Mixed fight

I know you're trolling but please actually fight a gorilla. Your euthanization is necessary at this point.

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>>1483283
>I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands

no way jose

ISSOU LA CHANCLA

ISSOU yantangaki

issou

How does Ruquier remove his condom Op ?

You're insane mate! Simply impossible!

By prouting

>>1483283
He would fuck you up worse than Hitler fucked up Europe

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>>1483298

>impossible

Only if you look like this.

>>1483360
A pussy fighting off a cock

hehehehe bretty gud

>>1483299
this was great!!!!!!

>>1483283

You must be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet if you think you can take on a adult male gorilla in a 1 on 1 fight.

A Silverback in his prime can weigh upto 400lbs and stands around 6ft tall with an 8ft arm span with enough physical strength to break bones with a single blow and fangs like fucking knives.

The sole purpouse of a adult male gorilla is to fuck his harem of bitches and to prevent other male gorillas of similar sizes and weights from doing the same by either
a) beating them in a fight or b) intimidating them to the point that they dont want to fight him.

a big male silverback is more than capable of fucking up any kind of predator that gets too close to him or his harem.

it would take about 10 tons of pressure per cm2 to even dent a gorilla's skull

meanwhile megamonkey just insta-bitchslaps your spine so far into orbit your ass and your neck get on two separate timezones and need to skype each other for you not to shit your pants each time you try to scratch your head

that is if you can still control your arms

you might aswell get acquainted with touch-to-speech wheelchairs right now

>>1483283

A gorilla can also bite a big chunk out of you. I'm sure your MMA and boxing training prepared you for a fucking 300lb animal attempting to bite your fucking face off.

>>1483283
if you really had 7 years of fighting exp instead of 7 years of lard farming you would know that a human that weights more then you by 50 lbs will be a problem to manage now you say you could take down a animal that will when attacked always act like you try to kill it and said animal weights more then 100 lbs more then you

OP = retard

whats next? you think you can mma a elephant? YOU TOOK THE FUCKING TIME TO TYPE THAT LIQUID SHIT OUT AND POST IT HERE LIKE IT IS A SOUND IDEA AND NO PART OF YOUR BRAIN TOLD YOU HOW RETARDED YOU MUST BE?

7 years MMA punching bag reporting in it seems

OP is a goddamn retard.

>>1483283

Even if you had the speed to dodge his movements he would still outsmart you. Your lack of understanding of the power and speed of an adult male gorilla shows the greater depth of thinking a gorilla has than yours.

>>1483283
OH SHIT GET THE ZOOKEEPER NIGGA

I could fuck up a gorilla no problem

Saw this shitpaste in /gif/ already, fuck off.

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>>1484118
>>1484133
>>1484066
>>1483515
>>1483301
>>1483298
>>1483291
bait taking faggots. all of you

>>1484222
Just pissing into an ocean of piss. Don't try to save them, they are hopeless..

>>1483289
Little tyke can't handle the horseplay.

>>1483790
>10 tons of pressure per cm2
>pressure per cm2

>>1483283
>silly bint thinks a zookeeper can do anything about it
Ahh yes, women

>>1483299
that motherfucker don't play

>>1483283
Black on black crime is getting worse

>>1483283
Good luck. Capture a vid 4 us. PLEASE

>>1483289
>*autistic screeching*

>>1483289
KEK

Gorillas - as intimidating as they may look - are actually very cautious animals who refrain from engaging into direct fight. They often may pretend to attack but halt it in the last second if they see their opposer is unaffected, much like >>1483291
shows.
If one tries to run however, gorilla will chase and bite him. That's why one should never turn his back to gorilla. Native african tribes even consider marks of gorilla's teeth on one's body as a sign of cowardness for that reason.

>>1483283
Good luck when its 1300 pounds of bite force takes a good chunk out of you.

>>1487886
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

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>>1487883

>>1483289
REEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>1487886
those eyes are scary as hell

>>1488010
Same

>>1483289
fucking manlets when will they learn.

>>1487886
what kind of turtle is that?

>>1488656
It looks to be in it's growth period, so the equivalet of an adolescent

The eyes weren't the norm for the species, so it might be a genetic deviation

Its' speed was remarkable, and its' camouflage was well suited for the environment, like some sort of ninja

I'm sure that when the evil shredder attacks, that turtle won't cut him no slack

>>1487886
>>NinjaTurtle

>>1483283
>practices mma for 7 years
>practices mma
Weak bait

>>1487883
Just let the Lil Nigga sleep

Even if i know that its an obvious troll he sounds like all those guys that practice that pseudo sport

1/10 made me respond.

>>1487842
>cowardness
Cowardice.

>>1483299
my fucking sides

>>1483289
sounds like that protesting kid that gets decked in that one webm.

>>1494636
why is doge trying to rape that chiqn?

>>1483302
what the fuck is this creature doing anf more important, who is he?

>>1494636
that's uncomfortable

>>1483283
I'd pay to watch this fight.

>>1483302
I think hes palm striking, which is common in bare knuckle fighting back in the day.

>>1487993
why?

>>1494698
It's a hot chick

>>1483283
>where's the zookeepers? Noo no!

Bitch the zookeepers are staying far the hell away from the gigantic gorillas beating the shit out of each other, what do you expect them to do? Go in there and choke them out?

>>1483283
yeah... I'm sure you can, you dumb fucking fag.

>>1487883
used to accidentally catch raccoons when trying to get rid of gophers.

this is why i was taught to just shoot the fuckers while in the trap

>>1487886
I live by a swamp and we'd get these fuckers all the time because they'd lay eggs in our yard, so we'd always poke them with sticks, but nothing that short, it was insane, we'd also flip them onto their bellies and see how fast they'd roll themselves over, my dad knew a guy who'd spear them and it took forever to kill them, Snapping turtles are insane, truly one if the closest things to dinosaurs. We would also catch the babies when they hatched, they'd be so small that they couldn't bite you so you could hold a baby in the palm of your hand, there'd be over twenty of them, we'd hold onto them for a couple of days and then release them.

>>1483283
HBO should hop on this.

I'm sure a lot of people would pay to watch people like you get killed by gorillas.

>>1487886
>snapping turtles can jump

Good to know.

>>1491575
I have a new fetish

>>1494698
It's probably nice and fluffy

>>1483283
>>1483283
205 at 6 feet flat with a 5x5 rep/set ability for 2/2/3/4; currently 20. Unironically natty.

5th in state for Highschool shotput, powerlifting since I was 13. No formal fight training except for a red belt I once got at a mcdojo for taekwondo, but fucked up two guys who were much bigger (aesthetically) and older than me at the same time; went away practically unscratched.

You're an absolute fool if you think you can take on a gorilla. You may have more training than me, but I'm likely strong enough to make us about even, and trust me, both of us would get FUCKED UP by an aggressive male gorilla.

I know where your confidence comes from though, and I admire your boldness, but there's no way we'd walk out alive if you went toe-to-toe with a pissed off silverback. What the fuck are you going to do? Side step it? You idiot, it's wingspan is already 8 feet, it's going to catch you with the tip of its hands, and the moment h grabs you, it's going to be all over.

And I fucking DARE you to hit an angry gorilla. I once got smacked in the face with an OLY barbell, and I was so hopped up on adrenaline, I couldn't even feel it. What makes you think your puny, skeleton fists will even make it blink at the audacity of your attack?

Your biggest bet is to suckerpunch it, blind eye, and get the drop on him before he's even ready. But mano-e-mano? Fuck off, man. You ain't getting out alive.

>>1483289
>SmugPig.jaypeg

Imagine pic related, but replace the pic of a pig with the pic of a gorilla. That's what's going through the gorilla's head right now.

>>1487883
>That moment it ghost glides over to him on that well-laminated back porch

Gets me every time.

>>1483283
yeah man
i believe you
you show that bitch ass gorilla man, go for it :^)

>>1483283
>>1484222

It may be the new Navy Seal Copypasta.

>>1489486
>let this disease ridden pest that will murder your dogs or cats or attack your children make a home out of your property

We made spears out of sharpened rebar and wooden poles to murder raccoons every chance we got.

>>1495505
wrong look at the density of flesh and bone in a gorrillas scull you hit it with a sledge hammer full swing sucker punch maybe a chance

>>1483283
WURL STAAAAR

>>1495608
A concussion occurs when you hit the head with such force that the brain whiplashes within the skull, causing minor trauma to the brain itself, not the skull.

A human can certainly hit with enough force to contuse a gorilla, but it'd need to be a cheap shot, directly on the back of the head for optimal results.

>>1487993
lol

>>1494636
Replace the puppy with nigger and chicken wid hoe

>>1488656
Rafael

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>>1488656

i dont think it jumped, or at least not nearly as impressive of a jump as you might be thinking. It's main body mosty likely did not move from that spot, that was all head and neck moving mate. Don't mess with Snapping Turtles unless you are very familiar with their blind spots.

>>1495445
They need to do a better job training their new recruits.

>>1483283
Go fight that gorilla. If it ain't male it doesn't count. Don't puss out.

>>1487993
>broke the broom on the back of the coon

>>1483291
>balls of steel

>>1483302

What a beast!

>>1483302
John Oliver working out his frustration after Trump won.

>>1495588

Same, I also attached a big ass kitchen Knife to the end of them

>>1488006
underrated comment

>>1483299
the guy used his special move by throwing sand.
my fucking sides.

>>1495526
>ghost glide
fucking kek

>>1487886
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

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>>1487883
>>1487993

>>1495312
Hehe, that sounds interesting

>>1483283
>oh no
>where's the zookeeper?
>oh no! oh no!
as a white man, fuck white women! i'm sorry to everyone who has to deal with them and their emotional retardness

>>1483299
>DEX vs STR

>>1484222
you're a fucking tard. nice troll

>>1483299
Furious George

>>1483283

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>>1483283
>>1483283
An ape can rip a man limb from limb in a flash and they're 60% the mass of an adult.

I would like to start a collection from all the people on /wsg/ to make your dream come true and allow you to fight an Alpha male Gorilla.

If not a Troll you're a fucking idiot.

>>1498545
As a white English person i would just like to sorry for this faggot.

Do not tar White people as Americans we split as a racial group 300 years ago, You and that bunch of fat slobs you like to think of as white are actually American and have fuck all to do with the white Anglo race anymore.

Stupid fucking Americans think Apes should be in a line for there viewing pleasure when in fact the apes are looking at you.

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>>1487842
that's bullshit you shithead. in that webm you pointed some other guy fired at that moment a warn shot off his rifle

that's why he stopped you illiterate shithead

>>1491575
battering ram

>>1501911
that's so awesome

>>1505012
El Goato del Diablo

The legends of old say terrible things of it

>>1502029
wish I could act mad but I am so god damn free. god bless america

>>1498545
fuck off race traitor

>>1502488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKkZawWUqTQ

>>1491575
>some of them are just jerks

>>1502488
You were saying dipshit? This guy >>1487842 is absolutely right most, if not all, confrontations between silverbacks are all show of force and they resort to fighting only if both are willing which about 5% of the time.

>>1505945
>>1502488
haha idiot

how embarrassing

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>>1502488
everybody laugh at this fool

>>1483283

Anon. Gorillas are stronger then Chimpanzee's

Chimpanzee's have been known to physically remove human anatomy via brute force alone.

Yet alone their teeth. Which really aren't suited for the job of excision.

Please don't confuse your martial prowess with genetic martial performance.

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>>1483283

The gorilla would eat you even if it wasn't hungry. It would do it just to prove a point.

>>1514102
kek i think she pissed herself

>>1505470
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH MY SIDES

>>1514145
ahahahahha

>>1483283
Someone missed a golden opportunity to yell Worldstar

>>1514102
What was that guy bitching about?

>>1483302
His left jabs are far more threatening than his give-me-two-seconds-and-I'm-gonna-hit-you rights. Really poor form shoulder rolling.

>>1514625

I can't understand what he's saying, but it probably had something to do with the girl's brains getting all scrambled.

>>1505012
>encabronado

You would have to get a lucky hit in before he got a hand on you. One hand grab and you are done. Their hands are insanely strong. You would never get away. Then he would start pulling your arms and legs off one at a time. Ever see one twist a car tire into a pretzel before? Ya their strength is insane.

>>1508094
HA HA HA

>>1483283
I'd LOVE to see a gorilla trained in boxing, fight a regular gorilla

>>1483299
I imagine the two best ways to beat up a small animal is either to kick it like a football or grab it by one of its limbs and smash it on the ground

>>1483283
Good thing for them this wasn't in Cincinnati

>>1514145
Did he hit that boar with a fucking sink?

>>1483283
And a new legendary copypasta was born

>>1487842
I started reading that in Herzog's voice.

>>1495505
Really? if he really has 7 years of good MMA training he'd literally make you his bitch. No amount of strength is going to change that.

>>1501932
Underrated

>>1483302
>sucker punches
oh look, another dumbass that thinks they're hot shit because they go to the gym and watch mma fights

>>1483289

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1483289
>Beta Uprising

>>1514625
chick went down hard and they stopped the match

>>1514145
holy fuck my sides

>>1494645
Mark mark mark markmark mark

>>1495505
>2pl8 ohp
>2pl8 binch
>7 years to hit 3pl8 skwaat and 4pl8 deadlift.
lel

>>1520896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCnDAPCQqiA

>>1514150
No she creamed her jeans because deep down every woman wants to get manhandled.

>>1483283

>MMA
>dodge his attacks
>Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife

From the Guinness book of records 1975
In 1924 "Boma" a 165Lbs male chimp at the Bronx zoo, New York, recorded a right handed pull (feet braced) of 847 Lbs on a dynamometer.(the comparison given is 210Lbs for a man of the same weight). On another occasion, "Suzette" registered a pull of 1260 Lbs while in a rage (same zoo).

A record form the USA of a 100Lbs chimp achieving a dead lift of 600 Lbs with ease suggests that, with training, a Male gorilla could raise 1800 Lbs.

You have spent about a third of your life preparing for a fight against an unprepared specimen of wildlife, who eats berries and low hanging fruit, and your chances of success are slim, if at all present.

How do you think the fight would go? you think the gorilla is just gonna let you dodge? no its going to follow though its charge, knock you over, pull your leg out of its socket and slam your torso until you stop moving.

only gorilla you are gonna beat is a newborn, or a runt monkey.

>>1487886
can someone "to be continued" this

>slavic hunting.webm

>>1495568
>Gorilla warfare

>>1483283

the Americans on the background are annoying as fuck

>>1505012
Kevin quit bein a cunt mate

>>1501932
I like you

>>1521088
yeah, "no no no" i would cheer on the fight, probably the most exciting thing you can witness at the zoo aside from a shitting rhino.

>>1521151
Monkeys throwing shit at rowdy kids is also pretty fun.

>>1497286
kek

>>1514145
>russia.webm

>>1483515
Joe Rogan please go.

>>1483299
Oh yes, the argentina-brazil war, what horrors.

>>1514145
>>1519302
You see Boris, to catch dinner, you haff to sink outside of box

>>1494842
triggered? :(

>>1483285
newfag

>>1521030
Cringe at betas like you

>>1483289
lul, kinda reminds me of my friend bullying his brother.
His brother was like that, with:
"I'M GONNA TELL MOM ABOUT THIS!! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU FUCKING PUSSY!! I'M GONNA TELL MOM. HEY!! DON'T LAUGH!! YOU HEAR ME!!"

>>1483289
Mały, ale wariat

>>1514102
>>1514150
>>1514625

Actually should have been a potentially dangerous call before as soon as the guy started executing a takedown from that position - IF this happened this year. It's a new rule. 2-on-1 arm trap + taking down defensive wrestler from standing position from the same side as the trapped arm should immediately be blown dead because the defensive wrestler has no means of defending herself on the way down. Good way to cause a shoulder separation or concussion.

That was an incorrectly called illegal move as well. 0/10 ref

t. 5-year wrestling official

>>1501932
top kek

>>1483283
Pfffffttttttt

o-Ok Jean Claud, put the wine back in the fridge before Mighty Joe Young sticks his thumb up you're ass.

>>1487886
fucking hell!

>>1521038
This could be us without neural inhibitors.

>>1491575
when squirttle only knows tackle

>>1495505
this is grade A copy pasta

>>1514145

Full video anyone? I can't find.

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>>1505012

>>1523399
that rebelion

>>1483283
Huh, gorillas do fight after all

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>>1483283

>>1524023
>throws away glove

You idiot, now you're defenseless!

>>1524023
I would have stomped that cat dead. I fucking hate cats.

>>1523399
Wow probably got concussed bad, that was a heavy blow both from the ram and head hitting concrete

>>1524043
Oop! Better watch out guys! We've got a badass over here! You better not get on his badside. I once heard he would stamp a 4 kg mammal that hunts mice to death! To death! And he wouldn't even think twice about it, he's that hard.

>>1524107
Looks like someone is upset that some guy doesnt like an aggressive shitty pet that has no affection.
If a little shit attacked me like that i'd be sure as shit to boot it in the head, not sit there and take it just because "well it cant kill me"

>>1524112
Oop! Better watch out guys! We've got a badass over here! You better not get on his badside. I once heard he would stamp a 4 kg mammal that hunts mice to death! To death! And he wouldn't even think twice about it, he's that hard.

>>1491575
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>1524043
kill yourself

>>1495312
>I live by a swamp
Shrek?

>>1524141
Lost

>>1523399
holy shit her head hit the ground hard, how is she not dead

>>1524043
I would have stomped your ass too lmao

>>1524112
Ooh but it can kill you.
All it takes is a good scratch in the right location.

>>1523399
>bjj vs welsh folk wrestling

>>1521371
underrated

>>1524043
That cat would have made kitten mittens out of your testicles.

>>1483283

> NOOOO
> GET THE ZOO KEEPER GET THE ZOO KEEPER

What the fuck is the zoo keeper going to do you retard bitch?

>>1524609
OP is the zookeper

>>1522469
Yea haha
dang those neural inhibitors

Not like a fucking monkey without them, with their massively increased muscle mass could fucking annihilate one of us.

>>1523410
i neede the sauce

>>1523410
not a cringe thread

>>1521111
underrated post

>>1524612
Good post

>>1502488
HAHA ANON BTFO

>>1524602
Let us do the math here - That cat is a very small fraction his size and strength. He could - should he have the will to harm the creature - kill or maim it with little to no effort as the animal has made its self reachable.

An average size human male could simply grab one of the creatures limbs and literally tear it apart. Fun Fact - Cats like to engage in this kind of activity with smaller creatures all the time.

>>1526420
"Shh.. shh... no more fighting. Just sleep."

>>1483299
>Pocket Sand

>>1514102
man i was so afraid of wrestling girls at meets in my highschool days.

its like u either whoop some girl and thats not great, or she whoops you and that sucks. most of all i was afraid because i knew i would get a boner touching them.

>>1524624
what?

>>1483289
not sure why people call that a manlet or beta, those are a male and a female about to copulate when the male sees poop popping out of the female and says fuck I'm out and the female gets angry because she's in heat and wants the dick

>>1526777

I'm pretty sure I was one of the main reasons the figure four pin got banned, though I was an equal opportunity smotherer. Guys or girls, they would all know the taste of my ball funk and the smell of my swamp ass.

>>1497316
fuckin righto crocodile dundee

>>1526777
Joke's on them, i get a boner with guys too.

>>1514145
>the school of the Sink

>>1521111
<3

>>1524043
I'd restrain it until it was calm. killing it is excessive and perhaps cruel. Maybe they abuse the shit out of the creature?

>>1524688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FemX-8SezpA

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>>1526420

>>1526420
I fucking hate these things
they're the niggers of the animal kingdom

>>1487886
Well, guess that if I happen to go into wild, I will take a wooden spear, just in case.

>>1505012
>not tackling down the bastard
Idiots.

>>1524043
post boipucci

>>1483283
>All those wymin crying because animals are being animals

>>1483299
how is this mixed?

>>1491575
hey buddy this is wsg. no porn allowed.

>>1483289
>when she say cum inside

>>1483285
>>reddit

>>1526789
People are a lot stronger than they look.
So strong that there's a part of our brain that makes sure our muscles are inhibited.
Because if they weren't we would tear our bones apart.

>>1514625
He said "Hey that's illegal. They should call that."

>>1524043
I think what actually would happen is you'd get your leg ripped to ribbons and you'd cry like a toddler.

>>1523399

I've seen this movie before....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-ExKYM5xQY

>>1491575
Notice me senpai ba

>>1523410
probably fake. eddie bravo makes these sort of videos just for banter

>>1524107
I actually loled thank you anon.

>>1541717
Definitely fake. There is a video of Eddie explaining that it's an ongoing prank they used to do when there were a bunch of new people in class. They had to stop because they started really freaking people out.

>>1528957
>luke takes paul anka to australia

>>1522413
Ty for contribooting, no give us wrestler porn

>>1483285
I agree with this guy
I'd pay to see that shit

>>1484118
Ahhhhh this guy... he's right, this guy.

>>1487886
Yeah got me fucking good. I've messed with snappers most my life and never seen that shit!

>>1488680
It appears to be snoozin. It woke in a fright and all legs lunged as if it were on the water still almost!! Crazy!

>>1493852
Word police is here!!
EVERYBODY WATCH OUT WE GOT A GRAMMAR NAZI IN HERE!!!!
FUCKEN CHODE.....

>>1543750
Snitch is here!!
EVERYBODY WATCH OUT WE GOT A SNITCH IN HERE!!!!
FUCKEN SNITCH.....

>>1531103
mixed-race martial arts

Cambodian vs Brazilian

>>1528957
>Did this cunt just punch me in the face?

>>1484534
not him, but he's saying centimeter squared as in it would take 10 tons of force exerted on a single 1cmx1cm square to break the gorilla's skull

>>1505012
should have kicked it in it's engorged goaty balls

>>1514145
that was a well planned and coordinated 3 prong attack.
Blue shirt acted as bait to lure the target to the kill zone whereupon leather jacket with backup from motorcycle jacket stunned it with a strategic sink deployment allowing the car to easily land the killing blow.
either that boar was rampaging long enough for the fractured Balkan states to form a military leadership coalition against the boar or these slavs are tactical geniuses possibly surpassing Alexander the great

>>1526420
I was taking my little brother to the wildlife park the other day and one of the big red kangaroos (it looked like it was around 3 meters tall and buff as hell) started to indiscriminately rape all the other roos in the enclosure with it's foot long, linear corkscrew, spiked tip phallus. The keeper standing next to us only said "fuck, bruce is at it again"

>>1483302
I slap you, I slap you, I slap slap slap you! Slapping you silly 'coz you disrespected me!

>>1483299
I felt sorry for the monkey

>>1497706
kek

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>>1528980
there all talk

>>1483299
Great vid.
Those fucking rebars sticking out the sidewalk tho.

>>1546003
wallaby=/=roo
learn the difference it might save your life

>>1502488
anon on suicide watch

>>1546003
what>>1546026 said
I had a friend who got her ribcage broken after being tail whipped by a roo

>>1528957
Watching the animal rights brigade cry about the guy being evil and unthinking for punching it was infuriating. I value my dog's life over some stupid dickhead roo's face. So did he.

>>1536896
That doesn't mean we have ape-tier muscles, just that we have shitty tendons and ligaments.

>>1546225
I don't see what there even is to cry about. He saved that dog from some serious injury by doing inconsequential damage to the roo if you can even call it that. The thing probably would've been more distressed if he maced it or something, it's not like he savagely beat it or something.

>>1546179
>her
hmmm.

>>1546499
girls are pretty comfy to be friends with desu senpaitachi

>>1543750
Spelling isn't really considered grammar

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>>1483283

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>>1546630

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>>1546631
mixed skill level count?

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>>1546638

>>1528957
somebody post the fallout version.

>>1524023
ive kicked several cats into walls for that shit

>>1546510
This. It's also fun watching them get hurt, especially when they experience lots of pain.

Anyone have any Systema?

>>1546644
What the fuck sort of fight was that? A samoan in a bath towel vs a random slav in his pjs?

>>1528957
the kangaroo face my fucking sides

>>1514145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bx20cflBBk

>>1528957
This is the most australian video in existence

>>1528957
If that was ripping my dog up, I would threw more than just one puch at that thing

>>1524043
At least it isn't a dog, dogs are worse than niggers. All dogs should be tortured and killed.

>>1547483
>Racist and wants to kill dogs.
You're just an all-round charmer aren't you?

>>1547502
>Giving in this hard to trolls.

I thought 4chan was better than to feed the trolls.

>>1546631
Wew that's a great rear end she has, if i were a wealthy philanthropist i would go and give her some "charity" ; ^ )

>>1524624
Human's only use 8% of our brains. If we could use 100% we would all be insanely strong.

>>1483302
That is literally me when there's too many mosquitoes around. Also flies but those are actually hard to catch.

>>1483283
>and throw good punches to his head.
have a look at a gorilla skull and the muscles that attach to it, your best punch will be nothing.
In Melbourne years ago a man was found torn to pieces in the lion enclosure at the zoo. He had been wearing black silk kung-fu pants and had callouses on his knuckles and hand-edges indicative of years of training. Mental illness combined with anything equals failure.

>>1484222
>>1484288
who cares? Bait can be stimulus to someone saying something insightful and someone else leaving with new knowledge or at least being entertained for a moment.
Fuck you in the ass and you're sad need to call someone a failure.

>>1522413
red's right arm was not trapped at any time, but thanks for info.

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>>1546659

>>1547792 here, i see where i got it wrong, arm was trapped on same side as takedown, gotcha
>>1547794
that roo could easily have broken that dog's neck/spine in a second, and it could also have kicked the man and opened a deep slash from his neck to his knee.
Don't hunt with dogs and don't take on a kangaroo unless you have a vet and a doctor in your truck.

>>1523399
guess man's best friend is not woman's best friend, those dogs don't give a fuck

>>1483302
is he literally holding his breath the entire time?
also this guy watched too much battle anime

>>1524023
so instead of running away it sits there and keeps screaming?

>>1546026
They're both annoying cunts that jump out in front of your car/motorbike/truck because they're dumb as fuck.

>>1526420
Those are some weird ass dogs

>>1524023
I don't really like cats

>>1547798
This.
Buy guns.
Fuck nature.
I've gotten into so much trouble from shooting moose and bears that start coming closer to me but I'm not fucking maimed am I?

>>1546630
niggers

>>1487886
My pa got stitches on the lip growing up from a snappin turtle. One of his buddies dared him to put his face up to one of these guys. They dont fuck around.

>>1491575
Can someone add the battering ram sound effect of Age of Empires II?

>>1505012
>that fat guy red shirt
Oh fuck I'm dying .

>>1528957
Does it have an erection?
Combat boner?

>>1547443
No you fucking wouldn't, Kangaroos will fuck your shit up.

>>1548103
Idky but i laughed at that harder than i shouldve. Have a (you)

>>1502029
Get a load of this faggot trying to espouse his values on fucking /wsg/.

>>1522305
Cringe at faggots like you.

>>1525291
I dunno, there's a lot of cringe going on in the posts in this thread.

>>1522305

its true though, the fuck? You can't manhandle if you're a beta, are you dense?

>>1548188
omg using excessive force against aminals tho :((( what if someone shot and maimed you for coming too close to them? :((((((

I'm kidding. Do what you gotta do to keep yourself safe, because wildlife can and will fuck your shit up if you give it the chance. Never know when that otherwise peaceful mammal will suddenly decide you're a threat that needs to be dealt with just because you're in the vicinity.

>>1521111
kek

>>1544047
underrated

>>1548006
stupidest animal ever

>>1547731
Brain power does not equate to physical strength

>>1524141
Oop! Better watch out guys! We've got a badass over here! You better not get on his badside. I once heard he would tell people about how other people are badasses. To death! And he wouldn't even think twice about it, he's that hard.

>>1548006
>living in australia
>not taking any chance to get out
They're pretty damn smart if you ask me.

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>>1548292
bored and an okay idea, but i suck at rendering so if you want better quality do it yourself.

>>1514145
This will always be funny

>>1524023
Should've thrown that little shit off the balcony

>>1484118
>Not being able to suplex an elephant
Squat more, chicken legs.

>>1548819
kek

>>1483283
that butt though.

>>1547483
awwww someone got a little mad

>>1491575
Someone should make an edit with the cat getting -1 hp each time the turtle hit it

>>1524023
>the cat jumped out to windows to go after him
lost

>>1549294
ohh, REALLLY, did the cat really do that XDD

EBBBIIIIINN

>>1483302
Not an MMA fighter or boxer, but doesn't it look inefficient to you guys? I mean, you can finish him off with two steps. Block left then quick right.

>>1547443
one kick from a roo and you're fucking dead m8

plus, they can literally strangle you out. also their claws are bigger than your dick

so no.

>>1548819
god damn, good memorys

>>1487886
This god damned turtle made me spill milk all over myself like a fucking idiot.

>>1483283
op is validation craving faggot

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>>1553596
second

>>1537240
this movie is gold

>>1483283
It's amazing how fast they can move with so much mass.

I mean even bears run faster than any human being ever could, and climbing doesn't help either.

Literally murder machines everywhere in nature where ever you go, be it avian, mammal, reptilian or invertebrate, or what the fuck ever those other things belong to, just to fucking kill us to death really fucking hard until we die to extreme turbo death at the exact same time.

>>1483283
nigger a gorilla has huge teeth which will fuk u up

plus 99999 times more strenght