ITT: Stacies

My sister was in alphi chi omega and she acts nothing like this. She actually graduateed with a Math degree from an acredited state university,.

What the fuck is my excuse

>>1470898
pics of sister?

>>1470898
You suck too much cock to study.

>>1470877
But what about her mom?

>>1470898
College degree means fuck all anymore. Has no bearing on whether someone is actually smart or not

>>1471288
Regardless, having a degree is practically a requirement now to get hired into any non-shitty job if you don't know someone above to vouch for you.

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>>1471397
>officially 2017
>actually thinking you still need a 'job'
>actually thinking you need to go get a piece of paper to prove you can work for someone else

>>1470877
God that is beautiful.

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>>1470880

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>>1471500

>>1470882
No indeed. Why wait?

>>1470882
>already moving before strapping herself in
>filming herself by holding the phone
>no hands on wheel

>>1470898
>she acts nothing like this
Around you. When you are not around, she acts exactly like op's pic.

I didn't go to college, are sorority girls really the mega whores I think they are?

Ive been approached by a few and its a big red flag.

>>1471597
>implying she's the one driving

check yourself britfag

>>1471926
And the rest of the clip is on /gif/, I assume?

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>>1471926

>>1471969
>>1472002
Her name was LovelyNatalya on MFC, but she doesn't stream anymore. You can find about 30 vids of her though.

>>1470877
You call her Stephanie
I call her Headphanie

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>>1472345
OOOUUUUU

>>1470878
hnnnnngg

>>1470880
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this pantless enchantress?

>>1471891
kek

>>1472358
You forgot fluid druid

>>1473076
noice addition

>>1472358

this post 10/10

>>1470882
Sixteen? More like thirteen. Jebus.

Where's this Stacy thing come from anyway? The use of the name I mean.

>>1473172
You know how all the stuck up bitches are named Stacy. Just like how all the football playing jocks are named Chad. They're just stereotypical names for those kinds of people.

>>1473177
Ah, makes sense. I'm not from an English speaking country, so I wasn't sure if there was anything special about the name. Cheers!

>>1470880
how is this sexy ?
i just fell the need to smash her head with club or rock
i cant even imagine to hatefuck her that is how this is repolsive to me
and no i am not gay

>>1473719
sauce?

>>1470898
>She actually guaranteed
>She guaranteed
>Math degree
>State University

How far you will ever be from having any market value is beyond me...

>>1471434
>Mum
>when i'm older i'm going to be a facebook seller or a youtube millionaire
Meanwhile, for the rest of us stuck in the realm of reality...

>>1474002
Nice projection. Not everyone is a non-creative dullard like yourself. Money has never been more fake and easy to generate. Its monopoly money at this point

have fun wasting your life for someone elses scraps wagecuck

>>1473998
Did you proof-read your post or are you truly trying to talk shit about values when you, yourself, are retarded?

>>1474048
Let me guess, you whore yourself online for money? I can only assume so with a name like "redhead amateur".

>>1474059
and you whore yourself out to your employer for money, at least the camslut makes her own schedule

>>1473172
/r9k/ , it originates from r9k
>>1473177
>>1473183

its a term, stacey is the stereotypical name for pretty popular rich white girls like that

chad is the same , but for those buff rich white guys

its seen also a lot in movies

>>1474185
>depending a whores lifestyle

Top kek

>>1470880
>nostril slits
kek

>>1473719
>bull dyke
such a waste

>>1470878
>that gold watch

he's about to get his dick wet

>>1470877
for what it's worth they were doing this as part of a charity event where the ballpark asked members of the audience to take selfies. Someone forgot to tell the national announcers and they got make fun of on national tv.

>>1474895
You mean wrist fedora.

>>1472358
Cancer: the post.

>>1471434
>its the current fucking year
>people should be thinking like me
>a lot of things have changed
>because its the current fucking year

>>1474895
>that gold watch
is worn by her friend who is female.

>>1478010
also, does anyone know what language this is?

>>1478028
Sounds like French to me.

>>1478186
have you ever heard french being spoken? sounds way different than the webm. those are some sort of slavs

>>1478189
Sorry, I don't hear it often.

>>1478193
then maybe don't reply the next time you have no idea what you're actually talking about?

>>1478199
Maybe don't be an asshole? Just giving my two cents when you asked for it.
Don't ask for it if you can't handle a few people being wrong.

>>1478201
i didn't even ask the question. but i won't be answering others questions when i have literally no idea what the actual answer is. maybe stop being an absolute useless idiot

>>1478203
I had an idea. It was wrong.
I don't really listen to other languages often, it just sounded a bit like French after listening to it once.
I don't know why it's such a big issue to you.

>>1478028
Its Polish.

>>1478207
dont you fucking try to help people again you little faggot

>>1478028
Polish

>>1478232
kek

>>1478367
>>1478232
>>1478207
>>1478203
>>1478201
>>1478199
>>1478193
>>1478189
>>1478186
Welcome to 4chan

>>1478028
It's a FAMAS

>>1478186
>>1478193
>>1478201
>>1478207
>>1478367
Fucking legend

>>1478436
>>1478913
>autism

>>1478948
Let me guess. This is the board you come to instead of /b/ because of various reasons?

>>1478960
what are you even trying to communicate?

>>1478972
Hows middle school?

>>1478978
you're not even trying

>>1478010
Polish, check back on that woman when she's 30. Polish women age horribly.

>>1478983
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING SHIT TO YOU LITTLE FUCKBOI?! WHY ARE GOING ON ALL SICK LIKE YOU'RE SOME SOLID FUCK GEEZER. I SWEAR TO GOD I'D KNOCK YOU'RE COCKY FUCKING SOCKS OFF YOU PUSSY BITCH.

You're actually fucking 12 years old. Jesus fucking christ. How can someone be so retarded. You're so dense it's unbelievable.

>>1479003
>capslock

>>1479021
Go watch some garbage youtubers kid

>>1479025
you're still replying? wow

>>1472358
Stacie

>>1473719
Fucking dyke

>>1473719
Deep inside, I'm a lesbian who loves these dykes

>>1479040
hi

>>1478028
dutch
they even look the part

>>1478028
Polish

>>1471269
She's got it going on.

>>1483531
hahaha

>>1470880
she looks mentally handicapped desu

>>1484076
don't even need sound to tell those are smelly brittbongs

>>1476636
I find this oddly cute.

>>1471434
when did Garfeif turn into a robot?

>>1484590
more like this

>>1470898
>What the fuck is my excuse
You didn't fuck her before she went and fucked other guys. You missed your chance.

>>1470880
>opening her mouth that much to chew gum
I really want to pull a caveman like >>1473700 desu

>>1484621
That's her biggest fan.

>>1470878
>You will never be able to pull a girls pony tail really hard for her to turn around and look at you like that
Why live

>>1484869

>When it hits you, your daughter is a whore

>>1485326
youre right, kill yourself you pathetic faggot

>>1485296
Poor kid, self esteem was probably shattered

>>1471597
shes not driving you fucking euro dolt

>>1473719
That's pretty hot, though.

>>1470880
That's Kate Beckinsale's daughter, Lilly Mo Sheen. faggots

>>1484076
Why are British women so disgusting?

>>1484076

>FRESHN YA DRINK GUVNAH?

>>1486186
kek

>>1480443
No, they dont

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>>1484590
>>1484613
All I could think of.

>>1484621
This is the first time i saw the fan i tought they were throwing something at her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

wb stacey's mom?

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>>1486678
When I was in school I was told they were both her actual kids

I believed that for year

>>1484076
Good thing they're Welsh. English girls would probably just steal the phone.

>>1484590
>Women are just as capable as men.

>>1484621
Hahahahahaha

>>1486411
Holy shit

I wouldn't be surprised if this was fake though, that much hair getting ripped out would have a bigger reaction I think

>>1484595
>this entire thread
fuck the west really is collapsing isnt it

>>1486186
that's not cool

>>1484590

What did she think was gonna happen?

>>1485659

It's fine, he clearly had too much.

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>>1485310
underrated post

>>1470882

>that voice

she's either a heavy smoker or a heavy pole smoker

>>1486186
>Rednecks

>>1487412
she died you idiot, she starts bleeding like fuck

>>1488122
At least white genes will be in the genome once the shit skins rape and indoctrinate all of us. Allah ackbar, m'snow niggers.

>>1488156
THAT'S NOT CLINT!
They are in the same movie, but it's not him.

>>1471434
I WANT SOME LASAGA

>>1479001

Truth, but some take a little longer. My polish friend plummeted overnight in looks the day she turned 35. She was fiiinne as fuck in her early 30's.

I still think she is just a vampire that stopped feeding.

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>>1478891
>la croix

that's... pretty impressive

>>1488122
Did you just wake up out of hibernation?

Society will literally be in the gutter within the next 10 years. Get a fucking gun and get good with it if you havent already.

>>1474924
Isn't that exactly what they're describing at the start?

>>1488378
The fuck is going on here?

>>1478028
Not American

>>1484869
well her mother is wearing a choker.
she shouldn't be that surprised

>>1487412
I wouldn't either, but i have had my wrist broken by an electric power drill. So i understand strong these plug in drills can be.

>>1470877
>took a picture of your thumb last week –
ps. it wasn't his thumb

>>1484621
>
Why is he wearing a CCCP shirt? Must be from California...

>>1488130
Yeah it is...

>>1484595
That's actually pretty cute!
Just girls being silly and having fun!

Haters.

>>1485296
Dah, what a bitch, i'd love to kiss that young boy ;3

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>>1484869
>sexy

>>1489139
Her smile while she "cries' makes me sick. This is going to be a mother and a wife one day. Have a little self respect.

>>1488382
Im thinking more that the slavs will be the last ones standing

>>1486186
BTFO by redneckus chadicus

>>1471434
>ive never had a job: the post

>>1484076
>>1484584
>>1486364
>britbongs
>british women

please, all northeners are disgusting.

>>1486378
thats a southern accent, and absolutely not how they were talking.

srsly i hate the plebs in this country so much it hurts, but lets at least be accurate here guys

>>1489139
What's happening she's just getting a jab?

>>1489628
Brit here. Fucking agree.

>>1488819
it's a changeling

>>1489764
>What's happening

A chance for unmitigated attention

>>1489764
A vaccination on a girl who probably just has a phobia of needles. It's not that uncommon.

>>1489764
Just my erection

>>1473719
disgusting

>>1488374
Source?

>>1489253
Nonce

>>1489253
Rasheed

>>1473700
this

This thread makes me depressed

Whats the point of life if you cant have something this beautiful

>>1471434
sampler fi !

>>1489628
>>1489811
That's a Welsh accent you fucking retards

>>1484877
This

>>1473719
Mario?

>>1486186
why would you do this to a person walking? dumb and edgy

>>1488122
it is, but not in the way you're thinking

>>1484595
what's wrong with this? the're just having fun

>>1491604
You can faggot, you just dont get good things without effort.

Thats not howl life works

>>1489251
I don't usually say this unironically

but actually consider suicide

>>1489924
This. I have a phobia of needles, and I too overreact what with turning my head away and putting on headphones.

>>1487412
she's still in shock and hasnt felt it yet

>>1476910
This makes so much more sense! i just couldn't figure out what kind of person would be ok with that.

>>1489999
The quads have spoken.
And you're in luck. She is used to little pricks by now.

>>1484621

damn that sucks

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>>1486186
most likely fake but still a nice joke

>>1496335
Can we get a translation?
As a girl, it just seems like that fucking lunatic punched her for no reason.

>>1489386
you're talking about a teenage girl you dumb cunt what do you expect

>>1489230
gotta be a special kind of retard to break your wrist on a drill...

>>1496443
Women seem to get punched a lot on Russian game shows.

>>1486186
I bet a thousand dollars they are from Florida

>>1496335
The moment the shoe touched him she knew it's over.

>>1484595
Other than mediocre music, this one isn't bad. I can imagine this being one of their best memories when they're old.

>>1485296
All his life he was told to be brave, act on his impulses. Be spontaneous and alpha, girls like it! He finally tries it and this is how he's repayed. Wouldn't surprise me if he ends up on this website if he's not here already.

>>1489924
I just got blood drawn today. Stared at the top corner of the room and tried to keep my pulse down. Not afraid of needles, I just hate the feeling of something being in my vein and sucking the blood out.

>>1488384
Clint wasn't in planet of the apes you retard

>>1485296
In that moment of this TV show he didn t know it, but the horrible reaction of the girl was not his fault. She had not kissed a boy before which means this was her first time, so she didn t feel comfortable, as we can expect.

>>1488130
Not at all

>>1470882
It's... ugh. It's girls like this, that I HAVE to ignore because they make women look so fucking bad. I know not all women, in fact a majority, aren't like this. But it's just, so fucking irritating. Knowing that people whose egos are THIS BIG actually exist and they get *constantly* enabled by everyone they meet.

I'm tall, attractive, smart, funny... The only thing I'm missing at the moment is money. Once I have that, I've got it pretty high on my list to get on Instagram and Tinder, flaunt the money (in addition to myself, obviously) and degrade girls like this. The best part?

>they'll still sleep with me

FUCK. Not all girls are like that. Not all girls are like that. But god damn is that enraging.

>>1489139
My ex was like this with spiders. I just can't imagine someone being that afraid of something to the point of acting like that. It just looks like they're attention whores and scrape up any attention they can get. Also that women aren't challenged at all in life, so anytime something scary comes up they freak out.

>>1496335
wtf I love russians now

>>1496410
>As a girl, it just seems like that fucking lunatic punched her for no reason.
>As a girl

Wait... why does that matter? In what way does that contribute to your post?

>>1498137
>Also that women aren't challenged at all in life
Some of them are though. Where does this need to make such blatantly false statements come from?

>>1498144
>how does hyperbole work
Not literally every single woman is never challenged. I meant that the vast majority of women experience vastly easier lives than men in their same country/socioeconomic status/whatever.

Do you honestly think that women's lives are "about as difficult" as men's?

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>>1484590
At least she's laughing

>>1489386
holy autism

>>1497755
>I can imagine this being one of their best memories when they're old.
If that was really in their top 10, it would be really pathetic. Other than that, you are right, just some girls making a funny video, totally ok unless you're a wizard.

>>1488819
All women do this at the end of the day. That's how they remove make-up.

>>1496335
I like how he just goes back to touch the car like he's not disqualified.
I'm all for punching bitches, but rules are rules.

>>1488378
no one cared who i was until i put on the mask

>>1499054
kek bump

>>1484595
I hate valley girls now

>>1489302
I really lol at this one.

>>1496312
Fucking women

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>>1496274

>>1470882
What's wrong with this? Is this so annoying? Looks like a regular teenage girl

>>1471434
STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL

>>1488130
reddit

>>1486186
the hicks where I live call this "rolling coal" and they get together in quantities and do it.
they also shout "put the corn to her buck"
but it sounds like "put da corn to ha buhk"

>>1496448
>when i go study abroad and see little african kids of both genders no more than 5 years old take their needles like drinking water
>see this blonde "teen"

1st world countries are destroying themselves at this point.

>>1498951
i dont suppose you had many friends in school

>>1499054
ayy

>>1476669
>>1479049
No fun faggots

>>1470878
I'm in love

>>1485353
At least her daughter isn't texting and driving while looking at the passenger.

What a stupid bitch.

>>1488819
IIRC it was like 100 layers of foundation or something.

>>1499593
When I was a wee lad, we had a small video before taking the first of our MMR shots and four, count, four kids passed out by seeing the needle on a t.v.

I got in trouble for thinking he was being a dick and leaning on me so I slapped him. Worth it.

>>1478010
Took it well but she was thinking of where to hide the body. I know a girl in Poland, ignoring someone like this is top insult, worse than anything you could say.

>>1498137
Man I am terrified of moths and will freak out even when i'm alone.
It's not a rational thing.

>>1488378
Fucking reptilians

>>1470898
your sister was in a sorority? 35$ says she got fucking chad banged every weekend
probably has some gangbang stories too lmao

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>>1484595
the feels when i actually know these girls haha

i remember this video going viral, i used to fuck with the girl on the lefts friend

man i miss high school

>>1484877
m nmxcn

>>1471434
>not me or my wife's son
he had one job.

>>1484595
I wonder how they figured out to put the 2 cutest in the front seats without offending the other three and starting the 476th world bitch war.

>>1499784
One owns the car and the other is her best friend.

Women respect hierarchy like primates

>>1499794
>One owns the car
seriously doubt it mate.

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>>1472358
>Phallus Chalice
>Penis Machinist

>>1498124
what a fucking pathetic post

kill yourself

>>1499945
>what a fucking pathetic post

I know, right?

I mean, like hellooooooooo!!

Oh! My! God! He is such a fucking retard!

I am so totally posting about this on Facebook, for reals!

>>1499884
>>1499889
who is this qtp2t

>>1496410

He was antagonizing, insulting and spitting on him throughout the entire show, trying to get his hand off the car. He snapped when she started waving her shoe in his face.

Also, no one gives a fuck if you're a girl.

>>1496410
>As a girl
this doesnt work here

>>1499884
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA

>>1496410
>>1496410
>As a girl
tits or gtfo

>>1488790
>drinking imaginary liquid
>impressive

>>1500910
On a nsfw board?
You have to think a little bit.

>>1499800
>not giving your daughter a brand new car for her 16th birthday
you're the reason the chinks are winning

>>1484595
>dat spooky background niggress

>>1500092
topkek

>>1488819
Lizards...

>>1496450
You've never used a a high HP drill have you? Maybe you should stick to the screw drivers and battery drills :]

>>1500092
nice, anon

very nice

>>1501002
>being this delusional

>>1496561
Look at her lips. She's been on a lotta game shows.

>>1470898
> graduated* with a Math degree
>meaning anything

Ahhh yes the Blonde, they don't actually have any real talent or depth of character for that matter, but by working together in their social groups they can somewhat equal one of their half competent peers, usually they will employ some desperate Aeroeng student to do their work for them in exchange for getting in the circle, or they just smile at the professor, either way they have no real talent or interest and are just in it for the paper, don't mistake yourself, your sister is no different.

>>1501142
>girl in my dorm actually slept with 50 yo professor for a do-nothing 'A'

so fucking pathetic what society has become

>>1484076
i'm new here, what kind are these?

>>1470878
John Key?

>>1489386
autism detected

>>1474326
wow noticing that changes everything

>>1499737
no one believes you

>>1501353
i hope they exiled her and was forced to live the life of a robot

>>1501347
my nigga

>>1472358
Thanks for your addition to my collection

>>1499265
Hot cross buns.

>>1499714
They want your vote.

>>1496410
>As a girl
>As a boy, I never find it necessary to mention my gender to contribute to a discussion

>>1501298
They are called Slags.

>>1478186
>>1478189
>>1478193
>>1478199
>>1478201
>>1478203
>>1478232
>>1478436
>>1478648
>>1478913
>>1478948
>>1478960
>>1479049
This was all me

>>1478891
I feel intimidated, and aroused.

>>1485296
She leaned in. She fucking leaned in for it.

>>1501336
No

>>1500974
lol wut!?!??!!

>>1500974
what the hell reported

>>1489139
Is she tagging them to be found of they run away?

>>1499737
who is this semen demon?

>>1501353
fake

>>1472358
You forgot fuck buck, pound hound, pickle tickle, log hog, coitus tortoise, pumpit strumpet

>>1470882
she totally sounds 20
by totally i mean who the fuck is dumb enough to think she's 20?

>>1484590
i knew this was going to end badly as soon as i saw the blender

>>1484621
the male equivalent of a stacey

>>1490537
don't fall for the bait, she's fine, gonna need some bosley though

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>>1488378

>>1489924
i used to hate needles, now i almost like them...almost

>>1496410
as a girl of course you would see him as a lunatic because you don't have any higher brain function past "oh no he hit some one with a vagina like me!"

The way the camera man is scrambling it needs to cut into saving private Ryan beach scene

>>1496410
Fuck off whore.

>>1496410
You bitches are in for such a rude awakening in the next 10 years

>>1496312
this makes me happy

>>1470880
The legends were true

>>1502516
what happens then?

>>1471500
>>1471501
Damn, that's is one edgy 12 year old

>>1499995
stop trying to look insane, we all know you're a sad sack of shit

Looks like someone got b&.

>>1501717
noice addition m8

>>1505741
who

>>1499054
Why did the third car in the accident go over into the wrong lane and crash into them?

>>1498124
Didn't think I'd be calling biggest cunt of 2017 so early

>>1471597
>The year of Our Lord 2000+17
>Being this retarded

>>1473700
>and no i am not gay
def gay 100%

>>1500990
you're clearly new

>>1505433
You marvel as he ascends to take his astral form
>No idea

>>1489624
I dont have a degree yet i make decent money for a really well off cable company. Ill most likely work there the rest of my life and climb the ranks to a kickass job.

>>1499737
what kind of thot is this? whats her name?

>>1471434
I EAT, JON. IT'S WHAT I DO

Something about Stacies makes me really happy. I guess it's probably the whole "Normal girl lives a normal life and is genuinely happy" thing. My gut reaction should be bitterness at these bitches for doing better than me at life, but instead just kinda makes me a little happier inside.

>>1473719
Is that ASMRAurette?

>>1511324
Kek. Kiernan's probably the farthest away from being a Stacy as a famous teen actress can get. Cute webm though.

>>1498124
What the fuck
How is that webm egotistical