Animals.

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>>1449505

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coming in with my unusual/rare creatures folder

>>1449754
>green stuff in its natural habitat

>>1449756
kek

>>1449760
>DEAD japanese squid.webm

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Insect life is just constant warfare

>>1449512
i wish it was common knowledge that chickens are pack hunters
They have alphas and 18 tail segments
we got raptors with us all along

>>1449854
so it's just like human life? ... damn that's a brutal way to eat something.

>>1449710
youtube?

>>1450300
Planet.Earth.II S01 E01

>>1450038
>we got raptors with us all along
They're called cassowaries

>>1450279
And they act surprised when they get their shit absolutely wrecked by novorussians

>>1450279
Been to Ukraine a few times. How can there be such a massive disparity in attractiveness? Obviously nothing is 100% but their women are gorgeous and the men look like the product of incest.

>>1449710
This had me on the edge of my seat.

>that jump over the hole
>that smug face on the end
He was like "kiss my fucking ass, bitches".

>>1453037
I read somewhere that wars took a lot of them men, causing a lack of men in the dating pool.

>>1449505
wow that guy is smart

>>1453139
Ho boy that's a problem

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>>1453139

>>1449854
~kissu

>>1449725
best file name

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>>1449710

>>1453294
Not for the shark.

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I'll dump what I have. Probably gonna be mostly gifs though so deal with it.

dicks everywhere

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>>1454692

>>1449725
Anyone have the Roman edit?

>>1453139
It's kind of adorable when you're not in the boat.

>>1456446
Very unsettling.

>>1456446
>>1456865
sadly it's cg. guy that makes these has a YT channel. not very difficult to find but goddamn is it good lookin

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>>1449505
haha the fucking eagle baited it
that is some serious predator shit

>>1449505
SHOOT HERRR

SHOOOOOT HEEEERRR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zboV3_9KY

>>1457109
This is the like the cat equivalent of shitting in your hands so the other guy NOPEs the fuck off.

>>1450038
>They have alphas
You mean ROOSTERS?

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>>1457170

>>1449854
damn nature u scary

>>1456969
>sadly
I wouldn't say that.

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>>1455413

>>1450038
>>1449512
It has been rolling Internet knowledge that mice who are attracted/undeterred by felines are most probably infected with Toxoplasmosis gondii.

>A parasite that affects neurological behavior in mice. They become attracted to cat urine and eventually cats (similar to docile behavioral traits in Rabies infected racoon's etc.)

Cats have evolved traits to avoid 'wtf r u goin me for, cunt' mouse behavior to avoid contracting the parasite.

>>1457345
rip catter

>>1457182
Adorable

>>1457295
Weird to think that's the last thing most people born in the last century saw.

>>1457477
Yes, remember at Normandy when bears ate 51% of the human population?

Never forget

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>>1457334
>Cats have evolved traits to avoid 'wtf r u goin me for, cunt' mouse behavior to avoid contracting the parasite.
Are you being serious? I have never heard of this before. Or did you just come up with this or assume from the video?

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>>1449710
Is that one of those Galapagos Iguana's? What a beast.

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You'll get it if you know the history of the USS Midway and aircraft

>>1453139
>>1456255
>I'm coming to get you Senpai nomnomnom teehee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEu1qsFMOdk

>>1457314
ORDERS?

>>1457182
Abayo, Iggy

>>1457591
>dat jump

M-MASAKA

>>1457684
>CNN
why are you doing this anon

>>1449850
:(

>>1457109
fuckingfSTUPId idiot

>>1453087
>smug face
I don't think it was conscious, or controllable appearance anon.

>>1457824
wait a minute, so its sort of...shedding its carapace? Like a lobster?

>>1457852
like most arthropods

>>1457855
I didnt know that, for some reason I figured it was a sea dwelling thing, didn't think spiders worked like that.

That's pretty cool.

>>1457860
Spiders =! Tarantulas

Something else interesting, if you drop a tarantula, it will shatter. This is why they will never bite the ground they walk on. You would freak out and swing it away, meaning certain death for it when it hits the ground.

>>1457824
that's fucking terrifying.

>>1457525
Not that guy but the reason cats play with their food is to see if it tries to get away. If not, they'll assume its got some disease and won't eat it.

>>1457851
just..get that it was a joke...ok?

>>1457874
Please explain more about "shatter". I'm guessing its exoskeleton is hard but brittle?

>>1457874
now that's what I call some blatant bullshit.
>>1457852
all spiders shed their "skin". It is not a hard carapace like lobsters, more like reptile's skin.

>>1457691
>Those eyes in the dark

>>1457345
>>1457394
Helicater

>>1457532
>filename

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>>1457525

>>1457824
Had both of my female T's molt earlier this year, it's a pretty cool process to watch.

>>1455049
my cat does this when I shine the laser on the ceiling. its cute.

>>1457525
He's full of shit

>>1457935
>>1457911
tarantulas are fairly fragile for spiders if you drop them from a standing height they will likely die from the fall

I don't know what he's talking about spiders =! tarantulas though

>>1457334
cats are just pussies and only attack things if they have the ambush angle. If its a direct attack the cats dont know wtf to do.

>>1458379
file name

>>1457691
those antlers look like fucking cancer.

jesus christ

>>1458545
>cats are just pussies
Slow clap

>>1457691
Is it tagged? It's probably on a farm somewhere

>>1457824
>BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM!

>>1457295
I can only imagine how bad that must smell.

>>1458938
>A MARGINALLY LARGER VERSION OF MY PREVIOUS FORM!

>>1453139
what kind of retard goes out in a rubber fucking boat into shark infested waters

>>1459154
>when you steal fuckingfSTUPId idiot's catnip

>>1449850
Yeah, that thing was very close to death. Kinda shitty.

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>>1459175
>was
S-so it got better?

>>1459187
yeah, he serves sushi at the beach these days.

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>>1459187
Sadly, no. AFAIK it died soon after that footage was filmed.

>>1457525
"The parasite (toxoplasma gondii) carries two genes for tyrosine hydroxylase, an enzyme that helps prpduce a precursor of dopamine. There is no obvious reason why the parasite itself would need lots of dopamine, but in the mammalian brain dopamine acts as a neurotransmitter, playing a role in motivation, cognition, pleasure and fear."
It's not been proven yet but it is one of the most likely reasons

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>>1457687
>waiting for Overgrowth release

>>1457182
Wonder why people don't react the same when it's their baby falling down the stairs. Parents nowadays are too overprotective.

>>1449505
I want to see the whole shit.

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>>1459192

>>1459361
you can find it on youtube by searching "eagle grabs crane":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0nAfwQuIxU

Spoiler: the crane survives

>>1449854
Imagine being human and eaten alive face first

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>>1459437

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>>1459447

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>>1459453

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>>1459455

>>1459411
>the crane survives
meh fuck it.

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>>1459442

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>>1459458

>>1459411
>>1459462
That's a heron, not a crane.

>>1452933
>>1453037
Yeah, because russian army soldiers aren't known for raping and being drunk all the time.

>>1454169
There is another video of a croc getting frighten off by a cat. it's weird.

>>1449747
Ive always wondered. Do raccoon always dunk their food in water before eating it or was this a one time thing. Cause the ones that live near me dont do it, they just eat wild duck babies raw.

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>>1454172
This one is funnier

>>1459455
>the other penguin cucks who stand there and do nothing
JUST

>>1459438
>imagine being human

>>1458179

Nice.

>>1456446
Nope

>>1459628
kek

>>1459438
>Imagine being human
Begone with ye, skeletal one.

>>1457109
>FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE

>>1449755
Explain this

>>1450279
Top kek

>>1459573
it's because they aren't hungry. they only need to eat once every few weeks or month. and cats probably remind them of the big cats that they are instinctively careful around. the croc isn't scared, there's just no reason to do anything

>>1457935
>arthropod
>like reptile skin

reptile skin is mammal skin with scales covering it

>>1459573
thats a gharial i think which doesnt have the means to fight off a cat really
Its a fish eater

>>1459573
In nature it's best to play it safe. If something smaller than you is attacking it probably knows something you don't. Many animals would prefer to not take the chance and leave anything not acting like prey alone. You can see cats who flee from mice who charge them, too.

>>1449505
H-he's fast!

>>1459379
Best

dude loud noises lmao

>>1459379
No Ganondorf Kek edit?

>>1456969
Though this is CG, there is a kind of spider that lys its eggs i bananas, its bite also makes your banana hard for several hours thus creating blood "stones" and if it's not treated quick enough it kills you

>>1460368
>makes your banana hard
kek

>>1457345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EqWxYpRyf4

>>1459455
When you go black.

>>1459297
because human babies are all born retarded and crippled

>>1458563
tickle bear foot
thats cute

>>1457109
>bringing a new cat home
>just letting it out of the crate

fucking terrible owners

>>1454177
Now try to do this with a shaved bear.

>>1459613
You do realize sea lions EAT penguins, right? The rest are just happy he's too busy fucking their buddy to eat any of them.

>>1457591
RULES OF NATURE

>>1459144

The kind that like to become food

>>1459476

Cute!

>>1460556
If you ask me we should just let them all die out. Survival of the fittest and all. May the strong survive and well take the next step in our evolution

>>1459411
Wow those eagles are pretty gangster. Throwing up there wings like "Wat up Biatch"

>>1459606
>Gerbils
I'm pretty sure those are hamsters. Gerbils have tails

>>1459455

Needs a brazzers logo

>>1461550
fuck off tumblr

>>1460565
Fuck cats, anyway.

>>1459603
>duck babies

>>1457133
kek

>>1458632
The skin is still over them. It'll eventually shed the skin.

>>1459300
I WANT TO BREAK FREE

>>1459149
lost

>>1459573
Crocodiles are cold blooded so if they're too cold, physical movements would be difficult. The crocodile was probably not used to having its meals fight back if it was a zoo animal, too.

>>1454172
>bad parenting

>>1461875
look at that pimp walk

>>1457852
All arthropods shed/molt.

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I'm out of stuff.

is 4chan taking for anyone else extremely long for loading videos? Youtube is working fine but 4chan is completely fucked right now.

>>1464323
Is that a monkey arm?

>>1459463

>I am the terror
>I am the night
>I am a cute little furry mammal

Fruit bats are very cute, its the other types that look like they belong in a horror film.

>>1464312

>computing
>time remaining...3 mins

>>1453379
Holy shit, my sides were launched into space now.

>>1459217
lost

>>1459494
sauce pronto

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>>1457691

>>1464327
What the hell is a doggo?

>>1464784

>he doesn't know

Lurk moar. If that is too hard gb2gaia.

>>1464784
A big ol' pupper.

>>1457691
There was a species of deer that went extinct because the antlers of the males grew too large due to female sexual selection.

>>1460336
0:09 it looks angry

>>1464820

Piranhas are always angry - the only issue is they lack self esteem and require group encouragement.

>>1449710
>So where's the groceries I asked you to pick up?

>>1464850

FUCK SAKE MIA CALM THINE MAMMARIES.

>>1457345
>I loved Airwolf when I was a kid.

>>1464864

Airwolf was the best, you best not be suggesting otherwise.

>>1459999
nice 9's
it's a deep sea crab that eats the inside of a jelly out then lives in it. the small specks are its eggs.

>>1464313
>Bearded vulture who's diet in the wild is almost entirely bones.

>>1457295
if you posted this on /trash/, i'd bet 50% of the posters would get an erection

>>1464391
Yeah. Harpy eagles eat mainly monkeys and sloths.

>>1461875
"How do you do, fellow kids?"

>>1464878

/trash/ is what happens when you get kicked out of both /mlp/ and /d/ for being weird. Needless to say these such anons are not welcome anywhere outside of obscure *chans (gurochan doesn't want you either).

>>1459453
Is this how people get cats?

>>1457182
/r/ing the one that's slowed down with all star?

>>1465012
remember to always tell your snake a bedtime story before they tuck themselves in

>>1464370
>>1464372
proof that cats are evil beings

>>1464813
What species?

>>1465032
>>1464813
Nevermind, you're referring to the Irish Elk

>>1459476
Looks so tasty.

>>1458695
what is reindeer farming

>>1464328
what's happening with the eyes

>>1465071
Birds, reptiles, sharks and some other animals have another eyelid that allows them to blink while still seeing, basically.

>>1464357
this makes me think of this
https://youtu.be/22qJa6tZfXA

>>1465043
>no warning

hell is wrong with you

>>1465093
>>>/tumblr/

>>1457591
even the bird doesn't know what the fuck to do

>>1459217
What's the song used in this?

>>1464346
Always gets me

>>1464374
WUZ!

>>1465087
Not this time, gurl... not this time

>>1457691
antler farm

>>1465136
sounds like its off the sound track from the first lord of the rings

>>1449747
lol, fucking stupid dog

>>1458545
is that why they're called pussy cats?

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>>1465087
>fail
>prolonged silence
>....most lion hunts, end in failure

Smug bastard

>>1457170
they can be
but even among the hens they have alphas that get to eat and have the best bedding
if you ever own them just watch the subtle movements they do, the beta hens will try to appease the alpha ones its kind of cute

>>1459217

fucken lost.

My sides are gone, Anon.

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sorry for foreign

>>1460082
>it probably knows something you don't
Nice projecting there. You can't just say animals are thinking another animal knows something it doesn't. That's a trait that only a few animals have, including humans.

>>1457477
>most people born in the last century
Are you baiting or retarded?

>>1457874
>Spiders =! Tarantulas
What the fuck is with all the misinformation in this thread?

>>1459149
What's the source to this vid?

>>1459232
Don't know why I laughed at this.

>>1464376
This is a blue board.

>>1465092
Fucking ultra pleb.
Here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEannNh8ihA

>>1466079
ah yes, that's it, thanks

>asshole

;^)

>>1465093
That's life motherfucker.

>>1464813
you don't even remotely understand how evolution works if you think this is true at all.

they were hunted to extinction once cro-magnon got serious and spread out like most of the rest of the world's non-african megafauna.

>>1454202
taimanon??

>>1461543
spartan style. I like it

>>1466421
why did Africa keep its giant animals? because black people are dumb?

>>1459149
>mighty hungover kek

>>1464346
>in hindsight, I have made a terrible mistake

>>1449854
>brvtal

>>1466048
Because you are a dumbass

>>1466460
>why did Africa keep its giant animals? because black people are dumb?
Pretty much

>>1457591
I was in the thread when this was created. Good times.

>>1466460
Because they're resilient and fuck your shit up if you try to start shit.
>Hippo
Pissed off fatass horse with three foot long tusks. Leading killers of the African outback
>Rhino
It's a goddamned tank with a four foot spike on its face
>Elephant
Mean as all fuck and sometimes the bulls just kind of go crazy and start murdering people (Google that shit)
>Giraffe
It's a siege tower that kicks with enough force to break bone. What more do you need to know?
>Zebra
You know how mean normal horses are? Zebras are meaner and have teeth sharp enough to carve chunks out of flesh. They're also numerous as all fuck.

>>1464313
>An Ossifrage's feathers are not pink as a consequence of it's consumption of offal, but instead because of the iron-rich soil it uses to apparently dye it.
Punk rock has a face

>>1466541
>have teeth sharp enough to carve chunks out of flesh
So do regular horses. Warhorses used to be trained to bite as well as kick, and they could literally bite the faces off people that got too close to them.

>>1466541
>forgetting water buffalo

>>1459455
this is actually really sad because the often end up fucking the penguin to death by crushing it

it's even worse because penguins are pair bonders and raise their young together, so there's a mommy/daddy penguin without a partner and a chick without a parent because a sea lion raped them until they died

>>1465041
Bats are cute but I'm glad they're as small as they are

>>1466569
>raped

Stop that

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>>1466001

>>1461798
sorry, meant to say fuck babies

>>1458632
it looks like that while the antlers grow.

they lose their antlers every year and after that, they regrow and while regrowing they have this sort of fur on them.

>>1466001
>>1466710
What's the meaning of this doggo autism then?

>>1466567
Imagine the first guy to domesticate a horse. All his cave buddies are wondering why he's not just killing and eating the animal he's caught, and he's like
I'M GONNA RIDE IT

>>1466974
their ancestors were water soluble so they get suuuuper nervous around water. we've bred that trait out, fortunately.

>>1466974
Water is cold and wet, most animals usually don't like being cold and wet.

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Is this safe enough?

>>1459442
sauce pls?

>>1467318
No balls in this video. Totally safe.

>>1464313
Name of this species?

>>1466460
HOW the fuck you want to hunt animal that can outrun you, while easily resisting all weapons that aren't high-bore rifles?
Compare with Australia, which didn't have large animals and Aborigines' ancestors hunted down with sharpened sticks most of local fauna

>>1449710
That shit isnt real.. right?

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>>1467895
nature is fucking scary dude

>>1457550
>watch this video
>decide to make friends with a shark
>go to give it some cuddles
> >>1449854 is mfw

>>1467923
I know its scary as shit, but what are the fucking odds of a chase like that, with that many snakes out of nowhere like some disney shit, and then getting it on film

>>1454169
>female privilege.gif

>>1459297
>this kills the human

>>1465877
what is it doing? Is it trying to get food or cuddles?

>>1468039
Those were someones pets, look at the ring on the leg.

>>1453092
Nazis executed men and boys over 14 (in practice, over 11) in the areas they conquered. Read up on Einsatzgruppen. Then there was a bunch of famine shit because of Soviet agricultural policies and what-not. Environment selected heavily for women, and then for the genes of attractive women.

>>1467977
Took em 400 hours apparently
theguardian.com/science/animal-magic/2016/nov/24/snakes-versus-dragons-how-we-filmed-this-sequence-for-planet-earth-ii

>>1453959
nopest of nope
Thanks for the better res