Uncommon animal thread

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>>1522204
What a little nigger

>>1522207
can I get any info on this?

>>1522269
It's a panther jumping on a woman.

>>1522309
But why? any story behind it?

>>1522310
The panther was very excited to see the woman!

>>1522313
you aren't being very helpful

>>1522265
>fuck off m8

>>1522204
I could take a big bite out of that frog.

>>1522335
>gook spotted

>>1522265
The german yelling has me fucking crying

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>>1522838
>the german yelling

>>1522320
and you're being very stupid. Its a fucking panther in captivity and the woman is obviously a caretaker of some sort. Everything you need to know is literally in that little video. What the fuck else do you want to know? Do you want the panthers name? Do you want to know if the chick is on the rag? Do you want to know if the guy at the beginning of the video is a gay man that goes by the name Tiny Tim at the clubs? What in gods name is wrong with you?

>>1523280
>So, what do you do for a living?
>I tickle rats

>>1523303

Fuck I could tickle some rats now, I love those little shits

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>>1522269
>>1522309
>>1522310
>>1522313
>>1522320
>>1523299

Fucking comedians.

>>1522207
Come to me, Guenhwyvar!

>>1522204
what are those markings on his hand? bites?

>>1522204
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>1522204
tsundere frog

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>>1522265

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>>1520918

>>1524048
>filename
Kek

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>>1524144
you want to talk about dinosaurs?

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>>1524041
>greetings traveller
>follow me to the village of the faeries

>>1524231
Rare footage of an Australian whale

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>>1524228
Lets talk about dinosaurs

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>>1524241
>No dogs, cats, or birds allowed

Come on senpai

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>>1524242
But I am not posting birds?

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>>1524249
haha very funny

now stop

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>>1524251
You asked for it

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>>1524256
That's more like it

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>>1524259
Qt hellspawns

>>1524263
oh god, it's like a bear raped a goat

>>1524263
>kawai
I don't think so.

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>>1524251
they're dinosaurs you uncultured fuck

>>1524278
WURLD STAR!!

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>>1524271

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>>1524285
whoops

>>1524292
>I can't believe you've done that

>>1521911
makes me miss my chinchillas

>>1524301
Ah fuck... I can't believe you've done this...

>>1522309
There's no such thing as a panther. It's a black jaguar. Look it up.

>>1524241
what bird is that?

>>1524292
aw WTF why are they so fucking close to each other if they can just fucking eat each other like that, why would you ever...

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>>1524318
To protect themselves from predators

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>>1524321

>>1524321
Sure but I mean chances are that they spend 99% of their time together as a social group and only a small fraction of that is actually defensive. How would they form a functioning species if at a moments notice they just maim/kill each other.

>>1524323
Their legs grow back, it's an inconvenience in a tamed setting, not a death sentence

>>1524324
>Their legs grow back
bullshite

>>1524324
Their legs sure as hell don't grow back. Yeah in a tamed setting it's not a death sentence, but considering this behaviour is developed and evolved in a wild setting it's still crazy.

>>1524233
That's a Sugar Glider, not a flying squirrel. It's easy enough to confuse them, as they are both gliding mammals and very adorable.

>>1524316
Secretary Bird.

>>1524339
Stop being so misogynistic. "Administrative Assistent Bird," please.

>>1524343
Heads of government departments are called "Secretary of State"

Dunno where this hatred of secretary came from

>>1524082
I thought chameleons laid eggs, was expecting that to be a big poop

>>1524263
I don't know why people find this thing ugly. It's just a goat with thicker fur for heat insulation, and smaller ears to, again, not lose heat unnecessarily.

>>1522204
Is it actually making those sounds?

>>1524344
"Administrative Assistent of State"

>>1524349
Nice try Satan

>>1524241
from now on this is my fav animal

>>1524343
That bird has some long, sexy legs, so I'll call it as I sees it.

>>1524316
Blaziken

>>1524041
what animal is that?

>>1524263
I can't tell what that is but I want one.

>>1524274
ugly ass foot

>>1524285
anime?

>>1524416
Mink i believe it could also be a pine marten, But its for sure a weasel family member.

>>1524076
I see he's using the crocswalk

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>>1524263
>>1524426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_serow

>>1524241
I still want to fuck that bird.

>>1524238
kek

>>1524039
Where's my squid? Sandwich?

>>1524568
Well it is a very sexy bird..

>>1524483
6.5/10

>>1524437
chu-2

>>1524233
>faeries

Spelling words incorrectly doesn't add anything to their meaning

>>1524679
Retard

>>1524037
play this https://youtu.be/fGx6K90TmCI?t=25

>>1524347
Gorillas take smiling and most other teeth showing as signs of aggression. For this reason you should tell people to smile at them for potential entertainment.

>>1524068
he touches a fucking toad every day. go figure.

>>1524238
nice

>>1524318
>>1524323
the simple answer is that they simply don't give a fuck. They don't usually eat each other. Unless it's a smaller croc being canibalized or a random limb accidentally gets in one's mouth.

>>1524273
try imagining it
you're just trying to sleep but that creepy giant that usually keeps you in a cell keeps rubbing your face for reasons you can't even fathom

>>1524277
that's not a sink

>>1524039
>NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE BIGHORN SHEEP

>>1524568
>still

>>1522265
>CRAAAB BAAAAATTLEEEE

>>1524968
As in, since the last time I saw that WebM.

>>1524416
ermine

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>>1524227

>>1524274
>cannibalism
I oinked

>>1524144
what bird is that?

>>1524231
they can fly!..........................................

>>1525063
its a kookabura mate

>>1523303
>>1523305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9YzB57OQuw
from the worlds foremost biology journal

>>1522896
well hes not wrong

>>1524327
im not sure if they usually do this in the wild. captive crocodiles and alligators become very retarded when they dont have to hunt

>>1524242
This will make you want to be a zoologist

>>1525085
thanks
it's funny, I hear that sound often in movies set in Africa...........lol

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>>1521911
>File name
Those Bailey School Kids books are really running out of ideas, huh?

>>1525200
I hope he enjoys the leprosy

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>That one that's pooping

>>1524076
That's an Alligator, and that crosswalk is at the University of Florida, whose mascot is you guessed it, a Gator.

>>1524044
fucker has better hand eye coordination than i do

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>>1523280
Rats make really cool pets. My wife loves pet rats and when we first met she had 3 big ass boys living in this huge cage. When I came over to met her family for the first time she tells me I gotta meet her babies. She takes two of them out and puts them on my shoulders. They are running all over me, smelling me and sticking thier cold noses in my ears. Was freaked the fuck out at first but had to play it cool because I've only been dating her for like 3 months.

Also adult pet rats are fucking huge, like small cat size. but as it turns out they are like dogs.

>>1524144
Sounds like an old car trying to start

>>1524076
Winter in Florida

>>1524263
What the fuck is that

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>>1525233
Anyone know what that thing riding on the tortoise is?

>>1524322
Man thats so strange to see Bucks together like that

>>1524076
interior crocodile alligator

i drive a chevrolet movie the-ater

>>1525235
this is a raccoon

>>1524231
is this that "super dense" water that is underneath regular water?

http://oceantoday.noaa.gov/lakesinanocean/

>>1525277
looks like the camera and whale is just turned upside down. Since when does that kind of light shine through the crust?

>>1524997
this made me horny

>>1524318
I pretty sure I seen one of the Crocs eat another's leg

>>1525254
looks like a nutria

>>1525026
We need more monkeys being surprised by magic tricks.

>>1524997
Rhino looks comfy

>>1525214
d'aaaaawwww

>>1525270
But you're not going to mention that it isn't a harp huh?

Time to lurk moar.

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>>1524144
danked up version

>>1524945
It's a bidet

>>1524304
I hate these fucking people so much

>>1524322
pretty fucking magical

>>1525233
this needs a soundtrack

>>1525175
Kookaburras a type of kingfisher so they may make similar noises to the birds in Africa.

>>1524241

This bird looks like a 16y old girl who recently discovered make up

>>1525015
Well you don't just all of a sudden not wanna fuck something
Except maybe Lindsay Lohan

>>1525178
The pine cone returns home to roost

>>1524277
It's a pig

>>1524997
HORNED.COM

>>1524053
"I've never done this before.. "

>>1525252
four legged Oni

>>1524945
it's an ass sink, we use in Italy for clean our asses.
it's called bidet

>>1525378
gg

>>1525233
>liberal multicultural propaganda

>>1525200
And that's how he got leprosy.

>>1525451
I was going to say something like "What if they were burned beyond recognition?" but then I realized I fucked a burn victim before, so that doesn't work too well.

>>1525134
fucking gipsies

>>1524351
Yeah, look up screaming frogs on youtube. They puff up and make those sounds when they feel
threatened.

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>>1525934

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>>1525943

>>1524322
OOOOO CARIBOU!

>>1525239
Shes 100% insane just so you know

>>1524280
Oh deer!

>>1522207
So this is what ugly/cute means.

>>1525237
Doing muscles-ups like its fucking nothing.

>>1524256
need loud nigra

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>>1525209

>>1526184
WHat is it doing when it puts it under it;s arm?

>>1524327
Even if this were to happen in the wild, alligators and crocodiles are born with immune systems that can handle anything. They live in the dirtiest environments on the planet, full of brain-eating amoebas and MRSA. There have been some studies done to investigate the use of alligator blood as an alternative to antibiotics but it just kills anything you inject it into.

>>1524416
Common Tree Snake

>>1526288
Breaking it in two halfs to expose the edible part. Since monkeys dont know how to peel off the skin of bananas, that's how they normally eat them.

>>1524316
Duck

>>1524487
>wen u in d street an u smell dat dank weed

>>1524041
that's a strange looking bat...

>>1524280
Song name?

>>1524041
>Nanoha I detect Jewel Seeds nearby

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>>1524263
i actually understood pretty much everything she said. I guess watching anime really does pay off.

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>>1524437

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>>1524487
literally beavis and butt-head

>>1525222
>PandaPlaysEnterTheGungeon.webm

>>1524347
Is that glass not up to spec or is that gorilla just unusually strong?

>>1525254
Looks to me like a wombat or hyrax of some sort

>>1525472
Severely underrated post.

>>1523756
I forgot about Guenhwyvar! Tyvm for making me spend my next few months reading the series

>>1524945
That's a pig

Does anyone have the one where the dude is just hanging out in the garden with his giant bird friend?

>>1525459
I laughed.

>>1524281
it just wants to "cuddle" up because its cold blooded. Affection of any kind false

>>1524437
Dont bother the loli doesnt win, or get any kind of recognition.

>>1525943
Look how insanely still the head is. That nigga could drink nectar during an earthquake.

>>1524323
>How would they form a functioning species if at a moments notice they just maim/kill each other.

Yeah how did we fucking do it.

>>1525239
>she tells me I gotta meet her babies.

well shes fucking insane man.

>>1525277
super dense "water" would crush that whale....unless he was a SUPER GALAXY WHALE!

>>1526566
>>1525235
why do raccoons do that head tilted back thing when playing with stuff?

>>1527084
>faint "ok i think we're done here..." in the background
kek

>>1525952
NIBBLING THE HOOPS

>>1524347
>those fat bastards in the reflection

>>1525947
Its too cute!
Must hug something!
so cute~~~

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I've always found snakes to be cute. it sucks that they're banned where i live.

>>1525105
It's all cute and funny and then you shovel shit half the day

>>1524228
this is not a fake video; they actually can 'jump'

>>1526479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

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>>1525219

>>1527339
MURPH!
IM COMING HOME MURPH!

>>1521911
>On mame nobody knows you're a chinchilla.

>>1523303

Why to go and oversimplify somebody's work attempting to demean it.

What do YOU do for a living, faggot?

>>1526566
>filename
kek

>>1527367
he was joking, put like that it sounds funny

>>1524053
>I've only been with a couple o'guys.

>>1524076
> A reptile is more educated than humans.

>>1525290
8/10 for perfet fit in context

also me too

>>1525178
The most beautiful animals are the ones that look like out of a crappy fanfiction
surreal

>>1524944
Spotted the vegan/peta retard.

>>1524278
Feeding my wife's son.

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>http://oceantoday.noaa.gov/lakesinanocean/

>>1527426
Disregard the link, it autopasted and didn't notice

>>1526288
Getting that special sauce.

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>>1527166

>>1527390
OH NO

A horrid little monkey

You'd better not bite
me, you ugly cunt

>>1520918
slut

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Very funny this one has a donkey in it

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>>1525679
It actually is. It originally ended with "Be together, not the same" or something like that, but I thought that was preachy and cut it out.

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>>1526290
Metal

>>1527367
You know, the inability to detect humor is associated with autism.

>>1524272
This is some Splinter Cell type shit.

>>1524068
leprosy

>>1525197
The thumbnail looks like it's doing it's best "merchant rubbing his hands" impression.

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>>1527081
>That nigga could drink nectar during an earthquake.

Well yeah... it's flying...

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>>1525180
Red Pandas are like nature's little down syndrome children.

>>1527635
And so is the mindless overuse of a word.

>>1527611
I wouldnt be touching any part of my body after touching the genitals of any animal.

>>1525178
Most illegally trafficked animal in the world right there.

>>1527499
4th edition.

>>1527287
Aren't they just shooting out their neck?

>>1527803
Are seahorses the most alien animals?

People say octopus is but they are very similar to squids and cuttlefish but what the hell is similar to a seahorse?

>>1525090
but it's not a German yelling

>>1524351
Frogs make all sorts of sounds. The reason we associate them with "ribbit" is that that's the frogs in Hollywood make

>>1524322
Disney animations sure has seen progress these last few years.

>>1527683
He's not carrying around a small cup with a straw the thing he's drinking from is connected to the ground you fool.

>>1527935
Landhorses obviously.

>>1527803
loud negro.

>>1525210
that is johnny knoxville

>>1524228
>h-he's fast!

>>1526513
That button's not there in standard 4chan

>>1526504
Same, I didn't really expect to understand the whole thing, but actually did. Anime's fucking dope

>>1528065
It is in 4chanX extension for chrome, however

>>1525268
I hear it too, every time I see these bastards.

>>1524309
stori behind thi one?

>>1528142
guy has a cheetah chasing him

>>1527384
That's why the lizardmen are taking over our planet

>>1524051
how_to_catch_rabies.webm

>>1528186
What a fucking bully.

>>1524997
Cute girl, source?

>>1525239
Girls with rats are legit crazy, have fun with a bipolar bitch

>>1528280
me rn

>>1524144
>dead battery.webm

>>1525934
Must think the balls are eggs. lol

>>1527166
>Mouse senstivity too high.webm

>laugh so hard you scare the neighbor's dog

>>1527339
He's actually warning the camera man that there's danger under the ice.

>>1528335
It's a domesticated fox on youtube [spoiler]that's dead.[/spoiler]
His name is RonRon

>>1525947
ffuuuuuuu~

>>1528477
Nice spoilers, twat.

>>1524416
polecat. See: Shredni Vashtar

>>1527367
push buttons

Hey does anyone have the one with finches on the keyboard

>>1524076
What the hell is that thing doing so far from the water?

>>1528422
??? What is that?

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>>1525219
obligatory reply:

>>1527935
You must have missed this:
>>1527426

Deep sea creatures and things like jellyfish don't even look real.

>>1526529
Clearly gorilla glass has a weakness

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>>1525219
>>1528551
The song is Chicken on the Rocks, but I couldn't find the version that plays in South Park without the dialogue.

>>1525180
I never foun sauce on this.

>>1524322
Pretty sure this is on a deer ranch.

>>1524487
>das it mayne

>>1525410
Its usually set to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcGU8OUXCDE

>>1527426
>that one living fleshlight

>>1525134
>yoink!

>>1525200
Is that Liev Schrieber?

>inb4 "No, it's an armadillo"

>>1524292
"...Hey!"

>>1524679

> t. fat stupid american

>>1528539

Some sort of clam or mussel, he's tricking it into thiking the tide has come it so it sticks its tongue out, then he pulls it out

>>1528188
that's not potato, apple...

>>1522265
>metal gear rising Inspiration
>rules of nature

>>1524228
>aihaih
>sugoi

>>1524041
His fur is so bright, the camera exposure adjusts everytime he appears and disappears

>>1525229
I bet you wreck at trivia quizzes

>>1525105
you mean zookeeper

>>1529270
dude...

>>1524997
She must've taken away its credit card.

>>1525827
You can't just say some shit like that and not give the details

>>1525827
reading a chinese powerpoint game does not count as actually fucking a burn victim, buddy.

>>1524256
is that a monster from tremors ?

>>1524228
JEB SURGE!

>>1528514
Getting Milk and Eggs, duh.

>>1524076
Silly 'gator, that's a zebra crossing

>>1528570
underrated /g/ type o' kek

>>1530146
I actually never did her route.
I couldn't betray the fastest thing on no legs.

>>1524108
Will he buy my daedra hearts tho?

>>1525209
Why does Ferahgo not like pb?

>>1525254
some kind of marsupial? quokka?

>>1527611
Neither the donkey nor the man moved in 9 hours

>>1524039
That amount of fluff is criminal

EL BUMPO