stupid tutorials thread!!!!

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>>1467219

>>1467219
This fucking guy is always electrocuting himself. How is he not dead?

>>1467220
With the fear of sounding like an idiot I feel compelled to ask, how does this works?

>>1467231
Because the small intentional shocks he hits himself for youtube views wont hurt you.
Guy is a fucking hack, his whole shtick was played out after his first handful of videos.

>>1467239
Batteries

>>1467182
Saved

>>1467182
Has anyone actually tried this?

>>1467338
it popped and gave my wee wee lacerations

>>1467338
a rubber glove you grab at a hospital is way to thin you'd need a glove made of thicker stuff

>>1467239
Maybe he connected it at the bottom and has a switch outside of the picture

>>1467338
It's shit, feels like you're fucking nothing.
May aswell fuck the air

>>1467348
This. I've found that oven mitts work best.

>>1467182
That's a long build-up. I was wondering where he was going with that.

>>1467239
The switch is heard
In addition there is a camera cut

>>1467338
>>1468778

This. No pressure, not deep enough. Garbage.

>>1474189
even like five seconds in, I knew

>>1467243
>he doesnt do shit that would likely kill him
>so hes a hack
?

>>1477852
>>1467243
>>One of the better YouTube channels that educates and uses humor. If you have better channels, I'd love to hear it.

>>1467231
>How is he not dead?
Because it's fake...

>>1467239
In some lighters there are little devices that create a very small electrical shock from the press of a button, so essentially theres a small amount of electricity going through the circuit and i think the cord being coiled like that is preventing the electricity from dissipating very quickly.

>>1481387
U fucking wot m8

>>1481387
Well it's interesting that you think that. But you're wrong.

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>>1474706
Could it be filled with something other than water?

Im guessing the cable is actually being used as a coil and he has a large inductive power transfer underneath the tile.

>>1477968
this

>>1481475

Even if you did, wouldn't turn out very well. If you really need something to help you jack off, just buy a reusable onahole or something.

Source: many months of feverish experimentation

>>1481501
>feverish experimentation
I'll trust your advise, thanks, anon xD

>>1481501
What about the one where you put two sponges into a cup?

>>1481501
ever try this one:
http://www.sizegeneticsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/homemade-fleshlight.png
can't upload imgs on here

>>1481542
Done it. Works. Put a plastic bag between the sponges. Put lotion and some warm water in bag.
Don't try to fuck the sponges directly, It'll take enough of your skin off to hurt afterwards.

https://youtu.be/8GV4rwVYYOk

>>1467182

That was funny.

>>1467231
>>1467243
>>1479969
Hes a fellow electrical engineer and would never expose himself to lethal voltage/amperage. Calling him a hack or a fake is just retarded, and you should be hit for being such.

>>1467182
DIY onahole before worked pretty well.

Plastic bottle, cut off bottom, stuff with cotton, place sandwich bag through center, pull bag through bottle top, seal again to keep plastic from prolapsing during use, wrap the excess plastic on the bottom with your sister's hair ties and viola, a pretty good onahole.

>>1484520
Finally, a use for my sister's viola.

>>1467182
That guy really needs a hobby.

>>1481542

That was my usual go-to, only these days I can't find the right sponges at the store anymore. They're either weirdly shaped or more like scouring pads.

>>1483740

Trust me, when I say months of feverish experimentation I mean it. I've tried it all, that included. Falls apart. Considering a reusable high quality masturbator is something like 20 bucks or less depending on the brand, and then comparing that to the money you'll spend building and rebuilding DIY one time/few time use things, it's not worth it.

Only time you should ever bother is if you're really looking for a unique unpurchasable texture.

>>1467182
>yfw you realise that he had a camera man
>the camera man though its totaly normal to film his m8 build a fucktoy
>the angle's and zoom at the end of the recording

>>1483845
Those knife handling skills. Been in the food industry for a decade every time I see someone using a knife like this. . .
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>1481475
I still remember when some kid had a cornstarch stand on my school science fair, I was blown the fuck away

>>1485002
I am just cooking for myself and the way she handles onion and garlic is just savage.

>>1485262
the way I've always seen my parents handle garlic is just crushing it with the side of the blade

>>1467182
I kekd

>>1485077
this one always gets me.

>>1481387
>>1481444
ahaha

>>1485077
good design.

>>1467338
There is no texture, so no stimulation. Also as other have indicated not deep enough.

You would be better off putting 3 gloves inside of one, tying all of the fingers together into the fingers of the main glove then inflating the 3 inside of the main glove. You may also want to place something with some texture in the middle of apparatus. (This really does seem like a pain int he ass - It would be easier and much better to order one of the Tomax sleeves off somewhere like queencat or amazon.)

>>1485072
3d modeling 101 with Prof.Spongebob

>>1484720
look up Foodemperor channel on YT he have a hobby.

>>1483845

"welcome to the homemade Italian tomato sauce"

"first we will start with contadina tomato sauce in cans"

>homemade sauce
>start with canned sauce

some people need to undergo compulsory euthanasia holy fuck

>>1485072
wat

>>1483845
Why would she welcome you to the tomato sauce

>>1487831
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE STOP THIS IDIOT YOU JUST NEED LIKE A SMALL PELLET SIZED DROP OH MY GOD THIS IS AN OFFICIAL MSI VIDEO WHAT THE HELL

>>1487947
the more the merrier

>>1486733
Thank you man I actually laughed

>>1483845
>>1486733

Looks like it might be trigger edited for maximum rage.

"welcome the the homemade" cut "Italian tomato sauce" cut "first we will start with..."

At least I hope it is... Considering those knife skills though...

>>1487947
Yeah, a trigger video, but dear god it's effective on anyone who builds computers...

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>>1481501
>feverish experimentation

>>1467182
He made a dildo balloon on the 1sr puff of air inside

>>1467219
This is awesome.
>>1467239
It doesn't. There's no voltage to drive the electrons. It's all just smoke and mirrors. See >>1467245, >>1468612, and >>1474591.

>>1467219
>>people to stupid to recognize educational satire.

baka

>>1467239
True socialism

>>1483845
What the fuck is this? a Micheal bay film?

Jesus Christ those camera angles!

Is she using a butter knife to slince onion? what in the world LOL WAT M8

>>1485072
This is fucken great

>>1485294
Dont you just use the kitchen hammer?

>>1487947
It doesn't matter anymore. As long as you don't use a conductive paste it's fine.

>>1492780
what the fuck is a kitchen hammer

>>1492820
If you call having an extra 15C on your CPU and having the potential to get paste on the connectors if you ever need to replace the CPU "fine" then sure.

>>1493314
It's like a bedroom screwdriver.

>>1492780
...A meat tenderizer?

No you don't use a fucking meat tenderizer 9/10 legitimately upset.

>>1483845
HOLY FUCK

Watching her as she made her cuts nearly gave me a damn heart attack. Like fuck lady, take two damn mother fucking seconds to watch a how to video before making your mother fucking own.

Like shit, fuck.

>>1492820
Please make sure to let people who wish to hire you know that. You are a dangerous person and people should know that.

I would tag you like a fucking whale so I know where you are and can stay away from you and anything you touched. Because it will all be a fucking hazard to work with or around from the "no reason to do shit cleanly, as long as it works" attitude you have..

>>1493414
Yeah, that person's comment bothered me more than the video. It's like having this massive cooling compound slag pile around your socket for the rest of time is somehow o-fucking-k with them.

I would push for the instant termination of one of my techs if I saw them do that and have such an attitude about it. At the very least their asses would be on bitch detail for the rest of time.

>>1488142
Yeah, just like prison rape, or bee stings, or kidney stones, ect ect - right?

>>1489035
It's not a trigger video, it's an official tutorial from MSI

>>1487831
NO

STOP HIM, PLEASE GOD

>>1493851
So it appears... Glad I don't buy MSI.

>>1483845
>https://youtu.be/c7Md4YR75qU

>approximately

>>1487831
He's gonna get that hard drive too cold if he isn't careful!

>>1496641
That's useful as fuck

Honestly some McGyver shit

>>1496641
i will actually use this

>>1484862
Sponges these days amirite.

>>1484433
no you are a faggot, you can clearly see if you pause the video the moment the electricity flashes is just a shitty effect added to the video

>>1496788
>>1496641
Why would you have no 10$ soldering pen but still plenty of soldering wire lying around?

>>1484433
*fellow nigger

>>1484717
kek

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>>1468778
>May aswell fuck the air

>>1498781
Holy shit, this guy talks like my mother. There are no periods, rather there are ands, but ums, and uhs. Everything is just string together into a droning run-on sentence with excessive amounts of irrelevant detail.

>>1483845
>>1487831

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>1500013
frankjavcee is qool

>>1483772
The trick is to not use the hard green scrubby side

>>1500013
that's an actually good speech analysis anon

>>1498349
>how to solder in the woods
>in a power outage
>on vacation
It's easier to keep a small coil of wire in your glovebox than to find an outlet in the middle of fucking nowhere

>>1489031
No, the whole video is pretty much that autistic all the way through.

>>1506139
>>1496641
>what are battery powered soldering irons

>>1496788
>heating the entire coil instead of just the tip

>>1500777
I like how he deconstructs popular things then reconstructs them with zero effort or artistic intent applied to show how they're stupid and memey most music is.

>>1506189
>what are superior butane powered irons

>>1485072
Saw this when I was in animation school, it was the greatest thing.

>>1493494
I demand you pay for my sidecleaning bill.

>>1496641
>Globbing the solder on
Enjoy your brittle solder

>>1506210
That must be one pussy ass microwave. Mine would've boiled cheese and chili all over the place at 4:30.

>>1487831
JESUS WHAT IS HE TRYING TO DO? FREEZE THE THING??

>>1506193
just the tip would cool down right away

>>1481475
KEK imagine going to doctor with broken finger form punching that thing too hard and trying to explain it without looking like a compleate retard.

>>1506210
Hearing it without the suicide music is very odd

>>1481387
Made my day.

>>1496642
If girls didn't always put on their faces standards wouldn't be so skewed.

>>1485072
I feel ill.

>>1500013
This is going to stick with me.

>>1506210
This makes me so sad

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>>1487831
>>1487947
>>1494067
>>1496617
>>1506845
>>1500081

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>>1510792

>>1483845
>5 cloves of garlic

>>1493314
What we had to use before the invention of the kitchen gun

>>1487831
yeah dude, like fucking tooth paste

>>1496642
>>1510241
base faces would be so much better if makeup didnt exist

>>1510800
>nice trips
looks like a good practice

>>1477968
AvE

EEVBlog

>>1511104
AvE is great

>>1510800
>>1510792

Logan really went crazy after Wendell left.

>>1511121
Are there any other YouTubers that cuss and tell dirty jokes as they explain stuff?

>>1511133
Wranglerstar is alright too, but he's much more tame.

CodysLab is for pussies but I enjoy it anyways.

>>1511146
I used to watch Wranglerstar, but his videos started changing to monologues. I'm ok with it, but not when its almost the entire video.

I love that Russian sharpener he reviewed though.

I like how Cody has content of some stuff not many other people do or not at all.


ThisOldTony is also neat to watch.

>>1496788
just buy...nvm

No Alan Resnick?

>>1484886
He uses a rig

>>1506211
He's selling his music tho

>>1483845
Literally made me marathon a bunch of how-to cooking videos to avoid being this woman.

>>1517238
Good lord woman stop with the toppings

>>1496641
Seems like the hot wire would make the lighter explode

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>>1496642
MakeUP work from ugly to fuckable

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>>1496641
Too much oxygen in flame, weak solder

>>1510361
get a grip faggot

>>1510942
yeah because the undesired traits would be bred out.

>>1500013
Isn't he quirky? So god-damn quirky you just want to strangle him to death.

>>1483845
Nothing has made me rage as much in the last months.

> Sauce in a can
Ok... it's not homemade, it's only making that sauce a bit better

> the onions
The lady should be taught to use a kitchen knife.

> the garlic
WHO THE FUCK PEELS GARLIC LIKE THAT?? FUCKING MANIAC!!

>>1485294
You can also use the clove as is. Or mince it.

But you first snap it out of the whole bulb, unlike that MANIAC.

Btw, when I wans in england at a friends house Inoticed they had garlic that all cloves "merged together" what up with that?

>>1496641
although this is neat, its fucking painful to see.

>>1510792
The water part is actually perfectly fine. As long as the battery isnt in the mobo and you let it 100% dry itl work no problem

>>1517238
That looks disgusting. And I'm obese. What in the actual fuck. I'm going on a fucking diet.

>>1510800
>2017
>not washing you mobo n cpu

>>1483845
>cutting the garlic

>>1467231
you'll notice he always plugs into a power strip, it has a quick blow fuse inside he keeps replacing so he is never exposed to much


also he always follows the "only 1 hand contacting electricity" rule

>>1467231
He's a uni professor, and he makes these videos to show to his class as sort of a "what not to do" or "what did I do wrong?" sort of thing

>>1484520
why not just use your sister instead of going through the hassle of making this garbage?

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>>1467182

>>1506210
jeez well that was depressing the look in his face though ...

>>1517238
fuck no

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>>1517238
How many fucking sauces are you gonna put on that? Holy shit, is this supposed to taste like everything ever mixed with regret and bad decisions?

>>1517238
I like how fucking Japanese this chick is by cutting open the bag of chips instead of just ripping that shit open like an American.

>>1517238
Putting liquids on chips, you disgusting person.

>>1506215
Muh dad says butane is a bastard gas

>>1481387
>americans

>>1523957
im pretty sure thats mexican; it's called like dorilocos or smth & yes; they are disgusting

>>1523983
Bobby pls

>>1467243
He never really shocks himself. Sparks come from two wires touching each other.

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>>1467231
>>1523084
>>1467243
>>1524124

He was never in danger.

>>1523500
Someone explain what this is

dick sleeve

>>1524733
Just a regular old pool anon.

>>1521458
>>1510942
>>1510241
It's a man

>>1524883
Even better

>>1524822
>>1524849
But what's it for?

>>1524899
Mothers in your country used them to feed their children, you probably ate dozen of them.

>>1524907
B-but...

>>1496641
Why on stupids tutorials?

>>1510910
It can never be enough garlic.

>>1525633

What is it?

>>1525707
I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

>>1525707
Wifi range extender

>>1525885
Now that was a good comment, ya smeghead.

>>1522125
>what are ions

>>1524733
Dont you wanna get your dick wet. DIY pussy fuck out of here new fag

>>1496642
She could achieve an almost identical effect with just the lashes, hair, and a smile for the average person looking. But women don't do make-up for other people.

>>1525925
That's what I assumed but the presentation at the end confused me

>>1525914
if you let it dry and there was no current for the ions in the water to conduct (i.e. no battery around) then it would be fine. The water might weaken adhesives though and if anything important to the function of the mobo is soluble, then you will have problems.

>>1525914
he's right though.

>>1525885
A white hole?

>>1517238
Mexicans, please explain this exotic dish

>>1526123
Kinda like a black hole, except it doesn't ruin everything it touches.

>>1526161
So what is it?

>>1523944
You perfectly described most mexican based food.

>>1485077
At first I thought it was a circumcision joke.

>>1483845
They keep taking this down off of YouTube, dammit!!

>>1498313
Yes they're fake shocks, except in one of his videos he shows they're fake(to clarify he's not the idiot he portraits himself to be) and he clearly shows the effect, which is not a shitty post edit video effect.

>>1483775
underrated