Define your current relationship or marriage with a gif. Go.

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>>1508272

>>1508291
whoa that feel son

>>1508571
Never seen this, looks quite old.
Anyone know film name?

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Don't have a relationship

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>>1508272

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single as fck.

>>1508661
Could I get the source on this song please?

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>>1508272

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>>1508272

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Only two weeks since our first date. She is fucking awesome.

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I'm an ugly manlet with autistic interests and I WILL die cold and alone without ever feeling the warm, loving touch of a woman.

>>1508291
>video is over 2 min long but the time on the phone doesnt change

>>1508966
>niggers complain about appropriating culture

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>>1508272
She's fucking perfect, couldn't be happier.
>>1509008
Don't say that bro, it'll happen even if you don't see it comming.

>>1509021
Well, maybe those particular guys DON'T complain about it, ever thought about that? Eh, anon? Have you?

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>>1508272
Never hurts to ask again, I guess.

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>>1508272

>>1509009
Yeah that triggered me too.

>>1508735
Song?

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after a few beers and she asks me what I want to do tonight

>>1509211

:(

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>0

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>>1508272

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>>1509053
>Don't say that bro, it'll happen even if you don't see it comming.

There's no magical law saying you will find "the one" or even anyone at all. And after the prime years, you're left with digging through the leftovers - the sociopaths, the crazies, the broken, the ugly and the leeches.

Sometimes it's better to stop lying to yourself, make a choice, down some pills and start living instead of waiting for that perfect someone that will solve everything.

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>>1508272

>>1509247
Blue in Green - Miles Davis.
I think.

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>>1508272

>>1509211

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawai%CA%BBi_%CA%BB%C5%8D%CA%BB%C5%8D

Extinction is the ultimate crime

>>1508950
Google said it was "Clair de lune" by Richard Clayderman

>>1508291
Source on song?

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Just replace the "we hate trump and we want to make a change" with "I'm a virgin and I want to change that".

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comfy open relationship

>>1509723
Thanks a bunch

>>1509805
I'll show her a way to make a change if you sniff my drift

>>1509008
If it makes you feel any better my girlfriend makes my life hell some days. Well, a lot of days. Fug.
Its all roses and romance until you realize how needy and annoying women are.

>>1509760
Left you for a nigger? My condolences.

>>1509865
Even if that's the case, you have the option to choose to be single. I don't have a choice.

>>1509008
Well, you could be a little bitch like that, or you could get off your ass, get out in the world, go to concerts, museums, shows, ect. and grow some personality, and meet someone. There's hope for everyone.

Also helps a ton if you're not fat.

>>1510076
>rural indian beetle

>>1510643
just b urself :^)

>>1509804
some remixed version of Inochi no Namae, or Name of Life in non-weeb language.

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gf broke up with me because I'm an asshole, but doesn't want to forget me so I'll occasionally get a text from her. I feel like I'm stuck in limbo with no possibilities.

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I feel like I owe a lot to this site.
I got to talk to my actual GF because we both had good memes and started sharing them (The one i'm posting is a great ice breaker)

And there's even more happening with other two girls.. Our relationship is 100% polyamorous, so there are no boundaries in that manner.

I even have a girl-gf-anon threesome confirmed.

>>1508962
He was obviously getting something from under her chair.

>>1510730
GOD DAMMIT CARLOS

>>1508769
this is gold

>>1510686

Holy shit.. I haven't seen this since the early nineties

>>1510730
>100% polyamorous
>calling her your GF and not the town bicycle

>>1510684
Weeb language huh? My mom just calls it Japanese

>>1510794
Holy shit... Your a fucking liar that episode didn't happen until 2000s did you really think saying "early nineties" would make you seem like less of a faggot? How embarrassing

>>1510643
>Into history and politics

>anon, politics isn't a good ice-breaker

>>1509123
nigger detected

>>1510909

:´(

>>1509804
Fantasy, Killer Bee.
Hard to sauce.

>>1510643
Actually I only weigh 130 lbs. But thanks for the advice, I'm sure there's a girl out there interested in autists with acne scarred faces and who's only interests are vidya, anime, and dungeons and dragons. I just have to be myself.

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>>1509449
song?

>>1510730
So you hang out with a hoe sometimes? Because that's what it sounds like. There's no such thing as a "polyamorous" relationship. It's either exclusive, or you're just fuck buddies. And girls with fuck buddies are called hoes. That's the rule.

No shame in fuckin a hoe, but call it what it is.

>>1510918
They're probably just jamming

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me eating out my gf

>>1508735
yo, miles davis, my dude

>>1510914
just be good at talking, i have friends who are exactly like you by the way you describe yourself, but go to concerts and parties and end up taking a girl home who is waaaay out of their league. One word, charisma

>>1509733
damn, i gotta watch spirited away again

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>>1508272

>>1510076
>literally throws her away at the end
Alpha

>>1509587
99% of all species that have ever existed are extinct

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Been meeting alot of girls lately.
First one kinda started going and then i crashed it because i realized i didn't want to be with her.
Now there is another girl who every time we go out she kinda sticks by me, but i have no idea how to take lead of the situation.

>>1509264
i don't get this meme, why is it funny?

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>>1508272

>>1510794

Was it that "recent"? Sorry for that, It kinda slipped my mind. But you're right I should've affirmed that I was ambiguous with the date.

Sorry again m8

>>1509021
To be fair it's mainly white people on tumblr that complain about other white people appropriating culture. I don't think many people give a damn to be honest.

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>>1512095

>>1511650
you know, for all the shit minecraft gets, i still stand by the fact that some of the background tracks are actually pretty damn good

>>1509760
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
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>>1508272
I show her 4chan all the time and we have a blast

>>1509513
Through years of feels threads and the like, this could very well be the saddest gif I've ever seen.

>>1509008
same

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GF is currently complaining about stomach pains
She's not on the pill
I don't use condoms
Didn't nut inside, but ya never know

>>1509264
fucking great

>>1511650
looks comfy anon

>>1511650
Looks comfy AF

>>1512754
i;ve been there. it's a pretty crazy headspace to have to inhabit for days on end. constantly alternating between "time to freak out" and "i need to calm down"

>Normals

>>1509212
>>1509009
>what is an alarm notice

>>1512754
how long have you had a gf?
chicks complain of stomach pain 24/7..

>>1512754
literally what this guy says.
>>1512975
5 years, and the most common thing wrong with her is her stomach. Try not to worry about it. Instead of worrying, GET HER THE FUCK ON BIRTH CONTROL, seriouslyjump on it before she can jump on you for not using condoms. if she doesn't want the hassle of the pill get her the patch, its super fucking easy.

>>1512988
>Get her the fuck on birth control

Iunno anon, that shit makes bitches fucking insane.

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I worked up the nerve to ask out this girl I work with

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>>1508272
Have the musical webm version as well, OP.

>>1513060
Is this a reenactment of the guy who houses some batshit druk girl and forcefeeds her eggs in the morning?

>>1508769
I cannot believe I watched that entire thing waiting for it to be funny.

>>1513060
>you have to eat all these eggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHOUUE8rCSw

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>>1508272

>>1512754
My girl is on her period. Grills get stomach cramps when theyre on the rag. Chill bru

>>1513855
Actually pretty cool

>>1513855
Too Many Zooz. They're awesome.

>>1513855
Awesome.

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>>1508272

>>1509587
Being an edgy teenager is the ultimate regret.

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>>1510949
Being good at talking MAY be a you either have or don't have skill.No idea on how to improve it,I guess just be aware if you are loud,and stop doing that.Sometimes don't talk.
I always dated out of my rank,but if I'm so good I would be married to one of the 2 that I....

>>1509830
If anything in your life remotely resembles something Tommy Wiseau said then you know you're shit-fucked stupid.

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>>1514360
Was looking for their name for a while now

>tfw it was in the webm title all along

>>1508992
Best moment of a relationship, enjoy it

>>1514586
the very idea of the guy moving out makes no sense. kick the bitch out, most women arent the ones making the payments. throw her shit out not the other way around. call the cops and show them who's name's on the mortgage. fuck marriage. a gf is one thing but anything more than live in girlfriend is trouble. it's not even worth it if you live in a state with "common law" marriage

>>1509008
Any freak can have a gf with match nowadays.

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>>1513056
how did it go anon?

>>1508992
>>1509053ocitocyn

Your judgement is cloud by a flood of ocytocin in your brain.

Just wait until it wears out and you'll see realities of a relationship.

>>1510730
Your delusion and cuckoldry rationalization is cute.

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q

>>1509733
Way to fucking TRASH a great song with your feelsgoodmanchilllllshitlmao cancer. Fuck.

Was not aware that this is a you rage you lose thread.

I'm a 28 khv, its too late for me.

>>1510076
No rape whistle?

>>1510697
Limbo is only temporary, you'll find the door sooner or later. Sometime other beings will show up and presents a lot of doors,gates,windows.
You'll have to chose.
Remember this place is full of people who'll try to help or laugh at your existence. Still, both kinds will help you s your current state.

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>>1508272

Never had an urge to socialize so I never did. Am 30 virgin, autistic, etc. Sometimes I wonder if things could be better but I quickly realize it would be worse. So I am forever alone yet not feeling the loneliness.

This includes the family as well since I am a social outcast even in the family.

>>1515028
>Describe your relationship with your girlfriend or wife in one gif.

How do you think it went sonny?

>>1508580
Probably one of the WW2 short flicks with Donald Duck, given that he's in olive military clothes. There were a number of them, e.g.:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Fuehrer's_Face

>>1516172

I am shocked and amazed.

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>>1508272

>>1508661
>not sure if hopeful or despair

>>1508694
lost

>>1512754
You know that precum has sperm in it too, right?

>>1509021
Since when was autism white culture?

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Started seeing her, but anytime I'm alone with her my brain freezes. This brings highschool flashbacks and is driving me up the fucking walls.

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>>1508272

>>1510076
So everytime sjw say homo exist in nature we can answer that rape also exist in nature?

>>1513305
this

>>1511163
Ants can JUMP?!

>>1509805
prostitutes?

>>1512975
For a while, but this is the first one I've fucked raw so I was a bit spooked desu.

>>1513809
Nah, she's not on it for another 2 weeks

>>1516399
Actually no, it doesn't. The precum that is delivered with sperm is actually sperm left in the urethra after a previous ejaculation. If you take a piss after you came it flushes the remainder out.

Precum isn't the same as semen btw, it's actually generated by a different organ (Cowper's Gland). http://www.medicaldaily.com/pulse/pregnancy-and-sex-can-you-get-pregnant-precum-364266

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>>1508272

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>>1508272
She left me after five years. I'm still not over her and ready for anything else. Every girl I try to get with just reminds me of her.

>>1509804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BCEufoyKS8

>>1510076
I like to think that he's just throwing the other beetles of the branches just to be a dick, not because he's looking for a mate

>>1516673
Rape exists all over the place in nature some more brutal than others. Some ending in eating the mate, or killing them.

>>1510909
It's not so bad.

>>1509830
nigga gettin cucked

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>>1508272

>>1509723
>>1509831
that's not it. Haven't you never heard Clair de lune before? it's one of the most popular classical pieces of all time. Shazam says its That's all by Chris Hassett but its not that either

>>1515000
I have match along with several other dating sites. Zero interest.

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>>1510076
>search youtube for every combonation of "David Attenborough tossing beetles" and the like
>it's all the high dinduess oprah narrating

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>>1508272
I've been single for 5 years, after having my first relationship at the age of 22. Some time later I learned that she never really liked me, she just felt sorry for me. Cheated on me with another girl while we were together, and got engaged to another man two months after we broke up.

Pic related

>>1510076
>>1517682
is there a youtube vid of this somewhere? I need it for sharing purposes

>>1509449
>I'montheroadagain.webm

>>1510076
literally rape

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26 years old, never had a gf. No friends since high school. Feels lonely man.

>>1515048
Fokkin spooby
All my relationships have been so much more fun and easier after 6 mo or a year. Well, till breakup. Looking forward to moving together and spontaneous walks around the city. Sharing food we cook. Maybe a bit of structure in life.

>>1509518
correct my fellow patriarch

>>1510076
Please go on. Explain to us in detail what your relationship is like. It's sunday night and there is nothing I'd like more.

>>1512115
that's rough, buddy.

>>1510076
hahaha wtf

>>1519143
Owls are such expressive animals.

>>1512500
I dunno, maybe the owner isn't home all day and doesn't want the dog to get bored.

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Look, I came here to post something related to being forever alone, but I couldn't find anything I thought was funny.

So I'm just posting this shit instead.

>>1510962

What is that thing? 400lbs? Tear you to shreds, man.

>>1512489

We all know that feel anon.

>>1515068
Music means different things to different people.

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>>1508272

>>1508992
whats the anime

>>1519793
modaiji taichi
or something
I think

>>1511591
Louie often ridicule white people and degrade himself in his comedy, and so calling him a cuck is fitting in some ways, the rest of the webm is pretty self explanatory

it's a tv/pol hybrid

>>1519889
>Louie often ridicule white people and degrade himself in his comedy, and so calling him a cuck is fitting in some ways
...what? What does any of that have to do with cuckoldry?

>>1519892
>degrading himself
>what does this have to do with cuckoldry?
Speechless

>>1517010
You need more videogames and 4chan funny material bro, stay away of the dark side of depression. I know that

>>1518895
You not are alone, we are here, we are your friends. :D enjoy 4chan

>>1510962
DK mirror matches are intense

>>1519951
>enjoy 4chan
I've spent nearly 11 years of my life here...I don't know if I enjoy it anymore or if it's just an addiction.

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i don't have a SO but i have a dog.

>>1513855
Damn seriously didnt want it to end. Moar?

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>>1520075

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>>1520075

>>1513855
>>1513876
>>1514360
>>1514380
>>1520075
Look up "Lucky Chops"

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Nothing can hurt me anymore

>>1519163
Afaik the abnormal brain chemistry can be sustained for up to 36 months, so you feeling more comfortable after 6-12 months sounds actually quite reasonable.

It's just, you know. It doesn't last. And when you finally start to see the other party clearly, well... quite often people don't like what they see.

>>1509008
Yeah probably.

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>tfw been with this girl for a while
>we recently got engaged
>i help to bring her out of her shell, she helped to convince me that i'm redeemable
>moved to the city for the first time in years for uni, she has to stay in our hometown for a while longer
>tfw going on night walks contemplating my life, how i got here, and how thankful i am for her

its a good feel bros. if i can find someone, then all of you surely can. never give up hope. dont really have a good webm to describe our relationship, but tis is pretty much my feel

>>1518853
oh no. Its almost like most animals dont have a social structure. Things just happen.

>>1513321
i get the reference, but the prostitute was just fucking wasted and i think it was whole eggs. anybody have the screen cap?

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>>1508272
This girl is into me but I don't really like her that much. Don't like her nose either

>>1520691
she's cheating on you, anon. look into it.

>>1512754
>She's not on the pill
>I don't use condoms

Probably nothing for you to worry about right now, but in the future when you do have a child please make sure they don't grow up to do this same stupid shit.

>>1516673
There are bugs that literally don't have a pussy. The males just evolved a big spike and jam it in. Google traumatic insertion.

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>>1508272

>>1517698
Work on your self-esteem, bro! Don't look for someone to 'complete' you and try to love yourself first.
You're only 27

>>1516974
Just don't fuck raw during ovulation, there's a chance although small that precum can have semen in it during ovulation from pheromones

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I am single but will be getting the sex very soon.

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>>1508272

>>1510962
DICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1512489
deep

>>1516178
my man

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gf just broke up with me, she was the first girl I ever seriously dated

I'm 20

>>1521882
Least you had a gf to break up with you.

I'm 22

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>>1508272

>>1522054
I had so much sex that I stopped caring/feeling anything for it and other people. I just want to be alone now, get some really hobbies and go back to school for my masters.
Pussy is as meaningless as yourself, especially if you can't be anything meaningful either.

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>be me
>married since years
>having two beautiful daughters
>good life
>BUT
>no sex anymore
>wife don't like to fck after kid 2#
>having a 17 year old girl friend
>she's cute and hot as fck
>still no sex because of feelings for wife and kids
>my never ending ride

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We're not exactly standard, but it works out.

>>1509008
So was I brother...
Now I'm an ugly man with autistic interests and a miss Piggy / animu girl hybrid on the couch watching Vikings with me.

Its much more awesome than it sounds.

Just let your shit go man. Its aight.

>>1509805
>make a change
>USA not liberal cuckshed for 8 years literally under a black man

>>1511650
That's not how shadow works.

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>>1508272

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This works I guess.

>>1509830
Three's a crowd Denny

>>1509247
You fucking pleb

>>1513056
the fact that you needed to "work up the nerve" means you're not doing it right
get some confidence faggot

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Asking her out tomorrow. Wish me luck guys.

Will post with an update gif/webm

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>>1508735
>>1508766
fuck it, why be tied down to any given whore these days. This way we can fight (((them)))

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>>1512846
>>1512754
Abortion is always an answer you faggits

>>1508661
Source is Salt Flats by Gondolier.
Free download of the song here: https://gondolier.bandcamp.com/track/salt-flats

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>>1513855
I fucking hate this shit, stop coming to NY and liking when people do this shit.

>>1520691
I feel you bro. About to get engaged to my girl. Just hit three years and its been the best years of my life. We make each other better, and hold each other accountable. It is tough though because we have been doing long distance for over 8 months because she graduated. Hopefully by fall she is moving to my city and we are getting an apartment together.

It is the best feeling to find the one you spend the rest of your life with.

>>1510901
so am I. Still got a gf.
If that's all the special you got it's not much though

>>1515048
You know nothing about biology. Ocytocin is involved in thousands of reactions. Feeling love is much more complex than that both on a biological and psychological plane.

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>>1523156
good luck mate. keep us posted

>>1513345
Dobson?

>>1513218
HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>1512754
>GF is currently complaining about stomach pains

>>1515048
House, is that you?

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I'm talking with a girl on messages RIGHT NOW and i have NO idea of what i'm doing.
I managed to get a date with her too!
Send help.

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Turns out I never had a chance to begin with

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My life

>>1524331
Glhf

>>1509211
never even heard of that bird

[spoiler]just awful[/spoiler]

>>1524786
what the fuck are spoilers not working or something 3rd time i tried this shit today

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>>1523156
>>1523228

>update
Life goes on

>>1508571
That's pretty dark and realistic for a Disney film...

>>1509211
fuck

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>>1525019
Same just happened to me, cheers mate have good life

>>1525065
song?

>>1525118
Not the op but ive been chillin to this all week.

Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo&index=13&list=RDdX3k_QDnzHE

>>1508735
I always thought of this song when I saw this picture and vice/versa. I'm so glad someone made this.

>>1525019
heartbreak only makes you feel alive. if you didn't care at all, you'd be inhuman. peace brother.

>>1513332
the first 1.5 seconds were the funny part. you must truly be retarded

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>>1516311
>when you so deep in despair than the mere act of being alive feels hopeful

>>1508291
tampon string?

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>>1509513
Oh for fucks sake. Do you know that Trump is president? Against all odds the best case scenario happened. You're just enjoying your misery now. But don't think your pessimism is reality, because it's not

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just moved in with her... sore from too much action

>>1515903
poorly

>>1525391
>Do you know that Trump is president? Against all odds the best case scenario happened.
>Against all odds the best case scenario happened.
>Against all odds.
>Best case scenario.
>Trump.

Fuck me dead.

>>1521395
Hate to be that guy, but anyone has sauce on this?

>>1525621
Never mind, found it, its Goodnight Radio - Sophia, So Far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJiuWp5P4Po

>>1522531
>wife
>17 year old girlfriend
>still not getting laid
You are on a whole other level of cucked.

>>1516710
not only that. that ant actually poisoned the spider and he got paralyzed or something and rest of ant swarm ate it. it was a noble sacrifice