/brit/ - Britain and British Culture

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>>1445815
Eurofag get out.

>>1445815
Butterflies made me sad and angry.
Theme tune was nice though.

>>1445815
#stillnotaskingforit

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brace yourself

>>1445899
it took me an immense amount of time just to get that taha is supposed to be water xd

>>1446908
>taha
you absolute fucking weapon

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>>1445815

>>1446782
>british culture
>posts shitskins

>>1446782
She's South African Indian you dickhead.

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>>1447053

>>1447092
she's a romanian parodying muslims you sad sack of shit

>>1447092
That's no Saffer accent, charos don't sound like that.

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>>1446852
>>1446858
>>1446869
That's my weekend sorted, rewatching this again.

>>1445899
Is scottish the ebonics of english?

>>1447045
i keep expecting an edit that would make that funny.

>>1447045
Fuck....I remember that advert.

>>1445899
Limmys show was fucking amazing, we need some still game webms in this thread

>>1446852
is that RDJ on the loading screen?

>>1446782
is that even english?

>>1448091
Yes ... advanced English

>>1445899
Fuck sake, I knew he was gonna say ''fuck all'' before he said it and I've never even seen this.

I guess us Scots are all the same.

>>1450046
Maximum autism achieved.

>british
>culture
pick one

>>1450169
(You)

>>1450212
who is that
hes good

>>1450902
Steve Hughes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHMoDt3nSHs

>>1450131
>'''''''british''''''''' culture

stop posting africans you pooskin fuck

>>1446782
Birmingham?

>>1452749
no, bradford.

>>1452759
Thanks. Got the first letter right I guess

>>1452865
>British humor

>>1452869
Ricky is the sort of fuck that likes to bring in two other morons just to reflect his """"intelligence""""

>>1446792

This is my favorite young ones sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnZnnkJxoC8

>>1450041

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXWWgasOtVc

Stupidly addictive series...

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THIS IS NOW AN IRISH CULTURE THREAD

I can't understand what any of you are saying. Speak English.

>>1445815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3vI

>>1446858
Richard Ayoade saying "keep it foolish" is all I needed to get out of bed

bumb

>>1450041
Holy kek this was brilliant

I'm not sure is really presenting British comedy in a right way.

>>1453302
Damn Monty Python seem incredibly relevant for such an old thing.

>>1450041
ha i live near there

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Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith

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>>1459363
British TV has been in the dumps for about 20 years now

Nothing but idiots on it

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>>1459363
GODDAMMIT GINO!!

>>1459420
no fun

>>1452865
Hes not wrong
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plumbbob

>>1453405
>Rtv and BBC collaboration
kill yourself paddie

>>1452865
Why is Ricky Gervais such an insufferable prick?

Look at me I'm BROTISH my CUNTREH is so developed lol wut even is YOUROPE we need to taek back CONTRUL it's what I thinks

fucking retards

>>1459311
Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of England and Wales, Betrayer of Europe and Defender of the Heretic Faith

200 years from now when they will teach in your school about this "great britain" they will teach how it was during the reign of a Queen named Elizabeth that this great britain lost most of her territories and even broken apart at home.

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>>1453302
>>1457969
also Benny Hill

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>>1460685
NO IRISH ALLOWED

>>1445826
kys weeb

>>1446852
he did a polanski, he did a polanski

>>1465867
I'd colonize her....

>>1460477
MOVE ASIDE!
That's the Mother Rick!

>>1446846
top kek

>>1447331
LEL

>>1457969
>Damn Monty Python seem incredibly relevant for such an old thing.

>Relevancy exists in the present

>>1459470
muh dick hard

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>>1459363
>>1459470

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>>1470389

>>1460669

>triggered.8svx

>>1450131
lol. link?

>>1472403
fuck's sake Geoff

>>1472415
>Isle of Man TT

Its all fun and games until you go flying into someones living room at 168 mph.

>>1447331
>that's not a bad penis!
Topkek.jpg

>>1452759
Oh fuck i know that girl, and the Bushra she was talking about, they are both total slags and bitchs

>>1472370
Always loved this

>>1459420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

>>1472415
Hell's bells.

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Not really sure why I kept the first half of this.

>>1473659
>0:44
>sense in scotland

>>1473651
smug prick

>>1450046
fuck, this made me mad

>>1451180
thatsthepoint.png

British culture has become ruined by "the others"

>>1473686
did he hit a kid?

>>1445815
>british culture

quality banter senpai

>>1473819
Just scared one I think.

>>1473686
Why do Brits apologize so much?

>>1473845
It's polite

>>1473845
It's just ingrained in our culture being overly polite. Even when people do things that inconvenience me my first instinct is to apologise to them.

>>1460187

RTE were offered the show first and turned it down.

Channel 4 bought it, so it's a British show.

>>1473873
Do you MEAN IT though? Are you sorry for inconveniencing them? Or is it just a cultural colloquialism that people just do out of habit?

>>1450902
>>1451143

He's a bit preachy rather than funny. Like Stewart Lee without the wit and all of the pretension.

>>1473915
It can be a genuine sorry of course, but often it's just a way to say "excuse me" like "sorry to bother you," meaning "oi, watch where you're fucking going."

>>1472431
these fucking planes were an actual marvel of human inventive

>>1473953
I remember being unreasonably hacked off at Air France as a kid because I'd never get the chance to fly on one. I imagine it'd be pretty mundane once you're actually in the air, but I bet the service was swank.

>>1472431
>Fucking 3 hours to cross the ocean

Why the fuck where they ever discontinued?

>>1474158
High cost of maintenance coupled with high price of tickets.

>>1446875
My sides

>>1460681
>benny hill
>funny
Choose one pleb

>>1451180
>>1473778
>If a white person does it it's British
Fucking retards

>>1470389
good god, I made that gif years ago

anyone have any league of gentlemen webms?

>>1450131
this is fake, chelsea dont have any fans

>>1473845
It's not recorded in the history books, but the British soldiers at Rorke's Drift called out an apology to every Zulu that they shot.

Damn unfortunate business, really.

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>>1474233
>benny hill
>not funny

>>1445815
britfags...a folk with a very strange humor...and bad teeths..

>>1472415
HAYAI!

>>1473686
small island lots of people, insular culture

just look at japan

>>1475300
that gave me a nice giggle m8. thanks.

>>1472440
really scares the shit out of you when youre on holiday, happens all the fucking time

>>1472496
lel

>>1472426
it kills people regularily and always breaks loads of bones, but if you ever tried to make them stop people would go bat shit mental

thats fucking great

>>1472415
the first automobile death in the islands history happened in TT, its killed 246 people overall

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I love Vicky

>>1468745
i'd give my left nut...

>>1447053
She's white you fucking mongoloid

>>1473659
>Fuck of Ali!!

You can tell he's the 'that guy' of their group.
Fucks sake what's he done now the useless cunt.

>>1473845
we apologise if we do something wrong

it's actually completely normal, americans seem to have this strangely antagonistic view of everything and everyone

they're actually the strange ones

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first OC webm, sorry if it's wank

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>>1478885

>>1478890
Probably could have made it a tad bigger, but that cracked me up so thanks.

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>>1478890
One more from the same episode

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>>1479582
>>1480278

>1462794
>wwwOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOO

>>1479582
KEK

>>1446858
what's this from?

>>1450046
watching this reminds me once secular Turkey, now turning another shit islamic country. feels that you can't relate :/

>>1451180
they are also british you tard

>>1473672
fucking great

>>1473672
How many people would get shot if this happened in America hmmm

>>1480654
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!

>>1480636
Nathan Barley

>>1460529
A real shame. I have seen some of his standup and it was hysterical. When he made fun of fat people or the one where he talked about gay dolphins.

>>1474208
Couldn't seat many as many people, and seats cost more. It could only land at certain ports due to the landing style that involved t's unique cockpit. The Boeing's 747 was much larger and that alone awestruck more people at the time. Plus the planes made a lot of noise pollution.

>>1474158
>>1481685
meant to mention this

>>1459470
Woaaah. No idea Holly Willoughby was this hot.

>>1460529
He's really shoved up his own fucking ass

>>1475411
>it kills people regularily

It's never killed anyone

>>1472496
I chuckled

>>1473659
Fuck me, last time I saw this video was 2005.

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Requesting some outnumbered webms please

>>1465867
Woman aren't funny

>>1473778
>>1451180
>colonize half the fucking planet
>tell natives they're subjects of the British throne now
>create Israel after WWII
>dislodge tons of Palestinians
>all these people come to the home office to lodge a formal complaint
>stay and breed

You really only have yourselves to blame. Conversely, a British military that combines the tactics and disciplines of African Warlords and Middle Eastern Extremists would be fucking unstoppable.

>>1478789
As an American Southerner, I understand this completely.

I had a friend from up north who literally believed that forgiveness and kindness were destroying the country and they everyone is better off being antagonistic and shitty to everyone else.

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>>1481768
fuck that cunt

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why so gay britlads?

>>1483691
Probably from Brighton everyone is a cocksucker down there

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They made a whole documentary for soldiers being stationed in Britain to help them understand why we're so fucking weird. It obviously talks us up because it's trying to foster positive allied relationships, but it's actually pretty accurate.

>>1483980
>Brighton

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Rush_(UK_TV_series)

>>1460779
do you guys remember the times where this jokes weren't considered racist

>>1473777
those unchecked trips makes me mad

>>1480278
Fake

Speed cameras flash 2 times

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>>1484145
They needed a movie to teach them what humility was?

>>1472431
being an ausfag we rarely saw them here
I'll never forget the time one flew directly overhead. those fucking engines... even at idle you still felt it in your chest

>>1484653
good god

>>1447526
fuck off
Invernesian is the closest to Received Pronunciation in the whole of the UK so please be quiet with your poor attempts at "giving us a slagging"

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I expect every one of these sounds ridiculous to actual locals, but as an overview it's pretty good.

>>1485063
>that's why they have so little crime in Britain

kek

>>1450131
Who's chelsea?

>>1483500
truly we are the victims of our own success

>>1485115
This is amazing.

>>1446846
shit's good, that last little groan

>>1450046
this is why we are not living in space right now. fucking retards holding people back. lets kill people cause they don't worship some sky cake entity that i do. fucking cave people

>>1473646

boom goes the dynamite

>>1446875
Sauce?

>>1472431
F

>>1484653
What movie?

>>1447331

>it's bloody hard

>>1486516
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Increasingly_Poor_Decisions_of_Todd_Margaret

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Just made this

>>1486742
Do you have a webm of Super Hans with the Crunchy Nut box?

>>1484145
i'd love a source for that doc

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>>1486787
Ah, I should have put it in the filename. Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlsrufHPKTI

>>1486795
many thanks

>>1486742
mother of god

>>1447094
Isn't she a porn star?

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>>1486883
No

It's the brown girl in GoT

>>1473845
yanks call their elders sir which i like, so what are you?

>>1486896
thats her in fast and furious 7. what a stupid movie.

>>1486707
Thanks
Is it worth a watch?

>>1486992
What?

>>1473729
He's right though

>>1472426
like in japan

>>1478519
No, no and no again. Her accent is SA and her phenotype is something eastern. Probably Pakistani or Poo. No. She is not white. She is not European. She is not British.

>>1473646
i wish she were my nan

>>1472440
snodania?

>>1480654
fun fact: they did not have enough working Martini Henry rifles on hand for the movie, so you will sometimes see a soldier cocking the bolt on a Lee Metford rifle, firing a single shot and then loading another round to simulate the single fire capacity of the lever guns, an example that comes to mind is a shot from the front of when they are advancing in two ranks and the closest man in the front rank is cocking a bolt, not a lever. The Metford itself hadn't been invented for some years after the engagement at Rhorkes Drift.

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>>1445899
>free wa'ah
It goes into your utility bil

>>1450046
>you get 100 lashes for not being married?
Holy fuck

>>1447331
this is the only guy I watch for vidya reviews

>>1452857
died
thx mr bean

>>1487332
That might be a fact, but you'll have a hard time convincing me someone finds that fun

>>1486742
my man. best scene, thanks for this.

>>1445815
>pt

>>1460477
sauce?

>>1491895
garth marenghi's darkplace

>>1491898
>garth marenghi's darkplace
thanks

Do you british fags have a general on every board? fucking hell

Alri?

>>1492012
Oi. Watch ya cheek or ill heem ya innit

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>>1492012
Yeah m8

>>1487332
oh your right, i noticed a guy working a bolt.

>>1473686
someone edit this with eurobeat NOW and post to initial D thread

>>1492034
Gave it a go >>1492074

>>1484653
We're just not as civilized as you, fampai. In addition to the stereotypical farm boy, in WWII many of those more urban soldiers had grandparents - if not parents - who grew up on a farm hours away from the nearest city and for those of them born west of the Rockies they themselves probably grew up that way.

anybody got that cheeky Nandos webm?

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>>1492012
Yes

>>1493113
>Man says something sexist
>I know I'll say he doesn't get any sex! That'll show him!

Every time.

>>1486896
Oh fuck I havent seen misfits in a long time and I always see that gif but never recognize her. Thanks for enlightening me anon

>>1486759
> crunchy nut
Pretty expensive as I recall

>>1493481
Absolute BASTARD!!

>>1481705
Where have you been literally forever? I'm a 24hour tripod thinking of her

>>1450046
>Thats not work
then go back to your own countrys and destroy them instead of ours

>>1492430
what's that then?

>>1492074
you had to do it with the the most worn out eurobeat track, didn't you?

>>1494803
I'm not a eurobeat connoisseur like yourself.

>>1445899
Typical scottish socialist SCUM

>>1473912
By that logic David Beckham's American.

>>1484177
You mean who here is over 50?

>>1494641
Always makes me sad how much Noel reigns to Liam's shadow

>>1495822
Resigns* sorry

>>1445899
Love Scott's. Pls don't leave

>>1452759
>>1452749
Bradistan

>>1447053
Sounds about right these days

>>1495822
>>1495826
Mate are you having a stroke?
Let me help you
Resembles
Resignate
Reconcile
Refutes
Recolects
Reigndeer

>>1473452
That was intense

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>>1495558
why

>>1453405
love father ted

>>1446858
prophetic

>>1502065
This is incredibly unsettling

>>1502065
>reckless and provocative manner.
>reckless and provocative manner.
>reckless and provocative manner.

>>1472470
Why did he have US rebel flag decal?

>>1473845
But that's a Canadian stereotype

>>1485115
>Misses out the North East

Shite

>>1452857
got one with sound? i'd like to hear what he's saying

>>1502065
is he-
is he even capable of saying anything else besides that?
he's not even answering anything

>>1493113
that is some god tier bro'ing it up...i'll give the brits that much, they beat us americans at camaraderie

>>1487332
In the prequel, Zulu Dawn, the same issue was so bad some actors can be seen holding rifle shaped sticks.

>>1486896
Wasn't she also the ghost in Being Human?

>>1492012
We're the absolute BEST at circlejerking

>>1502665
>Brit
>Driver's seat on the wrong side

>>1446852
>>1446858
>>1446869
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/feb/10/nathan-barley-charlie-brooker-east-london-comedy

good article on how it became prophetic

>>1446782
White people who act like this are the worst.

>>1486896
wtf i'm straight now

>>1502677
I think the video camera flips the image/video.

Also, nice dubs.

>>1502910
as British as can be.....

>>1483500
>African Warlords
>tactics
topkek

>>1502831
Nope. His shirt still says 37. It's a yank.

>>1503678
Great guy

>>1447526
No, American is

>>1502065
Milliband, you alright lad?

I get politicians have to have a script because they don't want to say things that can be misconstrued, but lad...

Good thread everyone, thanks lads

>no Jeffrey webm

someone post it

>>1447045
dwop til you dwop, I always laughed at his impediment

>>1473845
so you wouldn't apologise if you hit a kid with your car?

>>1495394
Calm down Trumpenstein.