Movie / TV #3

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>>1522891

>>1523126
Ima need a sauce on that.

>>1523126
>>1523133

The Nut Job 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2alTj9PCzkA

>>1522895
Which one of us has the P.H.D.
great

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>>1523278
>>1523275
Fuck these are awesome, might have to watch this one

>>1523876

>low hanging fruit: the show

Love WW, but damn if it didn't swat around easy targets

>>1523884

>hurr destroying farmer's livelihoods is ok because MUH CHILLUNS

holy fucking shit this was a dumb show

>>1523982
>Hurrr ignoring children, because my dairy farms

>>1523982
It's amazing how Americans always boast about their extreme individualism, until it starts biting them in the ass

>>1523966
Not American and it was still fun to watch.

>>1524375
Man,all it took was closing few doors... and they just stared and then run. I know Romero hates military, but fucking come on!

>>1524405
This is precisely why I prefer the remake of Dawn over original - aside of people doing mistakes, the zeds are actually fucking dangerous

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>>1524410
Speaking of which

>>1524405
If I remember correctly the zombies also came in through the other exit anyway (where they were capturing them for experiments) so it wouldn't have mattered all that much, but I see your point. The military in his films were a joke.

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>>1524422
You mean the corral? Nah man, that was secured, and there was less than 10 zeds inside, plus the "good" guys were there, busy killing their way through that.
Meanwhile those idiots literally didn't close the doors. Which is so fucking stupid it instantly throws you away.

Seriously, Dawn is the only Romero film that holds out both in terms of plot and technology (Night aged like milk), everything else is pure shit. And the less is told about the latest one, the better

>>1522891
what show is this from
looks pretty funny

>>1524430
It's from a film - Role Models. It's actually pretty funny as a whole.

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>>1524427

>>1524435
>This shit again
>This sappy music
That film was a mistake. And due to that mistake, we had to deal with another two shit-tier movies.
I want the original ending from T2, goddamn it!

>>1524438
T3 was shit but it didn't deserve the hate for the ending, T2 was the one that decided to go "actually mate, the future might not be written after all" and went against the first film, if anything T3 just went back to the original premise.

Let's be honest, T1 was a film that didn't need ANY sequels.

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>>1524449
THANKS MATE!
Was looking for this one. Fucking love that movie. Got the gas station one or should I post it?

>>1524453
Please post it!

>>1524446
>Original premise
Son, T2 ended up with no war, John being a senator and Sarah being a grandma. That's literally how this franchise ended - with a single sequel.

>>1524455

That didn't happen though because they realised it was a cash cow

>>1524449
My man Nick Beam

>>1524446
>Doesn't deserve the hate for the ending
>Ending is the very reason why it's shit
Kys

>>1524464

The ending is exactly what the first film implied, T3 did nothing wrong in that dept.

>>1524459
Yeah, that totally explain why there was a 12 years gap in that "cash cow" and why it was made by completely new director and with script written by some anonymous hack. I mean Cameron is no ace, but even compared with him, T3 script was god-awful piece of shit.
Teoretically the series should have ended there, but then they've sold rights for fucking Salvation. And when pretty much burried the franchise for good, they STILL did a fucking reboot/sequel/god knows what, just to give that GoT chick a role to play and explain to everyone why she's not in the movies.

>>1524470

stop bullying me

>>1524467
Only that T2 made sure it shouldn't happen. Instead we've got an entire franchise of bullshit movies on tier with Planet of the Apes (the original one) when it comes to sucking harder and harded with each following movie

>>1523989

>implying it would have made milk cheaper

He could have gone after the big retailers for their obscene marking up of produce but instead he screws over farmers? It makes no fucking sense, that wouldn't make big retailers suddenly slash the prices of milk, the shelf price of milk for the shopper isn't a seasonally fluctuating one, the compact (which was real and actually passed) simply attempted to regulate the wholesale price of milk so that it if it fell below 16.94/cwt farmers could be eligible for federal payments to prevent milk producers going broke in that emergency situation

>>1524474
Stop being stupid then. People hate that movie for fuckload of reasons and all of them are valid.

>>1524477
>I know shit about distribution of farm products, especially dairy ones: The Post
In every civilised country on this planet the easiest way to affect prices of milk and products made of it is to hit, support or ignore people at the bottom, the dairy farmers.

Seriously, why Americans are so fucking retarded when it comes to economy.

>>1524449
This was the first film in which I saw Robbins.
And few weeks later I saw Shawshank Redemption. I was unable to stop laughing half the time.

>>1523989

>implying milk is some crushingly expensive commodity that is so outlandishly overpriced for the poor that the government needs to lower the price through voting down legislation

what did a gallon of milk cost in 2000, about $2.00?

>farmer lost 10 cents on the gallon
>St President's heroism would have maybe shaved off a cent of the shelf price

>>1524494
>what did a gallon of milk cost in 2000, about $2.00?
>Implying that's not twice the value milk had back then around EU
>Implying the disparity still doesn't continue
>Implying you can get cheese in States at all
But I get it, you are triggered, because lo and behold, WW was about Democrats. What a fucking tragedy!

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>>1524405
>Romero
Best zombie movie coming through!

>>1524500
Piss off mate, they're not zombies

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>>1524503
I never said infected were zombies. I said it's the best zombie movie.

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>>1524513
I always wonder why they're complaining about canned food. Brits eat everything canned, including fucking po-tay-toes.

>>1523882
>
is that dule hill?

>>1524525
>canned potatoes
Brit here, I had no idea this was even a thing. Don't think I've ever seen them in my life.

>>1524525
Still better than eating Taco Bell for breakfast, Mcdonalds for lunch and then KFC for dinner every like like the yanks do

>>1524575
Trust me, you are better without not knowing how they look and definitely not knowing how they taste.
It's almost as bad as GDR military issue canned bread, which you had to put into boiling water for 40 minutes before trying to eat.

>>1524584
I'm a Pole, so it literally beats me. And eating canned shit on regular basis is just as bad as eating fast food on regular basis

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Out of context it's nowhere near as chilling as in the actual movie, but still

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>>1524623
Nice loop

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>>1524623
And the most iconic one for the end

>>1523133
What is it about that 3 second scene that would implore you to ask someone to tell you what movie it was from?

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>>1524650
Fuck, I put them in the wrong order

>>1524060
I didn't know Benedict Cumberbatch was a woman.

>>1524932
Please don't insult Anne Parillaud. Especially since she looks much better without late 80s haircut.
Would also post different scene, which is funny, but also definitely NSFW

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Plunkett and Macleane. One of the rare cases when post-modern bullshit works

>>1525523

loved that kino

>>1524552
>Sequels never
>Entire stack of books not adapted
Why even live?

>>1526289
>>1526291
Reposting this is getting really boring

>>1526295
And this one too

>>1526308
>>1526310
t. retard

>>1526312
If you are going to post something, at least post something that wasn't already in previous 10 movie threads.
Sometimes it feels like I'm the only person not doing reposts in those.

>>1526335
t. retard

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>>1524939
Speaking of Parillaud, got a nice batch

>>1526289
>Every thread
>Until you start liking it
Get it over, pal, that movie was shit

>>1526418
t. retard

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>>1526419
I get it, it appeals to your own autism, but it doesn't make the movie any less shit

>>1523275
>>1523278
Damn, that's actually a bit scary.

>>1523126
Awesome!

>>1524060
Innocent Blood, isn't it? Huh, I should rewatch that.

>>1526438
Do you have any when Jean Reno shows up?

>>1526842
You've replied to post having his very introduction. And since 90% of his screen time is NSFW, I guess that would be it.

>>1526790
It is. Best film by Landis if you ask me. Unless of course "Deer Woman" counts as film, then it wins.

>>1527333
Got the cinema one?

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>>1527363
Sorry for crappy quality, it comes from the source, not my compression

>>1522891
Is that Justin bieber?

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Fresh off the encoder.

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Had to denoise this one to fit it under 4MB. If anyone can do better at same or better resolution without denoising it - well, you're a fucking witch and I'd much appreciate it.

>>1528146
If that was supposed to be a badass military boast, then those people should fucking learn to scream. Jesus, what a cringe. A fucking highschool volleyball team has more spirit

>>1524486
where is that from ?

>>1528327
Darkman

>>1528395
>>1528397
Was this supposed to be funny or something? Some kind of failed spoof maybe?

>>1528401
It's a parody of Making A Murderer

>>1523291
>he didn't see it in theaters
im not trying to be a snob or anything, but you literally missed out on one of the most incredible cinematic experiences of your life

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>>1523275
>>1523278
MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER

>>1528509
>Snob
>Talking about Godzilla movie
>Calling it "one of the most incredible cinematic experiences"
No son, you are not a snob. You are a retard

>>1526289

>The "he is autistic so he must be good at everything he does" Account

>>1528934
More like "his dad was in special forces, so it means he taught him how to fight as a way to deal with autism".
Still shit movie thou

>>1524611
this would be enough for the movie, without the aliens

>>1528973
My thought exactly. The film was much more tense and scary when they were simply crawlking though the cave, rather than fending off monsters. Said that, it was still good enough to not kill the mood completely.

And original ending was much, much better, rather than the shit used for US release, which resulted in absolutely pointless sequel.

>>1528973
>this would be enough for the movie, without the aliens
>aliens
The creatures weren't aliens, but people that had chosen to live underground for generations and had mutated to adapt.

>>1529008
>People who chosen
Those weren't people either. That was completely different fucking species, you fucking moron. I get it, education in States sucks, you still consider Lamarckism valid, but come on!

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>>1529068
Oh, the memories... Guess it means RoboCop dump then

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>>1529130

op is like an early 2000's american stereotype with that sense of humour and taste in movies

>>1529168
I'm a Pole and I saw that movie 3 months ago when I was doing entire month of graveyard shifts. And while the jokes are lame, no question about that. it's the swiftness of comebeck that made me chuckle.

Kindly, fuck off

>>1529204
i was wondering if you were underage and hadn't seen that shit the first time around or if you were just a dad who hadn't kept up with popular culture in ten years and just rewatched shit from his childhood

instead, europe

>>1529208
Here is a deal:
Post webms or shut the fuck up. 42 of webms in this thread are my doing. Want to discuss them too? Or maybe you want to contribute something aside passive-aggressive shitposting? If you just want to complain about shit you don't like, I suggest visiting /pol/ or reddit.

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>>1529219
If anyone is wondering what the context of the movie, its quite simple.

It's set during the American Revolution. The fort in question was an independent community that didn't recognise either the British or the Americans rule. However they were very friendly to the Americans.

The British utilised Natives in their fight (if it isn't plain to see already).

If you ever get the chance watch John Ford movies, they fantastic films.

>>1526423
Shame Éric Serra no longer makes soundtracks. He is basically European Graeme Revell.

>>1529228
Drums Along the Mohawk is anything, but fantastic. Said that, Ford movies are usually good and when put in the context when they were made - absolutely gold tier.

>>1529212
your upset is low hanging fruit

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John Ford didn't just praise the Yanks, he gave a fair share to the Confederate South. Outside of the Civil War.

John Ford knows how to make a character sympathetic, and his characters aren't paragons of good either. They'll cheat if they have to, but to save the life of the innocent.

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Plenty of comedy to be had too. Maybe a bit corny, but still fun.

>>1529246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkC92AOcajI

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John Ford won numerous awards for How Green Was My Valley. A movie set in Ireland about Coal mining and the community surrounding it.

Excellent movie.

>>1529256
Not sure what's worse. Butthurt OP or you starting each even sentence with "John Ford".

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>>1529256
If there is one thing that John Ford is a master at (outside of cinematography) its playing with your emotions. Excellent film-making.

>>1529258
Whats wrong with giving praise to a genius. A film maker whom we are not likely to ever see again. See a master at his craft is awe-inspiring, regardless of that craft.

>>1529259
There is a difference between giving praise and being obnoxious fanboy.

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>>1529324
obnoxious how?

>>1529208
>dad
>rewatched shit from his childhood
>Movie from 2008
Is teen parenthood still such a big issue in States?

>>1528509
how could you see it in theaters? it didn't get a release outside of japan did it?

>>1529381
>Smoking
>Slow-motion animation
Holy shit...

>>1529365
i was going to say adolescence but i figured childhood gave room for both role models and the west wing

>>1529365
We have a majority of states run by Repubs that don't believe in abortion, but don't want to provide contraceptives or proper sex-ed in schools.

It's abstinence or bust for those fucking retards, so yes, it's still a problem.

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>>1529405
If you haven't, definitely watch Anomolisa. Great movie.

>>1529408
Only that I never saw West Wing in my life, because last thing I would like to see and any channel up here to broadcast is a series about American fictional politics. So I'm not sure what are you trying to imply here.

>>1529412
American education system: Not Even Once

>>1529452
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>>1529461
Damn! I was literally trimming bits from Quigley and here you are.

Got more or can I continue with different scenes?

>>1529465
Was going to stop there, you go ahead and do the other scenes.

>>1523880
Sounds like cancerous liberal propaganda.

>>1524509
What movie?

>>1529475
Sounds like you should go back to /pol/ or whatever other dark place you crawled from
>Inb4 libtards
I'm not even American. And I don't give a fuck.

>>1529483
28 days later. Go watch it, if you never saw it. Best zombie movie EVER made, which is especially standing out, since there are no zombies in it. I can quote entire film verbatim after watching in almost non stop for 3 months (granted, I was taking care for my grandfather in his farm and that was one of the few films I had, but I still was rewatching it by choice)

>>1528146
cringe

>>1528397
what movie?

>>1529502
series, not a movie

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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>>1529466
I will start and maybe continue later, since for whatever reason each clip is processing painfully slow.

>>1529455
>>1529461
Ok, first, a "fix". Not much better quality, but at least one piece and no black borders

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>>1529537
Nicely done.

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>>1529442
The best moment is when the writer makes a change in the plot and suddenly John's assistant disappeared from the existence, without anyone even knowing he was there in the first place.
ItMoM has almost The Thing level of rewatch bonus.

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>>1529550
Turns out I had a rendering macro set in the background. Here, the rest of the dump

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>>1529605
I remember how entire cinema almost choked when this happend.

That would be all

>>1529597
I love the whole reloading bit, being a very versatile and resourceful character.

>>1529600
The scene that dubbed that kind of shot 'the Quigley'

>>1529605
>>1529606
That whole scene was awesome

>>1529381
>Anomalisa_2015
>>1529385
Holyshit. ive never seen this before

>>1529615
I always liked how all the shots Quigley takes with his rifle aren't some improbable bullshit, but he always takes a good, well-supported aim, often takes proper prone position, makes account for wind and so on.

>>1529626
I finished watching it few minutes ago. Good stuff

>>1529626
Don't read up on it, just watch it.

Go in fucking blind. Trust me, you'll thank me for it.

>>1529706
I always wonder... shouldn't the helicopter first turn off due to EMP? I get it, it was ground level detonation, but it was within the blast zone of the explosion, meaning the EMP should easily reach it too.

>>1529747
Makes sense. While the EMP isn't all that important (what with the destruction that occurs) it certainly is the sequence of events that takes place.

>>1529544
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>>1529606
Moral of the story - never make a sharpshooter your enemy.
Appendix moral - never assume a sniper can't use a handgun.

>>1525603
someone please give me sauce i cant find any

>>1530039
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_(2003_film)

Pretty good film, even if it's nowhere near as good as the source book. Still, go see it.

>>1528146
>combat unit looks over 50% stronk womyn

fuckin lel what shit

>>1524611
What movie is this?

>>1529333
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>>1529342
i have seen this like 5 times but i never knew the title just watched it on amc when they used to show old movies

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who /musicals/ here?

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>>1530737
File size limit is 4 MB. Make fucking use of it, this is not 9gag

>>1530333
The Descent. By far one of the best horror out there and definitely the best of its own decade. Just make sure you watch the English release, not American one, as it adds one, but VERY important scene, putting half of the film on its head. American version sucks balls precisely because lacking that scene.
And the less you know about the film before watching it, the better.

>>1529404
There was a very, very, limited viewing in america in a select few cities.

>>1525557
Fucking THIS

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>>1531425
Israel is a conspicuous absence here :^)

>>1524435
>nuclear weapons impacting the ground and then detonating

I can't suspend my disbelief enough to buy that.

>>1531428

I see the Israeli flag at 1:18 on the first one

>>1531425
>impling this woldent result in massive groundwars
Nuclear hegemony is a good thing

>>1531428
Watch it again.

>>1524446
You must be fucking trolling. T3 not deserving hate? That movie is what we refer to as a money grab. Some fucking franchise holder not giving a fuck and grabbing the franchise teat and ringing that fucker for every last unholy drop. Stories need an end. That story not only got an end, but it was probably the best sequel ever made.

Now look at what we have - several more of these fucking piles of shit. Next you'll tell me the matrix needs a sequel. As if anyone would be stupid enough to green light that.

>>1524656
fuck, I watched them in the wrong order

>>1530927
Ignore this man, post more CHH.

>>1531413
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>>1531425
This movie was such a pile of shit.

>>1531413
>>1531415
>>1531425
I was interested until I looked it up and saw that it was G.I. Joe...

>>1531425
And who will clear up all the nuclear waste you just made by blowing up the ICBMs in the stratosphere?
Also this one implies that every country has it's ENTIRE nuclear arsenal ready to launch simultaneously and has no stockpiles.
ALSO implies everybody magically forgot how to make more.

I didn't watch the movie but it's really stupid.

>>1532280
Not the original poster and I find it just as retarded, but you need to remember it's from G.I. Joe. Literal toyline turned into a feature film.

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>>1531275
But... why did he spin it? It had no fucking point at all. Physics don't work that way. Should he invert the flight, they would do a fucking corkscrew

>>1531600
This.
This thousands of times.
We could have one of the better sci-fi films ever made with the best sequel ever made (aside maybe Lethal Weapon 2)...
... and we ended up with pile upon pile of turd,done by random nobodies

>>1532578
GI2 is stupid as fuck but it's a decent action movie with some fun ideas and lines here and there.
That scene might be incredibly retarded (and so is the London scene and every 2nd action scene in general) but it's all pretty funny, you gotta admit.

>>1532606
Also I have no idea how anything even resembling a fun movie could ever emerge from the travesty that is GI Joe 1.

>>1532606
No, I'm not obligated to admit anything, and especially a false information. That movie was a fucking abomination. And since G.I. Joe is completely alien to me culturally, I also have zero nostalgia toward it.

>>1532611
Well I think you're wrong.

>>1532614
That's your problem. Want to see fun movie? Go watch Nice Guys. That's what fun. Want to watch dumb action movie that is self-aware and fun? Go watch Bullet to the head.
But don't pretend that bag of vomit had any value even as a fucking popcorn flick. Watched it purely because everyone was already drunk, it was 4 AM and we had nothing else to watch.
Still fucking regret it.

>>1523275
>>1523278
SHOOP DA WHOOP

>>1523880
>>1529475
To be fair, the more gays and ethnics you have serving the more come out as right wing, and more conservative views, converting them from their wishy washy leftist socialism. I approve.

>>1523884
Sounds like a faggy Democrat. Thinks fucking over farmers is the best way to counter pricing, but instead of actually talking about what he really did he goes on about "MUH CHILDREN". Pretending it answers anything. He says he put the hammer to farms, I expected him to follow up with sickled the bushwa capitalist pig dogs.

>>1532632
>>1532640
>How to know it's daytime in States
Also, we've been over this already, you are trying to start a shitstorm over something already covered.

>>1532632
>If you serve, you must be right wing or end up right wing
Or you are just looking for cushy job with federal paycheck.
But how could you know, if you know military from movies.

>>1531600

>Money grab

I hate that phase, somehow implies that there are big blockbuster movies out there that weren't intended to be money grabs. Movies are designed to make as much money as possible, you think they they go through focus group testing because they care about the story?

>>1530083
thank you. You are my savior

>>1532751
>Movies are designed to make as much money as possible
Not true. Movies can be made for different reasons, making money is just one of them, but not the only one.
Also, T3 is anything, but blockbuster. Unless we redefine blockbuster into a buzzword meaning any film made with intention of making money, absolutely ignoring any other aspect of blockbuster.

Also, money grab is a thing. That's why it's used. Because it adress specific types of movies, made for specific reason and that reason only.

>>1532751
>Being this tier retarded when it comes to cinema
But then I've looked at the clock and realised it must be somewhere after noon in States.

>>1532640
>West Wing
>Amazed it's about Democrats
How old are you, exactly? 15?

>>1532751
It doesn't matter if you like or not that phase, because it exists for a reason. And even if something is made for money, it does make a difference how cynical you are about it as a maker.

>>1532814

>T3 is anything, but blockbuster.

lol T3 was a major blockbuster when it was released, it had one of the biggest budgets of any movie at that point with all the hype that surrounds a typical summer blockbuster. You can hate it if you like, but don't pretend it wasn't.

Pleb here.

Has anyone got a webm of Scarif getting Death Star-d from Rogue One?

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>>1532884

Hopefully not long before the proper version is released

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>>1532904
Thanks pham

>>1532865
>I don't understand what blockbuster is
Thanks for making me sure about it. Pro-tip: don't use words you don't understand

>>1532926
oh honey, looks like I'm not going to be able to get through to you. Maybe look into some basic English courses?

>>1529705
I loved the book, but never seen the movie. Heard that the author wasn't happy with it

>>1524653
Seriously.

This thread is dog shit.

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A clip from my favorite movie.

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Cant forget this.

>>1524604
Where this from?

>>1531275
The music, while too loud, makes this scene actually better. Even if it's fucking Zimmertrash

>>1528948
Just like Jason Blaha

>>1532751
Original poster here - Ok, fair enough. Movies are designed to make money.

I want you to find something you hold dear, I want you to watch someone think they can ring more money from that. I want you to watch them make a mockery of that and everything it was - and call it cannon. And I want you to watch them walk right past 50 great ideas you would have loved to make that pile of shit. I am not saying this has not happened to you. I am saying this shit happening is a fucking crime against progress and we are now getting artistically stagnant because of it.

Or did you think we actually needed a 4th Indianan Jones movie?

Call this what you will, opinion or a malformed understanding of the system. It does not really matter. I despise Hollywood, but artistically the worst has yet to come and it wont be from them.

>>1533028

Fun fact: Slim Pickens was not told this movie was a satire prior to filming his scenes.

>>1532582
I think the gist was that the avionics jammed in some manner and put them into a descending angle, the pilot did not know why, but he could not pull up so he rolled the plane in an attempt to level it. That would not have worked unless the avionics unjammed during the roll. And I can't remember if that is what happens. Movies never get physics right, so probably not.

Oddly that crash was only the catalyst for the actual story in that movie. The pilot on the left had coke in his system during the flight and they found out and tried to pin it on him. I lost interest half way through and didn't care.

>>1533252
whats wrong with zimmer music?

>>1532280
Trust me, this was (and don't laugh because sadly I'm not joking) one of the more sensible things in the movie. It was that fucking bad.

Still not as bad as a transformers movie however. Leave it to Michael Bay to try and draw attention to the legality of under age sex and justify it.

>>1532243
Good call. It also had the Rock. He was in tooth fairy, dude. Tooth fairy.

Well it could have been worse. At least he hasn't gone as low as Hulk Hogan.

>>1532751
Ok, you know what. Fuck it, Original poster here again. I am just going to cut to the chase and drop the fucking atom bomb on this shit because fuck dragging this out.

The 2016 Ghostbusters "remake"

Justify that shit for me - Please. Go ahead and tell me I can't use the words "money grab", Lets see how much you can sabotage your credibility.

>>1530665
>>1530664
>>1530662
>>1530661
>>1530660
>>1530657
You're wonderful person Anon

>>1527403
Source?

>>1533727
God Bless America.

>>1533585
1) If you heard one of his soundtrack from past 15, you heard them all.
2) BOMBASTIC! MUSIC! THAT! LIKES! TO! DO! THIS!
3) Fits as much as it doesn't and it's very easy to to imagine different music playing in the background.
4) Often just signing his name under soundtrack done by his aides, who in turn try to copy "master" style, thus the feeling of sameness only increases.

And compared with dozens of other guys making OSTs, both old guard and fresh blood - he's simply overrated as fuck. I watch roughtly 2 movies daily, there was a time when I was doing that for living. Ever since Contender, his music is just completely uninspired, best described with "meh".

>>1533607
Savage

>>1534019
Is this the movie I think it is? The infamous King directorial debiute?

>>1532582
What this >>1533584 anon said.

The film is really heavy-handed "Don't drive after drinking" add. Said that, it fails miserably with own message:
The plane was using parts way beyond varanty, it had a lot of mechanical failures and it was all the fault of the airline maintance and the producer of the plane.
Meanwhile Whip (Washington's character) is an alcoholic who uses coke to sober up, BUT precisely because he's a bit drunk he remains 100% calm during the crisis and saves almost all passengers (the investigators put 10 other pilots into a simulation and they all failer miserably).
So rather than being a movie about "big corporation will look for an easy scrapegoat" (and that would made a compelling story) it's yet another "don't drive drunk".

Also, John Goodman is in it and he steals every single scene.

>>1523966
that's Aaron Sorkin for ya

>>1525557
>>1531287
>not getting to see who would be cast as their wives

>>1527333
what is this?

>>1534103
nm

>>1534092
The worst part is that even if they would make suddenly a sequel, they would recast it. And probably won't give it to Weir, but rather some random schmuck.
So I would rather live in the world where there is one perfect Aubrey-Maturin movie than endure the pain of watching hacks fucking it all up.

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>>1534293
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>>1523126
>Anonymous
>Soviet russia

>>1528153
"0 G, now"

There was already fucking particles floating in a line from the bullets.

>>1535669
Go see High Plain Drifter. The scene I'm referring to alone gained it R rating and would get me banned for posting.

And it's still one of better westerns with Clint

146/150

New thread or wait a bit longer?

>>1535738
thanks for the rec, chum

New thread >>1536360

>>1535669
Which film was this scene taken from?