Fisticuffs thread, bonus points for KOs, more bonus points for

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>>1489839

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>>1489902
>no niggering

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>when rib is kill

>>1489902
what the hell is happened to that poor woman and why?

i mean obviously she's getting the shit beat out of her but who is doing it? is he holding a stapler?

>>1489946
She didnt use the right pronouns

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>>1489839
Are hooligan throwdowns allowed?

>>1489900
awesome.

>>1489902
should I feel bad if this made me hard?

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A different kind of KO

>>1489902
it's his sister. she forgot to rewind his dragonball z tapes

>>1489897
That is some real fighting spirit

>>1489926
pretty sure ribs make a different sound than this. what you heard is just skin being hit, and even if a rib is being broken it isnt audible here

>>1490031
Fucking mental. Looks like purples won almost decisively.

>>1490031
Americans are dumb they said

>>1489946
She cheated on him

>>1490702
>homosexual entertainment

>>1489839
Did he die?

>>1490885
Did he died?*

>>1490931
Was he kill?*

>>1489839
little kid knew what he was doing, but unfortunately the other dude was just way too big and was lucky enough to miss that headshot when he swept in for the pickup. If red shirt had been a bit more precise with his shots and moved away faster, he could have stood a chance

course, hindsight is 20/20

>>1489902
The funniest thing about this to me is the fact hes wearing a Everlast hoodie.

>>1490431
Too bad it's not Americans.Organised British gang fights. Fight club in a group.

>>1490621
Fucking kek.

>>1489926
>when liver is kill

>>1490991
>reading comprehension

>>1491058
wonder in MJ will have any trauma after that fight

>>1490942
Is he deaded?*

>>1491076
Is he no longer among the living?*

>>1491084
Is he no life?

>>1490367
man pettis was an animal back then

>>1490378
Can someone make this a one punch edit?

>>1490991
You need to learn to read. Fucking Idiot.

>>1490702
>Console fags

>>1489900
rofl he just stands there and takes it. that is proof that mma is just as fake as WWE type wrestling.

>>1490702
typical console gaymers

>>1491058
all this mma shit looks like WWE type wrestling to me by which i mean ... acting

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Would you be willing to take a full bodied uppercut from Mike Tyson in his prime for a million dollars?

>>1489900
fuck showboaters but that was all right

>>1489905
>armbar on a bear
fucking russians. god i love 'em

>>1491207
yes. i'd have to be drunk or on something, but fuck yes

>>1491207
>The corner post knew

>>1491227
Keep in mind, he may actually decapitate you.

>>1491230
as long as i'm allowed to try to absorb the blow i'll be okay. now, if i have to stand up straight with my arms at my side i'd be fucked for sure. still worth a million bucks though

>>1489902
She has some cute panties.

>>1490299
Nope

>>1490031
warband F1 F3

>>1490390
You seem like you've been through that before, anon.

>>1489898
the sounds they made was the disturbing part.

>>1490955
Much bigger? Ha the 'small' guy could have picked him up too. He just wants to box and it's not a boxing max but a fight

>>1489902
they call me black jesus

>>1491207
>would you die for money
No.

>>1491207
no cos id fucking die

>>1490702
Source?

>>1489897
>bullies an autist
>Gets BTFO

Universal justice is so arousing.

>>1491219
Hahahaha

>>1490621
WHY

>>1490621
fair game

>>1491576
If this wasn't in a third world country that dude would easily be charged with something, that was overkill.

>>1489898
that's pretty retarded

>>1489839
>5 feet of blood spatter
That kids face must've exploded when it hit the tile

>>1491722
>39(OP)
>>5 feet o
I'm positive that some of that blood is from the kid that did the slamming

>>1491576
that guy's dead i think. his oponent is a doctor in russia.

>>1491576
did his forehead cave in?

>>1491122
Pepsi?

>>1491069
i have a hunch that he's got wheels now

>>1489900
please tell me the goddamn showoff got destroyed some other fight.

>>1489902
>doesn't end in rape

>>1491228
underrated

>>1491061
what the fuck is that ref doing!? one of all the bribe shit?

>>1490702
/r/ing source? The black haired one is p cute.

>>1491061
referee obviously a very knowledgeable guy

>>1492227

Well doesn't this just tickle my raging ryona boner

>>1492227
grabbed her by the pussy like donald trump

>>1492332
NIGGA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1491995
that's what you get for messing with someone who's 10 or so years older than you

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>>1492227
>jersey says jamal

>>1491205
MMA isn't fake, nor is UFC. I suppose peoples limbs being broken, faces smashed in, blood flying all over the fuck must be fake too.

>>1491722
it's from the slammer's nose I believe

>>1492332

This physically hurts to watch.

>>1492007
>>1489839
Am I the only one who thinks body slams aren't fair in a fight? Such a faggot way out.

>>1492561
spoken like a true manlet

>>1492561
The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

>>1490299
I don't so why should you

>>1489902
Is it weird that this turned me on?

>>1492561
It's a valid move, its valid even in Olympic sports such as Judo and wrestling. Also the only fair fight is the one you lose.

>>1492561
In a real fight there are no rules. Only those who get out of the engagement without harm are the winners.

Sure, you could act like Barney Badass, get your eye gouged out, but.. hey, you won that fight, right?

>>1489926
do me a favor. take your hands and clap them together. now think about where that sound is heard in this video. it's not the fucking ribs. they just clapped skin.

>>1489897
The wall-a-dope

>>1492170
actually no, hes one of the best fighters in the world, recently crushed a mans skull with his knee

>>1491207
>goat boxing
what a joke.

>>1492489
no. that is what you get for messing with some one with 50 pounds over you.
boxing has weight classes for a reason pal.

>>1492565
this.

>>1490299
Yes!

>>1492577
Yes!

>>1492650
DAAMN....

Based fat man.

>>1491061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4

>>1489897
Retard strength is real.

>>1491061
Dead turkroach. Kudos Serbfriend

>>1492650
>that leg twitch the moment he gets clocked

noice.

>>1492561
Nigger detected. Fuck off. Only niggers say this kind of shit because they only know to fight like apes. They'll push you into the environment and at the first sign of you getting the upperhand will have their chimp troop step in.

Youre a bigger nigger for even posting this. Learn to wrestle or jujitsu and stop being such a piece of shit.

>>1491180
under rated post

>>1491995
>Str vs Dex

>>1492440
He probably just hates roaches

>>1492713
>actual nigger detected

You're fucking retarded, faggot. Niggers are usually the first ones to do this kind of shit, dumb cunt faggot.

>inb4 durr muh anecdotal evidence itt hurr

Go eat nigger cock, dipshit.

>>1492650
>>1492650

>those bitches in the background

I hope they both blew big man after that. Simultaneously.

>>1492722
you trying this hard made me vomit in my mouth a little anon. Easy on that edge

>>1492565
In defense on manlets(I'm 5'6) I've body slammed the shit outta people in fights I couldn't give a shit if it happens to me either since I'm the one stupid enough to get slammed in the first place. You're probably thinking of niggers and spics who cry "thas not fair mane" when their homies and esseys get put in comas.

>>1492762
I would've thought you'd know how handle your gag reflexes by now with all the cock you suck, dipshit cunt faggot.

>>1492650
>those boots
>that feint
>that sound
Fuck those bitches in the back I'd pay for big man to the sole man in a 20 person orgy.

>>1490991
>too bad it's not Americans
No shit
>Fight club in a group
well gee wizz you done learned me a thing

It's called hooliganism you literal piece of stale cornbread

>>1492767
>nigger defending body slams

Niggers are the ones who don't fight fair, dipshit. They either come and gang up you, keep beating you when you lost, or bring a knife/gun to the fight. Stop trying to false-flag this shit, you fucking dipshit nigger.

>>1491995
fake alpha vs true alpha. respek.

>>1492776
And what slams are not fair? Get the fuck outta here with that faggotry you either bring friends or go down swinging there's no rules in fighting. Fuck off with that honor bullshit fighting is about inflicting as much damage to another person as you can because you hate the nigger/spic/cracker. Go suck a dick you metrosexual beanpole faggot.

>>1492782
>faggot nigger getting this triggered

Now you expose yourself as the dirty nigger who probably brings a knife/gun too. Stick it up your ass, you subhuman dumb cunt nigger faggot. Your faggot nigger self is probably just rationalizing the fact that you've never won on fair terms, like most niggers. Dipshit cunt, you clearly show your faggotory with you obsession of cocksucking, little faggot.

>>1492791
>12 year old detected
>being this triggered
Whoa there little fella you gotta pick your moments on when to curse if not they lose all effect. Let me get this straight you think I'm a nigger(wrong) who's never won a fair fight(wrong) because I defended the fact that I've slammed the shit outta people. How the fuck did you come to all those conclusions? I think you're the nigger here with such a shitty ability to comprehend what others type.

>>1492518
lol

>>1492801
Niggers don't fight fair, and in all honesty, body slamming really isn't fail(it actually wasn't that popular until niggers/spics brought it up as their go to tactic), no matter what you tell your insecure faggot self. Hence it's pretty easy to conclude you're some dirty nigger. Especially considering with how vigorously you defend the idea that "there's no rules" "inflict as much damage", typical nigger shit I hear. Fact is, you're either some nigger, hardcore faggot, or some insecure chink. You can't fight so all you rely on is on some cheap body slam and then probably pound on the loser, like a typical nigger faggot would do.

>>1490031
That giy kicking the downed ones. What an actual fucking melt.

>>1492713
i dont want to be a stickler but slams are banned in jiujitsu

>>1491058
Khabib is a fucking savage. This is just chilling if you know who this dude is and where he came from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOVaDaGslQ

>>1492791
Who was triggered here?

>>1492544
hawaiian is my hero

>>1491207
Is it taxed? Also what about the medical issues and possibly death from the punch?

Nah

>>1492170
He only fights pure scrubs. He wont get destroyed until hes forced to fight guys that actually have wikipedia pages

>>1492227
>Western ryona

>>1489897
Fake as fuck.

>>1492544

Half in the baaag.
Fuck movies!

>>1491805
No, he's just a slav

>>1492544
That black guy is yelling worldstar, isn't he?

>>1492622
At least he wasn't a fuckhead and walked away all cocky-like. He seemed genuinely concerned.

>>1490621
>"no put the kinder surprise back, it'll ruin your appetite"

>>1489900
fucking nigger

>>1492812
Wow so in the middle of an altercation you fucking tell the other guy "hey man don't do this and that", really? How many fights have you been in? Maybe you're some mcdojo runoff thinks point sparring at a meet or whatever is real fighting. There are no rules in a street fight and the other guy would do the exact same fucking thing if he could. Have you actually been in a real right? There are no winner in the end just soreness, bruises and aches. You sound like some karateboo anime watching faggot. Still not a nigger btw keep guessing, I'll give you a hint north western European.

>>1490299
You should feel bad if you didnt get a boner from watching this

>>1492650
>Letting him get back up before fighting again.

Fucking southern hospitality.

>>1492544

Hawaiian shirt dude just folding dudes, swatting cunts left and right. What a legend.

>>1492650
ur all sucking the fat fucks cock because he dazed him early with a cheap shot...
plz.

>>1491061
filename should be "WorldWar1commences"

>>1491995
The driver was sentenced for a year in jail for beating and battering.

>>1492561

>this fighting move isn't fair in this fight

If you want a fight with rules you want to abide by, join a competition that enforces those rules, don't pick random fights in the street.

>>1489897
Why the fuck do these faggots always chuck out dozens of meaningless knees and punches like they're trying to impress a panel of judges?

>>1491810
isded*

>>1490378
Love how disgusted he is by the mouth piece coming at him.

>>1489902
This is hard to watch.

>>1489905
Beautiful

>>1491180
mY FUCKING SIDES

>>1492332
nigga- oh no!

>>1492544
dat filename

>>1492713

>nigger nigger fuck off nigger
3 seconds later:
>"whoah son back off on the edge"

rofl you're fucking stupid as fuck you know that?

>>1493279
that's hot

>>1489900
*hehe nothing personel kid*

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>>1493441

>>1492518
Hated those kinds of fights. It's one thing to go down and ground pound but for several minutes? It gets boring.

>>1492544
>When you play guardian and get more fed than enemy dps

>>1493445
why they slap

>>1489897
are they playing? fake punches or something?

>>1492650
Cheap shot.

>>1492577
same, I kinda feel ashamed, but horny at the same time.

>>1491690
in america, REMEMER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you are in a fight and the person you fight falls down and you hit them while they are on the ground it is immediatly attempted murder

If you are fighting and they fall down, STOP

>>1489905
That bear clearly loves that human very much.

>>1490955
>He could have won if he had won.

>>1493163
No he wasn't.

>>1493140
>>1493507
This desu.

Nobody bats an eye when a redneck chimps out.

>>1493140
>>1493507
>>1493762
these guys get it.

>>1492604
Trillion times this.

All laws and morals and ethics are 200% fiction when you're fighting anything at all.

Kill or be killed really.

>>1493926
that is why nothing beats a pipebomb

>>1491253
kekked

>>1489900
You guys really hate showboating but a fight is a fight IMO. If youre not strong mentally ur probably gonna lose.

>>1489900
yo who brought dhalsim to the fight?

>>1490955
This is why they use scales in professional fights.

People actually think they are the same size.

>>1491606
kys

>>1493608
Learn to add sound, you fucking loser. I know all those terrible webms were you.

>>1489912
god tier mullet

>>1492650
"i'm the only one allowed to fuck my sister"

>>1489845
dude took 6 straight shots to the face at the beginning without hardly flinching. Then came back to kick that kids ass. Very nice.

>>1489902
I feel bad for her.

>>1491207
we talking with gloves on or off

>>1494165
Man the little guy in the hoodie doesn't even know how to throw a punch, hope he thanked his bro for saving his ass.

>>1493441
Rawanda Rousey

is the correct filename

>>1493470
its cm punk

>>1491576
story?

>>1494333
What a dick move.

>>1492951
underrated

>>1492812
Look at this tiny guy

>>1489902
is he assaulting her with a stapler

>>1494400
Fucking A

If threads like this taught me anything it's that sucker punches and body slams are the best way to win fights

>>1492489
>thats what you get when you don't know how to proper punch

>>1494002
Thumbs up.

>>1495120
r i p

>>1492571
true

>>1493441
oh shit

>>1489902
>white people

>>1494333
>>1494335
Barboza was trying to fake a left hook into the back kick. Awesome move, too bad he hit Felder in the dick though lol. Also, I really hope he fights for the title soon.

>>1495025
Are you 12? That's pretty common knowledge to any male that's hit puberty already.

>>1493140
>>1493762
>>1493835
how is that a cheap shot? if the skinny dude wasn't expecting then that his fault

>>1489845
Manlets. When will they learn?

No, but in all seriousness, that guy must have had at LEAST 15 pounds and 4 inches on that other kid. Foolish boy.

>>1489898
I've always liked the phrase "Gunslingers" to describe boxers. Another favorite nickname my coach used to use was "Prizefighters", because, as explained by him "Even when there's no ring to fight in, even when it's nothing but you and the rest of the streets to watch you fight; there'll always be a prize at the end of the bout, and that prize is to see which one of you unlucky bastards ain't gonna walk home first." Paraphrasing, of course.

>>1492561
Anything is fair in a street fight.

>>1493471
I hate it when fighters get up in the other guy's face after they win.

Literally AbsolutelyBarbaric,jpeg

>>1493507
>>1493835
>>1493762
this isn't queensbury rules. If it's a standard yelling-into-punching argument it's pretty much anything goes, the first person to throw wins %90, it's even worse if you're sticking your head out with your hands out trying to look tough

>>1489900
amazing skill so fun to watch domination sometimes

>>1493441
ippon

>>1495703
>If it's a standard yelling-into-punching argument it's pretty much anything goes

That's retarded. Usually when it's a standard yelling argument, rules are set in a fight. Nothing below the waist etc etc. Only when it's a fighting for your life fight, is where anything goes.

>>1495711
these aren't hard rules, you're being too literal. Do guys kick each other in the balls? no. Do they gouge their eyes out? no. Even in world star hip hop shit they don't, these are just tacit things people are aware off, but what I'm saying is that people think squaring off to fight, for an extended period, after a verbal argument is dumb, and if you have some delusion that the other guy is going to hold to that kind of honor be ready to get hit first, or at least don't make yourself such an easy target

>>1494453
>>1491576
Russian doctor get called to nurse cuz some drunk dude is harassing them. Guess he got pissed. The dude on the floor later died.

>>1495723
Okay. I still think sucker punching is for cowards and faggots, you don't need to hold on to some kind of "honor" to know that sucker punching is low. Usually in a non life threatening fight, you have your verbal argument and then you say "lets settle this outside", then boom no one has a cheap advantage. Not sure if that's what you're arguing, but that's what I'm saying.

>>1489839
Fuck. I kind of liked how the guy in red went in. Did he died?

>>1494466
the cig in his mouth makes this 10x more badass

>>1495733
I get what you're saying and all things being equal I would agree but there are a lot of vagaries in the real world. Like what if the skinnier guy was the one who started it, what if he just wouldn't leave the chubby guy alone? we obviously can't tell just from the webm what happened, but when I see someone leave themselves open, and they're both saying shit like "hit me mother fucker come on!" I kind of loose sympathy. Also thanks not replying like an un-thoughtful faggot

>>1492561
Yes, yes you are

>>1492561
step one, if you're smaller don't let yourself be grabbed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HgoLLezD14

>>1494165
That's some Dragon Ball level right there

>>1494165
throw from your hips mang!

>>1492561
If you want a fair fight, spar or fight in a sanctioned sport or something. Alternatively, agree on rules beforehand if its backyard shit.

If you're fighting random people on the street, expect them to do whatever it takes to win and fight accordingly.

Also, if they try to lift you up to body slam you, you can counter with a guillotine choke and dropping your center of mass low while you bring your legs our. Makes you a lot harder to pick up and gives you some degree of control over the other person.

>>1493441
That shit was so fast and clean holy shit

>>1493194
They've watched MMA but never trained to fight so they know of knees but not how to effectively use them.

>>1493311
Noice

>>1495287
Kek

>>1495733
>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-ueMvQ537U

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>implying there's a better martial art than CC

>>1495115
Oh fuck, idubbbz taking content cop to new levels

Throwin bones at each other's face doesn't get more honest than this.

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>>1495855
Rather, this.

>>1492501
People break limbs, bleed and sometimes die in professional wrestling too.

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>>1495857

>>1495850
context/news story?

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>>1495859
yeah, wwe is a deadly sport

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>>1495855
Lies. I found the most honest face punching vid here; frye v takayama.

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xxxxxxxxxxxD

>>1495881
what's the problem with trying to date his sister?

>>1495864
fucking hell.

This is why you don't pick a fight against a mage.
They never fight fair.

>>1495884
did he died?

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>>1495891
afaik the nig was ok after he woke up.
even still, the best fight is the one you never get into.

>>1495889
this is probably my favorite clip

>>1495881
jesus fucking christ, JUMP ON THIS PRICK.

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cooka blyat

>>1495889
So some inexperienced woman lost against a trained fighter?

And people are cheering like it's some kind of accomplishment?

>>1493441

Damn, she did a number on him. Such a woman though, making sure he is alright after she just knocked his shit in.

>>1495898
she asked for "the manager"

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>>1495898
the soccer mom who got her face smashed was 0 - 3 going into that fight

>>1495881
I hate how the mexishit acts proud after a cheap shot.

>>1495115
>why you don't fuck with european police

Police brutality doesn't exist there.

>>1493279
That's my fetish

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>>1495906
>cheap shot
the autist pushed the beaner first

>>1495881
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1495906
Kid looks white to me. The guy with camera sounds like a nigger though.

>>1494400
Holy hell, that's good

>>1495711
Any street fight is anything goes.
If a piece of shit got in my personal space id spike him in the eyes

>>1495901
hhhhhhheehehheheheheheh

>>1495906
niggers do that same shit all time

>>1495912
No he didnt.
Unless you have a full video that shows other wise

>>1495914
Brown skin isn't white

>>1495912
oh he did lol

but, still

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>>1495922
>but, still
yeah?
but, still......what?

>>1495921
>Brown skin isn't white

Mexicans must be getting a lot whiter then.

>>1495924
little push=be a mexishit and cheap shot like the manlet he is.

Its fine. He wont make it in the long run

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>DAMNIT MY PRONOUN IS XCHEEIM

>>1495894
That "eugh" had me

>>1495926
Go get your eyes checked chink chong

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>>1495929
>Its fine. He wont make it in the long run
the things people tell themselves when they aren't going to make it

>>1495931
what just happend

>>1495934
faggot.

>>1495935
im a home owner nig nog

>>1495937
KEK triggered chink.

>>1495883
>Gimme your phone
>Proceeds to loot the KO'd nigress
Kek

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>>1495942
if you're going to shitpost - shitpost with content you filthy, flithy casual.

>>1495115
When someone says that ragdoll in videogames are unrealistic, show them this.

>>1495946
not for trash like you.

Your posts ruined the thread sadly.

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>>1495881
should have at least try to fight him.. you can't look any worst the next day

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>>1495950
there's no content to your post.
it's as hollow as your claim to be a worthwhile member of humanity.

>>1495931
Anyone know source on this one?

>>1495956
well arguing with a nigger in this thread doesn't do much for humanity but, owning a home and having a family does.

Have a nice life kid.

going to go watch the ufc.

>>1495964
enjoy your time on this planet while it lasts.

>>1495963
Do they even know who to fight?

>>1495963
They all look too similar, can't keep track of which is which