childhood vidya faps

finished dumping


Hope I didn't waste my time

>>1457639
>Hope I didn't waste my time
Ya sure did man

>>1457639
When I was young, I would play silent hill and allow the nurses to kill me while I masturbated furiously.

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>>1457625
GOD.
I.
FUCKING.
LOVE.
TIME SPLITTERS.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING SON THIS GAME RIGHT HERE HAS EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER I'M TALKING OVER 200 CHARACTERS TO CHOSE FROM ALL WITH INDIVIDUALS STATS AND NOT TO MENTION THE GAME MODES, BOTH ARCADE AND ARCADE LEAGUE FUCKING DECADES AHEAD OF IT'S TIME I USED TO SPEND FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO GET ALL THE TROPHIES AND UNLOCKS AND LET ME TELL YOU WHEN THE FRIENDS CAME AROUND OH BOY IT WAS MULTIPLAYER ACTION WE USED TO PLAY VIRUS AND SHRINK AND ALL SORTS OF FUCKING SHIT NOT TO MENTION THE BUILT IN MAP EDITOR THAT WOULD ALLOW YOU TO CREATE STUPID AS SHIT MAPS TO FUCK WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND THEN FUCKING FUTURE PERFECT CAME OUT AND IT HAD ONLINE AND HOLY SHIT A WHOLE NEW WORLD THIS RIGHT HERE WAS THE PS2'S VERSION OF HALO MULTIPLAYER ONLY IT WAS A MILLION TIMES BETTER AND THE GAME NEVER GOT THE RESPECT IT DESERVED NO GAME SINCE HAS EVEN COME CLOSE TO BEING WHAT TIME SPLITTERS WAS.

PC REMASTER OF 2 AND FP WHEN?

Mine was FFX when finishing a fight with Lulu she would sometimes lean forward bending over. I would go to the monster arena and fight cheap monsters she could 1 shot and fap to her.

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>>1457625
Underage b&?

>>1460799
I'd say underage b&, but I'm impressed you can upload files at your age.

>>1460799
it sounds like she';s farting xD

>>1460799
stop posting here

>>1460836
The original timesplitters came out in 2000, judging by your inability to fucking Google shit the game is probably older than you. Never mind questioning OPs age, learn to fucking Google.

>>1460908
Hence the question mark.

>>1460799
lmao

>>1460887
>Paying to use this website

>>1461123
He's got money to waste.

>>1460799
the single funniest webm ive ever seen

>>1457625
>this was a nintendo game

>>1458292
I didn't recognize the game until SLUT.

God I tugged my dick to her so many times.

>>1460799
Nice rip of Anonymoose

>>1460799
hnnngg

>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

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Mfffh

>>1457625
>fp
>get both controllers hooked up
>use player 1 as a camera, make player 2 any of the sexy girls
>zeppelin map, no bots
>make player 2 walk into the fans on the top of the zeppelin so she bursts in a shower of gore
>walk her off the edge and watch her fall to her death screaming
>shoot her with the tranq darts that make her expand and burst
Then I'd stick in MK Deadly Alliance/Deception and perform every fatality and death trap on Mileena until I was spent
I'd have wound up in therapy if my parents had ever found out about this shit

>>1469844
without sound.... you had one job

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I WIN THE THREAD.

>>1470888
Fuk Yis you do, jesus the memories!!

>>1469849
fkin zangetsu raping ppl n shit

>>1470888
god damn man...........took me WAY the fuck back.

>>1469849
this.

>>1460908
so, you must be 12 then if you're getting so anally rump roasted

>>1457625
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking way.
my fucking nigga.
that ass was stupendous

>>1458292
me too anon me too
wow i really fucking love you guys right now.

>>1472779
Give us the sauce b0ss?

>>1472820
the killing joke

>>1458292
whoa, dude, chill. Take it down about three notches. I love timesplitters too, but you're gonna pop a gasket if you don't sit back down there.

That being said it was pretty underratted. A good sense of humor, good mechanics, good (if not somewhat confusing) plot. Lots of customization. The only field it lacked in was probably its models, which even for the time each game was released, they weren't too bad.

>>1460799
This is embarrassing. Both being an underage fap for you and the attempt at humor.

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>>1457625
ew, is it a normal thing to fap to fictional characters growing up, or as an adult for that matter...Seems sexually and mentally damaging.

>>1474367
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>1470888
I THINK I SAW A BOOB!

>>1460919
Why would you even question it? you think he fucking played it at age 0? 1998 posters can post here now faggot

>>1469844
What game

>>1475167
Are you retarded?

>>1457639
Don't listen to this imbecile >>1457680

Good job man. Now I must play time splitters again.

>>1472779

You can see the exact moment the bat boner pokes her. Also... What the literal fuck? Wasn't this targeted at kids? No wonder I was such a horny bastard.

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>>1469844
don't rent bakshi movies for kids.
just saying

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>>1475361
The Killing Joke is rated R.
It was targeted towards older Comic fans as that movie was supposed to be as close to the comic as they could get it.

>>1460908
The ones he posted were the third game, which came out in 2005.

>>1457625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJU1XSQKiLI

>>1460799
I don't get it

>>1475425
>side charging Thompson
What the fuck is this shit?

>I'm not the only one fapping to the robo chick in ts2 when I was 11
Feels good man

>>1461177
You should check out jangling keys, best time ever.

>>1458292
You in the facebook group xD
I CANNOT BELIEVE I FOUND TS RELATED SHIT ON THIS SITE!
THAT GAME FUCKING RULES!!

>>1475619
His point is still valid though, saying that almost everyone starts masturbating around 11-12 years old, if that game came out on 2005 and he masturbated to it at a young age of 10 years old, he would be 22 by now.
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>Inb4: you never said it wasn't valid[/spoiler]

>>1475227
>Childhood vidya faps thread
>posts not vidya
Are YOU retarded?

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>>1460836
WHAT GAME

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>not fapping to polygons

>>1476082
>deafening audio.jpg

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>>1457625
not really vidya, but still a good childhood memory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RrtY2lpf40

>>1476082
why is it not capping at 9999 and 999 ?

>>1476091
>not turning ff7 audio up to 11

your loss

>>1461177
I mean, I know that you're being ironic, but you still triggered me.

>>1457625

Implying you mom didn't blow you dick?

Ha, fag

>>1470888
I think this shit fucked me up for life

also checked

>>1475606
>was supposed to be as close to the comic as they could get

and they did a shit job

>>1457625
where is gretel

>>1475725
I laughed

>>1474367
yes

>>1458292
Fucking agreed. Get your melons out for the monkeys!

>>1475685
so random LMAO

>>1475895
generic shitty console game 2017 edition

>>1476082
lulz garbage game

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>>1470924
I also understood that reference.

>>1481029
I found some store fronts, to thank you for bringing up Q3.

>>1476160
Oh god, this takes me back

>>1457625
The fuck is this game? Never heard of it.

>>1457639
You wasted your time...but more importantly, you wasted ours as well, and that is just unforgivable.

Guilty on all accounts.

>>1470888
truly a relic of days gone by

>>1475024
oh shit. right.

>>1474363
ITS BACK TO RED.DIT FOR YOU

>>1476082
Perfect sound

>SRS - Street Racing Syndicate
>racing game with unlockable strip tease videos
>no I'm not fucking with you

No webms, so sorry bout that, but you can look that shit up on youtube if you want.

Can't upload images either apparently...

>>1460866
>xD

https://youtu.be/LNxYc7WxVF0

This thread went yo shit real quick

>>1476082
>The Turks

Fucking awesome. My favorite part of the game.

Absolutely that chick from either Need for Speed Underground 1 or 2

>>1458292

I usually hate faggots that capslock, but you're pretty much right.

Time splitters was objectively a special game.

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>>1475425
Literally every Bakshi movie is full of big ol titties. The man just likes boobs

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