Birb Thread

>>1481604
Owl fucking hates that. What is this bitch doing

>>1481624
No no no, quite the opposite. Knowing from experience with many birds, this kind of thing is akin to masturbation.

>>1481624
Here comes the first chronically offend, pseudo indignant, self righteous faggot of the thread.

>>1481624
The owl hates it so much, it leans into the hand that's scratching it.

>>1481647
>>1481816
>>1481828
>attempts to bite
>opening eye not being obstructed by finger to check for danger
>fast, panicked screeches
>flapping wings to get you away

Evil bitch torturing owl

>>1481843
>internet & /b/

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the best

>>1483824

Teach him to properly change the batteries, then I'll be impressed!

>>1484104
what the heck was it eating?

>>1484521
A monkey

I need that dragon-like pink vulture eating

Have it, post it

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>>1484706

>>1484097
Why is the magpie doing this the absolute madman

>>1484889
Awesome, thanks

Awesome

>>1483910
I was expecting toto's afrika

>>1484899
Probably has a nest with chicks nearby. It's defending it.

>>1483279
please go back to tumblr

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this is my cockatiel

>>1485418
('v')

>>1481625
Woah

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Always will be the best webm

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>>1485572
sorry bud this one is

>>1483279
own a bird before you preach bitch

>>1481625
humming is bess birb

>>1484533
Harpy Eagle?

>>1484899
Either protecting its nest/territory, or just doing it to do it. Corvids are wild like that.

>>1483910
>>1484985
If there's a sauce I'll try and splice it up

>>1481664

If we woulda had those back in the war, things woulda gone different.

>>1483312
It knows what you did, Anon

>>1484097
>notice me sempai!

>>1484513
aww who's a cute little skull birb?

>>1486072
>humming is bess birb

You say that, but hyperactive cola birb is objectively better >>1486366

>>1486717
You know what's even better?

Your momma's pussy.

>>1484899
Not really that dangerous. Birds of prey are designed to kill creatures on the ground. They can't really do shit against other birds. I see buzzards being fought off by lone sparrows all the time.

In fact, they're probably shit scared of smaller birds. They rely on gliding silently to catch their prey. A damaged feather can fuck their shit up.

>>1486001
The fucking Christian rock in the background makes it.

>>1486729
>Birds of prey are designed to kill creatures on the ground
Falcons prey mainly on other birds.

>>1486726
Now I wasn't expecting THAT!

>>1486882
Finally a creature of comparable intelligence!

>>1481625
h-he's fast!

>>1486882
Based bird.

>>1483714

Not naming it "Bathing in freedom"

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>>1481604
>>1481624
>>1483279
Fucking peta faggots every time an animal board is posted
>That animal doesnt love you!
>Your hurting it!
>Its only leaning into your affection because its afraid!!!

God I understand most post-mordern peta portlandites have no soul and survive exclusively on the pain of others

But this once

Juuuuussst this once


Will you kindly stay the fuckk off this board and go home to whatever sad tumblrite page you call your domicile?
thanks
Sincerely,
/wsg/

>>1486001
The one where it starts swearing at him and repeating his dead sister's name until he turns off the camera is really good too.

>>1486367
The loon:D

>>1487417
i want a birb that i teach all the hot internet memes to.

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>>1486882
>inked up gangbanger
>scared of a crow

every time

>>1483714
Needs Chariots of Fire over it

>>1483312
Tonight. You.

>>1486303
Yes.

>>1486367
I was taking pictures of a loon today at a lake near my house. It's not very common we see them here in New Jersey, but I used to see them all the time in Minnesota. They are amazing birds.

>>1483824
Retarded hand can't seal the case properly.

>>1485418
Cute.

>>1483279
This place really has become youtube.
FYI all sex is rape and every person should be tied up and eaten by wolves until there are none left.
Then the owls won't have to be raped by white men like in this brutal rape video/snuff film. that owl will never be the same and I hope that man gets dunked in boiling, gluten free, free range soy oil then strangled with his own intestines.

>>1486729
I see sparrows being eaten by other birds all the time, right by my apartment window.
fucker just lands there to put on dinner and a show.

>>1484104
pause at 00:8

>>1487417
Adorable bird singing metal :3

>>1486723
What kind of bird is that?

>>1487827
Budgie on the left, mandarin duck on the right.

>>1483312
You have a good camera, anon.

Ant birb owners ITT? been lurking in these threads for a month now and i really want one as a result.

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>>1488005
Birb threads have taught me you need to get at least 2, otherwise they go insane

>>1481606
eric is best birb

>>1486369
How did this become a meme again?

>>1481841
>>1481843
This needs some death metal in the background

>>1488005
hope you like noise.

>>1486705
if you think about it this is kinda like someone tickling you with a tuft of pubic hair

>>1488373
It's in the filename.

>>1487666
im fucking dying

>>1488202
he is a fucking legend

>>1488889
These birds make me laugh all the time
What are they? Don't have them around here.

>>1488948
American Woodcock. They're adorable.

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>>1488962
>sometimes colloquially referred to as the timberdoodle
T-They seems like timberdoodles.

>>1487155
>what's good

>>1486367
hearing this while camping in new hampshire is very beautiful

>>1486037
Original where

I hate this epin terrorist meme

>>1487419
I taught mine "hey that's pretty good" a few months ago.
Now he mostly does the "Hey" part the most. I guess he didn't like the rest of it as much.
Greys, eh?

>>1488005
Make sure you leave the tv on when you're gone, and are not opposed to talking to a bird like it's a person. You can get it a companion/friend to make things easier on you, but you don't /need/ to. The problem becomes that you have an emotionally needy feathery asshole/best-friend to take care of. They're interesting creatures.

>>1488016
>4chan

>>1487352
>first time in birb thred
Are petafags as bad as that one guy who posts in every anal thread on /gif/?

>>1481811
In the animal kingdom this is the tipsy upper class lady.

>>1487767
That's what I love about living in the middle of fucking nowhere in northern minnesota with a natural lake on my property. Hearing the Loons in their natural habitat is awesome. Especially when we're canoeing on summer nights.

>>1486705
Squeaky clean.

>>1487666
That shitty southern Microsoft Sam voice is fucking gold.

>>1484899
>magpie

>>1484899
It's a mockingbird

are there any birbs that were taught NSDAP Propaganda...

>>1489002
>taking the b8

>>1490251
Probably.
There must be at least one /pol/ack with a birb who taught it to say "gas the kikes race war now uncle adolf did nothing wrong"
Could you teach a parrot to zieg heil with its wing though?

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>>1490297
>Could you teach a parrot to zieg heil with its wing though?

Stick a treat in front of them and parrots will do anything you want

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>>1490297

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>>1490329
That webm will never get old.

>>1490297
You don't really need to teach them that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF2uPaDJ_2A

>>1484513
"Skeksis want peace, want friend, mmmmmm... No hurt gelfling."

>>1486723
man that orange is a cutie

>>1487519
Did it just use a worm as bait?

>>1481606
a fucking legend!

>owning any form of cockatoo as a pet
how the fuck can you stand it. the cunts are so loud. i fucking hate them. they sit in their groups of like 20 outside buildings and shit just fucking screeching and making noise.

>>1489002
You're extracting him?

>>1486723
>oranges becomes a tranny like remie

>>1486374
birb sauce is coo on vine, 28th of october for that clip /u/1128952470127915008

>>1481613
Where's the Caveman?

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>>1486824
superior version

>>1486767

How does that not get infected.

>>1484899
Mockingbirds are little shits and will attack anything that they decide to take beef with. They're the state bird where I live, too, so you can't touch them. I had a bread vendor who had to get past one outside of the store that I work in because it absolutely hated his truck and kept trying to attack the (solid white and non reflective) hood one morning.

>>1487767
they cant fucking walk...

>>1487658
I love their stupid muppet faces.

>>1490999
>>1491002
Haha, that motherfucker Eric

>>1488999
not as beautiful as your trip dubs

>>1488962
I just went an looked up a video of this bird, and their call caught me by surprise

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>>1491229

>>1490627
Bread, but same principle

>>1490740
wunderbar

>>1481811

this one should be on a ylyl thread as well.

>>1490297
>>1490251

Someone taught his dog to salute on "Heil Hitler"

He literally got arrested for it. Not even making it up.

>>1487417
I lose it when it attempts to do the screamo parts of the song.

a bird can just straight up fly the fuck away if it doesn't like something being done to it as they always have in the face of literally any danger

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>>1491229

>>1491888
And to respond positively to "gas the jews"
Yeah, the UK now has absurd laws regarding """"hate speech""""

This whole thread has made me so happy

>>1481613
I fucking love max

>>1483910
Are these the same birbs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1WhO6kBbQ

>>1484889
I need to know the name of that kind.

>>1490751
Same way the big ass holes in your head doesn't.

>>1484097
>Lvl 4 pidgey used tackle on a lvl 50 mandibuzz

>>1487155
imagine it being a brown recluse or black widow spider.

>>1492953
>don't

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>>1492939
Aye.

>>1493208
Japanase birds are the best... It's a Japanese bird, right?

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>>1493214
Yeah.

https://vine.co/u/1128952470127915008
https://twitter.com/S_Coochan

>>1493214
Native Australian but In Japan

>>1493222 Photo icon on twitter
>[Heart]

>>1487666
I'm fucking crying

>>1481625
hate to be that guy, but is this real? I only ask cause the bird actually looks like it's green screen in or something. like something is off.

>>1481604
BIRBBYS!!!!!!!!!! :DD

>>1481606
the fucking legend returns!

>>1481664
They won a war against Australia, so I can't argue that.

>>1493453
meant to reply to: >>1486410

>>1483312
I had one of those sitting in my tree once. I'm on an island, but we live at least 2 miles from the marshlands, so I never quite figured out why it was just chilling up in our tree.

>>1483714
>majestic
>bodado quality

>>1493171
>mandibuzz

I think you mean Fearow m7

>>1486729
obvious bait is obvious

>>1486001
>stop doing these things that make me laugh and give you all my attention

I would hate to see how this guy's kids would turn out.

>>1487417
this birb makes me happu

>>1493410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-mBzo35uW0
Good watch

>>1492871
birbs can see ghosts ya know...

>>1481841
>>1481843
Lost. I can't breathe
epic

>>1487352
Perfect

>>1486001
Holly shit, I'd sell my house to get one of this. Does it come in german too?

>>1486882
>>1486824
>>1490740
Best ylyl thread in years

>>1490740
>BIRD!

Fuck me I almost made it without laughing, why did the very last second of the webm get me

>>1490999
I love how Eric's adopted a mocking "Errrricc" screech. Fucking legend.

>>1491927
Never fails to make me laugh.

>>1491303
Holy shit I'm dying. How can this be the sound that makes female birds wanna fuck?

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>>1493942
i heard sqeaky toys more threatening than that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxGuNJ-nEYg

>>1492948
He's called Bob.

>>1492948
That's a bearded vulture.

>>1493979
HOW???

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>>1490297
Jawohl.

>>1481664
Fuck Emus

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>>1494769

>>1494746
Japanese birds are nazis, then

>>1490762

Fellow Texan and bird fan reporting. I feel a weird mixture of animosity and respect when it comes to Mockingbirds. Never had one pester me, but watched them chase off other birds plenty of times when they get too close to a nest. Also sometimes their calls are terrible, sometimes they're neat

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>>1488889
>>1488948
>>1488962

>>1494746
it's like roll call in class, they're saying his name.
"ichimatsu-kun?"
>raises hand
"hai!"

>>1493905
Is not even the end
The bird says "BIRD. OUT."
And that's kek material

>>1487658
That is disturbingly mechanical

I know its prolly real but shit it looks like one of those disney robots

>>1496146
Third Texcan ITT, and I can confirm mockingbirbs run the entire range from cunt to cozy.
At least they squabble with the squirrels in the yard, means more pecans for me.

>>1490740
>BETRAYAL
Lost it

>>1494806
>HOW ARE THESE EGGS SO HARD

>>1496996
that's what you get for playing with your food

>>1485572
...hey, none of you guys are funny.

>>1483312
Had one of these hang out outside my work one day eating the lizards that live out in the bushes in the front. At least 3 feet tall. Really cool bird.

>>1494746
bet that birb would have no qualms about being ordered into battle.

>>1497595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHWSe1cNpKI

>>1490329
What's the name of this song?

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>>1497619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EcgruWlXnQ

>>1489002
>Subject onboard. Leave the rest to us.

>>1497595
>come on man don't fuck with it.

>>1497655
nightmare/10

>Local host goes "vVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVvVv"

>>1487767

what do you mean? the bird is literally called "common loon"

>>1496162
what a beautiful voice

>>1497592
Will this man or bird kill himself when the other dies? Because damn it if they arent bonded as hell.

>>1486001
Man, the guy's laughter annoys me so much.

>>1489002
I do this with my parrot a lot

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>>1498987
ducklings will fuck you up worse than bunnies

>>1490740
>WE ARE FUCKING ACTUAL
my sides are in orbit

>>1487803
>boiling, gluten free, free range soy oil
dude what

>>1481843
Every single time

>>1493410
I think it may be the difference in relative speeds. The birb looks like its going normal speed relative to itself, where the guy looks like he's in slow motion. Because of this, your brain sees something off.

>>1483279
>interacts something coming near it with the only real appendage it has (mouth)
>closing eye in pleasure.
>fast, happy screeches
>happily flapping wings.
>forgetting that owls are predatory birds, and that you wouldn't need to guess if it didn't enjoy your behavior at it.

See, I can make lists in greentext too.

>>1481613
Where do you think he gets these sounds from? Probably TV going on in the other room?

>>1496079
what kind of bird is that

>>1492871
I love his little jog

>>1499546

It's a cockatoo, dummy

>>1497559
out fucking skilled.

>>1496079
I imagine it as an old man, ceasely ranting to everyone and noone about those darn kids and ther fancy flashy boxes, but back in its days there as only sound and they liked it, since who needs pictures anyway, and everything was better, jsut look at tehis railing, back in my days i made ony myslef and it was much better and....

>>1488373
>>1486369
from "look around you"
satire educational program.
definitely worth the watch
https://vimeo.com/62218296

>>1499629
We should all just kill ourselves right now. Jesus fucking christ.

I hate life.

>>1499874
while human caused extinctions are regretable and should be avoided, thething is: stuff like that happens with, or without us. the majority of all species that ever lived is now extinct.

>>1487666
lemme smash...
please :(

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>>1500069
got stick?

>>1494769
Fuck you cunt, wanna go?, imana smack ya

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>>1500143

>>1489176
fuk u snek

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>>1500157

>>1481625
It's like time is just a meaningless thing to Hummingbirds. It's just there, and that's it.

All else is completely insignificant to them.

>>1491303
thats a great version of this

>>1493222
>checked
Also Trips confirm DJ Coo. Where do i get tickets?

>>1494806
What is that bird? It looks like what would happen if you crossed a emu with a roadrunner

>>1496996
I like the cat's response. Also i didnt know chickens ate rodents. Huh... the more you know

>>1497595
>Paul, come on man. Don't fuck with the cat.

>>1497655
>Filename: IfPyramidWasABirb

>>1499629
Why would you do this to me... fuck off dude...

>>1500323
Pretty sure it's a red-legged seriema.

>>1500141
sauce? This sounds fake

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>>1500546
The first 4 second of the webm:
>the amazing lyrengbird from australia form david attenborough's 'life of birds'

Gee anon, i think its from bocu no pico.

BBC has some pretty based nature documentaries

>>1497337
I understood that reference

>>1481664
featherbrains

>>1499632
my dog died today

>>1486717
If I went into a pet store and asked for a hyperactive cola birb, would I get this birb?

>>1500644
THAT'S WHERE THAT NOISE COMES FROM!?

My memories of the Lion King CD-ROM for windows 95 are forever changed.

>>1497625
Dad fuckin' epic mang

>>1500970
its a kookaburra

>>1496459
um,,,no... wtf dude

>>1500987
Oh THAT'S a Kookaburra; shit, I always thought the sound came from monkeys. Never would have guessed.

>>1491927
dat fucking snort

>>1501108
birds fucking love remotes

they always want to bite the buttons off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gYEgw9lVo

>>1501003
yes

>>1491888
My friend has done this with his dog. Stand on hind legs and zeig heil

>>1481843
fucking dale.

>>1490751
Feathers covering the hole and maybe earwax. Compare that to ours which just has earwax.

>>1487155
that used to happen at my parents house. we put those covers on the dryer vent to specifically keep asshole birds out and stop making nests in the warm vents

>>1484513
>not naming it "givemewarmgivemesoft.webm

>>1486366
>>1493949
Are these Canures?

>>1500644
>when you make your lady cum just right

>>1493196
>Plural

>>1484889

One fabulous dinosaur

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>>1487895
Budgie on the left, mandarin duck on the right
>mandarin duck on the right.

>>1484889
I love the pose the birb strikes at 0:11

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If this isn't the best method to pick up a tiny birb.

Saw a ruffled up and pox infected great tit this morning on my bird feeder. Was gone before I could film it. It had a wart size the half of its head where its left eye should have been. It was pretty macabre, was wondering how it was still alive.

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>>1501769

>>1501776
Imagine having schizophrenia like this.

>>1501776
Sounds like little goblins

BASE jumping birb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxGuNJ-nEYg

>>1501663
that poor lad, what happened?

>>1502071
instagram description says "Psittacine Beak & Feather Disease"

He can't be a real birb but he can make cute pictures and videos on the internet

>>1502074
Downgraded into skin-o-saur, huh.
Still, I wouldn't trust its judgment to not shit in my beanie like that.

>>1500546
the camera noises are real, rest is fake

>>1483910
That is the cutest birb I've ever seen.

>>1501769
Anon, what the fuck is that?

It looks one of those new pokemans

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My birb.

>>1504868
>Yuki
you realize that budgie is a dude, right?

>>1505318
strictly speaking, most names are a-gender in japan.

>>1504868
Did you know? Stroking a bird down the lower back is very lewd. Scratch its head instead, it's more like a hug and less like grabbing your bird by the pussy.

>>1505318
How can you tell? This one is an albino so the nose skin thing will always be pinkish.
Not that it matters anyways, boys make the best girls.

>>1505493
She's still a bit cautious about her head.

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>tfw I just found out my 11 year old cockatiel passed away 10 days ago in my hometown (family tried to keep it a secret until I got back)
>tfw also need to study for finals

Take care of your pets guys.

>>1505672
Ah. New bird? Looks like it's in the "putting up with" stage. Stop bothering it, and it'll get interested in you soon enough.

>>1505821
Yea, she's still new. Always liked budgies and end up getting more. I only take her out when she is asking for attention. When she's sitting happily at the top of the cage I leave her alone.

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>>1487155
That birb's got perfect timing

>>1506334
i have the same rat.
And one in white as well.

>>1483279
>Evil bitch torturing owl

Lern2grammer, that sentence implies that the owl is torturing the woman.

>>1507434
>cant precive the agonizing mind control waves the owl emits, while basking in its victims frail efforts to stop the pain at its source

Do you even owl?