Westworld thread

snekfu <3

why is amy poehler some freak of nature superhuman.. in a show i assumed was about wild west animatronic shared living or some shit

>>1440010
>why is
>some freak of nature superhuman
>in a show i assumed was

You obviously don't watch the show, shut the fuck up

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what did they mean by this?

>>1438892
I totally know how this shit works

I almost shat myself when he reloaded that gun
I mean even I wouldn't know how

>>1438892
>hosts needs to be trained for even the smallest action but know instantly how to use a p90
>the security team doesn't know how to properly secure a floor

The way the entire escape turned out I just have to assume that Ford was behind all of it

>>1440573
fuck you, be informative instead of rude you cocksquat.

>>1442084
Why are you assuming shit? Just watch the show faggot

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Would someone be kind enough to post some snekfu webms with sound?

>>1441582
Didn't Maeve upgrade all their stats to like 20? I assume that's why they knew how to use the guns. As for the security teams, that was just retarded.

>>1440645
*tip fedora*

>>1441582
Didn't the two clean-up guys show them that Maeve's thoughts of escape were programed into her and not of free will?

>>1442244
She did but that doesn't mean they'll instantly realize the inner workings of a completely foreign machinery

>>1442741
>implying the technicians are human

>>1440645
timeskip

>>1438880
god ever since i first saw her i knew she'd be the sexiest character in the whole show.
was not wrong.

>>1440645
timeskip, and he's putting on the black hat, symbolizing that he's gonna be playing renegade from that point on.

>>1438893
this is a blue board, no nudity asshat.

>>1443420
>foreign machinery
>gun
>literally just pull the trigger and it kills things

>>1438892

Can someone post this scene with sound, specifically sneks laugh

>>1449736

Bump

>>1449736
seconded

>>1449545
agreed

>>1441582
Ford was behind it. Bernard tries to tell her.

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>>1449736
>>1451176
>>1452244

Here you go m80s

>>1452684

You're the best anon

No, I mean snekfu is the best, dat laugh

>>1446645
best girl

>>1452684
thanks

>>1446645
<3

>>1441582
Thought the exact same thing. They were too good and security was awful. Had to have been on purpose.

>>1449552
I've never used a firearm before: the post

>>1440010
>amy poehler

???

>>1441582
A big theory is that the security grunts are also hosts and it was intended that they would suck, all as part of Maeve's big escape narrative.

[spoiler] Bernard even showed Maeve her narrative code, and everything played out except for the "mainland infiltration" segment, right after she boarded the train. When she got off to find her daughter, it was her first essential move into improvisation, the next step towards consciousness [/spoiler]

>>1438892

>Security team wandering around like a pack of fucking retards.

Well I won't be watching this shit.

>>1442084
Since these people are as bad as /v/ is about actually making people give a shit about their interests, I'll go ahead and tell you that the show is shit if you think it's anything like the original movie.

The actual characers are the robots..

>>1452684
Came to the thread specifically for this. Thx m8

Should I waste my time watching Westworld. Couldn't even bear finishing the first episode, and even though "it gets better" meme is real it just seemed fucking shit from the start.

>>1440645
he is an animatronic version of the man in black whose purpose was to re-create the events that led Delores to become self cognizant, the scene change was the reveal if you didn't get it before then and also was a clever way to 1) timeskip 2) scene change, its hard to tell because it switches between actual and percieved events at a whim in the episode.

>>1440645
But where did his mole go?

>>1463395
sounds like you already mae up your mind

>>1464974
>>1463296
>>1459130
>>1451176
>>1445659
not gonna make it

>>1463395
No its shit

>>1463395
Yes, it's great

>>1465437
>>1466552
Its pretty ok I guess

Wait...
How different is this show from the original movie?

Is the basic plot still robots in the Western themed section of a futuristic themepark running amok?

>>1466839
>Is the basic plot still robots in the Western themed section of a futuristic themepark running amok?

Yes

>>1468130
Are there also kind-hearted robots? I'm kinda tired of the "Don't make robots self aware, they are obviously evil, because... because, come on"-meme

>>1468242
Yes, they're not all evil

>>1464992
animatronic version? what?

>>1446645
I thought the allure was horse pussy, not horse face.

>>1440699
wait what the fuck

her head moves the wrong way when she shoots herself

god dammit i knew westworld was going to be shit

This show takes itself way too seriously for how absurd the premise is

Some of these monologues are way too fucking preachy

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>no sounds
/wsg/, I am disappoint

>>1474675
someone give this guy a fedora

>>1475277
>someone makes any sort of insight
>L-LOL FEDORA
Kill yourself

>>1464992
yeah he's not an animatronic you pulled that out of your ass.

>>1453569
you're a fucking idiot

>>1477487
guyo takes issue with the edginess and ostentatious display of the theory, wash your hair and give up on your hat

>>1474675
Ford was such an edgelord

>>1481331
Don't act like you don't love it.

this show sucked ass

>>1438880
why wouldn't this fucking idiot report the self aware host the second he got out of that fucking glass room is what i don't understand

>>1481836
because nolan is a hack

>>1464992
Yeah, pretty sure it's the actual guy. I mean, the man in black never actually interacts with mole-man. So mole man is actually just the man in blacks back story of the first time he visited. Also, Jacob is actually Satan who's imprisoning God on the island in order to prevent Armageddon aka judgement day (gods revenge)

>>1474675
>Has sound
>uses subtitles
cmon faggot

>>1474675
Got any more Hopkins webms? I'm not sure how I will be able to watch this show anymore without him.

>>1468242
Most of them aren't really "evil". There are bandits and such, but besides that, can you really blame a slave for murdering their master?

>>1481836
or why he didn't turn that intelligence slider down to 0 when she asked for it to be bumped to 14 or whatever

>>1474606
You watch to much movies. These shitty pistols in particular dont have enough stopping power to kick over a chair.
But yeah, the show isnt that good.