ROBOTS

>>1452432
I was waiting for the neck snap.

>>1452432
>no random bitch slap
Why did I have my hopes up

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>>1452446
>Why did I have my hopes up
There is always hope, anon.

>>1452432
How long until Misty's eyes get gouged out?

>>1452432
if I got in a robot costume, would anyone give a shit if I started molesting lolis?

>>1452465
wrong thread you idiot

>>1452473
The robot animal is dragging a severed hand.

>>1452487
When the robot straitened out the shirt, did it react to how the shirt was wrinkled or or the shirt was folded so it would allways wrinkle that way

>>1452444
did I miss an entire fucking scene from T1 or T2? Or is this part of a director's edition?

>>1452541
Robocop

>>1452449
This is strangely hot...this erection confuses and excites me.

>>1452444
That creeped me out when I was a baby.

>>1452487
Why did they give him shify eyes? People are going to think he's evil

>>1452623
It's always the butler. Robot butlers are no exception.

>>1452455
Robots can't be rapists, just sex toys used wrong.

>>1452653
Wise words.

>>1452432
I really. really want kids. Fatherhood is the best thing on this fucking planet.

>>1453054
confirmed pedo

>>1453054

>Fatherhood is the best thing on this fucking planet.

t. non-parent

>>1452432
I was waiting for the robot to touch her DFC.

>>1452487
job stealing cunt

>>1453054
>I really really like women

>>1453054
step one; get off of 4chan

>>1452541
>>1452554
Robocop 2

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>>1452432

>>1452586
It's a cosplay of Vriska from homestuck. Go wild

>>1452623
He is evil, haven't you seen him cheating at tic-tac-toe?

>>1453273
lol' d at the filename

>>1453948
a bit scary

>>1453953
strangely arousing

>>1453981
this was rly enjoyable

>>1452465
kek

>>1452916
Jesus Christ, that is creepy as all hell.
Even without the context of any of the Alien / Prometheus movies there is just something so unsettling about that.

>>1452442
Where is that from?
It doesn't look movie quality so I'm thinking fan made or that Sarah Connor Chronicles TV show.

>>1453951
That's amazing.

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>>1453953
>>1454068

>>1454451
>dat perfect sync

>>1452432

That robot is as timid about touching a strange child as most fatherless middle aged men.

>>1454475

Oops. Meant childless not fatherless.

>>1452442
>>1454159
You can't be this retarded, can you?

>>1454451
THAT FILE NAME KEK

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>>1452444

>>1454616
Is this supposed to be funny or scary?
I laffed

>>1454617
What is it with doors and robots?

>>1453951
this is the most impressive robot I've seen in a decade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZbxWvc9O6M

>>1455157
Impressive

>>1455087
>Is this supposed to be funny or scary?
>I laffed
Funny.

>>1455181
Wrong ne >>1455087

>>1453885
>one shirt per minute
>versus sixty with your average maid

>>1453981
I'm immediately reminded of the Krimson guard bots from Jak 3

>>1453078
The West is fucked. How much longer till the East just starts pumping these things out in mass for use as a disposable army? The living can't fight forever, not against machines.

>>1452469
That is not a robot, that is a toy.

>>1455224
better without that faggotshit reddit music

>>1455394
are you retarded? That's the breakfast machine music from Pee-Wee Herman's Big Adventure. Uncultured swine

>>1453059
kek

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>>1455472

>>1453078
Damn synths

>>1454616
>FNAF.webm

>>1452916
So when he studied for this part, did he just watch footage of 1930's and 40's Germans?

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>>1455516
It looks more Lawrence of Arabia to me.

>>1455248
why has nobody commented on this? holy shit, this is among the coolest robot designs ive seen anywhere, even scifi

>>1455485

Japan is trying to make sex slaves. The West is trying to make small practical use robots. Korea is already working on Metal Gear.

>>1453955
Nii-Nii...NIGGA!
Nice shit

>>1455402
Exactly, it's faggot shit, was much better with the original audio.

>>1455402
faggot

>>1452432
I also want to touch a cute loli :(

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>>1456016

>>1456013
I'm calling the cops.

>>1452530
i feel like "as needed" implies that he DID detect how to best straighten out the shirt

>>1453948
what was that flick with tom sellec and gene simmons with the crawly bots?

>>1453953
wait till some feminist broad gets a hold of one of these

>>1455228
not even done in development and we're already being mean to them. we are doomed

>>1455248
this is what needs to go to Mars, not some clunky golf-cart

>>1454159

It looks like an old terminator advertisement for a specific toy that he peeling off skin that you remoulded.

Only it doesn't look shitty enough to be off the tv, maybe some deleted scene from the newer movies?

>>1452442
>>1454159
>>1456065
Its the trailer for T2, retards.

>>1455149
Are there stairs in your house?

>>1456067

well ok buddy

no need to spaz out ya fucken autist

>>1456019
This actually works really, really well.

>>1453885

basic income

>>1456019
how the fuck do these sfx still look so good from todays perspective?

>>1455254
KEK

>>1456062

No, you're an idiot.

How is this suppose to carry 2,000 pounds of scientific equipment? How is that equipment suppose to function?

>>1452916
This will be the end of humanity if we ever reach this level.

>>1454617
>fuck humans and their doors.

>>1454616
I never understood why they didn't just make Robocop again.

I mean, the "brain rejects the process" thing I can understand, but not why they suddenly switched bodies to these useless spindly pieces of crap.

>>1456098
Not CG

>>1456098
sound effects dont really age with time

>>1456009
that shifty eyed mother fucker

>>1452432
I'm jealous as fuck

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>>1455919
>>1456005
12 year old samefag detected.

>>1455228

That robot is like, "You know what, Fuck you Steve. I'm out of here."

>>1456665
I love that Grant Imahara made everything in this and voiced it.

>>1456098
Hand made models, non-cgi real world lightning

>>1456544
This must be like interracial porn for robots.

>>1455385
Robots are literally worthless, Resources out the ass just to make them, Cost a lot and requires maintenence and without fusion energy they have less energy life than your phone. I don't see how they could be useful aside from how the US already uses them to disarm bombs

>>1455248
so the roller mines from half life 2 are going to be a thing I see.

>>1456830
and once upon a time a computer was considered so vastly difficult an expensive to make that only the military could have one, which is also ignoring how those original computers held less data than a floppy disk

>>1452432
>>1452432
But why?

>>1455840
Metal Gear?

>>1456910
Suck a fat black cock you autistic cuck

>>1456830
>>1457050

Robot definition:
a machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, especially one programmable by a computer.

*Military robots - Robots used in military. This type of robots includes bomb disposal robots, different transportation robots, reconnaissance drones. Often robots initially created for military purposes can be used in law enforcement, search and rescue and other related fields.

>hurr durrr useless, muh fusion

>>1457079
They are baiting you. Even the blindest retard can see we are at the doorstep of the next industrial revolution.

>>1455388
Actually it is beyond just a toy. First off they are 3D printed and have ping sensors, making them more then just toys.

>>1456052
runaway

>>1456488
The people behind the film said they designed the prototypes as things that would make humans afraid if they were the robot. Like the one guy inside a diving bell or the other with little slits for eyes. There mind set was that these people really have no clue what they are doing and got lucky with robocop.

>>1452916
imagine if the movie had been as intelligent as this ad
it feels more like an ad for Alien: Isolation than anything

>>1456776
source on this claim?

>>1457173
https://youtu.be/GNCd_ERZvZM

>>1452530
Most likely the first.
The robot has optic tracking, that's how it determines the initial position of the shirt, as well as the various positions it needs to grab. Something like a cloth is doing to be too dynamic to reliably fold into the exact same outcome. Outside factors like the coulomb friction of the table surface, material properties of the shirt's fabric, and the size of the shirt it's self would make this too unreliable. Given that they already have optic sensor set up, they may make use of the data.

>>1457203
2groovy m8

>>1452530

It was remote controlled and played in reverse.

>>1456544
Is this cyberkino?

>>1456009
Love the expression on the robot "there must be more to life."

>>1455248
All it needs now is a way to speak, preferably in a language of beeps and whistles.

>>1455325
I'd like to see a maid fold 1 shirt per second.

>>1455472
I am ready for Mechwarrior

>>1452432
So it's OK when the robot can feel up Loli but not me

>>1456019
Now there are no bananas left to slip on. My race has advanced!

>>1456544

I remember the media buzz around this, but I kind of thought it sucked.

>>1457292
I kek ed quite hard at your innocuous statement. Good job anon

>>1457050
Amazing. A skin so thin that information just quantum tunnels straight out the other side.

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Technically bionics, but still cool.

>>1455248
Sargent-Major and the Zeroids incoming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dneGtDWZM6U

>>1457347

christ,I thought I was old.

>>1457340
Fuckin' Deus ex is happening!

>>1455472
>>1455485
Korea: StarCraft edition. Those gamer chinks really love Goliath

>>1455248
>kicked all around
>this pisses killdroid

>>1457392
So I guess you still don't know about CRISPR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAhjPd4uNFY

>>1453955
Ornitopter is the shit!

>>1453951
I'd like to see a swarm of those

>>1457292
Butthurt droid detected.

Format yourself steelskin.

>>1455248
SAMUS!

>>1453955
Ornithopters are always interesting, but for what possible reason would that exist? Dune movies?

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>>1457340

>>1457173
>>1457173
as ugly as miku.

>>1457600
you just know that this guy is planning to equip some fucking laser cannons into his knees

>>1457400
I did but I like bionics better :)

>>1456932
it's a webcam with hands, what's to understand?
slapchat will be the greatest shit.

>>1456052
Fuck no man, I just thought of the exact same scene. Holy shit.

>>1456019
Oh god

I haven't laughed so hard in years

>>1457400
that was a great video, thanks for sharing

>>1457701
He does have that look about him, now doesn't he?

>>1452916
And then David killed an entire species and created the xenomorph. The end.

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>>1455254

>>1456458
I hope so. then i can be real life bros with Nick Valentine.

>>1456544
wtf is wrong with white people tho?
why they so fucked up?

>>1456544
race traitor

>>1456665
Johnny Five seems to be doing well for himself these days. That's good.

>>1457849
>slapchat
Good God, my sides.

>>1456099
C-cute!!

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>>1455254

>>1458087

the future is now!

>>1458122
Hi dude

>>1457512
Adapt one to the local fauna and make a camouflaged drone work in plain sight.

>>1457989
kek

Sometimes i think of what's going to happen when we reach that point of no return in scientific development.

Like that one group out there of bioengineers that create an evil Superman with tentacles, or when we eventually make actual Skynet. At what point will humans fuck up so bad, we actually take a step back from the microscope?

I've been watching too many movies.

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>>1458087

>>1458219
I don't need drinking buddies afterall!

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>>1458227
And you don't have to buy as much booze.

>>1457701
Not chainsaws?

>>1454451
can you make it with the interstellar docking scene music?

>>1456019
kek

>>1457131
3D printed doesn't make something a robot. My ghost gun isn't a robot.
About the ping sensor: I have for example a toy car that can follow a line (infrared/light sensor), is it a robot? Nope.

>>1453953
>WORK SAFE >:(((((((((

>>1452487
>Anonymous 12/19/16(Mon)04:18:38 No.1452442▶>>1454159 >>1454479 >>1456067
>File
Smug as fuck

>>1458348
And chainsaws!

>>1452475
audible kek

>>1456009
first step of the uprising

>>1458237
>yo, senpai, sake
> kanpai
>shiet nigga

>>1456544
Are they trying to imply that she identifies as a robot, with the fancy legs?

Also what the fuck who came up with this and why is there a stadium full of people watching a lady dance with an industrial robot?

>>1456098

Love, TARS, love

>>1453951
I'm losing my ethernal lurker status just to say this is truly amazing

>>1454616
This is what I imagine daily life is like in the adeptus mechanicus.

>>1455472
That's really similar to the suits from avatar.

>>1453951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt7QCCl1KCY
>the end bit..

>>1456544
the new ghost in the shell is looking pretty boring

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>>1456944

>>1453951
How can a tiny fluttering sheet be so cute?

>>1455840
THE MEMES

>>1461712
>tourette syndrome in snakes

>>1461712
Snake? snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKE

>>1458237
>>1461252

>merry karisimasu
>nande kore o sake
>hai hai
>banzai

>>1453981
>the balloons are black

>>1457340
Watch Movie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westworld

>>1457292
Robocuck spotted

>>1455248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMvKDRCBQBM

>>1456544
>What u gonna do meat boi?

>>1457600
what movie is this from?

>>1454479
>You can't be this retarded, can you?

Deal with it, seriously.

Are I am robutt!?

>>1452432
Random robots can freely touch little girls but I can't? This is how the war will start.

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>>1458087
All that foam

>>1457154
>>1455224
simone giertz

4chan would probably hate her, since she's a liberal cuck or whatever. I think she's kind of funny.

>>1457327
underrated post

>>1453981
someone really liked that gif

>>1453953
fucking hot

>>1455840
Sex slaves will sell better.

>>1464484
>Not joining forces to build fleshlight roombas with railgun nukes

>>1464484
>not wanting a sex slave robot who also acts as your bodyguard

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>>1453273
from the ministry of silly walks tech lab

>simple
Yeah right it took the bucket over a minute to fold a tshirt

>>1457701
"I need sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads."

>>1464008
That's a Universal Robot. Universal has made its software so easy, that even kids can program it. Great robot.

>>1456048
u could report him to the fbi if you want to (then theres one pedo less)

>>1464056
Not everyone on 4chan is full retard, anon

>>1457976
actually, the origin of the zenomorph is inconsistent and not known exactly

>>1453951

It's not but it isn't really autonomous. It has no onboard power. It's essentially a piece of folded metal that is easy to move with a magnetic field. Still pretty neat but at first glance i thought it was something that could move around on its own somehow, which would be a lot more impressive.

>>1464056
I don't think she's a liberal cunt, but she does make hilarious robots

>>1454451

Omnissiah preserve us!

>>1457512
Birds are agile, better at slower flights and more efficient, why not try to mimic that. Although modern drones are a better option than an ornithopter

>>1455087
>What is it with doors and robots?
I think these are DARPA's robot tests

>>1456098
Practical effects, even if they are outdated (how do you outdate a physical object, tho) they have their charm

>>1466232
Plus she has a big fat ass to boot, and is somehow Swedish with a fucking perfect American English accent. She make my dicc hard.

>>1456544
Is it wrong that I hoped it filed off her arm.

>>1456099
awesome!

>>1452465
Imagine disguising a robot like that in military conflict. The amount of fear you can bring to the enemy. The squeeze of a toy would make people literally shit their pants. Ingenious.

>>1455248
Someone point me how to start building robots like these. I got a lot of programming knowledge.

>>1463841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=can0xuO9IvE
Deus Ex: Human Revolution. It's a game, not a movie, though there is some top tier marketing leading up to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdERgfgB9Yc

>>1452916
This is one of the coolest promos.

I really wish there was more of this.

>>1456458
We are already reached the end of humanity.

Whites are already lowering in numbers, it will happen to minorities too once they figure out what's going on.

>>1456062
this is why you're not working at nasa.

>>1457701
Wait. Are you not?

>>1466562
>>1463841
The music source is correct, but >>1457600 isn't from a movie or game. It is real. It is from this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YLwTJMyoB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2z8CE2vomY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsNZJTWw0w

>>1457340
>adaptive bionics
I'm still waiting for proper BCI.
That way those shiny metal legs would be MY legs, not friendly machines that help some crippled human.

>>1457340
ministry of silly walks

>>1464775
dang joke already made

>>1458087
the robot just wants to save it's master from shit fucking beer

>>1458087
I could tell from the moment it tilted that it was just going to poor a shit ton of head and almost no beer. who designed this shit?

>>1457340
Well there goes the viability for my real-feel prosthesis. Not that it would have been very cost effective to begin with.

>>1452432
I'd totally adopt her 10/10

>>1466502
$$$

>>1465878
>kids
Make software so user friendly that a 70 year old tech illiterate can program it and I'll be impressed.

>>1453951
Is everyone on here retarded? They made atthat video using stop motion. That was in no way a robot... Look at the small details. Like the water ripples.

>>1456665
I KNOW THAT SET!

>>1453981
Yeah, FUCK EM UP FRANK

>>1467422

shut up you cunt how is this already not amazing

bet youre one of those dickheads that once we have a colony on mars in 2050 you'd be like, pfft come back when we have one on titan

>>1452449
Who is this semen demon?

>>1466213
my theory is that the Xenomorph is just one of many ancient Bioweapons the Engineers used.

Sometimes the Predator Race found some of the eggs and used them to hunt. At least that would give the series SOME sense of consistency

>>1461591
Keklez

>>1458662
It technically is.

>>1454617
at 0:35
pftthahaha

Once robotics are advanced enough the elite will genocide most of the humans on Earth

>>1456052
>>1453948

Oh my god I didnt remember that movie. I think this is how my aracnophobia started..

>>1469041
If we don't get space travel down in the next 20 years then I'm all for that. Otherwise we're just wasting time until we all kill ourselves.

>>1452432
Why does the robot gives me a boner?

>>1455248
Obi-wan, Droidekas!!!

>>1455224
>year 2027: first robot designed and built entirely by a woman

>>1456062
Curiosity is trying his best.

>>1469664
>>1456062
Every rover has way WAY exceeded their intended purpose already.

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>>1453273

Artist's name is Jim Whiting.

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>>1469758

... best known for Herbie Hancock's Rockit music video

>>1468289
no u
I am one of those dickheads that wants bionics to cease being mere crutches for the crippled, still rather "crude" due to lack of feedback, and become the next step [spoiler]pun not intended[/spoiler] in our evolution they were meant to be.
And I'd shit myself from excitement if I heard that we established a colony on another planet.

>>1469281
Why aren't countries using remote controlled tanks?

>>1456665
JUDEN!

>>1456665
>>1456776
>Grant Imahara
>>1457198

did several searches and found nothing to back it up.

>>1469281
Dawww... It's so cute.

>>1470035
Because drones are only useful against people that don't have computers.

>>1455472
that avatar robot ripoff

>>1470218
You realize there have been mechs in scifi for decades, right?

>>1456016

I kek'd,

>>1456261

With a bigger morphball robot you moron.

>>1455388
>>1457131
>>1458662
Calm down, it's both. It's a toy robot.

>>1457512
Long range missile

>>1469281
In case anyone was wondering, the song is laisse tomber les filles by france gall

>>1456098
The same reason that original star wars ships look real and prequel star wars ships look fake

>>1456665
I just hurt myself laughing at this. Cheers anon

>>1469448
Maybe because it's touching a female?
And also becasue you're very lonely?

>>1456098

Skill. Artistic talent. Patience.

>>1470035
Because they can be jammed and then you need to send someone to recover it. Same thing if it gets a problem it cant fix itself then you again have to send someone to fix it.

>>1457499
this guy gets it.

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>>mfw this thread is already near bump limit

>>1467939
are you retarded? it clearly shows the 2x, 3x etc for the replay speed

>>1457512

Live action remake of "The Rescuers"

>>1470459
tank you

>>1455485
I love the look of the super military gigant mecha that's barely trying to walk without falling like a veteran in rehab

>>1456551
Why?
Because she has a robot and you do not?

>>1458030
now program it to curl into the foetal position and roll around making anguished wails until a refbot takes notice

>>1464008
I wish it also slaughtered the pig

>>1472297
When are we going to get to this point in robotics?

>>1466627
Thats USA and Sweden

>>1461712
SNAAAAAAAAAKE

>>1474527
its already more than possible its going to look a little weird in comparison but the major problem is funding
ask >>>/m/ why we dont do mechs instead of tanks, bring popcorn

>>1452440
Johns Hopkins is the leader right now for the arms of the future.

>>1452487
This is such a simple action, but holy shit that is amazing. Just think about it...that's a machine. It has no concept of what folding a shirt means. It isn't part of its "brain". But there it is folding a fucking shirt. That's amazing to me.

>tl;dr
I'm really high and robots are tight.

>>1456062
dont talk to him like that

>>1452432
D'aaaaaawww look at her just dangling her feet c'mon, stop making me want fucking kids, I'm not ready

>>1453951
>when they killed it at the end
pls no ;(

>>1471574
Kek

>>1471574
underrated post