Unexpected thread

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>>1400516

>>1402184
Kek this one is pretty good

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>>1404505

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>>1404509

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>>1404514

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>>1404517

>>1404510
I see this all the time and still don't get it whatsoever? what makes this funny?

funnyjunk

>>1400559
kek

>>1404510
Should have been the original audio. That would have belonged here. Could have been so much better.

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>>1405459
>tfw you will never be this alpha

>>1404899
I've wondered this for ages. Is making one fucking line sound like a chipmunk supposed to be hilarious?
Did we go back to 90s humor?

>>1404505
kek

>>1404537
shit this one got me

>>1407514
im hard

>>1404805
don't get it

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>>1414595

>>1414598

>goddammit I'm getting stung by fucking bees

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>>1400516

>>1407725
...so what was so unexpected about this?
Shit, you could've at least edited in a dickbutt at the very end.

>>1416249
>Shit, you could've at least edited in a dickbutt at the very end.
I've seen this clip before and I thought to myself, someone put a dickbutt on the summons.

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>>1402184
Is it bad that I wouldn't mind watching a full series of this? It'd be like a blander YuGiOh.

>>1404505
top kek mattingly

>>1406110
that made me holy
it made me kek the hell out of it

>>1416258
Ok, you got me curious.
Sauce?

>>1416280
that couldnt be on cartoon network, right?

>>1407514
who are those semen demons

>>1404522
fuck dude, I started losing it right when it started playing, and I didn't stop until it was over.

>>1416379
war is hell

>>1406131
Dumbass, look how old he is. he didn't just learn this overnight, he's probably been doing this for more than a decade.

>>1416339
MOTHERFUCKER
KEK
stop please!

>>1416280
Woah what

>>1402184
I want to know what happens next

>>1406143
90's humor was not nearly so "avant garde", that's clearly from the modern youtube poop audience.

...Not that 90's humor didn't suck just from being so epically bland.

>>1416302
was meant for
>>1416280

>>1416335
Holy shit did this really happen?
Talk about media neutrality

goddamn it burgers

>>1416379
Why is that boy dressed like a hooker?
wtf japan

>>1416302
That was the movie adaptation of the Killing Joke. They added in a whole Batgirl subplot to the beginning to pad out the movie. It got mixed reviews, but I liked it, and feel it added more to the overall story.

>>1416318
If it weren't for the crappy muzzle flash effects this might have been believable

>>1407725
But isn't Riddler some criminal guy who should be in jail? So them catching him is fine, it doesn't matter why they caught him.

>>1415832
what game?

>>1416743
Far Cry 4

>>1400516
fucking christ subarus are so gay
who the fuck thinks up their advertisements?

>>1407514
need more info on these

>>1414501

Holy shit

>>1417215
bump

>>1407514
k now i'm hard, what do?

>>1416366
no fucking way this can't be true

>>1405459
wow

>>1416309
lol

>>1416670
CNN is notorious now for cutting people off when they say anything they disapprove of. Even their own reporters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdYRN8Clddw
This election really exposed the media to be divisive, bias, and manipulative.

>>1414489
There's absolutely no way this is real!

>>1416707
>but I liked it, and feel it added more to the overall story.
meh.
"Joker shot and crippled my lover" is a far way from "Joker shot and crippled my friend and partner".

>>1416308
It's from The Killing Joke: The Animated Movie and no, I don't think CN would be up for it

>>1416280
I hate the Bruce and Barbara sexed angle DC keeps trying to implement.

>>1417401
It would've been a far better movie without those extra 30 minutes of pure sentimental garbage

>>1416237
didnt he say sergeant suck my penis

>>1416371
Holy shit that was amazing

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>>1417399
Why is this allowed? And how is it even legal for her to be in the election or even to hold a public office?

>>1417408
there wasn't any scene like that in the killing joke comic? who the fuck added that?

>>1417477
Warner, They've been wanting to make Batman a little more raunchy for "more mature" audiences. But they basically ruined it

>>1407725
>A cigarette lighter
Lmao. K i lost.

>>1414344
foooled me

>>1416280
I say what now

>dat gargoyle

kek

>>1404509
Ok i laughed out loud.

>>1416771
They're quite literally targeted at gays and other minority groups.
https://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-campaign-made-lesbians-fall-in-love-with/

>>1416309
That backroll is what got me fucking KEK, there should be more comedy porn shoots

>>1417371
It is real
By traps they mean stuff to trap people

>>1416311
I've skydived with those guys on more than one occasion. They still have one of the planes in the hangar.

>>1404505
kek

>>1417456
She has money and a vagina

>>1417620
>XENA LVR
Holy fuck that lesbian stereotype is still around?
And that Volkswagen ad being gay-friendly is really reaching.

>>1417703
Did they talk about the planes colliding?

And why would they even want to keep a plane that got into that collision? That just seems dangerous, even after heavy repairs.

>>1417401
To me, it added to the "all it takes is one bad day" theme of the Killing Joke storyline.

>>1404517
weird al is great

>>1416743
close weep 4

>>1417929
After something like that it is time to go home and not show your face again for a month.

>>1404805
Fuckin bees

>>1417773
facebook like

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>>1416388
let me change my statement
>you will never be an elderly man with drive, ambition and so much time you learn a new awesome skill

>>1416311
Anyone have the version of this with the Battlefield 3 theme?

>>1404505
God, typical fucking stankees player

>>1416375
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MY FUCKING SIDES

>>1417907
They probably don't fly it.

>>1418531
Tornado?

>>1405459
That was pretty cool

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>>1417642

>>1416166
holy fucking kek

>>1419430
kek

>>1416743
far cry 3 2

>>1402184
Still got more different frames than YuGiOh

>>1414489
Is it weird that I don't actually give a number 2 to the racing car, and like this for the truck alone

>>1419397
Tomato explosion

>>1416192
filename.kek

>>1416166
mein sides

>>1416249
>whats so unexpected about this

did you even watch the clip?

>>1416283
lol is that the star wars guy

>>1407514
hey, this isn't sfw

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>>1419592
Uh, yes? What kind of answer is that?

>>1414501
clever girl...

>>1416379
he didn't scream no because there are over a 1000 words for yes in Japanese but none for the word no

>>1418531
comfy as fuck

>>1419430
based 4chan anons began writing porn scripts to make pornography great again

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Obligatory

>>1404517
thats no soup, its just water, fucking scam

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>>1417924
>filename
You fucking killed me there

>>1402184
Is there more of this? This is some good shit.

>>1402184
Fuck you

>>1406110
kys

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>>1407725
>what is it that no man wants to have, yet no man wants to lose?
>a lawsuit

Fucking KEK

>>1417773
Someone tried to do this to me once. He fucked up the riposte and I backstabbed him about a dozen times until he died because I was on a level 10 character and he was like 100+. Felt pretty great to beat his ass so hard after he fucked that up..

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>>1417399
It wasn't exactly a secret before, they just had to do it more often this time since Paul didn't become the nominee.

>>1416166
I love The original series' women

>>1404522
holy shit

>>1416192
RIP Sheeple ;_;

>>1416280
Okay, I guess I saw that comin-waitwhat?

Wait.

Wait. WHAT?

>>1419397
>>1418531


You can see the funnel moving from left to right.

>>1400516
anybody got a name of that girl?

Basically the most reposted webms ever
>dont see a twist coming
sure

>>1417371
lol it is real and hes always talking about traps non stop the whole show. its actually a pretty good show.

>>1420264
Man, that is the most overdramatized game of chess I've ever witnessed.

>>1416375
hardy kek

>>1416283
>wild goerge lucas appears!

>>1416257
i remember thinking the same thing when i saw this commercial.

>>1416283
that son of a bitch

>>1417907
>And why would they even want to keep a plane that got into that collision? That just seems dangerous, even after heavy repairs.
Kek

>>1416371
>Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

>>1419773
that's a "lie"

>>1404911
whats going on here?

>>1420644

Earthquake during the game.

>>1417471

Sweet jesus! Totally not expecting that.

>>1418103
No he is a liberal faggot

>>1420340
looks like dakota sky

>>1404509
fuck

>>1406143
>>1404899
think it's just supposed to catch you off guard

>>1416283
If I met George Lucas in public, I'd buy him a salad.

>>1420663
Most people in entertainment are.

>>1420734
Flava Flav in the background is loving it.

>>1416371
the compression and resolution made me think this was real for a bit and I got really confused.

>>1420264
rip qt chess girl
;__;7

>>1420264
Sad. Mato is nice as always though.

>>1420831
What is this from? Is it that VR Dreams thing?

>>1416727
>the retarded 15 year old that calls everything fake
hi

>>1417399
oh boy I wonder why Trump won

>>1416257
The fuck is west africa...

>>1402184
Fucking I hate you.
I watched all that shit for nothing. Not even the music at the end.

>>1404517
First kek in this thread
Absolutely great

>>1422102
It's Google Tilt Brush

>>1416329
Kak

>>1414595
Took me way
to long to catch on.

Does anyone have the take on me funny song one

>>1419753
HOLY KEK

>>1420734
>Fucking jog on

I fucking love english slang

ok, i know its not actually "slang" but I dont know what the word is so shut up

>>1404522
holy shit

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>>1422879
i think it actually is slang

>>1420717
I'd tell him to stay out of my peripherals

Also, my catpcha was salad

>>1417773
i knew the outcome the moment i saw the souls

>>1420124
>oohhh shit that sucks
jews doing their thing again

>>1406551
love it

>>1420734
How come Northern Brits don't use articles when they speak?

>>1419960
Stone soup?

>>1420699
Bingo

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>>1404505

>>1416311
actually one of the pilots died

>>1422248
The countries in the west of Africa.

>>1406551
what show is this?

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>>1423107

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>>1423109

>>1416280
Killing Joke I think it is

>>1416375
holy fucking shit that was good

>>1420264
definition of unexpected

>>1422204
Speedo sausage was so good.

>>1416192
Noooooooooooooooo

>>1420338
That fucking expression on the kid's face

>>1418531
> American build quality

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OC here

>>1420124
fucking jews, man

>>1419430
>now tayne i can get into
kekked

>>1416375

Was that from Kentucky Fried Movie?

>>1404899
>>1406143
>>1420716

you all are so autistic it hurts

the joke is that it looks like they're looking at him with a sort of wtf face, and he looks back at them awkwardly too

>>1418557
keked

>>1405459
the fuck is wrong with the camera mans voice, ive been in russia for years and never heard someone with an accent like that, its always bugged me about this webm

>>1422977
i have that laptop that was unexpected

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>>1423176

amen

>>1414501
smart doggo

>>1423618
It would be ridiculously expensive to make every building tornado-proof

>>1416329
Some heros dont wear capes

>>1416329
>tumblr plaza
>landwhale about to do something horrible
>anon steps in and saves the day
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

>>1416335
>that sucks

Holy fuck. How are they still on air!!

>>1419430
sauce on the mom, is she also a pornstar?

>>1404514
never understood it without the sound. it's obvi fake from the start

>>1407514
Instant erection but that's not what I'm here for

>>1423107
DELETE THIS

>>1416335
this video always makes me laugh
>>1417399
idk wut to say about this

fuck donald trump

>>1417933
>speakers still intact
0/10

>>1417215
those are flowers

>>1423670
shut your mouth, toothless whore

>>1423052
What are these? Where can I get them?

>>1424926
He's right, though. Hitler was onto something.

For example, Hitler was assigning all jews a number and throwing them in ghettos to be guarded by law enforcement. When the jews fled and came to America Social Security was created and everyone was assigned a number. More and more power has been awarded to law enforcement over the years, and the American infrastructure has broken down to ghetto-quality in the most populated areas.

They did to us what Hitler did to them.

>>1422919
I want to know what this is from. Sometimes Indian movies are so adorably silly you can't help but love them.

>>1425437
It's a chemical reaction you can do at home. Either this one or the one that turns into the shape of a horse boner is ludicrously toxic though.

>>1423543
Liquiiiiiiiiiid!

>>1416166
What a dick

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>>1416371
apex kek

>>1420264

.......what the motherfuck was that

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>>1423107

>>1417409
>I hate the Bruce and Barbara sexed angle DC keeps trying to implement
>I hate the Bruce and Barbara sexed angle Bruce Timm keeps trying to implement

Ftfy

>>1425807
>>1424883
I am an engineer and commonly do plumbing.

This is called back siphonage, and actually kills thousands of people a year due to people in shit hole countries drinking contaminated water this way. 99.9% of the time its not sinks drinking water, but hoses and other small outlets having fun with liquid dynamics and sucking horrible shit into the same water lines people drink from.

In the US of A (and any 1st world country) you should never run into this unless your building is some flint level corrupt BS that completely ignores all code and backflow prevention devices.

>>1419753
>Uh, yes?
then youre too fucking dumb to understand it

>>1424892
HASHTAG YOUR PRESIDENT

>>1416249
>>1416256
>dickbutt
>>>/reddit/

>>1416309

There's more to this clip; the slut who owns said panties catches him hiding behind the door.

Man does she appeal STD riddled.

>>1416366

I really want to find or produce a WebM that's titled "Sick Traps" and post it on /fit/.

It's going to be a few QT traps who are all in bed with thermometers in their mouths and ice bags on their heads.

Too cliche?

>>1420725

"Curious is the trap-maker's art."

>>1402184
>not naming it Yu Gi Uno

>>1422977
its not unexpected when you put it in the fuckin filename

>>1420609
oh you

>>1423107
film reversed,
faucet handle doesnt work,
someone offscreen turns on water flow from wall spicket.

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>>1426181
>Fat ass Samoan

>>1426459
u wut?
https://youtu.be/WM1VIk2r_WI

You have never been to Mexico proper. Lines just have a vacuum.

>>1426181
...wat?

like, I'm legit confused. do they just hate everybody?

>>1406110
HAHAHAHAHA

>>1414595
I don't...get it. What am I looking at here?

>>1420693
Hahahahhaahahahahahahahahaha

>>1416192
you try...

>>1416280
Daaaaaang

>>1416318
>>1416339
fuckyes

>>1416359
alahahahaha!

>>1416379
This is why /r/ exists.

>>1426646
It's from episode 9 of Kaiketsu Zubat.
Amazing show.
- Regards
/m/

>>1418531
Thats some crazy powerful nerve gas

>>1416371
>Battle of the bastards.webm

>>1417924
What episode/season?

>>1426163
Don't be mad because someone can't follow your autistic thought process
lol

>>1423052
What's the music?

>>1426294
He was actually injured, he passed out after that if i remember correctly.

>>1404911
Fuck man, i remeber watcing this game when i was a kid. Then the next day all the footage of bridges and roadways collapsing.

>tfw you are sitting on a bridge and the light is red for way to long.

Thanks California.

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>>1400516

>>1426843
There's nothing worse as a kid than getting hit or hurt while enjoying something tasty.
There should be legal ramifications for doing that shit.

>>1400516
What was the word for these types of videos? It started with an F.

>>1423052
song sauce?

>>1420725
>>1426294
He had quite a serious intestine injury, as far as I know.

>>1425437
Mercury(II)Thiocyanate if memory serves me correctly

>>1423462
i love how he reks the chair.

>>1426904
do you know what unexpected means?

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>>1416743
distant sob 4

>>1404805
this thread was a good idea

>>1416257
knew it.. thats shailene woodley

>>1418531
Joplin Tornado

>>1423129
that first one had me dying

>>1419748
Kek

>>1425779
what software is that?

>>1417929
This is the best one so far

>>1423636
and?

>>1427027
Thanks, anon. You were right, and it's commonly referred to as "Pharoah's serpent" but it's banned from all free countries. Is there a less toxic alternative?

>>1422977
Please kill yourself. This shit wasn't funny a single time and never will be. For fuck's sake.

>>1426700
>>1426976
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwmTCIHPRsM

>>1424723
And it's not ridiculously expensive to rebuild it, when a tornado hits?

>>1424545
Perhaps you have not heard every dialect of Russian, what with it stretching across 11 freaking time zones...

>>1423052
fuckin nazis trying to spawn hellboy

>>1406143
It's also a joke from x-files you fucking children.

>>1402184
This is gold

>>1429066
I WILL OPEN ZE PORTAHL, AND RELEASE THE OGJIN BUHAD.

>>1429320
>/b/ merges with /fit/ : the sequel

You know what I find interesting? No one hates gays and trannies more than black people, at least here in the USA, and yet liberals like to pretend it's white christians who are against gay rights. Wanna watch someone REALLY hate gays/trans? Go talk to a black person from NY.

>>1429525
Like 90% of black people are Christian. Duh.

>>1427111

Actually this was Henryville Indiana

>>1429518
made me kek more than the vid

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>>1429980

>>1424245
Yes

>>1402184
what the fuck? I want to see the end of this

>>1404522
fucking kek

>>1423129
There has to be a way to reprogram one of these to play these sound clips in the video... I would totally buy one

>>1423051
I dun get it

>>1416309
I sincerely hope that when the actress walked in, she said "was getting caught part of your plan?"

>>1426596
you have been B A M B o o Z L e D

>>1420609
あらあらあら!

>>1428545
If the the building is low quality as >>1423618 implied then no, its cheap and easy to build.

>>1418531
did americans ever heard of the 3 piggy story?

>>1431896
The ones I always heard was when the wolf blew down their houses, they were insured, but the third died in a dynamite incident because the wolf got a little overzealous with his methods.