More cool sounds!!!
110MM cannon firing at 10,000 Rounds per minuet.
Drull.
>>1446809
DAMN IT I POSTED THE WRONG ONE........
>>1446809
50 cal calk back.
>>1446809
On a slightly different note.
>>1447199
I really wish I could remember where this melody is from.
The most beautiful sound that [spoiler]you'll never hear.[/spoiler]
The orgasmaclavier is a rare percussive intrument designed to be operated by the ejaculating onto the keys.
Sometimes you just beat a little imouto to death in the bathtub. Sometimes the world throws curve balls. We can't all be heroes. Someone has to do the dirty work. Someone has to carry the sins for us all.
Pigeons are one of the few animals to have largely lost their fear of man. Unfortunately, this has left them easy prey for giant catfish, who eat them whole as they bathe.
>>1447223
the call is from a mourning dove if any anons are interested
>>1446809
CUTE
Ahhhh haha, have just seen this exact video a few days ago.
Had to replay the two spots where he makes that sound as well just because they sound so incredibly orgasmic fucking awesome.
>>1447223
Holy fuck, you mean that sound isn't from owls? I feel like a complete retard, all these years. Fuck man.
>>1447242
That's really interesting! I actually have another webm of a sad bird.
>>1447199
Beautiful instrument. Hearing stuff like this makes me regret I wasn't more musically adept.
>>1447321
>regret I wasn't more musically adept
I assume you meant "motivated to try something new and develop a sense of self-worth."
Buy a cheap ukelele, it only takes a couple of hours to sound listenable.
>>1446819
>calk back
>>1447286
Uh, well shit. That is awful.
>>1447355
guaranteed replies
>>1447202
That's super Mario land music. Level 1-2 or 2-1. Don't remember which one between the two. That game had some really great songs
>>1447212
>>1447223
Loons are also cool sounding.
>>1447199
>different note
ha i see what you did there
>>1446811
You were the same Anon from /gif/ who posted that webm of the girl and said it was an "orgasm thread"..
>>1448152
THOSE THINGS CEASE TO BE FUCKING SOUND PORN WHEN ITS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND THE DECIDED TO REVERSE ENGINE THRUST OVER YOUR HOUSE AT 2000 FEET!
t.ResidentnearWestoverARB
>>1446809
Her first experience with blood lust. I'm sure it was a lot to process, but she took it like a champ. Good job little one.
>>1448209
I think it's getting harder to bait people now. It's actually quite funny. They'll step their game up though...they always do.
>>1446811
Lol, I was about to ask how the fuck that was sound porn.
>>1448197
wew
https://a.pomf.cat/yatsmp.png
>>1446809
This is horrible...
>>1448149
Sun down in the Paris of the Prairies....
>>1448892
Can someone transcribe please?
>>1448161
>ironside.webm
>>1446809
>>1449136
say what you will about the prequels
the sound design was top notch. even better than the originals
>>1448114
It's 2-1, just fyi
>>1449071
Why?
>>1449422
i like how nobody ever posts the unedited version which is just as ear raping as this one despite it being a cat's scream
>>1446809
Confirmed adrenaline junkie.
>>1446809
The way her small body reacts to the insane amount of adrenaline is really adorable desu.
>inb4 she will become a sociopath
She'll be fine.
>>1449841
One of these is not like the others.
>>1448884
stop being a pussy and go fly one then.
>>1447199
fuckin hipster shit
>>1447199
Funny enough, it was invented in Sweden in the 90`s. Looks pretty SEAsian though.
>>1450017
It's a hangdrum, and it's from either Sweden or Switzerland (forget which). All of the Origin's Country's citizens have the option to purchase them at-cost from the state. Outsiders can't buy from the state and their export is illegal, but some immigrants sell theirs once they move to their new home and they go for upwards of $3000.
There's a few /diy/ projects online where foreigners try making their own but they never sound quite right.
>>1448884
Anon I have kidney stones stop making me laugh.
I love sounds like this, but can't find any more
>>1448152
Fucking cunt , zoom out pls
>>1450071 where is this from
>>1450301
Filename
>>1450070
I feel like my dick exploded
>>1446809
thats pretty hot desu
>>1447223
This is a mourning dove. I had one as a pet when i was a kid.
>>1450381
look at those fat, meaty hands. You know this guy loves cheeseburgers
>>1447036
>battlefield 13 music
>>1450381
Is there anything better then the sound of an M1?
>>1449136
Now THIS is podracing!
>>1450381
There's something very satisfying about the sound of the magazine popping out.
>>1447355
it's almost like...nobody cares
>>1449520
I agree. The movies were terrible garbage. But the sound design was very satisfying especially the pod racing.
>>1446819
MATT <3
>>1450411
Holy fucking motherfucking hell... How could you jail a creature that can fly?
>>1447286
fuck, that hit me hard
>>1450808
Want something worse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gml0x5UVBl8
>>1447199
What is that and who is she?
>>1448152
If you work on military aircraft every fucking day this ceases to be sound porn.
>>1448154
what game?
>>1448154
>no shell whistle
not sound porn
>>1450493
>magazine
heh
>>1446819
So glad I live in burgerclapistan where this shit is legal
>>1447212
Why you gotta do this to me anon
>>1447036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCs_YjD6wUM
want
>>1447282
These fuckers wake me up every damn morning. Do you live in the inner city or something?
>>1447286
Well there you go, mating for life especially in a species where predators eat tons of you at a time doesn't work well.
>im not sad because those birds were stupid
>almost as stupid as dumping tons of lead and etc in your own water supply.
>>1447036
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
>>1450835
Wows
>>1448884
>reverse thrust at 2,000 feet
You realize that would make them crash, right?
>>1447199
I saw someone playing this thing in Tokyo a week back.
This one's got a good tune to it.
>>1447212
Why did this hurt?
>>1447202
Muda Kingdom
>>1447220
Stupid bitch that;s a sure fire way to get raped by orcs.
>>1448152
Ah, the B-52. A marvel of human engineering.
>>1448163
chemtrails in action.
>>1450835
World of Warships.
>>1450381
he's just asking for a garand thumb the way he puts that clip in
>>1447199
>steel drum
it's a hang drum, steel drums are those cheesey shitty instruments you hear in touristy taky ass jamacian music and shit like super mario sunshine
filthy casual
>>1450017
yea those fucking people making new instruments and creating culture, god fucking dammit
>>1451400
how are you supposed to load it, I've heard about this
>>1447212
I think I saw this in some exhibit at the Guggenheim.
>>1447355
Low effort bait.
>>1449892
>She'll be fine.
No.
>>1447223
I can make that call with my hands.
>>1451444
>People have been teaching their kids to hunt for thousands of years
>"REEEE THIS CHILD IS A KILLER!"
Grow. The fuck. Up.
>>1447199
who is that? she plays that hang drum damn fine
i only know daniel waples
>>1447212
Haven't laughed at a comment on this site in a long time. Thanks anon.
>>1446809
First legit orgasm, good for her.
>>1450070
literally a car powered by dubstep
>>1451405
"The technique of pushing back the operating-rod handle with the edge of the right hand also positioned that hand to block the operating-rod handle, thus keeping the bolt from running forward prematurely."
>>1450812
>proud to be a marine
spending even a fraction of life by destroying other lives And doing something So inherently unproductive And useless As receiving orders And fulfilling them blindly
>idiots do indeed have blessed life
>>1451729
>he doesn't know what having a purpose feels like
>he will never know true comradery
stay pleb blind wanderer
>>1446811
>110mm cannon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfyNz2I02Vs
it's 35mm
>>1451557
Yuki Koshimoto
>>1451126
I get that the lightning arc is sustainable due to the high voltage, but what exactly is fired at it from the ground to cause it in the first place?
>>1452083
It looks like the cameraman bridged the gap with a thread or something at the start of the video, you can see what he was hanging on to floating down towards him.
>>1452083
I believe a thing, conductive wire- probably copper, that's typically what they do these sorts of things with. You can see the wire burning up in the bottom right of the shot.
>>1452031
Is that a mod for Minecraft?
>>1450870
Legal in the uk, as it is not automatic and cannot be concealed. Pretty sure Germany and Scandinavia follow similar rules
>>1447217
What is this video??? The sing is from Nine Inch Nails i think but i don't really know that either. Pls sauce
>>1450411
morning doves are pigeons
all doves are pigeons
pigeons and doves are the same thing
>>1451193
Exogenesis-Muse
(i think it`s exogenesis part 2)
>>1451701
btw, that takes around 320 lbs of force
>>1450071
Jin Roh was a wonderfully crafted movie.
>>1448892
That's not bloodlust, that's adrenaline.
You see, the difference is that adrenaline is an actual real thing.
>>1451329
not even close
>>1451126
Just another anomaly in the Zone. Did he find an artifact?
from the previous thread
>>1450493
>magazine
Boy, you trying to bait me again?
>>1448149
I've heard this before. In real life. I was about 12-14 and went fishing with a friend and his father. We were up at around 5 am completely alone on a lake when we heard this sound. It was completely unsettling. The sound of them still gives me chills.
>>1452384
i want to know where this is. the accoustics of this stairwell are great. there's literally overtones being produced.
>>1448161
reverse this video and it's my anus during an orgasm
>>1446809
I can fap to this
>>1452150
yes
>>1452178
pictures from cassini stitched together to a video
>>1450493
the reverse bait is real
>>1452392
this is adorable, hedgehogs are just precious
>>1452744
Oh yeah
>>1450423
kek
>>1452031
ARMA mods are getting really good
>>1452055
the power of alcohol
>>1450423
I suppose.
>>1448149
Hearing those while out camping was unsettling in the best way possible. It's like the spirits of the dead are calling out.
>>1452055
here's some more georgian music, their culture is amazing
>>1452837
Music sauce?
>>1451140
Maybe you should kill yourself
>>1447242
I didn't think they could stop the first stage once it was lit?
>>1450439
kek underrated post
>>1452184
Hope you're wearing a condom.
Cause she'll break you if you try to pull out.
>>1448149
"Why is it called 'Common Loon'? More like 'Nightmare-fuel canard', 'Slenderduck', or 'Now-you-are-f*cked leghorn'."
>>1452778
Saw one pancaked on the road this morning
Precious little things
>>1448149
Oh boy! These two are my favorite sounds to encounter when in the forest at night, always sends chills down my spine.
>>1448149
>>1453958
And another weird animal noise is the fucking deer barking.
>>1451701
>Zarya IRL
>>1451701
Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
>>1451729
Yeah giving up ones freedoms in order to protect all the freedoms that you and your loved ones enjoy is so unproductive and destructive. I'd like to see you try to defend those rights.
>Ruining the lives of terrorists and objectively bad people is somehow seen as bad nowadays.
>>1453958
I used to live out in the middle of the English countryside as a kid, heard this all the time, knew exactly what it was but it still spooked the shit out of me.
>>1448149
them guys are hard to get on top of
>>1452895
red alert soviet march
>>1446809
that kid is nuts. like a sociopath feeling emotion for the first time.
>>1454082
What kind of bird is that?
>>1454278
kookaburra
>>1454327
>>1451402
>super mario sunshine
>shitty music
fag
>>1451729
Most of your life, as in an incredibly large part of your culture, were shaped by men who "blindly fulfilled orders". No matter where you live, your country was founded on bloodshed; no matter what you think, your ideals were enforced or protected by solders or fighters until they were accepted by society as a whole.
If you think your socially liberal, pacifist, anti-militaristic ideals weren't a product of the aftermath of World War 2, you are sorely mistaken. No matter who you are, you will walk in the shadow of men like the old guy you are so ready to mock.
You are a sad excuse for a man.
>>1454085
no, have you?
>>1452833
is this an anime? or a movie?
>>1447220
sauce?
>>1451193
>1
so he died first?
This song is too long to make a decent webm so I'll just drop the video.
>>1454637
https://youtu.be/zbT8vzX4sZY?t=169
forgot the damn link
>>1450071
holy fucking shit, my dick has never been harder in my entire life
>>1454693
>any idiot can kill
So trained assassins are idiots now? Fighter pilots? Doctors who perform euthanasia?
I doubt very much that you're a surgeon but you certainly fit the 'idiot' bill. This is the real world we live in. I know you want so bad for it to be Disney world but it's not and never will be. If you can't handle the real world stay in the city and buy your antibiotic-riddled beef at the super market and leave the real, resilient people alone.
time to post some real sound porn
>>1454791
>>1447036
New AMD GPU
>>1454794
>>1454798
>>1446809
When I was 8 I did the same thing. Buck fever is a hell of a feeling
>>1451696
Exactly. Babby's first adrenaline induced orgasm, Huzzah.
>>1450381
he didnt lock the bolt fully rearward
>>1451405
what the other anon said, or just pull it fully rearward, it will lock even when the clip is inserted, and needs to be re engaged manually
>>1452829
theres a webm of a chick in a classrom singing this out there somewhere
>>1454206
I think he's awesome. I want my kid to be like that one day.
>>1451126
Is this one of those anomalies?
Do I need to throw some bolts?
>>1454988
I got that reference
>>1454567
It's an Anime, Frontline: The first march or something.
>>1446809
/k/ would be proud
>>1449841
rock and roll, fuck that kid is the best
>>1454988
Blowout soon
>>1455015
When?
>>1454206
That kid is just a normal human being, trilled by the hunt.
>>1454953
This one.
>>1449108
eyyy what up leaf homie
>>1451701
looks like her afterbirth broke out
>>1451729
Humans are always hungry for war.
Some go to war while others spread hate through shitposting. It's all the same.
>>1455054
kek
>>1454074
kek
It sounds like Woody Woodpecker sleeping
>>1450071
All the sounds in this movie were done with the actual weapons and materials.
>>1452302
Sweet jesus still orgasmic after all this time
>>1452832
A phoenix is being summoned
>>1447212
I heard it once. It weirded me out.
Nobody ever said it to me, not even my mom ...
>>1452395
Watch this then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEun9I2VfP0
Also the original video is on this guy's youtube if you search it up "Halo 3 theme song stairwell"
>>1448149
Living at my grandmas in the woods in michigan i've gotten used to this shit.
Behold, a choir of angels.
>>1454071
>fucking kek
>>1454789
fucking beautiful machines
>>1455008
god I haven't seen this in like 5 years
some classic shit right here
>>1454902
I wonder how they're dissipating the ~745 kW of power coming off the crankshaft of that thing...
>>1450439
accidentally broke my headphones while laughing, worth it
>>1455004
thank you f.a.m.
>>1454798
my pc booting up
>>1451482
this
>>1454705
>So trained assassins are idiots now?
without any doubt
>This is the real world we live in
and I choose to make it better rather than worse you war mongering scum.
>>1454693
>Randomly capitalizing words
I refuse to believe you have an education, let alone a profession.
>>1448330
this is wonderful
>>1454082
so fuckin cool
>>1453098
It's not a solid fuel rocket. Just have to cut the flow.
>>1455575
some phones do that if he's got autofill on
>>1454352
no fucking clue what shes saying but i love it
>>1455572
Got nothing for the rest of my argument, huh? Being this delusional must be a riot. Have fun living in your fantasy land.
>>1454077
I was just waiting for that guy to get his wrist/arm/shin smashed to pieces cranking that
>>1452744
surprisingly seconded
>>1447220
sauce pls
>>1454206
Nope just adrenaline, which her fucking dad should have told her immediately so she doesn't worry.
>>1454791
>>1447199
I thought these were kinda cool when I first saw them. So I looked them up. Every one plays the exact same fucking song. It's either a severe limitation with the instrument or the people that buy them are incredibly uncreative.
>>1452744
fourthed
>>1447199
damn is this a certain melody she's playing?
because I know a rap song with exactly that kind of sample, and I find it hard to believe they sampled exactly that video, although it would certainly be possible
>>1450967
Not sure if she is reacting positively to his reaction or screaming inside... "fuuuuck, he's a sociopath. I'm gonna be fucking murdered. SOMEONE HELP ME!"
>>1456012
Well each one comes in some whack that is barely appropriate for any song. A mate used to have one and we tried to jam multiple times.. it's almost as though half the notes are quarter pitch up from convetional ones.
>>1456035
>each one comes in some whack
*KEY. this is supposed to read "whack key".
>>1454352
3.11mb for video and stereo audio 2:26 long. Neither seems to be horrible quality.
>>1447223
>
i hear these all the time, nice sound
>>1447212
what's the music in the background?
>>1454074
nigga that's kawaii
@1447355
b7 m9
>>1451701
I can't think of a better way to die than exhaling her groin sweat as she gasps in almost pleasured exasperation while my head explodes all over her crotch.
>>1453119
loved that scene. good find Anona!
>>1448325
TO VALHALLA
>>1448090
it sure is a guaranteed reply when you reply to point out it's bait guaranteed to get replies
>>1450493
It's a clip, retard
>>1447202
No seal jokes
>>1451701
The first time I saw this, I didn't see the melon and thought she flexed so hard her guts came out.
>>1450070
I'd forgotten how fast these are.
>>1455453
go take a thermo class faggot
>>1452832
Ozai got his dick stuck in the zipper
>>1454902
I can fap to this
>>1447202
it could be a shame if somebody came and wreck its fucking head with a hammer
>>1454327
Holy fuck is that the Studie car?
Shame they separated from Goodsmile Racing, fucking loved that Z4
>>1447220
I'm not even white, and it straight saddens me sweden is actively trying to throw this shit away.
>>1452832
what are they burning ???.. that is that sound ??.. da fuck ??
>>1451193
The part that always gets me to sob is where he pushes back the clock. It's like he's powerful enough to go back, but when she tells him it's okay, he accepts it.
>>1452839
Sauce on that music?
>>1450070
god damn I love drag racing
>>1456172
Looked for days, never found.
>>1456877
Nvm found out; Andrew Bird - Don't be Scared
>>1454797
that meme is old fren. pls educate yourself and try again.
>>1456027
it's part of a show.
Nathan for you.
>>1451402
>he doesnt like super mario sunshine music
kill yourself desu
>>1456402
this
>>1452390
thats one high quality rip
>>1456566
checked and keked
>>1454071
Btw the sound comes from that Nokia not those speakers.
>>1448330
What song is this?
>>1452744
fifthed
>>1451329
That's a C-130J dumbass.
Look at the props.
>>1447220
this is amazing
>>1450070
wow
how fast does a car like that idle, it makes me think that you can't even drive them around, like loading them into a transport truck or into the garage, you just have to tow them. What the fuck they accelerate so fast
>>1453979
have you ever heard a spider bark? My brother hears them all the time
>>1447355
Hunting is normal and it's fine to raise children on it as long as you also instill in them to respect nature and to only hunt when you plan to use the animal.
For fucks sake, we hunted for millions of years, how do you think it worked you fucking millennial moron? I know this is bait but you should still go back to tumblr you fucking faggot.
>>1451444
Go back to tumblr you fucking baby. People have been teaching their kids to hunt since forever.
Fuck I hate this generation. Go suck a dick.
>>1452832
>such is life in zone
>>1455745
That's not so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZWHUU41gsk
These things all night, every night.
Fuck, one just went off 10 minutes ago.
Stupid fucking bush chickens.
Can't believe this wasn't posted yet: Tornado Siren.
>>1452392
made me kek my pants
>>1454329
i dont get the fucktards putting music to engine sounds, fucking idiots
>>1456012
>everyone plays the same song
Here you go, Fanfare by Dante Bucci. Maybe next time try a little research faggot.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BePcMXLFt9c
>>1456532
kek
>>1452744
>that moment at 0:19
>>1450070
holy crap what are stats on those?
>>1451613
Who Da Fuck is this
>>1450442
The sound of a dumbass getting garand thumb
>>1458406
Tischkonzert. German for table concert. Look up Rakede - Bitte Bitte.
>>1455336
Apartment block looks like something out of Dredd
>>1459082
That's a hotel.
>>1446809
2600cc engine firing at 10,000 rotations per minuet.
>>1457660
That is a weird tornado siren. Never heard any like that before. Know where that is?
>>1460634
Iirc it says Chicago on youtube
>>1450870
I thought .50 was considered DD in America?
As opposed to Canada where as long as you have your PAL and 15k you can buy that shit like a fucking candy bar.
>>1454352
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTACGVoNLw
>>1447286
Coming soon to a Sweden near you!!
bumparoo
>>1460102
It gives me psychical pain knowing that I will never drive this car.
>>1461687
Stop cutting yourself.
>>1447223
I love hearing these guys hooing away when I wake up super early, really relaxing
>>1456629
Doesn't sound Swedish, are you sure? It sounds Norwegian.
>>1450381
RIP that thumb in the near future.
>>1451433
THAT NO PUMP A RUM
THAT NO PICKLE PEE
>>1454987
>he
Anon, I ...