kat thread

Need more kats

>>1432859
That kitten is fucking adorable.

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Santa Kat: The Gift Nazi: No Gifts For You

>>1433207
>the shit I have to handle

>>1438026
No matter how many times I see this, the body slam is still impressive. So expertly placed.

>>1439963

My cat did that once against a rabbit that was the same size as it, however I think his goal at the time was to stun the rabbit. IRL it looks like a really impressive body slam actually.

>>1438029
did he died?

>>1442889
No, the cat survived his starving by eating the man.

bampi

IIRC cats meow not to communicate with each other but to primarily get attention from us homo sapiens.

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no kitty cheek rub? kitty cheek rub.

>>1448576
this is actually hilarious

>>1448576
If you look carefully at around 9 seconds in you can actually see piss leaving one of the cats

truly an amazing work of art

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Cutest thing i've ever seen !!

>>1450459
^_^

>>1452344
lols... Excellent use of that clip.

>>1445304
kek

>>1449513
Huh, I thought that was part of the chair it scratched up.

>>1452344
>filename isn't catofthehill

>>1452232
>>1452229
>>1452227
Deep in their ancestral memory they must know felines are not to be fucked with.

>>No. 1448805 too adorable

>>1452344

Cats are real assholes until you realize their only goal in life is to eat and be somewhere that is slightly warmer and possibly higher then everywhere else.

>>1456641
I've never noticed how fucking high test the girl in this is
T-thanks /fit/

>>1438026

Cats aren't as instinctively protective or loving as dogs, but if you earn their respect, they will die for you

>>1452219
The pilot's reaction was priceless

>>1452344
They need the VitaminD always

>>1448576
They thought the Cat God had already come to claim their souls

>>1445434
The music lol

Cats seem like these creatures who used to be really smart and their game really on point but somewhere along the way they lost what they used to be capable of remaining only with a retarded version of them. They seem hardwired to instinctively know they should be able to do things, but they're not.

>>1438033
literally loled

>>1449513
You can also see it at 0:04, the light is shows some spray

>>1462738
That kat is sick

>>1466260
truly a pioneer. kek.

>>1456641
Oh fuck me nigga, that chick is thicc as fuck

>>1466260
4Chan space program?

>>1445432
The way the doggo jumped at the cat makes me think he was just playing, but the cat was obviously not having any of that.

>>1466008
A little less cute when you realize that all those chicks are there to get fattened up and are going to end up as food

>>1433209
the music fits in so perfectly!

>>1452344
Love it

>>1466458
life must consume life to keep living, that is the way of things

>>1456641
he was thrown through

>>1466458
Nah, only half of them.

The males go straight into the blender.

>>1475925
Music source?

>>1432854
Basically me when I'm drunk.

>>1441972
The cat has now learned the concept of regret.

>>1472220
>>1472224
Wow. Cats are assholes.

>>1466008
What about the little chicks the cat is laying on?

>>1450459
A story of friends separated by the universe, brought together by true friendship.

>>1456641
>not "kool-aid cat"
>OOOHH YEEEAAHH

>>1472224
so it's basically the Smack My Bitch up video but a cat

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The most pointless WebM you'll ever see! :D

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My Calico before an inoperable tumor got the better of her.

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>>1483311

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>>1483313
All I did was drop a pinch of catnip and went into my room for ten seconds to get the camera. And that's how much of a mess she made.

And I know about the mess everywhere else. We practically live on a farm.

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>>1483314

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>>1483317
Last one. Trying to be spooky with my editing software.

>>1483314
Living on a farm is not an excuse. Clean up the table holy shit

Americans are disgusting

>>1464448
"mission accomplished. proceeding to evacuation now..."

>>1472220
fake

>>1483317
>>1483318
is it your cat? I love that name Calico, did you get it from calico jack?

>>1483684
Yes, she was mine. No, she was named after a comic book character.

>>1483636
Check your farms in rural Canada/Europe, see-tee boi.

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>>1486489
Just trying something

>>1478634
washed out- feel it all around

>>1488391
Literally what

what is he hitting the cat with?
why does the cat like it so much?
he seems to be hitting the cat really hard, too

>>1488416
I have no answers.
https://youtu.be/h6a8T5Z5wkk

>>1433203
man that must have been painful. Kitten claws are like little fishing hooks made of pain and suffering

>>1488416
My cat does this too, he loves to have his but smacked or paddled, and goes wild when you do it too.

>>1488921
Kek'd

>>1488416
I can't answer that, but my cat also likes that. And I have no clue why. But at least now I know this is not just something weird about my cat

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>>1460369
Fucking kek'd

>>1488391
>>1488595
>>1489582
cats have a spanking kink. the more you know

>>1486489
>>1486580
not bad if you open them up at the right moment.

>>1486580
>>1486489
Hey, that's neat!

>>1483682
seems pretty legit to me

>>1494138
Plot twist - it's hunting for shit under the snow
Who's colossal fucking idiot here?

>>1494138
>collosal fucking idiot
t. collosal fucking idiot

>>1433207
when she is drunk but you are not in mood

>>1438029
run nigga run

>>1445434
Holy fuck what is this audio track?

>>1448576
Looking at this from the cats point of view this would be utterly horrifying.

Just imagine though. Your giant but typically rather benign and aloof human servant suddenly rounds up you and all your buddies into a small cage of sorts...Which is already unusual and concerning. He leaves momentarily but upon return backs into the room talking at the air, to whom or what you are unsure. He then turns to reveal himself as some greater twolegged catmandem while speaking his unintelligible jibberish at you.

I'd piss and run too.

>>1498255
Actually cats do see as having feline features
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb9EIiSyG8

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>>1498251
The first time I heard it, it was in the retarded version of the guys from germany ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk )
Which is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87cUqFA3mnw

Greetings

>>1472220
>>1472224
wtf I hate kat now

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Daily watch

>>1438029
Run boy Run

>>1488416
Male cats like it a lot because it stimulates their prostate. I wondered why my cat wanted me to spank him all the time too. I thought he was just a little perv.
... He was, I guess.

>>1499854 kek
Oh fucking mom

>>1499856
hahahah holy shit I'm dying

>>1500480

I feel like this was left in because everyone in charge of reviewing the show before it airs was too busy laughing to make them remove it.

>>1499854
>mom's into her wine again

>>1452219
>>1460233
(they land and the cat makes it away safely; vid can be found on youtube)

>>1500766
I feel like frenchs are assholes.

>>1500812
I think something's wrong with your cat

>>1433203
>Shadow of Colossus

>>1501212
THAT CAT IS PERFECT

>>1500965
Mom, you're confusing the French with Russians again.

>>1494138
Did it died?

>>1502000
>>1502001
Classic.

>>1450459
>>1483098
Or a story of how a locked up mind comes along with everyone, while a free dog hates cats and loves dogs.

>>1502347
lol, the music is fitting... what a madhouse.

>>1501604
French are assholes, ruskes are subhumans.

>>1433209
>>1466483
But the cat was sick and died. That webm is one of the most saddest that I've seen.

>>1488391
fuckin kek'd so hard at this. why would you do this? much less have dedicated paddles for it?

>>1453521

I gotta make one of these

>>1502347
Poor animals.

>>1499856

A fractured vertebra should be a nice reminder to not kick animals.

>>1499856
Hate to say it, but I don't feel sorry for the kid.

>>1462735
thats so mean! lol

>>1472234
Aww adorable AF

>>1466458
It's still p cute desu

>>1502057
I have yet to figure out how the two GIFs will always be in sync no matter when you play them.

>>1508835
>video taping cat
>that welcome mat
>single virgin with improper home ip detected.

>>1432859
holy shit i want 20

>>1488428
i've had 8 of them do that before
their claws are too small to go through the pants
if anything you feel tiny pokes

Anybody got the gif or webM of a man's cat biting his erection?

>>1453914
well yeah man look at this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1by5-BpTA

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>>1510752

>>1433789
"It's not December yet fagget."

>>1432846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7CYaiyvzXs

>>1512074
Thanks

>>1514071
CAN SOME ONE MAKE A WEMM OF THE SAT AND STUFFED TIGER @ MIN 1;35 , THATS GREAT

>>1503109
Fuck off cancer

>>1456641
Thiccc

>>1503109
Proof?

>>1494138
>>1501605
No, but it is... out cold

>>1499854
8 in a litter? Holy shit.

>>1488416
The cat is in heat, the neighbor's cat often came over to a good petting, preferred her back right before the tail and the back sides.
Notice how her tail stands right up and how she's presenting her ass.
Really unhealthy to let your cat stay like this.

>>1432846
Does anybody have that .webm of the cat sitting on a coffee shop bar window, it's comfy as fuck and therere's relaxing piano music in the background.

>>1522629
God this is so old that kitty's probably dead!

>>1438029
>>1495092
>>1499672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJ1Z5o8y5w

>>1462735
Dat predator walk

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>>1523469

>>1529079
I've always wondered why cats made that sound, sometimes I hear the strays in the neighborhood make it

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>>1533767

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Does this count?

>>1450463
clever girl....

>>1501217
My friend and I spent hours playing that game in our childhood. the nostalgia hits hard on this one.

>>1529079
poor thing

>>1464448
fucking cat

>>1466008
this cat looks russian. i swear, russian cats have a certain look to them.

>>1466368
this reminds me of my kitty. she would always do that but she's gone now.

>>1501217
>thats the joke

>>1529079
What do you even call this sound?

>>1488422
that just raises more questions

>>1533823
Well that is a cat and all.

>>1533828
That's a very nice looking cat actually.

>>1533826
Something's off with that cat...

>>1533813
I have to admit I have watched every single video of maru

>>1535601
https://youtu.be/CSw6eakeSbI

>>1500480
I can sympathize with the cat. I ran into a glass wall once.

>>1466458
Vegans, begone

>>1503470
and yet even with crazy cunts like that not a dent is being made in unhomed cats. Go get 40 cats and do it right pleb

>>1533814

Dude. That cat has no back legs...

That's a helluva thing.

>>1533814
Anakin, I have the high ground!

>>1488921
>That returning fire

Kek'd

>>1535317
"Oghlologh"

>>1456667
yeah cats are so well known for their honour

bro????

>>1507391
They loop so fast in both gifs part of a cat is always coming out of the box or falling off the screen (or the reverse for the second one) so they'll always match up no matter when you start either

>>1535660
You are not the only one. I always look forward to the next video. It's like the only good that is constant in my life.

One thing I've never understood about cats is why they have to sit on a thing just because it's a thing and it's there.

If you have a nice comfy rug in front of a nice warm fire, they'll love sleeping on the rug because it's nice and comfy and warm. But if you then put a hard bit of card or a plastic bag or something uncomfortable on the rug, they'll insist on lying on that. Even if it's smaller than them they'll just have to sit on it.

Never really got that. At least with the "sticks heads into small things" thing they do I can see it as curiosity and exploration. Where does "sit on a thing" come from?

>>1533821

>WASTED

what the hell?
/wsg/ has an image limit?

but i have more kat puktures

>>1545315
Make a new thread ;)

>>1434590

This never fails to make me smile.

>>1483249

I love it.

>>1461068
Thaaat is just sad

>>1535042
Not really. It looks like a young maine coon mix, which is american

>>1486489
>>1486580
Haha, that's fun

>>1479924
underrated post

>>1545302
poor luigi

>>1432846
>doggo is my waifu

El bumpo

>>1547686
>bump
>thread is at image limit

El bumpo roo

>>1502001
>>1502000
>No you're thinking with portals

>>1533828
best webm ever

>>1434590
seemless

>>1535317
long johnson's disease

>>1533826
>[HEADS WILL ROLL]

>>1438033
boop

bunp