Filename Thread

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>>1469618
>ISIS war

>>1469635
Cyborg

>>1469599
I don't get it.

>>1469604
What movie is this? I love watching shitty B-Movies.

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>>1470095
Godzilla [2014]

It's really not a shitty movie. I rather enjoyed it. Maybe it's just good compared to the 2000's version.

>>1469612

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

>>1470090
Turn on the volume.

>>1469635
>robot

>>1470758

this

>>1469603
I don't understand

>>1471137
>>1470090
Kek, You guys are still drunk? Good job fellows

>>1469616
Wtf is this?

>>1470095
It's the Godzilla reboot. If you watch it, know that there may not be enough Godzilla for your satisfaction. Sequel will do better tho.

>>1470283
Did Jack Black gain weight?

>>1469610
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Driver: "I'm on a lot of crack right now, dude."
Officer: "Oh, is that so?"
Driver: "Here, I'll show you:"
Driver proceeds to moon the officer

>>1471176
cone snail

>>1471580
goddamn aardvark.

>>1469616
How does the fish not just swim away immediately.

>>1471137
the thing that passes on the road infront of them is a small plane

>>1471937

Cone snails have venomous stings that paralyze their prey.

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>>1469599

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>>1469599

>>1469860
>tfw not getting paid to beach ships at full speed all day

>>1471137
It matters not, what matters is our plan.

>>1473408
>you cannot fast travel with enemies nearby

>>1473248
>Brought to you by the Redundant Office of Redundancy

>>1469616
>TH-THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

>>1471153
underated

>>1471137
its a big joke

>>1469616
I want it to suck my dick like it's that fish.

>>1473248

that's perfect

>>1473248
That's very interesting

>>1473248
Written by Mojo Jojo

>>1471153
>initial p

>>1469610
Is that dry ice?

>>1469603
what the fuck
this was taken where i live

>>1473399

Somehow this video makes me really nostalgic

>>1471153
>not playing the song upside down too

come on you had one job

>>1478848
You can tell very easily that the Japanese voice actor used for this dub is following the actual script from the movie when he says "Huey Lewis and the News" at the beginning of the clip.

However, the English subtitles are obviously altered from the original. I feel like this filename should say something about fansubs and how they alter translations.

>>1470283
what a retard

>>1479254
Yeah no shit the english subs are wrong. Why the fuck would they be actually talking about Eva?

>>1473248
I actually fucking understand this shit. Wtf this wasn't the case a semester ago.

>>1470283

dude the klondike bar is not worth it. fatty.

>>1470850

mep!

>>1470283
Was waiting for him to start spewing blood.....

>>1479651
did he died

>>1469604
>There has been a delay, a spider is on the track.

>>1470850
source for the music?

>>1470283
should've been called "wasnthavingkidsanyway"

>>1479995
No.

>>1479979

faggot nigger liberal

>>1479979
Shadow of The Colossus

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>>1470182
sauce on webm song? sounds really familiar

>>1469612
lost

>>1480966
I'll fucking kill you

>>1480970
Did they died?

>>1479656
Just passed out, he got back up

>>1469603
wait hold on, what the fuck?

that is definitely not legal

>>1479127
how does one play songs upside down? I only know how to play them in reverse

>>1479651
That is the most annoying webm I've ever seen.

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>>1479254
>>1479355

>>1478850
top fuckin kek

>>1481027
He gave you fair warning.

>>1480947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lVOzOBcrm0

>>1481395
Can't say I understand the filename. Explain?

>>1481402
>get angry at your boss
>desperately want to say something but you also don't want to get fired
>see webm

>>1478850
I keep seeing this. What's Sweden have to do with a mound of sugar disappearing into coffee?

>>1476705
FUCK YOU MAN I JUST FORGOT THAT COMIC

>>1481097
Fag

>>1481408
White minority slowly disappearing into brown majority

>>1473673
Underrated

>>1469599
This happened here in the Bay Area, apparently someone, never caught unsurprisingly, accessed their intercom system and played hardcore porn audio.
So that must've sucked for the people working there, all those people whining about muh children

>>1478918
what is this?

>>1469610
All that nerve dust

>>1480970
why don't they just jump into the water at that point instead of risking to get stuck under some bs, how retarded can you be

>>1481394
>when you let additional peasants work on your town hall

>>1481096
An aeroplane can legally make an emergency landing on any road, the more you know

>>1469860
why they do this on purpose?

>>1479402
fuck off, faggot

>>1482178
Shipbreaker salvage yard. They beach them in India and cut them to pieces for scrap after the previous owners strip out what's still good. A

>>1479651
lol

>>1482188
ah, i see. thank you

>>1481637
grand budapest hotel. looks great but its pure fluff

>>1470857
Would be better with points and combo thing on the screen.

>>1482328
>10 power throw.webm

>>1481402
t. unemployed

>>1480970
story?

>>1482535
The boat tipped over

>>1482542
cool, people die?

>>1482549
No idea, just reporting what I'm seeing in the webm

>>1476705
eeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>1471810
go back to red.d.it

>>1481629
why were the kids whining about shit? the fuck?

>>1482549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYdh837U2yg

>>1481408
immigration joke

>>1473257
>Anonymous
Why has no one turned this into a Hotline Miami shitpost?

>>1470283
Isn't this the same guy who played Russian Roulette with Roman candles?

>>1482617
They weren't.

>>1470857
What is that song? I think I've heard it from something before

>>1469603
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/landing-682989-avenue-emergency.html

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>>1469599

>>1469605
cancer

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>>1479651

>>1469860
I imagined Stevie Wonder walking out of the cabin and it made me laugh pretty hard. My nose is bleeding.

>>1473248
Wait a minute... That's the wrong fucking missile. What's your angle?

>>1482947
Future Club by Pertubator or something like that

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>>1480973

>>1481670
because they would get sucked under the boat at that point

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>>1485760


pls anon dont go full retard

>>1482619
What the fuck, three people died from that?
What it a cruise for literally retarded people?

>>1470857
you got the source vid?

>>1470857
future club by pertubator

>>1473248
hooray for control theory

>>1473399
you should name that video "Jared Kushner just appointed as Senior Advisor for trump"

>>1469616
HOLY SHIT LOST

>>1469616
Anon you fucking made my night with that filename. If you poke your head back into this thread please know that I had an absolutely shit tier week and this put on the fucking ground laughing so thank you very much

>>1480973
the objective to start out the show was "pretend that you are the opposite gender"

>>1482328
there goes over $500

>>1473248
oh my fucking god best filename

>>1482328
>I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

>>1482732
What do you mean

>>1486029
What is the meaning of the file name?

>>1486038

Did she died?

>>1486107
dragon ball

>>1486107
makes me sad that people browse this board who haven't seen dbz

not angry, just sad

>>1469860
that file name

>>1471786
exactly what I was thinking

>>1479979
I mean... Probably the filename. Do you need to hold someone's hand to browse this website?

>>1479997
This

>>1480970
if you find yourself on a vessel like this capsizing don't wait just get out of it or you may get caught inside. Just beware and don't go out the back due to the props may still be spinning then your fucked.

>>1485640
I keep seeing different filenames for this one and the best one was "Dear diary, today I got stabbed by the cutest American sniper..."

>>1486038
Get away from the windows dingus that thing will throw your house onto a pole window first

>>1479651
end sounded like quake enemy noises

>>1478914
those are some good physics right there

>>1486144
that in itself is pretty sad, don't you think

>>1486281
Man dbz is the reason i have any motivation at all to be a decent human being. That show inspired me to push myself to my limits, and then surpass even those. It's a great show with great lessons to teach, about doing your best even when the odds are stacked completely against you, never abandoning your friends, and not letting power control who you are.

I'm fucking crying dude, i just want more people to be touched by that show like i was.

>>1486535
>>1486144
Just wasn't a show that I ended up watching as a kid I guess.

>>1486543
In the last 4 years I've rewatched it 3 times. Give it at least one go. Dubbed with the faulconer score, FUCK KAI

>>1486551
I want to give it a chance but 153 episodes of Dragon Ball and 291 of Z is a lot of work haha

>>1486562
Anon this is the kind of thing vacation days were invented for. I believe in you

>>1478924
Skywalkered

>>1486038
You gotta be a faggot to die from wind.

>>1471937
>>1472265
Actually I think that specific kind of cone snails exhales a paralysis-inducing toxic breath, you can see the particles move outwards from the mouth when the camera zooms in. Had the fish been stinged it'd be writhing in place instead of staying almost still.

>>1469616
Nutted but she still suckin

>>1469616
you made me nose laugh/snort a booger onto my keyboard, I hope youre happy

>>1482200

>WesAnderson.jpeg

>>1470855
>tfw Muad'Dib

>>1478850
sauce on song plz ?

>>1473257
what movie this is?

>>1469860
>like a glove.webm

>>1485810
Well I can't swim even with a life jacket, I'm a really skinny dude and bones sink, fat floats. I'm not all too confident I'd make it

>>1487399
I'm skinny as fuck (~6'1", 140 lbs / 185 cm, 63 kg) and have no problem swimming.

Step up your game, bruh.

>>1487439
6'1, 118 lbs. I've only gone swimming like twice though

>>1487445
Wow, that's pretty damn bony.
I can't float either (never tried with a life jacket, probably would), but just kicking my legs continuously lets me stay high enough to breathe. I bet you could do the same.

>>1487025
I think it is from Indiana Jones but im not 100% sure.

>>1486038
Sweet Jesus

>>1485657
what are you, autistic?

>>1478918
Reported :^)

>>1487891
I always mix the Oblivion theme with the Pirates theme

>>1482200
that's the point

>>1481394
wasn't this a protest or something?

>>1482328
i get the feeling that guys is an enormous douchebag

>>1478366
Underrated post

>>1485958
Thanks. I forgot I liked this song.

>>1487211
its the patlabor live action tv show

>>1482984
That fucking guy at the end.

>>1470466
what is this? are these puppets?

>>1485760
>>1481670

the "sucked under" thing has been debunked.

They should have jumped rather than risk getting stuck on the roof of the boat when it capped though.

>>1480970
fucking jack sparrow

>>1486038

he survived, his wife in the same house died

>>1469603
>>1478277
For you

>>1486038
apparently they didn't have a basement that they could go to, so they just sat their and waited for their doom.

>>1482984
>FRAG OUT

>>1481097
>doesn't know how to play a song upside down
kys newfag

>>1488134
The second poster said "stuck", like with the canopy. Not sucked.

>>1487928
The drone pilot? Certainly.

>>1488304
bathtub, anon. Either that or the central-most windowless point in your house

I don't even live somewhere that tornadoes happen but even I know this shit

>>1482334
this

>>1482617
The parents of the kids almost certainly were

>>1470855
LOST

>>1487025
It's from the Matrix

>>1481400
Ah, Warthunder. So full of shit.

>>1486599

>you gotta be a faggot to die from 200+ mph winds driving iron rods and wooden 2 x 4 beams through your fucking skull/heart

Fixed that for you.

>>1478854
its crack can't you read?

>>1479651
try opening this in 10 tabs

>>1486112
The guy with the camera did.

>>1478366
underrated reply and also check'd

>>1480970
https://youtu.be/EhL3VoPfqhM

>>1481394
> opens this in ten different tabs just to annoy roommate

>>1469604
And no one notices the bikini at 0:10?

>>1469630
Where's the source for this I know I've seen it somewhere

>>1469618
Not inaccurate, I suppose.

>>1470850
I now want to name it Wander.

>>1481394
The tinks sound so satisfying

>>1487926
Adding grit to the roadwork so there would be more friction.

>>1470095
im pretty sure this was a troll atttempt.....

>>1489366
Hehhh

>>1482956
Man, hopes and dreams are easier to crush than I thought.

>>1489493
Are you 8?

>>1489515
Are you 7?

>>1469630
holy shit this is how i feel like when im laughing while high.
its the exact type of imagery that goes on in my head.
part of why i dont do weed, makes me too self aware

>>1489518
>no you
So I guess thats a yeah

>>1488557
Why is it a douche bag to film an event? It's not like it was a hidden filming. Either way, if I were the pilot, I'll press charges.

>>1470466
>>1488109
i also need to know what this is from

>>1471154
is that artie?

>>1486030
>pretend
It's Sweden, baby.

>>1487926
they're chipping off the thick raised paint on the crosswalk.

>>1470090
It's okay. I'm 30 and I never get any either.

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My favorite.

>>1489526
>the guy in the full face mask did it!

>>1486599
He survived, his wife in the basement died.

>>1488109
>>1489583
"Thunderbolt Fantasy"
It's some Vietnamese puppet show full of crazy fantasy sword fighting. It's pretty fun.

>>1476705
DRRRRRRR DRRRRRRRRR

>>1486619
Wrong. These fire a poisonous paralytic barb as mentioned by another.

>>1486715
>>1489167
After a year of on-and off reading, I finally finished Frank Herbert's Dune Series, and it was so goddamn good. Not reading his son's work though because it sounds like fan fiction garbage.

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>>1492617

>>1478996
That's not funny and there was absolutely no reason for me to laugh as hard as I did.

>>1492431
what the fuck happened?

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>>1492649

>>1492641
probably hit a powerline or station.

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>>1492652

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>>1492657

>>1492431
What happened here?

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>>1492659

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>>1492662

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>>1492665

>>1469618
somewhat accurate but USA is purposely not doing shit because everyone bitched them out when they went in looking for "WMD's" the first time. (oil)

>>1492431

>barely misses a cat (?) at 00:04 sec

holy shit

>>1492628
best

>>1492661
Twat drove into the power lines

>>1486709
astro cuck

>>1492665
>why? for the glory of satan of course!

>>1476696
true shit

>>1487106
what movie is this?

>>1479651
sounds like doom at the end. when shoot them.

>>1488580
I mean, dude, that's an f4, maybe an f5. That shit won't matter. Direct course, and all that's left behind is an empty field. Remains found hundreds of feet away.

>>1492692
Where we're going we don't need cats.

>>1471937
I remember this vid from a doc. The stalk on top of it has a barb that pierces fish and then it's just a free meal at that point.

>>1478918
This is /wsg/, faggot.

>>1480970
>life preservers everywhere
>panicking for fear of drowning

>>1486031
You're seriously overestimating how much the average domestic drone costs.

>>1485810
They sound American, surprised it's not more.

>>1489404
i took your advice and now i'm dead

>>1473399
Sauce on music pls pls pls

>>1487399
>bones sink, fat floats
are you fucking american or something

fuck you're stupid

holy shit

>>1489366
underrated, also dubs

>>1486071
Those cocky, cocky sea raiders....

>>1493784
He's not wrong. Fat is less dense than water, bones more. Fat people can float easier than skinny people.
What's so stupid about that?

>>1489497

bump for sauce

>>1479997
lol, trumptards are the ones who need everything spoonfed to them. liberals are the ones actually producing the content that run this site (and creating the jobs that run this country).

>>1493761
late but that's a remix of walking on a dream by empire of the sun

>>1493016
>3 people still died

>>1492628
This one is fucking on point.

>>1492652
The song is actually not that bad.

>>1479402
>Dumb people think it's some how an accomplishment to understand this
The joke is that it's redundant, not complex

>>1487919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW09lbR4OmM

have a present.

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>>1498503
You should've named it kangz slayer

>>1486148
There's literally dozens of us. DOZENS!

>>1494537
Genius

>>1492617
damn, get's brushed off after killing several enemies for the girl. then he rapes her and murders her. wtf