It is time. Time for a turtle/tortoise thread.

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Things are gonna start getting violent now

>>1469764
M-MASAKA

>>1469774
God damn, Jeb.

wtf I love turtles now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsjU29olBEQ

I'm terrified of turtles now

>>1469766
i never got scared so hard

>>1469766
fucking tiny dinosaur cunt

Man what the fuck, I thought these fuckers were slow and adorable. This thread is fucked up

>>1469766
RIP cameraman

>>1469781
FUCK

I guess being armour plated made them cocky

>>1469771
>>1469774

What is it with turtles and cats

>>1469778
r-reee

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>>1473046

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Turtle time

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>>1492333

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>>1492347

turtles are aggressive dangerous predators that should be left alone

tortoises are bro's

>>1492349
Is that real time?

fuc

>>1477084
...and they say reptiles have no empathy. :3

>>1492333
Kinda wish I had that video where a pair of stupid kids tossed this big desert tortoise over a bridge into a river in an effort to "save" it.

...Then again, kinda glad I don't.

Also, nice trips.

>>1469778
Why is there no blood?

>>1469781
That turtle is in a world of pain right now.

Now I'm scared of Alligator Turtles

https://youtu.be/dV9KuETVF8I

>>1492857
...... Please be trolling.

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>>1469747
Pee-ka-boo!

>>1469768
a reminder to spay and nuder your pets, from jack hannah the turtle

>>1492333
all tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises

dumbass whoever made that

>>1492857
it's not real at all you absolute tard

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>>1506936
Don't be a jackass. Jackass.

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>>1508195

>>1469778
Well goodnight everyone. This is gong to haunt my dreams for at least a week in a half.

>>1493401
What's that bug trying to do to that turtle's eye?

>>1469764
H-HAYAI

>>1508197
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6fhHjxBvk

>>1516461
froggo master race

>>1469778
Pepe btfo

>>1517691
>tfw he had to release them

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>>1520266

I've always wondered. Why do other animals seem to like riding turtles?

>>1492347
Uuuraaaaaaa!!!!

>>1520356
Free transportation.

>>1469766
What the FUCK?

>>1492347
Song sauce?

>>1469778
That adorable little smug pose at the end. What a beauty.

>>1469778
kek finally gets it

>>1477086
best post of the thread

>>1521530
That is massively overrating that post.

>>1532267
Perfect.

turtles are fucking scary bro

>>1493524
Why do you say that?

>>1469778
i can't believe godzilla fucking killed kek

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>>1536897
>Godzilla

>>1508197
AGI vs DEF

>>1522065
Sea turtle loving

>>1520973
snapping turtle. they can shoot their heads out up to and more than one whole body length. and they are mean as fuck. just leave 'em alone or they can take a finger, guy was being a dummy and was too close.

>>1469764
MICHELANGELO, HE'S ONE OF A KIND!

>>1540790

>Turtlebros

This kills me every time. He is trying to fuck. He aint trying to be helping nobody. He is trying to get that dick somewhere.

I guess turtlebros as a name can still apply though...

>>1510039
lick it for salt.

>>1506940
But the speed of the guy in the back is constant

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>>1469748

>>1469748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rwt5CjN43w

>>1559316
what game is the audio from?

>>1559358
age of empires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_craYWwkKU