Dodger thread #165

>>1507137
what's with the recent high on TB? Upupdowndown had him on and now recently he is a dlc announcer for SC2. Is his death imminent?

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>>1507137
Is this you OP?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg

Tough tootin baby webm!

man I thought TB got triggered by Trump but it turns out that Jesse is the actual retard.

>>1507388
Why out of seven billion people do you think only one of those two can be retards?

It is time to stop.

>>1507526
>*FOREVER POSTING*
I guess not

>Having so much fun with my bullet journal. Slowly realizing what works for me but doodling every day is
> I know it's been like half a week in this year so far but it's already made me so much more productive!
We have to wonder if she understand what productive really mean. Doodling can be consider productive for an art major in drawing, not for a video games camwhore.

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POST ASS

>>1507137
>165 threads
this surpassed creepy about 100 threads ago

>>1507814
Nice for you to be still here.

I've been scrolling past these threads since they started popping up and I always wondered do you guys think she's cute or just like her content?

> Poor @HappiLeeErin is super sick so NEWZ will be out tomorrow or Tuesday.
Being more productive really mean forcing her friend to do editing of her only OC video. More time for napping or doodling I guess.

>>1507842
You ask the same question about 10 times per thread. You must know the answer to that by now.

I wanna wanna angrily fuck the farts right out of her chubby ass.

I wanna spray a ejaculization all over her soft cute feetsies.

Theoretically speaking, if she resisted your attempt to throw a surprise sex party for her, how hard would you slap her lovely ginger face?

What do you think her steaming piss and/or vagina smells like after a long hike in the mountains...?

Would you give head to her if she cosprayed as Ray Ayanumi or Morrigen

>>1507372
She should let it all out so we can sniff those turds and cock slap her body

My name is Doctor Dudley Dangerous and I do declare that I would draw delight in directly and dutifully dipping my dominant dick in Dodger's disgustingly diluted diarrhea.
~#2 Fan

I just want her to show her soles more often, is that so much to ask?

>>1507843
>super sick so NEWZ will be out tomorrow
In front of 420K subs, guilt-tripping Erin to work, how nice. She could have taken responsibility for the delay, but instead it's never her fault work doesn't get done.

@dexbonus
>Starting soon guys! Stuck in rainy LA traffic
stream late Friday because Oregon girl is confused about leaving earlier due to rainy driving conditions

>Computer shut itself down so I'm setting up again! Be there soon
SMD late. must be overheating because cat hair blocks all the vents, or a cat unplugged it again, or just because she dumb

>If Nebula Jazz is late it's my fault sorry!! #classicEugene
Rollplay was late because of her

>Poor @HappiLeeErin is super sick so NEWZ will be out tomorrow or Tuesday. Send her all your love and hugs! She needs them!
I know Dodger is too busy to edit her own videos anymore, doing what? who knows? she hasn't had a video since late NEWZ, and the other vid was a highlights video put together by ama, or a stream dump. And she isn't streaming any extra than normal. she even cancelled one due to "connection issues".
NEWZ will be Monday or Tuesday, or Wednesday, or never

>You know he loves you when date night cuts into the smash finals and he says "it's okay I'll just watch it later" @Strippin
Dodger can't edit her first video in weeks because DATE NIGHT

I know as a YouTuber gets bigger, they hire an editor because their time is better used making/writing/filing more videos.. but Dodger is streaming the same as last year, maybe less, and her channel is a graveyard sparely populated by stream dumps and viewer created highlight reels.

It's not like she is doing anything else.

But hey, that bullet journal that is supposed to make her more productive, is really pretty now. Kinda defeats the purpose of even having it if all she does it spend all day decorating it.

>>1507372
>Tough tootin baby webm!
can't post it, as it is still in thread 164, after you requested it there too

how about you save it from >>1486020 , and watch it whenever you want, all damn day

Did she ever find out who the stalker that broke into her house was?

>>1508275
>Did she ever find out who the stalker that broke into her house was?
nobody broke into her house
she had a delivery notification on her phone, buzzed the delivery mam in the building with her phone, freaked out in her head ,and blew off work to drive home and check for no reason becuase she "had a feeling"
everything was fine, except her brain which is retarded.

>>1507843
I don't get this. Is she even paying Erin or Ama? I mean they are doing a lot of work for her, while she is doodling or napping.
How can she, with a straight face, come out and say her only content is late because someone else is sick to edit it? She is working minimal hours a week, and even then half of her content is produced by others. I hope half of the money she is given goes to Erin and Ama. But I'm quite sure she doesn't pay them anything.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPmRLrChQh5/
>Guys I wore Sam's dress from Balance of Power to dinner and we giggled about it all night. Happy to breathe new life into it! I hope you all had a beautiful weekend see you tomorrow for stream!

wearing oversized drag dress while having her greasy hair horribly styled like Gozer

>>1507897
>>1507905
for those who dont know, this is OP. he also stalks her twitter.

>>1508348
She pays both of them.

>>1508587
i hate Jesse and his patreon is the biggest scam I've ever seen.

>>1508348
>I hope half of the money she is given goes to Erin and Ama.

Doubt she pays Erin anything since they're close friends and all. I believe she does toss something Ama's way, but it probably is a ridiculously small amount relatively to what she makes. Not that it matters since Ama is basically Fart who made it and would gladly be her slave for free.

>>1508613
wait what? ama is pressfart?

>>1508625
He is not pressfart, but he is what pressfart wanted to be.

>>1508587
>that blush

>>1508613
If she pays Ama anything at all, it's still too much.

>>1508462
That would be a twist. Possible I guess, we know he lurks here and also likes to shitpost.

>>1508707
>That would be a twist. Possible I guess, we know he lurks here and also likes to shitpost.

it actually would make a lot of sense he used to be soo in to her it was sad.
i doubt he ever got over her, he probably still jerks off to her and wishes sam would leave her so he could be there for her.

>>1507168
>guy with good voice and one of the most famous SC2 casters gets his own voice pack.
really makes me think.

>>1508731
He definitely sniffs her shoes when she's not looking.

>>1508567
>She PLAYS both of them.
FTFY

NEWZ

her room is a disaster area for some reason
so it's from Alex's room, Jirard's computer, using Octopimp's tripod, and Erin edits it
and thanks sam for being supportive and handsome in the first minute
and it is an echoy piece of shit

it took a whole community to get dodger to do her one video a week
but she is super proud of herself for being able to snap

and she thanks everyone for helping her "get this out on time". HAH!

says she is working on not just one but "a couple of new shows" and she is gonna "pilot it out". so that means he is gonna do one and if it doesn't get a million views the first, he is gonna immediately stop making it because she is too impatient to grow an audience and won't work at it.

and she might be sorta like be making like a sorta like channel like update video of some kind maybe, but want people to keep a look out for that (so just like she said about dandelion then, eh)

>>1508587
that faghead feud-anon just killed himself

>>1509810
>her room is a disaster area for some reason
they are putting soundproofing in her office that's why she's been streaming from home for the past week.

>channel update for ph2c and dexbonus
>preparing pilot for new shows
Don't hold you breath, she is day dreaming again. With pending weeding, 2017 won't see anything new that last.

>>1509829
she said something about a wall being put up, i assumed it was someone else's office

i dunno about soundproofing, her office would feel naked without it piled there on the floor for 2 more years.

>>1509846
>preparing pilot for new shows
why does any YouTube channel need pilot episodes of anything
does she think that much of herself that she just cannot make fucking videos like she used to?
i guess she loves listening to old media style management and marketing people talk her up to herself.
is she gonna start screening her videos to a select test audience before releasing them on youtube now too?
i guess she thinks her channel is tv channel big, what a joke. it is just stupid YouTube videos, and she has one floundering channel (without cry) and one abandoned channel, and I am totally sure these 2 videos will complete fix that.
she is just adding more unnecessary steps to making youtube videos when she can't even handle, film edit and upload. but sure, add big media BS to it too so she has even more excuses for things being too hard as there are more steps to not do.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPo4VegBs-e/
talking a picture of herself pretending to sleep

glad she is going to sleep early, Erin putting up NEWZ must have worn dodger out.

>>1509889
Well, but, yes. It all makes perfect sense. In tv, there are actors, editors etc. Dodger thinks she is the star actor of her chanel, and therefore doesn't need to do editing, or anything else.

This girl doesn't even know how utterly priviledged she is. People are paying her living while she does near nothing, and treat her like a princess.

>>1509889
A lot of people casually use the term "pilot" to refer to the first iteration of something. Calm down, Giuseppe.

>>1510059
>A lot of people casually use the term "pilot" to refer to the first iteration of something. Calm down, Giuseppe
she specifically said that she had two new series/videos and was "going to pilot them out"
that implies she has one of each and after putting them up will just wait and see.
this is not her saying she has two new series starting up, multiple video for each, like a youtuber should.
she got a routine going and was growing, then bailed on it, and now thinks she is an artist and going to make all the money with random experiential videos whenever she gets around to making one

>>1509965
Remember the S&S relaunch failure. Couldn't justify it because it was costing too much to shoot (using recycle or garbage material?!). Of course she needed a real studio, a cameraman, an assistant and an editor. What a genius. And how the fuck do you need a pilot for a redoing a vlog...her stupidity never cease to expand.

How many times do you think she's done it?
Ten times? Twenty? Maybe more.

>>1510125
>, like a youtuber should.
If a video series prove to work out shit or are not that popular you should stop it.

This is what a pilot is for.

TB has done several "pilots"/one-offs and decided to make it into a series or not based on how well it does, it's probably pretty common on youtube.
But then again TB is dying of ass cancer so what do I know.

>>1510178
Making pilots gives you ass cancer maybe? Someone should warn Dodger.

So did any of the Welcome to the Fandom videos ever get released? The ten she wrote in November?

>>1510171
But on YouTube you can't tell after one video
Else she could have never done more than one video of anything. Newz would have been done in 2010 and Coffeh in 2011. It would be like her starting a diy series and just as her channel starts getting used to it and it starts growing, stopping it because it isn't number one in the world yet....

>>1510932
You can tell when you are an established channel. You compare it to the views your other videos get.

>>1507168
i hope

>>1510997
>established channel.
since when does this apply to dodger anymore?

both channels were established channels when they had schedules, until her permanent vacation started a few years ago. youtube, at best, is her side hustle
she panders to WKs for donations and subs on cam now

>>1511268
What channels? 95% of her income comes from twitch, and youtube is a just a facade she keeps to hide (from friends and potential sponsors) the fact that she has become a 100% lazy camwhore that doesn't show anything.

>>1511277
>youtube is a just a facade she keeps to hide (from friends and potential sponsors) the fact that she has become a 100% lazy camwhore that doesn't show anything.

you seem like you are disagreeing, but you pretty much both said the same thing

>>1511268
>youtube, at best, is her side hustle
>she panders to WKs for donations and subs on cam now

>>1511442
That's called samefaging.

>>1511277
Speaking of which, did anyone ever get around to inter-splicing the footage from her Playboy shoot with that old clip of her talking about how tacky and shallow it was for "gamer girls" to do photoshoots like that?

When was the last time we got any feets or feets talk from her? Was it barefoot in the snow video?

>>1511816
https://youtu.be/NbyHz-iyr8w?t=5m

Nothing crazy but soles are soles.

>>1508811
well, they have been doing it a few years now, and now suddenly when the game (maybe) hits the end of the lifespan they now include him?

she promised so much this month and still haven't done anything she said she filmed 2 new shows ,a new wttf and she was going to film an anime first impression video nothing was released, in the meantime she tweets about watching Netflix.

> The conversation on mental health gets more and more open every year!
Great, but being dumb is not an health issue, she a fact of life Dodger.

>>1507897
jesus christ from when is this? this guy does not sound this fat

>>1508598
can you elaborate?

i remember jesse saying (on the coopt podcast) that he will never accept donations and that the money he gets from getting his videos watched is enough

>>1513198
>can you elaborate?
You know, the Cox and Crendor podcast patreon in which they took in more than $4,000 a month for nearly two years, to do a minimum,15 podcasts a month (their words). while never making more than 6 in any single month, and then only once, usually it was 1 to 3. 6 months into it they reduced their monthly "minimum" to 10, but still only 1 to 3 happened a month.

>>1512613
The game is relatively stable now. Blizzard is done making new expansion packs and is focusing on cosmetics and fun game modes now. Developing content like this is extremely easy for them and it is guaranteed to sell well.

Also, despite what /v/ tells you Major tournaments of SC2 are incredibly popular. It is the most sold RTS game of all time.

>>1513284
not only that, in his current patreon his first goal is 3k for one animated episode every 50 days seems a bit much but ok whatever.

his next goal is 6k to add an editor so that's another full 3k that we suppose to believe goes to someone else btw i haven't notice any change in the upload rate and he still edits the videos himself:
https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/823477060697923584

https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/823680065019867136
plus his patreon was over 6k since he started it 4 months ago.
and finally he gets 9427$ per month that's 3k+ for his finale goal 15k for his "dream channel" seems really excessive for a gaming channel.
at least he is humble and grateful for the money:

https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/823224520622247937

>>1513403
>https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/823477060697923584
>Lots to edit
>Must be doing it himself
Retard

>>1513436
https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/823680065019867136

>>1513436
https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/822669120256626689
https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/812863978367913984

https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/823743998812557315

https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/823742572979896321

cunt

>>1513403
>at least he is humble and grateful for the money:
>https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/823224520622247937

Can you explain how that's not being 'grateful'?

>>1513533
he takes credit on employing people without pointing out the fact he is not one paying them.
the only reason he can employ anyone is because of donations.

https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/822910510525915136

and he always says he has lots of money if that's true why dose he need a patreon?

>>1513533
and for real did he hire an editor ?
the patreon is open since October.

>>1513455
>>1513446
>Our end
>Rendering as in youtube upload
As I said, retard.

>>1513572
>>1513572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSj1R2xGEDk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuSdlQFEYGw

as i said cunt rendering is a part of editing

>>1513551
Dude, when you give someone money it becomes their money. That's how money works. I've never seen him be 'ungrateful' when it comes to donations, viewers or anything else.

Being pissy because you donated and he didn't deliver I can understand, patreon is a bad idea in general IMHO. But 'ungrateful' is kinda stupid.

>>1513775
Taking money and not delivering is being an ungrateful pos who takes the money given to him for granted.
Like here: >>1513284
Did those people ever get their money back?

>>1513790
Maybe they shouldn't expect to get their money back ? A crowdfunding campaign is just a lot of promises, not an actual contract... Is he a piece of shit for lying to people ? Yeah, probably. But the law is not against him.

>>1513856
cool i agree i didn't say he broke the law i said that he is an ungrateful pos.

How long do you think you could last against her wonderful cute toes?

>>1513790
That's really not the dictionary definition of 'ungrateful', but sure, OK.

>>1514158
hi jesse

> On my way back from the bank
...where she figure out how much money she still needs before being able to buy a house...I see the honeymoon in a pig shack somewhere in Oregon.

> well I'm part of the brand deal so I figure any tweet I make about it I should put the hashtag on
camwhoring anything brand deal. She seems to be getting more brand deal recently, as she figure out how to read her emails without an assistant?

>>1514315
Why doesn't she just get a patron?

>>1514452
if she did it per video, she would do it like twice then forget about it entirely and never make any more of those videos

if she did it per month, she would have to keep to a schedule and produce at least the minimum specific amount of videos she promised for the money she took, so she would become overwhelmed almost immediately because she is incapable of ever doing that. and if (more like WHEN) she failed to deliver, it would wreck her hugbox as they start to complain, and that continuous positive attention is what she desperately needs. she can't stand accountability.

so streaming and thanking and blowing kisses to desperate WKs for donations is all the "work" this princess can handle

>>1514158
i mean ok maybe i'm not american where i come from we call this behavior being ungrateful or at least that's the closest word i could come up with.

>>1514661
>word i could come up with.
>ungrateful
"disrespectful" seems to fit better, but the best word is

scam.
he ran a scam.

he and crendor hyped the podcast continuously, generating enthusiasm among their fan-base for the podcast so that they were confident enough in it to give him money, even containing to give them money even when c&c weren't delivering the podcast because of the goodwill they had for c&c as it continued to be talked up, like it was on the verge of really happening the next month.
they exploited customer confidence to swindle them out of money for a project they had no intention of ever delivering
a confidence scheme
a con job.

when taking money for a service and not providing said service, both"ungrateful" and "disrespectful are not harsh enough terms

>>1514452
Even if it's not on a per-video basis, Patreon is almost universally predicated on the promise of regular content and deliverable goals. Dodger just doesn't do either of these things anymore.

To be at all realistic with her current degree of productivity, her Patreon would have to be on a monthly rotation, and have zero goals attached to it. And while it would still be successful, that'd be just a *little* cute. But what would be more likely to happen is it'd claim some degree of regular content (which she'd immediately fall behind on), and offer some goal-based rewards (which she'd probably be late at delivering, if at all).

Formalising these kinds of goal-driven targets makes failure to live up to them that much more noticeable. As it stands, her channel continues to get content posted to it (as uncommon and inconsistent as "real" content is, and as lazy as VOD dumps are), and streaming is already informal enough that the odd missed/late stream isn't a huge issue.

Of course, I'm talking out of my ass, who knows what Dodger's real Patreon page might look like? It's just that based on her previous efforts, and based on those of her peers (eg. Jessie), I wouldn't actually hold any real hope for it to be some shining example of crowd funding.

>>1514791
>which she'd probably be late at delivering, if at all
she was even multiple months late sending out her stupid revlo rewards
and all that was, was sending out cards and Polaroid pictures of herself

>>1514661
>>1514751
Ungrateful is wrong, disrespectful is kind of... incidental? Sure the patreon is definitely a scam, con etc. if something was promised and has knowingly not been delivered. I don't know what wording Jesse used for his, but if it was a clear "give us X and we will produce Y" then that's exactly what it is. I seem to recall Jesse saying something about not backing kickstarters because they don't deliver a while ago (on the podcast maybe?) which is ironic.

BUT I was talking about this: >>1513533 which wasn't a tweet in any way related to patreon, etc. which is why I had a problem with it.

Dodger will do a patreon if her income dips. She will not produce more content, and just cashes in from the white knights.

>>1515065
Maybe she will have a feet Polaroid incentive?

>>1515026
>BUT I was talking about this: >>1513533
https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/823224520622247937


https://twitter.com/JesseCox/status/822910510525915136
his attitude annoys me if you have "tons of money" then why do you need to take money from your followers? and if you take money from them at least do what you said you'll do i.e hire the editor.
and that's my point and i hope someone can correct on this he yet again didn't do with the money what he promised to do.
the patreon is up for 4 months and the only thing i found about the editor is this tweet:
https://twitter.com/jessecox/status/793308520024150017

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>>1507137
DODGER GIF TIME!

>>1515141
>if you have "tons of money" then why do you need to take money from your followers

Because he has "tons of money" (partly) because he takes money from his follower obviously dumdumb.

>>1515154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2MSJy0lw_0
he shouldn't be taking money from his followers.
remember the patreon is for his channel not him.

>>1515186
And if he didn't have the patreon money for his channel he would have to use "his own" money for it and wouldn't be (as) rich.
My point still stands dumdumb.

>>1515196
>he would have to use "his own" money for it
did you watch the video he says the patreon is for things he can't afford i.e he doesn't have enough money for his own channel he says he doesn't have enough money to hire an editor or animator.
so he wouldn't have to use anything especially not his own money cunt.

It's hard for me to understand why so many people would give their hard earned money to people like Jesse Cox or Dodger. It's like... don't they understand the value of money anymore ? Those people don't need your fucking money : they already have the ad revenue, the partnerships with the big players, the "brand deals" (i.e. paid advertising)... They're just making silly videos using other people's works, they're not creating anything of real value. I mean... come on. At this point you are just paying for their lifestyles, not for their works. But I suppose everybody here already knows that.

>>1515247
The principal is that things like patreon, gamewisp etc. allow them to create content that would otherwise not make them much or any money. For example, long LPs are becoming rarer as they don't pay well, some games just can't be monetised at all.

I'm not sure it actually happens in practice. IIRC both Jesse and Dodger claimed that their Life is Strange LPs didn't make much and were demonetised quickly. Given how many other youtubers covered that game I find it hard to believe that it wasn't profitable to do so.

Dodger has often not finished series, but Jesse definitely used to. Now he has a bunch that he's either invented stupid reasons for not continuing (a 'bug' that was fixed ages ago, etc.) or has clearly just shelved because of falling views. Those are surely what donators would expect him to focus on, but it hasn't happened.

>>1515355
Super Best Friends Play is a well known and very successful "let's plays" channel... we all know about them. Did they ever beg for people money ? Not as far as I know. They are just working hard and doing business whenever possible. Also it seems they are always finishing their LPs (so are the Super Beard Bros. by the way) And guess what ? They can make a (apparently) very decent living out of it. But maybe they understand that youtubers shouldn't try to live like hollywood celebrities, I don't know.

>>1515445
Beard Bros use gamewisp quite extensively, actually. They do actually deliver on what they promise though, at least as far as I've heard.

Do people masterbate to this shit?

If she doesn't show her soles soon I might actually kill myself.

>>1515703
Do it faggot. Dodger hates you.

>>1515703

This shit is always so annoying, if this person doesn't do something i want i'm going to kill myself. Fucking do it, bitch. Nobody cares about what you want.

>>1515247
>they're not creating anything of real value
I asked myself this when Strippin arrived in the states. I guess value is defined differently for some but you have a point. And people wonder why millennials have no concept of money. Poeple like Dooger and Stank Goblin want to live better than their earns and their fans are ignorant enough to pay for this love quality entertainment.

>>1516086
*earnings
*low
It's early for me.

>>1515545
This is the place where edgy kids on 4chan shit on youtube channels for not creating "content of value"

>>1515186
>>1515247
>It's hard for me to understand why so many people would give their hard earned money to people like Jesse Cox or Dodger. It's like... don't they understand the value of money anymore?

Feeling the same, it's not the first day anymore in this "business", They knew what they would earn.
Why would anyone in the blue hell would donate to him?
No really, "editor, animator"? These are such first world problems.
First the cox and crendor scam and now this?

Just sad how people throw their money out. Give it to a hobo rather than to a guy who can't keep his finances and work schedule together.

>>1515703
good, less cancer in this world

>>1516115
I mean, I don't think the issue is necessarily with the "they're not creating content of value" side of things, it's with how they go about generating income from said content. It's with the crowd funding programs which never come close to living up to promises (eg. C&C Podcast), it's with consistent advertisement/product placement while degrading other channels who do the same (eg. that clip of Jessie from Co-Op that gets posted here every now and then), it's with the abandonment of YouTube channels which the audience pays for passively via ad revenue in favour of (inconsistent) streaming which is much more focused on the audience directly donating money (eg. Dodger), etc. The fact that the content they're producing while doing all of this is low quality is just the cherry on top of the shit sundae.

I don't think there is any argument that we're not just shitposting in these threads, and that we're not actually doing anything productive with our time here. But importantly, we're not asking anyone to financially support our shitposting.

>>1513284
Who the hell would watch those pod casts anyways? Jesus who the hell watches podcasts PERIOD? He probably saw only a couple dozen people were downloading them and made the rational choice to just upload whatever he feels like cause no one gives a fuck anyways.

>>1515563
Damn his arms are swole.

So this is a " dodger thread " and only 12 dodger gifs were posted? What the fuck is the rest of this thread then?

>>1516115
Nailed it

>>1516985
>So this is a " dodger thread " and only 12 dodger gifs were posted?
well if she starts ever making new videos, maybe that will change
nothing interesting in NEWZ to gif

her being a retard on twitter in the closest thing to being interesting that she does

https://www.instagram.com/p/BP1MVeYBuPq/
>Making soap with my family #soap

why the fuck does she need to make soap? she never bathes. i doubt she even knows how to use soap.

also, she's on another vacation

>>1517769
Maybe it's a thinly veiled hint? "Hey Dodger, welcome home ... maybe we could make some soap??"

>>1517840
>"Hey Dodger, welcome home ... maybe we could make some soap??"

"Oh gee, we made soooo much soap. You must take all of it home with you. And we'll have a whole bunch more it for for you the next time you visit, so be sure you use all of this up. PLEASE USE ALL OF IT UP BEFORE YOU COME BACK. Thank you!"

>>1517769
Where is she?

>>1518074
>Where is she?
Iraq.

Can we not just have one fucking thread where we all jerk off to her like we came here to do!

>>1518555
As soon as she shows her feet again we can fap.

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>>1518555
maybe someday.

>>1519068
Why couldn't she do this in front of an IMAX camera?

@JesseCox
>Going up today, but I have a promotional Tera stream first :) so get some rest dude

Jesse is putting off the videos that fans want (more SGS RE7) because he has to shill for a shit MMO. This isn't the first time he puts marketers ahead of his fans, actually , he seems to do it all the time.

Always has time for paid promotions, but never had to time make Cox and Crendor even though he got 4 grand a month for it.

>>1519333
and his constant political whining is unbearable.

> Hey guys! Just a reminder that I'm nominated for the @shortyawards
Is she dreaming? No way in hell would she even come close to winning an award (unless if it was a Razzies). Come on, even a dead guy (Bob Ross) has more chance of winning then her. Ironic she is asking that while in yet another vacation.

>The...Daddy of Light??? | GAMING NEWZ
unwashed pulled back hair, her face looks like she hasn't bathed in weeks
wear a jacket that was too small for sam but too big for her and a scarf over what I presume to be what she slept in

a wall was replaced in their office, so she took it as a reason to take 2 week pretty much off, only half-assing stream for home and refusing to use that computer to do any other work

she changed her twitch name from dexteritybonus to dexbonus for no real reason, and it broke her links, bots, alerts and revlo rewards accumulation
she says "I literally didn't know why I didn't expect literally everything to barf, i don't know why I didn't expect that".
i know why. she always does shit like that. she is dumb, impulsive and doesn't understand cause & effect, nor consequences, and can't think ahead at all.
and she says that everyone is being very accommodating getting her stuff working again, because she is a helpless stupid little girl who need everyone to rescue her, as usual

she still doesn't understand how time works and doesn't understand that even though she filmed in on Friday it will go up on Sunday night. so says that she will be spending the weekend at her parents, which already happened and is over by the time the video goes up. if she was not stupid she could have just said "I spent the weekend..." when she filmed it, but that would require her thinking ahead.

>>1519466
>We've got new content coming out. I'm, I'm still working on it
so someday, maybe, and those are a whole 2 videos that someone else is gonna edit
the thought of her having new stuff come out soon was so ridiculous it even made her stutter on it

>>1519470
yeah and she didn't do the anime first impressions video yet.

does anybody have any stills or gifs of the daily byte where she where that little black dress? that was no doubt the hottest she's looked imo

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>>1519573
this dress?

Look how skinny Jesse is here.. He could actually sit on a couch back then like a normal person, without having to sit on the front edge and learn back because his belly is in the way on him bending in half to get into a seated position.

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Dodger covered in Buu semen

>>1519614
i don't think this is it, but this is delightful. the dress i'm thinking about was tight in the middle then flared out.

>>1507897
>>1515563
>>1519614
so fucking fat he'll be lucky to live until 40.

>>1519695
he turns 36 in a few months, so at this point he is racing TB to Valhalla

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>>1519766
I don't think you get in Valhalla by defeating a burger

Will Dodger do anything like her Playboy shoot again?

>>1520131
she'll get married then pregnant and then disappear into oblivion. so no i doubt she'll do another shoot like that.

post more booty

>>1520131
If she gets the offer, I'm willing to bet a reasonable amount that she'd say yes.

She already sold her morals down the river on that one. Someone posted one of her old clips only a few threads ago where she was shit talking "gamer girls" who did those kinds of "sexy" shoots. She's already had the change of heart, I cant' see her flip-flopping back, especially after the generally positive reception her first shoot got.

Her popularity is on a solidly downwards spiral, and more than ever her income relies on larger contributions from fewer people (ie. the shift from many views accumulating ad sense revenue on YouTube, to fewer dedicated followers directly donating cash on Twitch). Any little blip in relevance helps her bottom line, and even at the time, her first shoot generated more buzz for her than any of the content she was producing. A day lounging about in her underwear is probably much easier "work" for her too, although she probably had to shower for it.

And, to maybe be a little icky, that kind of activity is probably more likely to attract more "I wanna donate to hot internet grill" type guys than her regular streaming activities. I can't imagine she's actively accumulating donators (at least, not at a rate compensating for the downfall of her YouTube channel), and I don't imagine she'll be upping the quality of her gameplay/commentary/etc to significantly increase donator frequency through regular content any time soon.

>>1520228
>I can't imagine she's actively accumulating donators (at least, not at a rate compensating for the downfall of her YouTube channel)

I don't think you realize how many new subs she gets on twitch each week.

>>1520272
Currently how much money does her twitch channel bring her would you say ? $20,000/month, something like that ?

>>1520346
No. She has about 5K subscribers, which means she gets $12.5K in revenue from them, but she owes 40% of that to taxes because she's self-employed, so that means she'd have $7K a month.

>>1520366
her split is 3$ per sub

>>1520378
>3$
oops 3.5$ I meant

>>1520366
That doesn't take donations into account though. We can't know since she doesn't thank donators but I wouldn't be surprised if she gets over $10k/month in donations.

>>1520366
>5K subscribers
No way in hell she has that amount. She has 30 emotes (https://twitchemotes.com/channel/dexteritybonus) which means she reached 3K subs at some point (https://help.twitch tv/customer/portal/articles/2348985). However this happen during the Amazon prime free sub, which boosted her numbers. Since then, she has lost part of those 'new subs' (she tweeted about it) and is probably hovering around 2.5K to 3.0K.

>>1520384
>oops 3.5$ I meant
This number is coming from your ass. Normal twitch revenue is 50% of subs (so 2.5$).

WTF is doogholiday?

I know she has been on holiday for nearly 4 years now, but I don't think that's what she means.

>>1520462
No, most long time large streamers get better splits, even Sam's is 3.5, he said that, so logically Dodger has that as well.

>>1520459
I could have sworn she said she was close to hitting 5K (where she would unlock 35 emotes), but I could be wrong.

Regardless, she doesn't make $20K a month, which was my main point.

>>1520459
Nope she has around 3500 now. Someone asked her recently how much till more emotes.

>>1520470
Don't try to understand dodger logic's, you'll only get brain cancer. Who knows what goes on in her little head.

5k subs? 5k people subbed to her stream? WTF

Her stream is so fucking boring and her chat is so fucking controlled, i rly don't get it.

>>1520470
>WTF is doogholiday?

Jan 23
>#doogHoliday https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C26MpjdVEAAWbUF.jpg:large
>It's live! For all your love-it-but-hate-it feelings this season! #doogHoliday https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C26PI1dUcAElf-j.jpg:large
Jan 30
>It's almost Feb y'all #doogHoliday https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3cgq95UYAAY-Pa.jpg:large

even her tweets don't help.
and why is this snowflake spreading hate?
and why is it a hashtag? does she expect it to trend or something? not gonna happen considering the hashtag has only been used 3 times worldwide, all by her.

my guess is that it is a countdown to another shit shirt promo.

>>1520819
doogholiday is her new emote on twitch

>>1520272
But is she accumulating new subscribers? The point wasn't to claim that she's not making much money anymore (though it's fair to argue that it may be a moot point if she's still making quite a lot), it's that her income is only reducing over time.

>>1520860
>doogholiday is her new emote on twitch
how is a heart with the word hate on it doogholiday?
wouldn't doogHate or doogLoveHate make more sense?

>>1520960
because of valentines

>>1520960
>how is a heart with the word hate on it doogholiday?
I think it's to describe the thing you can love and hate at the same time...Seriously, she is such a workaholic that she can't hate taking a long holiday. ROFL, nobody is fooled bitch, 90% of your time can be summarized by a blank page of your journal.

why doesn't she play any of the anime style games coming out on stream, like Gravity Rush 2 and Tales of Berseria? Isn't she a huge gamer girl weeb? There isn't really anyone with her viewer count that fits that niche on Twitch. the only games she's played that recently have been sponsered stuff, the last guardian because someone bought it for her, and that new conan game, though that was probably just following the crowd.

>>1520972
Those games don't pay her, so why play them? She is just following the easy money machine to play/promote games and get those promo $$$. Camwhoring at it's best.

>>1520970
>I think it's to describe the thing you can love and hate at the same time..
i get that, but i don't get the name of it
how does holiday equate love-hate?

>>1521042
>how does holiday equate love-hate?
>>1520964
the doogholiday emote changes every holiday before that it was a Christmas emote now it's a valentines emote.

>>1521085
>the doogholiday emote changes every holiday before that it was a Christmas emote now it's a valentines emote.
that makes sense. it is dumb, but it makes sense

>>1519622
Probably the best we've ever seen of her ass... Why did they have to fuck up the playboy shoot so bad...

>>1507137

any good burps so far OP?

>>1519622
T H I C C
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It's pretty sad that, because of the endless supply of WKs she gets she'll probably never need to do some nude shots to get money.

God they are so annoying starting the co-op podcast with a huge virtue signaling fest just nauseating.

>>1521581
what did they say? did terminal buttcancer cry over trump removing his obamacare?

>>1521581
No,whined about the Muslim ban.

Dodger just did another intel unboxing for profit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXe6wjjzLtM

I can't wait until she doesn't use these parts just like all the other years

Because Dodger is definitely qualified to evaluate computer hardware, and she would never think windows system restore/recovery would recover video files she "accidentally" deleted or be brought to tears by Photoshop /s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5bRD9ag1y0
never forget

>>1522148
and she (as usual) was more impressed with the box the things came in than the actual computer parts and she has no idea what they even are.

>>1519622
woah whats the context of this gif?

>>1522201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmi08TE2iyY

>>1522148
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5bRD9ag1y0
The part I don't understand is why did she put that shit on youtube. A quick re-shoot after figuring it out how to open will done the trick. But I guess looking like an idiot wasn't worth 5 extra min of work (ie: she put the videos on dexbonus because she was ashamed of putting it on P2HC).

>>1522244
honestly it's a funny video a lot better then boring shit she uploads these days(if she uploads at all)

>>1522148
also she said NAND, PCIe, M.2, and SATA wrong

she literally read marketing information off of her phone for each thing, and intel gave her tickets to PAX East to promote more shit

>>1522244
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5bRD9ag1y0 [Remove]
>why did she put that shit on youtube.
so she could keep the stuff and the money

> A quick re-shoot after figuring it out how to open will done the trick.
but she had broken part of it already, so that even after it she did it right, it still was borked.

original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9dmpIm87bs
you can see her haphazardly throw the stuff around and partially sit on it even though it is thousands of dollars of shit (at the time). not to mention the dirty box and packing material all over her bead

and that's her old beloved beadspread that is now chucked over the futon for cats

>>1522270
>PCIe
Haven't you heard of the new PCLE standard? Dodger seem to thing it should replace PCIe pretty soon, she is a pro, don't question.

>>1522270
Spelling out SATA isn't wrong. It's an abbreviation. Sure, most people say it as a word, but it's technically not wrong to say it as S-A-T-A.

>>1522568
That doesn't excuse PCLE and N-A-N-D and M point 2

it just shows that she has no idea what she is talking about, but still advertised the product

she can't use the "i only do promos for things i love" lie

>>1522568
>Spelling out SATA isn't wrong. It's an abbreviation.

sure, i bet you say N-A-S-A too, right?

Well, after years of watching hours upon hours of anime, more then actually doing anything gaming, Miss Stupid thinks she could do a 'regular' show about it. Don't expect too much, she would soon stop thinking it ever existed. Next, I would suggest doing Napping Newz, since she is obviously an expert on that topic and it wouldn't require any effort (just fucking record yourself sleeping!).

>>1522645
She is clueless about computer parts or anything computer related, which beg the question why Intel keep sending her stuff (her audience are not all interested about those topics). Typical female gamer pandering to an audience of virgin WK exciting by any female interacting with them.

So one of the brand new shows that she has been working on all month that she wants to pilot out, is nothing more than an anime themed episode of NEWZ?

Didn't octopimp or Erin make one of these for her once when dodger was slothing around at a convention?

She couldn't be any more lazy and uncreative.

Year is 1/12 over already, and nothing new on her barren channels and no volunteering yet either. Where is that channel update for both channels she said she was gonna do?

But hey, I bet the lettering in her planner is spectacular

>>1523208
>which beg the question why Intel keep sending her stuff
Because marketing departments see her number of (inactive) subscribers and get a boner. Even though she gets the same views per month at 100k subs as she does at 800k. They are not smart enough to look at views per month to judge the health of a channel.

>>1523218
Whatever the views/subs, her audience is neither technical nor able to build a desktop PC. Promoting with Sam will make sense, but with Dodger, it's mostly preteen girls or fag WK, neither of which probably knows who Intel is.

>>1523215
>Didn't octopimp or Erin make one of these for her once
Let's see:
> Live Action Naruto Movie?! | ANIME NEWZ (Aug 2015)
> DIGIMON TRI'S ATTACK ON THE BOY | Anime Newz (Apr 2015)
> ANIME NEWZ: The Legend of JoJo's Bizarre Tsubasa (Jun 2014)
getting 50K to 100K views.

So Dodger is only 2.5 years late to the party. Worst part, is she is not even committing doing it weekly...

>>1523220
She can't even charge a vlog camera on her own

>>1523215
same music, intro, format, length as gaming newz

how original! /s

and she said she has been thinking about this for MONTHS and totally was going to to it last week but half-assed a half-hearted a newz instead

it took her MONTHS to do the exact same thing she does every [other] week, and used to do 3 times a week

>>1523516

at least she burped

>>1523516
>how original! /s
Erin was the one who came up with the idea and the name for the show (2.5 years ago). Most likely dodger didn't remember it and rediscover after a nap.

her makeup in "ANIME NEWZ" made me say out loud what the fuck

is it supposed to be funny? did she intend to catch that 13-year-old look?

She finally got around to make hand drawn doodle revlo rewards from months ago. And a grand total of 7 of them. It literally took her 23 minutes from first to last post to doodle these for twitter. She waited months. All she had to do is put off her next nap by half an hour to do them.

>>1523215
Poor Erin will never get any credit for this.

'member when Jesse used to buy twitch views? oh i 'member.
http://www.twinge.tv/shaboozey/growth/#/756

>>1523969
What is the purpose of doing that ?

>>1524049
tiny penis ?

>>1524052
why don't you do it then?

>>1524097
stfu Jesse.

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Sauce?

>>1524458
good god he is a disgusting fat fuck
they played speedrunners at some con but the videos are made private by polaris

>>1524458
Is that dodger? She's a chubbo.

>>1523768
I'd give her some credit with meh dick.

>>1519614
>>1519785
>>1520492
>>1524458
That chick Leila must peg his fat ass.

>>1524458
Too fat to sit on a chair