Alex Jones

>>1442315
funny enough he was actually right about picklegate

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My favorite anime by far

>>1442407

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IH-VmCFgRE

I thought I had this as a WebM but I can't find it

>>1442315
..can't believe 10 years ago I used to listen to that retard.
I just feel sorry for people that go looking for truth and find him.
He's devolved into a Rush Limbaugh/infomercial at this point anyways.

>>1442703
Go open a pickle jar, fagget.

>>1442703
Someone hasn't been taking their Super Male Vitality

>>1442703
I swear I read this exact comment in the last Alex Jones thread.

I do agree though. He needs to tone it down. Maybe he will. I think he's really trying to distance himself from the pizza stuff.

>>1442341
What, about Hilary being a supernatural demon?

You guys give her way too much fucking credit holy shit

>>1442407
I can't find this on Youtube for the life of me. Is it even on there?

FOR THE PAST 25 YEARS THEY'VE BEEN GROWING BABIES IN COWS

1444444444

>>1444445
>being that close

>>1444445
shit dude, rip.

>>1444445
>144444444444444444444444444444445
:(

>>1444445
The globalists did this

>>1444445
Fugg dude nice try

>>1443049
>>1442407
>>1442315
This is the sacred Trio I never want to see not posted on Alex Jones threads

>>1445464
Fuck, meant this one instead of another I clickd
>>1442434

>>1444444

>>1444245
Kek filename

"we're goin to kill you and your family" I can not find the compilation that had that clip in it along with a bunch of other ramblings. shot in the dark, but does anyone know what i'm talking about?

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still my favorite alex jones moment

Just a year ago my husband was a Democrat.
Now he has voted to Trump and listens to Alex Jones and jokes about being part of the resistance.
I am so proud.

>>1442434
i wonder if he's seen this....

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>>1445464

>>1442434
this has been stuck in my head since I heard it the other day. Like a virus in my mind. I'll just be doing something like cleaning and all the sudden

"Alex JOOnnnneeess!"

Thanks internet.

>>1446177
Gets me everytime.

>>1446177
Fucking genius.

>>1442315
>can

>>1442315
>can of pickles

>>1446451
kek

>>1442315
he aint takin enough anti flouride pure silver,gold standard anti federal pills.

what a fucking pleb

>>1446141
a whole new lvl of cringe

>>1446173
how old is that fucking phone was she trying to be hipster

>>1446177
this should be extended.. . also top tier editing

>>1449461
ice cubes face at the end ?????????

>>1445654
holyshit

>>1449496
hahahahahahahahaha

>>1449496
thank fucking god she lost

Were is the one were he complains about nerds?
That one always has me in tears.

>>1444444

>>1449847
That felt so fucking satisfying to watch

>>1444445

So what was >>1444444444
?

>>1450444
>>too many digits
>_<

>>1442315
this whole scene is so fucking bizarre. first of all, it barely looked like hillary could open the jar, which makes me think the host wanted her to not be able to do it. second, alex calls the jar a "can" and goes through a whole routine of not being able to open it.

this fucking world is genuinely stranger than fiction at this point. i can't believe this is a real segment on a real news outlet.

>>1449488
That's what a cellphone looked like in the 90s

>>1450737

This was breddy gud

He always seems to be like 97% right on the money and 3% alien lizard people. This is the second time I've run across him recently where he wasn't bad, I might give him a bit of a chance eventually.

>>1449847
Ill never forget the lady in the gray on the right, laughing at the dumbass for being a dumbass.

>>1449856
At least the man was honest for once in his life, gotta give em that!

>>1450782
He's been adjusting his message away from the more loony shit to a general "anti-establishment" "media is making you retarded" type message

>>1450782
>97% right on the money

How's it feel to be retarded? He used to be okay like 25% of the time 5 or 6 years ago. now he is a flaming whackjob no less than 95% of the time. He is on a steady decline with his target audience. He knows exactly how to act to keep his ratings up.

>>1450737
Total bullshit. If colonization was happening right now he would be saying how it's all fake.

>>1449493
Ice T, not Ice cube.

>>1449847
jesus, just look at all that human garbage

>>1450635
I think we slipped into some kind of alternate timeline or something, the world is getting way way too fucking surreal

>>1444444

>>1446173
kek
i've never laughed so hard at a webm before

>>1449847
Was that stumbling bum Eric Andre?

God doesn't condemn you to hell, you choose to go there...to hide.

Its a jar of pickles anyway, not a can.

>>1444445

>>1444444

What an ignorant moron. This dude should definitely kill himself. Kill yourself you fat, worthless fuck

>>1451068
Hypercrisis soon, fellow 33er!

>>1442703
His career peaked under Obama just like Jon Jewarts did with Bush, without someone to antagonize he will lose viewers.

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>>1449488
you realize people are old don't you? not everybody is the same age as you, people existed before you did. I know it's hard to believe but it's true.

>>1454463
Calm down Cenk

>>1444440
It's a video from the channel Craig Has Dysentery, kid is a fucking comedy genius.

>>1442407
IM CUMMIN

>>1449496
placeboing on youtube makes more stuff like this

>>1451220
he was just trying to buy zootopia tickets

>>1449487

cringe for a sensitive beta male such as yourself.

>>1449496
placeboing I'm convinced is another one of mowtendoo's alt channels

>>1445471
too late its been memed ninny

>>1442703
Come on man, the point of him doing this crazy stuff is to get him viewers and listeners, and he knows it. When you actually listen to him when he isn't going off the rails, he knows what he is talking about. Much better than people like Piers Morgan, who he absolutely destroyed.

>>1445654
my fucking sides dude

>>1442315
That fucking sound reminds me of Ghidorah destroying Tokyo

>>1448175
>>1448276
To 'can' something originally meant to preserve it in a container. They called the metal things 'tin cans' to distinguish them from other types of cans.
Alex is stuck in the 18th century, however.

>>1449844
Dear Christ, this man makes me so happy.

>>1442407
i like to E A T

>>1446141
I love that last look Alex gives him, as if he's debating whether or not he's going to join in

>>1451040
:^)

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>>1444444

>>1449844
I actually kek'd

>>1442407
i like to EAT!!!! lost

>>1450737
Man, I don't often agree with whatever Alex Jones is saying, but damn.

>>1465481
oh fuck i haven't laughed that hard in weeks

i heard him talking about Goblins when I was listening during a long drive some months ago and thought it was a little weird. "If you like our Hillary for Prison" t-shirts, you're going to love our new "Goblin" t-shirt with George Soros as a Goblin.

i swear I'm laughing so hard i make have a stroke

>>1469741
see>>1461391

>>1446177
If anyone is putting something in Alex Jones' water it's his producers. The bigger he grows as a lolcow the more money he produces.

>>1449461
Everyone backstage pooping their pants hoping it isn't loaded.

>>1449496
>>1457612
i'm glad he was on our side, or at least clickbaited us. his production quality is insane

>>1442434
the stupid pointless kids roaming around makes it dumber than it already is.. there is really no point for the "kawaii anime" bullshit to be added to it.

>>1446173
his best by far, so theatrical

>>1442315
bump

>>1449463
Top Kek!

>>1451153
Wow

>>1474848
The song is an not too old meme newfag.

>>1480859
>implying i give a shit
stupid is stupid, i don't care if its a "meme"

>>1442315
>reads the label
lost

Glad to see AJ attain the meme status he deserves.

>>1446451
>>1448287
WE TALK ABOUT THAT ALL THE TIME

>>1442315
Requesting the run escape one

>>1455372
You're so dumb.

>>1482206
What??
alex jones is a kike?
wew lad

>>1482698
>>1482206
>believe in fish people
>still dont believe in jewish conspiracy theories
kek

>>1482670
http://www.realjewnews.com/?p=413

>>1482698
>it's so fantastical

>>1482700
The show is owned by a jew anon

>>1459282
>destroyed piers morgan
Piers Morgan couldn't do anything but squawk statistics while Alex Jones challenged him to a boxing match and called the English flag the Jolly Roger.

He didn't destroy him so much as it was two toddlers shrieking.

>>1449470
I was listening to this in my car when I pulled up to the speaker at Hungry Jacks. Poor girl working the till thought it was me screaming at her.

>>1485316
From what I remember Alex went 1776 on Piers and Piers could not justify a weapon ban.

Alex won.

>>1442703
go be a faggot on reddit

I never understood if he's an actual comedian or if he wants to be taken seriously. I guess it's the former but I am not sure.

>>1444445
rip anon

>>1444798
the schlick noise gets me every time

>>1488837
Hes in character.

Bill Hicks faked his death and became Alex Jones.

>>1449844
how high is he?

>>1486528
You might need to go rewatch that segment. Neither one of them managed to make anything resembling a point. Morgan just kept repeating himself and Jones was literally unhinged. At first glance it was kind of entertaining. Subsequent views yielded very little in the way enjoyment.

I gotta reiterate that it was essentially a pair of children babbling.

>>1490508
it's funny because alex jones acts like a deranged maniac. i don't know if it is an act or not

>>1490676
Its definitely an act, but I don't think its too far off from reality. He's like one Cuil away from his persona.

>>1490710
cuil?

>>1442327
a classic, may it never be forgotten

>>1490730
http://cuiltheory.wikidot.com/what-is-cuil-theory

It's one abstraction away from reality.

>>1482709
>brother nathaniel
My nigger.

>>1490508
I thought Alex Jones was crazy in that interview and it was hilarious. The second time I watched it, I realized how many good points he makes.

Maybe Piers could have made better arguments if Alex had allowed him to even make any arguments but Mr. Jones didn't lack good content, his delivery was just obnoxious as hell.

Piers didn't really say anything so he didn't do poorly there

>>1474848

The anime stuff is from the show the song comes from. It's not just randomly added to the video because "lol kawaii" basically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4dEuStcU3U

>>1474848
You're really dumb, you know that?

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>>1442315

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A fresh one for ya

>>1449487
maybe for someone not jacked on super male vitality.

>>1442315
I fucking love Alex.

>>1494406
Same. My mom listens to him real loud and she called me a few days back and I could hear him screaming full blast in the background. Other people would have been concerned. It sounded like a break in.

>>1491110
>http://cuiltheory.wikidot.com/what-is-cuil-theory
Wow that's fucking stupid
Fucking reddit college kids thinking just enough outside of the box to be pathetic

>>1445654
Top fucking kek

>>1442315
what is going on here?

>>1498424
PickleGate

>>1444444

>>1493966
I wanted to see the "but on the surface" part

>>1449791
because the webm makes her look evil?

>>1500282
>makes her look
>implying

>>1500282
>looks

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>>1500282

>>1446421
It's in the Infowars music playlist

>>1482206
apology for poor english

when were you when alec johns jew

i was sat at home drinking brain force when fred ring

'alec is jew'

'no'

and you?????????????

>>1446337
I'm so proud of you faggots

>>1442315
Weird
Im right handed, but I twist the lid with my left hand. It just feels much more comfortable to me.

They both twisted the lid with their right hand

>>1501734
You're the weird one, lad.

>>1449847
i got a justice boner

>>1502654

/ourguy/

>>1446177
holy shit i'm dying

>>1442743
>>1442887
>>1482659
>>1487882
amazing arguments

>>1456045
47 HOLLYWOOD HILLS IN MY HOLLYWOOD HILLS ACCOUNT

>>1446337
I'm always surprised when I hear of homosexuals voting for Trump.

>>1482174
>"If my bullets come back, I'm fucking, your dinner."

Am I hearing this wrong?

>>1497289
Haha what? Are you getting mad because he said a word you didn't know about?

>>1506601
Sounds to me like he's saying "Eat my bullets, scumbag. You're gonna like it. You understand that?" but I'm not sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXjbJnHLIpk

>>1461391
>GoblinSlayer.webm

>>1507915
kek

>>1446141
just imagine if that was your boss

He reminds me so much of Chris-Chan. It's great.

cant wait till this fat faggot has a heart attack and dies

>>1443049
>
what song

>>1506551
what makes you think its a guy that made that post?

>>1501730
fucking kek

>>1501693
newfags don't appreciate.
I appreciate
ty anon

>>1501849
>>1501734
nah, I'm right handed but I do this too.
It's because of the way you have to turn it, it's awkward to do it with your right hand.

Was 2016/17, the year(s) Alex Jones won?

Anyway, can someone make a webm of him talking about cops and their moustaches. That shit always makes me lol.

>>1503375
>NO I DIDN'T SAY THE POPE EATS POOP
>BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE PROBABLY EATS POOP

>>1506758
Yeah. It can't be that the concept is retarded pseudo-philosophy

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>I DON'T NEED A BULLHORN! I DON'T NEED ENBRGHL!

>>1509653
I paused this right as he looked at the camera. He really does look like pepe.

>>1509492
wat

>>1445654
How is this video made?

>>1508759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok295z8vU3Q

>>1510467
you're a faggot.
also ear rape warning

>>1444334

Beautiful.

>>1444445
>>1444444

>>1495985
How much must it suck to know that Alex Jones is more popular than you? Trump seems to want something more than just big and loud.

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>>1511176
Does anyone know what song this is?

>>1442315
>Can of pickles. The LSD cia mind control has gotten to him.

>>1443049
Shit. The glasses.

>>1445654
I said to myself it couldn't get worse. I was wrong. I was so wrong.

>>1449461
So is he talking about the british or what?

>>1450794
fuck off

>>1512963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP-kDmLROaA

Aussie here i unironically Love Alex Jones because he reminds me of those GTA Radiostation fake hosts and shows

>>1465481
Sounds like my last D&D game where the DM magical realmed.

>>1514254
Yeah hes so fucking funny

>>1509951
GOD DAMMIT alex jones. Why couldn't you have been a super buff guy, you would have made the greatest wrestler promos EVER.

>>1501730
should be called "Potato Jones"

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>>1514240
Thanks man, I appreciate it.

>>1514390
He was actually pretty buff when he was young

His bohemian grove movie was pretty awesome to watch. Really worth seeing

To see what he has turned into is pretty sad honestly.

>>1454560
>Carve an S on your right hand
>Place it on the page where Flash dies
>Repeat after me:
"Father, I Shall Become A Bat"

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>>1508120
>cant wait till this fat faggot has a heart attack and dies
He's actually lost a ton of weight and gained some muscle, he'll be on planet for a long time.

>>1450635
>"Real news outlet"

Holy god, my fucking sides.

>>1508032
A man can dream

>>1515254
Who is the detox moron and why is he on infowars?

>>1446173
Kinda got a half chub from H in this, looks like the start of a Wifey's World video.

>>1509492
best one in thread

>>1502739
he's totally correct on this one

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>>1442315

>>1442315
he's right though

>>1450794
hahaha
you're mad, aren't you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuigSuKqZqI

>>1442327

best one of the thread

>>1482698
Hahaha
Comedy gold

>>1520550
Alex jones needs to get more movie roles

>>1443049
dont believe in yourself

believe in the me who believes in you alex-san

>>1449844
Who is he talking about? Has he never been to a Home Depot parking lot?

>>1442434
Anime?

>>1450737
this song has a name and i really want it

>>1501438
link?

can someone post the webm where it's all just grunting noises?

>>1521619
this one?
>>1506541

>>1521736
Same style as that one but different.
Much more snarl-like sounds. Like some sort of furious, rabid animal.

>>1510467
Anyone got the version of this with inspiring music and shit in the background?

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>>1521752
fuck that trash ear rape version

>>1521770
Kek, thanks anon

>>1520976
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKkSfhYk-XBjevfcsOlptUMMErfeP9TyY

>>1521783
you fellers all on this here 4chans be trolls!

>>1520971
Thomas Bergersen - Final Frontier

Someone really needs edit his head doing one of his rants onto a wrestlers body.

cant wait for the new ones from today podcast with joe rogan

>>1511176
watching it high right now

>>1449844
man what id do to be on the show with him lmao

>>1444334
what song is that? legit beautiful

this is a goldmine for webms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

>>1444245
how is this an actual human being

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>>1523865
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Memelight Zone.

>>1449496
>I'm going to bring back lot worse than waterboarding

>suddenly /pol/fags freak out over this

>>1523865
I still don't think these thread are real

Hopefully we will have some from the Joe Rogan experience. 3.5 hours of red pills there.

>>1444798
poor alex :(

>>1502995
The fuck you want? A debate? Go jerk off ya fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM

>>1523781
music source is mute angels by hammock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQW9yrYtjEw
one of the best bands i've ever listened to
if you like that you'll probably like almost all of their music

>>1442434
I can never watch Renai Circulation the same way ever again after seeing this. Goddammit.

>>1449470
hahahahaha oh my god his explanation im crying

>>1473277
He's a Texan, they give their kids M-16s in the crib

>>1469551
It's ridiculous though, pro sports are so insignificant compared to government r&d and to tech corporations. The NFL makes $8 billion per year, Apple makes $8 billion every 2 weeks. The amount of attention being put into sports isn't enough to be seriously slowing down human progress.

Still waiting on those webms from the Joe Rogan show.

>>1450737
You first spazzo.

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OC
not the effects, but made the audio higher quality

>>1520790
Bakamonogatari. They have different openings for each character arc. This is the 4th opening

>>1442449
nice try but going super saiyan still beats a T rex

>>1506601
Literally how do you hear 'i'm' 'fucking' or 'your dinner'.

He said 'Eat my bullet, scumbag! You're gonna like it, understand that?'

>>1528138
That's an edit, not oc you idiot

>>1528529
what does it matter?

>>1528541
Fuck OFF Hillary

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>>1503375

>>1503375
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>1482206
>The jew conspiracy is so retarded that not even alex jones belives in it.
What else is needed for the alt right to drop it? It hurts us much more than helps us.

>>1534595
kek:
http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/10/26/13418304/alex-jones-jewish-mafia

The NWO theory is bullcrap, but I don't think the influence of Jewish lobbying groups like AIPAC should be underestimated either.

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>>1535192
fucking goddammit i literally just made the same thing but with worse compression

>>1442327
i-is that him screeming?

>>1501523
And people wonder why she lost... jesus christ.

>>1502739
Yes if only we were more like Spartans. Guess I better start fucking little boys and generally lusting for micropenis.

>>1455432
wait are u telling me u like Alex Jones? TYT are bad but holy fuck i dont know what to say to you XD