Cute Animal Thread

>>1497834
I really want to edit in intense flyby sounds.

>>1497799
I want to be that trainer,. But instead of a pony I would like a beautiful woman.

>>1497861
Then do it anon. I believe in you

>>1499463
What kind of cat is this

>>1499463
Your birb looks sick man :/

>>1497834

What are the birds being attacked? And for the matter what is the bird attacking?

>>1499463

Squeezing the fleefs is a sure sign to test a feller's temperment

>>1499548
I don't know about the birds being attacked, but the ones doing the attacking appear to be falcons of some sort.

Falcons tend to prey upon other birds.

>>1497795

banjo?

>>1499520
UUUUUUUGGHGHGH
>ignites the Lightworks engine
>Ignites the other 78 youtube tabs on how to work this thing.
I'll see you guys in a week.

>>1501853
It's like a clown car

>>1499548
Because predators tend to eat other animals

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>>1501850

>>1504284
x-tra kek

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This is my last one :3

>>1497795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykm3PwkgV0Q

>>1504279
the hero mother Russia deserves

https://youtu.be/tcSivqgZVGw

>>1499548
those are young falcons practising on some birds that are too big to be actualy hunted by them, since these birds don't see the falcons as a major threat and are very manouverable they make for excellent practice

>>1505292
this is really heart warming

>>1504276
>[Autistic Screeching]

>>1501854
Banned in the UK

>>1504293
sorry about your dog :/

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ADORABLE.

>>1507775
It kinda is desu

>>1507775
da fuck is that

>>1504276
damn, can you imagine if you're already a pretty defenseless small soft little thing and all of a sudden something like 100 times bigger than you just walked up and got in your face? id be pissing myself

>>1504293
what is this tune and why the dog meme?

>>1507809
Whip spider. Same thing they tortured in Harry Potter.

>>1497795
Nigga dat shit sounded straight outta Silent Hills PT

>>1507775

I imagine it going 'Hey! HEY! HEYEYEYEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY! HEY!'

>>1507817
Fake. Nothing is that cute.

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>>1508336
Something is. And it's called a sugar glider.

>>1504293
Sorry about your dog

>>1508358
>Within [sugar glider] social communities, there are two co-dominant males who suppress subordinate males, but show no aggression towards each other. These co-dominant pairs are more related to each other than to subordinates within the group; and share food, nests, mates, and responsibility for scent marking of community members and territories.
tfw no sugar glider alpha bro to pass ass back and forth with me

>>1504276
soon as I played this my cat came into the room looking for something to kill

>>1508376
You've been a subby this whole time

>>1497832
underrated

>>1505292
>When someone tries to sing a song they don't know the lyrics to

>>1499548
Eurasian jay's

>>1499580
That's a small chocobo.

>>1507949
>why the dog meme?
It's originally from /f/. Usually whenever this video is posted, it has the filename "Click here to smile.swf" and the subject is "My dog died today"

>>1504284
this was a good one.

>>1509452
It's a chobocobo baby.

>>1505292
What's the song?

>>1508336
Yeah, until they get mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goOxkxKgvdI

>>1508879
you mean outdated

>>1504284
STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL, GARFIELF

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>>1497795

>>1509837
Still pretty cute

>>1509837
That's even cuter. Sounds like a squishy toy being repeatedly squished

>>1497810

This is what happens when you encourage kid's fantasies about being the opposite sex. Boy is like 8 years old and infatuated with the cock.

>>1509825
Darude - Sandstorm

>>1507839
>Mfw hamster joins the survey corps

>>1507817
Weeeeeeeeeee

>>1508376
>sharing women

>>1507839
No shit. This little critter thought for sure he could best the human in a fight.

>>1510937
Awwwwww :3

>>1497818
This .gif is so strange and hypnotic. I've always wanted to know what the fuck is happening. Anyone have sauce on this?

>>1497834
>that one bird who's so fucking baller he fakes out and Matrix-dodges the hawk while gripping the tree branch

>>1512278
Passing slags around and getting cuked are two very different things

One is beta as fuck, the other is more alpha than apparently you will ever be

>>1504276
I think this is a lemming.

>>1504276
I usually love cute animals but all this did was make me want to toy around with it before killing it.

>>1504293
Dog about your sorry

>>1507817
I used to have two of these. Disgusting little screeching piss machines. Anything that cute comes with a million drawbacks

>>1513049
>WE ARE FUCKING ACTUAL

Every time

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>>1507775
I feel bad for the little guy every time I see this. They usually are not that agressive, they're total cowards. For him to react like that he must have been harassed to no end. Also one of the antenniform legs is broken off. Those are extremely important to them, they're "blind" without. I don't think the guy in the webm takes good care of his animals at all.

>>1507809
Euphrynichus amanica

>>1504307
fuk'n lol

>>1511727
my dude im sure that's a hen

>>1513049
kek

>>1504293
rip gabe

>>1497834
This is the best .webm of the year

>>1517192
actually pretty sad

>>1510937
Is this at a zoo, or can you actually have a pet penguin?

>>1517359
It's got a tag, you can hear a walkie talkie, and the floors and walls look industrial. Definitely not a pet in someone's home

>>1510937
>0:45
[Autistic Screeching]

>>1517434
>It's got a tag
Eh, its not that uncommon to find pet birds with some kind of tag, but its probably at some kind of clinic, given its bandaged foot.

>>1504279
this is russian as fuck

>>1517336
Most of BBC documentaries could be made into awesome gifs. They probably have the best cameramen in anything video related ever.

>>1505576
kek

>>1501851
>they way the dog hesitates after the treat is revealed.

KEK! Some dogs really hate those little booties

>>1513049
I've seen this guy's vids with his bird before.

Apparently he adopted the cockatoo from an animal rescue service.

Gee I wonder what his original owners were like?

>>1517079
>>1513049
Holy fuck I died

>>1512278
>Not sharing your woman with your other woman

>>1510937
Don't penguins smell fucking terrible and shit everywhere uncontrollably though?

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Heil Der Feather

>>1507949
The song is from Totoro.

>>1497795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykm3PwkgV0Q

>>1513049

I'd bet money that the previous owner was a teenage kid playing call of duty in the same room as the bird.

>>1519702
Yes

>>1521694
>the brown seal that shat all the way
kek

>>1504276
*attack on titan theme plays*

>>1513049
/pol/ the bird

>>1513019
It's a Brazilian music video of the worst kind. It's funny because the music sucks, and if you can bear it, here you go. The loop is around 1:20

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hE4jzRmncRA

>>1504276
WTF? Is that a wild hamster?

>>1501482
godspeed friend, the OC demands it

>>1522581
Fucking lol

>>1511727
lol you tried.

>>1517192
Why does this give me a boner?

>>1504276
Raticate used Hyper Fang!

>>1519702
>smell fucking terrible and shit everywhere uncontrollably

You described every single avian that exist.

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>RIP doggo

>>1513171
This is what cats feel.

>>1504279
that is pure comedy

>>1522581
fockin' disgusting

>>1520506
>/pol/ buys a bird
>a week later

>>1520506
I died.

>>1510937
[Dinosaur Noises]

>>1510937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ72HJcrdd8

>>1513049
Fuckin LET'S FLY, huh?!

>>1510937
sounds just like the bird from wind waker

>>1520506
i can't stop watching this

>>1517277
hens are girl chickens

>>1531706
what a whore

>>1513019
It's called an "ostrich mating dance." It's what they do before they get their fuck on

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>>1531706
Dude escaped the friendzone

>>1504279
How did the cat not die from the electric shock?

>>1532727
He did die, but he has 8 more lives.

>>1521699
that was beautiful

>>1523816
so you took out sir David attenborough and replaced him with THAT SHIT

>>1532752
2stronk

>>1509825
check the birb thread, it was posted in there

>>1520506
Prussian, not nazi

>>1498180
Your insurance covers a goat. Is that good?

>>1503712
Greyhounds don't give a shit about anything, I've fully clothed my greyhound before and he just didn't care about the clothes.

>>1497818
I want to make that a greeting card for aliens.

>>1501482
I'm waiting eagerly

>>1501853
Lost

>>1504284
Even with the filename, did not see that comin.

>>1531706
TRUNKED

>>1523816
Context?

>>1535011
Dude probably fell/arrived somehow into a snake pit

>>1521694
anyone have edit of this with music?

>>1536018
It almost looked like it was some right of passage based on the other one's look kek

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>>1534995
Beat me to it.

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>>1536041
this one?

>>1529519
>not perturbarker

>>1536380
What's the song?

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>>1521694
>>1536041

>>1536380
Yes! Thanks anon!

>>1537592
>Okami dialogue.webm

>>1537592
>>1537608
https://youtu.be/JIxKBrSVi64

>>1537551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUg2LFUzxFw

>>1537617
Thanks

>>1511727
That's a hen. But I still kekked.

>>1501853
Just realized that the camera guy backed out through a window

>>1499463
I am unfamiliar with this breed of hedgehog.

>>1537593
I remember a anon saying it would takes months of playing those noises at the bird until it picked it up. Is this true?

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>>1537608
>>1537611
I thought it sounded familiar.

>>1531706
Its funny until your realize its trying to rape/kill her.

>>1504284
What kinda fuckin mad world am I living in

>>1517192
Stop making me feel sad about spiders.

>>1536018
>>1535011
The lizards like to lay their eggs in that area. The snakes know this, and they wait for them to come down out of the rocks to try and eat them.

>>1521694
>Feminist march

>>1532581
>gave him a nose job

>>1498180
>saying no to horse pussy

>>1504276
i'd be fucking afraid of getting rabies from that.

>>1537682
I remember this as well. Some confirmation would be cool.

>>1539655
Bitch

>>1507809
>>1508041

Whiptail Scorpion is their 'actual' name.
Slightly misleading genetically speaking, but that's their name.

>>1499463
Puffy vulva

>>1522694
Incredible. I now have more questions than I did before asking for sauce.

>>1541987
I wasn't any less confused than you. Glad to help.

>>1521689
May i ask why there is soap in your soup?

>>1537682
>>1539736
It depends on if the bird is young, the species, the frequency of the stimulus, diversity and frequency of other stimuli, etc... there is an impressionable phase the fledgling goes through, called the critical period or critical phase, which lasts anywhere from days to months depending on the species, where the animal learns, essentially, what language it will speak.

I don't know how long it is for a domesticated whatever kind of bird that is.

>>1505508
bruh

>>1521699
that dog took more time to teach the pup then my father event took to teach me anything

>>1542523
Same. When I was a child/teenager my father didnt teach me shit about how the world works or how to do general stuff.

All he ever did for us is bring food to the table, and to this day he still thinks that was good enough.

>>1521905
Why the fuck do horror movie writers invent aliens when these things are already on Earth with us

>>1542643
Be nice to that booger, he did no wrong

>>1534158
That sounded like one of the Prussian victory marches that Hitler used for his own parades.

>>1542429
how do you not know that's a parakeet

>>1542535
>All he ever did for us is bring food to the table, and to this day he still thinks that was good enough.
Haha holy shit. What a fucking pussy.

>>1532727
did you skip physics in high school? for the electricity to hurt you it has to go through you on the way to ground. this is why birds can perch up there.

>>1504307

Birb discovers the doppler effect

>>1543158

>DEDBOYE :(

>>1529519
F

>>1521690
>wet golden retrievers
god, I can smell them from here

>>1529519
F :(

>>1521690
And so.
The trifecta is complete.

>>1536018
The video clip is from Planet Earth II.
https://youtu.be/Rv9hn4IGofM

>>1537724
what breed of cat is this

>>1543162
To the right there, you can see the ghost of the last dog that tried climbing those stairs

>>1497799
What kind of dog is that?

>>1519384
>>KEK!

get out

>>1548153
Nah, that's the doggo that he was meant to be, but now never will.

>>1537024
It's not perturbator though, that's M.O.O.N

>>1536282
Is that filmed in that Japanese island which has a gigantic fuckload of cats?

>>1532581
I want to be that elephant

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>>1510543

>>1523816
Holy fuck that was intense.

>>1542415
it a clean soup

>>1531706
TRUNKED

>>1531373
Puppy wants its mother you shitty shit shits.

>>1504281
I miss my chocobo, it died last summer! :(

>>1528679
Bruuh, you furry as fuck

>>1507775
I thought was animated for years

>>1523816
Unbelievable, the unedited original scene is amazing. This shit emo like edgy music just kills it!

>>1497799
so tiny yet already a rape horse

>>1539675
why is birbs like that

>>1504276
what animal is this

>>1509837
Dog's all "shut the fuck up Steve"

>>1548633
Fukushima exclusion zone or whatever it's called.

>>1542692
it's a budgie

>>1513049
>AL QAEDA
>BIRD!

That part gets me every time

>>1537682
Changes from bird to bird. That's the way to do it if you want your bird to be like that. Repeating noises and whatnot. For other things like tricks and whatnot it takes a lot of interaction. Some birds can make sounds in an instant, they can just pick up on the noise right away. Most though would need this method to get sounds though

>>1539675
>dejavu
dorifto birdo confirmed

>>1523816
>ruin amazing clip with gay ass meme song from a shit game

Shameful.

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>>1550539
I need more flopwops

>>1531706
"the weak should fear the strong"

>>1504293
Condolences about your canine

>>1552313
Theyre actually sying daijobu

>>1531001
>underrated post

>>1501850
what kind of tonton is this?

>>1550736
critter

>>1543162

exploding version is much better

fortune

>>1543161
>haha

>>1501853
gorgeous wuffles are gorgeous

>>1543112
Actually it did shock him, because he touched more than one line at once

>>1548934
pretty good

>>1536282
how do you not take it home after that?

>>1542643
You haven't seen shit.
This is barely a japanese snack or a pron scene prop, depending on the audience the film is aimed at.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4053490/The-terrifying-creatures-deep-Russian-deep-sea-fisherman-online-hit-revealing-bizarre-catches.html
Have a lookie.

>>1507775
I always assumed this was an animation test even if the creature itself is a real thing. Because those movements look odd and the video quality is a cheap/easy way of hiding render problems, because seriously who has any type of camera that has that type of quality issues nowadays. Or even within the past 10 years.

>>1505292
I don't know enough about bird behaviour to know what's happy and what isn't, or more importantly what's healthy or what isn't. This could be the bird equivalent of a chained up bear bouncing in a cage for all I know.

>>1497834
Lana, Lana, LAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1521689
are they cleaning the pig in a bidet
UGHH

>>1550619
we just don't know

>>1521694
*urge to club intensifies*

>>1555938
Canada please, the other countries are watching

>>1521905
Oh, I used to get those in my Fruit Loops back in the 80s.

>>1499463
That's one cheeky dog

>>1548150
Pangolin

>>1550853
ALLEN ALLEN ALLEN

>>1539824
What's wrong with this snek?

please need more cuteness

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>>1558776
you got it fampai

>>1537593
>>1537682
>>1542429
It strikes me suddenly that this is horrifying. Can you imagine realizing that the language you speak, the very way you organize and express your thoughts, has been subtly forced on you by another entity purely for their own amusement?

You scream and shout and slice your soul at the futility of the universe, but all they hear is robot sounds from a 1970s soap opera.

>>1558800
that's the cutest triple dubs i've ever seen

>>1497795

Bump for good animals.

>>1537581
FUCKING NORMIES!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

normies need more cute please

>>1497795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykm3PwkgV0Q

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>>1569154

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>>1552677

>>1569155
Holy fucks