>>1568182
this is a good point, and I'm sure they've done it to some (andrew breitbart) but i think an equally fair point is that killing him would only help substantiate his claims. Also, one could argue that keeping him around only helps discredit conspiracy theorists, since he acts like a maniac.

>>1553131

Oh man, this gave me a seriously sensible chuckle.

>>1539689
Metal Gear Solid: The Sons of the Pedophiles

>>1567474
Waking Life was made in 2005. He sounds sane now because literally everything he said came true/became widely accepted.

>>1539797
You got it all wrong dude, it's pyschic-vampires.

someone make webms of these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGgN-uk5o9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDMXPMJkeic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8WhT9BwpRs
>1:04
>MATHEMATICS, QUANTUM MECHANICS THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!!

>>1568182
Alex is on that line between 'right' and 'crazy' so they leave him alone. At this point if he croaked it would validate his claims too much.

Also ((they)) are really close to their goal and I think just dont give a fuck at this point.
You WILL see the world change dramatically over the next 2-3 years. Multiple generations of planning and maneuvering has led to this moment.

Get ready for some serious shit.

>>1539689
>He watched the enemy
>anemy
>anime
>Evangelion
He's straight up talking about the human instrumentality project

>>1548911
Well at least you and stormfags who call him a Jewish puppet have something in common.

Alex jones is a national treasure and anyone who disagrees is probably a fucking globalist.

>>1565605
he's right though, most strangers you meet aren't going to want to get into some deep conversation. the mundane conversations about sports/cinema are a big part of human interaction

>>1570099
If you're a peasant I guess thats true.

>>1552860
I came here specifically for this one.

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>>1570081
this

>>1570099
too bad it's fucking boring
I prefer actually playing the sport

>>1570219
Same, almost forgot to watch it today

>>1541686
fully lost for all of 2017.

>>1554273
Wow, I don't even remember that scene...

>>1554369
Shit, I actually want to see the full video of this

What is the recipe for a Flask of Animation. I just heard Bone spirit shield but i don't know the other part.

>>1565311
can you slobber his balls a little louder please?

>alex jones posting in his own thread

>>1541684
JUST TALK LIKE YA TALK, says the guy with the same exact right wing radio voice as everyone else. Definitely, a phoney.

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>>1553253
Here you go.

>>1568820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDMXPMJkeic

See
>>1558248

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>>1568820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGgN-uk5o9w

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>>1568820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8WhT9BwpRs

>>1565323
FUUUUCK YESSSSS

>>1548859
Remember when we all laughed at Alex Jones for being a crazy conspiracy theorist? We laughed when he said elites in Washington are pedophiles and abduct children?

I'm not laughing anymore.

>>1539689
Lol, fucking Joe.

>Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>1548859
If you break down what he's saying piece by piece there is actual a lot of fact in there, it's just that he's blowing past it all so fucking fast that it doesn't seem like it and he's peppering in a lot of crazy bullshit in there with it.

>>1539689
Maximum Power level slippage.

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>>1541686

>>1539689

I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE NEUROPOZYNE THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN' AUGS GAY

>>1540511
someone should attribute this to Neil De Grasse Tyson and post it on Reddit.

>>1553881
A lot of philosophers, powerful people, and political scientists get into wacky shit. Durgin is a confirmed Satanist, Reagan's wife was batshit crazy about magic, etc. Hell, that one dude with the pedo airplane that lives on a private island has a fucking weird temple on his property with tons of left hand magic symbology on it.

>>1575379
this was absolutely amazing up until the UFC part

>>1575379

Alex "The Documents" Jones

>>1565311
are you implying these kinds of things aren't great for alex and infowars? this shit is making his notoriety sky rocket. just enjoy the based water filter salesman memes

>>1575537

His goal is to spread his message

He's been under appreciated for years. Most people don't know that he literally predicted 9/11. It's all a big forum slide.

>>1539689
>mfw my co-worker told me that energy-star products spy on you.
they can decode what you are watching/eating because they send signals through the powerline.
he referenced EthernetOverPowerline

>>1539563
I'm not from the US. Who the fuck is this guy?

>>1575562
the inventor of the red pill

>>1564977
You don't watch anime? You should start. I didn't think I'd get involved with anime four years ago, but this place changes you.

>>1539831
every time i watch this it gets funnier and funnier

>>1558286
>Nobody would bother classifying that they have a supercomputer.
this is wrong.
the US government does work on classified supercomputers.
they basically have a copy of their public supercomputer with maybe a few secretive bleeding edge hardware.
i'm just bored enough to actually google it now

>>1575637
https://nnsa.energy.gov/mediaroom/pressreleases/cielo3811
Last month, President Obama submitted to Congress his budget request for fiscal year 2012. It includes $7.6 billion for NNSA weapons activities, up 8.9 percent from 2011, including a 3.1 percent for Science, Technology and Engineering programs. The funds requested for the Department of Energy (DOE) would support NNSA’s current supercomputing platforms and make a vital investment in the future of these capabilities by providing more than $126 million to develop the first exascale computing platform.

For FY 2012, the budget seeks $90.94 million through the DOE Office and Science and $36 million from NNSA to fund the Department’s exascale initiative. An exascale supercomputer would represent a thousand-fold increase over the petascale supercomputers.

https://nsa.gov1.info/utah-data-center/
In 2004, the NSA launched a plan to use the Multiprogram Research Facility in Oak Ridge, Tennessee to build a classified supercomputer designed specifically for cryptanalysis targeting the AES algorithm. Our classified NSA Oak Ridge facility made a stunning breakthrough that is leading us on a path towards building the first exaflop machine (1 quintillion instructions per second) by 2018. Since the capability to break the AES-256 encryption key within an actionable time period may still be decades away, our Utah facility is sized to store all encrypted (and thereby suspicious) data for safekeeping.

>>1539831
The sad thing is that the pickle jar that she "opens" is already loose. Bizarre but true.

>>1575646
>Multiprogram Research Facility in Oak Ridge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiprogram_Research_Facility
The project is sited at the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee and is split into two tracks, one top secret and one unclassified, housed in separate facilities. The secret facility, used by the NSA, is located within Building 5300 at the laboratory and is known as the Multiprogram Research Facility.
While the unclassified portion of the HPCS project succeeded in designing the 1.3 petaflop Cray XT5 supercomputer in 2007, the MRF succeeded in developing an even faster machine, designed specifically for cryptanalysis and targeted against one or more specific algorithms, such as the Advanced Encryption Standard (AES). A former NSA official called the MRF's breakthrough "enormous", giving the agency the ability to break current public encryption standards

this is all old information that i remember reading about in Wired back in 2012....a year before Snowden.
https://www.wired.com/2012/03/ff_nsadatacenter/all/

>>1575670
she's 70.
its for comedic effect.

>>1575562
A humble and patriotic water filter salesman

>>1575562
A crazy consipracy theorist who some people look up to for some reason. He also sells "alternative medicine" (read: medicine that doesnt work) on his website.

>>1552385
the pedo vampire is a figure of speech fucknuts, if you had iq above a single digit u would get that. They're vampires in the essence that they feed of other beings, he could just have easy called them parasites

>>1576320
He has litterally said that they are stealing the energy of their sex slave children before.
Unless they are somehow stealing money from the kids when they rape them i doubt he means vampire in that sense.

>>1576465
They BELIEVE they are stealing their energy, how fucking hard is that to understand? Theyre lunatics in a cult.

>>1564977
Oh dude, give it a go. You just have to find the show that you jive with the most.

>>1539810
>millions of people think he's talking literally when he says psychic vampires
>millions of people don't understand what he's saying is true and they just dismiss is at crazy rambling (see: Galileo imprisoned for suggesting the sun rotated around the earth in 1633)

>>1576535
Actually, it is pretty hard to understand how all of the powerful people in the entire world are part of a giant super-cult and not one of them has ever spoken out about it.

Oh no let me guess, they have spoken out about it but they are hiding the truth. It's all a conspiracy, the globalists are out to get you!
Jesus christ can't you just vote for an anti-establishment presidential candidate and let that be that, do you really have to accuse the bilderbergs of being satanists?

>>1548997
once you decide to quit being so naïve you can come back to this board

Alex Jones is my waifu.

>>1576582
go back to sleep faggot

>>1576582
>accuse the bilderbergs of being satanists
theyre literally caught on tape doing occult rituals you raving autist. the based water filters merchant exposed it himself

>tfw alex jones was proven right yet again today. the cia spies on you through tvs and cars...
he reported this in 2012...

but i guess it doesn't matter, because redditor faggots like this guy>>1576285
thinks funding broadcast by selling nutraceutical supplements (among many other things) instead of getting corporate funding like most media is somehow discrediting.

>>1575678
so there just proving Drumpfs point that shes week?? wtf xD

>>1576582

>not one of them has ever spoken out about it.


oh my sweet summerchild

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>>1539563

>>1541429
Don't tell me you don't know about Max Planck's 12 dimensions

>>1555787
That's how Scientology started

>>1579098
I'm fairly certain there are 10, and the 10th is a single point containing all time and space in every possible universe.

>>1578692
>actually buying in the guy's horseshit

And you call others redditors..........

>>1539572
I kekd so damn hard to this one

>>1579716
>being this much of a good goy

>>1580095
>being this much of a memester

Good on ya, kiddo. Really earning them internets.

>>1552385

Eh, not really. I mean, unless you just take him on his word. Like, when he was talking about the nasa contact who confirmed that their was a mission parallel to the moon landing, etc etc... I went back and watched some old info wars where he's talking to that very contact about that very subject, and despite Alex trying desperately to cling to the idea that there was some conspiracy, this old NASA guy keeps shutting him down and saying there was nothing like that. Yet that somehow doesn't stop Alex from saying that this guy confirmed his theories.

Not to mention that he also says on Joe Rogan's podcast that his nasa contact's "heart exploded" right before he got to reveal some great secret to him. He seems to be implying that he MAY have been somehow assassinated. But if you go back and watch the show where Alex finds out the guy died, he talks about how he's been in declining health for years and had 40 stents in his heart and suffered multiple heart attacks in the years leading up to his death. He was a sick, old man.

There are kernals of truth to some things that Alex Jones says, but a lot of it is buried under a ton of exaggeration and nonsense.

Still, I like the guy and find him entertaining. Just don't take him seriously as some kind of investigative journalist.

>>1579478
Fuckin died

>>1580157
Jones is a raving madman, but he called the fuck out of Vault 7.

It's weird, if he didn't rave as much he'd be taken more seriously, but he would be nowhere near as popular if he didn't.

>>1580539
I think the crazy is an act he uses to get attention, also he know the truth is not as powerful as the stories he makes up. Telling some truths and som lies to get he best results.

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>>1565323
Alex Jones confirmed for best paladin

>>1557864
>he is very sane, just completely fucking stupid.

I actually think you got it backwards.

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Still one of my favs

>>1580157
>reddit: the post
god you're a faggot. you're probably a butthurt young turds fan

>>1579716
I don't buy any of his stuff, I was pointing out that he funds his broadcast that way which is, in mnay ways, better than big corporate sponsors. but clearly such high levels of discourse are beyond your intellectual capacity

>>1565323
THIS IS THE JONES THAT WILL PIERCE THE GLOBALISTS

>>1565323
Sauce on the song?

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>>1539689
fuck bro.

Gaelic Bones rhymes with alec jones.

>>1579083
what the fuck

>>1565323
I wanna cry, bros

is there still hope for life?

>>1584078
sorairo days

now go watch gurren lagann