sam hyde / MDE thread

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>>1386180
Better quality version

>>1386267
only slightly

Sam Hyde is a one trick pony. :^)

>>1388189
Isn't Sam Hyde's thing being an edgy suburban white kid who makes fun of everyone leftists don't, but does it in a leftist style?

>>1386180
>>1386267
Wasn't the song supposed to be "Jews Rule" but he had to change it?

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>>1389369
That is a rumor started by a fake leaker that people run with because it would have been funnier. No evidence at all for it though.

>>1389974

is that his dad

>>1389344

he doesn't have a thing really

he has a fucking art degree, a lot of the things he does aren't even meant to be funny

he's a comedian now i guess but he does a lot of postmodern critiques and other stuff that i have no idea about because i have 0 background on

>>1393127
who /prefers Hey Moon to Cop Killer version/ here?

>>1393257
The way she says "no" like a pouty little puppy makes me want to marry her, support her 100% financially, and raise her four kids.

>>1393260
moms is the best video in existence

>>1393584
cuck

>>1386155
>moon man
fucking how does he get away with that???

>>1394234
I don't know, but surely he can't keep getting away with it, can he?

>>1386155
Most of World Peace was medicor and not really funny, had some gold in it though, especially the toss is project part

>>1393248
Me. It fits the message way better

>>1393921
its the best thing theese no talent fugs has done

>>1386155
Pretty sure that's supposed to be Hotwheels.

>>1393255
WELCOME TO HELL

WELCOME TO HELL

>>1394000
>tfw this is considered edgy surreal comedy and not common sense

>>1393253
never noticed he smashes a beer bottle in her face while he's tripping her, lmao..

>>1400379
There's a saying that you really don't know your own country until you've lived in two others.

Simplifying the rest of the world into chinese food and ritual rape is shocking sensational comedy, nothing more

>>1394210
cuck

>>1394110
does anyone know the song playing while he's reading the poem?

>>1402204
>There's a saying that you really don't know your own country until you've lived in two others.
Cool.
Nobody cares.

>>1402373
>typed from his trailer park

>>1402376
>Le pretentious "I've been to another country before lol" shitpost
End your life.

>>1402180
>That fucking "got ya" laugh at the end
Kek

>>1402204
>Simplifying the rest of the world into chinese food and ritual rape
That's not what he's implying though, but rather the division between surface culture and deep culture and a critique of moral relativism, absolute egalitarianism, third worldism, etc.
You're the one simplifying for comedic effect.
And by the way I'm college educated and have lived abroad for years in case you feel like going ad hominem.

TOP BREECH

>>1393248
>>1394374
Link to the version you're talking about?

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>>1402204
I've lived in France, Spain and Italy due to my work and I certainly don't want their increasing problems with muslim immigrants here in Finland. We already have problems with Somalis, that's enough.

>>1402373
well if you dont care about the argument, you can sign right off, nothing holding you there.

>>1400379
us vs them mentality is the bane of human existence.

being able to see yourself in "the enemy" is important.

have understanding for different things, regardless of it being morally right or wrong.
and have compassion for people regardless of them being morally good or bad.

the more people that can do that, the more calmer and level headed people can become as a whole.

and hopefully then it would be easier to figure this mess out.

>>1403661
I guess I'm okay with genital mutilation, stoning women for adultery and throwing gays off of high places now that i understand why those people do it, and I'm okay with them becoming a strong minority in my country and influencing politics from now on, thanks a lot :^)

>>1403661
>being able to see yourself in "the enemy" is important
>and have compassion for people regardless of them being morally good or bad.

pfffffft, thanks for the comic book ethics lesson.

>>1403583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukf-BZzX4oM

>>1403857
>>1403857
>white guy in tradtional suberbs, classy clothes from better days, gets arrested for nothing; believes he won't be found guilty
>gets committed anyway; believes it's no biggy
>he's in a prison cell, he still thinks he's unaffected: "Not me, not ever, ain't happening"
>gets interrogated for something he knows he didn't do, but gambles his freedom away anyway
>Notice that it's minorities that are holding him down during the interrogation to gamble his life
>Getting shanked in the gut by inmates (mostly minorities), but takes it anyway without protest
>Finally pays his tribute for the crime he never did
>Returns home to find nothing but ruins

It's the fate of white people if we keep choosing to ignore the problem. We hear the (((system))) persecuting us ongoing, yet we think we're unaffected by it until it's too late and there's no home left for us anymore. It's why denial of white genocide is so pervasive; we believe we're immune to it.
Also love the little details, such as the funeral bells between transitions of scenes.

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>>1404532
We have to complain about the injustice.
Sessions is our AG now, we can write letters urging blacks to be tried for hate crimes.
They murder our sons and rape our daughters and it needs to stop.

>>1388157
My favorite line Ill never forget
>soda stream will do for soda what 3d printing has done for assault rifles

>>1405815
>they murder our sons and rape our daughters
>we can write letters
That's why they get away with it

>>1394591
That is the whitest looking half cast I've ever seen. Wouldn't be surprised if that negro got cucked by a lighter skinned negro

>>1406254
>It's called the knockout game, and eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it

>>1402661
I think you're really giving him a lot of the benefit of the doubt, gracing his little rant with as much flowery vocabulary and intellectualism as that. I'm pretty sure he's just advocating willful ignorance because he lives in an industrialized country, but on top of that he's just being contrarian and offensive for the sake of it.

>>1389360
>YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT CUFGHPHAGHGFHHHHGGHFGHFHFHPHGFPFGH
I laughed so hard at this

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>>1393127

>>1393253
you just tripped my wife big guy

>>1402204
no he's simplifying the middle east into ritual rape, which they do.

>>1395845
the madman

>>1389360
what game was he talking about

>>1407433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pym0DJ9VzxU

>>1407323
What is this from?

>>1389974
sauce? haven't seen this one yet

>>1407515
the movie is Come and See, pretty good Russian war movie

Does anybody have zippy water webm?

>>1394591
Such an amazing soundtrack

https://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/album/ideas-man

>>1407866

that was incredibly unfunny

>>1407873
It's better than watching a bunch of islam sand niggers shoot a bunch of people.

>>1388951
That dude is pretty hot

>>1405815
chimpin out

>>1406503
>>1406254

My favorite was when he said

> How are we going to deal with the disabled and elderly?
> WERE JUST GONNA KILL THEM
> ...
> WERE JUST GONNA KILL THEM

>>1402225
goose

>>1407237
There is no doubt it's intentional, he's college educated and can be much more "flowery and intellectual" than that (using the correct terminology is flowery, really?), as shown in his writing and the freaking show.

Besides if anything he's advocating for awareness of those unethical cultural practices, and the countries were those are the norm are industrialized too you dimwit.
>Contrarian
Not when you are the majority
>offensive
Who is offended by saying we shouldn't understand stoning women?

>>1406369
They get away because if you wrote such a letter you would be the one charged with hate crimes probably.

>>1407673
What's written on the sten? This machine kills ???

>>1407856
>the final snort sounds like a bong hit
What is this sorcery?

>>1403661
Us vs them is the sine qua non of human existence. Competition for scarce resources drives evolutionary change.

Your hippie commune is an unnatural dead end.

>>1409052
When I said "flowery and intellectual" I was referring to anon's statement that
>That's not what he's implying though, but rather the division between surface culture and deep culture and a critique of moral relativism, absolute egalitarianism, third worldism, etc.
Why would you think I was accusing Sam Hyde of using fancy vocabulary in this video? Does it seem like high vocab to you?

And this monologue certainly is designed to be offensive, I can't see how you can cherrypick and morph 1 of Sam's statements in order to argue that he did not intend any offense.
>the best part of chinese culture is chinese food
>the best part of Native American culture is tobacco

These are very brash sweeping statements purely intended to be inflammatory.

Sam's a 1 trick pony, and his only trick is offensive satire, is making fun of people he thinks are hypocritical or insincere. Now I think it's good to have someone like that around, but he's definitely too spastic to culture and present a cohesive well defended argument about global politics. He's just a clown that makes fun of people he doesn't like, and people like you eat it up as fact.

Anytime you hear an opinion and feel a blossom of warmth and righteousness in your chest, that's because what you're hearing supports the identity you hold onto. When you simply nod along and say 'yeah thats so right' you're being a stupid fag following a trend.

>>1403798
The mother of communally-good decision making is empathy and understanding.

When your 4 year old pees his pants, do you scold him because you are personally angry at him or because you want him to learn not to pee his pants?

When you are an olympic athlete do you pay someone to break the favored athlete's knees or do you accept that if he wins then he bested you and you must try harder next time?

Obviously if it's your life or theirs then this lofty moral stuff goes out the window, but in global politics US carries a lot of weight, and can do a lot of good in the world by being the bigger person. Instead the US is shaking cheap oil out of nations that happen to be muslim, then spreading anti-muslim propaganda to justify it. Everyone is so blind to it now, how many decades will it be before history books portray it.

>>1409594
human civilization requires a large degree of empathy and cooperation. Some competition is healthy, to the point that both competitors do better jobs, but not to the point that both competitors harm eachother.

Two countries in non-destructive competition are very productive, like USA and USSR during the Space Race. I'll give you that huge amount of technological advancements are made during war, but millions also die during war. Would you pay 80 million human lives (the death toll for wwI and wwII) in order to hasten the transormation from 1910's technology to 1940's technology? Many of those technologies would have developed without the wars, probably much slower, but without so much horrible.

Therefore, I don't see how empathy and understanding can be so carelessly dismissed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFhR1fKWG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wpJBeedAWY

>>1409979
>Many of those technologies would have developed without the wars,

no they wouldn't have

>>1409979
>Many of those technologies would have developed without the wars,
lol.

>>1409969
Lol k. So let's just let droves of "peaceful refugees" migrate to our country, not assimilate, then blame white society for their failure to be accepted.

You have no idea what you're talking about. You're playing this off like it's some Rudyard Kipling "white man's burden" scenario when that type of mentality is what got us into middle eastern wars in the first place.

We need to stop treating this world like there are moral absolutes, like the 'right' answer is the same for all cultures at all times, and acting like having an excessively malleable national culture is a good thing; it is currently being used as a weapon against westernized countries by the portion of Muslims who mean to do evil, and the rest of the culture is enabling the behavior by not reporting the evil within their ranks. Then we as westerners act shocked when the dog boss the hand that feeds? It's our own damn daily for not recognizing the dog was sick in the first place.

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>>1408633


fkin kek

>>1386155
>tfw filthy frank ripped this sketch off entirely

>>1407861
>1:14
lost

>>1408299
it was allright.

crib death is incredibly unfunny

>>1411909
Frank has always just been a Sam Hyde ripoff. He did harlem shake, and had to keep going for that sweet youtube $$$. Easiest way is to copy someone talented. Everything he does which isn't a blog is directly Sam Hyde related.

>>1394591
What's the music?

>>1409062
This Machine Kills Fascist

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anyone have the classroom skit with the ending? They cut out the end on the youtube video for some reason

>>1388951
He could be a passable tranny

>>1407861
>I can see your penis

I love this guy! Fuckin Hilarious

>>1415589
where's this from?

>>1415965
world peace ep 3 credits

>>1393227
>he has a fucking art degree,
You say that like it was an art license and simple minded mortals like yourself weren't allowed to investigate any of it. Post-modernism is cancer, even nihilism is better than it...

>>1398809
/pol/o/.webm

>>1411839
American citizens did not unite and initiate behind the idea of 'white mans burden' to go and mess with the middle east.

The US government wanted to keep getting cheap oil out of the middle east so it made some propaganda for Americans, deposed middle eastern leaders, sold arms to the middle east to fuel wars, and protected rebel forces. This was all to destabilize the region and give them cheap oil, and they justified it to the American people by telling them they needed to 'spread democracy' and 'search form weapons of mass destruction' and get revenge from 9/11.

Paying special attention to refugees from Middle Eastern wars is not subscribing to White Mans' Burden, it's pulling your head out of your ass and realizing we did this. It's Guy Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest's Burden.

>>1411767
>>1411818
>anesthesia
>antiseptics
>airplane
>radio communication
>elementary computer
>Ford model T
All invented and used before WWI, and outside of wartime

>transistor
Invented after WWII.

The World Wars greatly accelerated the evolution of a lot of technologies, but a lot of those technologies were invented outside of war.

>>1403661
Too bad guilty white people like you are the only braindead fucks on the planet that actually believe that.

>>1403661
BANE?

>>1407673
>i didn't want it to be like this

>>1393257

that whole episode was just brutal

>>1394234
And David Duke. Search him up if you're unaware.

>>1388951

charles pls stop looking so good in drag

>>1406387
white genes have a tendency to be dominant in mixed relationships. Check out aboriginal mixes. by the 2nd mix they look white.

>>1419663

> White genes have a tendency to be dominant in mixed relationships

Yeah that sounds scientific. You probably know whats up.

>>1393255
reminded me of tom green

>>1402229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

>>1416133
Art Major here; can concur.

Post-Modernism is why everyone fucking hates art now. The joke was funny when it was just Dadaism and Surrealism; we can fucking stop now.

>>1394591
I think Ideas Man is still the best thing they ever made and it's like 4 or 5 years old now.

>>1403661
i still stand behind my argument.

i never said stoning is okay, or anything like
that, but alot of bad things happen, when people think they are morally superior, and look at the "enemy" like trash.

most of the femenism stuff is living proof of that.
black lives matter is living proof of that.
why war propaganda worked so good is proof of that.

you dont need paranoia and anger towards "evil" to fight it, what you really need is understanding, and a reasonable amount of compassion for the human, no matter what the path said human is on.

the less trust we have for each other, the more power the elite controlling us get.

>>1416728
i can still see the morally right from morally wrong.
we should not be supporting traditions of pain and suppression.

but the evil within them, is the same as the evil within you, and they are your brothers, they are family. and you need to stop them, but still love them like your own.

>>1419924
if you want to see exacly the human tendency that we need to understand.

look at the trump supporters vs hillary supporters. we need to get our heads out of the mud, and gain some perspective on what we are doing to our fellow human beings.

>>1403795
if you want to ignore my main argument and instead put words in my mouth, and then argue with those instead.

sure, fine. but it renders the whole discussion completely pointless.

>>1407551
Really? It's Ideas Man. Best thing they ever did, just as they were on the cusp of breaking out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yrH4qS2RA

>>1417370
I hope he keeps hyde wars going

>>1419648
>I watched you do it with my own two feet

>>1416554
>we did this

No, half a dozen Zionist Jew political staffers did it

>>1411909
and it was shit

>>1419933
Kill yourself.

>>1402229
Not sure, but it sounds like Disasterpiece.

>>1407323
this sucks

>>1389360
I didn't know he was doing ASMR now.

Aside from his TEDx thing, Sam Hyde is garbage. I wouldn't even mind that his entire thing is a ripoff of Tim and Eric if it were actually funny. Eric Andre (who's just tim and eric 2.0) at least makes me laugh.

He's clearly too pussy to nut up and just become an ideologue. He has to hide his fedora-tier alt right bullshit beneath thin veils of unfunny irony.

Hope his shit show gets canceled.

>>1393253
>Nick, we're talking about my wife here, you just tripped her. I WATCHED you do it with my own two feet

>>1422693
>Aside from his TEDx thing
That and his long facebook post about how we got into this cultural shitshow are the only things I liked. I agree, he tries to hard to be like Tim and Eric on his show. I think he could still be a great writer though, if he gave up the 7 levels of irony.

>>1409950
So you come to a thread specifically for this guys comedy videos to say he is wrong about his political views in them? There is nothing wrong with not wanting to experience other people's shitty cultures. Not wanting to get your hand cut off as punishment for something or not wanting your women to be thrown in prison for reporting a group rape against them is not wrong. Fuck those parts of those cultures and fuck you if you defend them.

>>1386725
could possibly one of mde's best videos

>>1393253

He really looks like a fat Nic Cage

>>1393257
source?

>>1419706
What's wrong with surrealism?

I agree with Dadaism, the ideology that's the basis for it is very reactionary and is a lot more shallow than people make it out to be.

>>1424415

China is 8,000 years old, has a billion people today, and has 5 languages with hundreds of dialects. Does 'chinese food', by which Sam Hyde means fried rice and kung pao chicken that you buy at the corner store, have anything to do with an appreciation of China?

4 groups of people invented civilization independently, thousands of years ago, and you know what was not one of them? Not the US of A, not anglo/saxon/gaul/celtic Europe, not any part of europe. India, china, egypt, and mesopotamia.

For fuck's sake Jesus Christ was a sandnigger and the bible was written in Hebrew yet the USA is so proud of being a white christian nation

It's like you've never seen a contrarian person that just likes to rouse people. Laugh at Sam Hyde's videos and listen to what he has to say, but get off his dick

>>1403661
no thanks faggot

>>1388951
Damn, this trap is hot.

>>1416193
Miata's being gay is literally older than the web. Not really a /pol/ thing.

Does anyone know if World Peace is getting a second season or not?

>>1428829
They might have been cancelled, but I don't know if they're being sarcastic here.

https://youtu.be/flWfpwN0giw?t=39m42s

i dont get it

>>1406879
brave soul who died filming this.

>>1429300
>43 minutes

when?

>>1430158
copy and paste the link dont click embed you dingus, that guy linked it to the time

>>1417370
His talk about going to the designers with a flamethrower was great. He's so relatable.

>>1422693
well now famalam

http://www.vulture.com/2016/12/adult-swim-cancels-million-dollar-extreme.html

>>1430177
how was i supposed to know that?

>>1430213
by looking at the =39m42s added to the end of the url

>>1386155
that little smile at the end. he knew he was trying to get away with some shit.

>>1430214
yeah, that makes sense. it's not easy being me.

>>1430224
autistic?

>>1422693
>when Sam is satirizing something I'm ok with being satirized he's funny
>when Sam is satirizing something I'm not ok with it's not funny and he's an pretentious ideologue
Riveting doublethink famalan.

>>1393253
The guy that plays Nick actually does a great job. His facial expressions and everything is perfect, genuinely seems real.

>>1430241
brother?

>>1393257
>>1425763
>>1417250
>>1393584
I've always been wondering what the deal is with this segment. Is it scripted, improvised, were the two girls in on the joke? Or did they genuinely think this was a legit dating show?

>>1394234
>get away
He is not getting away with nothing right now.
That David Duke killed his show.

>>1395845
Holy shit!

>>1427417
If you think, the Indians and Mesopotamians were, racially, the same as the people that occupy those shitstains today, you are mistaken. The caste system was a system of racial segregation and the people at the bottom were literally worse human beings. Their entire religion in india is about avoiding race mixture at all costs.

>>1389360
I died laughing the first time I saw this

>>1429300
It's been cancelled. Fuck adult swim, fuck the cucks, fuck the jews

http://splitsider.com/2016/12/adult-swim-cancels-its-alt-right-show-million-dollar-extreme/


Day of the rope when?

>>1430547
At least we get more hydewars. Also, isn't Sam in talks with Notch about something?

>>1408299
I didn't really like it either

>>1429300
It has been cancelled. They're sometimes facetious during the video but I could tell they were being honest about that.

MDE isn't funny and is one of the most painful things I've ever found myself watching

>>1430754
>look at all these people talking about MDE and liking their stuff
>well I guess it's time to go in the thread and shit it up looking like a fucking bitch

>>1388157
looks like someone watched Metropolis

>>1430805
it's okay to be an idiot, anon, plenty of people are

>>1430827
Hey, at least you're making yourself feel better.

>>1430547
>alt-right

(((They))) will just keep on using this word to flag anyone and anything with conservative views that isn't cucked to hell and back.

>>1427417
Chinese culture has been dead since the Revolution.

>>1427417
Jesus was white. Look him up.
Don't apply the ethnicities of the people living there now and assume it's been the same for 2000 years. It was only since the 700s that arabs moved north and displaced the whites that lived there.

>>1431002
The new memedia will overtake the old media no matter what, this is just their last desperate thrashing before they drown

>>1430252
According to MDE, the women knew that it was for a comedy sketch, but they were not coached on what to say. The children in the background had earplugs.

>>1407866

that's outright dangerous

>>1407861
why did he steal this from h3h3?

>>1431304
That video was around before h3h3.

Kys reddit

>>1431127
By 'sandnigger' I didn't mean 'Arab,' I mean 'Middle-Easterner.' There are a whole slew of ethnic groups in that region, but most of them, as they exist today and as they existed then, would be what we consider 'white' today. If you call Jesus white then you have to call a whole lot of other people living there today white.

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/lost-faces-of-the-bible/videos/forensic-artistry/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_appearance_of_Jesus

> For two millennia a wide range of artistic depictions of Jesus have appeared, often influenced by cultural settings, political circumstances and theological contexts.[9][10] There is no major disagreement that he was ethnically Middle Eastern. Though some question what exactly that looked like at that time, there is a general scholarly consensus that 1st-century Hebrews from Judea were Levantine Middle Easterners.

> James H. Charlesworth states Jesus' face was "most likely dark brown and sun-tanned", and his stature "may have been between five feet five [1.65 m] and five feet seven [1.70 m]".[65]

>>1434243
>tfw jesus was a manlet

>>1407861
ASSHOLE RETARD FUCKFACE!

>>1409950
>>the best part of chinese culture is chinese food
>>the best part of Native American culture is tobacco
Objectively true. Or do you prefer oppressing the masses and blood sacrifices respectively?

>>1427417
>the cultures of the peoples currently inhabiting the geographic areas were the most ancient civilizations found yet are the ones we should look up to, despite being worse off economically and atrocious in terms of human rights
I honestly don't know what's wrong with you.

>>1416144
Nick Rochefort fucks exhaust pipes

>>1419936
Your argument is saturday morning cartoon politics and got completely destroyed. Understanding and having compassion for our enemy doesn't mean we're suddenly friends nor should we have anything to do with (the negative aspects of) their culture.

>>1416554
>We* did centuries of arab and ottoman expansionism, unresolved tribal and ethnic conflicts and the intrinsic violent elitism of the quran
You drank the cool aid.
*who the fuck is we?

>>1434243
I never understood this idea that jesus must have looked like a random individual from that area. He's the personification of a god, fairer than the children of men, everyone loved him, why should he look like a below average schmuck.

>>1434243
whoops, I meant to say

>would NOT be what we consider 'white' today.

>>1436149
People in this thread keep making this same faulty argument over and over. My point isn't that we should embrace atrocities in the name of multiculturalism, it's that people should pick up a history book and learn about ancient cultures around the world. The US is less than 300 years old, and a lot of Americans act like it's invincible. It is true that right now the US dominates the world in several arenas, but that's only been true for the past 100 years, and it won't be true forever. Pretending otherwise is being willfully ignorant of other ancient civilizations that lasted much much longer than 300 years, yet still fell.

>>1436152
I'm not saying we should look up to them and emulate them at all. I'm saying we should learn about them and appreciate them. It's like when you're listening to your grandpa talk about his past. He tells you about when he served in the war, or when a kid told on him in 6th grade, and then your grandpa met him after school and beat the shit out of him. Then while retelling these stories your grandpa accidentally drools on himself because he's getting senile. You should listen to his stories and be impressed by them, compare your life where your biggest problem is a test on Friday to his where his biggest problem was his squad mates getting shot next to him. Obviously you don't want to emulate him and kill people or drool on yourself, but you do want to understand and appreciate his stories.

Do you understand what I am saying? I am saying that if you take the time to learn about world history, then you are the kid that listens raptly to his grandpa's stories. If you say 'US is best' and 'Chinese are only good for their food' unironically, then you are the kid who says 'waaah grandpa is so boring I just want to play video games'

>>1436159
>already 24
>have a low-maintenance GF I'm 'eh' about

fuck this is scaring me

a-at least I'm getting back into college in a month, r-right?

Not to start a discussion here but I think Filthy Frank got his idea of offensive comedy to Sam Hyde.

>>1437667
I'm euro though, my civilization is as old as they come.
Also my uni graduation paper was on comparative history.
You keep making the retarded argument "if only you got to know your enemies you would be friends" just drop it.
Besides it is precisely people who are not aware of the horrifying history of these civilizations who go and champion them.

>>1409950

You're projecting what you think people like him are saying onto a one minute clip you fucking Bozo.

What he's actually saying

>We've taken the non-genocidal/murderous and oppressive aspects of other cultures for the most part and implemented them into our own culture. However, contextually given modern events you have to consider for how the west is constantly bombarded by its own media and media abroad about its deficiencies and lack of "tolerance" despite being the bastion of liberty and freedom for the entire planet.

Who the fuck said he's saying the good and tobacco are the ONLY good or valuable things about those cultures? You expect us to worship a sun god in the name diversity and historical appreciation or something? You take what you can fit in and move on.

But it must be because we're all big, mean dumb nationalists, not just rational human beings who don't have to project a narrative of oppression and muh hatred on everything. Sometimes we're just having a laugh about the ridiculous moral posturing our own media and other cultures around the world throw our way.

>>1437897
100% WOKE

>>1394000
WTF I'm even more of a white supremacist now!

>>1393253
Sam's smirk at the end always gets me

>>1404532
Pretty sure this is a case of a garbage legal system. With corruption and incompetence leading to the destruction of an honest mans life. Really dont know how you managed to make this a white genocide issue but congrats on your mobility to be able to make such a huge stretch.

>>1439453
>being surprised that AS doesn't want anything to do with his show
Nah, it HAS to be Tim, guise.

>>1439488
They did want to continue the show. Thier parent company said to drop it because of the negative articles. Pretty stupid since the only people who read them were mde fans looking to get mad

>>1439463
Even that seems like reading too much into it, to me it felt like a tribute to Bronson

>>1389360
>there are faggots who wanted Sam to get a good webcam so the audio wasn't shit
It's the fucking best part

>>1439703
r9k.webm

>>1437680
what are you studying

>>1415589

What is it with Adult Swim and 311?

>>1437680
don't overthink it, people with partners are 50% happier

>>1437700
>>1437897
This thread has been up for over a week, and I can swap out every response I've gotten over the course of the discussion with a different one and it would serve as a perfect place holder. A problem with this anonymous system is that latecomers jump in on the argument without reading all of that argument. They see a few words that get them riled up then they smack out a reply. I hate to play the "well I didn't care about it anyways card," but there's no stopping you, you idiots just keep coming. Schlurp schlurp schlurp I'll let you guys suck Mr. Hyde's dick in peace

>>1442267
mechanical engineering, I did 2 years of it then had a breakdown and have been in and out of community college for 4 years. If I have my ducks in a row and finish my last 2 years then life should be good. Won't feel like a burden anymore.


>>1442363
It's pretty spooky when some internet dude describes your life, I feel like a cliche, a poorly written secondary character

>>1393255
I love almost everything he makes

>>1442886
>>1442363
fuck, come to think of it, I got the same thing when I was watching the first minute of Adaptation. Got called out by some guy who I'll never meet.

>>1388157
This entire TED talk is 100% gold. So fucking great

>>1420787
Kickstarter TV is one of my favorite purchases to help MDE. If you want Sam to keep making stuff, buy KSTV or donate to his patreon for real.

>>1442874
>dude I'm so superior to this 4chan commenting system lol
>this 1 minute long soundbyte of a dude making a joke about something he disagrees with is his entire stance on the issue he's addressing
>you're just a dickrider haha
epic posts, you deserve a final (you) for your troubles

>>1442932
didn't he say he used kickstarter money to buy new bikes or paint his apartment or something?

>>1442886
>I did 2 years of it then had a breakdown and have been in and out of community college for 4 years. If I have my ducks in a row and finish my last 2 years then life should be good. Won't feel like a burden anymore.

are you me
wooooo shit

>>1442874
>my argument is so retarded multiple people destroyed me
>i don't belong on 4chan
Guessed as much.

>>1443116
>colonialism.webm

>>1402382
End your life

>>1409052
You are like a child.

>>1393257
loving her shit tattoo cover makeup

>>1394591
>McRomny

>>1443116
did he died

>>1394110
Who's poem is he reading?

>>1403661
Live in the middle east for two years then come back here and spout that nonsense

>>1442886
I started this process now a couple months ago

May have a slight chance to return
https://mobile.twitter.com/Night_0f_Fire/status/808777873825955845?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

>>1443491
How is it going so far? Was it tough getting back into all the math and physics, and the general fast pace of learning?

>>1443076
Are you on your way back in? That light at the end of the tunnel man, otherwise it's just a bleak existence of minimum wage jobs and parents holding onto a flickering candle of hope that someday you'll turn your life around until suddenly they pass away

>>1430547
http://www.adultswim.com/footer/contact/
MDE's fanbase is mass contacting Adult Swim here, asking for the show to be brought back.
Just don't call them cucks and faggots.
We've all been sending heartfelt, serious messages.

>>1436159
Jesus fucking christ this is terrifying. Finishing up school now, 21 with a gf of four years. I love her but shes got issues and is not losing weight, always complains about it though.

>>1406254
this is absolutely my favorite line too

>>1402180
what an asshole

but im laffin

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new stuff

>>1389974
Its not that unrealistic. its sam hyde.

>>1439703
Kek

>>1430246
the guy that plays nick is nick

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>>1446975

>>1398809
poor miata

>>1393248
me, so much. cop killer is way too on-the-nose. with hey moon it has an added message of censorship that just makes the whole thing ickier. i fuckin love it.

>>1439703
AND YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD TO ME

>>1439703
Cannot Dodge the Rodge pt 2

>>1446975
>>1447029
The funniest thing he did was the holocaust punchline but he pussied out.

>>1398809
Fucking lel

>>1417370
Pretty accurate desu, but the demographics for compact car ownership tend to be women.

Anyone got the GOOBAS clip?

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>>1448358

>>1430754
Perfectly alright if you have a different sense of humor. Enjoy your buzzfeed college humor.

>>1447734
It seemed like he was trying to keep the audience during his last stand-up, before doing the retard kyle bit he asked them if they liked making fun of retards to gauge their reaction.

>>1447734
SUCH MY COCH

>>1415589
Anyone have the teacher sketch or the song after it?

>>1388951
>>1408475
>>1415613
>>1419588
>>1427486

charls does the androgynous look fuckin RIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtRZFGUJnOA

>>1394110

>keeping change in your wallet like a fucking 90 year old woman

ISHYGDDT

>>1415578

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moeC_6ucbqs

>>1393221
you should know by now that anybody who acts like Sam Hyde didn't grow up with a father
he constantly complains being raised by a single mother

>>1443299
Sarah's you retard

>>1450322

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiGNo6yCtw

>>1404512
this whole video is amazing

>>1408299
lol it hurt his feelings enough to post about it

>>1409969
>we should treat foreigners like a four year old who pissed his pants - because he is my equal

>>1416554
Collective attribution.... hahah this dude fucking sucks at this

>>1419936
nobody did that

>>1422693
>The only absurdist comedy I've ever heard of is Tim and Eric

>>1427417
You know his twitter completely debunks your argument, right?

>>1430827
oh my god I died.

>no YOUR an idiot

The arbiter of comedy in this thread, gents

>>1431002
People distancing themselves from it is exactly what they want. If people started claiming it and wearing it with pride, (((they))) would drop it like a hot potato

>>1442874
He wrote with red ears...

>>1451791
Leftism has 'jumped the shark'

This kind of cancerous cuck mentality is finished

>>1451829
it's weird how insecure mde fans are

>>1439488
That's not even from the show, you fucking idiot. That's a poetry recital Charles went to well before the show was even filmed.

Someone pls post the toga webm of Sam going "you horrible cunt" etc.

>>1407866
>/fit/

>>1448450
Thank you!!

>>1393255
this is my favorite video anyone has made

>>1431304
fucking normie

>>1395845
Memeing aside he is an actual madman

>>1452939

Wow, that's actually pretty touching; I didn't even realize watching before how emotional Sam was getting. Being an entertainer to the general public is one thing, but to receive praise from the most unfortunate among us must really humble a person.

>>1452939
stay strong sammy boy

I don't get it, none of these are funny. A middle aged guy acting like he's still a college beer bonging faggot is entertainment now?

>>1456346
yeah

>>1452939
DELETE THIS

SAM HYDE DOESN'T HAVE EMOTIONS BECAUSE THAT'S SHIT FOR QUEERS

>>1443116
The weak should fear the strong.

>>1386155
>>1386155
I honestly never found the humor in that show. The only thing I found remotely funny was a little of Sam in the blackface bit. I know a couple of comedy guys (one wrote for Mr. Show, another a stand-up) and both said the same thing regarding MDE: "It's weird and all, yeah, but where are the jokes?"
I'm into most of what Adult Swim puts on the air, but sometimes (12 oz. Mouse, I'm looking at you) it just isn't any good.

>>1452939
Doing 'comedy' from Mom's basement.

>>1452939
Source?

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I feel like sam is fucking losing it. I hate that he keeps using the same shitty production value on all his stuff. I get that its his "style" or whatever but its just getting annoying now. Hes on way too many layers of irony now and you can tell hes utterly butt-devastated from the loss of his show.

Sam if you are reading this take some notes from Charle's new channel my dude.

>>1386155
>>1386159
Why does he switch from American to British accent?

>>1419936
Except you argument is a framework for permitting the bad, destabilizing things from cultures that stable cultures decided a long time ago to correct and fix. You're ops counter argument to yours illustrates the problem with your original premise thus showing it is a weak argument.

>>1447017
He meant that Nick looks convincing as an actor

>>1446975
Someone read I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream lately.

>>1452939
>>1454128
Does sam have someone close to him with ms in his life?

>>1405815
>Write letters
>No gunz faggot detected
We could just rid ourselves of the filthy fucking animals with firearms.

>>1386159
i love how much concern he has about how theres no ramp